the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

This place is almost impossible to find, and looks like the sort of place you'd get knifed. I'd avoid it if possible.

Returned to Teasers 7/15 and found it much the same. More dancers than before but the quality was about the same. Pretty young crowd and dancers. Only one girl approached me and that after much tipping at stage. WTF? Nevertheless, I was in a mood to go to the VIP. Still a $15 toll to get back there. Young blond I was with suggested more than delivered. Little enthusiasm, moderate mileage. Stopped after 2 dances and went home. Other dancer in VIP constantly interupted, insisted she had dropped her cigarettes into our booth.

Have wanted to check out Teasers for a while now and finally got the chance 6/16/08. Outside looks industrial and is surrounded by heavy duty fencing so it is a bit intimidating. Inside the renovations have been completed and the look is fine. Two stages with dancers working non-stop. Drink prices are cheap ($3.50 beer, $3.00 dancer shots.) There is a $15 fee to enter the VIP and dances there are $20 each. "Star" was a young-looking 32 yr. old and very friendly. Did not hustle me, took time to get acquainted. When we went to the VIP her dances were full-contact and relatively "high mileage" for Flint. All in all, club is a good value. I'll be back.

I think this place gets an undeserved bad rap. Yes, it is a dive. Don't believe the previous poster about "nice couches and atmosphere." This place is a pit. BUT, there is incredible mileage to be had from just about all of the girls. Stopped first this afternoon to check it out by light of day. Looks pretty rough and not much was happening on stage. A 40ish dancer (4, maybe 5) came over and introduced me to L-L-T. I had heard of $10 laps but the reality is that there are actually $5 laps in the main room and $10 is for VIP treatment in the smaller room. There is a $10 charge to the house each time you enter the VIP which consists of a couch, a love seat and a chair. There may be company there (one was a napping dancer who soon vacated.)
Now the good stuff. The afternoon girl kept saying she could not do FS but came pretty close, then invited me over to her house to complete the ensemble. I declined. Three songs ($30) and I was convinced that I would return.
Five hours later I was back. Cover was still only $3. Never even got a beer before a younger dancer somewhat unimaginatively named "Hot Stuff" recognized me from that afternoon and nearly sprinted over to me and jumped in my lap. Within minutes we were in the VIP and Mr. Willie Johnson got a workout. BBBJ and plenty of access to the kitty which was, unlike her afternoon colleague, unpierced and unobstructed.
I has no sooner wished her good night when a tall African American girl inquired if I wanted a dance or two. Why not. Pretty good mileage and she was better looking but nothing like the "Hot Stuff."
If you can stand the generally tacky setting the value is great here. We will explore this more later.


They have redone the place, nice couches and atsomphere. Beers still $3.50 for 32oz which is good deal. The entertainment is not as good. 3 dancers the other night a 3,5,7 nothing to right home about. Floor dances $5, $10 to get in back and 10 a song for the back room couch dance. These are high miledge, so if you drink enough the 3 looks like a 10 and then you can go in back to have some fun. The place is not pushy so it is a good place to drink and listen to some music, and maby have some fun later.

This isn't a "great" club. The dancer's aren't top notch in beauty or skill. (or ability on the pole). Coke was $4.75 (still on the clock). There was no cover charge in the afternoon.

lap dance at your table was $10.00, and they were alright, nothing to brag about. Moderate contact but no groping. There were promises of more in the back room (it's a fee to get back there and $20.00 per dance) but having gone here years ago, the table dance never seemed different than the couch dance, so I passed.

It's a great place for a break, but not a road trip.

Of the three Flint clubs I visited Tuesday night, this was the only one with dancers I'd pay for a lap dance. The six dollar cover averaged to about one dollar a dancer, with maybe a couple more gents than ladies. I'd rate them between 6-9, and the 9's stayed with the regulars (of course). They were friendly, the bathroom was clean, the beer was reasonable ($2.50-$4.50) and the place was about the right size -- about a dozen two-person tables surrounded the stage. The average age of the ladies might have been late 20s-early 30's, and the pool tables seemed mostly for them to hustle us to pay for a lap dance. I don't mind these things, but some might, so I mention it.

What cost this club the most points was the VIP room. It was $20 per girl per entry. If you go back to the stage area, to go to the VIP is another $20 per girl you bring in. This was all before you pay for the dances. I had to see the room for myself, to see why it was so expensive. It had benches separated by panels. Did it show porn? No. Free gift? No. Better mileage than most places? Not really.

If you have to go to this place, stick to the table dances.

I am usually a generous rater - and maybe it was the time I went (2pm on a Friday), but this place does not rate well. Club layout and design - 7; girls 4-6; private area 7; private dance - contact allowed but no hands on despire a nice private area.

To get a private dance you have to pay the bartender $20; she gives a receipt to your dancer, and she gives it to the DJ. I think you have to do this with every girl you want to get a private dance from. This can get very, very expensive.

I would not go back.

Hi kelly and frankie are the best in town so great and also red head lori love ya all from hockeyeric.I drive from frakenmuth all the time for hockey games and stop there after and before to see the great ladies too bad there isnt one in my area cause the vu in saginaw is nothing compared to this great club.

I stopped here last night (Thursday 6/14/07). The place was doing well for only being 10:00pm (about 40% full) There were about 15 ladies up and dancing. There are 2 stages, a main stage with 2 poles and lots of room and a second stage about 4 ft wide and 10ft long with 3 poles. Overall the club is clean and not too smokey. The music was mostly 80's and 90's tunes. Cover was 6:00 and drinks were very reasonable for a stip-club. $3.00 Budweiser, with several shot specials over the course of the night. Other bottles were $4-7.

The girls ranged from 4 to 9 trending towards the middle of the scale. I received a terrific dance from Ashley. While not a 9, she put alot of effort into it and did a great job. Some of the ladies are just there to play you for all you've got. Definately one of the better clubs in Flint, MI.