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Strip Clubs in Battle Creek, Michigan
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| # | Club Info | Reviews | Last Review | Rating | Trend | Club Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Hots 269-962-8677 948 N Raymond Rd Battle Creek, Michigan 49014 | 2 | 03/10/08 | VIP Only. Join Now | Topless | |
| 2. | Heart Beats Exotic Nightclub 616-968-5300 182 Avenue A Battle Creek, Michigan 49015 | 2 | 06/17/08 | Topless | ||
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Stopped by Monday about 1 pm.The club could use a make over starting with some new carpet and a paint job. Parking lot isn't paved and probably is a real mess on rainy days. Drinks were average priced.
Only had 2 girls at were ok but sure could have used a few more. Both came around and did dollar dances. The couches are nice and private but a little spendy at $25 a song, I would have expected $20. Not much contact. I got a dance from both and both of them started well after the song started so that was disappointing.
Maybe it's better in the evenings.
Ahhh, the power of advertising. Apparently, this club has new owners and they are advertising quite a lot on the radio. I spent most of the day in my car seeing customers around the industrial triangle of Kalamazoo, Lansing, and Jackson and heard radio spots for this place all day long. So, never one to pass up the opportunity to visit a new club, I decided to try and find this place on my way home. Big mistake! Perhaps, one of the worst clubs I have been in.
The place is hard to find, the building is a dump, and I think the parking lot was unpaved, (it was dark and snow covered - can't they afford snow plows? - so it was hard to tell).
Once inside, the place was a real dive - typical redneck country bar. I don't understand strip clubs that have pool tables and videogames. They had Golden Tee....why?? - this is supposed to be a fucking strip club. Sometimes, at these dives, the girls try harder...but not here. It seems the dancers just want to hang out and drink with the regulars. For the most part, the dancers are not very attractive - the type of girls that can't get work at other clubs. There was one attractive dancer working when I first arrived, but she left shortly thereafter. After she left, I didn't see the point of staying. One dancer did sit at my table for a few minutes, but as soon she saw a regular walk in the door, she sprung from the chair and I never saw her again. How rude!
I will not be back....don't waste your time in this dive.
Stopped in for a quick look-see on 6/18 and the place is pretty tacky, even for BC. Has the look and feel of a biker bar. No cover charge in the afternoon and $3.00 beer. Good so far. The T-shaped stage is a bit of a problem as it has an elevated railing that makes the dancer almost out of sight when not standing completely erect. Certainly made it hard for me to become completely erect. :) Dancers are generally second tier, 3s and maybe a 5-6. One said she had just delivered a baby 13 days before. I believe it. Another looked like she was ready to deliver now but it is likely flab.
Got a couple of dances in the lame VIP. No privacy as you share the area with all other customers, no booths. Got pretty good mileage but don't know if I was lucky (she said I was her only dance in the past three hours) or if this is routine there.
Will probably come back to check the action again. We'll report then.
In this corner of Michigan this is the best club. The girls are friendly and the private area allows for good lap dances. Not Detroit style, but good. Bailey on dayshifts prbably gives the best LD and they get better one you have been there a few times.
Only had 2 girls at were ok but sure could have used a few more. Both came around and did dollar dances. The couches are nice and private but a little spendy at $25 a song, I would have expected $20. Not much contact. I got a dance from both and both of them started well after the song started so that was disappointing.
Maybe it's better in the evenings.
Ahhh, the power of advertising. Apparently, this club has new owners and they are advertising quite a lot on the radio. I spent most of the day in my car seeing customers around the industrial triangle of Kalamazoo, Lansing, and Jackson and heard radio spots for this place all day long. So, never one to pass up the opportunity to visit a new club, I decided to try and find this place on my way home. Big mistake! Perhaps, one of the worst clubs I have been in.
The place is hard to find, the building is a dump, and I think the parking lot was unpaved, (it was dark and snow covered - can't they afford snow plows? - so it was hard to tell).
Once inside, the place was a real dive - typical redneck country bar. I don't understand strip clubs that have pool tables and videogames. They had Golden Tee....why?? - this is supposed to be a fucking strip club. Sometimes, at these dives, the girls try harder...but not here. It seems the dancers just want to hang out and drink with the regulars. For the most part, the dancers are not very attractive - the type of girls that can't get work at other clubs. There was one attractive dancer working when I first arrived, but she left shortly thereafter. After she left, I didn't see the point of staying. One dancer did sit at my table for a few minutes, but as soon she saw a regular walk in the door, she sprung from the chair and I never saw her again. How rude!
I will not be back....don't waste your time in this dive.
Stopped in for a quick look-see on 6/18 and the place is pretty tacky, even for BC. Has the look and feel of a biker bar. No cover charge in the afternoon and $3.00 beer. Good so far. The T-shaped stage is a bit of a problem as it has an elevated railing that makes the dancer almost out of sight when not standing completely erect. Certainly made it hard for me to become completely erect. :) Dancers are generally second tier, 3s and maybe a 5-6. One said she had just delivered a baby 13 days before. I believe it. Another looked like she was ready to deliver now but it is likely flab.
Got a couple of dances in the lame VIP. No privacy as you share the area with all other customers, no booths. Got pretty good mileage but don't know if I was lucky (she said I was her only dance in the past three hours) or if this is routine there.
Will probably come back to check the action again. We'll report then.
In this corner of Michigan this is the best club. The girls are friendly and the private area allows for good lap dances. Not Detroit style, but good. Bailey on dayshifts prbably gives the best LD and they get better one you have been there a few times.