the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Went to Chicago club on a Monday evening. I had been to Adelita's several times previously and sort of knew what to expect.

Walking into Chicago I was greeted by the token pushy waiter from which i ordered 2 XX's. That was where the annoyance ended though. I took a seat in a booth on the far side from the bar and was soon greeted by a very young and innocent looking cutie in blue shorts and a tight revealing white shirt. She was about 5' 2'' 105 lbs and very talkative. Her english was good and she didn't even ask me to buy her a drink. I actually pushed the issue and asked her how much. She told me standard is 60 but since I was young and good looking (total girlfriend experience type girl) she'd do me for 40. I was stoked to hear this and figured I'd give her 60 regardless as tip if she was good. Which she definitely was.

As soon as we got into the room ($11) she disrobed and gave me some decent oral. She then presented her sculpted ass and let me do doggie, followed by missionary. After which i did some random positions i recalled from pornos and finished in the condom as she gave me some sexy looks and moans.

I rate the girl as a 10 and the overall experience as a 9. She was great and Chicago was a bit better than Adelita's considering it wasn't a fight to get the girl i wanted. Quite contrary i simply chose a seat and waited for the right one to come along. DON'T BE AFRAID TO SAY NO! The place was nice looking and not nearly as dirty feeling as Adelita's s. There were a few other young guys from America inside that i noticed, as well as some older Japanese guys. This place had alto of younger looking girls and exotic girls. they mostly were 8's-9's, not as dolled up and model looking as Adelita's girls.

This place is a great alternative to Adelita's, however I recommend you go earlier and possibly with 1-2 other people, not only feels more secure but it's good to have another guys opinion and backup for shooing away the pushier ones. Getting back across the border (taxi->walk over) took much longer than I had expected. But overall was awesome and something I plan to do again soon.

This place is not as crowed as Adilita's, The girls will stop by and see if your interested. If your not they will not came back to you. If you want them to come back you will need to approach them. Lot of bar space with many TV's on sport channels. Very big dance floor in the center of the club. Plenty of rooms up stairs for you and the girl of your choice. Beer is cold, daytime is slow, evenings are hot.

During the xmas Holiday I took my Uncle there to get a taste of some Latin PIE. He was visiting me from the east coast and his buddies told him about this place. Hes a tall Bro basketball player and we were in there for about 10 min and this tall Blond Approached him . He never got the name of this girl but she was tall, blonde and big real tits. Needless to say he got worked over...

The Chicago Club is my favorite strip club in Tijuana. It's dead during the early day with very few girls there, who are not stripping, but rather working as prostitutes. About 4:00PM is when the first strip shows starts and several girls will put on a great show to loud music (varying from Mexican to American) until around 7:00PM. What some can do on that pole is very interesting indeed and when tipping the dancers hands and mouths on tits and ass are expected.

The club is comfortable and not crowded during this time. However over the next few hours the hookers start coming to work and mongers start filling the place up. By the time the next floor show starts at 10:00PM the place is usually standing room only on any given night. Beer and alcohol are served. Full nudity is the norm for the strip shows. The main attraction though is that all the women there are for rent. You can see a girl you like doing a strip tease and 10 minutes after she's through be upstairs in a room with her having great sex.

The prices vary from $40-$80 for 30 minutes of full service sex. The beauty is that it's completely legal in the Zona Norte area of Tijuana where The Chicago Club is located. There are literally hundreds of women to choose from. Some will approach you, some you have to approach yourself. Once you've negotiated a price, time frame and level of service you and the girl will exit the club together and make an immediate right to the stairwell of the adjacent motel that these hookers use. Rooms are $11 per half hour with a $1 customary tip to the cleaning boy after you're through. Here's a tip, ask for an extra towel while paying at the desk. On busy nights you can expect a knock on the door indicating your 30 minutes is up and it's time to vacate.

YMMV, but almost anything is available as far as sex goes. The normal routine is full nudity with covered fellatio and covered intercourse in multiple positions until orgasm. Sex without a condom both oral and vaginal is sometimes negotiable for extra money or free as is anal sex. Once finished the girl will usually clean you off or you can sometimes take a shower together. Sometimes passionate kissing etc.. is involved during the session, sometimes the girls won't kiss you at all. It just depends.

Repeat business with the same provider will usually get you better pricing and more extras. If staying at a nearby hotel, such as the Leyva next door, you can many times pay a fine to take her to your room for the night or have her come without the bar fine after her shift is over. Then depending on your relationship with the stripper/provider you can negotiate an extended sex session or TLN (Todos Las Noches) for anywhere from free to $300. The normal cost should be around $150 for her to spend the rest of the night in your room providing sex as often as you desire. All the prostitutes are required to carry an updated health card showing they receive frequent check ups and are disease free. Don't be afraid to ask to see one if you want.

Beers at The Chicago Club cost $3 with mixed drinks costing $4. They do not have real orange juice and use Tampico punch instead and don't even think about getting any cranberry juice. Coke and Sprite are available for mixers along with bottled water. Beware that many girls will try to solicit you to purchase them drinks known as "fichas". These drinks are smaller than the norm and cost $8 each. The girls make a small profit off of each they have purchased for them. This can get very expensive so be careful. It's advisable to perhaps buy a girl you're interested in taking upstairs one or two to get a feel for her attitude, but not more than that. It can get hot and heavy at your booth with the right girl. Fondling is expected, tits are regulary exposed, groped and sucked. Pussy are played with and partial hand jobs as well as occasional partial blow jobs are not uncommon.

The Chicago Club also has several televisions mounted throughout and you can have certain shows or sporting events by asking the bartender or waiters/waitresses. When the girls aren't dancing you can also request the music of your choice from the DJ or through your waiter or waitress. A few dollars as a tip for the DJ is appropriate and they have an extensive library of American and Mexican music. The place is also air conditioned, which is rare in La Zona Norte, and it helps being that smoking is allowed everywhere in the club. There is no food served in the club, but food can be brought in and eaten and snack vendors pass through often. If you wish you can also dance with some of the girls (clothed) on the dance floor after the strip shows end around 2:30AM. There is a girl/women for every taste with ages ranging from 18-mid 40s. Enjoy.

Was there Oct. 30 and 31st, not very busy and the quality of ladies has slipped. Instead of all being 7+ it's more 4 to 8 with the occasional 9+. Had a couple of drinks and off to Adelita's.