the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

great place to go alone or with a group
huge with plenty of girls, you can go in the back and get private or stay and enjoy the environment
girls of all kinds and likes
greatest place on earth....

Kaos was a real disappointment.The club is very large in size,with one main dance stage and a smaller one in a corner.No cover charge on that weeknight,but there was a three drink minimum,totalling about $30.00 for three vodkas.....same as a cover charge.All the girls,save one,were heavy and 3's-to-5's.We stayed 20 minutes and left after watching three really bad stage dances.The customers were almost all shady-looking locals.Forget this place !

Best club I found in Guad. Some of the hottest girls around, plenty of implants and for $15 buck you get an all access private, secluded "Table Dance" (basically the hottest lap dance you'll ever experience). Don't be afraid to explore every inch of these girls bodies, they are not shy or uptight.
A large club always well stocked, you will be approached by girls immediately, for about a $5 tip, you can ask the waiter to bring you the hottest girl in the club, well worth the money.
Opens about 10PM.
Some girls are open to "private parties" for about $250 anything goes.

Went on Monday night, so may not be represative. Like the other reviewer said, very nice place inside, Absolutley dead until 10 PM. Arrived around 9, was told chics would start dancing in 10 mins. next time I asked, 10 minutes, at 10 they started. Maybe 5 girls there, none were 10's maybe 5-6. Prices shown above are in pesos. Private dance is nothing to write home about, pretty run of the mill, with bottom on and no touching the crotch. Each dance is 3 mins for 15 pesos, thought I would do 2, after exactly 6 mins, That's all, done!
What really turned me off to this place was the hustle factor! The guy who shows you to a table wants 50 pesos, thet guy in the bathroom wants at least 10, and will let you know that 10 is almost nothing. Then the guy who watches the private dance room wants something, I guess to keep you from touching too much, Then another guy says he is security for the section of the bar you are sitting introduces himself, and wants $$. All in all very expensive for very little to show for it. Beer was 55 pesos, girls drinks are 110. They could not change a 500 peso bill, so let me run a tab.
Girls on stage do 3 songs, get nude for the last second of the third. No one was tipping at the stage, and I was told, that it was not expected. With everyone else wanting $$ for nothing, it seems that the girls, who you are there to see should get more.

Gina's is a nice club with very good talent,ranging from 6's to 9's. The stage is rather small,but the dancers are great in true Mexican style-lotsa humpin' and probin'. The place is small and crowded with locals and foreigners alike as customers.The drinks run $5.00 for beer and $7.00 for mixed drinks. Pay by the round, not as you exit and you won't get screwed out of money. There aren't any rules here so you can experience anything short of getting laid in this place. Girls are available after work-3.A.M.-via their cell phones. Couples are welcome and there were a few in this place the night I was there. Ask any taxi driver about Gina's and he will have a club card for you.

This place rates only an 8 because of the constant waiter hustles for drinks. They also ask for $50 for a stage-side table, but don't pay the ransom. You can seat yourself without paying. The dancers are 9's and 10's from Mexico, Argentina and Colombia; all great looking with fabulous "cuervos"( bodies). This is the first upscale club in town and customers are rich locals and us gringos. Private dances are excellent and the girls always ask for a " propina"(tip) and usually get $10 or $20.
Food is excellent and the topless dances on stage are really great. This place and The Golden Club are places to see when in town. The other clubs are good, but the number of quality dancers is much lower.

This club is alot of fun so long as you watch your drink tab.The cover on a Friday night was 250 pesos,which included two free lap dance coupons for a dance in the large back/group room.The girls parade around the stage every two hours and you choose your senorita.The back room isn't worth the time because your with 15-to-20 other guys.The private room is the only way to go with your favorite girl.DEFINITELY ask for Neffertitti,a slim latina that does a great ,sexy mid-eastern dance with a veil.She's the crowd favorite.We had several ten minute dances that made me crazy.I do not know if the girls work after hours.Watch the waiters bringing drinks for the girls without asking,or you will be ripped-off.

I was there two weeks ago as a part of my three week trip to Mexico. I was staying at a nice downtown US hotel chain and the bellboy helped me out with directions. I had a company rental car but it was a mistake to use it at night. Guadalajara has very poor street signs and I was not able to find this place. I found the "men's club". I left my car there and took a cab from there to Candies. I am glad I persisted. This place was rocking at 11PM on Monday. Around twenty girls, four of them 8+, Five or so are 6-8 and the rest are not worth it. Lap dances are done in a booth guarded by a bouncer who usually keeps his back to you and surely could be encouraged to do so with a tip. Lot of contact but only enough to keep you interested to take you to the "back room". The "back room" is a set of three small dark cubicles behind a closed door. 600 pesos for 10 minutes and they are strict about the 10 minutes.

Before I get ahead of myself, I have to tell you that as soon as I sat down and the waiter was relentless until I bought a drink and tipped him. Once I did that he was very helpful. Resist the pressure to buy the girl a drink. I told the girl, "look, I can either buy you a drink or buy more dances". I got three laps and she offered to go to the back. The dancer I was with was such a hottie that It was impossible to resist. In the back I got an all nude body rub and a HJ. Some people would consider this pricey but to me it was totally worth it. One of the best stripclub experiences ever..I would have given it a 10 but for the price. By the way; they charge extra if a cab drops you off (I think it was 10 US more, but I am not sure)

Look for my next review on the Mens club GDL

Side note: I saw several working girls in the lobby of the hotel after 10 PM

This place is really great.The girls are very friendly and the dances are very good.There are alot of locals who like to drink and watch,so the girls give the gringos mucho attention.It's not expensive and the dance contact is typical mexicana-very thorough.If you want to see the best talent in town,go to The Men's Club where the girls are great and very expensive.$$$$ !

I was there late, it was almost closing time. There is a stage in the middle, another higher at the right wall and a bar at the far right end. There was a $10.00 cover and the drinks were at $5.00, girls drinks are at lot more expensive, just ask them to drink beer. there were two stunning girls chatting in a corner so I approached them, we worked out a private for both at about $260.00 they were the dynamic duo....it was great.

This is a High Scale Club, very simmilar to a couple of clubs in Palm Beach Florida.
Great for business meetings.
Good food and apetizers, in fact they had a buffet, comfortable chairs, music was not to loud and obviously the ladies are phenomenal, mostly 8-9, . I met a couple of girls from Venezuela, believe me, all the money spent was well worth it. I did not go upstairs but I was told that dreams do come true....

Unfortunately, I had to leave the city that night but, I will be back!

Mens Club is one of the finer institutions in Guadalajara. It is located in a nice area, sort of the edge of a shopping mall. It is safe and clean. It has a cover charge of approximately $10(depending on exchange rate) and it is worth it.
When you enter you feel like you are in a restaurant/night club, filled with gorgeous women running around the place. The main bar/dance area is very large, with a huge stage and a movie screen backdrop. There are VIP tables up front where you can have a meal or just drinks. The main floor is very large and there are steps leading to a balcony, private dance area.
Unlike many clubs in Guadalajara, the private area is for lapdances only, not "Privados" offered services at other clubs. I have been there about a dozen times and to my knowledge, there is no place to get your knob shined. Don't let this discourage you, however.
On three occasions I have met girls at the club and been able to talk them into meeting me the following day for a "date."
Like all clubs in Guadalajara, the girls will come around to visit, sit at your table and talk with you as long as you buy the expensive drinks. They will talk sexy, rub your legs(all three of them) and kiss you. For a fee you can take them upsatairs where they will strip and dance on your lap, etc.
Mens Club has a great selection of women coming from all over Mexico, Venezuela, Argentina, Brazil and Russia. I have met several Russian girls here who spoke better English than Spanish.
You can have a great time in Mens Club if you do not speak Spanish, but it certainly improves your chances of getting the girl you want. Of course, like all clubs, the Almighty Dollar will improve your chances more than any language, so bring the Greenbacks. You're gonna need them.

This club is unlike other stripclubs in US and mexico. They poured money into this place and it shows. The location is easy to find right next to one of the big malls right off the main street. Parking is easy, in the mall or on the side street. Standard entrance fees. The music is excellent and the women are absolute gorgeous. Few 10s, Lot of 8s and 9s and a few 7s. Hardest part was to pick the one you want a dance from. Full contact dances and anything else you want is on the menu if you are willing to pay for it. I had four dances fom this girl who called herself valencia. 21 years old, drop dead gorgeous face, stunning figure and spoke good english. Of course I had a great time but she was all business (what did I expect) with no time for chit chat as the place was quite busy. The "private" dances are in small dark cubicles to the side that offer you adequate privacy for roaming. The only reason I gave this place an 8 is beacuse of the price of entrance, dances and drinks. Otherwise it would be a 9 or 10.

One other thing I almost forgot: The waiters were pests trying to get me to buy expensive drinks and champagne. I managed to ward them off but their attitude changed immediately and they tried to get me to move away from the stage. I ignored them and they went away.....

My second trip to this place was another great experience.The talent here is truly outstanding and diverse.The girls rate 7-to-9 and the stage dances are really great.No poles and just topless dances,but really great entertainment for the audience.The club now wants the customer to purchase a bottle of liquor($200.00) for a ring side seat,but later I got a great table for 200 pesos.Drinks still run $10-$11 a pop.Table dances are $40 and private lap dances in a small room run $100 for two songs.V.I.P. private dances in rooms on the second level cost $150 and up.There aren't really any no-touch rules.so alot of fun is possible in the private rooms.

Gentlemen's Club is a great club in Guadalajara.It's a 9 atmosphere with a great stage,nice bar and two levels.I took a girl and her cover charge was $35.00 USD which told me they don't want couples.The table dance costs $45.00 and isn't worth the money.Private dances upstairs run $100.00 minimum for two long songs.Touching is allowed and the girls are definitely worth touching.The stage dances are legitimate dances to latina music and they strip off their tops only.No sex is negotiable with the girls in the club.From an entertainment standpoint it's worth one or two hours to see the great looking latinas dance.Drinks run $9.00-to-$11.00.