the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Stopped by on a Friday after work. This place is really well done, with a nice bar area good selection of bottles, a nice stage really looks impressive and then you look at some of the talent that are there and you realize why the place is empty I think the place is great and all but really, I just want to go there and see beautiful naked woman I guess with such a nice looking place you would expect to see higher caliber woman. Hopefully I just went on an off night will check it out again sometime...

Stopped in on a thursday. I didn't do any VIP rooms, but I couldn't figure out why such a large building had such a small main floor. It must be a mob scene on a busy night.

I didn't like the lay out either. The long stage with a short railing made it hard to feel intimate.

I really liked the spiderweb lights that shown on the dancers. The good ones really knew how to take advantage of them.

The shot girl was a waste, and very annoying.

stopped by fri. nite on way home from western mass. i've been by the club before but never went in. i made a point this time to go inside. it's a nice looking building with colored lights on the outside. walk in & there's someone with a wond to check for metal. after that is over, he says $12.00 to get in. after paying the money i walk into a smallish room, with a bar on one end, a stage, with about 7 chairs in front of it, & 3 rows of chairs behind them. i ordered a drink, & it is at this point that a light went off even though the room was fairly dark, of what this club is about. there are only 2 things that a club can do to completely turn me off, & they both were happening at the same time. first i was given change in $2.00 bills, & second the dancers decide, even though it is a nude club to only go topless. they have a separate dance area in the back, which i did not try. i'm sure that i will not go back, as there are other clubs in the area. don't try to be cute & take advantage of your customers.

Half-page ad in the local weekly alternative paper about the new Platinum Premier, so I gave it an afternoon chance. TWO very good looking dancers (8+, both platinum hair) from 12:30 until I left at 2:00. Renovations done very well, pretty good sound system, fog, some lighting in the eyes. But TWO dancers. Guinness on tap, but 8 dollars for 12 ounces. Change given in $2.00 bills (hint hint). Drink rail at the stage is too narrow and too short. But TWO dancers. 5 song sets. Did I mention TWO dancers?

So, it's cavernous, not far from I-290. Big secure parking lot. The renovations are done very well if you like vegas-style big box. I tried a $25 private dance. The "private dance" area is a big open room with conformable enough upholstered bench running the perimeter. And this afternoon we had the room to ourselves, except for the DJ looking in.

But four customers and TWO dancers (trying to get lunch in between sets), well, maybe after they get done hiring I'll go back.

A year since my last review of this place. The renovations are FINALLY done! It now looks like a high end club in a low end neighborhood. Very nice looking inside.

There is a restaurant area that looks very plush. I bet the menu is expensive and food is good. Next time I'll give it a try. Cover was $12 on a recent Friday night. The place was busy but not crowded.

A Brazilian hottie latched on to me almost as soon as I sat down. Tough to talk with her weak English and the loud music. She offered a VIP area dance for $150 (I think). PLUS $200 for a bottle of Champagne. That's $350 plus a waitress/bouncer tip. Ouch. Too rich for my blood.

We settled for some $25 lap dances in a room with big padded benches along the wall. The DJ booth has a view into the room. Contact was better than I expected but limited. Drinks were on the pricey side.

Overall a nice place to visit. Just be prepared to check your coat and be wanded.



I guess the club was re-done an re-opened. Nice job on the renovation .... very high end but it does not help.

Arrived on a Wed about 7 pm (I guess they open at 6 pm). When entering the club I was greated by a bouncer. He made me empty my pockets and he passed a metal detecting wand over me. He saw that I had a pack of gum in my pocket and would not allow me to bring it in the club .... A lousy pack of gum. He then proceeded to tell me that he was giving me a break and not make me check a pull over jacket I was wearing ( I suspect it would have cost me money to check it). The entrance fee was $10. A diet coke cost me $8.


I was the only customer (Iguess I got searched because I was going to mug myself). About 6 girls sitting around waiting for someone to show up. Talent ranged from an 5 to 8. Only 2 good looking ones. A girl did promptly get up on stage. She was very cute. Danced 3 songs removing only the top. Showed a little (I do mean little) downstairs by pulling the g-string over briefly. Tipped generously at the stage but not shown alot. Stayed for a second girl girl ..... same routine but no flashing the g-string.

Was told they have other areas like a nude dance area and a private dance area. Dances in private area were $30. Don't know if they were topless or nude. Did not matter, the hassle entering the club, high cost, and lack of inspirational stage dancing sent me away.


Wow all I can say is this place is weak, I remember what this place was like a few years back much better than it is now, anyway I stopped in last week when passing thru, I should have just went 500 more feet down the road to the other place but my curiosity got the better of me, then bang 8 dollars for a bottle of beer wow that is more than a lot of clubs in NYC charge well I was really disappointed. The quality of talent was not high and the fact is still being remodeled is just ridiculous it been like 3 years, they must be using Bechtel-Parsons now that their not working on the big dig anymore. Well with that said I hope this place really does get it together I think it's suppose to have a restaurant and stuff but I don't know how good that will do in a blue collar town like Worcester since there already charging 8 for a beer, Id hate to know what the food will be priced like...

Stopped in briefly. $5 cover on a Saturday ($7 for 18-21 year-olds). Wanded at the door, and no cell phone usage allowed. Pretty slow- the girl I talked to indicated the crowd is usually mostly regulars. Renovations should be done by the end of the year, she tells me. Most dancers in the 5-8 range, but there was one smoking blonde in a cowboy hat...

It's been 14 months since my last visit here. I figured by now the renovations would be done. Nope! I think it's going on 3 years now. $5 cover on a Monday night.

They opened up a new bar area opposite from the old one last week (so I was told). One of the bathrooms was done and they do have a seperate lapdance area. The lapdance room is fairly large and open with bench type seating against all the walls. Big window for the DJ or bouncer to keep an eye on things.

I got one dance from a tall thin blond. She was nude but it was tame with minimal contact ($20).

The club did have a good number of girls and customers for a Monday night. What I liked most about this place was the energy from the girls. They were doing good dances and would interact with customers. Friendly and above average looks.

The dancers tell me renovations will be done very soon and say it will "be off the charts" when it opens. It will have VIP rooms and a resturant. Since stripper information is so reliable that probably means come back next year.

This place has a reputation for padding lapdance bills and then sweating or beating up the customers. I witnessed one case with my own eyes were a group of bouncers intimadated and robbed one nerdy guy.

The name here probably ought to read Platinum Premier now, since the renovations that have been going on for so long now finally include an awning outside that displays that name. And the renovations have also progressed in one other area that is now accessible by the public. They actually have a decent private dance area... It's closed off from the rest of the club very well, and looks pretty nice. It's a tremendous improvement over the gutted-warehouse look of the main area still in use. It provides no real privacy for the dances, since the entire room is wide-open, with no separation at all between those doing dances other than open space, but at least it is a separate room with decent carpeting & decent, comfortable couches.

Pretty small place, friendly girls. About 10 working on a Thursday night. I'd say most were 5's with one or two 7's. Dances are $20. Center stage with about 30-40 chairs around it. Small L shaped couch for lap dances fits about 4 at a time. Really small VIP room back in the corner. They wanted about $200 for the bottle plus about $100 a girl. Way too high in my opinion.

i was visiting home, and i stopped by the crystal palace where i use to go. its under alot of constrution and has really falling apart. the bouncers are rude and bullish. the girls look like they all smoke something. venus is still there. getting old but holding her own. the best there. i talked with a few regulars who said the place had been being worked on for some time. still has a long way to go. you can also get massage and escorts as well. the guy in charge will hook you up if your looking for ok ending to your night. for the most part its gonna be awhile before the place looks good. hopefully the girls will improve as well.

I heard this club was undergoing remodling. That is, I heard it was remodeling a couple of years ago. I thought for sure they'd be done by now. No such luck, they're still remodeling, and I think they will be for the next ten years or something. The business is obviously having serious fiscal problems. Anyway the interior of the club is a complete and unmittiagated shiat hole with a lot of bare plywood and and very poor lighting. the men's rooms are a hive. Appearantly the management thinks this so special that they charge you a $10 cover charge to see it. The going rate in the area is $5 to $7.

In it's former days, it was always a high pressure club. Now the dancers are abusive. I had the misfortune to come into contact with a couple of ultra pushy brazilians. I been around before and come to expect hi-pressure sales a par for the course. Indeed, I thought I'd become immune to it, until I came into contact with these, two.

The dancers I saw here were in really tough shape. Even though I prefer the girl next door type to higloss beauty queen, some of the girls here should be hosipatilized in drug rehab. That bad, really.

I went here on a Friday night. $10 cover. The bouncer ran a metal detector wand over me prior to entry. I had very low expectations upon my first visit here. It was actually not a bad club. The girls were mostly attractive and in their 20's. Most were thin with natural tits. Just the way I like them! Willing to sit with me for a bit before the $20 full nude lap dance. The lap area is not private and heavily supervised.

Surroundings were a small wearhouse feel with bare floors and plywood. Bathroom was pretty bad. Smoke free. Average sound system. I'll revisit when the renovations are complete.

They've been doing renovations here forever... From what people there tell me, it's going to be spectacular, but the way things are going, it might be 2008 before they're done. In the meantime, the place looks like hell. The floor is bare cement, and there is bare plywood on the dancing booths and elswhere. The girls are getting a little better, though. A while ago, I wondered why most of them were dancing at all. Now, there a a fair number of 6's and 7's. Venus is still there, though, and looking better than ever. She's definitely the class of the joint, and would be at any club.

Whats up with this place, made a visit last week and was not impressed. Guys take it from me that management spending money to fix up the apperance of a club is a waste unless they take seriously the reason guys visit. In my old age I'm loosing patience with clubs that look great but have dancers that look like they came from a methidone clinic. what is the attraction of girls that appear sickly, all pierced and have more tattos than most bikers. Well by now you figured the basis of my review. Crystal Palace looks clean and acceptable from the inside (although it is in a strange part of town). Problem like many of the low rent clubs is the quality )lack of) dancers. You hire low class girls, attract low class guys and make money selling beer. If that works, you are OK in my book. However, if you want to sell many bottles of champagne and lots of mixed drinks paid for by guys entertaining clients, you need to change. Truth is, I noiced many women walking the street near the club that had the same look as the dancers. If you are into this style, save the admission and drinks and just stop and talk with one of the walkers. Guarantee they will provide a more intimate experience. Will I visit here again, NO. Will I let my friend that recommended this place know he needs to get glasses, YES. Save your money and head to Providence (better than here, but lacking compared to other hot spots).