the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

The place looks very high end. For a Friday afternoon the place was pretty dead. Maybe 10 cusotmer present ... most siting at the back bar. At one point I was the only person sitting at the stage for nearly 20 minutes. 6 girls working rating from 8 to 6. Girls are doing 3 song sets.
Dances offer at your seat for $10. There is a lap dance area which is not overly private. Dances in the LD area are $20. All dances are non-contact (par for eastern MA. The non-contact air dance are a big dissapointment.

I was one of the few customers- could have been the Celtics playoff game that drew guys to Sports bars instead-
but I had a pretty good time being the focus of attention -except for that of the shot woman (she was no girl)! Never have I met such an overbearing salesperson - it made me want to hear "wanna-dance" just ot get away from her! I did meet a most intersrting dancer - single mother -- educated - and gave me as much personal cantact and and unusally large amount of sincerity. I've seen other posters comment on the oputdated website listings of dancers. In all honesty I traveled there because I saw Cassidy listed, but she apparently left long ago - has anyone seen her lately in MA or NH ?

Stopped by mid week during the afternoon. A handful of dancers and patrons. I really like how laid back this place is, very friendly staff, not too much pressure for LDs. The girls generally ranged from 5-7 with two exceptions one dark haired Ukranian beauty (I forget her name)who I got a pretty good lap from (no contact but good show) and Skye who was great, girl next door type....easily a 9 in my book. Had a few good laps (again, no contact but good show) with her and I was on my way. I will return.

I generally go to Kitten's a few times a month. The staff are very friendly and make you feel welcome. In addition to the obvious dancers, Kitten's has two pool tables out back.

When i go there, I play a few games of pool($1 per), have a few private dances($20 per), have a few beers($5 per). I find it is a nice way to take a break from the stress of the day.

There is a cover of $5.00 in the afternoon. However, you can download a coupon from their website in order to get in for free.

The best part of all are the dancers. From my point of view, they are real. They are not necessarily 9s and 10s in appearance. If you like the enhanced look, I suggest going to TENs or Golden Banana. Those two places are too sterile for me, not to mention dark. I prefer the dancers at Kittens because IMHO they are more attractive and sexy, in a natural & earthy way. The dancers are also more likely to sit down and engage you in some conversation than other places I've been to in the past.

Living in the Salisbury area I drive by this club often but there never appears to be any cars in the parking lot. Finally I decided to stop in on a Thursday night to see what was up. Inside it is a nice club with a bar area and then the entertainment area with a large stage with lots of stage side seating. There are lots of tables in the room too which allow for quiet conversation with your favorite dancer(s). There is a private dance area off beside the stage and also another game room in the back. The drinks are reasonably priced and there were good number of girls which IMHO were a 7 or better.
Only one problem, there were no customers. When I was there, there were 8 dancers and I was one of four customers. The girls are nice enough but appear to be bored (could not blame them) with no customers to "work" for. It does not take long to drain ones wallet when you are 25% of the customer base. After about an hour I gave up as ran out of tip funds. This could be a very good club if they could just get some customers in the place.

Clean, medium sized blue collar place. Decent varity of dancers ranging from 6-8's. More like a neighborhood bar with adult entertainment. Decent music, good food, good prices, large parking lot. One gripe is interior lighting is too bright, but at least you can see what you are paying for! Staff and management very customer friendly.

I stoped there are not getting any on a date...It was a Wed night at about 10pm. The parking lot looked full so I tought it would be hopping, I was wrong. There were about 4-5 girls working all thin but not very good looking. I think these are the girls that could not make the cut at 10's down the street. I got a pirvate dance from 2 girls. The first one was really bad, she could not dance and had stretch marks from having a baby not too long ago. The second was about a 6 and she was just OK...but the dances were $20 and not worth the time or the money...The best part of this place was that the drinks were cheap..I got a top shelf vodka and soda for $4.50...will not go back

well i gave kittens a try on amonday night.

cons:4 girls. and none were hotties. i would say they were all about 5-6's.
standard MA cons: no contact...

pros: clean place, nice bartender, fairly cheap booze.

in summary: fine for a beer. dont waste political capitol with the signifigant other by going here. save of the passes and go to RI. or Montreal!

I was lucky enough to enjoy a shirt time on afternoon at this establishment. It was an improvment over it's previous incarnation as The Lion's Den. The place was pretty clean, girls were just OK. Dancers seemed to be doing this mostly for the very first time in their lives. My buddies and I joked that it must have been "A-Cup" night, as the dancers were not very well-built. The music was as you would expect. The girls pick their own music, according to several of the very friendly young ladies we talked to briefly. Layout was a bit odd, with the stage stuck in a corner. Service from the waitstaff was not very friendly, and not overly prompt. With some friendly waitresses, and few more "seasoned" dancers, this place would be OK. They have their own beer, Kitten's Brew for $3.00 a glass, but if you like decent beer, I'd avoid it.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Well, despite the name change, Kittens (Lions Den) is still the ugly red headed step sister to that other Club in Salisbury. They no longer have soft porn displayed on tv screens facing opposite the stage. They do have a game room with poker machines, arcade games and flourescent glow in the dark pool tables. All this, plus a cozy little sports sports still can't distract you from the fact that the talent on stage is very, very ordinary: mostly fours and fives, and maybe the occasional eight, but they tend to disappear to greener pastures rather quickly. I've noticed that many of weekend girls here are day time girls up in Portland's Platinum club, so they might tell you something.

The stage is a rather odd shaped square with an adjacent aisle jutting off, an arial view would look like a frying pan. Still, now that the club has a liquor license, which the old Lion's Den DID NOT, it provides a neighborhood bar type of alternative for the hustle and bustle of Tens down the street. Kittens isn't unpleasant, just not notable. The talent needs to spend a little more time meeting and greeting the clientele and less time grousing with the DJ's and bouncers.

I headed over to Kittens after visiting Macs on a recent Friday night. One thing I notices immediately was that the stage lighting was much better than at Macs - you can actually see the girls here instead of squinting at a shadowy outline of a pussy. When I walked in there was a great looking tall brunette on stage who looked vaguely familiar. I watched her finish heer set and when the DJ said her name was Zappa I remembered that I had seen her about a year ago at Macs. She's a sweet girl with a great body and quirky smile. I chatted with her a bit but didn't get a private dance since she's a strict air dancer and the dance room here is closely watched by the eagle eye bouncer.

The cover is $5, but I had and ad from the stripper magazine at Macs that provided free entry. Beers are $6. The girls were not bad here (in the 6-8 range). Overall girl quality and quantity was a notch below Macs, but the girls were friendly and enthusiastic on stage and the good stage lighting gives a better overall experience in my opinion. They also have a magssage girl here. After turning down several private dance offers I realized that as much as I like seeing naked women, what I really wanted was the massage girl. Unfortunately she ignored me even though I made sevral attempts to catch her attention. I kept hoping she would catch on to my blatent waving and smiling, but after a while I gave up and left.

Kind of a strange club. The main stage is L-shaped with a second stage used for shower shows on one side. The VIP room is off in one corner, the bar in another room in the opposite corner. The sight lines aren't very good, and I'm guessing the place is a converted restaurant. The place used to be called The Lion's Den, and while most of the signs have been changed, there's still a neon Lion's Den sign over the main stage.

I arrived on a Saturday night just as a minibus full of guys pulled up outside. Bachelor party! A couple of girls wandered around chatting with customers while one girl served jello shots and flashed her chest. The women varied in looks, and there were a lot of tattoos on the girls' backs. The music was very loud, the DJ even louder. I didn't get hustled for a VIP dance, though from what I could see, guys were getting a typical Massachusetts "air dance" with the bouncer watching close by.

While the guys in the bachelor party seemed to be having a good time, there seemed to be a few bored-looking people too. It seems to be popular with the locals, but there are much better places to go.

The Lions Den has been sold and reopened as Kittens and is now serving alcohol.The inside of the club remains the same with a main stage,shower stage and VIP room.Cover is $5 and dances are $20.I visited the club on a Friday night and there were 11 dancers working.They ranged in quality from 5-9.I got 1 dance during a 2for1 special and it was pretty good for Mass but was only minimal contact.The 2 best dancers I saw were Vegas,a hot little blonde,and another girl with a moon and star tatoo on her lower back(didn't catch her name).I would have to say the quality and number of dancers is definitely up since the Lions Den days.

Head back down route 1 to the Cabaret or the Squire. Maybe this summer things will pick up, but the place was dead thursday, and girls were not that into it. I'll wait for summer and see if things improve.

This club doesn't have a liquor license. Thus, soda, coffee, etc. are only available. Facilities at the club are nice enough, and is located on Route One.

The girls are average at best, and rather sullen. You can get a private dance for $20.00 but they act like they are doing you a favor. I have been there in the afternoon for the most part. I don't recommend it unless you truly have nother better to do with your time. There is a five dollar cover in the afternoon as well.