the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Whenever I go back to Zachary's I always have a lot of fun. Cover was reasonable, $10 for a friday night (we got there @ 9:30.) Drinks were reasonable. Bought a couple of rounds, buds bud lights and coke for $20.

Sat in pervert row for a while. Excellent talent working tonight! When I finally found "the one" her name was Keri. Shed been doing it for a while. Very friendly, gorgeous face. Long legs and slim model body. No tats, but thats ok.

Would have given a 10 but w/ MA laws, its kind of hard to give a 10.

Keri was AWESOME. She knows how to almost break the rules and leave you wanting more. Oh BTW LDS for $20.

You will not be disappointed if you go to Zacharies on a friday night.

No I don't work there and Keri is not my name or my GF (I wish!)

Considering there isn't a strip club for miles…zachs isn't bad for a cheap beer and a show…the talent has something to be desired but what are you going to do. The $2 bills are a fun trademark and they offer lap dances (3' distance) and have multiple tables with comfy chairs to admire whomever you want. The cover was $15 when I went on a Friday night and they offer legs and eggs in the afternoons as well. There are a lot of locals in the club in the winter, and the summer is full of cape vacationers so you'll never know what you are going to get. If you're in the area…it's worth a visit.

Visited in Sept. 07 and was completely underwhelmed with the talent...there were a few hotties but they were sparse. It was a Friday night, not too crowded...there is a bench area where you can get a bit of light touching on the legs. Beers are expensive...there is an outdoor smoking area...when I was there there were a couple of guys enjoying a bit of nose candy. The exterior leaves much to be desired. They are the only show on the Cape (that I'm aware of) so I guess they can afford to be mediocre.

I have heard many opinions about Zachary's but I've never visited. I almost didn't go in due to the exterior look, but curiousity got the better of me. The interior, while definitely not upscale, was nicer than the exterior. There were only 4 girls dancing, but all were attractive. Beer was $8, entrance fee $6, and I was well entertained. I liked the low hustle factor and was well treated by all. I would return to Zach's if I'm in the area.

Stopped by this past Saturday afternoon around 4:00. I thought it was relatively busy, considering it was such a nice day outside. Mostly golfers which can be good or bad, but most of these guys were well behaved, having a good time and spending some dough. Cassie and Angelica are still two of the best dancers around, and Tiny is by far the sexiest girl I have seen in the past few years. I always plan my visits around her schedule.

Not sure why, but the place hasn't been real busy, even though it's summer. Can't remember the last time I saw stage 3 and 4 in action. In fact, that goes for stage 2 as well. Always a great place to have a few cold drinks and to spend some time with some really nice gals. Rachel, Maya, April and Eve are just awesome. And Sunday's with Tiny and Candace can't be beat. The wait staff is till top notch and always put my beer of choice on ice when I arrive. I used to stay away during the summer because it always got too crazy, but it's been real comfortable as of late. For anyone that's nearby and has a little time to kill, it's very much worth a try.


While all of the women were very good looking (7 to 9) there was one who was a 10. She was likely from one of the Islands, very dark smooth skin, beautiful body and face. Just gorgeous. The crowd was minimal but it was early evening. Alcohol is served which is a bonus. Did not get a lap dance but they looked to be good. Club is clean with good viewing seats and ropes around the dance area but the girls will come under them for closer view.

Although I haven't posted a review in quite some time, I've still been visiting this club off and on for the past few years. I obviously enjoy the place even though it's not like it was a few years back. That's probably a good thing, because I'd be broke right now if it was. Gone are some of the girls that put this place on the map: Kayla, Cheyenne, Melissa, Hailey, and a few others, but it's still worth stopping in for a couple of beers and a lap dance or 2. There are a lot of girls and they cover a wide range of tastes and interests, and the staff is still top notch. It doesn't seem as busy as it once was, but that's ok with me.
It's been a while since they've had to open up stage 3 or 4, but I usually when it's quiet anyway.

after traveling to the cape and fighting the traffic, I was somewhat pleased w/ this club.. The girls were half way decent. Some much hotter than others. Devlin is still the hottest, make sure to check her out. The waitstaff was great and prompt w/ the drinks. (That were over priced by the way.....). Well, check this place out, BUT plan to go in the fall , when all the tourists have GONE HOME. The place no longer smells like pee and dont be afraid to find a hypodermic needle stuffed in between the seats. The club has cleaned up its act. Great renovations !!!! it would be nice to see some girls that EAT dancing on te stage.......

Went to Zach's recently during a golf outing and had a pretty good time. The dancing is all nude and the ladies who come in after 6:00 are generally quite attractive; 7 - 9s by my judgement. The stage light is better than most places and you will get an eyeful.

I normally dont have dances there since there is no touching allowed but for Angelica I mad an exception. Now while this was no lapdance, she tried to go as far as she could under the rules which was quite anice and she was very hot. If they had any kind of real lap dancing I would have given this place an 8. Now I have also heard that you can get more there but I have no first hand knowledge perhaps a more experience Zach customer can illuminate...

Even without that, if your are in the Cape, its worth a visit ...

Usually go to this club once the tourist season picks on the cape. The girls certainly get better with the weather, but they were pretty good last week when I was there with the fellas.

Drinks are pricey as is expected in most clubs. I highly recommend a lap from Destiny, Coutrney, or Corrine. The no touching rules in mass suck but the laps were still well worth the money. The layout is fairly good and their is an atm close to the bar if you need some quick cash!

I have reviewed Zach's before but it could have been a somewhat biased point pf view considering I've worked there before. I just read the review below from BlueFire and wanted to make a point. We are not there because we can't find dates, so in all honesty, a guy's looks mean nothing to us. It's not a singles bar, so a good-looking guy is not get treated better than the next guy. A customers looks don't pay our bills.
Zach's is a relatively low hustle club and the girls there respond when approached, all you have to do is ask. Rather than putting on the pushy hustle, most girls there will typically wait until someone approaches them. That way, they're not pushing for dances from guys who don't prefer their look and losing out on money, when they can just be standing/sitting and available for the taking from the guy who is and just walks over to them and asks. Different from other clubs? Maybe, but it is a system that has worked for the most part over the years. Happy clubbing!

Went into the Pub hoping to see someone famous, like LA. Unfortunately for me, that didn't happen. What happened when I got inside the antiquity of a club is that the girls all sat down and chatted amongst themselves rather than even offer me a dance. All I got to say is I am a handsome man of 26, and at any other place I get treated with smiles! My recommendation for this place is to hire more talent, or bring old talent back!

This is the best club on Cape Cod. Unfortunately, that doesn't say much.

Actually, it has some strong points going for it. A number of very attractive dancers who put in lots of effort on stage. But I have no clue what they're doing there afterwards.

I went on a Monday night (during MNF) and there were about a dozen customers and maybe 6 dancers. In the hour-and-a-bit that I spent there, I was the only one who got any dances.

To be fair, the dances I got were as good as you can get with absolutely no contact either way. Lots of effort, but that only goes so far.

Moreover, none of the dancers sought dances, and many actively seemed to avoid them.

Not worth another visit.

I worked at this club for most of my stint as a dancer so call this particular review biased, at least I am honest. The girls are absolutely amazing here. If there are any other dancers reading this, if you're looking for a straight no b.s club, then this club is terrific. Though summers are definitely busier, there is always money to be made and it had improved even more significantly over the last year. Most likely someone who is still dwelling about being fired from the joint would feel the need to repeatedly trash the club and its dancers. Everyone knows what's up. I just could not help but put my 2 cents in and say to potential Zach's dancers; don't believe the hype! :) I've danced at other clubs, but always ended up back at Zach's. Decent clientelle, great girls to work with, and a very fair manager. Hats off (or tops off!!!) to Rachel, Ashley, Marilyn, Cassie, Chanelle, Angelica, Angelique, Jenna, Breeze, Maya, Kathleen, Alahnna, Kerri, Jazmyn, Allison...

So I went here last night. OH MY god was it DEAD, how do these girls make any $$$. The club still smelled a bit like pee, however, the renovations look awesome. Good investment Richard. The girls are nioce and some were pretty, not exactally cream of the crop. Nothing like the girls three years ago. There was a hole group that were realy close and U could tell that they liked one another , it showed in there work. The ladies now seem distant. I guess the $ in not so great, at least the ladies get paid by the hour here, other wise, the four men that came in the entire night would have to be spending ALOT of $. This place is all right.

The rating is for the qualiy of the girls (sure to go down now that summer is over) and not the dances - Lap dances in MA are air dances so dont expect much for your money. They have three stages - 1 maion and 2 side stages that the girls rotate through. As I mentioned good quality but mileage is pretty much nonexostant.

Stopped in on a Sunday nite in the summer to avoid the traffic....

....figured it would be hopping during the summer season but was not. There were about 10-12 guys in the club mostly college aged.

about 3 or 4 ladies working....all very attractive but all seemed a bit a bored...as well as the rest of the staff.

Had a beer and tipped a couple of dances and left to deal the traffic.

A little disappointed..past experiences have been better...

We went on a Friday nite in May. This is the only club on the cape. So you have to understand the cape is seasonal. Well so is Zachary's. I had read up, here, then went in spite of a couple of bad reviews, because the reviews were from winter time. $6 cover drinks were reasonable, around $5 for beer. The talent wasn't the greatets, but they had what you need. Young, slim, rockers, nice tits. etc.

We closed the joint. I had a couple of LDs, and had a great time. Not an air dance, but not a rhode island special. So I was happy, it being MA, and $20 for long song. Not too much privacy though.

But if you need a fix, and you don't want to drive allthe way to RI, Zachary's got you covered.

This club is dull even on weekends. It is a wanabee club. Some of the girls are decent, nothing I would bring home; some of the girls are a bit heavy, one in particular. She was nice however, gave me a few discounted dances and occanatially brushed her tits in my face when she leaned over. There is contact in Mass. She told me not to tell, but the men should know. What a whore, dosnt need to give contact, but does any way. wannabee stripper. The place smells like pee and I was afraid to sit down. I do not think I will go in again.

For MA standards, its a good place. Pretty girls but lap or a mean air dances are all you are going to get here. There are 4 stages - 1 main stage with 3 satellite stages. The girls do not pester for dances. if you do decide to get an air dance, there is no privacy. A couple of seats/couches make up the lap dance area. if you are in the area stop by

Stopped in at Zachary's today about 1 pm in the afternoon. Cover was $3. The club has two bars and at least 4 stages. Only 1 bar was open in front of the main stage. I sat at the bar along with three other patrons, there was one guy sitting in front of the stage. The main stage has a tip rail that is actually a rope on three sides. The front of the stage is open and has two couchs, one on each side of the stage ramp where the dancer comes on and off. The opposite end of the stage runs right up to the main bar, so when sitting at the bar you have full access to the tip rope. I sat at the bar because I wasn't sure who was dancing or where when I first walked in. I then realized the dancer was sitting at the bar talking to one of the patrons, she would get up every once and while and dance in the aisle while he put dollars between her boobs. When her set of songs ended she got up and walked off. I ordered a beer ($6) and a cheeseburger ($4) for lunch. The burger was quite good!!

The DJ then announced the next girl up on stage, a really pretty blonde with a good set that she definitely knew how to use. As she began her set the two patrons at the bar with me began putting dollars on the rope. She came over and I quickly realized they were regulars as they immediately began a conversation. She climbed under the rope and began dancing in the aisle right in front of us. She got quite close to each of them. This went on for all her songs. My burger came in time for the third dancer to come on stage. Nice body but not that great looking. She performed in the aisle much like the previous dancer.

The fourth and final dancer was by far the best to me. Excellent body, all natural, tight ass, and a wisp of hair on a nice pussy. I placed a couple of dollars on the rope and she immediately came under the rope to dance in front of me. I'd describe it as a mini-lap dance. After the second song I asked her about the table dances. She said $20 and said we could hook up when she finished her set. She did one more song and I continued to tip her to let her know I was more than interested.

Upon finishing she came over (without dressing) and led me over to the couch dance area. A series of couches aligned along a wall. A nice touch is a fireplace with a fire going at one end. She picked the couch right next to the fireplace and asked me to sit right in the middle. I could tell right away this was going to be more than just a regular couch dance. She climbed right up on the couch and got as close to my face as she could without touching me. You couldn't slip a dollar bill between my lips and her nipples. She continued to dance around me, I had my hands on the couch in the standard no contact position. She began straddling my hand I naturally slipped a finger into her honeypot to find it dripping wet. She made no attempt to pull away and I told her I love a nice wet pussy. She then climbed up on the couch and straddled my face. This time I was able to get a few quick kisses on her sweet wet lips that were now soaked. She moved back down and I fingered her until the song finally ended. I will say it was a really long song! By far one of the best dances I've ever had. We squared up on the money and I did tip her extra and I told her I had to go. She said that leaves the club empty...


I had about 20 minutes before a meeting and Zachary's was on the route...I had been wanting to stop there and this has been the only chance when I was in the area. I must say...after only staying 15 minutes...I 'll have to stop in for a full review.

Zachary's looks like its the bottom of a 2 story motel with the rooms gutted out...typical cheesy bar decor...rope lighting, etc. I like the dvd porno vending machine. There is one large stage in one room and several other small stages around.

It was about 5pm and only 3 girls on that I saw. The crowd was about 20 guys and 1 couple. The guys were mostly golfers, who hung out in packs.

Of the 3 girls, I only saw one dance and got a glimpse of one giving a lap dance. The one giving the lap dance was a hot blond with big tits...not sure if real or fake.

The one on stage was unbelievably hot. Blond, nice natural b cups, tight body, shaved pussy w/ no razor burn. She gave a nice show of pink for a $2 tip.

The last girl was talking w/ the dj and was also a hottie.

Now, I went on the "on season" for cape cod, and the quality might be different come the fall.

Don't know how much or how good the laps were as I had no time.

Don't know how much drinks were as agian I had no time, but there were no pushy waitresses on.

Definetly will be back when I have more time....


I've managed to make a few visits since the summer began. It doesn't seem a heck of alot busier than it is in the winter.
During the week, they manage to get a 2nd stage going, but on one particular friday night, they struggled to get 4 stages going. And on my usual Sunday afternoon visits, they've been lucky just to get enough guys to sit around the main stage so the dancers can perform. There's alot of new faces, which is good, but they hardly can replace some of the standouts that have
recently left. (Kayla, Haily and Melissa) All in all, no complaints. It's hard not to be satisified, espececially if Cheyenne happens to be in the building.

All routes on Cape Cod lead to Zahary’s!

All Nude, Smoking, Alcohol

Decent size club w/ a long layout… $3 cover gets you in during the day, cover increases as it gets later. From one end to the other, the club features a pool room (2 pool tables, couches & a 64” HD Plazma TV), a private dance area (open area w/ some couches & seats), two small satellite stages, a small bar along the wall across from DJ booth, the main stage & finally the main bar at the end of the club.

Upon entering the club, the main stage & bars are to the far left. The Main Stage features are square dance floor w/ one pole & is 3 quarters surrounded by a rope. The front of the stage extends out in a mini cat walk & is flanked by two couches.

The ropes mean nothing. Dancers move off stage freely & get as close to you as allowable in MA without actually making contact. (Recommend sitting by the ropes if you want to see as much a possible, and sitting in the couches if you want to get close to the dancers)

Visited on a Sunday afternoon in the middle of winter (the place greatly improves in quality of dancers during the summer vacation months). Only six dancers on shift, mostly ranging from 5 to 7 w/ one possible 8. Was surprised by the amount of surgical enhancements for a place which felt like a neighborhood bar. The atmosphere was very relaxed & the patrons are encouraged to approach the dancers if they want a private dance.

Private dances are $20 in an open lounge area. Long layout separates the private dance couches from the bar & main stage, but they are located immediately in front of the entrance. One nice touch, is the club keeps buckets of ice next to the couches which the dancers grab a hand full off & rub all over themselves. Thought this was a creative touch, which helped to enhance the experience since this is in a no contact state.

Would recommend a return visit if in the area (where else is there to go?).

Many might consider the club to be a little divey, but I would still count this club in the top 5 in Mass., which, of course, doesn't mean all that much.