the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Decent place, good amount of dancers over the weekend usually, but it is hit or miss. The club does not serve alcohol but you can bring your own drinks in a different container. Lap dances are inexpensive at $5 (10 in VIP), but the cover charge is the killer - $20
It is a good after party spot, but I wouldn't recommend spending the whole night there due the fact of no alcohol being sold and the club itself is not that aesthetically pleasing.
Overall it is a good place to spend 1-2 hours in, but because of alcohol not being sold, the establishment itself, and the occasional lack of girls make Sinsaysionals only an average strip club

Monday night. Late. Brown Sugar. Petite girl but is deceptively stacked. Gave a pretty good dance out on the floor and went for it in the VIP area. Heard about what's behind the door at the back of the VIP. Apparently it's called the Boom-Boom Room. $20 to get in on top of the $10 VIP fee, $20 per dance. Gave the general description of the club in my last review, so this write up is mainly to update some info and to say it made a better impression the second time around. Still need some convincing before I'd recommend the place, but for $20 a pop I'd be willing to go back there just to check out dances in the private room.

This place is not easy to find. When the leaves are on the trees, something near impossible. To keep it simple, when you're on Lanham Severn Rd at about the right place, just start looking for a big car wash. It's up a hill in a little office park area and you can't miss it. The club will be in one of the offices down at the far right end away from the car wash. It's going to cost you somewhere from $15-$20 to get in. This club is a little rough looking, but the layout is interesting.

When you first walk in you'll notice a blue hue to the lighting, and it's because there is a bank of vending machines against one wall that light the place up along with the overhead lights. There is some potential here, though like Studio 2000 before it (similar place but Sinsaysionals has more dance areas) this is not a club that's ready for the average SC fan. Seemed like a locals place overall. The place had some good things going for it, though. The staff was helpful, the DJ didn't really stand out and the dance prices were pretty good at $5. There is a raised platform area off the main entrance which costs $10 to get into, like Irving's did before the renovations. It has more comfortable seating and the dances cost about $10 up there. Think I saw something that looked like private rooms up there, too, but I didn't ask about them. Had a good number of dancers (all black from what I saw) and a couple of them were lookers. One light-skinned dancer was easily an 8-9. Very slim, long wavy hair, with a cute face and ridiculous curves where they count. Her name might have been Diamond. Friendly.

Lots of guys getting dances on the main floor both seated and standing, and the main club area is fairly narrow. There's main stage is along the far wall from the entrance, and there are chairs surrounding and also along the wall to its right which wraps around and inner wall to back the VIP platform and what I would guess is the dressing room. Think there is a mirrorball above the main stage, but not much in the way of lighting. It's not that far off the floor, which reminded me of the stage at Club 1919 (now that was a place in DC worth going to) and the dancers put on a good show for stageside tipping. There are two satellite stages, one by the door near the VIP area you can tip at without paying the $10 and another inside the VIP area. I didn't stay that long and will possibly drop in again at some point for another look. A low end club, but I wouldn't say to avoid if in the area and there are no issues with the urban crowd.

I recently moved to MD and still feeling my way around...this place is a black club. After 9:30 its $20 cover...most don't show til after this time, but if you go before its $5. Dances are $5 in common area and I believe $10 in VIP, buts its not really a VIP . Just another area wit better couches to get your dance in...no extra mileage. Strictly a contact lap dance place. No alcohol served...BYOB is allowed.

This is one of the strangest clubs I've ever been to. I'll have to admit, I was more than a little apprehensive pulling up to this place. Everything about the club seems shady-the location, the building, the customers congregating outside, and I probably would have turned around if I wasn't with someone who had been before and swears by this place.

Once inside, it got much better. The place was PACKED but luckily we were able to snag some seats. One of the cool things is that when you make change up front you get a nice wad of crisp $1s every time. There is no alcohol, but they will let you go back out to your car and then come back in.

Definitely high contact. The dancer immediately put my hands on her butt and boobs in my face while she ground away. I was definitely the only female customer that night and I don't think I'd go back by myself but we ended up having a lot of fun and spending way too much. It's worth the trip.

Showcase Theater, or "the roadhouse" as I call it, is one of the great American institutions that you couldn't make up and have to experience to believe it. Probably fifty girls work here - half on-site on any particular night, many have been there for over five years, and many are quite cute and fun to play with. The cover is $10-15, depending on how early you get there (8:00 - 9:00 pm is early) and the only intelligent beverage purchase is a $5 plastic cup (with or without ice) with which to refill with whatever you might have brought along and left behind in your car (juice, elixir, whatever.) Girls dance continuously, reluctantly on stage and most will get naked. The real fun is watching the hen hunt as every girl stalks, angles and competes for the lap dance. Everyone is polite to the "thanks, maybe in a while" response, so the level of hustle is entirely dependent on the patron. Lap dances at Showcase rock. There are two places to dance: the communal section where one to many dancers all perform in an 8x10' open area within everybody's sight; and, the VIP area which is two private couches (subject to backroom oversight windows/cameras) and costs $20 for entry. There are three price levels: $20, $30, $40. Bikini, Topless, & Birthday Suit. Needless to say, VIP Birthday Suit with the cute fun girls is the bomb. Patron touching is restricted but the girls grind as if judged by the intensity of the erection.

The girls are racially diverse but my experience is mostly with the white girls. Milana, Penelope, Heavenly, Leo, Pearl, Jade, and a few others that I forget their names are sweet girls, good looking and give great lap dances. Layla gives great dances but she's a real cunt. Beware.

The roadhouse is well managed, is a safe place to visit, and well worth the investment. Enjoy!

The girls are good looking, but the place has a weird hands-off policy (up top). That doesn't stop them asking for two 'classes' of dances, though. And they want to charge an extra ten bucks for topless. Lately, the girls have gotten bolder about wanting the topless price and I've had a couple complain/whine when not getting it. Why pay extra when it's still off limits?

I was in town and had to stop by the only place in the DC Area that gives a decent mileage. My only real issue with the place is that it is usually the same dancers every time. But that was not this case on this visit. Several new girls, I could not believe it. As soon as I walked in, a beautiful blond with natural d cups sat on lap and asked for a dance. This is my pet peeve, let me chill for a couple of minutes, but she was new and hot (about a 7 which is tops in this place), so I went for it. Well the dance left a lot to be desired, so I only went for one. As I sat back in my seat there were several new girls. I finally hooked up with a 5’7” brunette with an awesome personality. She was a former ballet dancer and she won me over. Had several fantastic dances with her and then went on my way. Check the place out!

Club is out of the way and small, but it is definitely worth it. Inside there's one stage, a few couches, tables, and chairs for the audience, a corner lap dance area, and a VIP room with two couches that costs $20 to enter. Non alcolohic drinks are available, and there's one muted-TV tuned to ESPN. The place is not flashy, but it does the job.

Things I don't like: Music is sometimes too loud, I wish it were open earlier (opens 8PM, except Fridays, opens 7PM), and I wish it were closer to where I live.

Now the things I like: Lap dances from hot women. That's why you come to showcase. They have among the best lap dances anywhere. And there are some hot dancers here, IMHO. Also, most of them are nice and not pushy. My favs are Donna and Samantha, but I've had good experiences with Penelope, Jordan, and Jasime.


60% white dancers, 25% lation dancers, 15% african american dancers. Friendly clean environment, they have a VIP room for an additional $20 (to enter, not per dance) lapdances are $20/dance $30 topless. They do an excelent job dancing and it is FULL grind. They have a $60 on stage dance for birthday/bachelors usually involving a 2-4 dancers and use a belt on they guy

This place seems to never change...and that is not bad. Many of the girls have been there a while. They are nice, attractive, talented and aim to please. The decor is run down, but then it has always been that way. Personally I do not pay the extra $10 for the topless dance very often, but then I ma more of an a** guy...and some of the girls have great a**es.

No girl has ever advised me to go the "back" room, so I do not go there. The side is not private, but that does not seem to bother anybody. I have never seen a voyeur.

Good club, especially for DC.

The club has a couple of dancers that have recently moved over from the wheel. If they recognize you it might translate into a Players Club type of dance, just don't overdo it since the rules are different here. Lots of other new faces, too. Sounds like a recent reviewer too used to the cheap seats wandered in from Suburbia. It costs $5 to sit up front in the comfortable chairs, so far as I know a onetime charge per visit. Slightly more expensive than the couch in mom's basement to be sure (sorry 2for20), but not the worst you'll find around town. Dances are still $20/$30 depending on whether you'd like the top on/off. The VIP room is about $20 to get in and $30 per dance, but that's never really been my thing at this club so someone else needs to speak up on the value. The last time I went it was mainly to chat with some of the most down to earth dancers you'll ever find. That's really where this club gets its charm. Hopefully it stays that way when the rest of the vets call it a day. Had a good time and might've gotten an LD or two. So long as dancers I know are here I'll swing through every once in a while when in the area, but the stage show on the whole isn't what it used to be and I've never been that crazy about the layout. As some of the rookies get better expect the three song sets to improve. All in all the club still holds its own among the best in the area for laps and a decent chat, though.

Hole in the wall located in a sketchy semi-industrial area in heavily african-american prince georges county. Not surprisingly the dj stuck with rap songs, and there were plenty of sistas with booties. Penelope, a white dancer with bolt-ons approached and chatted me up(I bet ten years ago she was sizzlin.) The stage is too small for dancers to get creative. Pervert row consists of a few small couches that are for RENT....I'm not kidding. An attractive cross-eyed asian girl approached me for a dance, but there was a really strange odor eminating from her, somebody should drop her a hint to get checked out by a gynocologist. On the plus side, the girls do chat a while before popping "wanna dance?"

I didn't feel comfortable here, the cover is high, and lap dances overpriced, so I cannot recommend showcase theater.

Much better than the DC clubs which are basically just nude dancing with no touching---very much like being there during a physical exam. This club is a bit out of DC so locals are typically the only ones there. Tourists would never go and probably couldn't find. Quality of laps are good but not outstanding. It has a kind of down market feel to it even if the dancers are pretty good. I generally go to Texas clubs and so it suffers in comparison. Sometimes the crowd is pretty young but it's not bad. If you are in the area, certainly consider going.

As always I had a good time at Showcase. Oh, how I wish they would put some money into fixing up the interior. The downside would be thta the place would be really overflowing with people if it was nice. Had a very nice dance from Latina again. She is becoming my favorite. I find myself scheduling my trips around her avaialability.

This does not compare to a Vegas Club when it comes to atmosphere, but is very comparable interms of the quality of dances. My fav place between NYC and Atlanta except for Hot Lamp Dance in NYC.

So do not be alarmed by the parking lot and setchy road if you are new to the Showcase. Give it a try!

They used to open at 5:00 on Friday but now they open at 7:00. I like to get there early on Friday because the place is empty, so the lap dance area is more private, and there are several of the best girls there at that time. The place is small and later in the evening it gets quite crowded, the crowd is ghetto, and its hard to park. The best thing about this place is the girls are pretty and they make an effort to give you a good dance, unfortunately within the limits of the law.

Rating is a 9 for the mid-atlantic area. 7.5 compared to the rest of the country. The showcase is the best that Maryland has to offer for talent and lapping combo. There are several hot ladies working nightly. They are all determined to give you the full on lap grind and leave you with a stain to go.
The club is not upscale or a great layout. Just cute yong things grinding away. Certainly very pricey at $30 per topless grind. Sometimes you can negogiate a discount for multiple dances-as alwys depends on the girl. No extra's available.
BYOB. If you bring in a nice bottle and are willing to spend some cash, you will likely have a great party in your hands. Many of the girls with sit and hang with you between dances for you and others. Makes for a good party if you are in the mood.
Similiar MO as The Wagon Wheel (aka manhatten players club) near Dundalk

Just came back from this club. I must admit that my experience with strip clubs is somewhat limited; that being said, Showcase has several of the hottest strippers I've seen in MD. It had a more upscale crowd there as well, which is a plus for me. I got a lap dance from one young lady who was very sweet, and clearly understood to focus on my critical points. I didn't bring enough $$ so I stopped after two $30 dances. I must admit that this is quite expensive compared to some of the other clubs I've been to -- but she gave me a really good vibe, good conversation, and a pretty good grind. Afterwards she gave me a hug, I tipped her well, and she was quite grateful.

I wouldn't go here for laps often due to the expense, but if you have deep pockets or just want to see the hottest young women in Maryland I highly recommend this spot.

Let me add a little sanity to my previous post. It's a 10 relative to the other offerings in the area. On a national scale it's above average. Small club with a narrow focus on lap dancing. Don't miss out on a session with Penelope or Latina!

Still my favorite place in the Baltimore - DC area. Best lap dances period...no BS when they advertise as "full grind". If you just have one night in the area, don't waste your time in DC and don't go to The Block in Baltimore unless you want to see the spectacle and be able to say you've been there. No alcohol now (used to be BYO), but still doesn't detract from being the place to go.

Went on a Thursday night and the place was a little slow. Still $30 top less, $20 with the top-on, no alcohol served. It is a $20 membership to get in. There were about 12 girls working, ranging from 5's - 8's. Most have nice personalities. I had a few dances with Cali, U of M chick, nice brunet- but dance was nothing to write home about. Then I had a couple of dances with Destiny, petit spinner with brunette hair. The dances were above average, but I grazed a tit (by mistake) and she was very rude about the no touch rule. It was a real turn off. The I had a Leila; wow can she grind just perfectly. She is a 5'4" brunette with perfect pierce nippled tits. She was worth the trip. Will be back to look for her next time I am in town!

This club is always a favorite for me and my friends, mainly because it is close to DC, but has actual lap dancing, which DC clubs do not have. Unfortunately, winter is a bad time for the club, as many of the girls migrate to Florida for the winter. Ask for Latina for a "smart" girl to get a dance from, or alternately, I highly recommend Vanity, although she wasn't there the night I went. The club is female-friendly, if you have a GF who is into such things, I highly recommend Showcase, as many times she will get free dances or possibly even stage time with one of the regular dancers.

No alcohol is served $20 cover and $20 for dance with top $30 without. Can only touch legs and butt. Qualtiy of dancers range from 4 - 8. Lap dances are ok but chairs uncomfortable and no privacy what so ever unless you pay additional $20 to go to back room. Ive been back there its not really worth it there is a couch but the price of the dances goes up to $30 per song and if someone else request to go back once again you will have no privacy. Although I stated the quality of the girls was between 4-8 they are much better looking and seem to be cleaner then the girls on the block in Baltimore.

I think the place is over priced but it is the best in Balt/DC area.

Not sure what to make of this place anymore. At least the same dancers are there.. the same one's for the last 5 years. Things are obviously aging, in mot cases, not for the better.

Jordan (the asian girl, for those who do not know by name), however, looks better than ever. Trimmed way down, great one to chat with. A side note... you still can't "bring in" booze... you "sneak it in" from your car, one drink at a time. Only up side is full nude every night instead of weekends only.

Recently I was in DC for a very long, boring conference of stuffy people who only seem to have personalities when they consume mass quantities of alcohol. Not my idea of a good time, so at night I headed out of DC to a strip club worthy of my hard earned dollars...maybe my hard earned 20 dollars is more accurate. After a 20 minute drive from DC, I found myself on a service road somewhere in Maryland near what seemed to be junk yards and industrial businesses. I don't think it is some place that you would find a lot of people walking around at night, but it didn't feel unsafe either...I did make sure that valuables were not in plain sight in the rental car however.

Ok, so onto the club...I've been to a lot of strip joints, clubs and shacks in my travels, but this one was really, really odd. Not bad mind you, but odd. I get there at 8:15. The front door is wide open, so naturally I step in. There is a little window where you become a 'member', which has something to do with the touching, full nude, alcohol deal at this place. And there I stood, and stood, and stood until eventually some guy came out from the back and asked me what I wanted..."to go into the club and see some naked women", I said. This seemed to puzzle him since the club was not open yet...mind you the door is open, but I must be a moron...so I say, "Ok, when will it be open?" "Soon" he replies! So I get in my car and drive around for like 30 minutes. When I finally come back, the club is now open as evidenced by the neon open sign. I guess this place only get's regulars who know not to show up unless the sign is lit.

Once inside the setup is in keeping with the theme of the place...odd. There is a small stage with no one dancing, some big leather sofas and then tables and chairs. Not knowing the protocol I sat at a table which yielded a gorgeous young woman sitting on my lap. The usual strip shack BS was exchanged...ever been here, blah, blah. Turns out that the couches require you to pay 5 dollars to sit in. There is an open area off to the left of the club with a bunch of chairs where you can get full contact top on or top off lap dances. I call this place a 'strip shack' because it's not really a club, but it does have some decent looking chicks who clearly don't mind working for some money. There is also a private room where you can get a full nude lap dance in the back past the toilets. I didn't bother checking this out.

The dances for the most part were pretty damn good. Most of the girls really knew how to work the right places and some of them actually seemed to enjoy their work...a big plus in my book. My favorite young lady was a blonde girl named Penelope who was kind of pushy, but with a rack like her's I guess that's ok. She always insisted on a 30 dollar topless dance because her 'tits are an important part of what she does'. I have to say, that she was telling the truth. She worked all the pertinent areas like I would expect of a stripper in Vegas. Penelope claims to be from a former soviet bloc country, however her slightly southern accent and lack of knowledge about this area of the world makes me think she is more likely from around the corner.

All in all a fun place to spend a few 20's. You feel like extras should be available but if they are, they were not offered to me..


Went there on a Wednesday nite. They do open until 8:30, but the girls are there when they open and they can tell you who will be there. Not like some clubs where girls drag in when ever they want. These girls seem to be more like empoloyees then independent contractors. I saw Latina. She is wondereful. We went to side room. A little out in the open, but the room was crowded fairly quickly and nobody bothered us. She is a great dancer, perhaps a little mechanical, but great mechanics nonetheless. Cost was $20 for top on, $30 topless. I went for the top on and tipped her well. Will definaitely go back when I am in the area.

Arrive there early on a Friday night. One nice thing I was there before they started collecting at the door. Bonus more money for the laps. Bad news only 3 girls working at that hour. Bad expierience with one Lap, the girl "Heavenly" started flipping out on me as I touched her boob. No boob touching is allowed. She could have just stated so instead of flipping out. Great bdy, bad attitude. Bar staff was friendly. No booze though.



There's not a lot of good lap dance places in DC area, so that's why many people go here. But if you really want a good experience, go further up 95 to Baltimore and try Wagon Wheel. Showcase is located in an industrial area. I've never had any problems parking there, although it looks sketchy. Once inside, there's a big stage in the middle and the girls are good to look at. But the dances are not as good as I've had in other places. Plus, the girls are extremely pushy. If you don't want a dance, they move onto the next guy. There's no attempt to sell the dance, which is part of the fun at these clubs.

Not many lap clubs in the area, showcase has a captive audience. How else could a place like this thrive. Shockingly high cover charge, and pricey laps(you can't touch any of the good parts). The club takes a big cut from every lap dance and all of the fee for the "vip" room. You won't get any different lap dance there. Most of the dancers are just not hot. A few of the veterans know how to work the crowd, but they are getting long in the tooth. Many are stuck up, or on something. Toilet paper wasn't provided in the rest room when I was there, and I have heard this is because "it clogs the toilet."

Here are the vitals. The club has done some redecorating. The lapdance area is still a corner to the left of the stage (around the corner from the entrance). The laps are the same high quality, and it looks like the next generation of dancers has really taken root here. That's the good news. The bad news is they added some extra red lightbulbs to the fan over there and it's a little bright now. You definitely will have an audience at this point if you get a set from one of the choice girls. Maybe it's motivation to move the party to the back room (couches are there, but the party wasn't necessarily better as I recall). Looks a bit more private now with a different drape across the door, but I didn't really pay that much attention to what was going on while waiting for whoever must have been taking a bath in the toilet. They have two dancers on stage all the time now during the peak days, and plenty were working the room the Friday I was there. There seemed to be extra light in other places, too, and I think it's just too bright in the place now for the setup (and size). That said, the place was packed and the majority of patrons probably didn't know the difference or didn't care. Let's see, even the clapper guy has mellowed a bit so it's possible I'll drop by again to check if was just a one time improvement. One thing I'll note but won't dock points for, the stage dances seemed pretty uninspired on the whole. That used to be a strength here, though the talent on hand partially made up for it. The closer this place gets to a lapdance factory the better off it is, so it seems to be on a good run right now.


Went here early on a Friday evening. They open at 5:00 on Friday, 8:00 on other days except Sunday when they are closed. The place was dead. However, 2 (Penelope and Donna) of my 2 favorite girls were there (Samantha being the 3rd). Got dances from both and they did not disappoint. Also got a dance from Lacy who could become my new favorite excpt she said she will be there for only a short time. The place is basically a hole in the wall but with the right girl, you can have a good time.

Been a long time since I have been to the Showcase and things are different. Still a tiny place. All the chairs face the stage and they now have "premium" seating right in front with a couch and comfy cocktail chairs. You have to pay 5 bucks to sit there. The rest of the seating kinda suck cause you can get sandwiched in among others custys making it hard for the girls to visit you. They really need some better floor planning or they need to expand a little.

They clientele can get a bit sketchy here. Very blue collar and there was a near fight in the parking lot when I was there. Just yellying and pushing. This is no upscale gentlemen's club so be forewarned!!!.

Its also 20 to get in for a new membership. ITs byob but you have to pay 5 bucks for a cup and then you have to go outside to get your drink then come back to the club with your recently filled cup. Then go back out refill your cup and so on and so on. Very strange - must be some weird laws in Beltsville. But I guess with this arrangement they can be all nude all the time. Used to be all nude only on the weekends and then no alcohol at all.

I went on 7/3 and it was an ok sized crowd with about 10 or so girls working in the 5-8 range. I had a nice lap from Pearl and the laps have not changed since my last visit - a good hard grind with some limited touching. Lap dances are 20 top on and 30 top off. They also have a VIP area where you pay 20 to get in and then its 30 buck per song top off. They dance to the whole song which is nice!

The music got unbearably loud by midnight and I had to go. Plus they were blasting thru a rather weak PA which makes loud music even more annoying.

With the premium seats tho stage tipping is awkward since you have to maneuver around those who paid for those seats. But the girls made it worth the effort. But if you were not in the premium seats, your view was not very good.

You can have a good time here but you have to put up with less than perfect seating and routine trips to your car to refill your cup with you fave bev...

I had been here a few months ago, it was decent. It's quite a small place though. The mirror makes it look bigger than it really is. Coming from Tampa, this is a really small club. However, the dancers are friendly. Only top-on or top-less dances, again so much different from Tampa.

I wasn't too impressed with the "privacy" of the dance either. Sitting you on a chair and giving you a topless dance, just didn't come any where close to the ones I experienced in Tampa.

However, the girls were I ended up with were quite nice and got a few good ones.

They get a 6 because of the girls and their friendliness (YMMV). Overall club decor didn't impress me at all! I did see a really hot girl get a lapdance by another hot girl towards the close of business. Now that made my night ;)


My first experience at Showcase was unimpressive. This isn't entirely the club's fault. Everyone was nice, all 3 dancers and the manager. I arrived at 5:30 on a Friday. The club advertises that they open at 5, but I wasn't sure, even after I entered. There were 5 people all at the bar on the far side as I entered (nobody at the door or ticket window). Of the 5, one was a customer, seemed very involved with one dancer so I guessed a regular. They dissapeared shortly, I assumed to the VIP. The doorman/manager/bartender came out from behind the bar, he seemed unsure about wether they were open also since hesitated a bit. There was nobody else and nobody onstage. I hesitated to pay the $20 cover and stay, but I figured on the bright side I had 2 dancers to myself.

The club is mostly one room. The main room is about 20'x30' with the stage along the left wall as you enter. To the left of the stage as you face it is an offshoot room, just an open wing of the main room really, about 15' square with chairs along 3 walls for LDs. Opposite the door is a small bar that sells energy drinks and water (no alcohol allowed) for $5ish. The stage is about 3' deep and 15' wide with the requisite brass poles and mirrors, but it is also divided in half by a railing. Facing the stage are a number of couches and plush seats, behind them are about a dozen small tables. Didn't see the VIP. The mens room was disgusting, the toilet broken, and no soap or towels evident.

The two other dancers, Alana and Penelope, were very friendly. Both were attractive in their own way. I'd rate them both 7-ish. Alana was a skinny blonde, natual body. a few tatoos. Penelopy was pretty curvy (some would say a bit too much so) enhanced but very nice boobs. With no stage show I chatted with the two dancers for a bit before agreeing to a dance with Alana. The sell was low key since there was no alternative for two dancers other than me, but you could tell they wanted to sell a dance or two early. Of the two Alana was the more insistent, so I went with her first.

Into the LD "room". The chairs suck. Get new chairs. There is no way to get a comfortable LD in those chairs. The dancer wants your butt all the way on the front edge while you lean back , your neck holding your upper body weight against the metal frame of the chair. The goal is probably to get you to go for the VIP, but at $20 on top of the dance I declined, besides which the dancer discouraged it saying it's the same dance in either area. The choices for dance are $20 clothed or $30 topless, which gets you boobs in the face. The dances, aside from the chairs, were not too bad. Both girls allowed contact anywhere but kitty and boobs, with one seemingly open to some low key feeling of the boobs. While I was getting my LD with Alana a few customers came in, so Penelope got onstage. Not very much of a show, I sat stageside for a few songs to watch after my LD with Alana finished, but I agreed to a LD with her after she got offstage. There seemed to be no schedule other than one of the dancers would go onstage if she wasn't busy with a LD.

After a few more songs watching Penelope get marginally naked onstage I decided not to wait. One of the dancers had told me that almost no other dancers ever came in much before 8PM. About 2 hours from then. I cut my losses and headed out after only 2 dances and 45 minutes for McDoogals.

This probably isn't a totally fair review, my visit having been at a very slow time, but it is real. They say they open at 5, I went there, and I found the experience lacking. I'll probably give them another shot some time, but not till later in the night. For now my 5 stands as my impression of this club.

Went around 1 am on friday and it was packed. all nude dancers on stage. About 10-15 girls working that night. most girls were very attractive and friendly. there is a $20 cover charge but its 18 with membership pass. Lap dances were great and had a good time.

For the DC area, this club is pretty good. When I went there were mostly 5s and 6s with a couple of 8s mixed in. It's an alright place, but a little crowded. Cover is $20, but you join a "private" club and then you get a discounted entry. I hung out for a while against the wall, to check out the scene and I kept bumping into people. I finally saw a chick who was attractive and who wasn't constantly being bothered for a lapdance, and went to the open area with banquet chairs lined up against the wall which was the lapdance area. She whipped off my belt, said something about topless being more money, then started riding like a bucking bronco. Not really working the important parts, unfortunately. She pressed her chest against my face a couple of times on her upswing, and then it was over. It was simply okay.

Parking is also a little weird, when you park next door, you don't know whether you're going to get towed.

Was there last Friday night, around 10 pm. Place was busy, but there were still a few seats. It was $20 to get in, very dark square rooms with stage on the left (as you enter). Seating is very uncomfortable and chances are you will seat with people you do not know. There were about 20 girls; they were above average with a couple of stand outs, with a few dogs. Had a couple of dances with Heavenly, hot blond with a nice body. The dance was $30 with top off in a public area; she was going through the motions and not getting into it. I was disappointed. I hung out and the place started real busy and the crowd coming in was a little scary. Guys I would not want to meet in a dark alley. My next dance was with Layla, she was perfect. Cute brunette with a working body and fake tits. She was a great conversationalist and a lot of fun. The dance itself was excellent, great tease and perfect movement. The room was getting packed and the lap dance area is very poor with bad chairs. I ended taking her to the vip area, $20 to get in and a very comfortable leather chair. It was well worth the money, but don't get me wrong, there are no extras in this place.

Overall, I liked the place, but will not rush to go back!


Recently visited Showcase after about a 5 year absence. Overall the club has not changed. Girls are still above average for most clubs. Still have a hard time getting over that fact that the club has uncomfortable chairs, the dancers will go to regulars and ignore others unless you tip when on stage. Both the part that is just crazy is that they have not figured out a way to get the laps in a more private area. Im not saying it has to be behind closed doors, but at least have some kind of seperation. The Players club had a bad set up and they built a half wall partition and made the lap experience much better. Need to improve that fellas and you will raise score in my opinion.

I had not been here in a while and went back for a visit recently. Nothing much had changed. The club is small and the lap dance area even smaller. The same girls were still there. They are pretty and they give a very good dance, all seeming to aim to please. I recommend Penelope and Heavenly.

$20 Cover. $20 LD clothed or $30 topless. Sort of a BYOB club. You can buy a cup for $5 and fill it in the parking lot/your car and bring the cup in and out. They do not store, keep on ice, etc.

Club appears a little seedy, but the dances are actually of higher quality than you would guess from the looks of the club. Dances vary by dancer, but although you can touch they really do not let your hands wander to any interesting places.

OK for the area but it doesn't compare to FL, Memphis or Detroit...

Nice Layout! The girls range from 2-7. I spent more money on drinks than dances. Prime entertainment was scoped and occupied early for 45-90 minutes. I found the VIP dances very steep to watch a lady while the camera is watching you. The club wants to cater to high end, yet it falls short IMO. I really had high hopes but I was dissappointed.

The atmosphere is not the greatest but the girls are cute and friendly. This is not a 'strip club' eventhough the girls do get naked on stage. It is a "lapdance" club. The only reason I recommend that you go is for the lapdances. The stage dancing is just to let you know what is available for the paid dances. Got three great dances from Heavenly, Destiny and Alana.

Haven't been here on a weekend in a while. The crowd is comletly different and so is the vibe. Much younger, and a little rougher, and definately a packed house. Best to stick with weekdays, although Samantha, who only works on weekends, really puts effort into a dance. She almost makes weekends worth it.

I haven't been back to Showcase Theater is awhile but like the reviewer before said smoking is out. Nevertheless, the club hasn't changed much. Same clientele and for the most part the same girls.

I came into the club on a Thursday night around 11pm and it was pretty crowded with several college students and many hispanic workers. There was about 15 girls making the rounds trying to get lapdances for $20 or $30 topless. Got a pretty lazy $20 top on LD from asian girl named Jordan. After that was pleased with 2 LD's each from Latina and a big breasted blond girl.

Overall good experience although the LD section is not private at all and the stage show is hard to view from the back of the club.

OK some major changes here: 1 no smoking. Some people love it, others don't. 2: he place now runs like it did on weekends. You cannot bring bottles or cans in, you have to pour the stuff outside at your car and bring it in. 3: Some girls have gotten MUCH hotter, others- complete disaster. If you've been here befre, you'll see what I mean. PG law has really cought up with this place. I tAccording to one dancer, it has hurt byusiness. On the upside, not as crowded. Would still go back

This place is small and attracts an ethnic crowd. The dance area is small and cramped. The girls are attractive but certainly not gorgeous. But they are very friendly and try hard to please within the limits allowed. Samantha and Donna are particularly good.

Return trip to the showcase, and the lap sluts are just as hot as ever. Great contact, and the price per pound is better than for ground round. However, I have heard of the passage of a new ordinance within the county that may effectively cut all laps. Is this true, if so we have lost one of the DC areas better titty bar.