the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Haven't been to the Hustler club in over a year. Always found it to be average at best and not worth the premium. Visited recently as part of a bachelor party. Everyone had a great time. Lots of girls. None dogs. Ranged from average to above average. A few hot young college co-eds. No spectacular knock outs. Nothing much seemed to have changed. Still a nice club but not really worth the premium. If you goto the Hustler club, don't expect to see Hustler quality girls. With that being said, the bachelor party did have a great time.

First time here - I sure didn't see any knockout dancers although most of them would be 6-8's. There were some dogs for sure. Pricing structure is bizarre as below. I wasn't really there for any serious lapping but did get a couple for a reasonable price ($50) and they were good with decent grindage (no high mileage). All things considered, I'll stay with other local places but hey, I've been there at least now.

It was a slow Monday night with only about six girls on, but by some miracle, every girl in the place was gorgeous. This club is typically about 25% 8s and better, but it was amazing to see all the primo flesh on display.

There were two fantastic girls who I can't recommend enough: a long lanky brunette who's paying her way through Catholic U. Law School, who sat with me and chatted about constitutional law. I've forgotten her name - it was a weird made-up name that she had feminized from a long name
that's usually a man's name. Then there was Mia, a stacked young lady with long dark hair who knows how to make you feel special - another chatty girl, and she gives great dances in the back. I got a few dances, and learned a few things about how they run the club now...

The club encourages the girls to upsell VIP rooms because the club gets 50%. That's $400 for a half hour, plus more-or-less mandatory overpriced bottles, which adds up to a lot of damn money for not much payoff. But you can get the same treatment on a slow night for under half that by going into the back for 7 or more lap dances in a row (7 x $25 = $175 before tips). The girls get 100% of the cash they make from lap dances, plus your tips, so they're more inclined to be relaxed and friendly.

Work out a deal to go back for a long string of dances right after she comes off the stage, and give her time to think about your money, and you'll have a good time even if she doesn't offer any extra mileage.

It has been a few months since I visited the Hustler Club. They used to open at noon Mon-Fri, but are now only open for the afternoon on Fridays. Also, used to have 2-for-1 laps and half price drinks until 4 PM; those days are gone. The girls still look good and many provide good contact in the lapping area. Nude on stage and bikini laps. Laps are $25 per song and beers are $7. Easy parking in the garage on Custom House St. Value used to be much higher when laps were 2-for-1.

I have to say that this was one of the most bizarre strip club experiences that I have ever had. First, the club description - typical Hustler Club with a large main stage, a smaller stage in the back, and another stage upstairs in the VIP area. Club was clean and apparently smoke free. I like the looks and layout. So I thought I would really like the club.

I got there around 8:30 on a Saturday night. There were about 20 girls there. Unfortunately, they were not as hot as some have claimed. There were definitely no bad looking girls in the place, which was a welcome change from the other clubs on the block. But none of the girls really turned my head.

The bizarre part of the evening started about 9pm. It started to get very crowded, with more female patrons than I have ever seen in any club. There must have been 40 women in the crowd. Many were better looking than the dancers and thus caught my eye. Unfortunately, none of them ever got wild and joined in the fun.

I had two lap dances. The first was with a tall sandy-blond haired girl named Alisha. She commutes in from West Virginia. She was friendly and gave a decent dance, but nothing special. The second dance was with a short brunette who was the prettiest girl in the club. She gave a really good lap dance, so I shelled out the big bucks to go upstairs to a VIP room. I was not impressed. The VIP room was advertised as nude. Well the girl did get nude on a small stage in the private room, but no contact either way. Then she put on a thong and gave a pretty standard lap dance. I would have had a better time getting a couple of laps downstairs.

The club definitely had potential. I really wanted to like it. But the girls just weren't hot enough and the contact not good enough to warrant a higher rating. Overall, I was pretty disappointed with the Baltimore scene. I am in Vegas this week and wish I had saved my money.

Went on a Saturday afternoon and there were a bout six or seven girls. Most in the 8-9 range. The club itself is very nice although the area (the "Block" where there is the largest concentration of strip clubs in the city) is a bit seedy with a fairly high police presence. There were only about four or five customers so the girls were very uninspired in their dancing. Told it is better later at night but not very hopping during the day.

The Hustler has completely given up on day shift. It is closed during the days Sunday-Thursday. What a shame for us white collar hookey players. I made a Friday day excursion recently. To my disappointment, only 3 girls working. 2 of 3 were attractive and worthy of further exploration, however, the atmosphere was so lifeless I found myself moving on the darker side of the block to see what fun there was to be had.
Plus I hate getting a woody with no acceptable options to cure the problem.
Night shift at the hustler remains a bit pricey and does sport the strongest line-up in teh area as far as talent. Mileage varies greatly depending on the girl. The problem remains that no matter how much fun your honey is, your experience will pale in comparison to the action that is found at sveral of the clubs down the block.
Unless I am just in teh mood to drop big money, I avoid teh honey suites are they are far too similiar to the regular lap dance.
I find the Hustler most useful when I am doing the block with a few buddies and we need a meeting spot. Nice place to meet, have that first drink, and very important; the ONLY place to use the facility. There is nothing like taking that "pre-lap" dance dump"..sorry I get excited.lol! For lap dance/block virgins this is also a good club. For hard core blockist's and LD vets, go explore young man!
Hey Larry bring back DAYSHIFT!!!


In a word, Unbelievable! This is a Gentleman's club at it's best. I was here on Saturday night with my lady. We were treated like royalty. Security here is top notch, the service is fantastic, and the girls!!!! WOW. All the girls here were 9's and 10's. Don't miss the girls dancing on the glass bottom stage!
The crowd was definately upscale, and my lady and I were not the only couple there. As a matter of fact, I don't remember seeing this many couples come into a strip club ever in my 25 years experience.
Cigar service, KENO, and tons of Naked young girls with world class service make this a club to remember.

First I will admit I haven't been to that many clubs. That said, of the ones I have been to, this one was very nice. The club was much larger inside than I expected. Two floors, with booths on both sides of the main floor. You have to buy a bottle of something to get a booth on the first floor. I was with 5 other guys, so we split the cost and hung out there from about 8:30 pm to 1:30 am. The staff was very friendly and service was excellent. I also took a tour of the upper level. I think when I go back, I will make an effort to go the second level if the plan is to be there the whole night.

As for the girls, they were all very attractive. Stage dances are all nude. Lap dances on the first floor are not even topless, but the girls I had dances from were fantastic. Being new to the club, the girls explained the rules about no touching (relaxed somewhat depending on the girl as the night wore on).

Overall, I highly recommend this club for guys who like a "club" atmosphere as opposed to a "bar" atmosphere.

A Big change as they were closed on dayshift on a recent Tuesday!
What a bummer! I cannot say I blame them as the dayshift business has been nothing to speak of. However, the bad part is/was, that this served as the perfect starting point for any block escursion. A great meeting venue, to have a real drink, and the ONLY acceptable bathroom on the entire block to take a dump before wandering out to the "dark side" and all vices the BLOCK has to offer. On rare occassion, on dayshift, you could meet a stunning girl who would grind you just enough to keep you from roaming the block. Sadly that can only now be done at nights.
Still a great night club and a must stop on any block trips.

Nice club. Most upscale club on the block, however, it might be outpriced for the locale. Girls were better than the rest of the clubs, and if you know now to approach them, several options were available. Thanks to that special blonde who is there, she knows who I am talking about. My only problem was I didn't bring enough to the table to get to bring her friend along with. Will choose this as my place on the block next time I go.

Very good atmosphere and very good interior. The girls are very hustle oriented but they are also very good dancers. There is a main pole and then a minor pole off to the side but both are staffed by very good girls. I wasn't very impressed with the dances I got by different girls in the back. There are a bunch of seats/small couches that are divided by seperators and there is a decent amount of privacy but the girls I tried were unnecessarily very hands off for a Baltimore strip club. It may have just been an off night but there are just better places on The Block.

Stopped here before a concert at Ram's Head right around the corner last weekend. Nice place. Very comfortable and well run. Professional looking clientele. Drinks were well poured and quickly served. About 8-10 girls working at the time I was there. A good mix of short, tall, black, white, natural, enhanced. Several girls wowed the crowd by going up about 3 stories on the pole. Lap dances not particularly interactive, but all in all was a very good time. Despite it's "block" location, LFHC should continue to flourish in Baltimore.

Went in on a thursday night. drinks are fairly cheap. few customers until late, but I guess that meant more attention from the dancers. there were few good looking girls, most were pretty average looking, not too exciting. the cover charge is definitely not worthwhile, unless you get the coupon from their website, which voids the cover charge. lap dances were so so, and definitely not worth 25 bucks. however, they do offer a special later in the evening where you can get a 1 dollar table dance, which is definitely much better for what you pay for. other than that, the club is ok and i would rate it as a 6.5 on a scale from 0 -10

Went here on a Monday afternoon. Crowd was very thin (only 5 or 6 guys), which I don't mind because it generally means a bit more attention from the ladies. But at first, none of the four dancers I saw working seemed all that interesting. One average-looking dancer hit the stage as I walked in, and another followed. There was a third dancer who appeared to be rather nice looking, but she was keeping herself company with a cigarette and a drink at the bar.

Finally, a petite and all natural beauty with a gorgeous smile and wild curly brown hair took the stage. She made my day. (I'll be a gentleman and keep her name to myself) When she was on stage I made sure to compliment her - and I tipped her pretty well, too - to be certain she would come visit me after her dance. She did, and we had a surprisingly nice conversation, with no sales pressure - just a friendly, fun, flirty chat.

I asked her to take me back for a couch dance (2-for-1 - or 2 for $25 - on Mondays) and she led me away. At HC, you are not going to get the super high mileage laps that some of the wilder clubs offer, but she left me short of breath anyway. I decided to splurge for the Honey Suite (also 2-for-1, which meant $150 for 30 minutes).

Honey suites are upstairs. There is a smaller stage area in the center of the second floor, and a handful of tables. This upstairs room is surrounded on three sides by glass walls; behind these glass walls are the honey suites, each about 8x10 feet in size. Not as private as one might like, but during the daytime nothing else was going on up there. (I don't know about cameras, but because there was a monitor in our suite showing the dancer on the main stage, I wouldn't doubt there were cameras around upstairs too.) The suites are furnished with a big upholstered chair and with what looks like a giant beanbag which offers a nice cushy place for you and the dancer to recline together. There is slightly more contact than is allowed in couch dances - and no bouncers policing you as your hands roam - but nothing like what you might see in other clubs on Baltimore's infamous Block. Some may say the cost of the suite is not worth the level of contact you get, but I suppose a lot of that depends on the girl. If you come across a dynamite girl like I did - gorgeous, sexy, and sassy - you'll have no regrets, only fond memories.

For the club itself, I'd have to rate it a 5 because of the relatively low number of dancers, and because they were not all that appealing. But the one gem they had today earns a 10 all by herself.

Unfortunately, I won't be heading out here much more, but I have enjoyed my time here over the last few months. The last time I was there, Sky, Michelle, and Mischa were all very nice. Michelle and I have gotten to be friends over the years and she will treat you well and won't be pushy once you get to know her. Mischa is very attractive, but asked for a tip at the end after I had already given her about $40 for onstage and hanging out time - which is not something that is generally expected at this club. So be careful about her. I mostly enjoy hanging out at the bar in the back with either Amanda or Andrea, who are both very fun. The manager now is also a good guy - big improvement from awhile back. Dina and Gina are sisters and are very nice waitresses - be nice to them - just a little effort with them will go a long way to friendly service, although Gina is a bit reserved. I noticed some of the dancers who left for the Gold Club and Scores have returned and that, after a lull, this place is back on the upswing.

A few Saturdays ago I dropped in with some friends before we went out to hit the bars. It was early but the girls were working hard, and the waitresses were very friendly. Angelina blew my mind -- a gorgeous little dark-haired girl (probably a local college student) with a face like Katie Holmes and a lovely firm body to match. Her stage dances were great, and she rightfully raked in the tips; her couch dances were very friendly, absolutely worth the cash, but nothing out of the ordinary. There was a Ukrainian dancer, Anastasia, who is a fantastic stripper all around. If you don't mind your dancers skinny, she's a lot of fun. The manager bought our table a round of shots on the condition that we purchase a shot for a first-time dancer who was making her debut at this club. It turned out she had been on stage in New York before, too, and once she finished dancing she went back to the couches with one of my buddies who reported a very good time. Great music, a great variety of dancers, and as usual for the Hustler Club, not too many ladies pushing the hard sell.

I had one girl beg me to buy her a drink, and another who was clearly already drunk, but other than that the girls were very well behaved. A few bachelor parties had drawn in several gals, and management seemed to encourage the girls to spend time with them (parting eager fools from their money is the business model after all) but it didn't hurt my ability to get a dance or see a gorgeous girl onstage. I can't emphasize enough how big a difference having two or three stages makes -- there was always at least one 7 dancing, and usually an 8 or a 9.

Stopped in to the Hustler club on a recent weekday afternoon. What a disappointment. The girls were ok looking but really didnt seem to care that they were working for tips. Most of the dancers after they got down, either disappeared up the stairs, alone, or they were talking to dj or bartender. i was only approached by one dancer in the hour plus that i was there.
It is a shame because the layout and decor of the club is great, just service doesnt match up.

Very pretty club. Comfy chairs, decent drinks prices, and great women. There is something for everyone, though if you are into a lot of piercings, you won't find that here. There is the main level, which is really big, with two stages. Upstairs is the VIP area with its won glass stage, which is cool. The food isnt great, but then, who goes to a strip club for the food?

The dances are fairly priced, and you get pretty consistent mileage from all of the girls. If you want to be able to touch though, you have to buy a couch suite, honey suite, or skybox.

All in all a great club, and a fun way to spend an evening.

Visited the club a few days before Christmas on $2 Tuesdays. Great number of gals. Good crowd, although I suppose it might have been due to the holidays. As always, a very relaxing place to see naked women on a stage in front of you.

I visited with a couple of dancers, but really had fun with Brandy, who was a real nice dancer who seemed to be having fun with her gig. Followed all the rules, but still a good time. I always have more fun with a dancer who is enjoying herself, and Brandy fit the bill. I look forward to seeing here again.


This is an ok club. I went there during some sort of promotional night. Larry Flynt was there as well as some famous strippers. Cover was around 30$ drinks were 10$. Pretty expensive considering the area.

One thing to keep in mind with this place, if you look like you have money they will bug you and try every trick to get it from you. Don't show up after a business meeting dressed in work clothes and expect to chill out and watch naked chicks.

Overall a good club, its at a corner of the "block" in baltimore, which is a real sketchy area. Hide your wallet.

Went there on a sunday night around 7 pm.

Club was empty except for 2 dancers that none of the patrons really cared for.

Around 9 a couple of girls came in and auditioned. After the audition they were hired. I fancied one of the girls for a dance and the bouncer was kind enough to let her know that.

So far, the best I've been to in the area, but that's not saying much for the greater DC area anyways!

Basically a waste of time.

Talent quotient was way, way down. To be honest, the girls didn't even harass you for dances. If I was even interested in getting a dance, it would have been a challenge to not only find a gal to my liking, but more importantly track her down. Bottled water was $6. They did have hourly specials as in most Deja Vu establishments. Its just a good thing the world series was going on and large flat panels were in abundance.

Stopped by last Thursday. This place never seems to change which isn't necessarily a good thing. Average line up at best. Easy to get bored here. They had a porn star feature act that night, something Doll. Typical bleached blonde, super skinny body with implants too big for her frame. Seen one you sort of seen them all. I refer to them as cookie cutter porn stars. She took forever setting up and the house girls just weren't holding my attention. Left the club and walked around a bit to check out a few of the other block clubs. When I got bored doing that, went back to the Hustler to see if things got better. Still same old and feature act still not ready yet. Left again. Not too excited to vist this place. Get's the tourist who are one time visitors. Locals tend to go elsewhere.

Went to the Hustler Club on a Sunday which was understandably slow. There was about 10-12 girls with a decent race mix. There were 2 stages being used which spread the clients out in even more though I'm not complaining since the girls paid more attention to each because of this.

There is a lot more black girls here than the last time I came. To each his own but the black ones were only about 5 or 6s. I got a lap dance from the hottest girl in the club, a latina girl. I had no idea that the couch dances $25 were fully clothed. If I had known I would never have gotten one. Very little contact and there was a guy walking by standing guard which was also annoying. The only thing that saved the night were $2 rail drinks. Not sure if the club is better on Fri or Sat.

A buddy from out of town and I went to the Hustler Club last Saturday night and a very nice time but I don't know if I would go back.

We arrived just before a special show by a porn star (Donna something). The facilities are well lighted, friendly (and not too pushy) wait staff, and a very good DJ. The girls were uniformally beautiful (8-9 range with a few 10s and only one 7). They get naked on the main stage on the second song.

The only problem is the $25 lap dances are FULLY CLOTHED! What's up with that? I had one dance from Anastasia which had decent grind but no two way touching nor did she get naked. Very disappointing.

The 7 rating comes from the very good facilities, great staff, and good looking girls.

Cheers.

Went to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club on a Sunday night. Not too many customers which meant alot of attention from the girls.

About 12 girls working on this night although there are a few more black girls than the last time I came here. There aren't really my thing but to each his own. The quality of girls here ranged from 4-8's. Hottest girl was a latina girl which I got a dance from. $25 for a fully clothed dance is B.S. in my book but I guess I deserved it since she hustled me real good into the dance.

At least soda here was cheap only $2 a glass...cover was $15 on this night.

I showed up around 10:00 on a Saturday and immediately remembered why I loved this place: Elle was back! On weekends, she works here and works hard for every dollar! You'll recognize her by a series of star tattoos along the underside of her full but firm breasts -- pretty sure they're real, gentlemen. She's also got a fantastic curvy ass (as long as you're not expecting a skinny girl's ass to go with those tits). Elle showed me a great time, and remembered me from my bachelor party over a year ago. Dances were warm, very close, with great contact. I don't want to get her in trouble, so I won't say anything else.

Other girls in the club were dancing well, and it wasn't too packed. The construction has kept away tourists who don't care to go around a few orange cones, so you can get a great gentlemen's club experience with very little crowding, even on weekends. The girls are unhappy about what the roadwork does for their tips but putting a five on the stage instead of single is now an easy way to get noticed. The VIP area is a slightly more expensive way to get attention -- the dances up there aren't monitored as aggressively by the staff, and the girls know what they can get away with. Having a third stage means a 50% better chance that a girl you want to watch will be dancing (just watching the two downstairs stages the well would occasionally run dry -- all the girls are pretty but some don't dance well).

The waitresses weren't pushy about the minimum but their service was prompt and some of them should have been up on the pole, too. Most girls were between a 7 and 10, with a great selection of colors, shapes, and sizes (a few 5's and 6's, though). Too many of the otherwise-gorgeous gals had implants, but if you like that then this place would be a 10.

I spent several nights at Larry Flyn'ts Hustler club in Baltimore and I was very impressed. The girl's actually dance there and just don't shuffle around alittle and are very friendly. You can go the whole night and see the same dancer maybe 3 - 4 times on the stage due to the large amount of dancers they have nightly. Lap dances I did not try but I was abit discouraged since they are done in a communal couch area. However if you want to drop the money for a champagne room they looked a lot more impressive. The whole place was very clean and professional.

I spent several nights at Larry Flyn'ts Hustler club in Baltimore and I was very impressed. The girl's actually dance there and just don't shuffle around alittle and are very friendly. You can go the whole night and see the same dancer maybe 3 - 4 times on the stage due to the large amount of dancers they have nightly. Lap dances I did not try but I was abit discouraged since they are done in a communal couch area. However if you want to drop the money for a champagne room they looked a lot more impressive. The whole place was very clean and professional.

Down in Baltimore for business went to the Hustler club on 8/2 & 8/3. The girls on 8/2 were OK one really hot girl and a few 7's. By far the best looking girls were the waitresses. Club is nice looking vip level on the second floor is only a $10 upgrade. Can buy a bottle and get VIP for only $220 thats a great deal. Girls were friendly and not pushy at all. Good time to hang out and drink. Just expected better looking girls from a high end club like Hustler. Will give it 1 more shot before heading home.

Visited the club on June 23 with a couple of buddies. Showed up around 3 and stayed till 6 or so. Very disappointing when we arrived and there were only 2 girls dancing. There was no admission charged, and the attendant told me they had no schedule, since they were all independent contractors.

The girls here do 3 dances on-stage at a clip, and then some new girl comes on. With only 2 girls, they were up and down the stage constantly. Even when another girl came in, it was still too constant a pace for the girls to spend any time off stage. At its worst, I was getting a lap dance in the back, and was told we could not continue since she had to be on stage. Not exactly customer centric.

The real plus to the time at the club was Jada. She is a cute, early 20's latino girl who is just beautiful. A real part of her appeal is that she seems honestly happy to be there dancing and having fun hanging out. This is always more appealing to me, anyway.

As for dance quality, they were great with Jada, but not awesome, with good covered grind. Anytime the girl is within 3 feet of you, she must have all her clothes on as well. The lap dance area has security and the girls will be fined if they violate the rules. In the afternoon, the dances were 2-for-1 until 4pm.

I enjoyed the visit, but it was all about Jada. If she had not been there, this place gets a 4.


Upscale club with a high door fee, mandatory coat check and dress code for patrons. I guess it keeps the rif raf out, but it takes money I would rather spend on dances.

Lots of women, and lots of silicone. Dances are in a room full of high backed and sided couches/booths. Hard grind, but no touching by customers. I was told that VIP is more of the same.

This seems standard for clubs in many areas, but makes it a paragon of virture on Balitmore's Block.

It had been a little while since I had been at the Hustler Club in Baltimore, but I had the chance to stop in again the other day. They have been doing a good job on the up keeping on the club itself, and the staff continues to be friendly and helpful. The last time I was there was very disappointing because there were very few dancers and the ones that we saw disappeared to another part of the club (probably the champagne room) as soon as they were done on stage, Perhaps it was just the night, but this time the situation seemed somewhat better, although there still were not as many dancers “circulating” as I’ve seen in other clubs. My guess is that they are still short on dancers. Nonetheless, it’s obvious that they are working to remedy that problem and the other staff continues to be extremely helpful.

Went to the Hustler Club on a Tuesday, late afternoon, to kill time before heading to an Orioles game. When I arrived at about 5PM, there were only about five patrons in the club, and at least as many dancers. All of the women were attractive, including a few who were stunning. I watched a few stage dances, but it was not long before I was approached by a tall and beautiful brunette who went by the name of Veronica. She sat at my side and chatted with me for a bit, then did her best to convince me to take advantage of the Tuesday special - half price in the Hustler Honey suite ($150 for 30 minutes). She was not pushy - in fact, I thoroughly enjoyed the attention!. I was very nearly persuaded, but since I was meeting friends for the game I didn't have time to take full advantage. Instead I settled for a $25 couch dance, which was quite enjoyable. She is a very sweet girl, and worth spending time with. But there were several other ladies there I would like to have met also. If you can make it there before the evening rush, you are almost sure to get attention from a beautiful girl.

I went during a day shift because of the great deal -- all dances were 2-for-1 from noon to six! -- but found only 5 girls on. The hottest one had already been "claimed" by a big spender and the others were... well, the hot one was a 7. The songs were cut short, and yeah, the girls were working hard to sell dances. I don't blame them, really, because it was dead, and I was one of the two guys in there tipping at the stage. I should have paid my $5 at the door to see the selection and then walked away, but I stuck it out for almost an hour. Shift change wasn't until six and I had better places to be. Hustler Club may be great around eight, but it's no fun at one.

I was not as impressed with this place as I thought I would be. There was a good deal of hype before they opened that they would have the sexiest girls in the state and be the "premiere club." While they had a wide variety of dancers, the quality of the dancers in terms of appearance and personality was barely average, some below. Nearly all of the dancers were extremly skinny--looked as though they had an addiction problem. They starred out into space while dancing and looked as if they were hating every second of it. Out of 20 or so dancers we saw that evening, there was only one that I would consider for a lap dance--and I love women and am not super paticular about appearanced and body. But, lots and lots of tattoes, piercings, little personality and they were just not into what they were doing at all and did not try to fake it either. The lap dance was terrible (didn't think one could be). Before she started she gave my partner and I a long list of rules and moved his chair a quite a distance away from where I was sitting for my dance. She made us sit on our hands while it was going on and did not make any physical contact with either of us while doing the lap dance. There was no eye contact either. Pretty poor overall. The club itself is very nice in terms of the physical space and decor. It is new, well laid out, several strategically placed stages, lots of tables with good views, good food, a nice VIP area upstairs, great lighting and decor. The bathrooms had an attendant so they were very clean and that was nice!! There is a great little boutique as you walk in with terrific sexy clothes, jewlery, videos, etc. If they would get some quality dancers the place could be a premier club in MD, but they just don't know how to hire or train their dancing staff and that made the whole experience less than terrific

Larry's is the only strip club i'll visit in Baltimore.

The club is on the second floor of a building on the notorious "block" of E. Baltimore St, You can't miss the pink sign over the main entrance on Baltimore St., and there's also a side entrance on Custom House Ave., which they call a "VIP" entrance, but it's convenient for anyone to use if you park in the deck across Custom House Ave. They also have valet parking on weekends at the side entrance.

When you enter and come up the stairs (or escalator from the side entrance), you'll have to check your coat (and even hooded sweatshirts). Then you enter the main floor of the club, which features a large and small stage, two bars, and the couch dance area. There's also a "VIP" area upstairs, where for something like $10 you can sit and enjoy a little more quiet. There's another stage upstairs, with a glass floor, and access to one of the two-story poles on the main stage. Some girls will slide down from the second floor when it's their turn on the main stage. All in all, the layout is impressive and the decor is sumptuous and classy.

Now for the most important part - the babes! I've found that on the weekends, there are usually quite a few 8's and 9's, and even a couple of 10's. However, i've also noticed that the number of top girls fluctuates from month to month (don't know whether there's an ongoing trend), and from night to night. Early in the week, you might get lucky or you might not. But the least attractive girls are still close to 7's.

I've heard that it's possible to get a table dance, but i've never seen one. Most everyone goes for the $25 lap dances, which seems a bit prices, but mileage is usually pretty good. Of course, that can vary depending on the girl. The bouncers do make frequent passes and the booths aren't particularly private when it's crowded, so all the action (at least in my experience!) is of the legal variety! Apparently there are private rooms upstairs, but those are beyond my normal price range, so i haven't had the pleasure of finding out what goes on up there.

Most of the girls here are pretty friendly, and will sit and chat for a bit on a slow night before asking for a dance. On a busier night, they might just say hi and get right to popping the question, which is understandable. In fact, on the weekends you can expect to have to track down your favorite girl on stage and ask her to dance for you when she gets a moment.

All in all, i almost always enjoy my time at Larry's. Though it's a bit pricey, it's classy and entertaining. It's a great place to go with a girl, as they tend to get good mileage out of the lap dances, and it's always fun to go through the adult toy store on the way out.

...dave

Visited this club on a recent Tues late afternoon. There were only about 10 guys in the club. couldnt tell how many dancers as some were upstairs, others hanging out by each bar. Girls were decent looking about 5-6, no real lookers that day, but decent selection. I was there for 45 minutes and tipped each dancer a few bucks when they were on stage. Not one dancer came over to sit or offer a lap. They all seemed content to either sit with a regular or at the bar, not making any money. I dont like when the dancers hound you for tips, but some attention would have been nice. I like the club but if each time i go in im not paid any attention, i will find somewhere else. plenty of clubs in the baltimore area to choose from. But this club is definately a step up from the usual block fair.


Have been going here for a couple of years and I think the club's attitude has improved lately. Michelle - who has been there since it opened a couple years ago - is still a great dancer and is really nice once you get to know her (which may take a while - it did for me.) Brooklyn has a great 'dark side' look (not goth, but very Brunette) and Joy is always friendly. This place is more like a Cheers with tits for me where you can just sit and chat a little and have a couple drinks and occassionally do a dance - there are some high pressure girls, but most of them aren't (or maybe I just know who is and who isn't now.) I'd recommend for your basic lap dance and drinking experience. The rest of the Block is just getting too damn scary.

Nice upscale place. Met Veronica, WOW!!!!!. She was great..in the afternoon. 2 for 1 laps, $4 beers, no cover with coupon.Thing to do here is lap dances, not VIP rooms. Overall, HC probably the best total LD experience there is in the Baltimore/DC area\, taking into account comfort, privacy, dancer skills, attractiveness of dancers (though not HC Magazine hot) and even price. Some places do as well or even better in one or two categories, but not in all.
But VIP rooms are simply way overpriced for exactly the same experience.with extremely high costs ($300 1/2 hr, $600 hr.).

Visited on a weekday afternoon and had a great time. At least 10 girls, most were 9-10 on the scale. Mixed drinks were on special before 6:00--I think they were $2??? Table dance are no contact for $15 and the couch dances are not nude and not topless but have some contact by dancer, none by customer. The couch dances were not worth the $30. Loved the coat check at the front door. Great club--does not fit in with the rest of the block clubs!

Stopped by the Hustler Club on a Tuesday night. As usual, cover was $15. Not a bad selection of dancers for a weekday night. As with most clubs of this type, there was a high percentage of plastic-looking barbie doll types.

Had a few nice dances with a few different girls, but nothing all that special. Was a nice way to spend an evening, but that's about it.

Better deal during the daytime, at least early in the week. 2 for 1 lapdances and lower-priced drinks, plus it's more relaxed.

I recently had the chance to visit the Hustler Club. Although it has been open now for a while, it is being very well maintained. Considering that some of the clubs on "the block" are really run down, this one really stands out. The door and entrance staff were very friendly and helpful, being sure that we were seating promptly at a good table. However, after that we ran into some difficulties. It seemed to be forever before we could get a drink. And then, it became apparent that they were very short on dancers that evening. There would be long gaps of time between dancers on the stage and there were very few girls circulating through the club. It may have just been the evening, as it was a week night. There is a VIP room on the second floor, but we decided that we weren't going to pay the entrance fee. As the VIP room looks over an atrium to the first floor, we could see a few people milling around, but it did not appear too busy. Overall, the facility is clean and well kept and seems to be heading in the right direction. However, it will be important for them to upgrade as far as servers and dancers are concerned.

This club is the only one in the area that would resemble a "normal" strip club you may find in Florida, Texas or some of other states that have reasonable titty bars. There are always a few lookers on the premises. Great value on dayshift with the 2 for 1 dances. Although the songs are short in length. The lap dance mileage is decent. Not as good as some of the countries best places but for Balt./wash it is very good. Of course, I am not comparing the mileage at The Hustler to the rest of the block. The block bars are entirely different.
Those of you who are in the know, know what I mean. No further explanation about the rest of the block is appreciated by "the blockers"
Can't wait for Scores to open!

I've been to several Larry Flynt Hustler Clubs now in different parts of the country. Are these franchised like McDonald's? I wouldn't be surprised, because there are some similarities. The Hustler Clubs, this one included, provide a reasonable cleanliness and safety, with no surprises. The merchandise is attractive, if not terribly exotic. The overall experience is somehow just a bit mediocre.

The girls in this club are attractive, not pushy, and not terribly interested in conversation. Lap dances have modest contact at best. Kiara, a natural Asian beauty, came the closest to some good grindage, but told me she was limited by the supervisor (who I couldn't see).

This place is worth it if you want some decent eye candy, a few not too overpriced drinks, and that's about it.

Very upscale club! Nice decor, good looking dancers, reasonable prices, and a great way to spend the evening. Park in the lot across from the side entrance to the club or in the large multistory garage next to it. The area around the club (The Block), is crowded with lots of slezy clubs and related patrons so I like to avoid them and go in the side door. Inside, there are two floors, the top one being the VIP floor. It is worth the extra $10 to go there because of the view and the closer atmosphere there. They have a long pole from the ceiling of the VIP level to the stage on the main floor that some of the dancers slide down in a spectaculular entrance. One slim Asian dancer apparently is their "pole specialist" and she was amazing on it. You have to see her in action to understand. The private dances are well worth it. You can even get two dancers to join you for and appropriate private show if you are interested in girl on girl action.

Visited the Hustler club on a recent Monday, early afternoon. At first was a little surprised to have to pay a cover at 2pm, but figured I'd see what the club had to offer. Inside the club is large with a circular stage in front, with stageside seating. Also plenty of tables with nice plush seats around stage. Also saw some booths around the outside of the club. Small bar off to the side, only seemed to have a few dancers at bar, customers well served by the cocktail waitress.
The day I visited, was kinda slow only about 10-15 customers that included the 4 girls that came in with guys. They were all having a good time cheering dancers on and tipping. The Dancers were for the most part nice looking, 7's and 8's. None were pushy for tips when they were on the stage or even coming around looking for laps. Each girl would dance two songs on stage, and would go to each person sitting at the stage once or twice. They all got totally nude and up close to give a nice view what they were made of. Once off stage some came around to either sit and talk, and would eventually get around to asking for a lap. On mondays they offer 2 for 1 laps and 1/2 price VIP rooms. Laps are $25 and VIP this day went for $150. I finally took one nice looking brunette back for a lap.
They are in a back room with nice seats and high backs and rounded sides for some privacy. The dancer offered nice contact, did not take off top, telling me that in the VIP room you got to see and touch, but she did let me get a good feel, and gave a taste. She also gave a nice view the kitty, no touching but offered the view a few times.

Didnt think i would like the Hustler club, but after visiting changed my mind. Not sure i would go at night, but daytime for a few beers, smoke a cigar and see some beautiful women, club was a nice choice.

This is a pretty solid club. Definately the best one on the block. Went on a Saturday night where about 20 girls were working on both floors. The first floor has 2 stages and the upper level (VIP) has 1 I believe. The girls at the club ranged from 5's to 9's. The two standouts are Desiree and Justina. Justina is a flexible girl who looks to be half asian and half white. She was the crowd favorite.

The girls at the club do not really push lap dances. I wanted a dance from either Desiree or Justina and could not. It seems like when they're not dancing they disappear. The only girls making the rounds at the club for lap dance offers are the lesser attractive ones.

I've made about half a dozen trips to the Hustler Club in the past few months - half in the evening and half during the day. I think that the daytime is the best time to visit. Much less crowded and more lap dance privacy. (I'd probably rate my night visits a 7.) $4 beers and 2 for 1 lap dances ($25), between noon and 4 PM. No cover if you print the coupon from their website. Most dancers are hot with a good mix of races and ethnicities, which I prefer. Dances are done in a back room. Clothes stay on during the dance but the contact is great - although you must keep your hands to yourself (with most of the girls). The stage show is pretty good - lots of nude spreads. Also, most girls don't treat you like an ATM if you sit at the stage like they do at some clubs. Daytime parking can be difficult - it's hard to find a meter. Better to just park in the Water St/Custom House garage. Girls will sit and chat befor hitting you up for a dance - many are pleasant to talk to, also.

The Hustler Club is a truly beautiful club in terms of atmosphere. In fact, definately outshines all the other clubs in the DC metro and Baltimore areas in this regard. There were many lovely women working, all who seemed very enthusiastic to sit, chat, and share a drink. The music selection here reflected their high class appeal. There was no hip hop, or loud metal but everything was on an even keel to appeal. I had the pleasure of enjoying several dances with Taylor and Jaime, both beautful blonds (one busty, one not). Both were very enthusiastic and full of life girls and above all good lappers. The one thing that was intersting to note was that the girls could not sit on cutomer's laps, rather they could sit beside and chat, until the lap dance of course. Other clubs like showcase the girl can readily sit on a customers lap. But then again, this place blows the other out of the water in terms of class and appeal. If I am in the area with clients this place will be my top pick.

Compared to the rest of "The Block" this place seems like a "normal" strip club. The area around is extremely sketchy. Recommend to go there in a group as the neighborhood is not the safest.

On to the club. Its a large club with decent seating. Women, however, were not stellar. Expected to see a higher level of talent. Dances were extremely laim and the bouncers would continually monitor and reprimand when necessary. Major detractor from quality dances. Nothing remarkable in this experience. Would only recommend this club if you are staying in the Inner Harbor.

Stopped in here on a Wednesday evening on my way down to DC from NYC. I had heard about "The Block" and had to see it for myself. I cruised up and down the block a few times to get a feel for the area. Club barkers out front to entice patrons to enter ... hadn't seen that in the US before. I picked the Hustler Club based on other ones I have been to in other parts of the country, and it looked be a bit cleaner than some of the other clubs around.

It wasn't too busy on a Wednesday at 6 PM, maybe 5 other customers and 8-10 dancers. Both white and black dancers, the black ones seemed to be the prettier of the bunch. 5-7's mostly. Drink prices not too bad, 6 bucks for a beer or thereabouts, I bought one dancer drink for something like 8 bucks, and vodka and redbull I think.

Sampled one couch dance for 20$ in the back, not too bad ... Promised more in the VIP but I was only there for a quick stop over. Friendly girls for the most part and not too pushy. I can easily imagine this place getting pretty interesting on a busy night.

My best man did me a great favor bringing me here for my bachelor party. There was a great assortment of girls, and although the lapdances were carefully supervised and non-nude, the girls knew what they could get away with, and were eager to do so. There were one or two "loose cannon" girls in the place, who would bump and grind rather than rub against you nicely -- after I nearly got my nuts smashed by one, I stuck with the petite girls who knew how to play nice. The girls ranged from about 19 (my guess) to 33 (again a guess) and were mostly all-natural and mostly very attractive (I saw a few 6's but mostly 8's and 9's). The headliners were porn starlets and had clearly had boob jobs; they were there for "fans" and for guys who were too drunk to notice, and I was upset to see them get so much stage time. The two-for-one lapdances were a great special, since a lapdance came in at a pricey $25, but tipping well early on got me a good reputation, and almost every girl in the place came by to ask if she could dance for me.

Watch out for a long-haired redhead (Cindy?) who does stunning high-altitude pole work. She's fun to watch at a distance but I think she's got problems with some kind of drug or drinking, and once she's high she gives crappy dances (see "smashed nuts" above). A brunette named Elle, who favors knee-high stockings, gives nice friendly dances and seemed to want me to push her boundaries. A taller older brunette with glasses, in a full body-stocking, gave a great intimate dance -- her double dance got me all steamed up! Wish I could remember her name.

Drinks were pricey, ATM was a ripoff, but the twin stages allowed you to see the girls you wanted to tip more often, and the club was roomy enough to let you wander without bumping up against the other patrons. Getting a private dance was simple and all of the girls were kind with one or two exceptions. I'd go back... but my wife would kill me. :)

Last time I went to this club, had a fantastic time. The dancers were all good looking, with an easygoing personality that isn't found in other clubs on the Block. In my opinion, the best time to go is in the afternoon, since the Hustler Honey suites and the couch dances are half-price ($150/25, respectively). Best way to spend a weekday afternoon that I can think of!!

Went here during the day on a Tuesday. Tried to use a free admission coupon from the website, but was told it wasn't good on Tuesday because of the $2 drink specials. Paid my $5, went in and sat down. Now, this was early, just after noon, and I was the only guy in the place. Might as well have been packed, as I was ignored by all the dancers. Sat for half an hour, watched a few decent looking girls on stage, and when nobody at all came even close to approaching, I left for the rest of the Block.

Maybe things are better later in the day, but I wasn't impressed.


Was again in Baltimore on business and decided to go to the Hustler Club for some fun. Tuesday night is $2.00 beer night and a $15.00 cover charge. I felt like having a glass of wine which surprisingly cost $8.00. The girls were hot this night and were very sociable. I went for a lap dance with one girl named Lisa and was given a XXX DVD for participating. Other specials, like a tee shirt, were also included through out the night with the lap dances. There were 2 hot girls named Ryanne and Taylor that you could spend your whole paycheck on and still not get enough of them. I went there to have some fun and was not disappointed. From the girls to the bouncers this place knows how to treat you right.

Great club to go in and hang out. Lots of girls, easy going atmosphere with plush couches and seats, cleanest club on the block (which might not actually be saying much), great drinks and an even better Matre D'. If you are bringing along some business associates or planning a party this is certainly the place to go to since they will go out of their way to make your stay the best possible. The club also has a lot of specials and giveaways so the high cover charge isn't always as much of an issue. On the other side of the table, for those people looking for "mileage" this isn't really the place to go, the club strongly discourages this kind of behaviour and there are very places you could do this anyways.

This club has changed a lot in the year or so that it's been around. Right now, the girls are all pretty much hotties, ranging from 7 and up, depending on your taste. You can still see some of the best pole tricks on the Block at this club, and the dancers are all pretty friendly. Pretty much anytime the place is open is a good time to go. The rules have definitely relaxed more now, too, as many of the dancers will make sure you enjoy your lap dances and provide friendly service. The VIP rooms are OK, if you want more privacy and a nice comfy couch to sit in, but depending on the dancer, you can get the same fun in the couch dance area. Many of the dancers have been around strip clubs and the Block for a while, so if you just ask, I'm sure you can find the type of dance you want. Also, the special shows and daily specials are worth stopping in for.

Best visit here in quite some time. I now know that this no doubt is because I showed up at night instead of my usual dayshift visitation pass.
The girls were incredible. Many solid 9's and 10's.
Definately more costly at night than daytime. That would not bother me at all if the girls were a little bit more of a "player' type crew, but they are not. Just not enough action like some of the great clubs in other cities.
Still The Hustler is worth another visit, especially at night.


Was in Baltimore for the first time on business and was getting bored hanging around the hotel. I asked the bellhop where you can go to have some fun in this city. He suggested Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. There is a cover charge of 15 dollars but he said it was worth it. It was within walking distance of my hotel so figured I would try it out. Several other clubs are on the same block coaxing you in as you are walking by. I opened the door to the club and was immediately asked for ID. Once pass that I walked up the steps and paid the 15 dollars. Checked my coat and was greeted by a bouncer asking if I was ever here before. I told him no and he proceeded to explain the layout to me. Recommended the best place to sit and he continued to come around and see how things were. He again helped when a 2 for 1 special was announced for the upstairs VIP room. Since I was by myself he offered me half off on the admission to the VIP room which would be 5 dollars. I moved my beer upstairs was given a VIP wristband and began enjoying the show. I must have hit a good night because I did not see any bad looking girls. They were all good or exotic or very good looking with kick ass nude bodies. A few of them approached me for the 25 dollar lap dance but I was not ready yet. A 40 dollar 2 song special lap dance was then going on and a Champagne Room special with a free bottle of champagne and a girl of your choice for a half hour. I was told by one of the girls that it was 150 for the room and 150 for the girl, little steep for me. The lap dance would not be nude but with a small top and bottom on. I was ready for a lap dance when my pager went off and I had to leave. Disappointed, but had to leave. I will be going back to Baltimore again and will go back again to the Hustler Club for some more fun.

Spent another afternoon here recently and things got much spicier.... Saw my favorite dancer, exotic looking brunette with a killer body, don't remember her name though. We hugged and she sat down for a while to chat. Real nice girl. We wasted no time in the lap dance area and instead went straight up to the VIP rooms. She is awesome! She did have limits, I gotta say, but we stretched them as far as possible. She let me suck on her titties and rub her pussy through her panties (briefly), she then straddled me and reached into my pants from the top and started stroking me off and on. She was very adept at blocking the cameras. I left a VERY satisfied customer and she even helped me get presentable, if you know what I mean..... I don't know if she does this for everyone. This was probably my 4th time in the VIP section with her and it has gotten better each time. I will be back to see her....

Being new to the area I was not ready for this environment. $25 cover and not much action. The girls were average and didnt give much mileage. One girl did offer $300 for hotel meeting. The regular dances were $15 for table and $25 for couch.

I am almost done with this place. The girls are getting very pushy with the VIP rooms. Problem is the only differnce in the VIP is a more comfortable couch. No bang for the buck. They say it is 2-4-1 for 45 minutes. At 30 minutes they said time was up... BS. Still the best quality girls on the block, but management is in need of an attitude adjustment.

This club would be better if they'd stop running off their best girls. I'm a regular and I've never heard anything good from the girls who work there. I've seen so many great girls leave and their replacements are not up to par. Still a few hotties left but too many pushy uglies now spoil the fun. Too bad, it was a nice place to get good dances with some hot girls but I don't think I'll be going back for a while. They could also use some lessons in customer service. Guess I'll be going to the Gold Club along with half the girls!

I have been to this club a few times in the past couple months. It is best to go during the day as everything is 1/2 price. 2 for 1 lap dances for $20 and $150 for 40 minutes in the VIP rooms upstairs. The dancers are decent quality, not Playboy material but definetly nice to look at. Very friendly. Very laid back. They will come talk to you but won't hassle you like other clubs....

Laps quality varies by girl. There are cameras all over the place. Not the place to go if you are looking for the typical Block experience. More of a normal club. One of the girls did some joystick handling through my pants, but that's about as wild as it got. All in all I really enjoyed it there.

Went on $2 Tuesday. $2 for most beers and drinks. $5 cover before 5pm. $15 after 5pm.

good looking women totally naked. nice lapdance area with good friction dances. no touching the dancers when i was there.

Tuesdays are great on the wallet.

Nice atmosphere and good specials, especially $2 Tuesday. Michelle gives great lap dances, but isn't much for chatting. Joy is my favorite - not the prettiest, but the nicest and not in a hurry. Kelly is a nice tall blonde who is here occassionally, but doesn't give very good dances. Zoe and Missy give good laps, but are real hustlers - just there for quick money and very good at making it. Arianna Chase gives decent laps and is smart but kind of spacey. Piper likes horses - so chat with her about that. There are 2 new girls from Michigan - I think one is named Britney and she is really hot and give great lap. I only rate this a 7 because of value - although service is good and girls attractive, its just overpriced. Might as well go to the Jewel Box or Pussycat Club and drop 3 bills for full service.

Went in the late afternoon on a Sunday. Club was mostly empty. A few nice girls, 7-8's.
The club offers the only lapdance in the Baltimore DC area on a Sunday that I have found. The lapdances take place in a maze of booths in the back room. Limited touching... keep your hands to yourself...but if you get a good dancer, they make up for it.

This club has three sections, regular, VIP, and the champange room. The males working as bouncers greet customers and provide friendly service, not just keep folks in line. They were very helpful employees. One told me the champange room really wasn't better than private dances and costs much more-how's that for honesty?!

The club gets hopping after ten in the evening it appears, maybe closer to eleven. They have two stages downstairs and one upstairs in the VIP section. Regular admission is $15 and add $10 for VIP if you want that. The VIP has more privacy in the private dance area as the area downstairs is open couches available for everyone to see.

It's like most typical strip clubs, the girls vary in attitude and appearance. Most of the girls rate somewhere between a 7 and 10, mostly 8's. Didn't look as if there were any unattractive ones the Friday I visited. Received a dance from Shayna or Shayla. She was young, cute and quite a little freak and deceiving by her "girl next door" looks. Give her a tumble.

Don't wander too far down the block. The other clubs "on the block" are dives to say the least and not worth the time to write reviews.

I stopped by this club on a Thursday afternoon, and had a different feeling about it than I previously wrote. Although the club itself is pretty nice - nice lap dance area, VIP rooms, second floor seating, close views of the stage - the girls on this particular afternoon just weren't what I expected of a place with Flynt's name on it. They were about 4-7 range lookers, most with some amount of extra cellulite. None of them seemed too into dancing and made poor eye contact. I only found one of them mildly atractive. So, I wouldn't recommend the place if you're looking for beautiful, flexible dancers. Still, though, if you want a clean club with some comfy seats, stop by. It's still a step above the other Block clubs in terms of style.

This club blows away the rest of the block. I'm sure you can get much more mileage at the other bars, but the girls at this place were a step above. The other block joints aren't really my cup of tea since most of the girls seem a bit too dirty (hygiene) and drugged out. The girls at this place seemed like your run of the mill dancer ranging from 6-8. BayLee a dancer from Kalamazoo, MI gave some nice dances. 1 way touching with a good deal of friction.

This is definitely a Deja Vu owned club (good & bad) with the dance specials, etc. Rather than make the trek to the Gold Club or Night Shift, I will definitely come back to this place.

This club is nicer than most folks give it credit for. The space is very clean and clean-smelling, and the restrooms are classy (if you can say 3 foot posters of half-naked women is classy). There are plenty of seats right up close to the stage where you can get a great vew of the action. The women vary - I went on a Tuesday night, and they were mostly Caucasian, with a few other ethnicities mixed in. Looks probably ranged from 4-7ish. Unfortunately, very few of the dancers can really do pole tricks, which is what I personally enjoy, but a dancer named Michelle was particularly exciting to watch dance. I ended up going for a private dance with her, and it was a fully enjoyable experience. The club is very spacious, and not at all like the general run-of-the-mill Block clubs. Check out their web site for pictures of what the place looks like.

After a promising start, this club is slipping a bit. They offer 2 for 1 in teh VIP on Tuesdays but when it came time to get the party rolling the management tried some sort of hustle with the pricing. Big mistake as my group was ready to spend some big bucks. We left on principal.
Still pretty decent, better than the regular block places.
since the little head often does the thinking for the big head, I am sure we'll be back.

Not like some of the places down south ...yet. It is getting there. Tuesday is the day to go. 2 for 1 drinks plus half price in the VIp rooms. Girls can be hit and miss, but probably the best club in a 50 mile radius. Showcase is close, but is only open at night. A few of the girls from Flynts other clubs have moved to the area and become regulars.

The club was clean and friendly. Lots of couples including me and my wife. the girls were pretty and energentic and not tip hungery and show lazy.
Lights, sound and products is what you would expect from Hustler and the Staff gave good advice on what clubs to go to and not to go after we left.
Even the cleaning girls put on a show. Three stages, clean bathrooms, costly drinks (drink very slow), no food.

MAXPOWER

I went in the afternoon, so my review doesn't reflect what is presumeably the club at its best. The furniture and feel of the place is nice. The girls (girls?) were disappointing. I watched two overweight, way-over-age women slowly strip on stage. The third was younger and slimmer, but still not a beauty. Maybe afternoons will get better. I need to go back some evening.

If the other clubs in the area are going to compete with this place then they've really got to improve. That's good news for "patrons of the arts". The atmosphere is very classy, the women are awesome, and you can actually let down your guard a bit here. I'll be back for more.

All right - I've been to this club quite a bit, so I figure I should review it at this point. This is going to be a long one, as I have literally spent the last three weeks in this club.

Layout/info:

The club is divided into two floors, the top being termed the 'VIP' floor. However, until this place picks up a little more business, they will probably not be discriminating about who can go upstairs. There are three stages - front, back, and VIP. on busy nights, there will be girls dancing on each stage. There are also three bars, one for each stage.

There are couches for lapdances downstairs, as well as single seaters - the seats are very comfortable, high backed, private seats. The backs and sides of the chair (more like a booth) are about six feet tall.

The couches cost money to rent per hour, or a certain bar tab - couches are a good place to get a little private conversation with someone or be a little more comfortable.

The booths are extremely(!) comfortable and private (not counting the cameras, of course).

Prices and hours:

Lapdances are $25.00 except I believe on Sunday - $15 lapdances all night long. Drinks are normal price, except for Tuesday and sunday - tuesday $2.00 call drinks all day and Sunday $4.00 happy hour all day long. They are open noon-2AM every weekday and 6PM-2AM weekends.

$15.00 cover before 9, $25.00 after. Sunday get in free if you have anything with a hustler logo on it.

Atmosphere and service:

This is definitely not the place for your typical 'block' crowd - if you are looking for a block club, go elsewehere on the block.

The atmoshere is very classy - expect to see people smoking cigars and drinking cognac here, especially on the right nights. Expect to see the Ravens or the Orioles in here occasionally (especially after games), or other local radio/TV personalities.

Wait-staff/bartenders: incredible. all of them. Take care of them and they will take care of you. I've met everyone who bartends or waits tables there, and I haven't met anyone with slow service or a bad attitude when proper respect is paid to them.

Security: Security does what security must, but these guys are pretty cool and collected about their jobs. Don't fuck with these guys and they won't fuck with you. They do take their jobs VERY seriously unless they trust you.

Dancers: The dancers here cover a wide range from 6-10. There are some VERY beautiful girls that the club has imported to get started, and some very beautiful local girls as well. on top of that, the girls in this club are much more fun to talk to than most of the block crew.

I would suggest stopping by on a sunday or weekday to get a feel for the place - that way you can figure out who you like and who you don;t - Friday/Saturday can be too hectic to make choices about who you want to talk to. Girls will also be a lot more willing to spend some time with you if they aren't missing loads of dances in the meantime.

Let me be clear - I LOVE the ladies at the hustler club, the staff, and the club itself. classy atmosphere, great staff, beautiful girls - what more could you ask for?

Ah - lapdances. This club differs from the block in this area - less contact on your part, and the block ethic of open-air naughty acts does not occur here. This is a different style of club. My style of club.

The right girl, the right conditions, the lapdances are fucking phenomonal. You might have to work at it by not misbehaving or being an asshole, but these girls aim to please.

So, if you are looking for a strip club that is on the block, but not ON the block, go to HC.

feel free to e-mail me with any questions.



Ok, there has been a lot of talk about how this club compares to other clubs on The Block and even more talk about how it compares with the other Maryland lap dance clubs (McDoogals, Showcase, The Wagon Wheel).

So...

The club is large and the decor is among the nicest in MD. The pole on the main stage runs way up and hits the second floor ceiling. Some dancers will risk their lives and do insane pole tricks 20 feet above your head.

You'll go through your first $40 dollars or so pretty fast. $15 cover, coat check, round of drinks, tips, etc.

Some people are disappointed that the dancers aren't Hustler quality and may not match the top dancers in some of the top clubs. And I agree, they are not 10s and mostly not even 9s. They are certainly better looking than almost all the other Block chicks, and may be on par or close to the other top lap dance clubs in MD.

As always girls will work you for drinks and lap dances. The drinks are normal priced($5 or so), not like the $20 or $60 dollar drinks found at the clubs next door. This is the legit club on the block, the club you don't have to hide your face in. The club you can go with your co-workers to or take your gf/wife to. The club that is supposed to help revitalize Bmore as a convention town.

Anyway, on to the laps. It's $25 per lap, but they also expect some kind of tip afterwards. They also have occasional 2 for 1 specials, but one of the dancers told me that they cut a minute or so off of the 2 for 1 dance songs. I think it still a bargain, just not an actual 2 for 1 bargain.

Anyway, the private lap area is private, EXCEPT that the big bad bouncers do a lap of the area every minute. And the rules are that you can't use your hands to touch anything, anywhere on a dancer (Must other clubs at least allow you to grab the hips if not more). My dancer made me keep my hands over my head, my friend didn't have to keep his hands over his head though.

There has been a lot of talk about minimal grindage lap dances. When my dancer propositioned me for a dance, I mentioned that I heard the dances were not very good here. This of course, put her in a mindset to prove me wrong.

She also mentioned that I should tip her, and kind of wanted me to tip BEFORE I got a dance. I told her I would tip AFTER the dances. I really have no idea what the tip expectations are though.

I ended up getting 2 dances and she turned on the grind. Mission accomplished :)

So I was expecting a half ass lap dance, but I managed to get a good one.

If you live in the area I think you should at least check this one out, it may not become your regular club, but it is different and worth a look.

If you want some of the best eye candy in Baltimore, this is the place to go. It's downtown on the infamous Block, which is undergoing changes but still is not one of the best areas of the city. Parking on the street is tough but there are parking garages in the area.
The club is first-rate and two stories. The girls are phenomenal. There's a VIP area in which you can look up under a glass floor to catch a good view of the dancers.
But I judge most clubs on lap dances and this place is below average. There's very little contact and mostly air.
I would still suggest the wagon wheel down pulaski. It's not as classy but the mileage is much better.