the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

The most "upscale" club in Baton Rouge remains so, but more due to lack of competition than effort. The dancers are attractive, many coeds from LSU, but when the best lap dances come from the shot girls there is a problem. It's not a problem of "locals" getting preference (although there is always some of that at any club), it's the attitude of having been the best for so long that "nothing can touch us" is the credo.
Drinks are expensive, but well done, in a strip club sort of way, the club itself is pretty nice, but kinda dated.
This is pretty much a bachelor party, take the girls out to the strip club kind of club..if you're into that then this club is safe and clean and (as a consequence) not overly exciting. Basically, if your daughter had to work at a club, this is the strip club you would want her to work at.


I have worked here now for a couple of years, and this is the best club I have worked at. Most of the girls are very nice and are alot of fun. Lots of beautiful women! Different girls have different rules in VIP. A few have a strict no touching policy, while most have an "if its covered, dont touch" policy.

I dont know what Rikwynn is talking about but this club is not bad! I was in 2 weeks ago when they had some really fine women!!! Anything you wanted they had Blonde, Red, dark hair, big boobs and little boobs! If you could not get a girls attention it must have been something that you are your party started! As for the wait staff who cares if they are big or small as long as you get would you want! The bartenders make great drinks and the DJ's can mix it!

This may be the worst strip club I've ever been to. The first girl I see dancing is like 30 lbs overweight. Shouldnt even be dancing. The next 3 all have the worst implant jobs I've ever seen - and they each think they're hot. There are 5 girls sitting by a video machine doing nothing while 10 guys in the empty club get no attention. The only thing worse than a stripper with bad implants who is nasty is one who is nasty and doesn't want to make any money. I spent an hour here and not 1 girl even came over to try to make a buck. 3 of the 4 cocktail girls are also 20+ lbs overweight. Save your money. This place is just horrible.

This was our 2nd visit to this club - husband & wife. The atmosphere is exactly as expected. The cover charge was $8.00 however if you go to their website, you're able to print out a free "Gold" ticket for free admission. You can print enough for everyone in your party. When you first get there, you come to parking, the first fee of the night. We self parked in a parking lot next to the main lot, which was actually closer to walk to/from than the main lot. To park there it was $1, for valet parking in the main lot its $3.00. When you get close to the entrance is when you pay your parking fee. Once inside, you go directly forward & pay the cover charge or give your ticket to whomever is at the cashier spot. The lady there was very nice. During the night we ran out of dollar bills & she was kind enough to break a twenty for us. Next you take a left & there is another lady selling beer. I don't know the price, we drank mixed drinks. Then you enter the excitement. There is a main stage, with a pole. There are seats all around it as well as lots of tables. There is another smaller stage which is located on the bar on the right side of the club. There is another bar on the left as well. Both bars have chairs too. The atmosphere was great. Soft lights with accent lights that go to the music. The whole place was really clean. The staff is constantly emptying ashtrays, picking up empty glasses, rearranging tables & chairs. The only place I encountered a lacking was the restroom. The womans restroom was just alright. Not dirty but not spotless. There was always a few strippers in there too. Always blocking the faucet. There was even a waitress in there with her tray one time. The mens restroom was clean. We did have the experience of a private dance upstairs. The actual room was alright but there was items leftover from previous customers. Cigarette packs, cups, etc. There was a sofa & a loveseat along with 2 end tables in there.

As for the staff now. The dancers are hit or miss. Some stay sitting by the same individual most of the evening. Some are really stuck on themselves. But, thats not all of them. If you catch the attention of one, you are deffinitely in for a treat. The lap dances are $20 - some girls will give you 1 1/2 song for that. Rule vary by girl. I saw some touching the girls breast & nipples & not get told anything, others touched the hips & did. I guess its just if you get caught or not. There is a big variety of girls here but a lot are skinny. Most have fake boobs. All the waitresses were nice & very friendly. Most of these looked good too & thats where the thicker girls were. The bouncers seem to keep things under control pretty good. The bartenders are so-so. Time before last we got told something for not tipping enough. We were giving $3.00 per order. That kinda ticked us off. Speaking of drinks. Some are high, like $11, some are reasonable like $6.00. The drinks are very good but watch out because sometimes they tend to water them down a bit. There is also porn stars who dance here as feature acts. They tend to give a better show & get the crowd into things. The DJ is great too.

We got a private dance from a wonderful girl, who went very much beyond my expectations ;) We paid $185 for a half hour. It was $30 for 1 song but we wanted more. She got comfy by taking off her heels, which disappointed him. He likes heels. She started working on him. She allowed some touching. He was able to touch all the way until right above her pussy. She touched him, through his clothes. Stuck her nipples all over his lips. He enjoyed it all but even more so whats about to come. After him, was my turn - the woman of the couple. By the way, she had been talking to us the entire time, so she found out my nipples were pierced. She asked to see, I showed & then the fun began. She touched & licked them. This was a complete turn on for him. I was able to feel all over her as well. No, I am not a lesbian but it all felt good. She stopped him from toucing the pussy but did show it. She ended it with a closed mouth kiss on the lips to each of us. The only problem we had with this was, she stood on the sofa for a while talking to the girl in the next room by looking over the wall.

As you can see, we had a great time & will be back. This is deffinitely a couple friendly place.

This place isnt even in the same league as the high rated clubs. Its a little local joint where if the girls dont know ya they wont even give you the time of day. For some reason the dancers here would rather make no money and sit on a locals lap than find a new guy and make some money. I hate places like that. This place is worth a visit if you have absolutely nothing else to do. Nice enough inside and good neighborhood but pretty low on the entertainment scale.

Went in on a Tuesday night since their was a feature dancer that I wanted to see! Some Porno girl who was super hot with a big set of breasts. She did 3 shows and for the most part they were good. In between shows you could get table dances. They had about 20 girls working that night and most of them were very young if you like that! But thier was the one girl Cierra who was tall and had a great body!!! Can i tell you this girl could dance! I decided to get some dances from her on the floor! Wow they were great! She was so flexiable - i just could not believe it!! Well after about 10 dances I could not take it anymore! I had to throw in the towel. I know next time in I will ask for Cierra!!!

I go to this club from time to time. Parking is $1 or one can use the valet for a few dollars more (I usually self park). It costs $7 to enter (although you can print out a free pass to get in from the club website). I drink beer when I am at the club, which is $4.50 ($3 on Mondays). Mixed drinks cost $5-7.

The club has the best looking girls of all the clubs in the BR area. Mostly white girls with one or two asian/latina/AA. There are shot dancers and regular dancers. The shot dancers will give a floor lap dance for $5 (although they usually demand a tip making it $10-20). These dances are not topless. The regular dancers will do a floor lap dance (topless) for $15 or $20 (I can't remember).

The club has feature dancers. These dancers are adult actresses. One such dancer had done an episode of bigsausagepizza. You can guess the website. I don't like the features b/c they are usually very fake looking.

Club is small by comparison to clubs in Houston and Las Vegas; however, dancers and wait staff are friendly and helpful. Floor dances are okay with no touching. Dancer can grind as much as she wants. Not bad dances for $20. VIP is spotty depending on dancer and location in VIP area. Not a lot of supervision but you have to keep your eyes out for staff. Depending on dancer you can get full contact you have to be on constant lookout.

All in all a good spot but my take is that mileage depends totally on dancer. Quality of dancersa is good with may in the 7 - 8 range. No 10's but few below 7 - 9.

WOW, Things have gotten much better, still an expensie place but the women seem eagar to please. Went early on a Saturday night and the girls were just starting to come in, lots of 7-8's and a few 9-10's as the night went on. Several girls stop to talk and of course ask for dances and the VIP room, after talking to one young blond and having a few dances on the floor she convinced me to upgrade to the VIP (150 +35/ 1/2 hour) but I can say it was worth it. No extras or anything crazy but lots of one on one dancing. Hope to be back soon

This is the best strip club in louisiana. On any given night there will be twenty or thirty hot women dancing. Lap dances in the VIP room are awesome. Drink prices are good and there are lots of TV's for sporting events.

Have not been in a while and went on a recent wednesday afternoon. Got there early and as usual it was slow but had a beautiful shot girl who gave a great body shot (best $5 plus tip Ihave spent in a while) As the evening progressed more and more ladies showed up mostly cute and in the 6-7 range one hot 8 1/2 or 9 but she was not too friendly. Tried to get the attention of 2 dancers to try out the upstairs VIP room but to no avail and I had to leave early. Overall seems like the same old same ole, the best in class for the Baton ROuge area but still nothing compared to the Houston clubs

We went with a group of 10 guys a while back for business, and we wanted to get a private room upstairs. The manager told us, however, that the girls wouldnt come upstairs at all unless we shelled out an additional 150$ per half hour or so plus the 100$ an hour the room rental cost. So we ended up on the ground floor, which really wasn't too bad. Some girls made the rounds to us eventually, and a couple really young ones stayed around for a while. The feature performer was hot, too. The waitress wasnt overly pushy and gave good service.
This was my first strip club trip, so eventually i found the waitress and told her "hey, this is my first trip to a club, i want a lap dance, whos the BEST In the house." she went and got a girl who was a hawaiian tropic model, and was VERY hot. i dropped the 30 bucks of my boss's money for the upstairs lapdance, which was really fun. She was nice and chatty and i think wanted to make a good impression. Overall,the place wasnt too bad

This is the typical small town local yokel place. The girls sit around the perimeter wall wasting time talking to the gas station attendant or plumber down the street, rather than trying to make money doing laps. The "feature" entertainer was about 15 lbs overweight and had bad implants. This place has all the hallmarks of a sucky night - and it delivered. The girls appear to be college students but on closer inspection look more like trailer trash. The other odd thing was that 30% of the place was full of dudes with their girlfriends. I don't get that. Spankervision is a better choice.

This is the only strip club allowed in the city limits of Baton Rouge. I thought that fact was interesting since I know many Baton Rouge attorneys who claim to have negotiated the deal. The cost to get in is $7.00-$10.00 depending on how busy the club is in. The inside has one main floor and an upstairs second floor which acts as the VIP section. Costs for a single dance are $20.00 and are of the pedestal variety. Costs for VIP are around $200-$250.00 depending on the girl. In the middle is one stage whre the girls dance, which includes a pole. This club is very sanitized being that it is in a very conservative city and the fact most girls are college students. There are a lot of pretty girls, but some are just trailer denizens. However, the most irritating factor, in my opinion, is the crowd this club caters to. Namely, rednecks or rednecks masquerading as college students. There are lots of baseball wearing, goatee sporting, Bud lite drinking "necks" if you know what I mean. Still, if you happen to be stuck in this area your options are limited. Also, the music they play is of the cheesy heavy metal variety-how many.times can you listen to Godsmack or Tool in one night? Also, there is a feature entertainer almost every week-typically, some cheesy porn star or magazine starlet. Oh, and drinks are cheap for a strip club. You can get a beer for around $4.50 compared to $8-9.00 in New Orleans. In conclusion, I would rate this club average.

Visited the club around 9 on a friday night. Somewhat dissapointed by the number of dancers but the ones that were there, made up for it! Pretty good action for a first time visit in the vip, and was told that more is possible with regularity. Drinks were too strong

Have not been here in a while but some things sure do improve with time. I went on a recent Thursday night and was pleased to see 15-20 women most of which were at leaset a 7/10 with a few 8 and 9's. The first thing that go my attention was the super hot shot girl who was training a new girl. Well I got a shot from the pro and was happy to pay the $5 plus a $20 tip (i have had lap dances that were not that good) I also got a shot from the trainiee and was not as impressed but I am sure she will get better. Watched a few dancers and the feature wich were all much better than I had remembered from years past.

This club still has the best looking girls in Baton Rouge but also has the lowest mileage. I went to the club on Thursday night, Feb. the 23rd. They place was very crowded, mainly with LSU boys. Saw a couple of guys go up to the VIP rooms and overheard about their experiance when they returned. Basically, Chris Rock was correct for this place-No Sex In the Champagne Room. The lay out for the place is typical. A bar lines the far wall as you walk in. The stage has chairs around it with a layer of tables and chairs next. The large number of different girls is exceptional. I fyou like asian, she was here. If you like, blonde, redhead, or long hair and short hairs, she was here. I had a hands-off table dance from a great looking chinese girl. Lots of enhancement on all the girls but there were not too many tatoos, which was a nice find. All in all, if you want to look at gorgeous co-eds this is the place, if you want some action, go to the clubs on airline highway.

I was pleasantly surprised with the Gold Club. I stayed next door at the Comfort Suites and checked out the Gold Club on a Friday night a couple months ago. Amber Reign was the headliner and gave great dances for $5, then $20 if you wanted a DVD. She had guys lay on the stage and she gave them a good grinding. The regular dancers where 7-9's and danced well... a little contact at the rail for tips and the private dances looked decent. I got some dances from a shot girl Vanessa. They were fun and affordable, I got plenty for my $5 tip. I would go back when in Baton Rouge.

This club continues to get better! The management is bringing in a bunch of girls and the enviroment is great for them to make money and not do alot of extra's. Bunch of college girls who rather go to vip for 250 to 300 a hour and just dance instead of going back to the hotel. Got about 7 really hot looking girls who could work anywhere and about another 7 who look good. They bring in feature entertainers every week! Not bad!

Went on a Friday. The dancers were 6-8s and they had a feature. I don't remember her name, but that is probably due to a lackluster performance. Dances are table and are $20, little to no contact, but the best deal is the shot girls. $4 plus tip for a shot and a lapdance for a song, although fully clothed they are a much better deal than the table dances. After we figured out the deal with the shots, we had a good time. Best I can remember the club is round, which is a little unusual. The 7 is for the shot girls. Without them the club would be a 6 at best.

I like the layout of this club. The vip area over looks the club. It is a bit pricey you can go up there for 100 to 300 a hour its negotiable with the girls. There is a few hoties in there I frequent this club and I find that monday nights are the best nights to go. They tend to have the A team working that night. One in particular is Makela she is smokin hot and sexy. This girls in this club are all about the dollars and anything away from the club is out of the question. If you frequent to much you will get labeled as one of the girls regulars and you can forget getting any play with any others.

Wen to the club on a Monday night. The club is very nice inside, the girls were 6-9's. The lap dancing was few and far between. It seems that the most contact is from the shooter girls, they clim all over the customer buying the shooter. They had a headline act that was pretty good, she was allowed to have quite a bit of contact with guys that tipped here on the stage. It is a very tame club, with nice looking girls. I don't feel any reason to go back, nothing special.

Very good for Baton Rouge clubs. Dancers are very pretty. The best value for the dollar is a lap dance by one of the shot girls. ($4 plus tip). You get your money's worth.

When they have a headliner the cover is $7 which is a bit pricey, but it's still the best in town.

I went to this club on 10/8/2004. There were about 20 dancers as well as a feature dancer. This club is topless only and the table dance is just that. The body shots are $4.00 and are basically an extended "wollar for a dollar" dance and at the end you get a body shot from a test tube a nice touch. Admission is $7.00 and beer is $4.50 a piece
The women in there were HOT (thank god for L.S.U.) I would say they averaged a 5-9 range with no clear 10's. I would rate this club as 7 because of high cost for dances and beer. It is a very good club and I would return if I was in the area.

Entered the club shortly after 330pm, notr real bsuy, but I will tell you that the girls that were working were all 8-9's, and very friendly. Sat at the bar, the bartender she was a looker and very friendly, the shot girl came by and topped the bartender. A dancer, Sophia, came by, a pure 9, very friendly full of conversation and compnay, not big time hustle, what a relief. Sophia took the stage for a three song set, tipped her on stage and came back and said thanks. I had to run to the airport and pick up someone, but I would have stayed longer....headed back this evening...will update. Per the Valet, extras not available and indicated that he did not know if any of the dancers were players outside the club...

This place was okay. Girls were pretty but not fully nude. Most of them were 7s. And only table top dances. Went there with a buddy of mine and it seems like a lot of college kids were in there. You have to pay for valet parking and there is an enterance fee.

I found this club different than what I am used to, but reasonably satisfying.

The club is located in a safe high-end new development in Baton Rouge and looks like a typical "high class" gentlemen's club. It's a dollar to park your car yourself, $7 to get in, plus the receptionist strongly suggested that I leave her a tip.

Inside, the club is a little small but richly appointed. I drank two diet Cokes at $3.75 each. Beer is more.

There are three catergories of women at the club. First, the stage dancers who dance topless. They will also provide no contact table dances. They use an elevated platform when dancing at your table, which discourages even incidental contact.

Then there are the "shot girls". The shot girls will lap dance and provide you a shot of liquor. Downstairs they will remain clothed when they do this. In the VIP room, the shot girls will strip to a bra and thong but will not lap dance topless.

Finally there are the regular cocktail waitresses.

The night I was there, I found the topless dancers to be uninspiring a mix of 6's and 7's at best. One of the girls displayed a very bad silicone job. The dancers looked bored and danced mechanically.

Two of the three shot girls working were very nice - sexy young coed types. I took one of them, named Cheyanne, up to a VIP room which was nice and secluded. She did a fabulous half hour lap, (very, very sexy) while dressed in a Victoria's Secret bra and tiny thong. If she was topless or nude, I would have rated this club a "9" instead of a "7".

Be aware, that pricing in this club can be a little shady. The base price of my trip to the VIP was $185. I told Cheyanne that I would have to hit the ATM. Mysteriously, the ATM was broken. To put the visit on plastic, the club intended to charge a 20% surcharge. I refused to go VIP under these circumstances. Management then changed their mind and did not apply the surcharge. I didn't appreciate having to negotiate like this for an evening of fun.

Too, the pricing system at this club is complex and detailed - another sign of potential ripoffs. I must say, however, that my VIP experience was most pleasent.

Finally there was another odd thing about this club. The cocktail waitresses were absoloute knockouts - one being an outright "10". Too bad they were not doing any dancing.

$1.00 to park $7.00 cover $4.25 beer went on friday pm had a penthouse dancer.A lot of dancers or pretty lsu coeds they do two songs sets. the club has a nice decour one main stage with lots of tables and a bar on both sides.girls will mingle dances or $20.00 and done on a stool no contact. not a bad place but a little pricey

I went here last night(thursday) about 8PM. Much more action than the last time I was here, and alot more girls. Table dances are $15 with nearly no contact. Some girls wear pasties and some don not. Alot of silicone and not many good silicones as far as I could see. The DJ was not so much of a pain as the last time I visited but maybe that was because there were so many more customers. No comparison to the Houston clubs but it is safe and clean and the girls i talked to were very pleasant. Too bad Louisiana won't loosen up.