the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Wow, this place is really hard to find. I'd like to be able to give you all better directions, but I'll have to go back and take notes to do it. It's right off the highway (I24), hidden under an overpass as people have said, but the street it's on, despite the high numbers, is quite short, and the section with Stephanie's Cabaret doesn't connect with the part (on the other side of the highway) that has the horrid Wild Things and Playhouse. Took me an hour and a half to find the place once I got to Paducah.

Was it worth it? I don't know. I want to go back at least once more, hoping the dancers will be better and partly for the adventure of finding it. I had dances with one dancer, and I'll say this, I only left because I ran out of money. So that's a good sign, right? All the dancers were thin, not ugly and not pretty. Would not turn you head if you saw them on the street. The one I got dances from was very friendly, in the sense of down to earth friendly, and sexy because of her personality more than her looks. Good grind, I didn't see any signs saying no touch but the lap dance place is out in the open and I wasn't getting any go-ahead signs from the dancer so I didn't try.

The dancers ran the gamut here. There were a few real hotties and some you wouldn't want to get near.

A couple skany girls were agressive and came offstage asking for tips even if you showed no interest.

There were a couple really nice girls slim and trim and athletic in the lap dance area.


Lap dances were very good. Lots of contact and they "breathe" on you. Had some very good times. Not bad. I'd go back

Visited Stephanie's Friday afternoon. This club opens at noon and there were two dancers present. Both were 4-5 range. Stage dances were okay. One dancer was very flexible with good pole technique. 2 for 1 dances were frequent. 3 for 1 was also offered. Dances were $25. VIP section was in corner of club on couches. Good contact with dancers. Beer and wine were served.
If I ever return to Paducah, I will visit this club.

Stephanies. $5 cover, $3 bottled beer
Dances $25, but the 2 for 1 special runs so frequently that it is the only way to go. The girls are for the most part very cute, and very friendly to talk with. Although the conversation can be very nice, the girls do try to sell the $7 drinks, and the waitress will be by often to ask you. The night I went was midweek, so not many customers but quite a few girls. Stage tips are nicely received and fun ... not sure why so many guys did not give it up. The set is 2 songs, and the DJ seemed to be cutting them short, which kinda hurts the 2 for 1 value. I felt bad that I saw very few dances happen, and even worse when I heard that $10 of the $25 goes to the house in addition to the fee charged to come to work. A few minor tweaks and this place would be a goldmine for everyone. Start with $10 dances and less of a cut for the house, and they dance area would be a whole lot busier. In the end, the girls were so sweet, and many were very nice to look at that I would definitely return.

had a chance to visit this club on a tuesday night...small, but comfortable club, somewhat hard to find, almost right under a bridge. The staff and dancers are a goodtime, drinks prices are reasonable. However, on this night, of the 7 dancers working, I would rate 5 of them a 3 or less, one a 5 and the best one was a hottie. So, in my great wisdom, I hung out with the hottie, Daisy. She made the night a great time and I will definitely make a trip back to see her again

This club is quite small and the atmosphere is okay. They serve only beer and the ladies are topless. The girls are a decent mix. There's some decent girls and a couple of pretty hot ones. There are also some not so hot girls. Overall, I would visit again. The girls aren't too pushy though they are pretty friendly. There is an older dancer there that kept trying to convince me to get a couch dance but I wasn't interested. The other firls were better. I got a couple of dances. For a "no touch" club the dances were pretty hot. I went a couple of weeks ago and it was pretty fun. I got there early and its was slow but picked up later on. I would recommend if you are in the area.

Was in on a Saturday night around 11. Around a dozen girls working. Two very nice looking girls(9's), most of the rest average.
Got laps from the two 9's good contact but no touching. Pleasent place with cheap beer. Laps were 2 for $25.

I've stopped in at this club many times over the last 8 years when passing through Paducah. The initial impression has not always been good (dancer quality). I've usually ended up staying to unwind with a few beers, and then some decent entertainers come along. Cover is 5 bucks, and beer prices are low. Barkeeps and staff have always seemed friendly. Dancer quality ranges pretty widely from 3 to 8. There is a single stage and usually just one dancer at a time. They do the 2 for 1 $25 lap dance offer every few minutes. When I look away from a dancer I'm not interested in they aren't pushy. Once you're taliking with a girl the waitress will try to hit you for a dancer drink. I hate the dancer drink hustle and last time I just said no. I expained it to the girl and tipped her a 5. As to laps, you can't touch the girls. There are rows of couches on the west side of the club and comfortable. Quality of gridage has varied over the years. Not a great club, but as long as expectations are low it usually is more positive than negative. Last time it was Ashley at this club. The lap wasn't that great, but she was cute as a button and did it with her smile and conversation.

I visited this club on a Monday night so things may have beenunusually slow. 8 ladies, only 1 above a 6. Her name was Sandra. She gave a lap dance with a lot of friction topless. Several signs said no touching and this seemed to be the rule while I was there. Not really comparable to Houston or Atlanta clubs. but then again it is Paducah.

Returned to this club the Fri. of Memorial Day weekend. Walked in at around 6. No one was at the front door, but I could see a woman with a lot of facial piercings wave me to come in. The place looked dead and no one dancing. I paid the $5.00 cover and had a beer. Fair price on the beer at $2.75.
A single stage surrounded by chairs and couch areas nearer the walls. The couches are fairly private while visible from the main floor. A couple girls offered company, but not too attractive and I passed. They were doing the dancer drink thing and I passed on buying one of those.
Then closer to 7:00 the owner came in. The people working stopped visiting amoung themselves and girls started dancing. Then the evening shift entertainers started arriving. Way way better if only about 4 more attractive girls. (I'd had about 5 beers by then and everyone was looking better, but the night shift was way better.) No problem getting attention at the tip rail since so few customers. Odd though, one tall natural girl with a great body was there with her young boyfriend, or so it appeared. He averted his eyes when she danced and then they sat and smoked together. She asked me if I wanted a 2 for 1 $25.00 lap dance and I'm wondering how good an experience that can be with her male friend sitting right there. I pass. Another girl, an 8 I'd say, makes the same offer and I go.
No touching rule here meaning you can't use your hands. The lapdance was good though with plenty of grindage.
All in all not great club that night. The place was so dead with few patrons. I had the pregnant african american with blond dye job checking my drink status. Didn't enjoy the music much. You can do decent here on private dance, but overwise poorly done.

She had "Christian" tattooed just below her waist. She put the indelible mark in this tender spot in memory of a lost friend, but she found an unexpected pleasure in the reaction of boys who saw it. Since she works in a strip club quite a few have seen it, but only a select few have viewed it in the intimate way that could make it a spiritual experience. Sandra was a real diamond-in-the-rough in an otherwise uninspiring club. This is a local club with "girl next door" types that run the gamut from girls that really shouldn't take their clothes off in public to Sandra, a cute enthusiastic blond with a remarkable tattoo.

This place has been renamed Stephanie's Cabaret, apparently after the owners NEW wife. The cover was $5 with a two (reasonably priced) drink minimum. This is a local club that is poorly lit and has no atmosphere. The music varied from bad rock/techno to country. It's a little hard to find. If you take exit 11 from I24 and go toward Paducah, turn right at the junction with 60. The club is immediately on the right, almost under the overpass. I wouldn't advise going out of your way to visit.