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October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

I've been to the Outhouse twice in the past month. Sun-Thur from 7pm (opening) until 10pm, they have 2 for 1 dances...meaning 2 for 20$ or $10/piece. The rest of the time the dances are $20, which i won't pay...anywhere...for four minutes. Anyway, each time, it was early...around 7:30pm...I found, the first time, a hot, hot, little blonde and got 4 dances from her. Very nice...sexy...lots of grinding. I must say I was impressed. The stage show hasn't changed...get on the stage on your back and they will basically 69 you for a buck or two...good stuff.

The second time, more of the same but with a different sweetie. I believe both visits were on Sunday. There were limited dancers. If you want the best variety, wait til later and go on a Thur/Fri/Sat, but beware of bachelor parties, college groups, etc. This bar is BYOB...you can bring cooler or whatever anytime...

Have fun...a pretty awesome place...one on the most unique bars in the area...along with the Sasnak and Paradise in Topeka and Lawrence...

This place has gone downhill over last year or so. I used to love going to the Outhouse, in spite of its remote location and spartan furnishings. But maybe it was just the evening. I do know that the weekends are much busier than weekdays. Arrived here on a Thursday around 7:30 PM. There were only six dancers, but for the most part fairly attractive and good mileage. The dancers didn't start dancing on stage until 9 or so. I stayed until 10 PM when the nightly 2 for 1 special came off. All in all, a disappointing experience.


I came here at opening and all that was there was a bunch of loud girls who did not act very sexy. Some were black and some were white but they all were yelling and one was farting while they all laughed. I left. Nothing turns me off more than homely girls acting like little boys. I used to rate this club very high but now I have to see some improvements on this board before I will go back. Nothing else seemed to change. But I'll be damned if I'll go lay down for them to tip me when they have explosive gas.

My buddy and I showed up last Tuesday night at about 7:40 pm. The club opens at 7:00 and we were the first customers. Paid the $15 cover and brought in our cooler. They started the music and the first dancer started her set. Started out by laying down on the stage and giving up the first of many $1 tips. Damn,what a view. Lap dances are 2/1, $10 each until 10:00 and I think that I got 2 dances each from all of them.Some were better then others, but they were all good. My fav was from Peaches.
It was about an hour until other customers started showing up and we had to share the ladies. Being a tight ass with my money, the $10 dances were a hell of a deal and I will be back for the discounted lappers.

One world of warning. Last March I had my pocket picked while my mind was on something else during a dance in their VIP. So be careful with the green stuff.

Stopped by on a Thursday, and it was pretty slow. There were several ladies that are quite adept at the dance, and a lot fun to watch. I usually spend quite a bit of time watching the stage show before jumping into a private dance or two. I spent a few dances with one of the more goth looking girls, and while she went on stage, one of the black girls started trying to hassle a dance out of me. I kindly explained I was waiting for the girl on stage and she started accusing me of being a racist when I said I wasn't interested. I can't stand that kind of attitude, especially when I've been having a great time with one of the other girls. It kind of turned me off to the experience the rest of the night. They also used to do 2-4-1 dances, but I think they stopped doing that. Used to be a pretty good value, and a lot of fun, but now attitudes and value seemed to slide a bit. I may give it another shot in the future, but I'll probably try my luck elsewhere next time.

I like to stop in on roadtrips passing through Kansas, and this was my first time in nearly a year, and my first time on a Saturday night. I got in around 1AM, which was fine -- it was still a little too busy for my tastes. There was a limo and a bus parked out front and it appeared that there were at least two large bachelor parties present. Very packed and crowded, although it started to slow a little bit after I arrived. Normal closing time is 2AM, and on Friday and Saturday it is 4AM.

I didn't pay a cover. Don't know if I should have or not, but there was no one on the door.

It's a BYOB juice bar place, and there must have been a dozen of those roller coolers in there. Lots of college students it seemed, and plenty of female patrons, too.

Dancers ranged from 6 to 9 in looks, with a wide range. In the past I've liked the goth dancers here, but didn't really see any this time. One with excessive tattoos, but not too goth. Mostly skinnier, younger college-type girls, but a few curvier ones, too. All white that I saw.

The nude VIP room was getting a work out, I suppose because it was so crowded (I spent my first 15-20 minutes there standing). I prefer the topless main room lap dances as they're cheaper at $20, I'm not shy, and they're hands on. I understand it's no touching when the girls are nude.

Got three dances from one girl named Sydney who is experienced (Penthouse and Hollywood clubs in East St. Louis) but her first night at the Outhouse. She was friendly, enthusiastic, and seemed to really enjoy the dances. She admitted it was a very different experience from other places she's worked. It's really more like a wild frat party than a yuppie upscale gentleman's club. I like both, personally, but be aware what you're getting into here, too.

It is really in the middle of no where so be sure you have good directions.

Stopped Wed & Thursday nights last week for the 2-4-1’s. The bad news is they are back to running the 2-4-1’s only from opening at 7:00 until 10:00, not knowing that I had arrived after 8:30 on Wednesday so only had a short visit. Dancer quality was pretty mixed, with 3-4 real gems but more that just didn’t do it for me. Thursday I arrived shortly after 7:00 to find a good number of dancers, but lower overall quality (lots of plastic, tattoo’s, piercing, and just "fuglies", and just not hot girls, but there were also several that were very lap worthy. Value here is great with two very long songs of full T/A contact and full grind for just $20. The $15 entry fee is soon recovered with the BYOB and no dancer drinks. I didn’t try the VIP, but may next time; cost is an added $10 nightly entry fee, plus 2-4-1’s at $30, and are reportedly full nude with full T/A touch & grind. I continue to like this dumpy little place for the dance quality and value. Silly Old Bob



This is my first time ever to a BYOB club. First, the good stuff. The door fee was $15, which may sound hefty at first, but you bring in your own drinks. If you're planning on staying at the club for a while, this will save you money from the traditional clubs that over charges for drinks. The girls will allow you to touch under their own direction though, so don't let your hands wonder off too much. Most of the girls had pretty nice bodies. Which will lead to the not so good stuff about this club. Most of the girls were butta'faces. Go at night, get a little drunk (make sure you bring a DD, of course), and the girls faces wouldn't be a big problem. The club is in the middle of nowhere! I couldn't find the bathroom, but they allow urinating outside in the back. Kind of wierd, but at least the the air will smell better than what I would imagine what the bathroom would smell like in that shack of a place.

Overall, this is a good place for a bachelor's party or with a big group, but I wouldn't revisit on my own time.

The girls can be a little hit or miss, but it's hard to beat the value of this little spot.

It's only $15 to get in ($5 on Mondays I think) and $10 to get a VIP bracelet. When lots of clubs charge $20 just to get in and VIP fees after, you're already way ahead. Next... it's BYOB and no drink minimums. In fact, if you don't bring your own beverage all they have is a vending machine so no more pressure or loot. Which brings us to the dances. Every dance price includes TWO SONGS. You heard me right, two. $10 gets you a full contact lap on the dance floor. $20 slips you into the VIP area for a couple full contact topless dances. But for me the $30 nude no holds barred bump and grind (OK, so there is actually one no touch rule) is unbeatable.

All the girls I've seen there are good looking. Want a "10" hottie? Go somewhere else. Want bedroom eyes from the cute co-ed that just moved into your apartment building? You'll find 'em in spades. Saying there is no hustle would be like saying there are no virgins at a bishop's convention. There's gonna be some bad apples, but this is definately one of the more laid back clubs I've been to. This is certainly not one of Lawrence's flashier clubs. The fixtures are spartan. The jukebox is filled with a good deal of cliche "fuck me" hip-hop, and we could all get into a quality vs. quantity argument, but I think if you'll spend a few visits (an affordable prospect) to find yourself a "regular" dancer who is more than happy to share her schedule that you can still have a lot of fun.

If I had one complaint about The Outhouse, it would be the size of their VIP. VIP dances can get much more intense once you have a dancer that trusts you. I've had everything from a little S&M from my favorite there to one one that let me lick her... but never when the VIP is full. And with room for only 3, sometimes I have to wait a bit for these special favors.

I stopped by this place on a tuesday night about 11pm, during a whirlwind trip of Lawrence clubs. The place itself is in the middle of nowhere, but it is the only building that is lit up at night so it is easy to spot. Inside the place is not your typical "Gentleman's Club". It's actually not even a bar. It's a BYOB juice bar, with the only refreshment being a combination pop/snack machine. Entry is $15, and you have to give $1 to the jukebox tip jar once and hour or you get the boot. Seriously. There are signs telling you this when you walk in and the manager also tells you. giving the dancers $$ on stage involves laying down and having the girls hover over your face with the kitty. Sometimes they'll grab your package as well, lift your shirt, and do other things. If this is how you like to tip the dancers on stage then I'd recommend it. That's not really my thing, though. Dances on stage are totally nude, with lots of kitty exposure. VIP dances are held in a small rooom to the right of the door. It's decently private, but only fits about 3 people. Dances are $30 for two, totally nude, mutual touch. No touching of the kitty (naturally). The place leaves a lot to be desired in terms of looks. Chairs are hard office type ones, mostly with the padding missing from the back. One thing other reviews have pointed out that I'd have to agree with is that the dancers do tend to ignore you. As I drove from Kansas City to get there I spent some time to see what would happen, but even when guys tipped heavily on stage, once the songs were done the girls would sit with their regulars. The night Iwas there there were three girls working - Karma, a goth tattooed white girl; Legs, a tall mized black/white girl and Alexis, a black girl. All were hot in that girl next door kind of way. I wanted a dance with karma, but she absolutely ignored all the guys in the place, even when the guys dwindled down ot only myself and one other (and no, I'm not a huge ugly monster. I'm a decent looking guy, especially compared to the one other guy left!). I did finally get some conversation with Legs, who was very nice and low pressure. We talked for a while and then I got a dance. She told me that some girls push the limits in the VIP but that she gave a "classy" fantasy type performace. I don't usually go for the "extras" so this was fine with me. The laps were enjoyable and she seemed to be into it, so a couple extra points there. One more thing - a big group of guys came in about midnight and one of them, at the time iwas leaving (about 1:30) was complaining to the manager about the girls not paying attention to anyone but the regulars. He told the manager they could make a lot more money if they didn't ignore people. He was a good looking guy and sounded like he had some $$$ to spend...overall, it might be decent but the ignoring didn't work for me.

My first visit was last week. I thought I would give it a try because based on some of the reviews it sounded as if the girls could get a little frisky. The location is kind of strange, if you have never been be prepared to think you are lost. The place is located down dirt roads between some farmhouses. The girls working the night I was there had way too many tatoos for my taste. Lap dances are reasonable in price but the attitude from the one I tried was poor. To be honest I knew before I agreed to the dance but after driving forever to get there I figured I had to try one. Should have cut my losses and just left.

I stopped in after giving up on the Flamingo earlier. Maybe I caught it on a bad night, but too many of the dancers seemed only interested in the money. One of the dancers was clearly stoned on something and I regret asking her for a dance. On the other hand, it only takes one dancer to enjoy a visit, and I found one. I went to the VIP, which features nude dancing with the chosen one for tonight, and she was hot. I think she did more than is supposed to be allowed. If she wasn't there, this would have easily been my worst experience with the Outhouse, but she was, so I give it a 7.

Stopped by on a busy Sat night after getting nowhere in the Paradise. It was after 2am, the place was literally standing room only. Even the VIP area was crowded, you had to wait for a dance. Luckily I found the right girl, a black girl with an amazing stage show. I went back in the VIP, all dances are fully nude and 2 for 1. On busy busy nights I never expect anything extra, but this girl grabbed everything she could through the pants, and grinded hard until completion. She told me to come back on a wed when it's slower to see her, and I most definitely will!

This place has really gone downhill and is as bad as it gets. I used to love going to the Outhouse, in spite of its remote location and spartan furnishings. But maybe it was just the evening. Arrived here on a Tuesday around 7:30 PM. There was only one dancer, overweight with a strange attitude and bad breath. I stayed until 9 PM because the club insisted that additional dancers were on their way, but they hadn't shown up by the time I left. All in all, a very disappointing experience.

When doing a cross country drive along I-70, I like to time an overnight stop in Lawrence in order to stop at the Out House. It's hard to find, so get your directions ahead of time and persevere. It's in the middle of no where, literally, over train tracks and unpaved roads. Bring your own beer/alcohol. Half price $10 dances if you go on weeknights before ten pm. No DJ -- jukebox. The ATM had some huge surcharge so get your cash before you go. My experiences have been uniformly positive. The most recent trip was one of the better ones.

Stages are nude, no touch tipping but in your face looks. Laps are nude and more expensive (not recommended) or topless with ample hands on touching but not the g-string. It's a mix of girl types, most attractive. A few goth/tattoed types. A few exotic racial mixes. A lot of busty midwestern pale types.

The girls will go around once in a while to get tips from guys not going stageside.

One of the girls was a bit drunk, rowdy, and a little out of control and obnoxious. Drank my friend's whisky straight from the bottle when he was in the bathroom. Got talked to a few times.

It's a little on the sleazy, backwoods side, not the cleanest place, and not a classy gentleman's club, but some hot girls with decent prices and decent attitudes. I've always had a good time.

Stopped by on a Wed. night apparently just after opening for the night. It was really slow ( I think there was one other customer ), so the girls weren't dancing on stage. After a couple more folks showed up, the girls got up on stage and started dancing. Interesting concept, where they let you lay down on stage and the girls will dance 6" from your nose - giving you a great view of their naughty bits. Spent most of the evening w/ a girl named Jaden (I think). Fiery little Hawaiian girl - very sexy. She was quite pushy about going to the VIP room, and I did appreciate the totally nude lapdance :). But I would stick to the floor where the dances are 2-4-1. There were some other girls there that kept butting in, one in particular that was really gross - looked like she'd run through the ringer. I'm sure she was all hopped up on something and the drugs had taken their toll on her body. Other than that I had a pretty good time & spend a lot of money!

I left the Paradise Saloon (see review) and arrived here about 7:30 as did not want to miss the 2-4-1's, after paying $15 admission, I found only one other customer and was told only 2 dancers, the stage was not even lit at the time. The weather was bad, rain mixed with freezing drizzle predicted, and it was Sunday night which both limited the crowd. The doorman said several dancers had cancelled due to the weather and they were calling others in that lived closer, I considered getting a refund and leaving, but decided to give it a try. With my arrival one dancer did go to the stage and the other came over to sit with me. After the two song set, the DJ announced a break song, the other customer & I each took a dancer and did the 2-4-1 with no one on stage. After 2-3 songs, the DJ called my girl to stage so I did a set with the other dancer. Laps continue to be full grinding, full unlimited access to T&A, and full long songs. During this time two Spanish speaking customers came in but set at a far wall and did not want dances, and a group of about 3 oriental customers sat close to the stage but also declined Lap Dances. Since both paying customers had done each dancer, it was a little boring and the two girls disappeared for a few minutes. Both girls were very lap worthy, but both had more Tattoos' and some piercings which are not personally appealing to me. I left after about an hour to return to the Paradise. I asked about a refund or credit for a return on Monday, but didn't get anywhere and said I likely wouldn't be back. But as a weak willed soul, I did give the OH another try on Monday, arriving about 8:00 to find only 3 girls, and no customers. I considered leaving, but the better of Sunday's girls convinced me to stay. I immediately had Charlie on my lap for two super long songs and asked that she send her friends. I did one set with the second don't remember her name; then did two sets with Sydney, then another 2 sets with Charlie. I had a dancer on my lap the entire 1½ hr, with out another single customer or anyone taking the stage (no reason as on one to tip anyway). The GOOD NEWS is that signs are posted that ALL dances are 2-4-1 ($10 for 2 no touch, $20 for two touch, or $30 for 2 VIP nude), and stated to contact the management if anyone tried to exceed the pricing. Another sign by the men's restroom said "new management" and "Coming this winter" - No Cover charge. It sure seemed to be winter to me, but I could not get a discount on the Cover even with the lack of dancers. I give this place the benefit due to very good dancer quality, superior Lap Dances, 2-4-1 pricing, and full long dance songs. I didn't penalize the rating for only having 2-3 girls due to the weather, but do note that PS did not have any problem getting adequate numbers of girls to work. I am very pleased with the change to 2-4-1's all the time and look forward to the change in the cover charge, I'm sure they will need something to offset so doubt that it will really be a savings. I continue to be amazed at the Lawrence clubs and hope to get back soon. Silly Old Bob



The Outhouse is still pretty much as it always is. Which in my case is a recipe for my favorite club. Reveiwers can complain about it being out in the middle of nowhere, disgusting restrooms and spartan surroundings, but that is really not why I go to a club. It's the women, girls, ladies, whichever you prefer. Some of the long serving ladies are gone, but quite a few are still there. There is a fair mix of new faces whenever I visit, which in my case adds to the interest. When I first started visiting, I allowed myself to be talked into going to the VIP section. I personally never felt the experience was worth the extra expense as compared to the floor experience. On my last several visits I rarely see the VIP section used, and the ladies rarely suggest the option. Since I'm not able to stay much past the 2 for 1 cutoff or attend on the weekend, there may be more VIP action then. Still my favorite place. Will continue to return.

The Outhouse is a seriously bangin place. The girls are way above average and the number of dancers seems to be adjusted perfectly for the average number of customers for each day of the week. The fact that they provide full nude lap dances is what sets this place apart from anywhere else you could go. The downside is that it will cost you for this privilage. It's $30 bucks a dance and the cover is anywhere from $15 to $25 bucks. The quality of girls though more than makes it worth it if you have the cash to drop. There is a little something for everyone. They do a great job of covering all their bases with the girls. No matter what flavor of female gets you going, you will find her ready to go.

This is the best strip club in Lawrence hands down in my opinion. There are probably 4-5 REAL standout girls that I swear could walk right off the stage and into a Victoria Secret catelog and in most clubs you are lucky to find 1 that has that extra something. If you've never been, you must go. If you have the money to spend, going anywhere else is simply a waste.

I don't go to strip clubs for aesthetics - I go for quality girls who know how to dance and actually are willing to work for the money. The OutHouse fits the bill to a "T."
The girls will talk to you, sit on your lap, and eventually get down to business, but no pressure. And there are always a few lookers. Many of them dance very well. Missy is my favorite - amazing body and super-nice woman.
The VIP could use a facelift, as only some beads on strings separate you from the rest of the club. But it is definitely worth a visit. Though fully nude is overrated, it is definitely a nice visual!

The Out House is basically in a corn field East of Lawernce. I found it without too much trouble by following a couple of cars that seemed to be heading down a country road out of town. The club is small and not too well appointed. The stage is low and I gather that patrons can lay on the stage and get full face views of the snatch. The bar tender lays out the rules when you come in - touching is allowed everywhere except the snatch, no sticking your tounge out, etc. Dances are available at your table ($10 - topless), out in the central club area, or for a $10 fee you can get a wrist band for the "VIP" area. I put it in quotes because it is a poor excuse for the moniker VIP. It is a small corner with a bead curtain and benches on two walls that have the upholstry coming off. I had one dance there and the girl asked to move to the other bench because the tearing upholstry was scratching her legs. Dances here are fully nude ($30) with good contact. The songs are full length and the girls ger naked right away. Everyone here seemed friendly and eager to please. It was slow the night I went - maybe 8 girls and an equal number of guys. The girl I talked to said they werent doing stage dances because there were not enough customers or girls. The girls I saw were cute and I had a "VIP" dance from the cute blonde I talked to.

Stopped by the Outhouse on the 27th of August. Still BYOB and still hot chicks everywhere. Had a lapdance from Amber and she was great. Get to touch everything but the kitty. Great tits. Music is a bit loud but not annoying. $15 to get in on weekdays and $20 to get in on weekends. Much better than Flamingos. KU is starting up soon and I'm sure a lot more hotties will be coming to work here soon like they always do. I will return to the Outhouse soon!!!

I stopped by the Outhouse a couple of times the last several weeks, both times on Wednesday nights. Lots of familiar faces and several new ones both nights. Earlier trip had a couple of great dances from Sugar and Leah. I was looking to get dances from Abby and Dylan, but both stayed busy with other patrons. The night was getting late so had to leave. Two weeks later decided to return. Had a great time all around. Got dances from Amber, Angel, Bree, Danni and Mercedes. Those were the names I remember. Had a really good time. Took advantage of the 2 for 1 dances and a couple at regular price. Looking forward to going back.

I only get to this club a few times a year. I was last in on a Wednesday and the selection was very poor. As soon as I had sat down, a dancer came over and started hustling me. Nothing turns me off more than to have zero time to settle in. Ended up getting a few dances in the VIP with the only good looking girl in the club. Fridays and Saturdays and by far the best times to go, but can get very crowded. These night girls from KC make the trip over and greatly increase the gene pool.

Haven't been here for a couple of years, but stopped in on a road trip. $15 cover. ATM has a $100 limit, $8 charge. Juice bar, bring your own alcohol. Quality of girls was mixed, but with a few very cute dancers. Topless dances are in the main room, $20 a song, without too much pressure for extra tips, etc. Haven't done the nude private VIP dances for $30. Nude stage dances and tips are usually made by laying on the stage with the $1 in the mouth and a close look is given when it's retrieved. The topless dances are good two-way contact, at least outside the g-string, and the girls are friendly and sit around and talk. Did have some minor problems with a couple of dancers being drunk and a little out of control. Overall I'm happy to continue to stop here when the logistics are right. Be aware you should get good directions in advance because the club is not easy to find and involves driving through empty fields and off paved roads.

Went here on a Tuesday night around 10PM. Only 3 customers in when I entered ($15 cover, BYOB). Most of the girls were huddled around a regular so got approached by two girls who were working for the first time at the club. Both worked at other clubs in Junction city. Not bad overall, but not my type. Nice enough and more than willing to just sit and chat since the place was empty. $30 LDs for 2 songs, but I didn't try any since I didn't know what I would get. Probably wouldn't come back.

My farewell visits to my Midwest HAH (home away from home). Same low-rent layout, small tables and chairs, one small VIP area (extra $10 to get in, $30 dances) that could get awfully crowded in a hurry. Hit the Outhouse my last 3 nights in town, just had to make sure I saw as many of the honeys who have given me such great memories over the past year. They made driving an hour to a small building in the cornfields was totally worthwhile! Props to my ATF- Tera; next tier- Dylan, Mimi, Beth (retired, wish her the best!), Whitney, and Ashley; next tier- Lea, Nadia, Allie, Missy, Abby, Angel, McKenzie (moved on, wish her the best!), Paige, Lilith, and Josie; and all the others I haven't mentioned! I'm glad I moved over 5,000 miles away, they were driving me broke! The best in the Midwest! I've only been to a small handful of clubs that were more out of control then this one!

I was in town last week, and had to stop for the 2-4-1's at the Outhouse. This place never disappoints, just sometimes are a little better than others. This night (Wednesday) had at least 15 dancers, all very lap worthy. All give full access to T&A, and all gave great grinding dances. Every one got their clothes off and on your lap immediately or before the song began, and didn't quit until well after the song ended, and no short songs. Great value at 2 for $20. Dancer quality was very good, most young & natural, a couple more experienced, but no oldies or fatties. Stage show is full spread, nothing is hidden. The place is run down, in the middle of no where, and has a $15 cover charge. But, I go for the girls not the building, and they are beautiful, plentiful, playful, and economical. BYOB and no hustle for dancer drinks more than offsets the cover charge. The only thing that keeps this from a 10 rating is the lack of benches or booths for quiet snuggle time between dances. It's also easy to fly through the bankroll with the constant parade of dancers, even at the 2-4-1 rate. Silly Old Bob

So, I went to the Outhouse last night and I'm pretty sure it was the greatest night of my life. Hands down it is the greatest strip club in the country. The girls were as hot as they come, there were 23 working last night and probably 20 of them were 7's or above...seriously! Maybe it's just me but I think any establishment that allows in outside booze (it's a BYOB club) and provides full hands-on completely nude lap dances is just the establishment for me. I am not a veteran club-goer but I'm definitely not a rookie, and I can honestly say that the only other place I've been that allows such in-your-face, ass grabbing, titty licking entertainment is the Hong Kong club in Tijuana, Mexico. I LOVE THE OUTHOUSE! Huge fan!

I was at the Out House last Thursday. I'm only able to stop by a few times each year. I was disappointed that the selection of girls wasn't what I expected for a Thursday night. School was out and it was going into a holiday weekend, so that may have played into it.

All of the guys that were in the club when I got there had paired off with dancers, so I was the only "available" guy. And I just got hounded for dances by the other girls. Sometimes twice durign the same song. This early attention really turns me off.

I don't think there were any girls that were "8"s. Diffinately not higher than that. But every club has an off night and I left early too. 9:30. What I like about the club, when there is a hot girl, if you get a VIP dance from her, you're guaranteed that she will get naked. And because it is the Out House, you know you can fondle her boobs all through the dance. See if you can get a deal at two dances for $50.

This is quite possibly the most overrated club I have ever been to. I travel a lot so I have seen quite a few clubs. First the negatives, the club is difficult to get to. I actually thought I was lost even though I was given good directions. The club really is a dump, a far cry from other high rated clubs. The guy next to me give me a beer because there is some silly rule about alcohol in the club. It cost way to much to get in. Most of the girls were not above a 6. The VIP experience was a rip-off. I hate armbands. The bathroom was dirty. Now for the positives, the mileage was decent for this area. The girls encouraged play with their titties. One girl must have been a student because she stood out from the other girls. Most of the girls were friendly and the place wasn't very crowded.

Went to The Outhouse on a Sunday evening around 7:30PM. I was the only customer there for at least an hour before a couple of others showed up. Needless to say, I got a lot of attention. This continues to be one of the best places for mileage. 2-for-1's for $20 and touching everywhere but the g-string. There were about 5 or 6 women working that night and ranged from 5-7 and there was one that was quite wild who enjoyed spreading her legs, nude, on stage and penetrating her pussy. I had never seen that before at the club. Made for an interesting evening.

Went there for a bachelor party and the place is not very big, especially when every dude in there brings a rolling cooler. It kinda tough to get around without tripping on all the coolers. Overall the girls were good with a couple of smoking hot chicks and few larger girls. Its a good time if you go not expecting a classy, clean palce. The bathrooms are scary and place looks like a barn. Overall there were too many dudes packed in there but I'll bet the week nights are alot better. I'd recommend it if you were in the area.

My husband and I have gone to The Out House many times over the last 10-15 years. When we originally started going, they were one of the two 18 and over clubs.

Being a woman, I thought I would feel very out of place in a strip club as a patron. Fortunately this was not the case and I was welcomed pretty much instantly and I thouroughly enjoyed the lapdances I received.

The Out House is my Favorite pick in the area for strip clubs, beating out many of the strip clubs that are much closer to my home. While it is a little hard to find, I like that fact that it is a little off the beaten path.

The Out House continually has some of the best and hottest dancers around and we hope to be able to go again sometime soon.

This club is the best! Totally nude lap dances, and you can touch. This is the best club for getting your moneys worth. The location, although hard to find, is unique and gives the place character. The ladys are wonderful, and did I mention their beauty. These women work extra hard for their tips and give you a up close and personal veiw for a dollar on stage.
The ladys are all different race, age, and size giving customers at the outhouse a variety and upbeat experience. Best of all the outhouse is B.Y.O.B. No alcohol is served their, but customers are aloud to bring there own. This creates a fun, exciting, up-beat atmosphere. Fridays and Saturdays are packed while Sunday-Thursday can usually guarantee you a little one on one time with your favorite lady!

The HAH (home away from home) still rocks! Went in on a Saturday instead of the traditional Friday and found several favs that I haven’t seen in a while- Misti, tall enhanced brunette; Hadley, tall brunette who is a sweetie and has probably the best toned body in here after Beth; and Dylan, a petite blond spinner with b-cup enhancements. Dylan’s dances are always fantastic, tipping a wee bit from mischievous to devilish. I have to stop in soon on a weekday for another two-fer night!

Last stop on the Lawrence route and should have been the first and only stop! This place is absolutely in the middle of nowhere, but we found it easily. Busy place, bring your own beer and it looks like some hard liquor is allowed (I would check to be sure.) Many gals and they know they have to earn their tips. Quality Sound, Quality Chicks, Super Fun Atmosphere!!! Charged $20 to enter but it was way late. Probably more reasonable early on. If you have a designated driver you could have some unreal fun here. This could be a 10 if the cover was better and get rid of the several ghetto tracks we had to suffer through. Remember quility sound will get $$$$, ghetto noise will scare away $$$$!!! Recommended!!

First time here in about 3-4 years. Was disappointed at the quality of dancers. Seems like last time I was there the dancers were in the 8-10 range. This time, 5-8, at best. Was there on a Wednesday night, business was pretty slow but lots of girls. More dancers than customers. Had a nice visit with a young hottie named Abbie. Not the prettiest girl there but a very nice athletic body. Breasts a little small but nice. The LD are a good price from 7-10pm they are 2 for $20. Unfortunately, the LD are somewhat mechanical, same thing no matter which girl you choose or how many dances you have.

It is not an easy place to find if your not from the area. After a gravel section of the road found the club which is a shack. Went on a Tuesday and there was not a lot of patrons there. Cover is about $20. It is a byob club otherwise it is soft drinks. There is a stage at the end of the room and chairs around the wall and some table and chairs. Dancers dance and patron provide tips by lying on their back with the money in their teeth. There are lps available from the dancers. I left after about an half hour. Probably would go back .

I arrived a little after 7pm on a Thursday. There wasn't many people there and some of the dancers were just hanging out at a table. The place was dark and I was told there was a VIP room but didn't go in. I thought I would just hang out and check out a few dancers before getting a lap dance. I must have been there for 30 minutes before a few more people showed up and the dancers started working the floor. From my observations this looks to be a great regular spot because some of the dancers really paid close attention to a few of the guys. I met a nice dancer named Pandora. She was hot and gave me a great lap dance, I swear she was someone else at first because there was another dancer that could have been her twin.

Anyway a few of the dancers weren't my type but mostly 7 to 10's in looks. It was around 9 I met my 10, I dont recall her name unfortunately. But she was about 5' 10'', blond, great tits, and boy could she dance! We talked for a bit, about pandora, then her, friends w/benefits, and Jenna Haze. Wow what a fantacy girl she was! I enjoyed talking to her and asked for a 3 dance set. Boy I didn't regret it, she had this killer bend over backward move that was awesome! Lets just say I was completely satisfied. :) If I'm ever in that direction again "The Outhouse" is my new home.

I had a free night last Wednesday, so took a trip to Lawrence to visit the Outhouse. The number of customers through the night seemed much less than any previous visit. Many of the dancers affirmed that business has been slow for several days. The first dancer I was approached by was new to the club and I don't recall her name. After 2 dances she asked and I declined any more at that time. Then she stood at the table for about 10 seconds and then asked if I was ready for another dance. Again I declined and she wondered off. I was questioning whether it was a good night for a visit. Thank heaven the regulars started to stop by. I got dances from Beth, Amber, Lilith and Candy. All were very pleasant, with Candy continuing to move up the list of my favorites. I had talked to Dylan for a bit, but was not able to get a dance till pretty late in the night. Also got dances thru the night from Autumn, Maria and Macy, who I remembered from Club Sensations in Baxter Springs. All in all a very pleasurable evening.

This place is literally in the middle of nowhere. When you print up a map, make sure to note that the directions say unpaved roads... you're not lost... keep going. It is worth the trip though from the KC area. The girls range from 5s to 10s, but average more on the lower end. The reason I give this place better than average scores is because of the milage. Hands are allowed to roam everywhere but the kitty. I went in on a week night, just in time to take advantage of the 2for1 dances. After that deal was over, I think at about 10, the place seemed to clear out even though it wasn't that crowded to begin with. The place is a bit of a dump and the crowd is a bit rough, but well worth the trip.

Outhouse is my new HAH (home away from home) while I’m attending school in KS. The Sunday through Thursday 7-10pm 2-fer is a great bargain! VIP dances are $30 per song and a $10 entrance fee.Despite being smack dab in a wheat field, even the slow nights have a great mix of looks and personalities! Fridays and Saturdays usually become packed with girls and customers. Notables- Mandy, short enhanced blond; Mindy, petite curly brunette who usually wears only a tie and skirt; Candy, pageboy brunette with ehancements; Abby, tall skinny gothic redhead; beth very athletic blond with enhancements and washboard abs; and Misty, tall enhanced brunette.

Went by on a Thursday night for 2 for 1 dances and had a great time. The BYOB is great, you can take a cooler in and just relax. The ladies were all average to above average. I'll plan on returning. If you arnt familar with the area check with Google Maps the Outhouse is just a cinderbock building that sits out in the middle of a field. It definately makes my top 10 list.

Stopped Monday Oct 30th for the 2-4-1’s. Still $15 cover, but this is offset by BYOB & no dancer drink hustle. Ten dancers this night, and all were very lap worthy. Did 2-4-1’s with most of them, and no disappointments. A couple gave extra mileage, and a couple were just average, but even the poor LD’s ones are much better than 99% of the clubs I have tried. Only one set of bolt-on’s, and they were of excellent quality. Full contact of T&A is not only allowed, but encouraged. If you don’t grab-on right away, most will place your hands on the fun parts. Every dancer gave excellent grinding, and varied positions. The gold star this night goes to Shane, one of the sexiest dances I have ever received. Wish they opened a little earlier, and that the 2-4-1’s went later, you just can’t beat the value. Songs are full length, and there is no wasted time in getting undressed and on you lap. Most jump on your lap during the break song and encourage some preliminary fondling before the actual dance song begins. The negative, if there is one, is the burn rate is a little high. Nearly every dancer circulates the room after her stage set, and if you lap everyone the cost adds up. For pure physical contact with the largest number of quality dancers this place is hard to beat. Silly Old Bob

I stopped by for a visit at the Outhouse last Wednesday. Was a little better than average crowd for a Wednesday. Got dances from Amber, Dylan, Danni, Mimi, Candy, Abbie and Pandora. Atmosphere was friendly and laid back as usual. Enjoyed the evening very much. All the dancers I remember from previous visits. Stayed for a time after the 7-10, 2 for 1 dances. Cover was still $15 for admission. Hope to get back soon.

This continues to be one of the best strip clubs in the U. S. I subtract a point for the rather spartan exterior and interior of the club. Recently went on a Tuesday night. The ratio of girls to patrons was 1 to 1 which makes it a true buyer's market. Several of the dancers are in the 7-9 range. The mileage is second to none. If you buy a VIP pass, the woman of your choice will do a fully nude lap dance for $30 (but it can be negotiated if you are willing to buy more than one dance). If you are lucky, she will rub her pussy on your bare leg. Good idea to wear shorts.

Stopped in a couple of weeks ago. Was happy to see both Abbie and Danni were back after being gone for several months. Several new faces along with the regulars and semi-regulars. Rain no longer was working. Stayed for the 2 for 1 dances and a bit after 10 pm. Got dances from Dylan, Erica, Amber and several others whose names escape me. Enjoyed all. I still thing this is one of the friendliest clubs as far as dancer attitude in the area. Rarely is bitchiness a problem. Cover is still $15 Sunday thru Thursday and I believe $20 on Friday and Saturday. VIP area costs an additional $10 thru the week, not sure about weekend. Still a good place to visit to unwind. Usually different girls on different nights. Crowds have been hit or miss the last few times there. With gas prices down and KU starting up I'm sure the club dynamic will change.

Went to the Outhouse last week on a Wednesday night. Don't let the outside appearances fool you. This is still one of my all-time favorite strip clubs. The doorman was a little rough around the edges (as are a few of the dancers), but very friendly and laid back. 2-for-1 lap dances until 9 pm at $20 and the mileage is as good as it gets. Most of the women who work here have a very wild streak to them. You get the feeling that most really enjoy their job and it shows in their lap dances. For a $1 tip, you can lay down on the stage and the totally nude dancer will squat about an inch from your face. One of the advantages of being near-sighted!


Last night was my first visit in 2 years, and not much has changed in that time. However, this is the first time I went in the middle of the week, so it wasn't overcrowded. This place has lots of pretty girls and they seem to all be young college students, presumably from nearby KU. They really seem to go for the lesbo thing there, as any girl in the crowd is likely to be showing her titties to all interested onlookers. And if they do not have any girls there, they seem interested in making out amongst themselves. Which is something of a downer, because they could ask me for a dance instead, but it is a nice visual feast. Hell, this place can be the fall of Rome at times. I got myself a 2 girl dance and they were making out on my lap. It was freaky.

I've visited this club a few times, and it seems to have lost a little of it's luster. I went in early, to make sure I had a seat. It was $15 to get inside, unless you wanna spend the extra $10 for the VIP wristband. They were just getting started, so no girls were on stage. The few I saw walking around were nice, around 7-8's I'd say. There were just 2 or 3 girls that I could see at this point. It looked like they'd some some re-arranging. It's still BYOB, which is nice. I always come early enough to get 2-for-1 lap dances. They're still full contact, and the girls strip down to just a G-string. Lap dances are normally $20 each, but before 10pm they're 2 for 1. The girls that were there last night, didn't seem too interested in lap dances though. They kept bugging me to take me back to the VIP section. The dances in the VIP section are like 30 each, but they strip down fully nude when they give you your lap dance. Only thing is, you can't touch them when they're nude. In my opinion, VIP isn't worth it. extra 10 to get in, and an extra 10 per dance, and that's not figuring in the 2 for 1 price. I'd rather get 2 for 1 and get the full contact. I ended up leaving early, with most of the money I was planning on spending still in my wallet. I'm planning on going back and giving it another chance. Maybe, it was just a bad night. I hope so, because I always liked this place.

Great club. There are many girls on a week night, some of them quite good looking. On that particular week night, there were many girls and few customers. So you have a lot to choose from. Only a couple of girls were not worth it. Incidentally, one of them was the one who pressured for a dance. The two for 1 dances until 10 pm are a winner (20 for 2). No privacy though. Didn't try the VIP. The negatives are: no privacy, high cover, not open until 7pm. The positives are the great girls.

Bad news is that Chelsea is gone. Good news is that they still have the hottest girls and it's still byob. Went last Saturday, 22nd of July and it was packed but still had a good time with Amber. Going again in a couple weeks on Thursday.

I have reviewed this club two or three times already and have always given it very high marks. There was a time when I would make a very long drive to The Outhouse because my favorite dancer was there. So it is with some sadness that I give it a low score of 5.

I was the first customer on a recent Tuesday evening, arriving just as the doors were opened at 7:00 p.m. This is prime time because of the 2 for 1 special they have from 7 to 10 on Sundays through Thursdays. There were two really cute girls I wanted dances from. I even sat at their table. But after each had danced on stage (where I tipped each) they moved to the table of a regular to share the alcohol he had brought in. They never danced from him, or anyone else. I presume they were not making any money. One girl did offer to dance for me, but I wasn't interested.

Finally another girl sat with me and I ask her for a dance. She did not seem too enthused, but obliged. Remember this is during the 2 for 1 time frame. After the first dance she asked if I wanted to go to the VIP area where the 2 for 1 does not apply. She asked again after the second set of dances.

After three sets of dances I left.

There did not seem to be a lot of eargerness to provide dances during the 2 for 1 period.

Too bad.

Wow!!! What a unique club. I read the great reviews, but I had my doubts. The picture of the place didn't look too great. This place isn't in the middle of nowhere, it's east of nowhere. I got to the club around 8 PM last Saturday night and there were about a dozen cars in the lot. So I thought maybe this place had some promise.
The girls will tell you the best thing about the Out House is you can touch their titties. Not true. The best thing is you can touch their titties while they are buck ass naked on your lap. And they only charge $25-$30 per dance with no up-selling.
I spent all of my money on one girl named Natalie. Cute blond with tiny waist, B cups and nice ass. Great attitude and treats you well. She charged me $50 for two dances.
The VIP section is very small. Just two bench seats tucked in one corner. Later on it gets crowded so while you're getting a dance from one naked chic, you can be looking at the other naked chicks giving other guys dances.
I would rate the place higher if you could suck on their titties and the girls would use their hands on your buddy. But all in all, a fun place. One of my top three clubs nationally.

Very hard place to find if you don't use your head. Took hwy 10 going east out of Lawrence. Wound up in Eudora. Looking for 1500 Rd N. for 30 mi. was ready to give up when I came upon it. Simplest way would have been to take 15th St out of Lawrenc eastwards which turns into 150st North . You have to go eastward for about 5-8 miles.
Was there on a Thur nite. Paid my $15 to get in. Lap dances were 2/$20 from 8-10pm . First beutiful girl I had was Summer. Super sweet. gave her a $5 tip. I must have had about 20 dances with 6 different girls. All of them were sweet and accamodating. You have to consider that I am a very old man and in some of the clubs the girls would do their spiel mechanically . At this club most of them kept looking right into my eyes and smiled.
Was well worth the trouble to get there.

Visited again. These are the nicest and sweetest dancers ever. They don't have the jaded dancer mentality. I don't know why they don't get it. And it is unusual to get such good attention paid to my lap for so little money per song on the two for ones. And groping is not out of the question. In fact, it is encouraged. I like playing with titties. Really, I do. Just remember that it is in the Middle of a cornfield on a dirt road. It is well off the beaten path.

I'm not from Kansas, so I don't have a lot of context for the area, but this place seems seriously overrated to me. It is very far out in the sticks, on a washboard dirt road. As I pulled into the parking lot, a cop car pulled in behind me. The two of Kansas's finest went in right ahead of me and just stood there taking in the sights for about ten minutes, then left. Looked like a coffee break to me.
Small club, with one stage at the end, floor level, with a single pole. A lap dance area was shoved in the opposite corner, dark, but visible form the club. There were about five dancers there at midnight, midweek. Four were *absolute* non-starters in my Barbie-centric view. The fifth was Pam Anderson in comparison. Blonde, thin, buxom, and with a ready smile. I'd have grabbed her instantly, but she was going on stage. Closer examination led me to just leave the club. On her own, not being compared to the other dancers, she was not too special.
Really just a hole-in-the-wall club. I saw no specatular mileage in my glimpss into the dance area. No service that I could see.

It's been awhile since my last visit. Lots of new faces here tonight (Wednesday). Still some familiar faces (Mary Ann, Erica, Amber, Dylan). I talked to several of the new dancers. The ones I talked to were from the Kansas City metro clubs. Many seemed to be trying something new. A couple had nasty things to say about Missouri Governor Matt Blount and his conservative politics. This night there were over 20 girls dancing. With the crowd fairly small, there were a few complaints about all the new girls from the regulars. Had a good time and spent a bit more money than planned. The men's restroom is still somewhat scary, but on a positive note, both faucets at the sink were working for the first time since I've been going there.

After a couple visits to the Pardise Saloon, decided to visit the Outhouse a couple of times. First Visit was on a Friday evening. Really missed the 2 for 1 dances available thru the week. Admission was $20 to enter on the weekend instead of the $15 thru the week. There were a couple of new faces including two dancers from Bazooka's because of a Headliner performing there. With funds running out had to leave a little earlier than usual, but had a good time talking to Leah and Holly. Second visit was on Thursday, April 27th. This visit affirmed why this is my favorite club. Got 2 for 1 dances from several of the dancers. Spent a good portion of time and money with Leah, a very pretty young lady. She had left Bazooka's to work at the Outhouse. Holly, a young oriental lady from earlier in the review decided to stay at Bazooka's. Have not been to the VIP area for quite a while, may have to spring for that my next visit. One additional note. Dylan told me she was a covermodel for Cycle Connections Online Magazine based out of Kansas City. If anyone is interested go to http://www.cycleconnections.com , this brings up the current front page, then click on the February link below the picture. The pictures of Dylan (Rachael in the Magazine) are nice but I think she is much prettier in person. Of course much of that may have to do with her sitting on my lap as we talk.

The club is very noisy and crowded on Friday and Saturday nights with definitely younger clientele as you would expect for a club near a college town. BYOB here, so you can bring anything you want to drink. While I'm not the target clientele for a place like this, I still have a great time. The girls are very pretty, and the atmosphere is very laid back. Dances are a good value at $20 for table dances and $30 for the nude VIP dances. Touching of the dancers is allowed, a definite plus for a lot of customers. If you can handle the crowds, I would give this place an enthusiatic recommendation.

I had planned to hit the 2-4-1’s when they opened at 7:00, but was too occupied at the Paradise Saloon (see review on their site). I did however visit with a couple of fellow Strip Club addicts at the PS, they had been to the OH, but said a large (maybe two) bachelor or some other type of group was really loud. They kept sending friends to the stage to be sacrificed by the dancers. This kept most of the dancers occupied, so they couldn’t get dances. These two left the OH for Paradise, after getting only 1 dance each, poor return on a $15 entry arm band. Both these two & I have had very fun times at the OH, but not tonight. Still a great place during teh 2-4-1, but this shows that it can be hit or miss. Silly Old Bob

Was in Olathe Wed/Thus night and thought I would try the 3 Lawrence Clubs as well as Bonita Flats.

Hit the Outhouse on Thursday night. Unusual place for sure. BYOB means lots of drunks in most cases. However crowd was well behaved.

First the club - hard to find if you don't know that Lawrence has East - West numbered streets south of the river and North - South numbered streets north of the river. Once you figure that out finding this club was easy. The Outhouse is actually well east of Lawrence so if you're on Kansas 10 you turn a good 6 miles before hitting town.

When you enter you get an armband - hate those. Not a great deal of room in the club. Cover was $15. Probably 15 girls dancing maybe a few more. Customers in excess of 25. Good crowd for a Thursday night. Tables and seating against the wall.

Okay the stage is low and in the front area. Tipping technique described by another reviewer was correct. With my bad back it was a struggle but worth it. At times there were 5 guys laying on their backs on the stage.

Mix of dancers - a little too many with large tattos for me but some like that. Was hit up by a pretty redhead for a $1 tip for the music I assume. She promised to come back and did after making her rounds. Okay I can't resist a redhead so when she offered a VIP dance I said yes. $10 to get in to VIP and another armband. Dances in there are $30 each and fully nude. I think that YMMV - but I picked poorly lol Good dance and all the contact you wanted except downstairs but no kissing of anything.

Somewhat disappointed. Hit up by a busty blonde for a dance. She just sat on my lap in the main room and did pretty much as good as the VIP dance but with her bottom on. Encouraged me to play with her tits. Should have tried the VIP with another girl but it was getting late. All in all a good place, sound system could use some work and guys keep the mic from the dancers.

Went to the Outhouse last week on a Wednesday night. Don't let the outside appearances fool you. This is one of my all-time favorite strip club. The doorman was very friendly and laid back. 2-for-1 lap dances until 9 pm at $20 and the mileage is as good as it gets. For a $1 tip, you can lay down on the stage and the totally nude dancer will squat about an inch from your face. One of the advantages of being near-sighted!

This remains one of my favorite clubs of all time. It's gross. It's grungy. But it's full of girls who're gonna let you play with their breasts for the standard lap dance fee. What more can you ask for?

I understand club north of Lawrence may be cheaper and better, but I haven't visited that establishment. When I do, I'll let you know.

This is not the first review of this club I've written and it probably won't be the last as it has a lot going for it. I was there on Thursday during the 2 for 1 period, making each dance cost only $10 which is always great deal. But the greatest attraction was the large number of cute and beautiful women. I wanted a dance from them all.

However, the first girl that approached me immediately wanted me to go to the VIP area and when I declined she gave me my two for one in a mechanical fashion, stopping all movement between songs. When my second dance was over, she once again invited me to the VIP room. When I decline, she took her $20 and moved on. I was not sad.

The next young lady was Mary who provided me with six sensual dances, making the trip worthwhile.

I haven't been here in a year. Did the place change? No. You just can't beat BYOB, naked women and of course, Chelsea. Once again, awesome. She's there on Thursdays and Saturdays and I will be more frequent. I was there on Wednesday, the 4th of January filling for someone else. 2 for 1 lapdances before 10:00pm are great. I just love her pierced tits. I will return.



This is a follow to the 11-17-05 review.
Visited Tuesday the week before Thanksgiving, much better than previous night, 7 dancers, and most were working the room. Did dances with most, notable talent awards to Abby with honorable mentions to Allie, Danni. All know how to grind, and are determined to give full value. The $15 cover charge is offset by BYOB and no costly dancer drink hussle. Most dancer are natural, bolt-on’s are rare both here & the Paradise. Both places offer excellent value, even on slow nights.

Here are some observations/suggestions that I would like to share.
I always wear belt less, loose, and soft slacks. A loose fitting soft shirt with no undershirt is also a must. Blue jeans or denim are rough on the dancer’s bare body, and reduce the sensation for the wearer, best to wear boxers better feel. I always empty my front pockets, and put keys in my socks to keep from poking the dancer or me. Wash, shave, and cologne are appreciated by the dancers; I am always amazed at men coming in right from work, in dirty clothes, unwashed, unshaven, and then complain that the girls just aren’t friendly. Treat the girls politely and with a little respect, and you will be rewarded. They are human, have a tough job, and we want them to continue the service they provide. Even in full contact clubs, don’t spend all your time hanging onto the tits. Some back/neck rubbing, and a little variation in your actions will give better sensations to both you and the dancer. Observe others getting dances, to see which ones “give it up” or have your preferred dance style. Plan your finances ahead, I usually plan to spend $2-300 on a trip to Paradise or Outhouse, but always carry a little extra just incase I get carried away. You can have a great time with a burn rate of $50-$75 / hour. I normally do at least 2 laps with each dancer, and extend the time by giving a back rub between songs. These can be nearly as much fun as the dance, having a near naked hottie wriggling on your lap while you massage her body can be good for both of you. Dancers watch customers, and soon know that I will spend more than the minimum 1 song @ $10 or 2 for $20, so I am rarely left alone. They also know that I will buy a dance, so they are willing to sit & snuggle for a song or 2 before actually getting a dance, and often do the same after the dance. This may not work when the place is packed on weekends, but I rarely stop then. Mileage and burn rate are both much better mid-week during the afternoons or early evening. Hope this helps.

Looking forward to my next business trip to Kansas City, and the side trip to Lawrence. Silly Old Bob


I have visited this club several times during the last year. I have always had a great time. The cost for admission is $15 and an additional $10 for the VIP area. Since it is BYOB the only other club expense is an occasional dollar collection for the jukebox. That leaves the rest of your money to spend on the dancers and tips. Lap dances at the tables are $20 per dance. These are full contact, topless with the only off limits being the areas covered by the G-string. The dances are 2 for 1 Sunday-Thursday from 7pm - 10pm. Nude dances in the VIP area are $30 per dance. The dancers do 2 song turns on the main stage with the second dance being nude. Patrons usually tip by laying on the stage with money in mouth. There is a second stage just below the VIP area, but I have never seen it in use. There is usually a good variety of dancers available and most are very attractive. Through the week I have seen it relatively uncrowded to moderately crowded. I have been told on days of KU sporting events it can be very crowded. A couple of my favorite dancers are Sara and her sister Amber. Some other regulars are Erica, Danni, Victoria, Sierra, and Abby. All are very friendly and attentive. If in the Lawrence area, give this club a try.

I really like this club, even though my bank account doesn't. Because of the distance, I can only get there about once every 2-3 weeks and usually on a Wednesday or Thursday. The number of patrons the last few times have been relatively small. Last night the largest crowd I noticed was about 20. With 12-14 girls working there was plenty of attention for all. This club has the friendliest girls I have ever run across in many years of frequenting strip clubs. I wish I could narrow the field down to 1 or 2 favorites. I have been in enough times that I'm being remembered and am almost a regular. The last few times there I had missed seeing Rain or Abbie. Last night both were there. I got several dances from both including a few in the VIP area. Also got VIP dances from Dylan and Erica. Enjoyed every one. Victoria was busy as usual so didn't get a chance to get any dances from her. For those who prefer an upscale environment "Gentlemen's Club" this may not be your choice. For the rest of us just looking for a little fun and little or no bullshit, this is probably one of the best places to go if time and location allow.

Visited Monday night, and it was pretty slow, even for a Monday. Only 3 cars in the lot when I arrived about 7:10, when I checked in asked how many dancers, was told 9 on schedule, so I went ahead & paid the $15 entry. Only saw 2 dancers when I entered, but knew one & the other looked really fine. Was approached by Amber immediately, offered the 2-4-1 at $20, and she was everything I remembered. Another customer arrived, and the other dancer sat with him. No stage dancing was taking place. When I finished with Amber, the other dancer took the stage. A little older, but very pretty. After her 2 song set, did back to back 2-4-1’s with her, don’t remember her name. Short haired blonde, a little older maybe early 30’s, but an excellent dancer. Slightly enhanced boobs but very nice, and hardly noticeable. Eventually, 3-4 other dancers arrived for stage duty, but no one circulated for laps. All just set with friends who were not getting dances. I did finally do a 2-4-1 with a skinny girl coming off stage. She gave a fine effort, but was not my type. Did another 2-4-1 or two with the blonde, who was the only one even working the room. After watching stage show for another hour, I left with $$$ in my pockets, and headed to the Paradise Saloon. Other than the blonde & Amber, the talent was just OK. Compared to other strip clubs tonight would have been a 9-10+, but for the OH, it only deserves a 6 even on a cold Monday. Silly Old Bob

I go to the outhouse almost every day and there are always an abundance of happy, robust girls working. I prefer brunettes, Sarah, Chanel, Amber, Dani, Sierra, Alyssa......they all make me glad to spend my few hard earned dollars. I like au natural gals, no fake boobs for me....that's not really what I go there to look at anyway, I want to peep out the kitty kats. I miss Chelsea and absolutely hate Taylor, Rachel and most of all the sleazy indian bouncer Mike. If I had to work with his ugly ass every day, I'd go crazy. Keep up the good work Outhouse!

I stopped by Sunday night about 8:30 and there were only a couple of customers (regulars not spending much) in attendance and about 4 dancers (maybe 5 dancers a little later around 10 when a group of 3 customers came in). I had a blast. The 10 rating applies to the length of songs, the quality of the dances and the value afforded by the two dances for tweny dollars deal until 10 PM. If you're looking for spectacular beauties, expensive perfume or ambiance, many (maybe most) clubs that would score higher. But the girls were nice and made an effort to please and they felt wonderful.

The tipping on stage (laying prone with a dollar in your mouth and having the dancer crawl over and extract it) was more fun then I though it would be.

This is a great club. When I was traveling a lot for business a number of years ago, I discovered this club after having frequented The Flamingo for years. I had not been here for about 2 or 3 years. I was on my way to KC from Topeka and almost stopped at Baby Doll's unti I thought no, I'd rather be able to grab some T & A so I drove through Lawrence. After sniffing my way around town (I couldn't remember the street that lead to The Outhouse), I found 15th and headed east.
It was the Tuesday after Labor Day and was really slow. The dancers outnumbered the customers when I first came in. I can't remember all the girls names, but the first girl that came and sat with me was blond and beautiful, short hair, about 20 to 23 I'd guess and thin with small natural tits (I like 'em all shapes and sizes). She gave me the 411 and told me that they had 2 for 1 private dance special till 10. I bought a couple of dances from her. Great grinding and as if my hands didn't roam enough she kept pulling them up to her tits. Every girl that sat with me that night started with "Have you ever been here before?" The next girl kept bugging me to go to the VIP room. Don't know if its worth it, but I declined mostly because of price plus she was kinda business like and cold. Plus this girl reminded me of my niece. Freaked me out. The most mature lady this night was Victoria. Nice natural big breasts and I finished my visit with her. Glad I stopped in again and will when I get the chance next time I'm in Kansas.

There is nothing like a club that will let you grab tits and ass. They normally have a couple hot girls and the rest are so so. But relaxed rules make the place. The only real downside is that it is small so bring a cooler for you beer and just incase you cant grab a seat.

I've visited this club twice, and both times had a great time. The dancers are as friendly as any club I've ever visited. The atmosphere is pretty laid back. $15 dollar cover to enter and bring your own drinks. Each dancer does a two song set on the stage ending up nude. Tips are generally offered by laying down on the stage with the bills in your mouth. Floor/lap dances are $20. They are 2 for 1 on Sunday thru Thursday from 7 pm - 10 pm. The club is out in the middle of nowhere and can be difficult to find the first time. The directions from some of the earlier posts would probably be of more help than my attempts at directions. The sisters Amber and Sara are both very pretty and a lot of fun. They were there both times I visited. On the last visit there were several new dancers from clubs in Missouri. It seems Missouri has recently passed several new laws restricting what is allowed by the clubs and the dancers. Has dances from several of the young ladies including Amber, Sara, Stacie, Muriah, Stephanie, Ivana and Tastie. Enjoyed all. Will definitely go back as time allows.

Visited the Outhouse recently. I had gone several times a few years back but had not been back in some time. Entry is $15 and it is BYOB. I picked up a 6-pack before I drove out there. Visit was on a weekday night so I wasn't expecting too much. Overall it was a pretty good experience. Place was pretty empty when I arrived about 8PM but was fairly busy when I left about 2 hours later. Seemed to be about 4 or 5 girls when I arrived and I think 3 more showed up by 10. Quality was decent though no one who really knocked my socks off. Was approached shortly after I arrived by a girl named Erica who was about the best looking girl there (7 or 8) and she offered me a "two-fer." I accepted and received a pretty good couple of dances though nothing that just blew me away. Most of the other dancers ranged from about a 4-6 and a couple were very "alternative" looking which really doesn't do that much for me. For those who like "natural" girls, I can say that none of the ladies seemed to be enhanced in any way. Only got hit up for the jukebox once which isn't too bad and they have cleaned up the bathroom to at least convenience store quality which is an improvement over the "I'd rather go outside" look it had before. Place is definitely worth a visit if you are passing through but can't see it ever becoming a club I'd visit regularly. Still a bit too much of a dive and I don't really like the BYOB thing that much as it feels too much like I'm just at someone's house and there happen to be girls there taking off their clothes.

This club is a 10 with all the full contact you can find in a place like Tampa Bay. I spent some quality time with a beauty named IVY and she was the sweetest thing I have known in a long time. I highly recommend this place, it is low pressure but great fun.

I have to give this place a 10 based on it's merits. I don't go to strip clubs to buy drinks. I don't go to strip clubs to admire the architecture. I don't go to strip clubs to sit in a relaxing chair. I don't go to strip clubs to get away from cornfields. I do go to interact with hot naked chicks and this place has some of the prettiest young ladies I have ever seen anywhere. They are the girls you turn your head and admire when they are in public fully clothed. Here you get to see them naked and feel them up while they grind your lap. Fuck the other shit. These girls rock.

Went here last night and was not disappointed! Chelsea is awesome! Great to talk to and it is great to touch her tits. Before 10pm is 2 for 1 dances. Can't beat that and being able to bring in your own beer. I will be back.

This place was amazing. Me and my 2 friend went here the first time the other night. We have never been to one before and we planned to go back. Unfortunately one of my friends crashed into a guardrail going home that night and died. At least he had a wonderful time that night thanks to all the dancers at the outhouse. I got one lapdance from a lady who kinda reminded me of Pamela Anderson. Whe was super nice. She had nice real boobs and was wonderful on the pole. I didnt catch her name and was wondering if anyone knew it? I will definatley have to go back again but it just wont be the same without my friend. R.I.P. Parker "animal" Vanlandingham.

I've been to this club at least twice since my last review in the summer. My last two visits were on Thursdays because I knew that one of my favorites dances then and because the 2fer dances are available then (not Friday and Saturday). As usual I always find someone I want to dance for me. On my visit in December there were many hotties. I don't know why "floatie" bothers to go here. He hates crowds but doesn't take advantage of the cheaper dances on the days and times when the crowds are less (Hint - the 2fers are offered to encourage commerce on the slower days!). I like lighter crowds and cheaper dances so that's when I try to visit. This place is just consistently high value on high-quality dances if you are going to stay a while and know when to come. If not, the $15 cover charge might seem steep. Plan ahead and bring what you want to drink. Enjoy the charm of this place, but don't expect a fancy club.

Stopped last Sunday & Monday nights for 2-4-1's, 7:00-10:00 Sunday-Thursday. Good dancer quality, at least 8-10 dancers each night. Super high contact hands-on dances @ 2 for $20, full length songs. The $15 admission is offset by the BOYB and no cost for dancer drinks. This place is a 10+ during 2-4-1's. Still excellent dances at reasonable $20 after 10:00. Only one dancer gave a poor lap, and that was after the 2-4-1's had ended, would readily lap any of the others again. Silly Old Bob

I had not been to the Outhouse in several years and was pleasantly surprised by the changes when we went in December 2004. My wife was reluctant to go bacause she had heard it was a dive, but I convinced her that others had told me they had remodeled. The club was definately better looking on the inside than I remembered (the outside had not changed much, but fortunately it was dark). Since we were there early on a weeknight, the lap dances were two for one until 10 pm. We had a great time and my wife was hot as a pistol by the time we left for home. You can't ask for a better experience than that.

Late weekend night wrong time to go here. Too many bodies is too small a space. Plenty of dancers with little or no hustle for dances gives this rating. Don't waste the fee for the VIP "room" no room and no privacy!
Will have to see if week nights are better next trip to Lawrence.

Got back to the club over the Holidays after a considerable time away. I didn't notice any improvements. The cover charge is too high at $15. The place is too crowded. The seating is uncomfortable. The dances are two feet away from the next guy. You can't buy a drink. The place takes forever to get to. The road is in need of paving. The crowd is young college punks. Go here if your a punk not if your a gentleman.

The previous couple of reviews are accurate. It's a very good club, and nearly all the dancers are young knock-outs (7-9) who all seemed to be having a great time. It's BYOB (18+ entry, 21 to drink), $15 cover, occasional tips for the jukebox, nude stage dances, topless hands-on lap dances with good grinding. Most of the music was metal or harder rock, which I prefer. For stageside tipping, you put a dollar in your mouth and the nude dancer will crawl over you to take it creatively (no hands-on stageside). The 2 for 1 dances ($10 per dance) before ten on weeknights are a great value. The only drawbacks are the seats aren't that great, it can be crowded, and the bathroom is tiny. Oh, it's impossible to find without directions, and the last part of the road is unpaved as is the parking area. I didn't see an ATM in the place, either, but it may have one I didn't notice. I had great dances from Ashley and Abby, but hardly saw a dancer I'd turn down. The dancers will sit and talk a while with you, too, if you like that, which I do with a smart and friendly dancer.


I stopped by here about 7:15 p.m. on a Tuesday night and paid $15 cover + $2 tip to the doorman. He was real cool and told about the 2-1 dance from Sun-Thurs night from 7-10 p.m., so I was happy that I'd be getting more for my $$$. The previous reviewer (rugrat) got the details on this place perfect, so I'm not going to repeat it.

The club had 12 dancers and 8 customers. The dancers were all white from 19-22 years old and I'd rate them from 8-9 with at least 2 I'd rate a 10. The dancers were super friendly and they were glad to be working there (it's the only strip club within a 3-state radius where you can touch and BYOB and see nude girls (topless dances)), so they all said they can make real good $$$ here doing topless dances.

There is no waitress or bar here, just a soda machine. The strippers come around about every 30 mintues to collect $1 for the jukebox, so they can select and play their music. There is also no D.J., but the doorman introduces the girls as they get on stage.

Now for the dances, they were the best I've had in the midwest is all I can say. It does not match Treasures in Houston or Baby Dolls in Dallas. But the girls here are all real youg, natural boobs, lots of 2-way contact, no stick-shifting, but lots of hand stands where they stick their ass in your face and the missionary positions where they ride you backwards. I got at least 12 dances from Abee (a brunette) who danced very well, Raven (another gorgeous bruneete) and 3 other girls whose names I didn't get. Anyway, this place is lots of fun and the ration of 12 girls to 8 guys did not hurt either. When I left a 10 there were 14 dancers to 15 customers.

I took 1 point off because atmosphere is very important to me...the big cushie seats and privacy, which this club did not have. But, it's still a 9 for all the beautiful ladies, cool management, long songs, 2-1 specials, and good grindage. Make sure you get good directions before you leave because it's not easy to find (it's in the middle of a farm fields at least 5 miles away from a major freeway). Enjoy...it's the best club near Kansas, Missouri or Illinois.

I have been all around the U.S. visiting strip clubs, and this is probably the best one I have visited. This includes clubs in Seattle, East St. Louis, Tampa, Las Vegas, New York, Chicagoland, San Fran.

The Out House is just outside of Lawrence, in the middle of a field. It is easy to get to from K.C., especially if you are in the Overland Park area. Just get of Hwy 10 at 1900 E, head north about 1/2 mile, then west about 1/2 mile on 1500 N The last mile or so is on a gravel road, take it easy.

The club itself is nothing special. It almost has the feel of an American Legion or bingo hall. Lots of little tables and standard chairs, a stage at one end, a smaller stage on the side at the other end. A small vip area behind the small stage, a couple of restrooms, and jukebox, and a soda machine. A couple of average restrooms and that is it.

The dancers, dances, and managment are where this place gets it right. The dancers are mostly young (under 23), several go to KU (at least they said they did). Very attractive, especially for a small rural club. Most had natural breast, which tended to be a bit on the smaller side. A couple of nice breast jobs for the big boob crowd. All of the dancers seemed like they really loved being at the club.

The dancers were exceptionally nice. When they had time (the club gets busy after 10:00), they will sit on your lap and chat with you before and after dances. When busy, they basically go from lap dance to lap dance to stage dance, back to lap dance.

Topless dances out on the floor are $20, and the feature amazing full contact (except where covered) and amazing grinding. Oh, and no short dances here, they seem to go on forever (at least 4 minutes, probably close to 5). After I gave $50 to Abby ( a gorgeous 19 Y.O. with an amazingly aggressive dance and the cutest set of breast) for two dances and about 10 minutes of conversation, she was amazed with the extra $10. She said she never receives tips in the club. She recommended several dancers to me, including Amber, Sarah (Amber's younger sister), Mickey, I can't even remember the rest. Got a great lap dance from a Kate Hudson look alike (can't remember her name either).

Most dancers said don't bother with the VIP, dances in there are $30 plus a $10 one time fee to the club. Since they are fully nude, contact is limited.

Stage dances features 1 song of dancer on stage topless, and a second nude song basically doing short individual dances for $1 tips. Patrons lay on their backs with a $1 in the mouth, and dancer sticks the goods right in you face (no touching) and does a short dance. It is a bit of bizarre scene seeing 5 guys laying on the backs with $1 in the mouths, and a naked dancer hovering over them.

As great as this club is, there are a few caveats. The club is small and can get smokey. The chairs are not very comfortable. When it gets crowded, it gets very crowded, even if you have a seat. You may be having a lap dance with a guy 2 feet away on either side. There are no private laps except in the BBIP, which isn't that private. When it is crowded, you may have to wait a while for a lap dance since the dancers are all busy. If you are not into small framed college age dancers, this isn't the place for you. There are alot of good looking girls in here, but no fashion models. Oh, and with KU near by, there is a fair share of 18 - 19 year olds who act like they have never seen a naked woman before (maybe they haven't).

I loved this club because the dances were great, the dancers were down to earth a friendly (and young and hot), management and staff was made up of a great bunch of guys you would expect to be running a strip club. Dances were cheap and high contact. BYOB. Not one bad looking dancer in the house, etc. etc. If you are in the K.C. area, get yourself to this club.

It has been over a year since I visited the Outhouse and longer than that since I posted a review but I felt the time had come again. I was there on a Tuesday, one of their two-for-one dance nights. I arrived around 8:30 and the crowd was small so there were plenty of ladies from which to choose. The quality of those ladies was high. I don't know how this club continues to attract these lovies.

Two months ago I visited Paradise Saloon on a Tuesday and was not impressed by the pick of ladies or the lack of attention.

The Outhouse continues to provide beautiful women providing high mileage dances. What more could you want?

There are two girls I want to talk about. Jessica is awesome!!! She is the most limber out of all. The ability to touch anywhere except the pussy area are awesome. Courtney grinded hard to the Chevelle song playing. I will be back on Thursday, December 2. That is when Chelsea will be there. She has a kitty cat tatoo on her pussy. Beautiful to see.

This has to be the best Strip Club ever. Its hidden away in a corn field and its BYOB all night baby. Lap Dances can vary depending how you like it. $10 for a reg topless dance and $20 for touching. And most of the time the x-tra $10 is wel worth it. The feel of the enviroment is as if you were in a finshed basement after-hours party. Gotta get there early the seats fill up fast and you'll be left high and dry without a seat for a lap dance. Try it out for the 1st time Monday-Thursday for Buy One Get One on lap dances!!!!! The girls are the hottest I have seen at a Strip Club. Special call out to Diamond - SHES BAD! This place is very free willing you don't just throw your $1 on stage. You LAY on the stage and the girls will do a variety on stunts to get that dollar if ya put in your mouth! On any Friday or Saturday you should expect to see 20+ girls with two stages and 2 songs per girl. If your a first timer you should be able to take less than $50.00 and have a good time for 3-4 hours. If your an avaid lover I recommend you bring a little more than that they have a VIP room and ........ well its VIP what happens in the VIP stays in the VIP......... Been there little over 14 x but hey whos counting. Other girls to check out Kat, Angelina, Brooke, and Stacey

I love the BYOB part! The girls are the hottest I've seen and the most fun. Guys, take all your girls here... they treat them right (take it from me... I am a girl)! Great for bachelor parties, too. The atmosphere is made by the girls. The layout is amazing, one room where you can see everything going on. Take plenty of $1's and make sure to lay on the stage until you run out!

This is a good but not fantastic place. As said before, cover is $15, nothing is served (there are vending machines) but you can bring in your own drinks and drinks to share.

The building is a dump. Inside you have a rectangular space with a stage at the far end. Tipping at the stage is interesting with the lie down version. Kind of fun with a good view.

Don't bother with the VIP dances. Even the dancers will tell you that. The dances are in the room so everyone can see. You can touch most exposed areas unless the dancer says otherwise. Most of the dancers were fun to hang out with. I had dances from several. My only dissappointment was Samantha. She seemed as fake as her fake rack. The best value is early for the 2-1 cept for Friday and Saturday. However, some of the girls aren't as enthusiastic until later.

I was expecting this place to be really dumpy based on other reviews - I would only put it as moderately dumpy. This place is truly in the middle of nowhere. BYOB which is fine with me. You get a wristband when you go in - $15 cover. Chairs and tables with a stage to one side - well lit - no privacy at all. But all in all not as bad as some would have you think.

$20 per dance for good grindage and hands on dances - they go 2 for 1 until 10 PM. At 10 PM the place really cleared out. I left too.

There were some very good looking girls here - and some 5s and 6s. One girl had the biggest set of fake boobs I have ever seen - looked like two basketballs on her chest.

Made a 2 hr drive each way to spend a few hours at Paridise & OutHouse. A little slow on a Monday night, only 6 dancers, and a couple were did not interest me. Dancers all seemed sit & visit with friends, not circulate for laps as in the past. Had to catch them coming off stage to get attention, but all were the same excellent high contact dances the place advertises. Stayed for the 2-4-1's then back to Paradise to finish the night.
Silly Old Bob

Strange place in the middle of nowhere. Gravel road in the middle of a field makes you wonder what could possibly be here. Not a bad club, very low cost to run. No alcohol, no private room, no DJ. Women are all nice and a few were 8's and 9's, but most are just average. Dances very good and full touch and the few 8's and 9's made it worthwhile, but if a few of the best women weren't there this place would definitely not be worth the trip

I was in Kansas City a couple of weeks ago and took the opportunity to visit Lawrence a couple of times. I did review Paradise. Now I'd like to take on the Out House. I found that the place was neither as good as those who rave about it, nor as bad as those who severely put it down. The building is no palace, and it is in the middle of a corn field. But it is not filthy as some would suggest. It's just basic: stage, chairs, girls. The stage is on one side of the room opposite the entrance. Wooden chairs are all around and there are some chairs in the center around a few tables. I didn't visit the bathroom, so I can't comment about the cleanliness of the facilities. I was there on a Thursday night. There were ten to fifteen girls.
No one caught my eye as particularly stunning. Most were not enhanced. But most were in sore need of enhancing. A couple of the girls that I danced with were friendly, and the dances were full contact and the price until ten o'clock was $20, two for one. So you paid $10 per dance. A good price these days. Was it worth it? The first girl had bolt-ons, but was very nice. I turned down a few others, until I got a better view of the selection. I finally danced with a girl who, for lack of a better description, used me as her gym pole. She ground her arms, legs, head into my thighs, doing all kinds of contortions, even head stands. When the dance was over I thanked her and gave her twenty bucks. Unfortunately, she said that I had another dance coming. I was hoping she'd take the money and go. So I had to endure another round of pain. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I didn't want any more. The dance was not in the least sexy, just torture. So I left. The girls, at least on this Thursday night, were of mediocre quality. The dances were ok, I suppose, just not very sensual.
I can see how it might be nirvana to some guys in their twenties who like to bring their own liquor and beer and party it up. But I can say that it's not a place that I'd go back to Lawrence to visit. Or a place that I'd recommend to others to visit. Maybe I should have gone back on Friday night to get a better fix. But I just wasn't too enthusiastic about the place from the night before. It's not on my top list of places across the country and definitely not worth a special trip to Kansas, as far as I'm concerned. Everybody has their own opinion.


Great place...been here several times and never had trouble or been unsatisfied. Hot Chicks, Great Dances, Great Nude Looks...to hell with the BYOB...make it a BYOC...for Cooler...containing anything you want!

This is only the second club that I have ever been to so I admit that I don't know much about writing a review. I didn't enjoy going to this club very much for the following reasons. It is a long way to go. It cost me 15 dollars to get in. It was very crowded and we had a hard time getting a seat. There was no privacy. The girls were above average in looks. I couldn't buy a drink and that was a big buzz killer. I hope this review is helpful for other people that want to go there.

I had another great experience at this club Thursday, 5/27. I arrived in time to get some 2fer dances. I didn't notice any changes to report. Dances are the same high quality they have been and the dancers are still hot. If you are not shy about receiving your dances in the main room, you can benefit from being able to discreetly watch the techniques of the various dancers and make an informed choice for yourself. Remember that you will pay $15 at the door and bring what you want to drink with you! You might want to bring enough of what you are drinking to share with a dancer.

Well, I finally got to visit the legendary Outhouse. I'd never been to a BYOB place before, and let me say that I was pleasantly surprised.

The place is a bit minimalist decor wise, but hence that's the beauty of it. Cover is a steep $15, but you can bring the beverage of your choice as there are no waitresses here, just a soda vending machine. Even if you don't drink, you're probably best stopping by a convienence store on the way in.

Dancers take it all off on stage. And the lap dances? Nothing quite like them in the entire state of Kansas. The mileage here is superb, I hit on a weeknight (just as 2-for-1's came to an end), but even at $20/song the quality of the dances are worth the price. And don't think that you're going to get stuck looking at nasty "has-been" girls. A number of cute KU coeds work here. I'd put dancer quality here in the 6-8 range, comparible to what you'll find in other Northeast Kansas clubs.

The place only has about 10-12 tables (no seats at the stage) and I've heard stories about the OH being very crowded on weekends. Therefore I recommend hitting early on a weeknight to take advantage of the 2-for-1's and to make sure that you get a seat. If you've come for the laps (and who wouldn't) get a table along one of the walls if possible. They could use a little expansion in here, but otherwise not bad. I give the joint an 8.

This is absoultely the best club in the country. I've been to many in just about every state, and this is the best.

I was just there on Saturday night, and the place was very crowded. I normally like uncrowded clubs (which this one is during the week), because when a club is crowded it is hard to get attention from the girls for lapdances. This was not the case here.

It got so crowded due to some bachelor parties that it was standing room only, and it was hard to even find a seat. However, there were a lot of really hot women with natural breasts (and a lot with fake ones too, which I avoid), and every single time I approached a girl for a lapdance, she gave me one right away. I got dances from about 6 or 7 different girls ($20 per dance, no extra tipping expected), and they were all freindly and provided excellent grinding. Of course you get to fondle the breasts and ass all you want too at this club. I hate asking a girl for a lapdance, only to have her say "OK, I'll be back in a minute", and then not return for 45 minutes to an hour. As crowded as this club was, that NEVER happened. I approached only the hottest women there, and they all gave me dances right away. I usually didn't have a chair, but they would just ask to borrow someone elses chair for a song or two, and we'd do our thing. It was great.

This club has many, many positives. The only downside is the $15 to get in, but since they don't serve drinks, it is understandable. This club has everything I look for:

Here is what I like in a club:

1. Zero pressure to buy drinks. If a club sells drinks, I don't want to be required to buy a drink. If I want a drink, I'll get one, and I expect to pay normal prices. I don't want to be forced to purchase a drink every so often. At this club, no drinks are served, so there is no pressure!! And, if you want to bring in a cooler with your favorite beverages, you can!

2. No pressure to buy dancer drinks. I don't buy dancers drinks, because I want to spend my money on lapdances. If a dancers sits with me for an hour or more, I don't want it to be because I am buying her drinks, I want to know it is because she'd rather sit with me than the other people in the club. At this club, that is the case, since you can't buy them drinks.

3. No VIP room. I want to watch girls give other patrons lapdances before I ask for one myself, to get an idea of what I'm about to pay for. In a VIP room, you don't know what a dancer is going to do until you get into the room and commit to a dance. I hate that. I want to know I'll get a good dance before I ask for one. And I don't like to pay extra fees for VIP rooms. At this club, the dances are in the open for all to see, so you can watch for a bit and pick the best dancers. Since you are legally allowed to fondle their boobs and ass at this club, there isn't any reason for a more private area.

4. Friendly girls. They were all nice, and took time to talk to me without my having to buy drinks and so forth. I don't want to buy their companionship. I want it to be a little more genuine. You get that here.

5. During the week it is two-for-one dances till 11PM. That's $10 per lapdance, with full boob fondling and grinding. As it should be.

6. No anoying waitresses trying to get me to buy drinks or whatever.

This club has it all. There isn't any reason to go anywhere else.

I've visited this club several times since my last review. There are some who seem to be on a mission to bring its rating down. They continue to visit and write poor reviews when it appears that it doesn't offer what they want. I wonder why they keep patronizing it. If you aren't willing to bring your own drinks with you, pay the $15 cover (instead of being hounded to buy drinks), drive into the country and enjoy these dancers, why come? I have been here on every night of the week except Friday and Saturday (I prefer smaller crowds and the 2-fer dances) and have always found at least two dancers to my liking. The dances are hard to beat, but unless you want a nude dance, you'll get them in the main room. That doesn't bother me because I forget about everyone else and I can see a dancer's technique before I spend money on her. I enjoy bringing drinks for the dancers that I know they like. There are many things that this club is not, but it is a great place to buy hot dances from beautiful dancers and the stage shows are good and tipping opportunities are exceptional.

Hi, Kathryn, Kaitlyn and Danni!

You just can't beat this place. Here is the basic rundown: You have Tampa style lapdances except they keep the panties on during the dance for $20. You pay $30 and get a private nude lapdance. You pay $10 and get a no-contact dance. Most of the girls are fine, most are in their 20's, and they will sit with you and melt your heart with their midwestern charm. It does get crowded in the late evening, so go early. You will get a lot of attention if you go early, and they are not yet tired.

Spent Monday & Tuesday nights here last week. I love Paradise, but this place during 2-4-1's is even better. Songs seem longer, and hands on contact is allowed and expected from every dancer., and everyone gave excellent "grindage". Stayed past the 2-4-1 both nights, mostly with Juliet, super fun lady. Most dancers were willing to negotiate after 2-4-1 ended for multiple dances. The $15 cover is offset by no pressure for dancer drinks and no strip club priced drinks. Lawrence, KS is lucky to have PS & OH. Looking forward to a return trip. Silly Old Bob

Went to this club on a Sunday night. It was fairly dead. $15 to enter seems high. Manager says that there are about 25 - 30 girls dancing on Friday and Saturday nights, but only 4 on Sunday. You can lay on your back and have a girl straddle you to get the dollar, so that is likely why some reviews give tens. The girls ranged from quite hot (Katherine ???) to quite a bit overweight. This club seemed somewhere in the middle to me, not at either extreme. The staff were very friendly, but the girls seemed quite cold to be honest. There was a semihot "goth" looking dancer, but her "goth" friends took most her time, so........ For the short drive to KC, Bazooka's girls are much hotter and better dancers.

This is the only club I've ever seen rated with lots of 10s AND lots of 1's. If I counted right, there were 18 10's and 7 1's.

Anybody who comes to The Outhouse expecting a "Gentleman's Club Experience" complete with marble washrooms and an elegant bar is going to be severely disappointed. I don't think that's what the 1's are all about though. I think it may be a vendetta. I notice two of them are by the same person, and one of them is anonymous. IMHO there are some people in the Lawrence area who resent the justifiable popularity of The Outhouse.

Why I think it is worth a 10:
Almost everybody has a great time ALL the time. Unbelievable camaraderie among dancers, manager(DJ?), and us customers. Pretty inexpensive, all things considered: moderate cover charge, moderate hourly fee, moderate lap dance charge. Total nudity close-up. Very attractive and energetic young girls who seem to be having fun and indicate you should have fun too. Yes, there are downsides to The Outhouse, and all you have to do is read the 1 ratings and make up your own mind. I think it is a solid 10, is essentially what the STRIP club (not GENTLEMEN'S club) experience is all about. Outhouse Management, Keep Up The Good Work!

This club is awesome! Where else can you bring your own beer and enjoy a hands-on show?! It's also key that girls get extra special treatment. I've never seen a better joint!

There are a number of reasons for rating this club low. I couldn't get a drink. The girls were average. The lapdances are out in the open. Everybody watches you when you get a dance. I felt like I should get paid as being part of the show. There were too many rowdy young kids that had been drinking too much. The bathroom stunk. The location is too far to go to. This club just doesn't measure up to our other clubs.

I went to the club to find a beautiful woman and have some private time alone with her. There weren't any beautiful women and there was no private area. It was too expensive to get in. Also, they said that you had to bring your own drinks. There are just too many bad things about this place for me. The other clubs are closer and better.

Stopped by a few times this month to check the place out, and it's everything (good and bad) that other people post about.

Overall, I had a good time, but it gets a bit rowdy for my taste after 10pm.

It's looks kindof rundown from the outside, but the inside is clean enough. The bathroom was clean enough to use, but for some reason they never had anything to dry your hands with (why is that?).

2-for-1 dances were a great deal, and the dancer I met (Danni, a young Goth) was fun to talk to and good company between dances.

It also had a very wide mix of customers (young/old/trucker/doctor/student/gangster). It was a strange sight, but nobody ever caused any problems when I was there.


The only real downsides to the club are that everything is out in the open when getting dances (some other patrons will stare at you when you're getting a dance), and it can get a bit crowded/noisy later in the day.



As all of the other reviews say, the place is not much to look at. It is the content that matters. The best grinding I have ever had. Especially from Amber. $20 for the lapdance of your life. You can touch everything except the kitty. BYOB for the customers and the dancers. Pretty cool. Went last Friday and will go again soon.

I went to this club when I was visiting Kansas City, and it was listed as #2 in the country. Although I would not place it that high, it was pretty nice. The girls are for the most part attractive, and very friendly. We even paid two dancers to give each other lap dances, which got very hot, and they were obviously into it. The best part about the club is the ability to touch the dancers anywhere except the groin. The worst part is the lack of any privacy for a "private" dance. Be warned, however, it is located in the middle of nowhere, and our Mapquest directions headed us in the wrong direction for a few miles before we realized our mistake. Definitely worth the trip, however.