the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Bombshells is in the same building that the old Michelle's Beach House and Sheena's was in. It is now called Bombshells and is under new management. They have done several things inside which have gave the club a more classier look. All of the tables are now covered with black tablecloths which drape down and look very nice. The genre of music played now is more of a variety than just rap music. And the ladies are very friendly as well as are the waitresses. The evening that my friend and I went in, we could only stay for about 45 minutes but we did enjoy ourselves while there. I even got up on stage to play naughty with one of the sexy ladies there. Everyone loved that! I will definately be going back when I have time to stay longer!

I was there on a Thursday night after St. Pat's Day. Not alot of customers but 5 real nice dancers. Club has a real friendly feel to it and private dances are well worth the money.

I made many visits to MBH since my last review. My visits were made mostly in the weekend evenings. Nothing really changed much. Everything same as before. Lap dances are still at $25/song done out in the open (no seperate lap dance area), and the song lasts about three minutes. Sometimes, it gets busier in the weekend evenings and nights. Afternoons seem to be kind of slow. Lap dances have not much value. This club is good for having drinks and conversations with favorite dancers. Most of the dancers are young, under 25. There may be couple of mature dancers. Only some dancers are friendly. This club really needs to change overall outlook - regarding dancers and the lap dancers. They also need to add seperate lap dance area.



I last visited this club on March 3, 2007 prior to moving away. The best dancer by far is Emma. She will grind into you as if you and she were having sex. She is about 24 years old, and she has natural boobs of 38D...which is what makes her sexy. But her best asset is her brain, because she is intelligent. She can carry on a great conversation, which is more than I can say for most of the women who work at Michelle's. I have known Michelle since she opened this club in 1997. Its location was a little further N of the Walmart in Derby, but it has since moved S into Derby's city limits. It is located in the former cajun place (I cannot recall its name).

Oh my goodness, this place never has gotten good reviews from me due to a few of the dancers disrespect towards me as a female but I decided to give it another chance because it had been several months since I had been there. This visit was shocking-the girls used to at least be pretty but now,they are below average in looks. I thought maybe it was just the time of day/week but after seeing the Beach Babes calendar that one of the patrons had bought, I see that this place has gone downhill in the looks of the girls.You would think that the best looking girls would be in the calendar. Very disappointing. After about 30 minutes I decided to go down the street to see hot girls.

This was about 6 months ago. Had heard this was a pretty good club. However it was very disappointing. The dancers seemed more interested in talking to themselves than dancing. The lap dance price seems steep for a short dance done out in the open or at best in a corner. Service was okay and the club is pretty good as far as condition, however be careful about buying drinks for dancers you never know what they will charge. My final visit here I gave it 3 chances and it doesn't improve.

Why are the dancers here stuckup when it comes to other women? I use to enjoy going to the stripclubs but its not any fun anymore. I went in last week with a girlfriend of mine. After a few beers, I went up to tip one of the dancers and i stood there for a minute and a half at least and she STILL wouldnt come over to get it. So I sat back down. While on her tipwalk, she totally passed our table up. Ive never felt so ignored in all my life! We stayed to finish our drinks then left. Its a great looking club but i guess to get any attention you must be male.

I visited this club for the first time in about 8 months and wow, it seems totally different that it used to be, and for the better! In fact, I rank it now better than Pleasures which used to be my favorite until they jacked up the prices on private dances (to pay for the renovations). I visited on a Saturday night and the crowd was pretty large. Anout 20 girls were working. On Friday and Saturday nights, they do a dancer parade on stage like once an hour after which they will offer lapdances; no special discounts were offered on the dances themselves, but they did offer free shots with a purchase of a dance. Lapdances went at $25, which now seems to be the standard price for private dances in Wichita (sometimes more for extras). Since this club is in Derby, pasties are required, and it's a topless club only. Mileages on dances are a lot higher than I used to remember, and equal to what was at Pleasures...it's worth a visit! I recommend Stacie and Gina!

late Saturday afternoon, went to see if it was that bad (I'm in Wichita on an extended business trip). Yep, it is. 3 dancers - one huge overweight cow, relative cutie I would rate as a seven and one strung out junkie with the worst stretch marks I've ever seen. 2 guys, old battleaxe of a bartender and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Club has potential I guess but it would have to be late night. Oh, and it's a pastie club which is pathetic IMHO.

Since my last review, I made several visits. These visits were made on weekends between 7:00PM to 11:00PM. There is really nothing new to report. Only changes are in the line-ups with new faces. Most of the other dancers moved on, some to other clubs.

Interior is still nice. However, after the renovations, Plesures is the best looking club in Wichita.

Lap dances still the downside with $25/song lasting about 2+ to 3.5 minutes out in open. They can jump-start the action by hiring dancers with friendly attitudes and having seperate lap dance area with lower prices and longer songs.

My rating is lower because of the LD actiion and the friendliness of the dancers. Wait staff is still the best in Wichita with average to great service.

I made many many visits to MBH since my last review. Nothing changed much. Many dancers left and many new dancers. Dancers dance on one stage during the afternoon to early in the evening. Later in the evening, dancers on all the three stages. There are tip-walks after the dancers danced on the stage. LDs are still at $25/song out in the open with no private area. Songs last about 3 minutes. Dancers unfreindly to friendly to very friendly. Waitresses are friendly to very frienldy with great service. Club is very nice and clean. This is the best looking club in Wichita area.

Went there on a Tuesday at about 7 PM. Returned after a 2 month hiatus, 4th visit since they moved.
The place usually isn't very crowded on weekdays.

The place is quite clean. Even the bathrooms are neat, which tends to be an oddity in lower quality establishments.
The men's stall does have a broken lock, so it won't close (as of April 2007), I don't know if it's been fixed yet.

Girls average in the 6-7 range, with a few exceptional standouts (Gina, Bella, to name a few).
They are quite friendly, no "bitches" I've ran into. I've only encountered one "pushy" girl in all my visits, and she wasn't too bad.

There are 2 adjacent stages. During busy times, 2 girls will be up there at once. When it's less busy, one girl will dance back and forth between the two.
On stage tipping is encouraged, girls will often take the bill between their boobs.

Girls also will do a tip walk after their set, so have your dollars ready. This is a good time to ask for dances; if you see a girl you like, now's your chance to stop her, say hi, buy her a drink, invite her to join you.

Dances are $25, and as always, YMMV.
Some girls don't dance very enthusiastically, while others will knock your shoes off. If a girl catches your eye, don't be afraid to buy a sample dance from her to see what her style is.

From personal experience, I've had 20% so-so (but not bad) dances, 50% good dances, and 30% out of this world dances.
My personal recommendations are for Gina (started working there in April), Bella (left in April, don't know if she ever came back), and Emma (haven't seen her in over a year).
They are all 9's/10's and give amazing dances to boot.

One big con compared to the other mainstream clubs in town: there is no private lap dance area. The best you have are the booths along the walls.


Went on a Tuesday around 6pm. Crowd was very thin, and all the girls appeared to be recent hires. Dances are still 25 dollars, and they wear pasties. Contact is not as great as it is at Pleasures. I've heard that on Saturday nights this place is usually pretty busy. Not so during the week!

Anyway the typical routine is that after the stage dances they will come around asking for a tip (like a dollar). If they sit with you you can expect the waitress to immediately come over and ask if you want to buy the lady a drink (they range in different price ranges from $15 to infinity). If you don't then they may hang out for a few minutes and the dancer leaves (if not immediately). If you politely refuse to buy a drink, you can also just tell the dancer that you would want to save your money to buy a lapdance, in which case they may hang out anyway. If you do that though, you should follow through on your promise!




Went to the new club this weekend and the girls' attitudes havent changed. They act stuck up and I cant deal with that. This visit just reminded me of why I had only been to Michelles old spot once or twice. Very disappointing. The new place does look nice with the glowing poles and new furniture but to me,its more important that the girls interact with you. I am very friendly so not sure if they were intimidated because I did notice that when I got up to go to the restroom,several guys watched me and on the way back at least 2 tried to talk to me.Maybe.

Was there on a recent Tuesday night while driving back to Texas from South Dakota. We stopped in to catch the Spurs/Cavs finals game and to see how Kansas clubs stack up to Texas. General decor/layout: mid-sized club with 3 different rooms. That night the only action was in the main stage room. This room has a figure eight shaped stage about 15 feet long with poles on each end and a steering wheel attached to the ceiling at each end, too (a feature I'd not seen before). The main bar is just off one end of the main stage towards the door separating the main stage from the second stage (smaller square stage). The club lighting was very bright compared to the ones in Dallas and Houston. The main stage was not too high and there are not chairs pulled directly up to it. Lots of small tables around the stage and booths lining the walls. The chairs and booths appeared to be pretty new. The thug factor was zero. This is white bread Kansas. Of the about a dozen customers, only two non-white guys and they looked like businessmen, too. Couple younger guys wearing jeans, t-shirts and ball caps, but they did not look dangerous. Waitresses were all white, pretty, "healthy" looking girls. They wore clothes akin to Hooters girls.

We saw about a dozen dancers, too. 8 white and 4 probably Latina. I did not see any black dancers. The dancers overall were pretty, but not like a high end Houston club. Generally they were about a 7 with one 9 (Gina) and one 4 (Heather, the owner's daughter). Few of the girls looked enhanced, with Heather the notable exception with the horrible boob job (as big as your head, but just not done well). Mix of body types. I spent some time with a 20-something, thin blonde with very small breasts. She gave a good dance with decent grinding. She also laid out the rules - no touching the breasts or butt (said she was fined by the club once for it). No talk or hint of extras. She talked too much about her kid, her roommates boyfriend troubles, etc. - real mood killers.

Club cover was $5.00. Drinks were cheap (see below though), but I forget the specifics.

Several things not to like about this club:
1. Hustle factor - every girl who gets done dancing on the main stage comes by every customer asking to be tipped whether you went up to the stage, were watching her or not. That would not fly in Texas.
2. Table dances were $25.00 rather than $20.00. Again, compared to Houston, it is hard to justify this markup.
3. They do this weird thing with buying drinks for the dancers. I was not paying attention and bought a $25.00 drink for my dancer. They have to tip out to the club before they can get drinks from the patrons, so if you want to buy her a drink, you have to throw in a premium ($10 - $20) to the club. That sucked. Paid for a table dance with nothing to show for it.
4. Attitude toward mileage. My dancer said that the good girls discourage bad behavior by their fellow dancers so they don't have to get nastier to compete. When I told her about Dallas and Houston mileage she said "why don't the cops do something about that?!?" That's about when I left. A couple waitresses implied Gina is the bad girl there, but she was monopolized by a group at a big table, so never got to find out. She was hot on stage though.

Things to like:
1. The steering wheels on the stage ceiling let them do cool twirly stuff.

Overall, if I was STUCK in Wichita, I'd go back, but if traveling through again, I'd save my money. Just no comparison to the good Texas clubs (in Houston, Dallas or Austin).


I made sveral visits to MBH since my previous review, including two during the last weekend. My visits were made between 7:00 PM and midnight.

There were about 10 to 20 dancers depending upon the visits. Not much has changed since they opened in the new location back in late Nov. 2006.
Dancers are friendly to unfriendly. Tipping action is so so. There are tip-walks after they danced on the stage. Dancers make most of their money from tips and drinks bought by the patrons for company and conversation.

There are three stages. Depending upon the no. of dancers they open one or two or three stage. Stage 2 and 3 are open mostly after 7 or 8pm.
Lap dances are still at $25/song and the songs last 2.5 to 3.5 minutes. (which is stightly longer than previously - 2 to 3 minutes). No seperate area, done out in the open.

Most of the waitresses are nice and friendly except a few. Service is average to great. This is the best looking club in Wichita (both interior and exterior). Don't expect much here. To have some fun and drinks, and to pass some time this is the place. Those who want to drinks and to have conversations with the dancers this the right club in Wichita. For lap dances Pleasures is the place in Wichita.

The conversion from the restaurant is complete, and they had their grand opening about a week ago on Friday and Saturday! Looks very nice inside with three medium sized stages. Interior wise, this is the best looking club in Wichita.

There were about 10 to 15 dancers during my last three visits including the one yesterday (Saturday-3/10). As I mentioned in my last report, tipping has gone down considerably to nothing. May be, once in a while good action depending on the dancer. As usual tip-walks are there after the dancers danced on stage asking for tips. Lap dances out in the open at $25/song. Seems like, the length of the songs increased to 2.5 to 3.5 minutes. Still not a poor deal when compared to Pleasures. As usual, very nice and clean all around! Friedly waitresses with great sevrice!

I was at Michelle's Beach House twice at their new location which is about a mile south from their previous location (still open until 7:00PM) on same side of the service road along K-15. The new location opens at 7:00PM. They are in the process of converting a restaurant into a strip club. Only about 1/3 of the total space is open. It will be fully up and running in a few weeks.

There were about 6 dancers around 7:30PM and about 10 to 15 dancers later in the night. Same dancers and everything same as before when it comes to dances. Dancers dance on one small (seems temporary) stage. Tip walks after the dances. LD's are still at $25/song - 2 to 3 minutes.
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I like MBH. I want to give a higher rating. Why I can't because of the lap dance action. Too expenseve out in the open, cut songs. Tipping action has gone down to almost nothing. No more boobies on the face.

Very friendly waitresses, great service and I like the drink service provided by these waitresses.

I will write another report to see how will it be when they are fully operational after the conversion. It would be bigger and better with 3 stages, that's what I heard. Interesting to see! I still have doubts when it comes LD's.

I was in the club last night. There are some new dancers. One new dancer is Vanessa. She is very VERY good for lap dances. Another is Burgundy, who quit this club around April of 2005. She has gained a little bit of weight, which makes her look much better than before (because she was too skinny). Burgundy has some nice tits, and she will rub them on your crotch. Other than those additions, nothing has changed. The dances are still too pricey at $25 per 2 1/2 minute songs. Also, there is no separate VIP room for dances. The dances are still done out in the open. If you want better lap dances, then check out Pleasures. If you want to have a good time and drink (or even play pool), then this is the club for you.



I made several visits since my last review. Same experiences, nothing changed. About 15 to 20 dancers by 8 to 9PM when they open the lower level stage. Lap dances are still at $25/song lasting 2 to 3 minutes and out in the open. Some dancers are friendlier, tipped these dancers on the stage and during their customary tip-walks.

My rating remains the same in all the catogaries as below in my reviews. Only improvement is in the wait staff. All the waitresses (except one) are very friendly and provided great services with drinks, and I tipped them well. I' m maintaining my rating of 5 because of the waitresses' excellent service. otherwise, rating of 4 is more appropriate.

belladanni - Great see you bcak reviewing! As you indicated, and as I mentioned before, biggest dissappointmet are the lap dances and lack of frienldines of half of the dancers.

My visit started out with some very friendly bartenders...nice ladies that knew how to treat a customer. Why do strip bars have any men working at them? Well done Micelle's. Drinks were reasonable ($2 or $3 drink special, Crown drinks) and the girls were what you would expect in Wichita. There were some ladies that defiinitely made it worth your while, but it wasn't the Grotto.

Anyway, only downside was the fact that the ladies only dance one song and they show nothing below the belt. And after the song, they come collecting. Maybe if they took off their bottoms, the stage would be full and they wouldn't have to pull the dollars from the customers...

Just a thought....

I have made several visits to MBH in the past few months; the most recent was this past Friday night (8/4/2006). I agree with Funseeker and doctorcatfish about the lap dances. The price of $25/song out in the open is way too high, especially since the song lasts about 2 1/2 minutes. But I found out something else: the more dancers there are, the shorter the song becomes. For example, if there are 25 or more dancers working, then the songs shorten to as low as 1 1/2 minutes! That is what the management tells the DJ to do!! It is a good club atmosphere and the rest room facilities are well-maintained. As others have said, if the dancer doesn't get a tip from you during the customary tip-walk, then the dancer is not that friendly to you. However, the dancers I would tip are Zoey, Melanie, Candy, Emma, Bianca, and Nikki. These are all evening dancers. The wait staff is very good, and I tip them well. The best servers are Jennifer, Brandy, Tiffany, Tara, and Ginger. One dancer to avoid is named Bella. Or, if you sit with her, be on your guard!! Overall, to use Funseeker's rating system - atmosphere: 8, restrooms 9, waitstaff 9, friendliness of all dancers 6. Friendliness of the dancers I would tip gets a 9. The rating for lap dances is 2, which brings the overall rating of this club to 4. If you want better lap dances, I agree with the others to go to Pleasures...

I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last reviews. Most of the visits were made 7:00PM. I also made one visit in the afternoon (Friday – 7/14) which was after a few months.

To my surprise there were 10 dancers in the afternoon shift! The most I saw was six dancers during my afternoon visits. As usual, more dancers arrived after 7:00PM. They opened the lower level stage right after 8:00PM. By 9:00PM there were about 20 dancers. As usual only some dancers were friendlier. I tipped these dancers and to so some dancers I tipped them well to very well while on the stage and during their customary tip-walks.

The waitresses did a great job. It’s good to see such a friendly wait staff!! (Except one pushy waitress who actually takes our drinks even before we finish it!). I tipped these waitresses very well.

Once again, the downside is the lap dance action. Only a few dances were given during my stay. At 25/song lasting 2 to less than 3 minutes is way way high!!!! Done out in open! Because of this and some unfriendly dancers keeping my rating only at 5.
I would commend them for keeping the club nice and clean with clean restrooms.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartenders and the DJ – 5 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 7, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 7
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 6 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 7

Hadn't been to MBH in awhile, and I needed a change of pace. Gotta say, their commercials on late night cable TV are a hoot.

Came here with a couple hundred and walked out with most of it. while they eye candy was decent, I was really turned off by how quickly the songs were ending. Back when songs were full length here, I might pony up for a couple of dances, but no more. There are more affordable options within a reasonable drive. You gotta be an idiot or obscenely rich to buy a lap dance here anymore. The dancer drinks, which start at $10 + the cost of the drink are a nice alternative, and is that primarily what the club is built around, but paying a gal to have a conversation with me isn't my thing.

Good place to go for the eye candy and tip the gals on stage, but unless you're totally desparate for a higher level of involvement, that's about it. I'll perhaps stop by now and then and tip for the eye candy, but until they come to their senses here and restore the songs to full length, or cut the price of dances accordingly, I'll be taking my more serious SC expentures elsewhere.

Since my last review I made some visits to Michelle’s Beach House, and were done after 7:00PM.
There were about 10 dancers around 7:00PM and more gradually arrived until 9:00PM and there were about 20 dancers (more or less) by this time. They opened the lower level stage as usual around 8:00PM. Only some of the dancers were friendlier, I tipped these dancers well at the stage and during their customary tip-walks. I didn’t tip some dancers who are not friendlier and they looked kind of upset and/or showed their disappointment for not getting tips. Some dancers actually feel they have a right to get or they are entitled to get tips after they danced on the stage!! We can see tip-walks every 4 to 5 minutes. Tipping actions were good to great with those friendlier dancers.
Waitresses did a good to great job in getting the drinks, and I tipped them well.

Once again, the real big downside is the lap dances. At $25/song lasting only 2 to 2.5 minutes is very very expensive, and are done out in the open. Not much of a lap dance action, only very few LD’s were given during my stay. For LD’s look elsewhere. Pleasure’s is better locally, and Topeka, Lawrence and Oklahoma clubs out of town. I would recommend Michelle’s Beach House only for tipping actions and drinks with the favorite dancers. Not for the lap dances.

I’m giving a rating of 5 because of the clean club they maintain with clean restrooms. Also, because of the fair to great services provided by the waitresses in serving drinks.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartenders and the DJ – 5 to 8
Dancers (looks) - 3 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 7
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 5 to 8
Atmosphere – 4 to 7

Made many visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review. Most of the visits were after 7:00PM and some included both the afternoon and the evening visits.

Some things never change and remains the same! Almost the same experiences as before. Afternoon shifts had 4 to 7 dancers and 15 to more than 20 dancers after 7:00 to 8:00PM when open they open the lower level stage. Only some of the dancers were friendlier and I tipped only these dancers at stage and during their customary tip-walks. Some were upset and showed their disappointment for not getting the tips. Waitresses did a fair to great jobs, and I tipped them well. Tipping actions and drinks with dancers is good to great with the favorite dancers.

As usual, the downside of this club is the lap dance action, hardly any. I saw only one to five LD’s were given during my stays (about 2 to 3 hours during my each visit). LD’s are still at $25/song done out in the open, and no separate lap dance area. Songs last 2 to 3 minutes.
I’m continued to be impressed with the simple, clean facility they maintain with clean restrooms.

Bottom line – For tipping actions and drinks with favorite dancers, and for a clean club this is the place. For lap dance actions, Pleasure’s is better with longer songs. At pleasure’s, tipping actions and drinks with the favorite dancers is good to great.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartenders and the DJ – 4 to 8
Dancers (looks) - 3 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 7
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 4 to 7
Atmosphere – 4 to 7

This club was a big disappointment to me. Nice looking club, not hard to find, parking good. However the dances at $25 are way too expensive for basically an air dance. Dancers themselves seem to be put off by having to actually interact with the customers and frankly none of them were of the 9 - 10 level that usually have this attitude. Drink staff was fine. Stage shows were horrible - just going through the motions to very good with some girls.
I think that management needs to weed out about 60% of the girls and help the rest to understand customer service is what makes the club go.

Made some more visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, including one this Super Bowl weekend Saturday 4th 2006. Entered the club before 7:00PM and stayed until 10:30PM.

There were about 10 dancers when I got in, and as usual more dancers (20+) were there after 8:00PM when they opened the lower stage, and action was in full swing. Once again, only some dancers were friendlier, and they responded well while tipping on the stage and during their customary tip-walks. I really enjoyed these dancers’ tipping responses. Some other dancers were not friendlier.

There was a good crowd for a Saturday. I didn’t like the cocktail waitresses (except one) this time as they were not friendlier. Very little lap dance action. I saw only two dances were given during my stay. How dull it is in this area! This is the real downside of this club. At $25/song lasting only on an average of 2.5 minutes (done out in the open, no separate lap dance area) is very very pricy!!

Once again, I would give them high marks for maintaining the club nice and clean with clean restrooms. Feels comfortable inside.

I can only rate this club about 5 because of the lap dance action which is hardly any! Somewhat to very annoying tip-walks every 5 minutes! And, unfriendly waitresses! I tipped many dancers, not all (some dancers looked kind of disappointed and/or upset for not getting the tips). I tipped well to some dancers and very well to a few dancers. They deserved it!!

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartenders and the DJ – 2 to 8
Dancers (looks) - 3 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 8
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 2 to 7
Atmosphere – 4 to 7

Some more visits to Michelle’s Beach House. The latest one was on the Thanksgiving weekend Saturday evening and stayed for more than about three hours.

There were about 10+ dancers when I entered, and about 20 dancers by the time they opened lower level stage around 8:00PM. At times, good crowd for a Saturday night. My experiences were similar to my previous visits. Some dancers responded well while they were on the stage and during their customary tip-walks. These tip-walks are indeed becoming very annoying since unfriendly dancers also ask for tips. I tipped only some dances and tipped well a few dancers. Since the 2-song sets last only 5 minutes (2.5 minutes each song) there will be tip walks every five minutes!

Cocktail waitresses and bartenders did fair to very good job. I tipped them well. It seems like two to three dancers became waitresses the recent weeks. By the way, that pushy waitress pushing disgustingly hard and taking the drinks away seems to be gone. If that’s so, it’s a relief!

As usual the other downside is the lap dances at $25/song (2.5 minutes) way way high. How good the dance is, it’s still very expensive, and done out in the open. Once again, very few lap dance actions. Because of this and several unfriendly dancers, my rating remains low. Beer by bottle at $4 is expensive compared to the other similar clubs.

On the real plus side – They do maintain the club very nice and clean with clean restrooms. Very comfortable feeling inside.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ – 3 to 7
Dancers (looks) - 3 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 7
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 4 to 8
Atmosphere – 4 to 7

Well, it's time for another review. I was in the club last night, and what FunSeeker has been saying is definitely true! There are some pushy waitresses, but the best ones to have are Bunni, Kylie, and my NEW FAVORITE --- Mariah! Mariah only works from 9 PM to 2 AM on Friday and Saturday, but it is worthwhile sitting in her section. One time last weekend she gave me too much change, and I called her on it. She thanked me for being honest. But let me tell you --- this woman is HOT! Superb eyes, beautiful face, and sexy legs. She is worth going to the club without sitting with any of the dancers. There are some dancers that have left the club, and it's left Michelle with a short list of girls. Hayley, Angel, Jersey, Diamond have all left. Tia is a new one (don't know much about her). I usually sit with Candy. Another sexy hot woman is Monica, who I'm going to see this afternoon. Paris went back to Pleasures. Other than that, there hasn't been much change in the club. I do know that they have taken new pictures for the web site, but I don't know if the site has been updated. There were several girls on the web site that are no longer there. Oh, almost forgot, Desire has returned to the club. She's a hot little number as well. Check her out with Candy and Monica. They will show you a good time. I put in a lower rating because of the lack of dancers. Maybe Michelle is forcing them away???

I made a few more visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, and the last one being a week ago Saturday. These visits were made in the evening.

There were about 10 dancers when I entered the club around 7:00PM and about 20 dancers by 8:00PM. At this time they opened the lower level stage. My experiences were basically similar to my previous visits. Some dancers responded well when tipped while they were on the stage and during their customary tip-walks. Many of the dancers were not friendlier, only some. I did tip only some dancers, and tipped very well a few dancers. Other dancers were very unhappy and kind of upset that they didn’t get tips.

Bartenders and the cocktail waitresses did a fair to very good jobs and tipped them well. One or two waitress was too pushy in selling drinks and dancer drinks. She actually takes dancer’s drink away even before the dancer finishes the drink. Then she asks “would you like to buy her another drink?” Totally disgusting and what a turn-off!

As usual, lap dancers are still at $25/song which only lasts an average of 2.5 minutes. Very very expensive. With the lap dance price as it is, many unfriendly dancers and couple of bad pushy waitresses – I can rate this club only about 5.

Why lower rating? - Because of couple of pushy waitresses, and they have absolutely no feeling and respect for patrons. Many dancers are simply not friendlier at all. They simply can’t expect tips after their 2-song-5 minutes on the stage. Lap dances at $25/song out in the open lasting 2.5 minutes is ridiculously high. I hardly see any lap dance actions (very little actions) or given during my stay. Most of the patrons go the clubs for great nice lap dances. Here at MBH, they are outrageously high-priced.
Once again, they do maintain the club very nice and clean with clean restrooms.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 0 to 8
Dancers (looks) - 3 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 8
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 0 to 8
Atmosphere – 5 to 6

More personnel changes at MBH! The waitresses Nikki and Teal are gone. The dancer Ginger is gone, and so is Chelsy. I would recommend spending time with Candy, because she is a sweetheart. I'm not sure, but I think that Melanie is also gone from the Michelle's scene (she only worked Friday & Saturday nights). Jennifer & Kenzy are also gone from the club. Diamond was there for a short time (she used to work at Jezebel's), but I haven't seen her around lately. Bailey has returned (after a short break of 6 months away from the club), and Hayley has also returned. I would also spend time with Bailey, Emma, Lacey, & Paris (Paris only works Thursday, Friday, & Saturday nights). As usual, the waitress service is excellent, the decor of the club is very good, and the bathroom is clean.

After my last review I did make many visits to Michelle’s Beach House. Made these visits Fridays and Saturdays. The last one was on last weekend Saturday Sept 10th 2005.

About 6 dancers when I entered doing the usual 2-song sets. After 7:00PM there were more dancers and about 15 to 20 or more dancers by 8:00PM when they opened the lower level stage with kind of party atmosphere.

My experiences were almost similar in all of the visits. As usual, some dancers responded well when tipped while they were on the stage and during their customary tip-walks. I didn’t tip all the dancers, and tipped some and tipped well to the favorite dancers. Some dancers seemed kind of upset and/or unhappy.

I did enjoy the company of some dancers with the drinks. The dancers drinks are $10, $20 and up. As usual bartenders and the cocktail waitresses provided a fair to great services and I tipped them well. I feel some of the cocktail waitresses are kind of pushy. As soon as a dancers sits next to me, asking “do you want to buy a her drink?” This is kind of disgusting because we don’t even get know the dancer or get to talk to her a few minutes.

Once again, the downside is the lap dance actions which is very little. $25/song which lasts on an average of 2.5 minutes is very very pricey. Whereas at Pleasures, lap dance atmosphere is lot better, Songs are longer lasting on an average of 4 minutes (3 to 5 minutes), and are $20/song. Many dancers are willing to make deals such as 2 for 30, 3 for 50 etc…

As usual, MBH is very well maintained with clean rest rooms. It feels great inside and comfortable. I will rate this club about 6.5. That’s mainly because of the lap dance scene which is not much at all. Good to great for tipping actions and drinks with the favorite dancers.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 6 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 8
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 6 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 5 (till 7:00PM) and 6 to 8 (after 7:00PM).

belladanni - Great to see you back reviewing! By the way, as I indicated, lap dances are not only done out in the open but also quite expensive ($25/song) because the songs only last anywhere from 2 to 3 minutes.

My last visit to this club was last night, September 10th.
There have been several changes regarding the dancers in the past few months. Quite a few of the dancers who were working in May 2005 have quit the club. Emma is still there, and she is worth spending time with, and she still gives the BEST lap dances for the $25 charge! A couple of the newer dancers to the club, Sophia and Ginger, are very nice to be with --- and they are very good company (because they will have a good conversation with you --- if YOU are willing!). If you are a pool player, I would suggest engaging Ginger or Roxy in a pool game, as they are both very good. This club has the best atmosphere of any in Wichita, and as FunSeeker says, there is not too much on the lap dance actions --- mainly because they are out in the open. If you buy a dancer a drink --- the drink prices are $10, $15, $25, $50, $100, and $250. The wait staff is very good. The better waitresses are Cherry, Kylie, Teal, Dacia, Penny, and Nikki.

Since my last review I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House. These visits {some Fridays and mostly Saturdays) were mostly made after 6:00PM, and some included afternoon visits were made about or after 4:00PM. Friday (July 22nd) was my latest visit to MBH on the very hot afternoon and evening. However, it was nice and cool inside.

There were about 5 to 7 dancers during the afternoon visits. As usual, there were more dancers as the evening progressed, and about 15 to 20 or more dancers by 8:00PM. At this time, they opened the lower level stage and the action got into the full swing. Many times quite a party atmosphere. I liked the customer base – included young to old, both male and female. Very interesting variety of patrons.

Basically, my experiences were very similar in all of the visits. As usual, some dancers responded well when tipped while they were on the stage and during their customary tip-walks. Some were not that friendlier. Some dancers were sitting by themselves and/or talking to each other. I had drinks with a few dancers, and really enjoyed their company. Bartenders and the cocktail waitresses provided a good to great services and I tipped them well.
The drink prices: Soda - $2. Beer - $3.75 to $4.25. Wine - $4.25.

I feel, this club is good for tipping actions and drinks with the favorite dancers. As usual, very little lap dance actions. $25/song for lap dance (done out in the open) is way too much when considering the length of the songs which last on an average of 2.5 minutes (may be 2 to 3 minutes) with no private area for these lap dances.

The club is very well maintained with clean rest rooms. Very likable feeling inside. I can only rate this club slightly below seven because of the lap dance scene, which is really dull. They really need to work to improve greatly in this area to brighten the lap dance atmosphere.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 6 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 8
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 7 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 5 (till 7:00PM) and 6 to 8 (after 7:00PM).

I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review. Almost all the time entered the club between 6:00PM and 6:30PM, and stayed until after 9:30PM to 11:00PM. Some visits included afternoon visits and got in after 4:00PM and stayed for about an hour or a little longer. My latest visit was on Saturday the March 26, 2005, and this visit included both the afternoon and evening visits.

During the afternoon visits there were about only 4 to 5 dancers, and the most I saw was 6 dancers on this Saturday visit. On every visit there were more dancers as the evening progressed, and about 20 dancers around 8:00PM. By this time, they opened the lower level stage and the action got into the full swing! Many times this club gets crowded with wide range of patrons – young to older, women by themselves or in groups or with their girlfriends/boyfriends, and couples. I really liked this very wide range of patrons!! Many of these patrons enjoyed the tipping actions including the female patrons!!!

My experiences were very similar in all of the visits. As usual, some dancers responded well when tipped while they were on the stage and during their customary tip-walks. Some were not that friendlier. Some dancers were sitting by themselves and/or talking to each other. I had drinks with couple of dancers, and very much enjoyed their company. Cocktail waitresses and bartenders provided a great service and I tipped them well.

Very little lap dance actions. This could be due to the highly priced dances (done out in the open with no separate lap dance area) at $25/song lasting only between 2.5 to 3 minutes. As I indicated before, this club is good for tipping actions and drinks with the favorite dancers.
They really maintain the club very nice and clean with clean restrooms. My overall rating remains at 7,

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 7 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 8
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 3 to 5 (till 7:00PM) and 6 to 8 (after 7:00PM).

I was in the club last night, March 19. One of the dancers, Burgundy, has quit the club. For some reason Jasmine was not there last night, but she is worth checking out if you visit the club! Also, look for Candy, Emma, Bella, Melanie, and Mia. If I am in the club, Bella will be occupied with me. Candy is 4 feet 10 inches tall with a great body! Mia has huge breasts, and she will give you an exceptional lap dance. In my opinion, Emma gives the BEST lap dance in the house! She works Tuesdays through Saturdays at night after 7:00 (until 2:00 AM). Melanie works on Friday and Saturday nights. Mia's day off is Tuesday, and I believe that Candy's days off are Wednesday and Friday. Melanie is a tall blonde with very nicely sized breasts, but not as large as Mia's. All of the ladies I have mentioned have good personalities, and are good conversationalists. Besides the lap dances you will enjoy visiting with them at your table. Of the wait staff choose Penny, Ginger, Teal, or Cherry. They will all give you good table service. There are only 2 stages (not 3 as someone reported in an earlier review). The only times that both stages are used are on Friday and Saturday nights after about 8:00. The ladies do come around for tips after their dances, which is something that you won't find at clubs like Jezebel's. The restroom is clean, and the club has a good appearance, although they could replace some of the bench seating (because it is becoming worn out). Lots of women like to visit this club with their girlfriends and/or boyfriends, because women can get up on stage with the dancers --- and anything goes! You would have to visit the club to see what I mean.

The last reviewer is absolutely correct, as there is no private area. I was in the club last night, March 15. I met the newest dancer, whose name is Jasmine. She's a really cute blonde, 23 years old, and she gave me her first lap dances ever. Before she came to work at MBH, she won two amateur night contests in other local clubs. She has never danced on stage before, either. I go in to see Emma, who works Tuesday through Saturday; Bella, Mariah, and Mia. Mia is a really cute blonde who should enter a beauty contest. She has really large breasts, and she is very personable and conversational. If I were you, spend quality time with Emma, Mariah, and Mia. You won't be disappointed!

This could be a ten, but I lowered one because there isn't any "private" area. The set up is basic, but good and well kept. 3 stages, clean place, everything looks polished, lots of black lighting, the announcer guy isn't pushy (seems cool), the staff seemed friendly and fun, and the girls that were there were real nice. I was there just as it opened. They are relaxed! I paid for a lap dance and placed my hands on the sides of her legs and she took my hands and moved them to her breasts. Unbelievable. Best lap dance ever.

It seems that as the new year progresses, there are more changes at MBH. One change is that Lindsey is gone --- she was fired. There are some new waitresses --- Peggy and Jenny. The women I have been spending time with are Bella, Emma, and Burgundy. These are my top three (if I had to rate them). There's another change, which is the addition of the Babe Parade. At approximately 11:30 PM and 1:00 AM on Fridays and Saturdays they now parade the women on both stages. They are carrying shots, and the phrase is: "If you buy a lap dance ($25), then we buy the shot." The shots are normally $5. Traditionally, the shots have been done on Fridays and Saturdays, but either one or two waitresses are tasked to do them each night. When you buy a shot from one of the waitresses, she sits on your lap like a lap dance, and she does the gyrations. So, it's up to you whether you want to pay either 5 or 25 dollars (basically). I think that they would do better if MBH would have a special like a 2-for-1 dance. Other than these changes, the club is still maintained well (compared to other clubs like Club Sensations and Pleasures). There's also no trouble at this club. There a lots of guys who bring their wives or girlfriends to enjoy the dancers. Sometimes these ladies enjoy the dancers right on stage. So don't hesitate in coming out for the fun!!

Funseeker - thank you for your comments about my reviews, and I will do my best in "keepin' them comin'"!

Since the new year began, I have been a visitor about 5 times. The club is a bit brighter, because of some of the Christmas decorations' being left up. A patron can actually see the faces of the dancers better. I don't know if this is a permanent change, but I will just say that it's different. I visited a few times to see Emma, Burgundy, and now Bella. Yes, Bella is back, as she came back to work around 12/24/2004. I saw her in the club on 1/6/2005, and she told me that she wanted to have a long talk with me on 1/8/2005. To make a long story short, I did see her on 1/8 and she told me that her being away from me was a huge misunderstanding. So, we are back as being friends. So, things are looking up. Anyway, the one major change is that the DJ named Jeff no longer works at MBH. At nights it's mostly Gary, but on Tuesday nights it's Duane. Jeff was THE disk jockey, so far as I am concerned. But everything else is the same. In fact as Bella was giving me a lap dance last Thursday, she remarked that if MBH had a private room for lap dances, she would be more aggressive. Those were her exact words. The same still goes --- if you want a good time with some nice women--I recommend Emma, Sapphire, Christina, Chloe, Honey, Burgundy, and Bella. However, if I'm in the club Bella will spend a lot of her time with me. There's also a new waitress who's really sweet and fun. Her name is Lindsey. She wanted to have a couple of shots with me after 1 AM on Saturday night, which we did. I almost forgot -- check out the dancer named Chantel, also.

I made a visit to Michelle’s Beach House on the New Year’s Day (Saturday – Jan 1st, 2005). Got into club right after 6:00PM and stayed until 9:00PM. Made another visit on Jan 8th (Saturday). Again, entered club right after 6:00PM and stayed until 10:00PM.

My experiences from both the visits were very similar in many respects. There were five dancers each time when I entered club, and were dancing the 2-song sets on the main stage. Gradually, more dancers arrived and the atmosphere brightened after 7:00PM and got into a full swing with party atmosphere by 8:00PM when they opened the lower level stage! By this time there were about 20 dancers. There were slightly more patrons during the New Year’s Day visit.
Some dancers responded well when tipped while they were on the stage and during their usual tip-walks. Some were not that friendlier. Some dancers were sitting by themselves and/or talking to each other.
I had drinks with couple of dancers, and enjoyed their company. Cocktail waitresses provided a great service and I tipped them well.

As I indicated before, this club is good for drinks and tipping actions with the favorite dancers. Again, not much value in table/lap dances which are $25/song. Because, many songs lasted close to 2.5 to 3 minutes. Some songs lasted 2 to 2.5 minutes.

As before, very nice and clean club with clean restrooms. My rating remains the same at 7.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 7 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 7
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 3 to 5 (till 7:00PM) and 6 to 8 (after 7:00PM).

belladanni – I very much enjoy your reviews, and keep them coming to us.
I really appreciate for noticing my reviews and your comments. I indicated in my previous reviews that they needed to have separate lap dance area only because of the such high cost of dances at $25/song which lasts on an average of 2.5 minutes (or even 2 to 3 minutes)! If these table/dances were 10/song lasting about 3 minutes or more, there is no need for separate lap dance area. They need to brighten the atmosphere with more table/lap actions. As it is now - it’s all tip-walks, some stage-tippings and drinks with the dancers. Very little lap dance actions.

I agree with Funseeker's comments about the lap dances' being too expensive for the amount of time that the song is played. I also agree about his comments about the dances being done in the open, rather than in a private room. Michelle would have to make a major reconstruction to the club in order to add a private room or rooms, because of the setup with two stages --- one at ground level, and one at one floor up. They should also offer 2 for 1 specials on dances, but in the 2 1/2 years I've been going there --- I have not seen anything close to that happening. His comments about the money the dancers make on tips and/or drinks is right on target! I have heard a few of the dancers make comments about the customers not tipping after they have done their dances on the stage.

I forgot to mention in my last report about Kylie and Mariah. I have talked about Kylie in a previous report. She is one of the harder working waitresses, and she is very friendly. She gets good tips from me. Mariah used to be a waitress, as her name was Natasha. Natasha became Mariah when she came back to MBH as a dancer instead of a waitress. As I said in my last report, Emma is still the best. Her work week is Tuesday through Saturday (at night). She's still new at lap dancing, but she does give you your $$$ worth, considering the short amount of time each song is played by the DJ.

There's another change: Jeff no longer works at MBH's, because he got a job at a local aircraft company. He was my favorite DJ. So now we're left with Gary at night, and maybe William (if he's still employed at MBH's).

I was in the club on Thursday (12/23) and Friday (12/24). On Thursday the club was having their 8th annual Xmas party, with an all-you-can-eat buffet all day. Considering that it was only 2 days until Xmas there was a good amount of customers there, but not like I have seen on some Saturday nights, when MBH's packs them in. I didn't get a lap dance in the 2 hours I was there, but then I did not see too many dancers give them.

On Friday I went in to see one of the more recent additions to the club. Her name is Emma. She was a waitress for a couple of days (earlier this month), but then she began dancing. On this evening she was not feeling well, both from being tired from Thursday's party, AND the fact that she had a stomach flu. As I have told her, she is the prettiest dancer in the club. She has a very nice personality to go along with her looks. Before I have made reports on Bella. Bella has not been seen for 3 weeks. Emma's much better than Bella in all respects. Spend some time with her, but don't take any time away from me!

Some of the other standouts are Burgundy, Sapphire, Melanie (Friday & Saturday only), and Chloe (Friday & Saturday only). They are worth spending time with as well. I recommend them very highly. Also, Christina is a very nice young woman --- she is very humorous and friendly!

I made another visit to Michelle’s Beach House on this Christmas Eve (Friday – Dec 24th, 2004). Got in around 4:30PM. Took a short break and returned to MBH, and stayed until after 8:30PM.

There were only four dancers when I entered the club, and they were dancing on the main stage doing the 3-song sets, and later turned to the usual 2-song sets. It looked kind of very slow and the atmosphere looked dull with only about four to five other patrons. Gradually more dancers arrived, and the atmosphere brightened after 7:00PM and when they opened the lower level around 8:00PM. By this time, there were more than 15 dancers, and looked more like a party atmosphere and with more patrons.

Some dancers responded well when tipping while they were dancing on the stage, and also during their customary tip-walks. It seems like, many dancers were not interested in talking and mingling with the patrons, and they were just sitting by themselves and/or talking to each other. It looked kind of odd to me every time when visit this club.
Only thing for sure they do is their usual tip-walks, saying - “you want to tip me for dance.” I don’t see much interest in doing any ordinary and friendly conversations with the patrons! Saw only one or two table/dances given during my stay! May be, because of the $25/song lasts for an average of slightly more than 2.5 minutes. Some songs lasted three minutes, and a few lasted slightly more then 2 minutes. These dances are done out in the open! Of course, there were some drink action, not that many as my earlier visits. Probably because, the dancers were not doing that much mingling with patrons. It is obvious that most of the dancers make most of the money from tips, and then from selling the drinks (ie., drinks with the patrons).

I will still rate at (slightly less than) 7 mainly because of the clean facility they maintain with clean restrooms, and the very good service provided by the cocktail waitresses and the bartenders. They need to jump start the atmosphere by offering specials such as 2 for 1, and so on. Also need to have a separate lap dance area with some privacy. $25/song dances lasting 2.5 minutes is way way high!! Songs should be full length with $20/song lasting about 5 minutes is more appropriate, and this will definitely improve the table/lap dance actions.

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 7 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 7
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 5 (till 7:00PM) and 6 to 7 (after 7:00PM).

Today, Saturday (Dec 11th), I made a visit to Michelle’s Beach House. Entered the club right at 5:00PM. Took a short break, then returned to MBH, and stayed until 9:00PM.

There were five dancers when I got into the club, and they were doing the two-song sets. It looked kind of slow. About four to six patrons were there at this time. More dancers arrived gradually as the evening progressed. Things really picked up and the action got into full swing by 8:00PM when they opened the lower level. By this time, there were about 20 dancers and a fairly good crowd for a Saturday night.

As usual, only some dancers responded well when tipped while they danced on the stage. These dancers were friendly to very friendly. Others were not that nice and friendly. All dancers made their rounds (tip-walks) after their 2-song sets to ask and collect tips from each of the patrons. This practice is becoming annoying at best. I didn’t tip some dancers, and tipped well to very well to some dancers. It’s really fun to tip the favorite dancers! Also, to have drinks with them!!

Among the several cocktail waitresses, most of them did a good job of servicing the drinks. Also, providing the dancers’ drinks. I tipped them well.

As I mentioned in my previous reviews, the table/lap dance is notoriously high at $25/song. Why? Because, the songs last for an average of only 2.5 to 3 minutes. A few songs lasted only two minutes! Saw only 2 or 3 lap dances during my stay. Not at all real value in these dances. Dancers’ drinks are better option. Some dancers do give us good company.

Once again, my experience has been the same, and also my rating remains almost the same at 7. I’m impressed with the cleanliness of the club that they maintain with clean restrooms!

I would rate:
Friendliness of cocktail waitresses, bartender and the DJ - 7 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 0 to 9
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 7 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 7 (till 8:00PM) and 7 to 9 (after 8:00PM).

After making a few visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, I made another visit on Saturday (Dec 4, 2004). Entered the club before 4:30PM (after leaving Pleasure’s). Took a dinner break and returned to MBH and stayed until after 9:00PM.

There were only four dancers at the time I got in, and the dancers were dancing the 2-song sets. Gradually in the evening more dancers arrived, and the action got into full swing by 8:00PM when they opened the lower level. By this time there were more than 15 dancers.
Some dancers were nice to very nice and responded well while tipping when they danced on the stage. Some others were not nice. All the dancers made their customary tip-walks after they danced on the stage to collect tips from the patrons, and again only some responded well. I feel, these tip-walks are becoming annoying. The two-song sets last only for five minutes. So we are asked for tips every five minutes!! I didn’t tip some dancers, and a couple of dancers were not happy with it.
This club is good only for the tipping actions with the favorite dancers and drinks with those dancers!!

All the cocktail waitresses were very nice and friendly. Always prompt with the drinks, and I tipped them well. They really deserve it!

The table/lap dances are notoriously highly priced at $25/song! The songs last on an average of 2.5 minutes. A few songs lasted only two minutes, and some songs lasted close to 3minutes. These table/lap dances are just not worth it. Because, the dances last only for such a short time!! They could brighten the atmosphere by offering 2 or 1 dances or lower priced dances. They need to lengthen the songs. As it is, there is no value for the patrons, and just not worth getting table/lap dances. They also need to have separate lap dance area with some privacy. Hardly any lap dance actions. I saw only two or three dances during my stay. Dancers make most of their money from the tips and then from the drinks.

Nice thing about this club – Very clean and comfortable. The restroom is also very clean. My rating remains almost the same from this experience.

I would rate:
Friendliness of bartender, cocktail waitresses and the DJ - 7 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 1 to 9
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 7 (till 8:00PM) and 7 to 9 (after 8:00PM).

I was in the club Friday, 11/26 for the first time in 2 weeks.

Yes, Bella is still there. She's a stuck-up little you-know-what, and I don't think that she's making the money that she used to make. Which is probably why she has the attitude. Stay away from her if you can. She's a 24-year-old red-haired white girl, about 5 feet 5 inches (without heels). Lately she's been wearing black boots, so she may be easier to spot. I would spend my time with the other ladies, especially Burgundy, Chloe (who was a little drunk that night), Sapphire, and Christina. Don't waste your time with Bella.

They've had a turnover on wait staff, too. There's a new waitress, Kylie, who served me really well, and she received good tips from me. Kylie is well-mannered, too! That's nice in a club like this.

The best DJ there is in MBH is Jeff. I even bring CDs in for him to copy the songs to their computer.

I went to MBH last night (11/13/2004). Yes, Bella is "back in town." She's a bit on the stuck-up side, so I don't know what her problem is. I did get lap dances from three ladies --- Melanie, Chloe, and Burgundy. All three ladies are nice. Burgundy's a little young (at 18), and she doesn't seem to have much confidence in herself for lap dances. I told her to take it slowly, and she will "get the hang of it." She's really cute, and people say that she looks like Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman), but I believe that's only true around her eyes. Burgundy has dark hair. Chloe gives me great lap dances, and she even fingered around my crotch to feel me better. She also likes to cuddle up with me, and that's a real plus! I have known Melanie for a year and a half, and she's a very good friend (as well as a very good lap dancer). She's an outstanding conversationalist, and she's in the top three of all of the ladies in the club. If you go to MBH, please check out Melanie on Friday and Saturday nights. You won't be disappointed! However, Bella is a much different story. She may ignore you, or she may give you some attention. She definitely has some issues in the character/behavior department.

I visited the club last night (11/10/2004). One of my favorite dancers, Sapphire, came up to me for some conversation. I bought her a drink and we sat at one of the tables near the stage. During our conversation she gave me some interesting information: Brooklyn has left, Beverly left and came back -- Echo, one of the waitresses is gone -- and so is Natasha, another of the waitresses. Sapphire also told me that Bella has indeed returned, and she is off on Mondays and Wednesdays (nights). She's the one that I indicated to try to either avoid; or, if you buy her drinks -- either have lots of $$$, or try to slow her down. She can down them fast! I had four lap dances from Sapphire. She has natural boobs, and they are big ones --- I would say 38DDD. She lets you touch them, where Bella won't let you touch hers --- and Bella's are 34B. I didn't think that Sapphire would get my motor running, but she did indeed! I may head to the Beach House again tonight to see Sapphire (and see if Bella's really back). However, Melissa (waitress) is still there, and you need to keep an eye on her. She even got a boob job --- hers are a C size now (from a 34B size before). It's too bad about Echo and Natasha, as they were nice ladies. Oh, one of the waitresses had to go back to being a dancer --- her name is Libby. She's rather cute, too. But Jennifer and Wanda are still there as waitresses, so I'd try to be at one of their tables.

I have not been to the club for slightly over a week, but I know one of the dancers, and she gave me some news. Danni, one of the better dancers in the club, has left. She now works at Club Sensations on East Harry Street. I have heard that the dancer Bella has returned. However, I would watch myself with Bella, because she can slurp those drinks down (even $25.00 ones) very quickly. Therefore, unless you have a credit card in your pocket with unlimited spending capability --- I would tend to shy away from Bella (so far as drinks are concerned). She does give you a good lap dance, though. An earlier review stated that the length of the songs for lap dances is 3 to 5 minutes --- but that's incorrect. They have it timed to about 2 and one-half to 3 minutes. When it gets REALLY busy on Fridays/Saturdays I have heard the owner Michelle tell the DJ to shorten up the songs. I do know some of the DJs like Jeff, Dwayne, and William. All in all, Michelle's BH is worth a visit, but you have to be watchful of some of the pitfalls. Just keep your eyes and ears open. Some of the dancers like to play pool, and that can be lots of fun as well.

I went to MBH last Tuesday night (10/26/2004). I noticed that Michelle's has a costume party on the 30th, which is tomorrow night. I saw Danni that night, and I spent my time with her. Some of the other ladies (like Honey, Desiree, and Sapphire) came around to say "hi" to me. I now only tip Danni, Christina, and Sapphire --- when they go around on their tip-walk. Since I spend lots of time with Danni, she doesn't even come by for a tip. Another new waitress has started --- her name is Wanda. Wanda used to work at this club before, but she left earlier this year. She's a good waitress --- so treat her well!

Sorry, I forgot to mention a couple of items in my last review.

Jordan and Beverly have returned. Who knows how long they will stay? However, if I were you, I would avoid both of these women, especially Beverly. If you like to be lied to all of the time, then Beverly is for you. I will not even give Beverly the time of day.

Jordan will give you a good lap dance; in fact, it's what I call a dirty lap dance. She's not all that good-looking, and she appears like she doesn't know where she is half the time, but she will give you a good ride on your lap.

I went to MBH on Friday, 10/22/2004. I saw Danni, Brooklyn, Sadie, and Bambi. Bambi used to work on day shift --- now she only works on Friday and Saturday nights. Her new stage name is Chloe, because Michelle (the owner) does not want her to use her real name for dancing. Michelle can be so strange at times --- and she's even more so lately! I only had drinks and dances from Danni, who is my favorite. While Danni was on stage, Brooklyn asked for a dance, but I turned her down. If I weren't with Danni, I would have had lap dances with Brooklyn, Bambi (now Chloe), or Sadie --- as they are all cute. I don't give out money during the dancers' tip-walks anymore --- I just tip the dancers on stage (if I feel like it). It's because Michelle changed the drink prices and the prices for the test tube liquor shots (only done on Friday and Saturday nights). Oh yes, check out Echo (one of the waitresses) while you're there, because she's a pretty good waitress. But stay away from Melissa, another one of the waitresses. Melissa is a very bad tattletale. She should not be working at this club.

After leaving Pleasure’s at 4:00PM, arrived at Michelle’s Beach House at 4:30PM (Saturday – Oct. 16, 2004). Took a dinner break and returned to MBH and stayed until 10:00PM.

There were about six to seven dancers at the time I entered the club, and were dancing the 2-song sets. Things gradually picked up as more dancers were arriving and the action was at the full swing when they opened the lower level! By this there were about 20 dancers. Some to many dancers were nice and friendly to very friendlier. Some were not nice or friendlier. Some dancers responded well when tipped while they danced on the stage. All the dancers made their usual tip-walk after they danced on the stage collecting tips from each of the patrons.

After 8:00PM, at times, it was more like a festive atmosphere, and quite enjoyable. I had a nice company of the dancers with couple of drinks. Dancers’ drinks start at $10 and up. Overall, I had very nice times during my stay. Bartenders and the most of the cocktail waitresses were nice and prompt with the drinks.

Table/lap dances continue to be the downside of this club. These dancers are $25/song, which lasts for about three minutes. No specials or deals. Dancers are firm on this price, probably due to the house rules. As I mentioned before, these dances are done out in the open. No privacy, and no private or VIP areas for these dances.

I liked the overall décor with very nice and clean all around. This is also one of the some clubs those do have clean restrooms.
Based on my experiences, I would give an overall rating of 7. I would up this rating when most of the dancers are nice and friendlier, and the table/lap dances are reasonable with some privacy.

I would rate:
Friendliness of bartender, cocktail waitresses and the DJ - 7 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 1 to 10
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 7 to 9
Atmosphere – 4 to 7 (till 8:00PM) and 7 to 9 (after 8:00PM).

I went to visit Danni, a personal friend, last night at MBH.
I believe that the new price structure for drinks (see my earlier posts to this web site), is having an effect. I don't believe that as many customers are coming in, or for those that do, they are not buying drinks as they did before. I met a new lady there. Her name is Brooklyn. She's brunette, and she's cute. Unfortunately, I did not get a dance from her, but I plan to do so soon. She works nights. Bambi, who was there on day shift, is gone. Too bad --- she was a good dancer.



My last visit to the club was Saturday, 10/9, as Michelle's is closed on Sunday.

I found out from Bella that she has quit working the club.

To me the friendlier waitresses are Echo, Natasha, and Jennifer. Look out for Melissa --- she steals $$$ from the dancer's share of the drinks. For example, if you buy a dancer a $25 drink --- the dancer is supposed to get $20. Or, if a $10 drink is bought, $9 is kept for the dancer. One of the dancers told me that Melissa stole the $9 on Friday night. These ladies only get $$$ from the stage, their tip-walks, and the drinks --- they are not paid an hourly wage!

Do check out Sadi as well as Danni, and (if she's still there) Bambi.


My latest visit to MBH was yesterday (Saturday – Oct 9, 2004), and got in around 4:30PM. Took a dinner break and returned at 6:30PM and stayed until after 9:30PM

There were only four dancers, and were dancing the usual 2-song sets until 7:00PM and looked kind of very slow for a Saturday. After 7:00PM, more dancers were there and things picked up when they opened lower level at 8:00PM. By this time, it was on full swing (however, not quite like previous visits) with more dancers but less than the usual Saturday nights.

Some dancers were friendlier to very friendlier and responded well when tipped them on the stage, and while collecting tips after they danced on the stage. Some dancers were not friendlier and some were just so so. I enjoyed well by focusing on many nice and friendlier dancers. I feel, it’s O.K. not to tip during the tip-walks to a few dancers who aren’t nice and friendlier (couple of dancers were not at all happy, and looked kind of upset when they didn’t get the tips), and tip to the other dancers. Tip very well to the dancers who are really nice and friendlier and who do care about their patrons. Overall, I had good times during my visit (not as great as my last previous three visits).
This is the club where most of the dancers make most of the money from the tips and then from the dancers’ drinks. Table/lap dance actions are only a very few.

As usual, I was really impressed with the two cocktail waitresses. They were just great and very nice, friendly and courteous. Always prompt with the drinks. I tipped them well.

The downside of this club is the table/lap dances. Highly priced at $25/song, and are done out in the open. No separate area or VIP area. The songs actually last only for slightly less than 3 minutes to 3.5 minutes. Not a real value at all for $25/song!
From my overall experiences from this visit, I would give (lowering) a rating of 7. I would have given a rating of 8 or even 9 and above, if most of the dancers were nice and friendlier and if the table/lap dances were reasonable.

I would rate:
Friendliness of bartender, cocktail waitresses and the DJ - 8 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 1 to 10
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 3 to 5 (till 7:00PM) and 6 to 8 (after 7:00PM).

I forgot to mention that Jordan also quit the club a couple of days ago.

I also forgot to say this: if you like bodacious big ta-ta's, check out Sapphire. Her knockers are huge.

Dedra's knockers are also huge, but I have not had a dance from her.

Christina is cute and I call her Trouble, but I have not had a lap dance from her.

Oh, stay away from Crystal, unless you want to be bothered with stupid questions and her telling you what to do (as if she were your momma). She's only 19, and she's immature.

Stay away from Ashley, unless you like REAL airheads. Yes, she is a dirty blonde....

Diamond is nice, but she's not a good lap dancer. She does better at waitressing, which she does from time to time.

But Sadi and Danni are two of the best (at night), although Danni does work in the days at times. On day shift (2:00 PM to 8:00 PM) check out Eden and Phoenix. Eden's definitely Playboy material. In fact, I want to find her a photographer, so that he/she can snap pictures of her for Playboy..



I was last at Michelle's last night into this morning at 2:00, when they close. Michelle's is closed on Sundays. The dancers I would look for (evening shift, which begins at 7:00) are Danni, Brandy, and Sadi. Sadi used to work at Michelle's a couple of years ago as a cocktail waitress. She's really hot! Danni is cute, too; and she's very personable. You'll like her a lot! Brandy is a cutie pie, and she's really nice to the customers. I would not look for Trinity, Bella, Teneah any more, because they do not work at the club --- they've quit. Definitely be aware of a dancer named Beverly, because she's a little liar and a sneak. Seriously, be very aware and careful of Beverly. I do not like to say anything bad about anyone, but Beverly is definitely a person not to trust. She's DEFINITELY in it for the money, and she could not care less about you as a customer. Just beware! Also, look out for Desiree --- she's not as bad as Beverly, but she's one to be aware of as well. Treat Echo (one of the waitresses) really well, as well as Cherry (another waitress). Be very aware of the waitress Melissa --- she will steal money from the dancers (that's how the dancers make their money --- from selling drinks). And, Natasha, one of the waitresses, is really cute --- she's a sweetheart ---- treat her right. At nights some of the waitresses will come to work after 9:00, so be aware of that, too. Overall, Michelle's is not a bad spot; as I would say it's the best in the Wichita area. It's definitely worth checking out, especially at night.

Michelle just raised prices on the dancers' drinks. For example, what used to be a $25.00 drink including alcohol is now a $25.00 soft drink, then you have to add $4.25 for a side shot of alcohol. The girls have not complained much about this change much, but I suspect that as the clientele slowly stops buying the "extra shot" for the drinks, then the girls will become more active in complaining, and their attitudes will go downhill. Your best bets for girls at least on the night shift are Danni, Bella, and Sadi (who just started yesterday evening). Sadi used to be a waitress at this club a few years ago.

I'm resubmitting this review since it was accedently deleted as indicated by TUSCL.

I made some visits to Michelle’s Beach House over the past year. However, my experiences were just so so. My latest visit was on this weekend Saturday afternoon (Sept 11, 2004). Got in around 2:30PM and spent more than three and half hours. It seemed like they recently made some renovations with beautifully laid-out new carpets. The place looked very nice and clean all around.

There were about 8 to 12 dancers during my visits. As the afternoon progressed, more dancers were gradually arriving. Each dancer danced 2-song sets on the main stage. Many of the dancers were nice and friendlier, and responded well when tipped while they danced on the stage. As customary to Wichita clubs, the dancers made tip-walks after they danced on the stage.
Some dancers came to my table and made some conversations me, and I had several drinks with the dancers. Dancers’ drink start at $10 and up. These dancers whom I had drinks were really nice and friendlier, and gave me nice companies (Unlike my experiences in some clubs, none of these dancers disappeared or made any excuse to go away after I bought the drinks).
The cocktail waitress was extremely nice and friendlier, and always prompt with the drinks. I tipped her well which she really deserved. I really liked the overall atmosphere.

The personal dances are steeply high at $25/song, which might last 3 to 5 minutes. I would have rated this club 9 if they were to offer dances at reasonable prices or 2 for 1 specials, or if the dancers were willing to make any deals. It seemed like, the house rule sets the dance price firmly at $25/song. These are done out in the Open, No privacy. I didn’t have any of these personal dances, so I’m unable to share anything about the dances. From my overall experiences, I would give a rating of 8.

I would rate:
Friendliness of bartender, cocktail waitresses and the DJ - 8 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 5 to 8, and friendliness & attitude - 5 to 9
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 8 to 9

I made another visit to MBH yesterday (Saturday – Sept. 25, 2004) afternoon. Entered the club around 4:00PM. Took a dinner break. Returned to the club stayed close to 9:00PM. My experiences were similar (I would say, kind of so so in the beginning and had gotten better and better later in the evening and into the night) to my previous visit couple of weeks ago.

Layout: As we enter, the bar is on the left. The main stage is right in front as we enter. On the left of the stage, there is pool table. This main stage area is quite spacious. There is another stage at the lower level on the right a few steps down. The lower level is very spacious and comfortable. The stage is kind of high and not comfortable as the main stage. They opened the lower level stage around 8:00PM. This club is quite large when we consider both the main level and the lower level areas.

The drink prices are kind of reasonable with soda at $2. Great cocktail waitresses. They had about 6 to 8 dancers and about 10 customers at the time I entered. As the evening progressed there were more dancers, and by 8:00PM there were at least or more than 15 to 20 dancers, and more than 30 to 35 customers. Some of the dancers were really beautiful! By this time, the place looked like a party atmosphere.
The music is not too loud (as in some clubs) and the place is not too dark. The lighting and the music were just right. I very much liked the whole atmosphere.

The dancers’ drink start at $10 and up. I had fun times with a few drinks with the dancers. Dancers do make their tip-walks after they danced the 2-song sets, and collecting tips from each of the patrons. Some to many dancers responded well while tipped them when they danced on the stage and during the tip-walks. The dancers make most of the money from tips and by selling the drinks. The dancers do give reasonably good company while we’ve the dancers’ drinks.

The table/lap dances are firmly set at $25/song, which lasts about 3 to 3.5 minutes. I feel, these dances are quite expensive. The dances are done out in the Open. No privacy. No VIP area. In all my visits, I’ve hardly seen much of any table/lap dance actions. In this visit only 2 or 3 dances were given during my stay.

Considering the overall experience, I would rate slightly below 8. If the personal dances were reasonable, I would have easily rated at 9.

I would rate:
Friendliness of bartender, cocktail waitresses and the DJ - 8 to 9
Dancers (looks) - 4 to 9, and friendliness & attitude - 3 to 10
Decor of the club – 8
Service and drinks – 8 to 9
Atmosphere – 7 to 9

When a person enters the club, he/she immediately sees one of two stages, the large screen TV, and the pool table. The tables are basically oval, with two or three vinyl chairs. There are chairs placed around the stage. The second stage is on the lower level (there are two levels), and that is accessed by the stairs to the right as you've walked in.

The dancers are friendly and mostly pretty. I would look out (avoid) for Ashley and Jill (a newcomer). Pay special attention to Danni, Bella, Christina, Renee, Melanie, Bambi, and Sapphire. All of these ladies are very nice. Some work day shift (2 PM to 8 PM), and the others work the night shift (7 PM to 2 AM). Out of these seven, three are the best. They are (in no particular order): Melanie, Danni, and Bella.

Unfortunately, Michelle has decided to really change her drink prices. For example, it used to be where you could buy a dancer a drink (complete with alcohol) for $25.00. Now, you buy a drink for $25.00, AND

Highest class club in the area. Atmosphere is nice and clean. Women are friendly and are 5-9. Some of the women are allot of fun and are willing to sit and chat. Laps are in the open and $25 each. YMMV but overall a good experience. Later in the evening the club opens a second room and stage. Remember, dancers go around for tips after their dances and also sell dancer drinks starting at $10 each.
Overall the nicest club in the area and worth visiting.

Went to the club on a Wed afternoon. Only 6 dancers - one was a "10" Dancers were not real friendly.

I last visited Michelle's Beach House in February/2004. The atmosphere there is always friendly. I would rate most of the girls that I have seen there as 8's with a few 9's and 10's. The most pleasant thing about my visit was the very friendly and helpful waitress. I bought a calender and she took it around for all the dancers to sign for me, for free!. One dancer even took the time to come to my table and chat with me before signing the calender. All in all, a great place!