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October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Start off by paying for valet parking, but once you get in the club it goes downhill from there. Lots of empty tables (maybe only 4 customers in the place with only two or three girls (at 10 PM on a Wednesday evening) and none particularly attractive. The "private" dances were monitored by some guy who kept ragging on the girls for getting too close to the guys.

Whatever you do, don't do it here. You're sure to be disappointed. I was.

Stop in here for the first time in 2 years. Been spending my money in better places than these tease factories. Still, I rememeber there being some great girls here. Bobby, Montana, Serinity, Lexi, Electra, Kim, Kirstin. Great shows, good times. But now what?

I go in and got a seat. I went to the stage and not a single girl came for a tip. WTF? Not one girl. If they don't want money, what do they want? No tip, no way to find out who to dance with, so I left. What happened to this place? Where are the girls that used to work there?

I would give it a zero, but they did have girls there.

Visiting from out of town for a night, I was looking for a nice club and was drawn by the fully nude feature. It was a bit of a trek getting there, but it was worth the drive. This was not a run-of-the-mill club experience. I didn't like that valet parking was mandatory, but not a big deal. However, I was worried about value once I paid the $15 cover on top of the $4 valet. The club is BYO hard liquor, but they have soda and Red Bull for sale. High security, as I'd expect in a club that lets dancers go fully nude, but they are polite and unobtrusive.

I arrived around 9:30, and the club wasn't very busy at all, but the girls were still dancing as though they had a full house. Lots of contact, very friendly, really worked for tips. As the evening went on, girls would move from a three-song set on stage to another set in the cage, giving you the chance to see more of a girl if you wanted. The girls are 8's and 9's for the most part, a few too many bleach blondes for my taste but the rest took lots of time to visit so I was never bored. Music was okay, but slower for the most part, I would have liked to see more pole work. The smoke machine was a bit of a distraction, but not too bad, and the ventilation in the club seemed good.

Private dances are $20 on the wall, or $30 in VIP on the couch, and $20 for an extra song. My dances were very up close and personal, shared a couch with another patron at her request so she and the other girl could touch each other.

Given the chance, I'd go back in a heartbeat.

Went to Diamonds the other day. I had been there before so I was prepared and brought a bottle of Jack.

The ladies are friendly and fairly attractive. They are also easy to talk to!

It is always a friendly atmosphere and the girls have a decent amount of contact but nothing like clubs out west in Nevada and Los Angeles.

Bring some money and bottle and be sure of having a good time!

The bouncers give you a fair amount of space and it is a very comfortable scene.

Don't be afraid after asking permission to do a little amount of touching but again it is Illinois so be a little bit more on the cautious side.

It is full nude and no liquor is served so have your bottle ready, kick back, and enjoy.

a rarity for me to visit a club in my own backyard, but I finally made the trip to Diamonds. A friend and I took a bottle of vodka with us. Valet parking (cheap) $20 cover. But hey, the rest of the drinks were CHEAP. We each bought maybe 3 glasses of tonic to compliment the vodka. So, costs for us were WAY down, as I've easily ran up $100-200 tabs between 2 guys at other clubs.
We arrived early, and it was kinda dead. Good for us. LOTS of attention. I felt the talent level was pretty high. Good variety, not a lot of silicone, although I don't remember seeing a really spectacular pair of large boobs. I saw quite a few very young, pert, cute, and firm young ladies. And gents, it ain't all bad having a 19 year old shaved box a few inches from your face. I'd give the club a 9 or a 10, except the freakin' bouncer by the private area STARES at you. I mean, it's ok to keep an eye on things, but cut a guy some slack. His eyes never seemed to leave the area. And I was back there at least 4 times. That's my biggest complaint with Diamonds. The dances are HANDS OFF, although they can touch you. But it's a show, purely, not an interaction. With just a little touching, this could be a really good club (for those of us that drink booze and bring our own).

***First off, a warning for those that might not be aware like me: NO BEER. They will not let you bring in beer for some ungodly reason, only liquor*** Went here with high expectations, but fairly late on a Thursday night. Staff seems nice and proper but intimidating. In comparison to the Admiral (only other club I know to be honest), this place is a bit trashy. Seats are not nearly as nice and the total area is so much smaller. One level as well, so you don't get a good view down on what's going down on the floor. It seems a bit cramped and the layout is just flat-out boring, also requiring you to turn around to look everywhere. Stage lighting seems flat and uninteresting. The girls are so-so. Between 12 am and the semi-early closing time of 2 am, they were few and far between. Most were sitting down chatting up customers if they were not out of sight. The stage dances are nothing too exciting, I was expecting full nudity but that was a rarity. Some girls did seem interesting though and actually got involved in real conversation for a while even if you didn't bust out the cash. In comparison to the Admiral, LOTS more contact which is a plus in my opinion. Girls will grind against you, ass and breasts. In my time there I also saw about 3 audience members getting their tops taken off by the strippers. As far as the girls' looks... Well, focus on the bodies (in some cases, look away!). Hopefully it was a bad night for the staffing of the girls... if not, they need some work in that department. Was not impressed with the choice of music either. 80's cock rock works for a roadside truck stop, but keep it out of strip clubs in my opinion. I'll take class over trash. Overall, if you live near any other decent clubs, don't bother with this one.

Very nice and clean, about 20 for a dance and 30 for vip. Had a variety of different types of girls. The vip was pretty nice it has couches instead of chairs that was about the only difference from a regular lapdance. They have a mainstage and a cage in the back. They don't sell any alcohol there and when smoke free illinois comes you won't be able to smoke there either. I would go back there again.

Very nice club. No alcohol. The staff of guys are great - told me about the two best working that night I was there. VIP is nice - got some very good mileage from the recommended gals.

This is a decent club. They don't serve drinks, but it is full nude. Some girls are average and others are fine as hell. There are some serious dimes in this club but also some that are not. The dances are below average. For the standard dance, you sit in chairs along the side of the club and there is little to no contact. The girls are nice for the most part. But if it is really crowded, you may not get too much attention. The VIP dances aren't worth the money.

Diamonds was upscale but too many well-dressed bouncers
who were unneccessarily unfriendly. I hate valet parking
so I hid my valuables like my new video camera inside by the spare tire.
The valet price was only $3 but made me feel uncomfortable.
The $15 cover seemed a bit high, especially since it was a Thursday afternoon and empty.

Dancers: All were 6s and all a-cups; a total bummer.

It's "all nude" but they don't show their lower regions on the stage.
During the nude "side dance" there was very little contact but she did show lower lips.
Truthfully, it was not really worth it--compared to Deja Vu in Colorado Springs where girls go
nude on very bright stage where you can see _everything_.

- Nikki (23 years old, pretty=5, cupsize=A): tits too small and always giggle'ed nervously, probably because of low-self esteme.
Only reason I took her up on private dance was because of promised shoulder rub which ended up being pretty bad.

- Skyler (23 years old, pretty=7, cupsize=B): we engaged me in 20 minutes of good conversation so I thought I return favor with LD. Lap dance was no contact and was okay, I guess.

Overall, I don't really recommend the place... I prefer either very pretty girls or lots of mileage. Here you get neither; very little ROI. Go to All Stars instead...


Well, this is the first strip joint I have been to in the Chicago area. This place is out there in West Chicago right across from a small airport. The club is a BYO alcohol, but make sure if you bring hard alcohol that you only bring 750ml as they will not allow 1.75L unless you have a group of 7+. Some liquor law or something the bouncer said. I saw this when I was entering the place. Anyways, the club is setup with one main stage, a small cage stage in the center, and then a VIP area that is raised above the main floor by several steps but it is a little more private but there is a full time bouncer up there. The dances up there are $30 for 1 and $50 for 2. The dances on the floor are done against the wall on regular chairs and they run $20. They are fully nude with some contact depending on which girl you get. There are about 8 girls on average on week nights and many more on Fri-Sat according to one of the stripper I spoke with. So, for the girls that were there they rated from 5-7 in my book. For the most part they were nice and didn't much do the hustle as they tried to talk and sell you the dance by being social. They also had 2 girl dances where it looked like the girls licked each other's nipples and had their hands on each other during the "private" dance. I witnessed one from across the room. If the girls were hotter I think I would have gone for it... but as it was I was talked into one dance. I guess ever since my visit to Prague I have been spoiled so I didn't much feel like getting many dances so I just got one from a fairly cute blonde, forgot her name, but she said she was moving soon to Califronia. Anyways, I can see where this place could be fun if you BYO alcohol and a group of friends. They will serve you mixers for $4 glass.

I was there on a Saturday night. Plenty of hot girls...most of them won't give you the time of day unless you get a dance. I had a few dances from a young hispanic girl. After the first two, she would actually spend time with me. The dances are full nude...right in front of you. I got a couple of VIP dances. The last one she moved my hand and let me rub her lips and ass for a second. She was pretty wet (and tipsy). All in all...it was a good night.

Location: Very easy to find. Plenty of parking as it is valet for $3.

Front Door: Very strict at the front door. Meaning, they check ID's, they wristband you according to your age, and your drinking preferences. You get a special wristband if your the designated driver. :)

Cover Charge: Cover charge is a bit high at $20 on the weekends.

Alcohol: Bring your own alcohol. No beer. Hard liquor only. 750ml per couple.

Coat Check: Coat check at the door.

Dress Attire: Casual with no jerseys or headwear allowed.

Bouncers: Suit and tie guys that can make your night or break your night. Me, personally? I have never had a problem with any of them. But just remember, a little tip to them goes a long way also. I have one of the guys cell phone number, and he hooks my wife and I up with stage seats everytime. :)

Seating: Seating is fine. There are no bad seats in the place. Good seating around the stage, and around the cage in the rear of the club.

Waitresses: I have had only one night where we didn't get good service from our waitress, but I believe she was new to the club. And just to let you know, the waitresses are also gorgeous. :)

Drinks: They serve anything you need to mix your drinks for $3 a glass. Meaning Coke, Orange Juice, etc.,

Dancers: You have your full range of dancers meaning races, attitudes, and style. From the average pole girl, to the very seductive girls. Friendly girls, and the forcefull spanking type girls. You have girls that will wrap there legs around your head, and pull you to heavenly places, and you have a couple girls that will reach down, grab your underwear, and pull them, very hard. All in all, they are all great, and if I had to rank them by 1 - 10, above all, I would say an easy 8.

Dancers Prices: $20 will get you a lap dance a song length long. $50 will get you into the VIP section. they do a "buy one and get one free with t-shirt" special where you buy a dance and a t-shirt for $30, and you get a second dance free. Song length is sometimes shorter than I like, but if you get to know the girls, and pick the right ones, you will be very happy with your dance. Especially if you choose April, Audrey, Euphoria, or Liz. I highly suggest that you skip the $50 VIP dance and stick to the $20 lap dance as it is pretty much the same except in the VIP section, you have a bouncer standing there, watching you.

Couples are welcome and the dancers usually interact with the women a lot which is one of the reasons I love to go there.

Hope this helps.

This club is way to over-priced. Its a $20 cover + $3 for valet parking. The dances are not worth the money. I had dances with 6 of the different girls in the VIP room and there was no grinding. They basically charge you for watching them shaking their ass/boobs in your face. The only plus to this club is that it is BYOB and there is no corking fee. Save your money and go to the skybox.

My thoughts on Diamonds are kinda mixed. The women are gorgeous, but it is expensive to get in, non-alchoholic (which doesn't bother me), and the dances are just okay. They table dance, no grinding, but if you get the VIP dance ($50 for two songs, I think) they take to a small lounge that you share with up to 10 other guys getting danced. The dances are better, more lap dance. Place is upscale, nothing untoward happens there. I nicknamed it Admiral West (without the feature dancers).


Diamond's is one of my favorite clubs- It's near all of Chicago's North/West Suburbs by Dupage Airport-
You bring in your own booze, bring a bunch of buddies, and start the celebration- The girls get
totally naked - and there's a lot of really hot
dancers there- My buddies and I all like it because it's nearby - You have more money to spend on dances because you bring your own booze- We have been there dozens of times, business meetings, after golf or ball games etc. The staff there is great, totally professional, and the girls are the best-


Great couples club. Always a lot of couples in the place. Fully nude lap dances, no touching. Bring Your Own Bottle! They allow you to bring any hard alcohol, no wine or beer. So they get you on the mixers...but if you drink Jack straight up...it's a great place to relax.

I can think of a lot worse ways to spend Game 4 of the World Series in the winning team's city than in a strip club. Got to the club just as the game got started. Paid a few bucks for parking and about 10-15 or so for an entrance fee. Was seated against the wall away from the main stage near a row of chairs used exclusively for $20 lap dances, which I'll get into later. Diamond's is BYOB, which doesn't matter to me one way or the other. I'd rather not drink, remain sober, enjoy myself and get home without wrecking the rental car. Bottled water and sodas were somewhere around 3 dollars apiece. Waitress was a young lady who took care of us quite nicely, but couldn't be convinced to provide a "private" lap dance upstairs.

Diamond's is laid out as a large room with a large stage up front and a "caged" platform where dancer's dance. Regular stage dancing gets down to topless only in a three song set. The dancer's range from 5-8 and are not TOO high pressure for private lap dances. Nice enough to sit with you and chat without a hassle. There are two kinds of lap dances, ones on the main floor in the chairs previously mentioned for $20 apiece. Fully nude with minimal contact. The others were private lap dances for $30 for a single dance and $25 apiece for more than one. The private lap dances were in a secluded area up some steps on the far side away from the main stage. On chairs and sofas, these were a little more high mileage although YMMV, depending on the dancer. Allowed to touch, although discouraged from touching the breasts or ass.

Tipping dancers on the main stage a buck or two got you plenty of mileage too.

That particular evening they had both amateur's night AND a guest porn star, Nautica Thorn. By the time she came out, it was crazy. The SOX had won the world series and the place went nuts. About six girls climbed inside the "Caged" dance floor and stripped Nautica naked and got naked themselves. Half of them were going down on Nautica and I didn't hear a single complaint from Nautica, the dancers OR the customers who were worked up.

So far so good. A couple of drawbacks. Minimum age to get in is 18, so you got a bunch of teenagers who don't have a clue. Second, one of the floormen who offered to change my twenty into a bunch of ones took one for himself, which I thought was a cheesy thing to do. I tip often and tip well, but NOT to some asshole who thinks HE can help himself.

All-in-all a good time. Definitely worth a trip back the next time I'm in town.



this place seems to have slipped a little since its initial opening a couple of years back. fully nude club with most girls being very average at best. on the weekends the talent level seems to be much better and there is typically 2-3 girls that are top caliber. it is nice to bring your own bottle in and sit back and relax--most girls are very friendly and don't hound you for dances all night.

There was a ton of potential here, but things seem to be sliding a bit at Diamonds. First off it seems that the dances are providing even more air these days. Hey I have an idea, let's have the girl dance at the club while I sit at home. What do you think? Honestly you're better off sitting with a girl than getting a dance. I mean why would you pay $20 for an air dance when you can get better action at the stage and just give her $3 or $4. Last on this issue is that there are better clubs in the Chicago area that are providing more grind for less money and I'm not talking NASTY stuff either.

Next you have dancers dissapearing. Where's Kirston and Amber? They were always fun and worth dropping some big funds on. Thankfully Bobby, Essence, Serenity and Nicholette are still there,... for now. I know there are new clubs opening up, but Diamonds needs to learn that it's the talent that keeps the guys coming. Treat your talent right guys and they'll stay around!

So Diamonds in my book drops from a 7 to a 4 in my book. I've decided to take my funds elsewhere. It's bad enough we pay high prices for bottled water, now we have to pay for air too. Well,...not me.

I visited Diamonds a few nights ago and had a great time. The girls are all really great, not to mention GORGEOUS! I would say its one of the best times I have had at a club in a few years. It was a bachelor party and we went all out! Special thanks to Bobby Stevie Nicholette (sorry on the spelling girls) Tayler and Jasmine. The girls were hot the dances were hotter and we will all be coming back soon! Also had my eye on a girl with a black butterfly top. Don't know her name if someone could help or let me know when she will be in next I would appreciate it. Only negatives is the valet parking and it is in the middle of nowhere.

The good, the bad, but thankfully not the ugly can all be found in this club. Start with the bad - NO TOUCHING AT ALL during dances. They have chairs lined up against the wall and the girl dances in front of you. She will be nude but the lighting is not good enough to make the dance alone worth the charge. Also, don't get suckered into the "3 dances in the VIP area" which gives you absolutely no benefit, actually costs more than 3 individual dances, and does not let you leave after one if you end up not liking the girl as much as you thought. The good - girls here are young and pretty. The night I was there (Thursday) was slow, and it almost felt like I was just hanging out with a bunch of hot girls (in their underwear). I talked with one girl for most of the night, and some of her friends. I had a couple of dances but not many, and she actually seemed surprised when I tipped her a little extra at the end of the evening. One thing - stop for a bottle of your favorite booze on the way. No alcohol is served here though you will be forced into buying some fairly expensive soft drinks.

As a strip club veteran, this is a tough club to rate. In general, I tend to focus on the mileage factor in my reviews, with the higher mileage places doing better. If that were my sole criteria here, however, this place would get a 1 or 2 since the so-called "lap dances" should instead be called largely "air dances" -- very minimal contact in most dances. However, this place has a certain energy to it -- and a unique energy really. I was there on amateur night (Wednesday). it was packed and a guy from Man Cow's morning madhouse was MCing. What was so interesting is how many REGULAR chicks hang out in the crowd to see the amateur show and can be convinced -- for very ordinary prizes -- to take their tops off as well. It has a very young, GIRLS GONE WILD feel to it and, in that sense, is deserving of a 7, at least on Wednesday's. Oh yeah, the main room is fairly nice and the ability to bring your own hard booze is bonus as well.

3/22/2005: Disappointed. I have not been disappointed in too many clubs before, but this was the first time I felt more screwed by club management than rogue dancers. On a tuesday night my GF and I both had to pay $15 each for cover. I have never seen a club charge a girl or couple cover. When we finally walked in, we saw one guy sitting by stage and the rest of the place was empty. The two girls we did end up talking to were very nice, and we got a couple of chair dances, which was nice, but spooky in the empty club.

A huge single room with a too high ceiling, with chair dances at the wall for $20, and VIP is a 3 step up platform in the corner with leather sofas. I've had those before, with the bouncer standing RIGHT OVER ME. Jeez guys, back the F*** up.

Recommendation: sorry girls you were great, but AVOID Diamonds, especially during the week. Unless it's for a b-party I can't get out of, I AM NEVER GOING HERE AGAIN.

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Had not been to Diamonds since it was called something else before. But not to shabby. Full nude, good looking girls, but the private dances leave a lot to be disired. However, I would go back.

This club is okay but often too packed on weekends. It is very nice inside but the place is not laid out well at all. Most of the seating is too far away from the stage, and the stage is up very high. They do, however, give some of the better nude lap dances in Chicagoland. I was very impressed after 4 lap dances. Contact really varied by girl and how close you were to the front of the lap dance room. They have a VIP area but I didn't venture in it. Not really my thing. I would like to go back on a week night sometime because our seating was horrible. Oh yeah, no booze. That doesn't help the grade......

This club is usually a lot of fun. They're amateur nights are a great time, as well. We've gone to several and had a great time. The majority of the dancers here are nice/great looking, although lately it seems that they are hiring over-weight/fugly girls. Maybe it was just the night I was there...but...just couldn't find anyone worth giving my money to. (Monday night). The weekend girls are usually much more beautiful. The main downfall of this club is the owner/manager...I believe his name is Greg. He tends to be very unfriendly and pompous. If it weren't for him, we would probably go more often.

This is more of an update than a review. I also wanted to clear up a few things mentioned in other reviews. See my earlier review for more detail.

First off Diamonds is bring your own BOOZE. Hard liquor is allowed, beer and those premixed liquor things are not.

If your looking for that “Orgy” feeling, meaning you want the club to be busy when you go, try Wednesday, late Thursday, and Fri/Sat night. If you’re like me and like a relaxed and smaller crowd try Tuesday night and very early n the other nights. This way will get you all the attention.

The many of the girls will stop and talk with you for a bit before asking for a dance. If you’re more of a regular they will even sit on your lap and talk a while, even if your not getting dances. As in all things being a regular and “who you know” pays off. But also being a cool guy or gal and not a drunk A$$hole goes a long way too.

This is also a great place for couples and girls going to clubs for the first time. The dancers go out of there way to make the ladies comfortable.

There is a VIP room in a raised up area to the left (looking at the stage) of the bar. Dances there are 2 for $50, nude. On the floor it’s nudes for $20 each. This is not an LA quality dance.

Mini review:

Last Tuesday I went to see my ATF Kirstin. Sweet, Sexy Goodness not to be missed. Amber, Kennedy, and Bobby were not there to keep me company as I decided to stay all night till close this trip and eventually had to send Kirstin off to make some money. Well some of the other girls that do know me and did stop by and spend some time. Nicolette, was a sweetie letting me smell this new Victory’s Secret scent she was wearing. Sexy stuff. Euphoria was a sweetheart too. That girl has got some moves and I know where she keeps the batteries that shake that bottom of hers. I also got to spend some time with Essence. One of the few and sometimes only Black young ladies at Diamonds, she is a true sweetheart.

The ventilation has gotten a bit better, but they still need to get the air moving in there. Because of that, and the ever friendly support staff I’m going to give them a 7. I’m still pushing it here as this is an air dance place and it can not compete with LA clubs and the rare Chicago area clubs.

Here’s your girls to see list: Kirstin, Bobby, Euphoria, Essence, Kennedy, Amber, Serenity, and Nicolette. There are more there to see and lots of variety. WAIT,…where are the Asian girls. I should take off a point for that.


I was recently at Diamonds. Great place!!! I really enjoyed myself. The women were very hot. Topless on stage but nude lap dances.

I had several dances from a girl named Lisa. She really took it to the limit of the club. She was touching herself in all the right places, showing me everything and I mean everything. She was also grinding me and shoving her boobs right in my face. It was honestly one of the best lap dances I have ever had.

The reason I would not give this place a 10 is the overall quality of women, Lisa was a 9 maybe a 10 to some but the rest were 6-7 with a couple of 8's and 9's. There was a very wide variety, with a women for every taste. All the lap dances I saw taking place were very involved.

Also, the bouncers were a little over protective. There were eyes everywhere making sure nothing naughty took place. I personally don't like that. Bouncers have there place and they need to be there but the prying eyes turn me off.

I recommend Diamonds and hope every makes there way out to the club. It's a bit of a drive but worth it.

...I was greeted at this club with "hello sir welcome to diamond's" prompt and friendly service from the pretty wait staff...and then there's the many many gorgeous entertainers! I didn't see one girl that was not just beautiful from head to toe! the dances there are 20, full songs are played. I do wish they were
open Mondays since I am always out that way in the beginning of every week. Dances are very little
contact but the eye candy makes up for that. Not sure yet on the byob if thats a plus or minus.
When I was there Devin, Jenna, & Nicolette occupied my time nicely Overall 7/8

Cheers

If you are looking for a couple friendly, upscale club, Diamons is the place for you. From the moment you arrive and find valet parking, a coat check, and are escorted to your seat, ($5 bucks get's you a good seat even if they have to kick someone out), you know you're at a classy club. My wife and I love Wed night amature contest, not just for the so called amatures on stage, but a local DJ get's most of the woman in audience to strip too, even my wife! Only downside is a lot of 18yr olds there who can't get into other clubs.

Diamonds is an excellent club. One thing that makes it stand out it the very cool bring your own liquor policy. This allows you to bring in any hard liquor without charge. This kills those $90 bar tabs! Once inside the club (which has an excellent atmosphere for hanging out with some friends) the women take over. The women are just breathtaking! My only complaint would be that I would prefer less “Selling of the private dance.” I know that’s the way the girls make there money, but after a while you get tired of looking for new ways to say “I’m broke!”

I like this place! Wednesday nights are my favorite. (Only if Wendy Snyder from WCKG is there. the other radio sponsors SUCK!) B.Y.O.B means you can get shitfaced relatively cheaply, thus saving your money for the girls. They have some real lookers here. The only thing that keeps this club from higher marks is the lack of contact.

The girls were nice looking and naked. Other than that, going late on a Saturday I found that I had to give the car up for valet parking, wait outside for standing room at the bar, and then wait at the bar for a seat at a table. It seemed that as soon as a guy got up to get a lap dance, the bouncers would signal someone at the bar to take his seat. Perhaps be then has to go back to the bar??? The club is all about money. $3 to park. $20 to get in the door. If you just want to sit with pretty girl, flirt a little and talk about life a little, this isn't the place to go.

Re-visited Diamonds a few times after my first review, but, sad to say, the first time was the best
by far. All of the subsequent visits were less fun - it was the same dancers each time, and many of
them only have one outfit that I saw them wear for all of my visits.

The last time I was there, there were only 6 customers and 20 dancers, there was nothing
going on at all.

Rumor has it that Wednesdays are the big night with a fairly big amateur contest, but
I've not seen it. This is an OK place, don't get me wrong, but it's not Vegas or Rick's or Deliah's Den
or The Landing Strip or Venus Mons or... well, you get the picture.

There's no contact, it's all air, which, if done right, still has a certain quality, but it's not there.

Was there last Friday night, this is one of the very few clubs in the Chicago area. It's fully nude, but bouncers are EVERYWHERE and there's almost no hanky-panky as far as I can tell (and I've been around).

Odd thing was that there were more than a few couples there, and more than a few lesbians. There was audience participation, a couple of the girls got naked in the audience.

Liquor is BYOB.

A decent amount of girls, talent was OK but not great.

As a female I thought the club was very classy. The girls were beautiful and very nice too! I went with a bunch of guy friends and for my second time in a strip club I was extremely inmpressed. My favorite was Sasha. That girl has a lot of talent. If I were a guy I would definatly come back here!

Diamonds is about a 30 minute drive west of chicago. It is a topless club with totally nude lap dances. The place is very nice looking inside but kind of small. The club cover is 15 dollars and laps are 20 dollars. They are full songs. This club in BYOB, but They do have soft drinks at the club. Most people however bring hard liquor. Mostly white girls here who range from 6-9's. The laps are done in the open as there are no back rooms and are not high mileage either. You basically go here to enjoy the stage shows and drink and just hang out. If you're looking for extras, this is not the place.

Recently out there on a Wednesday night loved the girls and the guy making the music made it happen for me and my friends. The best amatuer contest I have seen in a long time. Wish they had VIP cards cause I would be there every night. Will be back again on Wednesday.

Quick review:

Go see Kurston, she’s AWESOME and worth it!! What a sweetheart!!

Long review:

Diamonds in West Chicago (This is a town west of Chicago 25+ miles) is not a bad place to hang depending on what your looking for. I’m a Chicago native, but I’m more partial to the LA club scene. There’s lots of grinding in LA and if you not careful you could lose your “cool”, not so here. In LA terms this is considered an “air dance” SC. That means the word sensual is what we’re looking for, and if you find the right dancer that’s what you’ll get here.

Ok, first off, yes valet parking, $3 I think. Why? Well I could see if it’s a Friday or Saturday night, as the lot could get a bit over crowded. But it starts to give you that, ”I’ve got to give everyone I meet a dollar feel”. They did let me park my Camaro once though. Walk in the door and pay $15. No coat check this Friday night, but once they said I had to do that too for more $. This was in winter, which means lots of folks with lots of big coats. Then a guy wants to seat me. At a club where seating can be hard to find I usually tip, especially if I get a seat with a good view. This place it’s all the same unless you get a stage or cage/stage. More $. Any left for the dancer?

Layout, one main stage, a small circular cage stage in the back a bit. I think the cage is the better of the two IMHO. Further back there’s a bar (no booze, more later). Along the sides there are chairs for the $20 nude dances. BTW on the stage they only go down to G-string. There’s an elevated area, stage right, for more private VIP action. The VIP at 2 for $50 nude is pretty good and the play full songs and not that 2:30 stuff. Once again there is no grindage that I saw or experienced. No difference from chair to VIP area other than more privacy and being more comfortable. The dancer that brings this will clean up big time! Till then you’ll need to find a good sensual dancer to make you visit worth while. Oh, men’s room is to the right past the door you came in through. It’s always clean and that’s a plus.

Now about the no booze thing. Yea they don’t sell it here, but you CAN BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE!! The first time I saw this I was like, O.K., whatever. I usually don’t look to drink at a SC anyway as I want to really take it all in. On a more recent visit I brought a little something. I got a bit too relaxed and will leave it home next time,…maybe. ;)

The girls,…all kinds so don’t worry. Mostly white, one or two black. I saw one Asian once, Latina,…didn’t notice. Fake or natural breasts it’s all here. Actually saw more natural breasts than I usually see at a club which is what I like so cool! Talked with a black dancer (big breasts) named Nia, she was nice and danced as I would expect in this Midwest type of club. Another dancer, Kurston (SP) white red colored hair, tall thin, petite breasts, she was awesome! Very sweet with good conversation. I didn’t get the “Wham, Bam” feeling from her. Great moves on the stage too and can really work the pole. I didn’t notice any other girls as Kurston kept my attention via conversation and a very cute laugh that she has. A friend of mine was with Dominique. She looks Asian but is Creole and Italian. She had very beautiful eyes.

I should add that the Wednesday Amateur Night is a good, but I wish it started earlier since it is midweek. Many of the girls look like pros from other clubs, but I did see a newbie or two. Also the music has a nice mix and is not overly loud.

Over all not a bad place to spend some time and money if you can find the right girl. Because it’s not up to LA standards I can’t give it a higher rating. One other thing the place lacks ventilation and is the stuffiest of any Chicago club too date. I always come home reeking of cigarette smoke way more that at any other club. It is really that bad. They need to open the door, or even better a roof vent. Would be a seven, pretty high for a Chicago club, but the stuffy room gives it a six.


This is another one of those trying to be classy. When will we all realize that SC's are sleazy fantasy joints where guys try to get off and take home chicks, and hopefully drink a lot, too. There's a good number of foreign white chicks and local latinas from the regentrified area. It's a cool club, not very busy (at least when I go). The girl on the billboards does work there, and it's easy to get a dance from her. Yeah. All air-dances, all the time. No real incentive to get a regular dance. There's signs all over the place telling you not to pick up the chicks. If I want to date a stripper, that's my issue. I like the attitude at HB's better, though, the chicks here are arguably better. Without much more, a 6 is the best that I can give it.

I was there on a Wednesday night in Januray. Wednesday is amateur night, but the amateurs don't start until 10:00, and I was there early.

This is one of those places that looks nice, the girls are more or less good looking (a fair amount of fake boobs), and everyone has their hand out. Valet parking is required even though you're in the middle of nowhere and bright lights would make it more than safe. When I went in, a guy in a tux helped me find a table, even though the place was nearly empty. He offered to give me change to tip the girls. I took him up on his offer but probably disappointed him when I didn't give him a tip for giving me tip money -- it's just that kind of place.

You can get a chair dance along the walls, or a private dance in a slightly elevated area off to the left side of the room. The chair dances were $25 and the dances in the private area were 2 for $50. I opted for one chair dance from Nia, a black dancer with very nice breasts and a nice round butt. It was a nice dance, but no contact from my side and very little from hers. I'm not sure how much better the mileage is in the more private area, but decided to pass. I opted instead for another chair dance from another dancer (I don't remember her name). She was a tall, slim brunette, so when she put one leg up, I got a very clear view inside.

As Chicago places go, this one sucks less than a lot of them, but if you travel much, save you're money and wait until you're in a better town.

I was there last Saturday night and the place was packed. We had to wait outside (in the cold) for 15 minutes before they let us in. What I thought was interesting was that there were many women in the audience, many more than I have seen at other clubs. There is not a lot of grindage at least place, but since its full nude you get an eyefull. I also did not know that this place is BYOB, but they only allow you to bring in hard liquor and not beer. Then they charge $7 per coke and make a ton of money off of you even though you brought your own liquor.

Went to Diamonds on a Friday night. The previous few times I visited, the girls were kind of on the skanky side. However, this time there were some real babes. The place was fairly crowded and there were several ladies available for privated dances. I talked to Carmen for a long time before she asked if I wanted a private dance. When I agreed, we went over to the VIP area, and she put on quite a show. Needless to say, I decided on more than a few dances with Carmen.