Strip Clubs in De Soto, Illinois
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Can't believe no one has entered a review in the year since I last visited. Visited on a Monday night (Christmas Eve) and nothing has really changed since my last visit. Appearance and layout remain the same - laps given in a back room on comfortable leather loveseats. Dancers do not go into the lap dance room alone - bouncer seemed to be more attentive than last year. Don't know if they've had some problems or not.
Only 2 dancers during this visit - would rate them as a 7 & 8. One was a pretty brunette - a little thin with really nice enhanced boobs with big nipples. Gave a great, very erotic lap dance. Other was a cute blonde with nice naturals. Lap dance was good but she seemed really into herself. ABSOLUTELY no touching the dancers and the bouncer checked regularily.
Will visit again when the opportunity exists - this seems to be a club where you can have a really good time, but no extras here. Would have rated the club higher, but only 2 dancers doesn't give you much of an opportunity for variety.
Visited J.B.’s for the first time on a Saturday night following a SIU football game and the place was packed. J.B.’s is a double bar with the regular bar on one side and the strip club on the other. Strip club has a $5 cover and $3 bottle beers. DJ on the stripper side was pretty good - kept things rolling and introduced each dancer as they came on stage. Two stages were active later in the evening.
Had at least 12 dancers most of which most were 7-9s, with a couple of 4-5s. Most were “natural” and somewhat small but a couple appeared “enhanced”. One nice touch was when the DJ called for a “roll call” (only happened just once while I was there in just under 2 hours) and all the dancers came on stage for introductions. Wanted to count them but actually lost count with all the activity - couple of guys were also on stage that “said” they were celebrating birthdays and each dancer came by and gave them mini-lap dances. What a turn-on!
Dancers do 2 song sets with mini-grinds at the side of the stage for tips. One did this while fully nude (only one that got fully nude on stage). A note here: many females were in attendance and if they tipped the dancers, the dancer would lift their top and suck on their nipples - VERY erotic. Seems to be a club rule that they also turn the tipper around enough that the DJ (and many patrons) can see their tits. Recommend sitting near the stage to take advantage of this “extra”. Dancers come around to your table (still topless) for tips following their sets - good opportunity to solicit private dances.
No pressure for the private dances which were $20 for 1, $30 for 2, or $40 for 2 with the second fully nude - you must get tickets from the DJ. Another note here: the fully nude dance is topless on the first and nude on the second song but no contact at all on the nude dance. Private dances are in a semi-private back room on 4 loveseats and offer a fairly decent grind but absolutely no touching either way. Bouncer is in the room but does not hover over the couches and basically just takes tickets.
Had private dances with 3 ladies. First was Monique - very hot brunette with good friction on the first dance but made the mistake of getting the fully nude second dance and was very disappointed with the “no contact” rule. Then tried Jewel - hot blonde with excellent friction. Finally tried Cinnamon - hot body and a very erotic routine. Would definitely recommend private dances with all of them.
This is a very enjoyable club with a great atmosphere. While some of the dancers may be “working their way through college”, the 3 that I had private dances with said they were local girls. Ended up being a plesant, fun evening, the best I’ve ever had in Southern Illinois. Previously have visited the Gallery and J.B.’s was a significant improvement. Would definitely recommend this club. Would have rated it higher if touching was permitted.
Lived by the club for several years and found it one of the most consistently good places to have a good time.
Clientel during the week is mostly local guys (with a couple of ladies now & then). On the weekend it is packed with college guys and often several co-eds. On more than one occasion drunk co-eds have been seen momentarily topless in the club :)
Dancers are a range but normally 5-6 during the week and a few more on Fri/Sat. There are a few regulars that have been dancing for way too long, but as a rule most score a 5-8 with an occasional 9 and nothing lower than a 3.
Beer is just that but drinks are poured by hand and most of the bartenders are liberal with the liquor.
Music is a mix of just about anything as the girls pick, but mostly just normal club music.
hole in the wall , but they will have atleast 6 girls there every night and good clean girls all over a 6 (on scale) $5 cover $3 beer no high pressure waitress or the dancers had a good time been there twice once a year last two years same way good lookin women both times. in area stop you wont be disapointed.
I have worked at this club for several years and it is by far the most fun, most intimate and most bang for your buck in Southern Illinois. We have lap dances that start at $20 for one song, $30 for two songs, $40 for two songs and the second is nude, and $50 for a shower show. I definately recommend the 2 girl, 2 song shower show....nothing like wet girl/girl action.
Yes, we do come around and "ask" for tips after getting off stage, however, this is due to all of the people in the club that won't come up to stage to tip on their own. If everyone would come up to tip, this wouldn't even go on. The sad part is that if we didn't do this, we would make much better money just working at McDonald's! (We'd be the cutest McDonald's team in So. IL!)
Our girls aren't just cute, most of them are striking. We have some beautiful women that work at this club. Please, by all means, come in and see for yourself.
This is near Southern Illinous University. I wondered why there was no cover charge. Then I wondered why the bar consisted of a half dozen old guys. I finally determined that the girls did not show up until after 8 pm. I could not recommend this place or anywhere in Southern Illinois.