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October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

Came here on a late Sunday night around 2 am. Not many dancers working at this time and the talent was very lackluster. Two girls came up to me in the 2-4 range who I didnt want to get dances from ever. The dances here are now full nude for 30 bucks. The normal topless dances are 20 bucks. Would maybe try to come here again on a Friday or Saturday night when the talent should be better.

I visit this club quite regularly and am usually very satisfied when I leave. For starters, there is no cover charge if you get there before 6:00 pm - a definite plus. Also, they run a dance special - 3 for $50, which in todays market is really a pretty good value. The club has been put together extremely nicely and the girls are usually pretty friendly. My personal favorite is Gabbi - she is from the Ukraine and always takes the time to make you fell comfortable and special. If your are ever in the general area, it's definitely worth a trip - you really can't beat the value. One suggestion to management though - I liked the set-up for the seating in the VIP areas better the other way.


After moving away a year and a half ago, I visited town the week before last and came in here on a Thursday night. The sad thing is, this place sucks just as bad as it did on the bad days I remember and then some. Lots and lots of ugly chicks. They were very pushy and at one point a typical dumpy-looking Chicago woman with saddle bag hips comes and sits on my lap, I say no and she says "next time I come over I'm going to jump you", to which I replied "it's polite to ask first" LOL I so not regret moving to another state, it's funny. Anyway, the only two semi-hot chicks were preoccupied all night and one was making it obvious she'd rather spend time with her regs. Fine with me, I doubt I'll ever be back. The staff here is still cool but it's not their fault they live in a very liberalized city where women control the social scene completely.

Two recent visits (early evening on a weekday. HELLO (is anybody home ???)
Club 390 used to be a destination club, where guys wanted to go for a few lappers, Champagne Room VIP, a light meal, drinks, cigars, sports, etc.

I counted 5 dancers and less than a dozen customers. The DJ kept taking song/stage breaks so that the few dancers could TRY to make a connection before returning to the three-song set on stage. The Club is located in an industrial area of a deteriorating South Suburban community. You are not going to drive by this place without having seen or heard ads, or received word-of-mouth recommendations. That's a shame. Good Club, good people and lots of potential going to waste.

I know that some dancers have sought better fortunes elsewhere and may return when the weather returns to spring/summer climes. I don't know where those places are; however most of the glitzier Gentlemen's Clubs are suffering. You can't get blood out of a turnip and guys are paying TOO MUCH for household and auto necessities to shell out hard-earned cash for expensive lappers, cocktails and the like.

I did enjoy a few dances with KayCee, who is built like a Brick shithouse and gives an awesome fantasy dance. I like the comfort of this place and suggest that you at least check it out and consider it for your next Bachelor/Birthday Party. I'm sure that Club 390 Management would be most accommodating.

Arrived at Club 390 at 10 P.M. on a Saturday night. Cover was $10 with a free mandatory coat check. When you walk in you are greeted by a host who will seat you. I went with VIP seating located by the VIP dance stage. They have two VIP seating areas, one is located by a small dance stage and the other is located in a private room with couches where you get bottle service. You can sit in both places for free but you have to pay $10 a drink even if it is water. The main stage is located in the center of the club and has two poles on it with two girls dancing all the time. Their first song is clothed their second song is topless. The chairs in this club are some of the best around. No bar stools in this club. The floor managers were great and the waitress I had was excellent. The place is clean and classy. They play the music a little loud, but it is a strip club.

It looked like their were about 30 to 35 girls working that night. A good mix of all races. The had about 5 who were smoking hot and the rest were average to above average. I had lots of girls come over and sit with me through out the night. The management here is awesome, they let the girls hang out and drink with you as long as they want. I have been to other clubs were the girls have to keep moving, but that wasn't the case here. I decided to get a lap dance from a hot blonde who sat and had drinks with me for 45 minutes. Their are three places you can go for your dances. The Executive Lounge is $350 a half hour, the VIP Lounge is $300 a half hour or the back room which is $20 a dance. I went with the $20 lap dances. The back lap dance room is a nice set up. It is about 30 couches with dividing walls between each couch. The dance was topless with full contact and she let me touch her all over. I couldn't stop with just one dance. It was one of the best dances I have had in awhile.
I like this club and think Club 390 is best between Sky Box, Club O and Atlantis. I highly recommend this club.

Came here on a Tuesday night around 2 am. Took advantage of the burger and beer deal for 5 bucks. Got some dances from this tan blonde named Mary Jane. The dances were alright with some foot action. I only partook in 2 and then decided to head off and leave cause I got a call from the gf and had to go home.

Nice mix of cost and experience. the 3 for $50 dance is a good deal. I suggest you watch the girls dance on stage before you take them to the back. I've seen 1 hot European girl dance on stage like a fool. I felt bad for the guys that took her to the back.
The door guys are really cool, and do a good job of keeping the riff-raff down.
I've been to VIP in Chicago and those girls are rude. They almost skip the dance and just say "give me money for standing here." not at 390 though. If you go there on a slightly off night, Thursday, you can find more than a few girls that will sit down and chat with you. I know that it's acting for them, but a few do such a good job at it that you feel like you're having a genuine conversation.
Overall, GREAT CLUB

Came here on a Sunday night. Got several dances from a blonde who allowed some mutual 2-way contact. She knew exactly when to start and stop to keep me from finishing the dance. Sure, she was only there to get me off all my money, but I felt like giving it away that night since I had a rough time at it at the casino earlier. There was also a waitress there who I wouldnt mind getting some dances from.

I really believe I'm being generous here. This is a very nice looking club, but who goes to a club for the diggs? Some of the girls are okay looking, but as has been mentioned, it can be a project getting the attention of one who captures your interest. I found the dances to be very bland, at least by Industrial Strip standards. In fact, the owner probably should take a few lessons from the Strip on how its supposed to be done. I probably won't be back for an encor, unless I hear of some improvements being made.

Didn't really like this place too much. I went during the day and it seemed like most of the girls were with regular customers. And the rest were all gathered around a table in a corner of the club talking and drinking. When I first got in, I tipped the dancer on the stage and asked if she would come see me for a dance afterwards. She said sure, but afterwards she went to hang out with this other guy for half and hour. The rest of the dancers in the corner didn't move.

All in all, the dancers I could see in the corner ranged from 6-8. The girls weren't bad looking but this isn't the club to go to if you want decent attention. Mostly regulars.

Gothic Girls? I was there on a thursday night and there were at least three goth's... gothic ladies...gotties?? i dont't know what you call that kind of thing. The place is done remodeling so it's very nice inside so now they just need to find some ladies who aren't afraid of the sun and don't buy black eye shadow at costco.

Construction on the freeways is still bad so it's probably best to wait a few more months to make a trip back down that way.

Went here on a Monday night after driving to Milwaukee for the Cubs game.
Sat in the back. Stayed for about 40 minutes. Never got approached by 1 dancer for a dance. There were about 10 girls working between 2-7.
It was my friend's first time ever at a strip club and after what we had seen, I dont think he is coming back to another one anytime soon.
On the plus side, the Cubs won their game against the Brewers, so it wasnt all bad that night.

Stopped by here Monday, April 9 around 12:30 am. It was quite a slow night and there didn't seem to be too many dancers on the floor/working tonight. Maybe they were in back giving dances or just simply that tonight was an off night. Of the girls there, most were average to above average with no more than a handful that were 8+ IMO. Apparently, there were some dancers came into the club, but weren't working tonight or visiting from other clubs. I'd have to say of the few in the audience, that they were better looking than the ones actually scheduled to work tonight. One was at least 7+ and the other two were approaching 9+ IMO.

Some of the dancers give a good dance on stage, while others are so-so. Some of these girls can get a crowd going if the club had more customers.

Apparently, while construction is going on, there is no cover on Sunday to Thursday. Mind you the club didn't look bad at all, if there is some kind of construction going on. The layout is pretty nice. Drink prices are reasonable. Oh, this appears to be a true topless club (no pasties). I can imagine that the place could be rocking on a busier night. As it was a slow night, I have to rate it a 7. I do see that this place could have potential to be very good.

Hey everyone, if you were out at Club 390 last Sunday night you probably caught us taking more pictures of our girls for website updates. We snapped off over 500 pictures in the Champagne Room and in our new VIP area that night so make sure you check out the website for these updates coming soon. If you don't see you favorite dancer please let us know. Have a great week!!!

OK here it is, the new Club 390 website is up and running! Check it out at www.club390.com. We added picture galleries for 8 of our girls and we plan on adding another 6 by next weekend. No more guessing which girl is which, check out their galleries and get their names. We also added a tour of the club so you can see all the remodeled VIP areas. You can also see our latest events now on-line. We put a lot of work into making the site as informative as possible for everyone, so enjoy!


From what was a potentially a good club to plan your visit around to Chicago South Suburbs; Club 390 has slipped into mediocrity. There may be simply too many "show clubs" inn the area and the news is out that a larger yet-to-named "Show Palace" is nearing completion and scheduled to open soon in nearby Ford Heights.

This club, although comfortable, is seemingly slow to catch on with its patrons. To their credit, they waived weekday cover charges for a couple of months in the form of "Customer Appreciation Days." They tried a few "feature dancers." They even offer a daily lunch special (a Burger and a bottle of domestic beer for $5) from opening until 7 p.m. They have not sat on their hands in a bid to attract and maintain a customer base. However, they have been losing customers faster than TUSCL Discussion Board members lose $$$ at casinos in Tunica and Las Vegas.

I have found myself bored in recent visits and that is most likely NOT the desired goal of Club Management and Marketing Gurus.

I like HOT girls ( more than 3 to 5 per shift ); COLD beer and something to smile about after the visit.

Club 390 is lacking. Who's to blame? I dunno. I do know that more clubs in the area will not help the situation.

A nice club with a decent set up. The seating is not ideal if you get stuck sitting to the right of the stage in the 'sports bar' section. The young ladies don't seem to make as many trips to this section so you are stuck just watching the tables on the main floor have all the fun.

Went here on an early Saturday night around opening time. Got a few dances from a nice looking latin girl. Then I got approached by a really hot blond girl. I had to try the higher priced dances with her. It sure was worth it. These were the most sensual dances I have ever had at a strip club. I ended up spending more than I would have liked for the two hours I was there but I did not feel cheated. If the clubs had a more 'hands-on' approach for customers, I would come here alot more. Also, there were too many girls here that catered to the customers with limited english skills. Some of these girls needed to find another line of work as I was embarassed to sit with one of them. Good club but there is a better club nearby if you are just into the dances. If you are into a good stage-show, this is the club to go to.

Monday during the day was pretty slow. Only three girls working. I went through the entire roster of dancers in the regular lapdance room and cannot report that it was anything but mediocre. The club just seemed to be going throught he motions. Granted it was the day before a holiday so maybe they thought it be a slow day so they didn't have to give 100%. But they should try to make an effort for the few guys that did show up. I left because I was bored and it didn't seem to be getting any better. If you can't get a good dayshift running than you should only be open at night.

Checked out the club on a Friday night. Several different girls there. Mostly hustling for dances. Had a dance from a girl named Amy-terrible. She was obviously nervous and kept asking em the same questions over and over and gave me an air dance. Another dance from a girl named was better though she actually could have stood to improve on her hygiene. Far from the best club I've been to-for the drive, in chicagoland you're better off with IS.

Visit the Club 390 during the day shift. Only about 5 grils working and most seem to hang around the regulars most of the time. This is one of the cleanest and nicest clubs that I have ever been in. They have two different rooms for the dances. On the charge 20 per song the other is 30 a song. I had several dances in the 20 dollor room. Very good contact and some would let you feel there tits and some would not. NOt sure about the 30 dollor room. If anyone has information about the 30 dollor room, please post a review.


I've visited a few times since my last review. This used to be my favorite place in the Chicago area, now all I can say is I'm starting to look at Indiana or Wisconsin as possible getaways to experience something different. I'd like to give this place a better review but I have to be fair and say it depends on the night, and the last three visits in particular did not go well. For one, don't order the chicken strips, you'll regret it later. A certain former employee of Club O has become a fixture here, yet only works three nights a week and is barely available. This wouldn't be a complaint if the other women working here were nearly as good looking, but they're not. Last night a dancer with a big booty was onstage and I tipped her, and she asked if it's OK to come by my chair to say hello. I wanted to stick around until she was done with another customer, but there was only four or five other women working and they weren't anything special. If you live in the Chicago area esp. the north side and you're bored, go check out Manheim Rd. because believe it or not it's the most user friendly area for clubs in the entire metro area, despite the panty hose rule.

Nice big club with some decent looking dancers ranging from 3-7.5 on a Thursday night. I actually got approached by some dancers on this night unlike other nights at this club. Got a 3-50 dollar set from a decent looking girl. It was a nice grind for the dance but there was no touching allowed which I dont like. I only go to this club when I get bored with my favorite club over in Hammond, In.


This was my first time in this club at night and a weekend too! A lot of girls working and a lot of girl customers, including a bachelorette party who's group of 5 chicks never left the stage seats! Despite the fact of a lot of girls working only two approached me for dances in the 3 hours we were there. I did end up doing a 3 song for 50 set with nikkita that was good but not great...she is a little too chatty for me. This place has the best designed seats for the lapdances at any club I've ever been to. They are angles and wide enough for your girl to curl up and around you without killing you or cutting off circulation to any blood deprived limbs. Definitely fun and I'll definitely be back as I left the club with so much more money than I thought I would....I didn't get to spend too much because the girls were so indifferent to working.

Went ti club last Friday for the first time. I was impressed with the layout, a lot of room.
Teri Weigel was the feature performer there, I was not impressed with her show as all she
did was talk via microphone however she gets customers to participate on stage. I sat and
had a few beers, watched the show and had to wonderful dances from two lovely ladies. Overall, a great club great looking performers and staff was friendly, will return again.

I stopped by this club for the first time last Friday on my way home from work. I was quite impressed. I arrived just before 6:00pm and there was no cover charge. The club was quite impressive, it was obvious that someone had spent some money on this place. Dances were )1- for $20 or 3 for $50. Iopted for the (3) for $50 from a beautiful mature Lithuanian dancer named Gabi. Contact was much better than average and she spent a great deal of time with me after the dances were over. The bouncers were exceptionally polite and beers were only $3.00. The only real complaint I had is that it seemed like it took forever for the dancers to approach you. I was in the club for better than an hour and was only approached by (2) dancers. On the whole, I definitely give it a thumbs up. Dances and drinks were reasonable, and the club was very nice. Maybe the solution is more dancers.
Long story short, it's definitely worth your time to stop by.



This review is based on my last two visits. Both were on a Saturday night, which were last night and three weeks ago. On my first visit, a curvy black woman came on stage and after I tipped her, she came by and proceeded to give me a very memorable three-song experience in back. Last night, it seemed slower yet the variety of women was a little better. I got a dance from a brunette that was OK, then later I got three dances from a sultry and gorgeous blonde who recently came here from another club. I'm not about naming names, but suffice it to say I was very satisfied with her looks, personality and performance, although not as pleasing as the black woman. I will most certainly visit again since it seems the Polekatz migration has finally died out. I would have given a higher score yet they need better consistency of certain talent, and also not let any woman come on the floor. On my first visit, a woman almost killed me with her horrifically bad breath, and she acted as if she was wasted.

Came here again on a late Thursday afternoon. Tipped 3 girls on stage. Never got approached by any of them. They all stuck with their regulars. I only got approached by one girl several times for the hour that I was there. There are some nice looking girls that work here but they dont seem to want to make money.

The dancers in this club are pretty hot. They range from 3-9. I went here on a Saturday night. I am used to a different club in Hammond, Indiana so keep this in mind when I am giving this review. I tipped 5 dancers on stage and only got approached by one of them about a half hour later. This was pretty dissapointing as it seemed like the hot girls here were more interested in getting drunk than giving people dances. Also, the dance I got in the VIP room, while it had some good grinding, was a fairly lackluster effort on the girl's part as it seemed like she was not into it at all. At least in my opinion, this seemed to be a club where a bigger emphasis is placed on getting drunk and hanging out then getting dances. One girl, who I did not tip on stage, came up to me 12 times asking for a dance. Get a clue.

A recent visit to Club 390 revealed a few things about this club and its management:

They have a great concept located in an industrial setting. It is an upscale and clean environment with good lighting, comfortable seating, and courteous and attentive waitstaff and floor management. You don't have to tip doormen and floorwalkers and parking is ample, safe and free.

I watched several sporting events here and enjoyed the variety of placement of the TV's throughout the seating area.

TURN-ONS:
Reasonably priced drinks, dances and cover charge. If you arrive before 7PM; you skip the cover. If you visist on Mondays, you can get $1 domestic beers all day. They have a lunch special whioch will fill you up and give you a beer to wash it down with.

The DANCERS vary in size, shape, age and ethnicity. You don't see your "type" ... wait around about an hour or two, and the beer goggles just might help you. Newbies and Vets are on stage for 2-3 song sets with a light show and accompanied by DJ patter. Dancers are only topless on stage and back in the VIP.

P{ssst) Thursdays from 7 to 10 PM -- You gotta check out the the 2 for $30 VIP dances. They normally charge $20 for one and 3 for $50. Do the Math.

TURN-OFFS
The Dancers who disappear into that backroom where they await to re-appear on stage. You have to send for them sometimes and there's no worse feeling than feeling like a "smitten Stage-door-Johnny."

Advertised Amateur Contests are either run very late or cancelled due to lack of participation.


Club 390 is a Great Time-
Its a great place for cocktails and really Hot dancers- I was there after a business dinner in Oak Brook- a short ride down 294 and we had a blast.
The girls are all really good looking- I did'nt see any non-hot chicks- We were there for 5 hours and left with smiles-

Visited here for the first time in about 6 months. Monday day shift featured $1.00 beers and no cover. Privates are still $20 for 1 3 for$50. Champagne room is $30 per song or $220 for a 30 minute go. % girls were working so they did have to throw in a set of songs with no gal on stage. Girls were hot and topless only, no pasties and no kitty shots. Had a private with Angel who used to work at Club O and she knew what she needed to do to get the job done and she did! Awesome time- wished I lived closer but then I'd probably be broke.

Club 390. Upscale but not snooty. So, everyone feels comfortable. Private dances, like the club, are topless. Waitresses were attentive and happy. Dancers were conversational and happy. Bouncer guys were helpful and happy. Best way to rate is to compare perspectives of other local clubs. 390 has much less attitude than Club O. 390 YMMV is about equal to Club O but there is no nudity at 390 so the kitty is never in the picture. Some 390 girls allow personal contact never available at the here's my-kitty-stage dances at Skybox, which is packed with monitor cameras. 390 is more upscale than Jimmy's and does not have the nipple tape used at Jimmy's. I like the club. Personal favorites: The slender, natural Riley. The ever popular Lenea.

This is a fair sized club. There one main stage with a smoke generator and a second mini stage with a pole near a VIP seating area for high rollers. There are 7 tvs with at least 2 different sports shows on. The main unique thing this club has is a pool table you can rent and play with your favorite entertainer. The lap dance area is a good size with 18-20 couches. The champaign room area is not very big and the rooms are only seperated with thin white curtains. The champaign rooms are not that private at all but if you tip bouncers enough you can get away with every thing. The dancers are pretty average to way bad in looks, talent, and adittude. Bad night mangement got rid of most of the good dancers 2 months ago. But you can have a good time if you are willing to get a STD, not a chance of getting but you will get a STD.

Club O + 360 - the super hot chicks = Club 360. The place has the classic club feel, lots of tables and low comfortable chairs.I went there early to avoid the cover so I was there for the shift change.I gotta say I never been to a club where I was so bored watch naked chicks. I kept waiting for a dancer to really make my tounge hit the floor but she never came. Most of the dancer were kind of middle of the road "filler" chicks & the rest were worse. Needless to say I didn't get any lappers.

Just like the previous reviewer indicated, Club 390 management has listened well to its critics and they have gotten this message through to their staff, dancers and even the bathroom attendants. Treat all your customers well and they will spend some time and $$ in your club.

I see doormen/floormen greeting patrons, showing you to a seat and not extending their hands for gratuities like some other up-scale clubs in the area (read:POLEKATZ). Ask for some help in getting a dancer's attention, and any waitress or floorperson is more than ready to assist you. We have choices in this area of the south burbs and it appears that 390 is aware and wants to set/raise the standards of expectations. This is a clean and smooth running operation. (I feel like a shill for management.) I'm just a regular Joe who likes cold beer and hot women.

The cover charges and drink prices are reasonable for this area: $3 domestics and only $1 on Wednesdays. They even have $5 Martini Drink Specials on Thursdays.

Da Talent
You will see every ethnic stripe in this club from the first-time novice who may be thin or thick, blond or brunette, Hoosier or European. You say you like your ice cream in different flavors? Try the French Vanilla, Cafe' Au-lait, Black Walnut, Butter Pecan, Strawberry Blonds, or Mexican Flan offered here. You will see Hot Latinas, Sultry Sistahs, Unbelievable Blonds and even the girl-next-door. Don't like what you see at the moment? Wait around an hour or two and see who's comining in later. In fact, I saw four female patrons walk in together to get some Lez-action, looks and lappers. If you haven't danced with Lanae, you haven't had a dance at Club 390. You wanna Bridget Fonda/Young Jodie Foster-type on your lap? Up/close and personal? Just open your mouth and your wallet and extract $20 for one or $50 for three songs in a semi-private, cushioned booth. If this ain't what you came here for, go somewhere else and watch the game and nurse some beers. I like women who can fake sincerity with the best of 'em.

You wanna dance with Nikita, Jezebel, Passion, Jacquline, and any others that make you stop and go "Hmmmm."

Get there before 7PM and avoid the cover charge and crowds. You want more T&A, than you can handle, then cum later in the evening and on the weekends and compete with the amateurs and bachelor and birthday party ya-hoos. Different strokes for different folks. Ya ain't gotta dress up or pay a lot of $$ to be treated like a Distingusihed Gentleman at Club 390.

I went here early tuesday evening and was impressed. The club is located in an industrial area, so no one is going to accidentally see you pulling in or out of the parking lot. The main room is spacious and chairs comfortable. Drink prices were reasonable and well poured. Stage lighting could be better. Music was loud but not too loud and a good mix. DJ was bad, but they all are and songs played at about 2 minutes 45 seconds. They had 6 girls working dayshift and all were great looking except for 2 that could use a few more minutes on the treadmill every day. Everyone there was pleasant and worried about us having a great time. The highlight of this club though is the private dance room. The 1 for $20, 3 for $50 is somewhat typical, but the seating for these dances was definitely designed expressly for this purpose. You sink back into this chair at a comfortable angle that supports your back. The high sides allow some privacy from the dancer next to you and also allows the girls something to grab onto to move on and around you with ease and no discomfort. I've had privates on everything from cheap plastic lawn chairs to really expensive recliners and even beds, but these seats were perfect.
The dancers ( I tried 2) were both good at the grind and were flirty and sensuous and really enjoyed their work, with out coming off like hustlers. I would highly recommend this place. I wish it continued success.

Nice place all around. All the girls were 7,8,9's...and very natural. If you like huge fake boobs this may not be the place, but has a better group as a whole than the nearby O or Skybox. NOt totally nude, but the lap dances were some of the best contact dances. Management seems friendly and prices are average....the music is a bit loud, but I was right behind a speaker. Semi private backroom for lap dances is ok but not very private.

I think it's time to face the music, this club is on the way out and obviously the entire metro area of 9 million people cannot handle a talent shift when one new club (Polekats) opens. My friend and I went after I raved to him about how this club is different than others in the area, etc. and we ended up disappointed. We spent the better part of that visit making fun of the women's looks, since it seemed they were almost all scrawny and/or butt ugly. Last night there was a group of clients consisting of mostly women, and in that there were far better looking women. At this point I'd start going to Wisconsin clubs but I really feel as if I'd be wasting my time.

Club 390 definitely has potential. It is located in the oddest of places but once you step inside you will know exactly what type of place it is. The setup is a litttle strange because the tables are a good distance from the stage. The club is clean and spacious... almost too spacious. There were not a whole lot of girls there when I visited (thursday night) but they all did perform well and took their dancing seriously.

The payment structure for dances was like a tax form but after you do the math the three dances seems to be the best deal... unless they have a promotion going. The regular dances take place in a large room with the 'boobie bouncer' keeping an eye on things. The ladies are not too aggressive with the salesman gig, but rather they take a seat and chit chat for a while.

Previous reviews describe this upscale decor and atmosphere very well. I gave one of the earlier reviews and thought that this club had phenomenal potential to become a stellar example of a Gentlemen's Club for the South Suburban Chicago area.

Da CLUB

It was Tuesday night and the "Amateur Contest" was scheduled to take place sometime that evening. I arrived about 8:30 and it had not happened by the time I left before 11:00 PM on a worknight. We workfolk cannot hangout in a Strip Club until Midnight and then arrive fresh to work by 8:00 a.m. on a weekday. Move the Promotion Activity up to 9:00/9:30 and let people know that it will begin in a half hour or so ...

The management/bouncers/waiteresses could not have been more attentive and professional. Everybody is treated like a VIP so that you feel that they want you there tonight and aslo want you to keep coming back. It's a welcomed change from their club opening last year.

Da DANCERS

Just like other reviewers are indicating, "Class/Ass/Pizazz." I saw some very talented dancers on stage who looked quite sexy and fit. I saw the lean, limber and lithe LINEA on stage and tipped her immediately. She was blond and beautiful and I was instantly smitten. When she started talking to me, I knew I wanted to do the "three-songs-for-$50" option. Exceptionally sweet. I also saw the lovely and talented and classy and jazzy, JEZEBEL dancing to classic standards. She was also blond and fun. I spoke with NAUTICA, a fine young sistah, with some mad skills who can hold her own with anyone inthis club. There was a nice mixture of ethnic types in this club and 98% were 7's to 9's and decent personalities and private dance skills to boot.

da BOTTOM LINE

Even with the competition from POLEKATZ moving into the southwest suburbs, Club 390 will hold its own against Club O, Skybox, Industrial Strip , etc. There will be some that prefer the weekend crowds and some that like their choice of dancers during the weekdays. Wednesday is $1 Beers all day and Thursday from 7 to 10 PM, you can get two lappers for $30. Cum check it out and stay for the fun.

This club is by far the best in the area. I went for the first time last night and had the best time I have ever had at a club. The $1.00 beers are a plus, but the women are some of the best in the area. Many are from Industrial Strip and Club O. I would rate all of the dancers that I saw that night all above 8's. There were definately some 10's. But by far the best dancer of them all was a girl named Jenny. She is hot! Perfect breasts, Nice, perfectly round ass, beautiful blue eyes, platinum blond hair, and the best lips! She is worth your money. Wonderful to talk to as well. I would recommend this place. If you like clubs in Las Vegas you will love this one. I will be back many more times.

I have to admit that my last review was more a review of the strip club scene in the Chicago area and not so much of Club 390. I gave this review a 10 to make up for my last one. Does that change my mind about Club 390 that much? Well let's just say that the surrounding area does not have much to offer, and Club 390 although far from perfect has become my club of default. Chicago women in general do not fit my physical taste in women and the clubs are no exception. This Tuesday night was pretty dead, yet I was there about a month ago on a Saturday night and it was better. I literally waited two hours for one of the two dancers I wanted a dance from to approach me, and she is incredibly hot even though her grindage was light. She seemed really nice and also mentioned she had a baby two months ago, which must have given her better curves. I am picky and I'd have to say there weren't much lookers but overall I think 390 puts forth a good effort and none of the women give you attitude when you say no, unlike Heavenly Bodies for instance. The other dancer I wanted besides being on stage once never left the bar area and looked like she was switching among two regulars. She looks like Kirsten Dunst and has a slender but perfect frame. Maybe someone needs to tell her to do the rounds better!

So it's Friday night about 7pm and I'm near Chicago Heights. why not check out Club 390 and see what it's about. Located in an industrial part of town, this place looks like it's building was some other type of business and that half of it was converted into a club. I go in the front door and there's a girl at a counter. $10 or something like that she says, so I pay. Now usually I go in, sit down, find a dancer that's at least willing to ask me for a dance, and start asking her how the club works. I like having a hostess to show me the ropes. This time, however, I decide to ask the girl up front. So she tells me that dances are $20 topless and that they are given in the room somewhere. She also tells me that there is a Champagne room for $250 to $300. What, that's crazy I say! But she says that guys come in and go in that room all the time. Ok, time to go in after I tip her for the info.

This place looks classy. There's a stage in the middle of the room, sort of, and it's oval shaped. There's seating all around the stage, but no PLs there. Matter of fact there are very few PLs there at all. Later I found out there were not that many girls either. 6 girls, maybe. I sit and get a drink, it's about $4 bucks. The waitress tells me that beer costs the same but I'm not a drinker really. Well a girl walks up and I tell her that I just got there, cool. There's a girl on stage who came to see me later, named Nadia. She's cute, black, and a real sweetheart. We talked a bit, like 15 min. Then up on stage was the first girl that talked to me. she was black too, but I didn't notice the BIG TRUNK she had. Now It was BIG, I mean B.I.G, but that's not bad. She had some great pole skills. So Nadia says,” let’s go tip her". I'm like, "sure". I give Nadia a buck to tip her, good. She then comes to me and,... well I have to give her two bucks. Hey she was great and I got a good view and more.

So Nadia gives me more of a scoop on shifts and all that, cool. There were other girls there, white, and no Latinas that I saw. There were so few the DJ played some songs with no girls on stage. I was getting bored so I tipped one other girl on stage and left. I can't give this place more than a 5 cause there was nothing to see. The place was dead, and while I like that so I can get all the attention, none of the girls came out or talked to the other customers. Maybe I'll come back and see what's really up. For now it was only ok. Oh they have food so I'm told.


This appears to be your middle to high-end club. Very nice decor, bouncers in clean tuxes, well-lit, nice stages, well-designed. It's immediately obvious that someone put some money into the place. Seating is ample, I had no problem finding a place to sit on a Friday night. The bar is a little slow on service, but chances are, you're not there for the drinking.

On the Friday I was in, there were probably 20 ladies on deck. To my surprise, the majority of them were not bad-looking at all. Definitely something for everyone - they've got all kinds of shapes and sized. Most of the ladies looked well-polished, and like I said - the overwhelming majority of them were attractive in some way or another. There might have been 2 that were just not attractive to me in any way, and 2 or 3 that were downright, absolutely gorgeous.

Dances took place in a semi-open room with comfy couches. I was told that there is also dancing in the champagne area for more, but I didn't bite. I did get a look at the champagne area, it was very nice - well-lit, good furniture, plenty of room (I would say an area about 5x6). Also, some semi-opaque curtains.

The dances varied - one was fairly ho-hum, another was fine for the kind of place this is, another was a little steamy. I don't remember much of the time I spent with one of the gorgeous ones, I was mostly staring.

Of note - the place is open until 4, I believe. Doesn't seem to pick up until after 9 or 10. Much earlier than that, and it's pretty dead. Also of note, everyone there seems to have "just started", so some time may be needed before things really hit their stride.

All in all, a good place. I've been back, I'll go back again.

This is the third time I've been to the club, on a Tuesday night when they do the amateurs contest. These are not amateurs. Also, what can be said about a club when the looks of women get progressively less, and the only good looking stripper walks by you without even scanning the other men for a dance, going straight to her friends?!? These women need the complete reverse of Weight Watchers. If this is the Chicago Hope, then it should be cancelled like the TV series of the same name. Seriously, as I told my friend with me, I don't know how nine million people live in this city. The strip clubs here cannot accomplish a lap dance without instructions from their boss. And I will reiterate, these women who came up as amateurs were not, and NO OTHER CITY where I've lived or visited would have clubs whose clients tolerate such a ripoff. I saw girls on the main floor with guys, hotter than the strippers, hoping they would dance. Then a group of women, already dressed for the part, were introduced and by the first dancer you can tell she knew that pole like her best friend! Unbelievable.

Warning: do not come visit the club on a weekday. This was my second visit to the club and both were nights when they had amateur night and I missed both of them. :( I agree that this club has a lot of potential but suffice it to say that local politics and in particular certain clients are ruining this place. The women here should be less concerned with pleasing their regulars and more concerned with taking big hints! When I tip the same woman onstage after she hasn't been there for more than an hour, it means come over, I want a dance from you! I don't know who she was but she is a tall statuesque blonde with nerdy looking glasses (but very hot for some reason). Nevertheless I will come back on a Friday or Saturday night since any other night in the Chicago area is dedicated to Vinny, Paulie or Sal.

It's been about three months since my initial visit and I thought it was time to see "if all the bugs had been ironed out of the system." CLUB 390 is bound to become a destination club along the likes of YBOR Strip in Tampa, The St. JAMES in Houston, the LANDING STRIP in Detroit, and JASON's in Windsor ... You know the type of club that you PLAN to visit when you know you will be travelling to the area.

(See previous review for club description and layout)

Da JOINT
Imagine having a comfortable seat anywhere in the room and where you may be able to view 1 to 3 dancers on-stage who start out in 1-piece or 2-piece outfits and finish topless in a G-string. Waitstaff, Bouncers and Hosts are nattily attired in after-five gear and give the impression that you would feel comfortable bringing your wife/date/etc...

Da DANCERS
Much improved from earlier 9/04 visit. This may have been the result of dancers leaving mediocre and class-less clubs in the area for a chance to be treated like a lady from Club 390 management. (HEY, I asked the dancers why they were there, and how they liked this club.)

It is really easy to see smiles and little to no griping on the faces of dancers that I have seen come here FROM the SKYBOX, JIMMY's, CLUB O, HEAVENLY BODIE's and other clubs in IN and Michigan. Oh, did we mention that you can get your choice of Bikini, Topless or NUDE dances. Higher Mileage than what you would probably expect. MUCH BETTER THAN SCORES.

The Dancers range from lily-white to ebony black with every shade and nationality in-between... from 18 years old to late 30's. You like 'em ballet-dancer thin with little tits? Take your pick. You want BODACIOUS Ta-Ta's with a curvy woman's body? Do you want that in Vanilla, Chocolate, or Butterscotch? How about athletic, body-builder with a brain (pssst ... ask for SAVANNAH). You looking for a suburban schoolgirl fantasy (she's here). You want a tall blond model with legs up to here? (She's here). Have you been missing your favorite dancer at your local area club ... she could be here. I found two of mine here Saturday night. I certainly enjoyed in no particular order: Savannah, SAPPHIRE (a petite Latina w/ a J-Lo ass); KATARINA (a petite blond with a charming demeanor); ANGIE(y'all know the song ... come hear her laugh); YVETTE (a young black lithe and limber kitten); NAOMI (think SEX on your laps in your eyes, thighs, and sighs); LISA (ya like big breatsuses?); and EXOTICA (ya remeber the cheerleader, who could amaze you with her jumps, slits and tits ... she beacame an exotic dancer).

Da STAFF
They have been listening to the critics. I found their behavior to be just what I've comr to expect in a Gentlemen's Club. From the ladies who took my cover charge, the coat check girl, hosts and the attendant in the Men's Room, everybody seems to get it. When the patron is pleased he stays ... keep him happy .... HE PAYS. Piss him off or ignore him and he leaves and spends his $$$ at one of the other clubs in the area. Damn, it is really that simple.

Da BOTTOM LINE
I had a GREAT TIME Saturday night. I know it was peak party time and I thought it kept getting better as the night wore on. (Too many $3 Beers, maybe) Remember that the weeknights will be slower than the weekend, but you may have a better chance to get to know the dancers, management and waitstaff. The only difference between being a VIP and being treated like one, is to act like one when you walk through the door. CLUB 390 is out to get ya cumming back again and again.



Hery guess what nude dances are now available here at 390. Gonna give Skybox, Club O, and IS a run for their money. Nude dances just started during the Grand Opening on Dec 2, 3, & 4th. Nude dances are 30 with the girls kicking back 5 to the club. Champagne room nude is now 400 for the hour + credit card fee. 1/2 hour nude is 250 + credit card fee. Just see that famous floor host Nick for all of the details.

I went to this Club this past weekend, i am used to the under 21 clubs but this is my first visit to a 21+ club, let me tell you it was one of the best times in my life, from walking in greeted by the cashier, then get greeted by the guy in the tux, and him showing u to a seat was great, when i went there was about 25 girls working and they were all hott, the club is so elegant i felt underdressed for the club, they had dollar dances at ur seat, which by itself is better than some clubs, i went for the 20 dollar private dance and man it was awesome. the only complaint that is the stage should be lit up more, but without all the effects, overall the club is awesome and i was so satisfied by the dances, i will be back defintily, by the way on the weekend there is a special suprise in the washrooms lol.

The club is fairly new only been open a few months, however it is right up there with the Skybox and Club O as far as atmosphere and it's not alwats as crowded as the other two. I would rate most of the women there between 7's and 8's with one of the girls being a knockout 10. The private rooms feel a little more private than some clubs where you feel like the bouncer is constantly staring you down. If you been to the skybox or Club O in the area and you enjoyed, you should not be dissapointed with Club 390.

Dances are 1-$20 or 3-$50 Pool Games are $50 a game
Feature is t-Shirts or lighters and a 2-$30 dance
Champagne room is $220 1/2 hour and $350 1 hour
Cover charge $5, Import $5, Ample Parking. Club has a nice stage, lighting and music. Good booths for dance areas.
Brooke, angelina, and kala were the ones I had the pleasure to spend time with in all an above avg club.... time will tell B/B-

cheers



OK, THAT'S more like it! Went back to 390 Friday night, and EVERYONE was cool, even the bouncer that caused the problem last week. Don't know if he was just having a bad night or if he was given an "attitude adjustment", but either way, now everything is good and I can give the club a 10. Girls were better too. (More good looking ones, less so-so ones) As the club is pretty new, I suspect that will continue to improve with time. Nick is still the best floor host in the world! Keep up the good work!

Hmmmm...how do I review a club where I had one of the best AND one of the worst experiences I've ever had at a club in the same night? My lady and I went to Club 390 to check out their feature, Malessia Renee. A GORGEOUS redhead who does a FANTASIC show! Worth a trip just to see her. Lots of ex-Club O people there, Nick and Jesse are working the floor (both are super cool, as are several of the other floor guys), Andrea and Dana are bartending and waitressing, respectively. Also several Club O girls now work there. All of that was positive. Club is nice, dance areas are good with lots of space, not cramped like many clubs. So with all this good stuff, what was bad? The bald bouncer. (I think his name is Tony?) We had a lady dancing for us. She may have done a little more than is normal, but there was much worse (blatant stick-shifting etc.) going on around us. Does he do anything to the others? No. With us? As we came out, he takes the girl who was dancing for us away before we could even pay her, takes her over to the floor manager, and instead of giving her a little reminder of the rules, they proceed to rip on her so bad, she was almost in tears and was afraid to come near us after that. Totally f%#ked up the night for us, and I'm sure they made no more money from her the rest of the night. We were so ticked, we left. Now my lady and I and I have been going to clubs all over the area and around the country for YEARS and have NEVER seen anyone treated like that for something that minor. This guy needs to GET A GRIP in a hurry, or they need to fire him. If not, he's going to run off a lot of business and a lot of girls! Who or what do you think you are? Treat people the way you'd want to be treated! We liked the club, but if they don't get a leash on this guy, we won't be able to recommend it to anyone and we won't go back. We don't cause any hassles, so we certainly don't want to BE hassled! As nice as the club is, we wondered why they don't have more good-looking girls (lots of 5's and 6's, only a couple of 8's or 9's), but it's probably because of this guy. The owner seems cool, but need to get better control over his staff. We're hoping they do, because without this type of B.S., the club would be a 10.

Unlike the previous review, let's give this club some time to work the kinks out. It's only been open since August 28th. To correct the previous review the dances are 20.00 or 3 for 50.00 and the feature dance is 2 for 30.00 and you get a shirt or lighter or something else you amy or may not want. Personally not big for feature dances. I have probably spent hours in the champagne room and have never been bothered by anyone. If you do use a credit card they charge like 5% fee instead of the usual 10% fee of other clubs like Club O and Skybox.

Girls there are hot. My favorites are the waitress's they are stone cold beautiful.

Oh yeah dancer wise not in any order of preferene Shai, Kiley, Aleise, Haley, Lucy, Phoenix.

The men in the tuxedos have been great, you have Nick (formerly from Club O) Jessie (formerly from Club O), Bald Tony (formerly from Jimmy's), Oliver, Tony, etc.

This club is trying and when the bugs get worked out should be a great place.

Nice mix of dancers...all hair colors, all races, all pretty, with and without enhancements, with booty...some with less but all good.

Stopped by at this club the other day. Nice layout, very flashy, they seemed to have spent alot to get this thing operational. Sort of out of the way. Dancers were pretty, many of them have made the dancing circuit in the Chicago area.

Back room dance specials are $40 for 3 songs during 2 for 1 special times (if I remember right) and you get a nice cubicle with no bothers. That's really the best deal. Lots of contact and the ladies work their butts off. The Champaign room dances are $220 for 1/2 hour, plus service fee of $14 if you use a charge card. I got the time and settled in with Faith. She is young tall and blond. She assured me that the waitress and bouncers don't bother the patrons in this room. Her dances were good and she aimed to please. Unfortunately, the bouncer came back to interupt us twice to ask if I had paid (after I had already paid at the beginning). The waitress had my card and ID, which I had already signed. His trips back to the room ended up putting a damper on our enjoyment, and the dancer apoligized for his intrusions.

She did try hard and is a sweethart. But because of this treatment this club has lost a customer. I won't be going back and I don't recommend it.

Although the Official Grand Opening is not scheduled until later this month, I stopped by twice to get an idea of how this club is trying to market itself.

Da CLUB

Upscale decor, attitude & environment in an industrial area of Chicago Heights. OK, You gotta deal with the zoning issues, neighbors, politicos, etc... It appears that they wanna look a little like Deja Vu, Club O, Scores, etc... The advertised "Cigar Bar" is located directly behind the Cashier when you enter. They have recently begun advertising on the Sports Radio AM 670, which should bring in a listener or two from the South Suburbs and NW Indiana.

Spacious layout inside with a main stage providing good sight lines to most seating areas on the main floor and some raised-tier seating. There is a small satellite stage located just off the bar and close to the main stage. You should be able to view multiple dancers at one time.

There are six (6) TV's above the bar capable of showing sporting events or a televised view of the stage (which is located less than 20 feet from the bar.. Not necessary.) Darkly lit, well-appointed, chairs are upholstered and on rolling castors. Comfortable, yet boring at the moment.

Da DEAL

I paid a $5 cover charge to watch a dozen dancers (some new to the area) do either a 3-song or 2-song "stroll-around-the-pole" going-through-the-motion dance. WHY? The DJ on this night sounded like he came from an A.M. morning drive radio show, and was insistent in talking in that DJ voice and playing songs we cannot recognize. It was strange that he did know or remember the dancers' names (stage or otherwise). It was confusing and I felt detached from whatever was going on in the Club, at the Bar, on stage, wherever. There had to be at least 8 guys with suits/tux jackets/earpieces/etc... walking around talking to each other. WHY? Was I greeted/welcomed upon entering?(NO)Was I told where the Men's Rooms were located? (NO)Was there signage? (NO)Is there any clue other than this website as to the type of dances or pricing? (NO)

CONNECT with the PATRONS !!! Do you want us to come here, spend time and $$$ and come back? Act like it !!!

Da DANCERS

Who's hiring all the "small-breasted" dancers for this Topless Club? I luv natural tits and don't give a damn whether they are B's C's or DD's; but how about some ass to go with all that class you are trying to get in there. When we say add some FLAVA; we mean some soul/salsa/sass in the dancer. Are you trying to create Stepford Wives? Turn up the Volume on the Sound System and let the dancers feel some BASS/Drums/Beat to dance to.

The Private Dance area had at least 25 little cubicles with padded seating for "your very own personal fantasy dance." One guy monitoring the dancers and keeping tabs on the # of dances. Mostly air, some occasional contact, and of course YMMV.

da BOTTOM LINE

It's new, with the Official Grand Opening in a few weeks. They are ironing out the kinks and getting to know each other's names, the sound system, lighting, etc... It's going to be OK and an alternative to going downtown for those who want that kind of atmosphere.

I didn't get "wood." Maybe, when I come back and see some dancers with soul & sass and shaking all dat ass, my perceptions will change. BUTT, I'll be back.