the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Small club south of Tumon Bay. Very few dancers low quality (3-4). According to others dancers here are substance abusers available for cheap fun in and outside the club. Outside club hookers (mostly TV's) are out late/early morning.

Stopped by just after work around 5:30 to have a cold beer and look around. I decided ahead of time not to pay for ladies drinks or other fun stuff but quickly changed my mind when I met Candice. She is a short slightly plump Asian lady with the most perfect natural breasts. She danced for me as there were only two other guys in the place at the time and made great eye contact whispering how she was already bored and wanted to cozy up with me in a corner booth. Candice jumped right off the stage and asked if I would keep her company. I said sure thing and a=off we went tot he darkest corner of this small club. We had some small talk and then Candice asked if I would give her a back rub to which I easily agreed (I love putting hands on great looking ladies). Candice sat between my legs and pushed back against my happy camper while I massaged her neck and back. After about 10 minutes she thanked me, kissed me on the cheek and then pushed me in against the wall of the booth. I just let her have at me. Needless to say it was a nice 20 minutes before she had to go back on stage. No charge! candice simply said she was looking for a nice guy to start the evening off with. I'll be back again early in the evening to start Candice off as often as possible.



One of the better SC's for Guam. Laid back and not as pushy as the bigger tourist oriented clubs. Some excellent classy ladies in CC and Jackie. Other hot stuff available also. I was a little too busy to give this club its proper once over but feel it has the promise to be a good nite spot when in Guam. They are a few private booths where you can get comfy, but in all sc's here action outside the club with a dancer is available for a price.

I know someone who worked at Vikings for 2 years and she said it was the best club she had ever been to/worked in! I am excited to go! I also know someone who worked at g spot, and she also said Vikings was much better, nicer, friendlier girls, not to mention HOT! I will just have to see for myself. Has Anyone else been to any of the clubs in Guam... and if so which one did you prefer?

During my Sunday night outing, the dancers here are friendlier at the tip rail and more beautiful than Club USA. Dancers ranged from 6's to 8's. For the newbie, the wheel is used to humiliate patrons via ripping of their underwear and spanking. There seems to be no extra charge for the patron "stage" show, and may depend on the dancer. Stage and ceiling height is much smaller/lower than Club USA (just an observation that maybe relevant to upcoming dancers). On a late Sunday night, there was little to nonexistence hustle from the dancers, and no K-gals (hostess). As with any strip club in Guam, the tip rail is where the action is at -- lay a dollar+. Otherwise, my peers love the Karaoke bars for LDs ($20 +) & companionship, not at a strip club. I suggest the dancers to hustle more for LDs or if possible lap dances. Please roam the club, or should I be more aggressive and ask? By the way, full nude, 2 way contact initiated by the dancer and alcohol available -- alittle different from state side strip clubs.

First time to Guam. Dancers are 90% on contract for 3-6 months. They work 6 days a week. Airfare is paid but room and board are paid by dancers. Lots of rules/fines for not following them. Mixture of white/asian and black dancers. More than a few from Portland. Avoid on slow nites as te Korean waitresses will pounce on you to buy and buy more drinks. Private dances are 5 minutes for $50.00. I did not try any. Dancer quality from 5-7. I give major deductions for pushy clubs to buy drinks so this is a pretty good rating as some of the dancers were actually very nice and pretty. Contact is rather high by US standards. No cover for locals/americans but Japanese tourists get clipped for a $30 dollar cover. This is a tourist club. I think the clubs that cater to the locals are a little more laid back.

Another typical Guam sc. Decent quality and quantity dancers. Korean, white and Black.
One very skinny, drug induced blond was letting a older customer stroke her nani during their drinking binge. Another pushy club management. Club is decent size with hard wooden benches. The dancers have pads they sit on. No cover for locals/americans.

YMMV ... yup, double of my previous rating. I guess, its due to awesome private dances from a blonde bombshell. There's a small private dance room for $60 (2x songs, 5x5' room), although, once you have a gal loving your touches, its hard to exit the room). It's on the opposite side of the dancer's locker room. I believe there's two VIP rooms to be had for $140, which includes a lady's drink ($20) and 4 songs. VIP are between the bar & women's restroom. The dancer I had could not get enough of those touches such that the knocks on the door of time expired was heard multiple times. Other action was had. During my recent visit, the hottie ratio compared to Vikings and others is better here. The tip rail is great as usual. Lay a dollar or more and don't be discouraged if your dollar plus lays there for awhile. These dancers can actually dance, on the floor and on the pole.

Long winded post: Hit the club within the last hour of closing. Apparently, at this time and during a Sunday night, the K-gals (hostess) left with only the dancers talking either among themselves or with customers w/ LD in hand ($20). Dancers ranged between 5 to 7's. No 10's, but a mixture of dancers: Korea (fair skin, petite figure), Filipino (short gal with bolt ons, however, she does not allow touching at the tip rail), Black (nice ass, streak of blonde hair), Blonde (bikini tan lines) and Redhead perhaps (bolt ons). Problem with this club is the push to buy *your* drinks; $6 red bull in a glass cup to prevent milking--one minimum drink per entrance sign, no cover. There's some hustle to buy the dancer's LD, but it has been my experience that the K-gals are more of a hustler. The kicker that disappointed me was the Filipino gal whom completely ignored me by simply stripping in front of me (ala Femme Nu in Hawaii) vice the usual "groping" contact -- I tipped $2, while the guy next to me got more with a dollar (face in boob). Hours: Unsure of opening, but closing is 2 am w/ exception of 4 am on a Friday/Saturday night. Club USA stage SOP (Sunday night): Dancer dances on the pole for one song w/ clothing on, and afterward, start stripping from topless to nude while "confronting" patrons with $1 or more bills laid out at the edge of the stage. My suggestion, go on a Friday/Saturday night, but hit Vikings or maybe G spot first.

I happened to stop in the club last Tuesday and was very much inpressed with the ladies working. As soon as we sat down two beautiful girls (9s) one Austrian and one Australian sat down with us. They were both very cute and well built. The rest of the night in the club was just as good with many more dancers all in the 7 to 9 range. I think this is still the best club in Guam and would recommend it to everyone looking for a good time. Only caution is that with the good looking girls the $20s go fast.

This club has the best decor of SC's I visited while in town. Big, decent stage, comfortable booths. Dancers were not that great 4-6's. However contact normally high for Guam was even higher here. One lucky regular I assume was getting a continuous lap grind in his booth by a dancer for at least 5-6 songs. Thought you had to go to a private room for that but...This club could be no 1 if they had more hot babes, so since they do not I assume management is the problem. Too bad..I liked being inside this club.