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October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

My first impression is that this is just a much smaller version of the old Cafe Erotica. The cover was $7 when I stopped. Toys and videos were for sale behind the cashier.

I walked in, the club appears clean, or at least fresh. There is a small bar on the left where most of the dancers were parked on stools. None looked to be more than a 4. The stage is floor height and all I saw were girls just walking around the stage area wanting tips. I left after about 15 minutes and considered it a complete was of time and money.

Made my first stop into this club. Went in with low expectations and at first thought I was right. Found a seat and got my manditory drink. Was right awaypressured for a lapdance from the waitress, but turned her away while I got comfortable with the surroundings. After a few more "no's" to some other girls, I did give the lapdances a try with a nice redhead. Good grindage, but nothing worth writing home about.

While waiting to see one particular girl who caught my eye, a cute little blonde spinner named "Kelly" sat down and we began to chat. Without being asked, Kelly was soon giving me a world class shoulder rub and some nice conversation. This kept for for about 20-30 minutes before there was ANY mention of anythign more. Well, after that, I HAD to try the rooms...and WOW! Not only is she a sweetheart, but the lapdances were VERY fun! Had...a few...HA!

Ended the night with some nice conversation with a tall brunette named "Natasha." I'll be back!

Not a great club, but a pleasant diversion if you need a break while driving to Florida along I-75. Skip the heavily advertised Cafe Erotica and drive a half-mile further west to find this club. You can't miss the neon sign, but this club shares a parking lot with a gas station/convenience store, so it's a bit of an odd location.

It's totally nude, so no alcohol is served. $10 cover but the bottled water is cheap.

Lot's of girls on the Saturday night I visited. They were all sweet, hometown southern girls. Surprisingly attractive, except they all were slightly flawed in some way, primarily suffering from poor dentistry. Seemed to add to their "girl next door" appeal. I experimented with one private lap dance - expensive ($55 for two dances) for the level of contact.

All in all, not a great club, but ended up being better than what I expected.

Checked out the Neon Cowboy on Friday March 9th. I was dissapointed that I didn't see my favorite dancer Porsha. This was the 2nd time that I made a trip and she wasn't working. One dancer told me that Porsha handn't been there all week. Looked around to see if there were any other good looking women and sorry to say there wasn't much to choose from tonight.

One of the waitresses named Brandi came by and asked me did I want a dance? At first I told her no, but after seeing there wasn't much to choose from I took her up on the offer. She asked me did I want to do 2 for $50? I told her I wanted to see how I liked the 1st dance. She came and got me when she was ready and she took me to the booth. She asked me what did I like in my lapdances? I told her that I liked alot of slow grinding. Brandi did a pretty good job of grinding. During the dance she had her breast to my face and asked me did I want to touch them? I said yeah, and proceded to squeeze her breast. I didn't expect that at all from her. I didn't think she would be the type to break the rules,but I guess she has to do what she can to make her money. I figured Brandy would be very firm because she use to lift weights, but she is actually pretty soft. I ended up getting 2dances from her. She thanked me and I went back to my seat outside.

Later in the night I saw a blonde dancer named Kitty up on stage dancing. I was amazed that this white girl could move to the beat of a rap song and make her ass cheecks jump. I wanted to get a stage side view but another dancer was sitting beside me trying to see if I would get a dance from her. After Kitty got off stage she seemed to dissapear. I asked another dancer would she tell Kitty that I wanted a dance from her? She said she may be in the booth giving a dance. She walked off and looked in the private booths then looked at me and said, "Yeah she is in the booth." I tried to wait on her to come out of the booth but she stayed in there. I also had asked a young black dancer named Hennessey for a dance. She apparently had another customer ahead of me because she went to the private booth as well and seemed to stay forever.

It was getting late for me and I had a ways to travel so I decided it was time to leave. I spent about 2 1/2hrs in the club but really didn't enjoy my visit. They are starting to get too many unnattractive girls at the club dancing. There was only 2 or 3 dancers (Both black & white) that I considered to be somewhat attractive(around a 7). I guess I will give this club some time to get it's act together. I will try to call before I come next time to see if I can catch up with porsha that way. If I don't see her again then I want worry about it. Apparently she either has another job or doesn't need the money since she hardly comes to work now. IMO this club would fair better if they became a Bikini club or a topless bar. The customer would be able to enjoy an alholic beverage with the change and it would just provide more of a club atmoshpere than the standard soda and water.

Went in on a Friday night to see Katie and there was a definite lack of talent there. Usually Fridays have something like 25-30 girls. Katie said it has been that way for a while. There were some very beautiful black girls, some definite ATL quality, but that's just not my thing. The club needs to recruit some more white girls. I gave the club a 5 this time just because Katie was there and she was very happy to see me. Her 21st birthday is this month, so go take care of her!

Visited this club tonight and it was the worst club I've ever visited. There wasn't one person in the club when we got there and all the dancers were just sitting around. After spending 10 minutes and none of the dancers got up to take the stage, we hit the road. Maybe it was because it was a Tuesday night, but the dancers were in the 4-6 range as far as looks go. Would not recommend.

Good news for all you Katie fans. She's back! Also back is Kitty, after working in the ATL for a while. There is also a new girl, forgot her name. Kira, Kirie? Drop dead gorgeous little brunette with the best body ever to set foot in the Neon. Wow! Go see this girl! This was only her second day dancing. Spent most of my time with Katie & Billie. Both are worth every penny. The crowd was pretty good around ten. And the DJ wasn't saying much tonight. I think he was too busy to yell at us for not tipping. But it was a fun Friday night. LOTS of girls to choose from.

Checked out the Neon Cowboy tonight and was fairly pleased with what I saw. I got there around 9:00pm. Friday night. The place was pretty dead at first. There were about 3 or 4 dancers out on the floor and maybe 3 more customers besides me. Two black dancers(one named Porsha) spoke to me as I was looking for a seat. Porsha told me to come sit by her. Now Porsha is my favorite dancer even though she doesn't remember me since I don't come here regularly. I wanted a dance from Porsha but not particurlarly right then. She convinced me into getting a lapdance then anyway(Hey the place was dead anyway and no one was dancing).

Well I can honestly say she did not dissapoint. I ended up getting 2 dances from her. She let me roam my hands where I wanted to. It was cool to touch her ass & thighs. She gave me a hand job through my pants. The money I spent on her dances was well worth it. So I spent 55dollars within the 1st 30minutes of being at the club. After the dance I went back out to my seat. I knew Porsha AKA Kim wasn't going to come sit by me because she had gotten what she wanted and so did I.

Well after Porsha got through with her dance set on stage it was time for Roxy to come up. Roxy has short blonde hair and a nice big ass to go along with her big legs. I had 1st met Roxy a year ago. I wanted to get a dance from her back then but she took too long to come from the dressing room so I ended up asking someone else. I saw her once since then, but had spent my money on Kim. So I decided that I needed to test her out, to satisfy my curiousity. After she came off stage, I asked her for a dance. I gave her the money and she went to the front to pay the money to the "house". She didn't come right back after that. She had went to the back to change outfits. She had taken off her G-String bikini and put on some type of shorts that were low cut.

Well Roxy isn't much of a talker. I didn't really connect with her like I thought I would. She gave a decent dance but it could have been better. Those shorts she wore didn't glide across by pants the way they should have, which kind of took some of the feeling away from the dance. She seems to be very young(about 23 or 24)and kind of acts like it as well. She has a nice body but doesn't know how to hold a conversation. I think it is safe to say I won't be asking her for a dance again.

I saw my #2favorite dancer Albany there as well. She has only danced for me on one occasion but she made a good impression. If it wasn't for wanting to try out Roxy I would have gotten a dance from Albany. Again I recommend Porsha & Albany as 2 of the best lapdancers at the club.

A previous reviewer mentioned 2 girls named Billie & Casey. Billie is now a dancer, but casey still waitresses. Casey is cute and the better looking of the two but neither or necessarily my type.

The quality of girls have improved over my last visit. Looked forward to a future trip to the Neon.


There are several new girls worth a visit. Billie & Casey are two young cuties who started waitressing. Billie is a tall redhead with a smoking body, and Casey is a cute little blonde. Billie is wild in the lap dance room. There is another girl with a hot body and wavy blonde hair, but I didn't get her name. The management must be reading this site. The DJs still get on the customers to tip, but they seem to be a lot more polite about it. They used to get downright angry. Big improvement.

I'm revoking my previous endorsement of this club. It primarily has to do with the fact that they are now charging $1 for little bitty cups of Coke. I've been coming here for years and thought it was pretty reasonable for them to charge $10 to get in, even though they don't sell alcohol, because they gave you free soft drinks. I always tipped the waitress $1 anyway, but now you're paying $1, and after you tip $1, you are paying $2 for this sip of Coke that cost them about 2 cents. That's lame, man. If I was charging people $10 to get in, I think I'd be happy with that and not try to stick it to them every time they get a little thirsty.
Plus, did I mention that when I paid this $10 to get in a couple of weeks ago, and had this $2 sip of Coke. the only two girls at the bar couldn't have gotten me into the lap dance booth if they paid me, and the only other girl in the joint, even though I was the only person there. walked over to me with the standard "Wanna dance?" There's no one else there! And she still doesn't have the time to actually talk to me before trying to sell me something.
That's lame, man. Lame, lame, lame.

I decided to check out the neon on Thursday March 18th since it has been a few months since my last visit. I figured it would be sort of slow tonight and it was. Neither of my two favorites Kim AKA Porsha & Albany were there. Kim had told me in the past that she doesn't work on Thursdays but I figured that would leave all of my time with Albany, whom said she worked everyday except sunday. None of the girls were really all that hot looking. Lyric was sitting at the bar in street clothes. The last time I saw her I noticed she had put on a little weight. Areion was on stage dancing when I came in. She looked alright,but almost a little too heavy for my liking. She still had a big ole butt though. I scanned the area and looked for someone whom I could get a dance with. Areion was busy with a regular so I scratch her off my list. Meanwhile, Syxx(who occasionally dances) was DJ'ing tonight. She was really being aggresive about guys tipping the girls, basically she was talking alot of trash. I like Syxx as a person and a dancer but she doesn't need to DJ. She does absolutely too much talking on the Mic.

I ended up asking a dancer named Zoey for a lapdance. Zoey wasn't particularly all that good looking but she had a decent body and most importantly a nice ass. Zoey did a decent job, but not as good Porsha or Albany would have given. Zoey doesn't grab the "Log" like Albany & Porsha do during their dances. She was nice to me and thank me for the dances. After the dances were over I came and sat back down at one of the stools in the back. I new dancer named Danielle came over and sat by me. She asked me did I want a dance and I told her I had just gotten some for Zoe. She did replied just get a table dance then it's only $10. I said I don't like tabledance because their is no contact. She persisted that she would give me a good one. She then said look and pointed to her garter belt. She replied " I haven't made any money all night." I said you have made some money maybe not as much as you won't. She tried again but I told her " I am sorry but I just don't want any dances."

After this I decided it was time to leave. Lyric was still sitting in the same spot at the bar. I told her I was getting ready to leave. She tried to carry on a little conversation asking what I had been up to lately. We talked a little about school for a while(she goes to college during the day). Then she asked me could I give her a few dollars because she hadn't ate anything since she left the house today. She said something about wanting to get some hotwings. I know Hotwings cost more than 2bucks but I gave it to her anyway. The real deal is she probably didn't want to spend the little money she had made that night. She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheeck. After that I said goodbye and headed out the door.

Well tonight was a lame trip. None of my favs were there and the girls weren't hot at all. It will probably be a few months before I go back. This time I know to go on a Friday or not go at all.

Since Katie has vanished, my interest in the club has gone down. She was my favorite dancer. So, I do wish her okay and hopefully, she will come back. Without her, I did try a few other girls, but none were as good as she was. This is a major lost to the club. Plus, I did not like when they yell at customers for not tipping the girls on stage. The Whole idea about tipping is free liberty to whom we like. It is a "tip" not payment. If we don't want to tip, we should not be forced to tip. The club has closed early b/c no one was tipping. This hurts both the girls and the club. Girls could at least make money from VIP and part of the fee goes to the CLUB. Plus, I would not be surprised if customers would not come back b/c the management is rude. DJ should not yell,"losers tip or the club would have to close". DJ should not whine about the lack of tipping. He is not concern about the dancers, but himself. If they do not get tipped, he does not get paid. I hate when DJ do this. It is rude, rude, and rude.

Agree with QuickDraw. Was in there on a Saturday night around 9pm, and all the girls were unattractive. Did not see a girl there I wished to see naked, so stayed for about 20 minutes and left.

Don't waste your time! The dancers are fairly unattractive and they don't dance continuously. I stopped in last week in the late afternoon, paid a $10 cover charge, bought a $1 Coke, stayed 20 minutes, and no one even danced! The 2-3 dancers that were working just sat at the bar and talked to the 1 or 2 other customers there.

Went in last night (Friday) from about 11-2. Girls everywhere. Wasn't too crowded. Nice mix of black & white girls. If you like the ebony ladies, there are some beautiful girls here. Forgot her name, but there is a new girl that should be modeling. She has to be over 6 feet tall and has legs that run forever. One of these days I might get Mistress over for a table dance. She is drop dead gorgeous. But I tend to avoid them because they are a bit wild for me. Katie has disappeared. I hope she's OK. I spent some time with Amber. She is a sweet girl who loves her job. Ended the night with Zoe and did the $100 for 5 lap dances deal. She doesn't let you 'participate' but, believe me, you don't need to. She is amazing. I had to zone out at times to control myself. She works M-F from 5 to 9, so go see her after work sometime. I will!

Not much has changed here over the years. The club is still dirty and grimy but you can get a decent lap dance (topless). No alcohol but $10 nude pool is interesting. The DJs are obnoxious and the music is way too loud. The girls seem to come and go but you can find a few diamonds in the rough. Most of the girls have not danced any where else. This is better than nothing for central GA. Nothing like the clubs up the interstate in Atlanta or down in Florida though.

Went there 2 weeks ago and girls are still hot and they have expanded some. They now have more rooms to do VIP dances. My girls seem to change, too. Katie seem too into herself. She doesn't speak to me nor wants to dance for me. Arieon still does want to dance, but she seems less interested. So, I lost interest going here. I gotten dances from another girl who is quite young. She is okay. I might stop coming here. Not sure. Atl is better.

Warm atmosphere.....this is the kind of club that is laid back and the girls are angels...I have been to clubs before where beer was serviced.
But this club is nice..you don't miss the fact that you can't get a cold
brew there. J.G.

Took a friend from south Georgia to the club on a Thursday. There were plenty of girls and it wasn't crowded. He wanted a lap dance from a black girl and Amber suggested a tall girl with large breasts and a big round booty. He returned from the lap dances with a big smile on his face. In the lap dance booth, she whipped his little buddy out and rode it. She was a little rough and he was a little raw, but very happy. Just to clarify, no, she did NOT take off her bottom. But he was exposed! He is hesitant to go back because he dropped $300 that night.

Some of the hotter girls have moved on so I dropped my rating to a 7. I guess they were all in there earlier for holiday money. Still worth going in. The girls let it all hang out!

Katie is a sweetheart, but you can't read her. I try to get her to talk, but not much luck. I had her talking and laughing one night, then next week it was the silent treatment again. But she will give you a heck of a lapdance once she gets to know you. She had me standing at attention one night and let it slip in and rode it for a few seconds. Nothing between me and her but my sweats! She didn't do that last time I was there, so it might have been an accident. But what an accident! She is awesome, but NO touching!


I decided to check out the Neon Cowboy tonight. It has been 5months since the last time I was there. Well the cover charge is still $10.00dollars. The are under new management now and for the most part it seems to have had a positive effect. I noticed that they have hired even more black females since the last time I was up there. I liked that fact, but sometimes some of the black dancers can be too pushy. I went and sat at one of the stools. Looks like they have taken out a few of the tables near the stage. I was sitting there alone for a few minutes when a black dancer named Jasmin came up and sat beside me. She is good looking but her butt was too big for my taste. She sat and chatted with me for a little bit and then asked if I wanted a dance? I turned her down. She just said that if I wanted one later on let her know. Well not too long after she leaves anothe black dancer named Kim comes up to me and ask for a dance. Kim was cute and I liked what I saw but I know that looks don't always equate to a good dance. After I told her no thankyou she said okay but didn't leave very far. She sat a stool with another dancer and a customer a few feet from me. She would every now and then reach over and rub her hand across my thigh. She said " I believe you are scared of me." I told her no I just don't like the table dances and a lapdance is pretty expensive($35dollars for the 1stdance). The price didn't bother me that much it was just something I told the her. She said she gives really good dances and comes up to me and stands in between my legs and leans her body against mine. She then starts to moan in my ear. By this time I had started to get turned on. I was waiting for some type of sign to let me know if she was a good lapdancer and this was clearly a sign that she could possibly be good. I told her I would get a lapddance and we were off to the booth.

Kim didn't dissapoint at all. There was lots of grinding on me and grabbing and jacking my dick through my pants. She has some nice titties as well which she let me lick. Well after the dance was over she asked did I want another one? I said I wasn't sure right now but might get another one later. Well I went back out to where my seat was and sat down. 2more girls came up to me to try and get a dance but I turned them away. I saw a white female with blonde hair who kind of caught my eye. She had nice hips, big calf muscles and a nice butt. Well I found out that this girl was named Albany. I had tipped Albany when she was onstage. She came over to thank me after she got off stage. When she did I told her I wanted a lapdance and off we went. She was already sitting in my lap a little before the song got started. Albany was also a very good grinder. SHe also didn't have a problem playing with my dick as well. At one point she adjusted my unit to the side and sat on top of it and grinded away. It seemed like she was trying her best to make me cum. Well she actually did make me cum right when the song was ending. I told her I enjoyed the dance very much and asked what days she usually works? She said she works everyday except for sundays when they are closed. She gave me a hug and I decided it was time for me to leave.

Neon Cowboy is a pretty good club despite not being able to sale any alcholic beverages. It would be "Off the Chain" if it did. IMO it is possibly the best club for mileage in the state of GA without having to pay Big Bucks for a VIP room like the clubs in Atlanta. If you are driving through on Intersate 75 drop off near Byron & Warner Robins drop by the club one night. You want be dissapointed especially if you try the girls I have talked about.

I have been here a few times and it is great. There are 2 girls I see there primarily. Katie is a hottie and would like to know her personally. Arieon is the other girl who is cute and fun. I wish Katie could be as fun as Arieon and I wish Areon was better looking. I like them both. They both give good lap dances. It does cost more than i would like to spend. A club in Atl cost less. One in Atlanta cost $10 per song. This clubs, you pay $35 for the first song and then $20 for the second and so on. Some girls will do 2 songs for $50 or 5 for $100. Arieon is more fun yet Katie is hotter.

Do them both.



Went in on a Friday to see my girls, Amber & Katie. They will give you a lap dance to remember! There were 30 girls and 20 of them were hot. Some here have said lap dances are $35. True, but additional lap dances are $20. Most of the girls will give you the 5 for $100 deal. Some girls I would like to try out: Candi - perfect body, no noticible tattoos, and Olivia - A real cutie who just left Athens. But Amber & Katie keep me too busy. Treat them nice. They may get down in the lap dance booths, but they are real sweethearts. Marie & Zoe have disappeared. I'm still giving the club an 8 because it's too crowded and no alcohol. But no alcohol might have been a good thing Friday because the crowd was insane! It was a real fun night.

This club is way out in the middle of no where in the same building as a gas station. It is pretty big and seperated into 3 parts. The front of the club is the usual, bar, stage and tables. The only thing that stuck out in my mind here was that it is so dark. With the word Neon in their name you would think they would light the place up a little. The middle section is the private booths for lapdances. I skipped over these. The back area has pool tables and more booths. These are glass wall dances. The girls go on the other side of a glass wall and dance for you. Supposedly so you can "have some privacy" they even tell you there are tissues in the despenser beside you. I watched a two girl show. Honestly, I didn't need the tissue, it was so obviously fake that it was sad. I left the club after the show. The private two girl show set me back a cool $60.

I'm only giving Neon an 8 because they can't sell alcohol. But damn, I was shocked at the talent. I went there a few years back and thought it was a skanky hole in the wall. There were 5 or 6 smoking babes. The names I remember are Katie and Chanelle (a real grinder). I didn't have the cash to meet the others. I felt like Quagmire from Family Guy in there. I just wanted to throw money around. My favorite by far is Marie. She usually comes in after 9. She has a perfect figure and works really hard. Very smart and sexy girl with lots of personality. One of those rare jewels who is really too perfect to be working there. Big plus: No tattoos! I'll get her in the VIP next time. The club is still a hole, but it's clean and they've turned up the lights a notch so you can see the girls on stage. My only real complaint was the music. Way too urban, and the stupid DJ kept walking across the stage. Not what I want to see. The place was packed when I left at about 11:30. By the way, this is NOT the barn on the freeway. That is Cafe' Erotica. Keep driving past the barn and you will see the Neon on the left.

This club had about 12 or more dancers working on a friday night.
It was very dark on the inside. You had to be tipping at the stage to really get a good look at the ladies. Most of the dancers were hot. Didn't see any 9s or 10s but there were some 8s and probably the rest were 7s with a 6 here and there. The table dances were $10 topless with some girls pulling their panties up their knees. There was no contact at all. The private dances were $35 with more contact from the ladies but you were not allowed to touch, at least I wasn't. I like to touch during my dances so I didn't enjoy this lapdances as much. $10 to get in and free non-alcoholic drinks for the rest of the night. Overall nice club to look at some cuties naked, not good to get some full contact lapdances.

I stopped here when passing through. It looks like a barn on the side of the interstate. It was a bit dark and they charge $35 for a lap dance! It's $20 for others. I guess that's not bad since many places are now charging for wristbands. The girls were alright with some wacky names like Six and Lyric. I got a nice table dance from Lyric, but nothing else. I was just stopping for a rest.

I'd give this club an eight or nine if they served alcohol. As it is, its still worth a visit. Best thing about the club is the lap dance booths - very private, comfortable, romantically lit and relaxing. I'd come here a lot more if the dances were a little cheaper.

I like this club. Most of the women are average looking, with one or two more attractive ones. The lap dance is pretty good, they'll get up close and personal with you. Seating is mostly in chairs or on stools, with plenty of room around the stage. The building is rather small, though. The cover charge is a couple bucks higher than at the club down the road, but it covers all your drinks, so it ends up being cheaper.

The Neon Cowboy has moved up a little in my book. Since Teasers has closed they have picked up several dancers from that club. I was there on a Thursday night from 9pm until 12 midnight. There were 12 dancers - 10 white and 2 black. Many were vets of the place but a few news faces like I mentioned before. Show a CDL drivers license and get in for $7 instead of $10. Still the best lap dance in middle Georgia and a stage show that is ok depending on the lighting that night.(laps are $30 for first dance; $20 for each song after-this depends on the girl-some are less than this I think. I must have expensive taste))I heard some really sexy sounds coming from a private booth in back while I was enjoying a game of $10 nude pool with a very hot brunette. From the sounds coming from the room the girl was having a great time. Don't know how much the guy enjoyed it but I might have to give that a try again on the next visit.

Tried this club on Friday, 7 May 2004 around 11 pm - 2:30am. The cover was 10 bucks. Nope, no alcohol here, but soda and water bottles are complimentary, but DO tip the waitresses and/or bartenders when they get you one. I like the club. There were some GOOD looking girls in there along with the so-so and hefty girls. One slender brunette reminded me of Lexa Doig (the hot chick who plays Andromeda on TV). I believe the girl's stage name was "Shadow." Not only was she a looker, she was nice and not pushy at all. Some of the other girls, though, WERE pushy. I would go back to this club, especially since Teaser's is now closed.