the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

Cover charge is €50. You can leave and come back later on the same day for the same money. No drinks, no food. The theatre is a small cellar tastefully decorated with statues and other exotic objects - very cosy, a world away both from the glitzy Vegas style cabaret or from the tacky backstreet cabaret. Call it french sophistication if you like. The theatre really is very small - seats no more than 12-15 people.

On the afternoon shift, expect to see 4 dancers. On a busy night shift, no more than 6. The entire experience will depend on how good the dancers are. I've been there 5 or 6 times in 2007 and on one visit, you might get 3 or 4 gorgeous dancers but on the next visit you might only average looking ones.

The girls typically spend half of their time doing some dance routine and the other half walking between the audience / posing right in front of you / sitting on your lap / lying on the bench right behind you. A certain amount of touching is tolerated or even encouraged but don't push your luck - avoid the sensitive areas (I've known one girl to tolerate touching her nipples but that's unusual). Every hour or so there is a little "show" with 2 girls.

You can have a private session with a girl ("un petit salon"). The doorman will charge you €50 if I remember correctly, but then when you're in the little room and committed, the girl wants another €60 or €100 depending on the desired "level of service". I didn't like the "petit salon" session. You're kept physically at bay by a metal grid that seperates you from the girl. You can do more touching through the grid than you could in the theatre, and for "a bit more money" the girl will touch you, but on the whole I just didn't like the setup at all.

But on the whole, I really like this place. I keep going back.

This is a different kind of club. Small, almost living-room type setting. After paying your admission, you go downstairs and have a seat, then watch a progression of shows that includes some pretty hot dancing, that varies from show to show.

One time I was there one of the dancers came around and moved from patron to patron doing a very hot lapdance for each - no expectation of any kind of tipping. When she got to me, she actually grabbed my hands and put them on her breasts. A bit too public since you are now part of the show, but that kind of added to the excitement.

In my hottest experience there, saw a very, very hot lesbian show. One of the dancers, fully nude, singled me out (they can spot the foreigner easily I guess), and came and sat on my lap and started grinding. Then the other girl came over and put my hands on the first girl's breasts and had me hold it for her while she did a lot of sucking and licking. This was almost too hot, but then she moved south, and did a lot more sucking and licking down at the Y - and ALL OF THIS is taking place on my lap. Finally the first girl whispered that she would like to do a "private show" for me upstairs - but she was too late. All I was interested in was a cigarette and a nap!

So, this place would be a 10+, except for the inconsistency. On my next visit a girl did a lot of teasing and talked me into going upstairs and paying $100 for what she promised would be a very hot show. Based on what I was seeing in the main show-room my imagination was going wild. The hot show turned out to be a huge disappointment with her on one side of a metal bar and me on the other with no touching allowed across the bar. She then promised that for another $100 it would get a lot hotter, but I was pissed off at the "bait and switch" so I left.

So, drop in if you have a chance and enjoy the hell out of the show in the main room, but don't fall for any invitations for a hot private show.


Upscale club but unfortunately all the girl are not so attractive, only a few ones are 8 or 9, many of them are only 5 to 7.
Entrance is 25 euros + one pink money that allows you one table dance = 55 euros.
Drinks cost is 20 euros.
Table dance : 1 pink money = 30 euros
Private dance: 2 pink money or 60 euros
VIP: 390 euros (equivalent of $490) for 20 minutes. Prices are a little bit crazy for the VIP. Do not expect any king of contact or touching, the rules are very strict (and the bodyguard is watching you).
The management have changed some months ago, the quality of the girls was certainly better in the past (but it might change again with the turnover).
If you have a lot of money to spend...

This club is now named pink paradise and has a new website : http://www.pinkparadise.net/. It's located right behind the famous Champs Elysees...
The entrance fee is 25 Euros, they have a full bar, drinks are charged 20 Euros. Dress Code is 'smart'.It's pretty expensive but the girls look great (7 or above). The best thing: thay all speak English, and most of them are either from the US or the UK
The atmosphere is really good, everythings takes place around a big central stage where dancers perform their show during 3 songs to end up topless. You can ask for a private dance at your table for 20 Euros, it will last 1 song and is topless only, without any contact allowed. for 45 Euros you can have a more intimate dance in the VIP Area where the girl will end up completly nude, but contact is still forbidden.
If you're looking for a good night out in Paris, that's where you should go...

Here’s how to visit The Hustler Club in Paris.

1. Obtain a free-entry coupon from the "Where"
magazine in your hotel room.
2. Take the metro to the George V station and walk
over to rue de Berri, where it's located.
3. Walk into the club (don't bother to check your
coat, as you'll be retrieving it in a minute) and
note the two very interesting floating round glass
stages where the topless girls dance and somehow
don't fall off the edge to their deaths downstairs
twenty feet beneath them.
4. Most importantly, now leave immediately without
spending any money, and wander around the Champs-
Elysees and the Arc de Triomphe, enjoying the
ambiance.
5. Hop on a flight to Prague and visit one of the many
truly great clubs there for less money--including
the cost of the flight--than a couple of two-song
air dances at the Hustler Club.


Here's why: It's 86 Euros (currently $129) for a two-song air dance at the Hustler Club. It's 20 Euros ($30) for a soft drink (the cheapest drink available). You can't even sit near the stage to see the dancers unless you pay at least 200 Euros ($300) for a bottle of something. Otherwise, you have to sit in the back with a constant parade of uninteresting and unattractive people between you and the stage, and large groups of them have a nasty habit of just standing there blocking what little view you might have had of the poorly lit dancers off in the distance.

Overall, the Hustler Club is a complete waste of time and money. The Prague clubs are infinitely better, their girls are prettier and dance much more erotically on stage, and they're much much cheaper. Most Prague Clubs even offer five free beers with a $20 entrance fee. In fact, an option on most Prague club menus is actual SEX, and at most Prague clubs it costs less than a single Hustler Club air dance.

Good club, a lot like the ones in the US.
Big club on 2 floors, good rap/rnb/pop music.
The only problem is the prices which are very high.
A lapdance is 28 euros which makes 42 bucks!
Any drink is 15 euros.

Anyway the chicks are hot, a lot are coming from eastern Europe.
Some are french or english.
I met a few extremley talented girls there.

Find a coupon in Air France or TGV magazine for free entrance.

The club is big, but expensive. If you stay at a hotel look in the magazines and find a free pass to get in and save $30.00. The girls are hot but it is $28 per table dance (topless) and $84.00 for private dance (nude). $460 for 1/2 hr. You have to buy dance tickets so no negotiating prices with the girls. Oh and the drinks are $20.00. That is all in Euros so add another 30%.

This large club is not bad, especially for Paris where there are only 3 strip clubs.
The dancers could be very attractive (a few 8 or 9), or just average looking.
There is a big turnover at this club, many of the girls are just working for a few weeks or some months, in a few weeks it could change a lot as for the quality of dancers. Most of the girls are from Hungary or Czech Republic.
it's the same for the dances: it could be quite hot and sensual (with no touching rules, you have to keep your hands far away to avoid any contact), while other dancers are only doing air dances.
Prices are still the same: 75 euros for private dances, 25 for table dances, entrance at 30 euros with one free drink.
Overall it's not exceptionnal, but it worth a try.

This club is the club to go to for very hot ladies. I saw maybe 5 9s and a couple 10s. I got free admission from an Air France airplane magazine ad. This saved me 25 euros. This club is located on a side-street right by the Champs-Elysees. Dances here are really expensive. 25 euros for a lame table dance or 75 euros for a 2-song "lap-dance". The "lap-dance" is, for the most part, an air-dance with some very light touching. You are not allowed to touch. I don't regret going to the club and spending 93 euros just because I can say I have been to a Paris strip club but I would never go again. I gave the club a 6 because the girls are so damn hot but the dances are so damn bad and the prices are, like all of Paris, ridiculously expensive. The average drink price was 15 euros per drink. I am for the US, so the prices are even more inflated for me.

Good and large club located near the Champs Elysees.
Some very good girls and some average ones.
Entrance cost is 30 euros with one free drink.
Private dances cost is 75 euros for 3 songs (table dances at 25 euros) .
The dances might be very sensual, but the no touching rules are very strict.
I will return to this club because some of the girls are very beautiful.

Hustler is great. Packed with very atttractive girls primarily from Eastern & Western Europe its got good music, a good atmosphere and pretty friendly staff.

It's quite a raunchy club but not too pushy. There's a stage where 1 to 2 girls a time pole-dance and nice chairs and tables to lounge around on and chat to the girls. Dances are 25Euro topless (reasonable) or 75Euro nude (v expensive!) and done on the floor below and drinks are all 15Euros.

If you like younger raunchier girls come to Hustler. If you prefer a more laid-back gentlemans club type atmosphere go to Stringfellows.

I've been to the Hustler Club in the United States and this one is pretty much on-par with that. They are open every day from 10pm-5am. The cover is 25 euros (with admission you get a free drink pass as well). To check a coat/bag at the door it's another 2 euros. The club has two floors. The main floor where the stage is and the basement floor where you can get a private dance. Because I'm from the United States and the dollar is very weak right now ($1.30 = 1 Euro) this place got expensive really fast.

The women here are absolutely beautiful. A mixture of French and Russian. A lot of 7-9's with an occasional 10. The drinks are in the typical 12 Euro range, but in looking at the drink menu it looks like this place could get really pricey really quickly if you're not paying attention (like most clubs I guess).

Regarding the dances. You have some options here. You can get a simple table dance at 25 euros a pop which will happen either down stairs or up in the main room. You can buy the "private dance" which will cost you $75 euros and can happen down stairs in a small alcove. This is a progressively all-nude dance (meaning she gets topless for the first song and by the third song she is naked). You can't touch the girls so don't even try. They will grind on you a little, but it's nothing to write home about.

The interesting thing was that you had to buy the dances ahead of time and get a ticket from a girl off to the side that entitled you to the dances. You don't pay the girl directly with cash. I assume that's to regulate taxes and also make sure the girls don't get stiffed (so to speak) by the customer.

There is also the obligatory champagne room, with cost about 400 euros. I didn't try it, so I have no idea what kind of mileage exists there.

Overall this club is fine if you have the cash and you just want to spend the time with some beautiful women...but it's not a Tampa Strip club (FL, USA) so if that's what you're looking for, save your money and just go visit the Eiffel Tower or something.