the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

Gave it another shot on a Thursday afternoon and it was just as bad. Even the great buffett could not get more clients in here. The boys in Tuxedos are too impressed with themselves to serve any purpose in life.
I watched 4-5 dancers perform on stage and not one took off their bottoms. Not even to do their private laps ?? I asked the manager if it was still a nude club and he said "Well the girls aren't getting tipped enough today " ! GIVE ME A BREAK. THEIR ALL WHORES !

All I can say is avoid this place on a Sunday Night. They had the balls to charge me $10 for entrance when I was the only client. Then 7 bucks for a water. Nice touch with only 4 dancers available.

I've been on other days when its much better.

I feel that this club is overpriced compared to other local clubs. The cover is $20 and $20 lapdances. There are a few girls I would rate as 8 or 9's but they are mostly involved with group parties and rarely available for a few private dances. It seemed as though management knew this and kept them directed to the bachelor/group parties. The girls are mostly average and bigtime hustlers for lapdances with absolutely no contact. This was the third club I visited in the area and the only one that did not allow any contact. Almost every girl I talked to wanted to give a private dance. They really didn't seem to like no for an answer. I would recommend Spearmint Rhino and Cheetahs II as better choices.

Another highly over rated Florida Club. Somewhat outdated motif, and look. Over priced Steakhouse. Go if you would prefer an "Air Dance" versus the "Florida Grind" one finds in abudance at other S. Fl locations. Was once the market leader but has seen better days. Yes, still great looking women, but no mileage and very little else to offer other than hand over your wallet and maybe they will leave you enough for a cab ride home... Hey, I could get that from my wife at home if I wanted to.

barbi barbi barbi, a few of my friends go down to fla once a year. we heard all sorts of things about rachels. first off the place is nice and the steak was great if not a little pricey. i love steak, i love topless clubs, a wierd combo getting a lapdance and eating a rib steak.

anyway the girls were beautiful, and every size shape and ethnicity for all tastes. my only problem was the hard sell, but the lapdances were more like airdances, for the $ we expected a little more contact. we generally like a little more down and dirty, but for the barbi lovers, who like an upscale dinner with their dance, this is the place.

A place for guys who think they are rich, but too poor to get a beautiful girl.....

I went there a saturday afternoon around 5:30. This was supposed to be happy hour. 8$ + tip for a budweiser didn't make me too happy. I did smell some good food, but when I saw the menu prices my appetite became suppressed. That's alright, I was hungry to see some cute girls take it off.

This is supposed to be an all nude club, but most of the girls on stage seemed to keep their panties on(yes I was tipping). The girls were average and there was an assortment of different types, although the blonde stick figure seemed to be the staple here. I liked the long dresses they wear and then take off. There is something sensual about a woman in a dress stripping.... Don't expect your typical pole dances here. The girls acted like robotic mannequins.

I guess this club tries to come across as "classy". The way I see it is if you are really affluent, then you don't need to come here and see beautiful girls get naked. A rich guy already has his share of women taking it off. Why not spend the hundreds taking your girl to a real restaurant and get an eyefull when you get home? For poor guys like me, I'll go elesewhere where the beers are under $5, and the price of a steak at rachels can buy me multiple dances from a girl just as cute. Less green will get you more pink elesewhere.

This place is crazy....No where that I have been can you eat a fine meal and watch silicone bounce a few feet away. We went there for dinner and stayed for couple of hours and had lto of fun.

This place is crazy....No where that I have been can you eat a fine meal and watch silicone bounce a few feet away. We went there for lunch and stayed for desert and my mouth watered the whole time. This might just be the place where Playboy Bunnies are born. The girls are ridiculous hot and friendly if you bring the greenbacks. Just about anywhere you go in South FL, you have got to be loaded to enjoy yourself, or act like your loaded.

I went to this club on a late Wed afternoon as two dancers I knew from another club in Ft Lauderdale decided to dance and try it out, and called me to come see them. I stayed till about 8 PM. The club has a very classy feel and has a nice restaurant. The plus side it that the girls were mostly good looking, all in tailored gowns, and worked nice nude dances on stages that were very close to the customers. The meal was excellent (and I bought for both of them.) The downside was that the club was very expensive and way out of line with clubs in West Palm, and more so with clubs down near Ft Lauderdale. I to paid over $40 for every round of drinks, which was absurd for the afternoon, and the meal was astronomical for a strip club, even though good. My bar bill and dinner was over $400 alone in no time. For this, you would also expect to have some fun there, but no such thing. The lap dances were in an open area, and consisted of mostly air from the local girls, and the ones I went with got in trouble immediately for allowing even the briefest contact. We tried a VIP room, which was totally in the open, and when I complained, the manager promised me a "special room upstairs" if I tipped extra. I did so, and merely got another wide open area in plain view of the entire floor .. with tip to him and drinks about $300, plus more for the waitres, plus $300 each for the girls. To add insult to injury, as soon as the girls sat there nude, the waitress or floor manager would walk by or stop to look in every 4-5 mi, no touching is allowed, and it is all look and nothing else. This is just not normal in South Florida, so be warned, and not even normal for WPB. I found it to be a total rip off and left after the hour. The girls told me later they made almost nothing, and that the regulars meet OTC with the girls, and they won't be back. Try the cheetah in wpb instead.

I wasn't expecting much when I went here last Thursday evening. I expected it to be an all show no go buy the lady a drink or get out kind of place. It turns out it so much more than that. I got there about 5:30 and there were already quite a few very attractive women working. They're not all drop dead gorgeous, but many are and the rest are up there. As the night went on the beauty scale only went up so overall I rate the women 7-9's, a very high rating. The food was very good and although it is pricey where else can you go to get a very good steak and look at naked woman while you are eating. All the women I met there were very freindly and willing to sit an talk for long periods of time without being pushy for dances. I met one fantastic lady who stayed with me most of the time I was there and we had a great time talking and touching like it was a date. She didn't ask for anything so I tipped her very well after the few tableside dances she did for me. Unfortunately for me she left at 8:00 and I didn't get a chance to get back there the next day. The dances are done either at you table or in the back area, they also have a champangne room. They are not high mileage but with the right dancer can be very sensous and entertaining. If you want high mileage then this is not the place for you. If you to want a spend an evening with a beautiful naked girl(s) don't miss this spot.

This is a classy place with extremely beautiful women. Unfortunately dances are alot of fluff and no stuff. The place is large, well lit and has a wonderful stage. The dancers actually danced well when I went. Great eye candy. By the way the food was pretty good but I would have prefered better dances. Only had two and both were disapointing.

On Sunday night there were about fifteen women that I could see. It is interesting that this club is in West Palm Beach, Home of Cheetah. The women compare but the mileage is no where near as good.

This is a good place to relax and enjoy lovely women. It is not a good place for sensual dances with reasonable mileage.

Beautiful Club and Beautiful dancers. Spent a few hours here with some friends. Had an excellent dinner. This is THE club for eye candy but if you are looking for action like all the previous posts have stated you must look elsewhere. Nice classy place for drinks and table dances. I've been to several clubs in the area and none can really compete with the level of polished looking entertainers. Its a bit pricey but worth it especially if you are in the mood for treating yourself. Most clubs in the area hire any girl that wants a job but Rachels seems to still hold there standards pretty high.

Went last Saturday night. The girls were very attractive with drink prices being somewhat resonable for this area. There does not seem to be any "action" here as the girls are usually with thier regulars and dont walk around, which is somewhat of a pet peeve of mine. Didn't try the lap dances. It's ranked this high for the quality of the girls working there. I had funner times at other bars in the area.

Went there for lunch the other day, the girls are all 8's and above; however the dances are pricey with no contact. Is a great place to go for lunch or to just hang out with the guys and have a few beers, but not the club to go to if you want some good dances with lots of contact.

Checked it out last week. Didnt really feel like a strip club- more of a restaurant feel. Few dancers on poles but the waitresses are very attractive. Food and drinks are very expensive. Would not recommend if you are looking for a normal strip club. There are many others down the block.

Went here for a business lunch on a Wed., the place was not very crowderd but there was a good group of dancers who were frinedly and not too greedy. I would defeniatly go back for lunch again.

Went to Rachels on a Tuesday afternoon last month. As the reviews have stated, the interior is extremely nice and the food is quite good. There is also generaly a lot of eye candy to enjoy with your lunch. Not as good of lap dances as most South Florida establishments, but I still had a good time.

Spent most of my time with Angel, a voluptuous MILF who lives in Orlando. Her dances were quite good for Rachel's and was an enjoyable way to spend a couple of hours. If you are looking for a place to oogle good looking woman, Rachels is generally a good place to go.

This is always a great club to visit if you can afford it and just want to look w/o any contact. This has the best looking girls in the PBC area, the only drawback is the price and lack of friction dances. It is also an outstanding steakhouse.

Had my birthday party there. EXCELLENT food!!! Also EXCELLENT service. We were a few couples and some of my friends' wives weren't crazy about the idea of going to a "strip club". But now all they talk about is how nice the food was and how much they want to go back there.

And the dancers are very nice too. This place is very classy and clean. My friends' wives actually enjoyed looking at the hot dancers too.

It is nice that the area where they serve food is not right near the stage, but you can still see what's going on on the stage. And if you want, you can invite dancers to your table (they don't come and bother you if you don't invite them).

The food is excellent. Steak, fish, shrimp, filet, anything and everything is cooked to perfection. Never a problem in the produce section either. The bartenders and staff are top quality but are rarely friendly unless you "know" them or they expect money. Yes we tip but when we recieve quality service, not just a smile and a dirty straw. One of the newer bartenders, Danielle, will actually 'stick the straw underneath her armpitt and blow hot air into before placing the straw in your $14 shot of patrone' one of the dancers told me. The dancers are beautiful but money hungry and PROUD. The waitresses, all but one, are either too old to be working such a high pace job, or just too young and nieve. The blonde waitress, i believe named Ashley, will do anything for a $20 and she's not worth it, give her $10. For the amount of money you spend in this 'gentlemens club' for dirty drinks and stingy service, don't waist your time, go to Rhinos Military and Okeechobee.

Each year I visit Florida during the winter and spend at least a few nights at some of the clubs in the area. In past years I went for the more casual (and "friendlier") places but last year I found them somewhat disappointing so this year I decided to go to Rachels for the first time.

I enjoyed myself but I think it utlimately depends on what you are looking for. If you are looking for visual entertainment this is a great place. The women are for the most part very pretty (8's, 9's, 10's) and there was quite a bit to look at. But, "competition" to get their attention was higher than I've previously experienced and then then you need to make sure you have plenty of $$ to keep it.

In comparision, some of the clubs I've been to in the past (Peek-a-boo up till last year), T's, Flashdance are quite different. Overall the women are not as consistently pretty, although some are, but I had much more casual "fun" going there. For the most part I felt less "on the spot" going to these places.

Anyway, I enjoyed Rachels; I actually had some dinner (good steak), was able to do quite a bit of sightseeing and did have a few dances. Next year I think it is back to the other clubs.

High Class Place. Very Expensive but it is worth it. expecially for business meetings. They have a main stage in the middle and two girls dance at the same time, most of the girls are 7-9.5, they have private dances in the back with full friction. They also serve good food.

Went to Rachels for the first time on a late July, Friday Afternoon. The Staff at the door were actually pleasant. Shook hands that I assume was either a manager or owner? Went to the stage and saw a very pretty blonde dancer named: Sarah. Early 20's, petite, good looking legs and had a long flowing head of blonde hair. Sarah seemed self concious of how she danced using a Stage Pole. I thought it was o.k. I wanted to have some time with Sarah. However, when I went to her she told me that she was with another customer. Since she was the only dancer that interested me, I soon left. I was hoping to of course find my favorite "Happy Dancer": Darbie. Anyhow, I was not too impressed. A nice clean place but just too tame. An O.k place if you just like to look and can accept light contact.

Nice club, good place to relax and watch beatiful naked women. Dances are on the one stage, with a 3 song set. There is a smaller side "cage". Danceser strip down nude by the 3rd song.
I've been to one Rachels before, and everything is way overpriced.
I did get a few dances off to one darkened end of the club. They are nude dances, with a bit of contact and a little touching allowed. No grinding, but a fair amount of tease.

007 lands his L-39 jet at Palm Beach International Airport and taxis into Signature fixed base operation. They roll out the red carpet and bring his Aston-Martin to him. He straightens his tie and lights a cigarette. The glow inside the vehicle lights up the tarmac. He drives to Rachael’s nightclub where he will be entertaining his peers from counter intelligence. As he approaches this walled marble edifice, he realizes this nightclub is all about class. There are no neon signs or flashing strobes. He pulls into a large portico where he is met by a prompt uniformed valet. There is a small fee for parking. Out of the corner of his eye he notices no less than two automobile detail stations that could restore the Aston to its pristine condition if he were so inclined. He enters the grand Italian mediterranean revival building through one of two huge polished brass doors held open by the one of the doormen. Upon entering the T shaped marble hall he walks across the Rachel’s emblem projected onto the floor by a hidden light. Turning the corner he is met by some stunning greeters who ask if he has dinner reservations. With the turmoil of the day, Moneypenny had not been able to project such advance plans. So the quick thinking Bond asks to see the Matre’d. As the distinguished, tuxedo attired gentleman approaches bond holds out his hand with a $50 note palmed. With out looking, the Matre’d praises Bond as he would an old friend and treats him as the most valuable item in the entire place ‘the patron’. He leads him to the best table in the house to await his comrades. The five star dining room sits on a plateau four or five steps above the entry level. From his vantage point Bond notices a very small stage that divides the fine dinning from the café dinning and two long glamorous bars flanking each side of the large theater. Beyond the bars on each side of a long stage is a sitting area where you might retire to enjoy fine cigars and after dinner beverages or deserts. In the center of the room there are two opulent $100,000 chandlers. A carpeted staircase extends from the back of the stage to the second floor so the debutant entertainers can make their entrance. On the far side of the room facing the dinning room secluded by the stairway is a lap dance area.
Back at the table the guests have arrived, impeccable beverages have been served and the headwaiter asks if the guests would enjoy female company. With a nod he brings several bedazzling beauties to the table. They are decked out in fine jewels and evening gowns. They are polite, articulate and carry intelligent conversations. His guests are overwhelmed. There are several assistants helping the main waiter, as you would expect is a fine dinning establishment. Bond peruses the extensive wine list but orders another round of cocktails instead. The menu is ala cart and expensive but the portions are large, sumptuous and justify the price. Bond orders the pheasant under glass while others order the enormous porterhouse steak. The waiter takes his time and asks each of the patrons just how they like their dish prepared. As dinner is served the hostesses offer to leave you to you business or stay if you like, they may even enjoy a drink with you. There is a price to be paid for their company but no fee is set. They depend upon the generosity of the patron. On the main stage there are three ladies performing one removing her evening gown, one topless and one tastefully nude. There are few $1 tips from the rail. Instead the ladies appreciate the patronage given by lonely high rollers for their company. The $20 lap dances are also hard to resist from such breath-taking ladies. The contact is more than you might expect in this type of place. On the small stage just below the candle lit table is one lovely lady who performs three songs stripping, topless and nude.

As the evening draws to an end Bond speeds away towards his accommodations at the Breakers Hotel. Out of nowhere a black SUV cuts him off the road. The Aston-Martin rolls over twice; the screen fades to black and the theme from 007 starts to play.
An evening like this will cost about $300 apiece. This is not over the top for the occasional glorious evening out, or to impress certain important clientele. On a more economical note lunch is served Monday through Friday.



Each winter I get a chance to get away for a few weeks in the West Palm area. In past years I visited some of the more "hands on" clubs like Peek-a-boo and had a great time. This year I had some company so we decided to got a bit more "upscale" and went to Rachels. Very different atmosphere; enjoyable in a different way.

The girls here by and large are all 9s and 10s, and on the whole were probably a bit more attractive; particularly if you like models, blonds and boob jobs. Most of the girls were friendly and seemed to be enjoying themselves. We sat down and had dinner (the steaks were good!), watched some stage shows then afterwards had some dances. I've had far more contact and raw fun at Peek-a-boo but this was definately still enjoyable as the women were really pretty.

Overall, if you like classy, clean adult fun this was a great place to go. If you like it a bit more 'dirty' there are probalby better places to go.

Where else can you take a first timer and watch his jaw drop. Steaks and ass! Best combination bar in Florida. Warm up at Hooters but go to Rachaels for the main course!

I spent some time at Rachels on Friday afternoon about 3pm. The parking lot was very crowded unless you wanted valet parking which I didn't. This was a negative because the Valet section was empty. The club wasn't that busy so they must have all the employees park in the non valet lot to generate business for the valet.

Anyway after driving around for a while I got in the place and there is no cover during the afternoon. The crowd which was fairly good was very interesting. One table was made up of a couple of Caucasian business types with three middle aged asian ladies who were buying table side dances. Neat scene. The girls at Rachels are always 7 through tens and pretty much act like it. Generally they tend to be standoffish unless you have proven yourself by spending lots of money.

I have eaten lunch at the buffet. It was last November and I was with an ex dancer who is a friend and she had all the salad and vegitables she could pile her plate while warning me that the chicken breast I had on my plate would be cold, stringy and tough - she said "just like an old dancer" and she was correct so beware of the high priced food.

It deserves a 7 for the ambiance and the visual quality of the dancers. If you could find a regular who had a personality in the place it is a nice place to spend time.

I went to this club last week with a few of my friends and was truly impressed by the decor. Interior of the club is so clean and beautiful looking. The dancers are pretty and can actually hold a conversation with you. No offense but that's hard to find in many clubs. Dancers were polite and even friendly towards me considering I was a female patron. Many dancers feel uncomfortable with female customers. I do wonder if the rumor is true that this club will be a lap dance club shortly. Rumor has it that they have new owners and changes are in the near future. I can't wait to hear more.

A few friends and I recently vacationed in West palm Beach, Florida. We are all strip club enthusiasts, so we chose Rachel's. The valet was very cordial. We were welcomed into the club by a tuxedoed host, and we first sat at the bar. Service was quick and courteous. A few hosts approached us, and introduced themselves. They gave us a quick rundown of the club, and explained club policy, such as rules of contact, and prices of dances. They also were very also very adamant that we purchase cigars, to the point of pestering us. I left the bar and sat at the stage. The dancers her are mostly 9's and 10's, but strangely, when on stage, unless you summoned them over to you, they would keep their distance. We decided to eat, and were ushered over to the dining area. All stages were visible from where we were seated. The food was delicious, from soup to nuts. After dining, the hosts goaded us to get dances, to the point of being overbearing. We selected a few girls, who were very friendly as well as gorgeous. The contact was very minimal, and the dancers were aggressive in their manner to do as many dances as possible for us. This was a turn off. As soon as we stopped getting dances, and refused cigars, the hosts simply avoided us. The club was very classy and clean, and the dancers were nice, but the employees need to tone down their aggressive sales tactics. Other than that, we had a good time.

Simply the best of the best. A glamorous place at a price you might expect for such lavish entertainment. Fine food and sprits, lovely ladies superb service. Here’s my suggestion, ask for the maître d' as soon as you walk in. Tip him and let him set you up. He will take very good care of you. By doing this they will assume you are a high end regular and will not charge you or your party admission.

I was in Rachels yesterday around 1pm. It was lunch time and it was busy. There were more than a dozen girls working and they were great to look at. One in particular was very friendly (Zena) and I intend to go back and buy some dances from here. The big negative was the $6.75 I was charged for a bottle of water at the bar which with tip costs eight bucks. Thats a bit steep even for Rachels.

Actually ate here and the service was very slow (more time to spend $$ on dancing) but the meal was EXCELLENT. The bouncers will bring girls over to your table at first, and the flow will be steady if you keep spending. There were several 9's and they work the restaurant if you're willing. The rest of the place was nice, although the main room was a little difficult in which to move around. Overall, well worth the effort!

Great looking girls. I'm told that the food is quite good also. If you want to eat dinner while watching pretty girls, give Rachels a try. If you want to get really friendly, you better be prepared to be disappointed. I'm sure that some of the girls will put out for the big big big bucks, but the impression that I was left with was that too many Palm Beach types were willing to give a girl a hundred bucks just to talk to them while on stage. As one guy put it, "I'd rather fool myself into believing that if I keep tipping a beautiful girl at Rachels I'll have a chance to date her than go somewhere else to fool around with an average girl for 20 bucks a dance."

Historically, Rachel's of West Palm has always set the bar for a class club and top-shelf women. However, the last couple of times I dropped in during the afternoon shift, the quality of talent is just not there. I cannot believe that management thinks that it's a good idea to put some of these "large and not pretty" women on stage for the sake of the $25 they pay to dance. I was shocked at the "girth" of two of them. The only bright spots last Wednesday were Cindy behind the bar and Maggie dancing.

I stopped at the club about 4:15pm on Monday because I couldn't get to Diamonds because of the traffic. It looked like no one could get to Rachels either. There were only about 10 girls - all very nice to look at but probably only that many customers. There was no greeter at the door which is not typical for Rachels and the bartender was surly - after charging me $5 for a coffee. My guess is that it was a bad day for everybody. Only one Spanish girl came over to talk to me and she was about a 6 with very little english. So I was unhappy and I guess so was anyone who showed up at that time unless their regular dancer was there.

Parked the car myself, no charge at 7:00 PM on Friday. Walked in and was not asked to pay a cover charge. Floor staff asked if I was here for dinner or bar, I told him bar and he directed me to a seat at the bar. Beers were $6.50. Very classy.
Ladies all very pretty, did not bother me for dances initially. Three stages on first floor, total of 5 girls dancing at any one time. As evening progressed noticed many dancers entering club and going upstairs to get "dressed". By 9:00 PM 40 or more ladies on the floor. All 8, 9, and 10's. Lap or actually table dances were $20 but did run specials every hour or so. First special was early and went 2 for $20. Later they became 2 for $30 but with a gift (calendar or hat).
Dinner available in steak house dinning room adjacent to main floor but also available at tables surrounding stages. Appetizers and burgers availble at bar and tables.

I was entertaining a friend and stopped in Sunday at 6PM. This is a five star restaurant with ten star nude debutants. The service and food is impecable

Visited based on the reviews recently and I have to say after 20 years on the road with vast experience the women were astonishing. Very classy layout, stage runs through the middle and the ladies were generally tatto free and minimal evidence of silicone. Service was fine, dances easy to come by - mainly air but nude beautiful women
abound. Trying to create an excuse to visit again very soon.