the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Gave it another shot on a Thursday afternoon and it was just as bad. Even the great buffett could not get more clients in here. The boys in Tuxedos are too impressed with themselves to serve any purpose in life.
I watched 4-5 dancers perform on stage and not one took off their bottoms. Not even to do their private laps ?? I asked the manager if it was still a nude club and he said "Well the girls aren't getting tipped enough today " ! GIVE ME A BREAK. THEIR ALL WHORES !

All I can say is avoid this place on a Sunday Night. They had the balls to charge me $10 for entrance when I was the only client. Then 7 bucks for a water. Nice touch with only 4 dancers available.

I've been on other days when its much better.

I feel that this club is overpriced compared to other local clubs. The cover is $20 and $20 lapdances. There are a few girls I would rate as 8 or 9's but they are mostly involved with group parties and rarely available for a few private dances. It seemed as though management knew this and kept them directed to the bachelor/group parties. The girls are mostly average and bigtime hustlers for lapdances with absolutely no contact. This was the third club I visited in the area and the only one that did not allow any contact. Almost every girl I talked to wanted to give a private dance. They really didn't seem to like no for an answer. I would recommend Spearmint Rhino and Cheetahs II as better choices.

Another highly over rated Florida Club. Somewhat outdated motif, and look. Over priced Steakhouse. Go if you would prefer an "Air Dance" versus the "Florida Grind" one finds in abudance at other S. Fl locations. Was once the market leader but has seen better days. Yes, still great looking women, but no mileage and very little else to offer other than hand over your wallet and maybe they will leave you enough for a cab ride home... Hey, I could get that from my wife at home if I wanted to.

barbi barbi barbi, a few of my friends go down to fla once a year. we heard all sorts of things about rachels. first off the place is nice and the steak was great if not a little pricey. i love steak, i love topless clubs, a wierd combo getting a lapdance and eating a rib steak.

anyway the girls were beautiful, and every size shape and ethnicity for all tastes. my only problem was the hard sell, but the lapdances were more like airdances, for the $ we expected a little more contact. we generally like a little more down and dirty, but for the barbi lovers, who like an upscale dinner with their dance, this is the place.

A place for guys who think they are rich, but too poor to get a beautiful girl.....

I went there a saturday afternoon around 5:30. This was supposed to be happy hour. 8$ + tip for a budweiser didn't make me too happy. I did smell some good food, but when I saw the menu prices my appetite became suppressed. That's alright, I was hungry to see some cute girls take it off.

This is supposed to be an all nude club, but most of the girls on stage seemed to keep their panties on(yes I was tipping). The girls were average and there was an assortment of different types, although the blonde stick figure seemed to be the staple here. I liked the long dresses they wear and then take off. There is something sensual about a woman in a dress stripping.... Don't expect your typical pole dances here. The girls acted like robotic mannequins.

I guess this club tries to come across as "classy". The way I see it is if you are really affluent, then you don't need to come here and see beautiful girls get naked. A rich guy already has his share of women taking it off. Why not spend the hundreds taking your girl to a real restaurant and get an eyefull when you get home? For poor guys like me, I'll go elesewhere where the beers are under $5, and the price of a steak at rachels can buy me multiple dances from a girl just as cute. Less green will get you more pink elesewhere.

This place is crazy....No where that I have been can you eat a fine meal and watch silicone bounce a few feet away. We went there for dinner and stayed for couple of hours and had lto of fun.

This place is crazy....No where that I have been can you eat a fine meal and watch silicone bounce a few feet away. We went there for lunch and stayed for desert and my mouth watered the whole time. This might just be the place where Playboy Bunnies are born. The girls are ridiculous hot and friendly if you bring the greenbacks. Just about anywhere you go in South FL, you have got to be loaded to enjoy yourself, or act like your loaded.

I went to this club on a late Wed afternoon as two dancers I knew from another club in Ft Lauderdale decided to dance and try it out, and called me to come see them. I stayed till about 8 PM. The club has a very classy feel and has a nice restaurant. The plus side it that the girls were mostly good looking, all in tailored gowns, and worked nice nude dances on stages that were very close to the customers. The meal was excellent (and I bought for both of them.) The downside was that the club was very expensive and way out of line with clubs in West Palm, and more so with clubs down near Ft Lauderdale. I to paid over $40 for every round of drinks, which was absurd for the afternoon, and the meal was astronomical for a strip club, even though good. My bar bill and dinner was over $400 alone in no time. For this, you would also expect to have some fun there, but no such thing. The lap dances were in an open area, and consisted of mostly air from the local girls, and the ones I went with got in trouble immediately for allowing even the briefest contact. We tried a VIP room, which was totally in the open, and when I complained, the manager promised me a "special room upstairs" if I tipped extra. I did so, and merely got another wide open area in plain view of the entire floor .. with tip to him and drinks about $300, plus more for the waitres, plus $300 each for the girls. To add insult to injury, as soon as the girls sat there nude, the waitress or floor manager would walk by or stop to look in every 4-5 mi, no touching is allowed, and it is all look and nothing else. This is just not normal in South Florida, so be warned, and not even normal for WPB. I found it to be a total rip off and left after the hour. The girls told me later they made almost nothing, and that the regulars meet OTC with the girls, and they won't be back. Try the cheetah in wpb instead.

I wasn't expecting much when I went here last Thursday evening. I expected it to be an all show no go buy the lady a drink or get out kind of place. It turns out it so much more than that. I got there about 5:30 and there were already quite a few very attractive women working. They're not all drop dead gorgeous, but many are and the rest are up there. As the night went on the beauty scale only went up so overall I rate the women 7-9's, a very high rating. The food was very good and although it is pricey where else can you go to get a very good steak and look at naked woman while you are eating. All the women I met there were very freindly and willing to sit an talk for long periods of time without being pushy for dances. I met one fantastic lady who stayed with me most of the time I was there and we had a great time talking and touching like it was a date. She didn't ask for anything so I tipped her very well after the few tableside dances she did for me. Unfortunately for me she left at 8:00 and I didn't get a chance to get back there the next day. The dances are done either at you table or in the back area, they also have a champangne room. They are not high mileage but with the right dancer can be very sensous and entertaining. If you want high mileage then this is not the place for you. If you to want a spend an evening with a beautiful naked girl(s) don't miss this spot.

This is a classy place with extremely beautiful women. Unfortunately dances are alot of fluff and no stuff. The place is large, well lit and has a wonderful stage. The dancers actually danced well when I went. Great eye candy. By the way the food was pretty good but I would have prefered better dances. Only had two and both were disapointing.

On Sunday night there were about fifteen women that I could see. It is interesting that this club is in West Palm Beach, Home of Cheetah. The women compare but the mileage is no where near as good.

This is a good place to relax and enjoy lovely women. It is not a good place for sensual dances with reasonable mileage.

Beautiful Club and Beautiful dancers. Spent a few hours here with some friends. Had an excellent dinner. This is THE club for eye candy but if you are looking for action like all the previous posts have stated you must look elsewhere. Nice classy place for drinks and table dances. I've been to several clubs in the area and none can really compete with the level of polished looking entertainers. Its a bit pricey but worth it especially if you are in the mood for treating yourself. Most clubs in the area hire any girl that wants a job but Rachels seems to still hold there standards pretty high.

Went last Saturday night. The girls were very attractive with drink prices being somewhat resonable for this area. There does not seem to be any "action" here as the girls are usually with thier regulars and dont walk around, which is somewhat of a pet peeve of mine. Didn't try the lap dances. It's ranked this high for the quality of the girls working there. I had funner times at other bars in the area.

Went there for lunch the other day, the girls are all 8's and above; however the dances are pricey with no contact. Is a great place to go for lunch or to just hang out with the guys and have a few beers, but not the club to go to if you want some good dances with lots of contact.

Checked it out last week. Didnt really feel like a strip club- more of a restaurant feel. Few dancers on poles but the waitresses are very attractive. Food and drinks are very expensive. Would not recommend if you are looking for a normal strip club. There are many others down the block.

Went here for a business lunch on a Wed., the place was not very crowderd but there was a good group of dancers who were frinedly and not too greedy. I would defeniatly go back for lunch again.

Went to Rachels on a Tuesday afternoon last month. As the reviews have stated, the interior is extremely nice and the food is quite good. There is also generaly a lot of eye candy to enjoy with your lunch. Not as good of lap dances as most South Florida establishments, but I still had a good time.

Spent most of my time with Angel, a voluptuous MILF who lives in Orlando. Her dances were quite good for Rachel's and was an enjoyable way to spend a couple of hours. If you are looking for a place to oogle good looking woman, Rachels is generally a good place to go.