the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

Another Friday afternoon at Showgirls. I really like this club, but I haven't been in a while. Don't recognize but maybe 2-3 of the 15 or so girls working. And it seems everytime I go in they have more and more non-english speaking girls. Granted some are smoking hot, but I don't speak spanish, so it's hard for me to carry any conversation with them. They do speak the universal language of money however. And most will come over if you make eye contact... though some will sit at a table with 2-3 other dancers and avoid all interaction with the patrons, unless they know you.

As always, they have at least 2 black girls with amazing bodies and perfect skin. Got a couple lap dances from a very nice one, and a little stickwork for no extra charge.

Very laid back club in the afternoon. One of my favorites. Girls for the most part are above average (6-8), but there are always a couple 4s or below. Low hustle factor, though the girls do a lap around the club looking for tips after their stage dance. Some are bothered by that, but I actually prefer it since I know they will all eventually come by.

Also, try the food, it's real good (specially the burgers).

Small club, but with a very easy going atmosphere. I've been in it many times. It's full nude, full friction, full liquor. During busy nights it's packed with girls (as many as 20-30 on a friday night) and customers maybe 100 at most. It's got plenty of food on the menu and I've yet to have anything I wouldn't order again. It's a smaller club, but it's the nicest one in South Miami with regards to girls, cleanliness, prices and comfort. Lots of Big screens for sports and whatnot. It's kind of split into 2 separate areas... the main stage area is open all the time and is the typical darkened area with neon lights you'd find in any run of the mill strip club complete with curtained-off lap dance areas and an even more private champagne room behind that with floor-to-ceiling black curtains for privacy. The second area called "The Sky Lounge" or something is a bit brighter with plus leather seats and more of a lounge with 2 small stages. Generally, the clientele is middle class and blue collar local guys from Homestead, Florida City and Perrine. Guys keep to themselves for the most part, and only on Friday and Saturday does the thug factor starter to ratchet up. It gets pretty ghetto fabulous after midnight on those two nights.

As for the service... the day bartenders can sometimes be hard to get the attention of, and the cocktail girls aren't always around. But nighttimes it's easier. They are all friendly, especially the hostess Sara. I drink beer so I can't speak to the drink stiffness. Again, the cook and the food are great! All but one of the DJs are good. There is one heavy-set white dude who is real annoying, always playing crap music and talking over it trying to crack funny with the dancer on stage.

Now the girls: On a weekday after noon there are maybe 7-10 girls. Traffic is pretty thin, so it's real easy to hang out with them. Usually splits up 1-2 fuglies, 2-3 not bad/little old and saggy, 3-4 cute, 1-2 hot! Some butter-faces. But in general, the girls are all sweet and friendly. Hustle factor is pretty low, and though there are a couple girls who will full-court press you, most are perfectly fine sitting and chatting even if you don't get a lap dance, provided you do tip them for their stage dances. They have fresh-faced girls that seem just out of high school, and the occasional 40-something mamasita, and everything in between. Only a few (20%) white girls, and they can occasionally seem like they are straight out of the trailer park. LOTS of latinas, but maybe only half of which speak enough english to talk with for any length of time. And a decent number of black girls, some of whom are kinda run down, but there are also some 20-something sistas that have absolutely unbelievable bodies and booties.

On friday/saturday nights, things get a bit different. There are a LOT more girls, some of which are unbelievably gorgeous. Unfortunately, they are much harder to track down as they've almost always got some dude they are sitting with almost the whole night. Especially the latin girls as many of them don't speak a word of english (they are usually the hottest of course), and they will only hang with spanish-speaking guys on these busy nights. Also, as I said before, it gets pretty ghetto on Friday/Saturday, especially after midnight. I've never had a problem with anyone here, but I'm a guy that prefers smaller crowds that look more like me: middle class 30-something white dude. I get a little nervous when 10 man entourages show up in head-to-toe FUBU clothing with dreadlocks and heavy chains. Late nights (2am-6am)can get kinda crazy too, but it's a good crazy!

Lap dances mostly depend on the girl, but most of the girls here are real heavy on the friction and their hands like wander, especially if you're nice to them. Some of them will grab your junk right at the bar before you even get to the couch. Also depending on the girl, just about ANYTHING can happen in the champagne rooms, which is $100 to the house and then they've quoted me anywhere from $150-600 to the girl depending on what you are looking for and how much she trusts you and how much she is willing to do (and likely how much she thinks you can afford). Don't expect to go around the world on your first visit to the club, but it just might happen.

Rankings:
VIP feel: 4 (it's not Scores or one of those mega-clubs by any means)
Girls' Looks: 7
Girls' attitudes: 7.5
Cleanliness: 7
Music: 6 (a little to heavy on the spanish rap and rap in general)
Bar: 8
atmosphere: 8 (but a 6 on friday/saturday nights)
Lap Dances: 8 (not a 9/10 only because they are $25 each)
Champagne Room: 8 (would be a 10 if not for the $100 to the house, and the potential to find some odd things squeezed into the sofa cushions that you wouldnt want to touch... EVER.)
Naughtiness potential: 8 (only the run down dives like the Booby Trap and Playgirls' South can get nastier... but then you also have to deal with sketchy girls and the grime factor there)

This Club is fantastic. I stopped here on Friday with some of my girlfriends, WE HAD A BLAST!!! The girls were pretty- ALL OF THEM!!! And there wasn't an overweight girl in the bunch- day or night shift- and we saw them all!!! The food was great too, usually we don't order food when we are out drinking, but we saw another group of people with some great smelling food. The Churasco was tender, and the wings were perfect. The lighting here was awesome- not too dark- not too bright. I have to say that the bartender in the daytime- Nonny was a good sport and the skinny waitress made sure our table was taken care of constantly. The night staff was just as friendly, and at shift change alot of the day people came to say goodbye to us. I personally have never seen such a friendly club in all of Miami. And check this out- you could actually understand the dj's. The only thing I can think of to say that is a con- was the music-- too much reggeton. There was plenty of Rock played, but the amount of reggeton was just nerve wracking at times. My girlfriends and I go out every friday and we can't wait to hit this place again, now only if we could understand the music!!!

I visited this club a few days before Super Bowl XLI on my way home from another club. Boy, am I glad I did!!! First, I arrived just in time to participate in a 2-4-1 lap dance special from a lovely latina named Monica. The amount of contact between both of us was intense and mutual. The highlight of the night came when a dancer named Desire did her stage show. She proceeded to pull out a 9 foot length string of beads from her pussy!!! I definitely had to tip her quite a few $$ for that act because I have never seen that before. Will definitely visit again and perhaps visit the VIP room...

Just got back from a short business trip to South Miami. Visited several clubs in the area, none of them great but Show girls was the best of them. Daytime girls were primarily S American, several said they were Columbian. Night shift girls were a mix of African American and Hispanic with a couple of Russian? girls. Day time girls were better looking but lower mileage. Got great mileage from dancer named Star. Club itself is a little rundown, lots of bouncers roaming around. Friday night ran 2-4-1 dance specials. lapdances were topless, some girls allowed roaming hands, some didn't. Lots of grinding As always YMMV.

Okay, I decided to give the strip club one more shot. I am thinking the bad atmosphere from and the stupid cocktease from Samantha was just a fluke. Probably went there on the wrong time. Anyway, last night Oct. 28th I had time to kill since my friend's going away party was cancelled so I decided to head back to Showgirls Inc. To my surprise, the place was packed. That time was Halloween party for the club so most of the dancers were already in costume as well as anyone else who worked there. That night had their best dancers and they have tremendous bodies, especially being top heavy and have plump booties.

The only dancer that really made my night was Sandra. She was really positive dancing on the stafe and really gives all she got, probably 100%....no, 110% even. Her face is all right and has long black hair. But what really counts is her hot body. Man, I was shooting out steam from my collar just seeing her dance. She has luscious big breasts and have the right round and firm shape that I love. And her rump, it definitely measure up with her boobs. As for her dancing, she is definitely not afraid to show it all off and tease the customers. I had some fun while she was on stage giving some good tip the ol' fashion way. But I do wnat to enjoy myself even more by letting her grab my tip by her breasts from my mouth and playing drums on them. After her performance and dancing at the bar, she came up to me and talked. I told her how great her performance was. I finally hooked her in for a private dance. Man, you definitely have to get a dance from her. Don't know how to describe since I was speechless. All I could say that she can dance up close and personal.

Anyway, I now have a reason to go back to this club from now on and its Sandra. I really hope to get to know her more though. It was the best nigth I ever had.

Well, I just got back from the club now. Wanted to go there since it has been so long and it was for my birthday. I went there on my own like later than 1am. The whole place was packed and most of the guests were having fun. Couldn't see any of the dancers I was familiar but the new ones are very attractive. The one I especially admire was named Sabrina. She got a great hourglass figure. The size of her breasts and booty were big but equally balanced. Had a private dance from her. She didn't let me touch, maybe its because I didn't had the nerve to do that. But still, her dancing is amazing. She asked me to join with her at the Champagne but I refused her offer even though it was only $200. I don't feel like spending most of my money there. Then I decided to watch her dance at the stage. I was sitting right in front of it but she stood away from me for the whole dance. The other dancers with her had the though of taking my attention so I give props to them, even they're not as big as Sabrina. After the dance, it was time for her to dance by the bar. I was going to si there until I accidentally sat on one of the seats that belong to a dancer. She was playing with me but to me she was rude of how she treated me. Because of that, I quietly left the premises with no trouble. I would have given a lower rating but I still give a seven for how amazing Sabrina is. If I had saved more money, maybe I should have taken her offer of going to the Champagne room with her. Oh well...

Well, it used to be called Goldfinger South back then but it is now Showgirls Inc. since its under new management. Last visit was recent after the new management arrived. Still have some of the same girls and couple of new ones. The atmosphere was very nice and I didn't had no trouble the few times I've been. Check out Tiffany if you go there. She's sweet and has a good rack to boot. As long you tip the dancers and the waitresses and play your cards right, you will have one great time there.

I stopped in a couple of times over the last two weeks, with a friend, on a weekday around 1-2 PM. No cover, and beers were $3. A bucket of 5 domestics were $10, I believe. There were about 8 dancers and perhaps 15 customers. They still offer a free lunch. Food still decent. The dancers were aabout the same ones as before. but nothing special. Most of the dancers still walk the bar after their stage set for tips, but a few didn't do this. They would dance on the bar, but not move around it. Still just an average club.

I stopped in with a friend on a weekday around 1 PM. No cover, and beers were $3. There were about 6 dancers and perhaps 10 customers. They had a lunch menu that you could order from, and selected items were free. I had some wings and my friend, a burger. Both were pretty decent. The bartender seemed more interested in a friend, sitting at the bar, and payed little attention to others there. The dancers, were average, at best, except for one, a very nice 7-8. She never left the side of a customer, except to do her stage set. The dancers still walk the bar after their stage set for tips. I saw no one get dances, so I don't expect them to be anything special.Still just an average club.

Ever since it became Showgirls Inc. there has been a big improvement. same atmosphere as Goldfinger but more girls and generally better looking. Their big reopenong party is February 24-25 with giveaways and featured dancers. Drink service while i was there was very good b/c it 7 on a friday night, but by 11:30 a lot of patrons had trailed in so even at the bar it took an average of 20 minutes for one beer. The lap dances are standard 25 and from what i felt and saw they know what theyre doing.
I really like the stage set up, its a huge stage with two poles and it reminded me of the copa cabana from Goodfellas I almost expanded there to be a band up there. this means its great for featured dancers b/c it gives tthem ample room to strut and show off. all-in all a very positive experience with the girls, you get hit up of course after every dance to give em a dollar but the bar it self is the second stage, the girls get on the bar and walk around on it.
It was a lot of fun and if you got the money for 5 at the door 5 dollar Millers and 25 dollar lap dances go for it

I stopped in one evening lasr week. I saw nothing noteworthy about this club. There is a $5 cover and the beers were $4.50, I believe. The dancers were average, or lower, at best. The best thing I saw was this woman walking around just talking to employees. Perhaps a manager? She looked very nice, but had no contact with customers. I was offered dances, but saw no one that interested me. I left after a couple of beers, but will go again, in time, to check it again.