the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

6 months since I reviewed BF. The young, attractive dancers have gone somewhere else. About 1/2 seem in there late 30's or 40's now. Maybe everyone else went north. Also, unattractive dancers seem to latch on to you, don't want to leave you along. Maybe school will bring the attractive, younger dancers back in the fall? Still a nice stage, but I can't tell you about quality of dances recently since I've been bolting for other places.

I love going in with friends, especially for features, of which BF has a wide variety of. Went in with a couples guys and a girlfriend of mine, and other than when there was a dance special, it didn't seem like there were a lot of girls eager to come over and talk to our group. I guess they thought we had just come for the feature, but I know that at least one, if not both of the guys with us were frequent SC fans that liked getting LDs. Finally found a gal that seemed nice, friendly and pretty for me and my girl for 2 for 50, but most of the girls there that night were 6-7 and seemed like they couldn't be bothered to do more than ask for the specials then go back to their drinks and cheap cigarettes. Good bartenders, but the girls need to learn some basic customer service skills.

Brass flamingo was a pretty nice club. I didn't quiet understand why there was two bars inside, but whatever. The back vip rooms are cool, but can get alittle pricey $30, which at some of the nicer clubs are only $20. However, they do run specials throughout the night for two dances for 40 dollars, which is always appreciated, and those sometimes come with a gift. The music is typical. Your average club music with alot of techno. I also like the fact that this is one of the few full nude full bars around tampa. It does come at a price though: 7 dollars per shot?! I guess that is typical though. The other patrons are pretty tamed. Alot of them being women, couples, and older gentlemen. There is an age restriction of 21 as well which help keep out the more rowdier kids.

The girls however, not cute. One I even saw had a c-section scar. Which is fine, but easily covered up by a belt or something to make it look less noticable. As a patrone I was just kindof weirded out, by the fact that some of the dancers looked as old as my mom. Some of the girls really stood out here though. I would highly suggest getting a dance from Candy or Thumper. Those were two of the nicest and non aggressive (in a manner of speaking) dancers there.

They also get some great stars to come in like a midget stripper; Pikie. which was pretty cool and of course really got the growd going.

They also have an amateur night, which was kindof interesting and kinda scary. However, is pretty cool because the girls that participated got free drinks.

I, however, will not be back anytime soon.

First time here on a weekday afternoon shift. The inside the club was fairly nice, clean and friendly. I tried a dance which was $30, decent dance, nothing great, I would say average for the area. My expectations on this trip were not that high, since it was a day shift. Maybe this place is better on weekends or nights as far as dancer quality? A beer was $3, which I thought was more than fair, always nice to be able to drink and enjoy full nudity.

It's a nice looking place, kinda small but that's OK, with two stages. The VIP area is furnished a bit like Rick's in Seattle, though it's much smaller. It is closed off from the main room and consists of a couple of rows, facing each other, of high-back, high-arm "love seats." There is no privacy in the VIP area, but that's OK because nothing of a private nature goes on there. The "Champagne Rooms" @ $150 per half-hour (plus tips, I suspect) are adjacent to, and entered via, the VIP area and look to be much the same as the regular VIP rooms @ YSC -- a little couch in a tiny alcove behind an opaque curtain.

For the most part the dancers were attractive, although usually rather older up close than they looked from a distance. I had laps from three of varying degrees of pulchritude, all more gymnastic than sensual. I really miss those girls from the old Tanga back in the '80s. They seriously understood what sensuality was all about.

I had not been here for the night shift for a long time. I was quite suprised by the response of the dancers as well as the audience. Very upbeat club with everyone having a good time. They were having 2 for 1 dances and filling the dance area every time. Great lap dances, much better than anything in Tampa. The talent was very good with a couple of 9's with mostly young and slim dancers. The stage shows are really good and the stage lighting is excellent. The club itself is bright, clean and the service prompt and cordial. I will be attending more often.

I when back to one of my favorite clubs in Pasco County, the Brass Flamingo. There is no admission fee on the day shift. This is a smoking an alcohol serving club that is completely nude both on stage and in the private dances. They do private dances in an secluded part of the club separated by low partitions for thirty dollars each. They also have more private VIP rooms for $150 dollars for thirty minutes. No room fees and I never saw management anywhere near them. All the dances I had were well worth the money, and some were over the top. It depends a lot on the chosen dancer as to how good they are, but the worst are high mileage compared to anything I ever got in Tampa. There are usually about 6 to 10 dancers working at any one time, more around the shift change. The dancer quality is average for a strip club in this area. This is no Mons Venus, but they have a quality rating as high as any of the other Tampa clubs.

This is a small club and I was told by a dancer that it is a converted Burger King restaurant. The DJ booth is in the old take out window. The interior is new and is really great with lots of wall mirrors, brass fixtures everywhere, and very comfortable theater type seating. Several flat screen TV's hang from the ceiling and it has a very clean and polishing look about it. A great place to hang out and apparently a lot of the customers do just that. They also seem to have a lot of couples as customers. Its not usually to see an older couple approach the stage and tip the dancer. This place is as much a neighborhood bar as a strip club. The stage is in the center of the room and is well lit. A dollar tip to a dancer gets an up close and personal thank you. Let a club dancer give your tip to the dancer on stage and you may get a impromptu lesbo show for your effort. The club will occasionally hire a special feature dancer to come here for a few days. They have a sister club in Clearwater called Oasis that sometimes shares these featured dancers.

I'm going to give this club a 10 rating based on how it compares to what else is available in Pasco county.

There are three other clubs in Pasco County that are similar in dancer quality, but they do not have, in my opine, the friendly laid back atmosphere available here and none offer special featured acts. The other clubs also charge more for their nude dances and employ, to my dismay, rude and surly dancers.




Mostly young customers not trying to spend money. A "boy friend" club with the gals spending lots of time with young regulars, but they do break off and visit you, too. Dancers are generally young, slender, good looking with a new smattering of 40ish dancers who want to tell you their life stories.

Why an 8? Great stage, generally great young,attractive looking dancers who want show you all they have and will generally give great private, high contact dances ... of course, depending on the girl. I've only run into one "hands off" girl in my 10 or so visits there. While YMMV, the opportunity is there.



This club is clean, bright and shining. The seats are comfortable and the walls have several TV's mounted up high and tuned to the games of the day. Its seems to have the feel of a sports bar. Lots of brass and mirrors. The stage is in the center of the room and has great lighting for viewing the dancers. This is a nude club and the stage shows are very good. The dancers average about a six with a couple of eight's and nines. Most are young and slim, some with body art and all seem to have a clit piercing that is proudly displayed on the stage. There are two bars, one near the front door and another in the back near where the private dancing is done. Private nude dances are $30 and are done in an open but comfortable semi private cubicle. The dances are very good, the equal to any in Tampa. There is a VIP room that is slightly more private.

The customers are mostly young, early 20's and apparently broke since they didn't appear to create much of a money flow. However, the girls seemed more interested in them, so apparently boyfriends are allowed to hang out here. There is no entrance fee before 7 o'clock. Parking is ample and safe. This club is in some sort of transition to a younger, more hip-hop type customer. The music used to be mostly early soft rock that is now rap. I gave this club a 7 rating mostly because it is a not just another dark sleazy dive in Pasco County


Visited BF a while back, a lot of activity for a Tuesday night, but not many girls. DJ did a good job of moving things along. Girls were friendly, okay looking but not gorgeous (except one), did not push for private dances, just seemed to be having a good time. A good time to go is amateur night, some of the local Hooters and Wing House girls stop by, and are sometimes talked into flashing and/or stripping. Complete nudity plus full liquor bar is a major plus that adds to the rating.

First time back in a while. Place is set up nice, two full bars. 5-7 girls. All white, 4-6 range. All tatooed,no silicone, friendly. No hard sell. Had one full nude dance ($40)with Spicy. Full contact, nice grind. almost "artful". Spicy put a lot of soul into her dance in the back as well as on stage. She gave me her card and was not surprised to see she was a lesbian(myspace name- Licknlez). Place was almost empty at 11, butI reeked like cigaretteslater.

My review rating is based mostly on the quality of the girls. I like girl next door types with slender, willowy bodies, and the management at Brass Flamingo apparently does too! From the word on the street, this place has replaced Bare Assets as the place to go in Pasco. This was my first visit to the place since it was Flashdancers, and I must say that it has improved greatly. The entire interior has been remodeled, at an obvious large expense. The dance floor is now in the center of the room, with "sofas" all around and some walled off sreas for groups or more intimacy. The place is nicely lit, features a full bar (!!!), and is nicely furnished--good taste all around. The music was not too loud. The girls are young, friendly, will talk with you but are not pushy. I did ask one girl about the VIP dances, $25 topless, $40 nude one song. Private sessions can be had for $150 for 15 minutes and $175 for half hour "plus tips". Another girl told me that a lot goes on in the private rooms, but "no penetration". It also depends on the girl, of course, so YMMV.

The first time I went to the BF I thought it was kinda podunk...lots of wannabe thugs and guys with missing teeth. I guess I just caught it on a bad night. Been back many times and the average clientele is fairly mainstream and I place I feel comfortable in.

Good selection of girls, mostly younger (25ish or below). Full bar, full nude. The nude dance areas in the back are very private...BUT the bouncer does make rounds if you find a girl willing to get frisky. I think after the recent busts they're keeping a tight rein on things.

1/2 hour private dances are $125! Some girls will tell you they cost a lot more, so get the money straight before going back.

Went by on the night some porn star was featuring--Tera somebody or other. Arrived just after the feature had finished. If the club paid her big time appearance money then it was wasted because there weren't many people there. Saw about 10 dancers milling about the main floor. There is a single stage where individual dancers do their thing. The talent was pretty weak overall. The best looking gal in the place was one of the bartenders. They offer topless and/or nude dances in the vip area for 25/40 per. Didn't see anyone worth spending those kind of dollars on. Hate to judge a club based on a single visit- Others seem to think this place is ok..so I'll probably give it another go and hope for a better time.

Usually high mileage here. But don't expect a very good Superbowl party. A lot of dancers were busted on a lunchtime sting here yesterday, as well as Bare Assets and Extasy. Checkout smoking gun website for pictures of your favorite dancer fully clothed.

Went here Tues. night @11. Upscale setup. Place was crowded. $7 cover, $4 beer. At least ten girls. All white. 7-9 range. As someone earlier said, lot of rap music from dj. Hot bartender. It seemed a lot of the guys were regulars. Spoke with attractive dirty blond Stacey. They have a menu for laps. Goes from $10 tableside topless to $175 30 min vip w/champagne. Place was smoky though. Had a few beers and left.

This club is excellent! The girls are all very pretty and very nice. I did not run into anyone that was rude. Even the door staff and bar staff were cool. The private dance areas are clean and the drinks were good to. I will definitly be back!

Even mix of girls from and skinny to curvy and voluptuous types... something for everyone. I enjoy variety and this and all clubs should have a wide variety. Nude and alchohol. Great lap dances and also table side dances. It's all good! BUT the one thing that knocked my ratings down a bit is that I went in at night and they played too much rap for my liking. I'll be back soon, just during the earlier time when the music is a little more my speed. ;-)



You can drink and the girls are all nude. Why do they play rap in a club filled with older white people? The music was loud and annoying. How about some rock? Girls were not good looking, 1 exception was a cute young blonde who was leaving early because it was her birthday. No one asked me for a dance which was O.K. Left disapointed and wont be back.

I visted this club on 4/5. The club has been newly remodeled. The remodeling included a new bar, two large screen TV's, and lots of champagne rooms and private dance area. The staff is a fun bunch that kept me entertained during my visit. There was many gorgeous women dancing that day and I never felt pressured by anyone for dances. The Manager was friendly and wanted to make sure I was enjoying myself. I had a great time and will return.

Spent a couple hours here on Saturday 3/26/05. It had changed quite a bit since my last visit--maybe a year ago. Small stage in the center of the room--kind of dim lighting but not bad. The NCCA tourney was playing on two large screen TV's on the wall behind the stage. There were probably around 10 dancers--pretty good for a Saturday afternoon. Talked with a few of them--found Courtney to be particularly friendly. I bought her a drink and she hung around quite a while. The bar ran shot specials about every 30 minutes. Sorry--didn't get any private dances, so I can't speak for those. Gotta love Pasco county's full nude, full liquor though. The one thing I didn't like--a men's room attendant. I hate it when small clubs do that! All in all, a fun afternoon.

I like this club a lot! I visited several clubs and this is one of my favs. The girls there range from too young for me to older sophisticated types (which I personally like and can relate to) and skinny to curvy voluptuous types...all are attractive in their own way. Something for everyone...NOT the constant "cookie cutter massed produced" types that easily bore the living daylights out of me. I enjoy variety and this and all clubs should have a wide variety. Nude and alchohol. Great lap dances and also table side dances. It's all good! :-)

Spent an enjoyable two hours here on a recent Friday night. It captures the "US Highway 19 Spirit" of strip clubs in Holiday, Hudson, and New Port Richey. Lighting, furniture, ambience, and waitstaff were all top-notch - at least an eight.

My prediction: more and more pervs like me will be driving the 40 minutes from Tampa to enjoy the relaxed LE environment, and the combination of booze and nudity in the same place. Brass Flamingo is unique among the competition (other nice bars both north and south of this place) in that it had a relaxed party-room atmosphere as well as some good looking chicks on stage and trolling for VIP dances. BEWARE not all the babes in this place are fives or higher. They have all kinds. Including a few in skimpy outfits that just hang out with their boy friends and girl friends. Some of the girls are overweight but none are overly pushy or annoying. There are definitely some hotties. I was there on a low budget so I couldn't enjoy the pleasures of the VIP, but I did get some enticing offers which themselves were worth giving tips to the attractive and friendly ladies. They gave me a very good feeling -- and some free (or at least low-cost) feels. I had a great time and want to go back with more money in dee pocket to shekitout in further dee-tale.

At the recommendation of a dancer at Mons Venus named Heather, my buddy and I decided to check this place out as Heather told us there were no rules when it came to dancer contact unlike some of the rules at MV and Ybor Strip where the dancer tells you can touch her any where but the crotch and the private dances whether topless, full nude or champagne were in booths with doors that you can close-wrong! The booths have curtains, no doors.
We finally found the place-it was past Bare Assets-on the same side of Hwy 19. Looks like it might have been an old Hardee's business at one time. Only $5 cover with full liquir service which was good but I immediately saw why there were supposedly no rules-most of the dancers were overweight and not good looking. Only 1 dancer stood out, black haired Puerto Rican dancer whose name I don't recall.
First dancer who sat down next to me I asked about the rules. She said for $25 she would be topless with no contact from me allowed, for $40 she would be nude with some contact and for champagne room for $200 there would be more contact. The next dancer who came by I asked the same question-$20 for topless with contact, $40 for nude with contact and $100 for champagne with contact. So the prices vary with the dancers. She basically had no rules but she also had bad stretch marks. Too much meat on the bones to suit us so we left and went back to Bare Assets.
Place is well lit and there is a 2 drink minimum which is not enforeced.
Waitress who has big belly should not be wearing the tight outfit she was! Don't believe she was expecting either!

I recently visited this club. On the outside it looks decent...they even changed name (Brass Flamingo). The inside looks better since the last time I was there. The place is clean and the girls are primarily beautiful. Different girls for different tastes and they will sit and talk to you. I would for sure recommend this place. Lap on dudes!