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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

In Miami on business (again) and headed for the Player's Club where I've have nice times during my 2 prior visits. It appeared that the club was either closed or being remodeled - could not tell; there were a few guys and a U-Haul truck at the back door at 10:30 on a Monday nite.

So I headed to Take One just to see for myself what it was like. The parking lot was somewhat crowded at 11pm but I still wanted to check it out.

The club is relatively small with the stage behind the bar (something I really hate about these Miami clubs) But the women were hot.... All shades of chocolate and caramel with sizes from petite to bootilicoius. I would rate the average girl being a 7. There were not dogs or uglies in the place. I kinda chilled upon arriving and had to stand due the crowd. Ladies were very friendly and not pushy for drinks of dances.

Next to me was what I consider to be one of the Top 3 hotties in the club. I do not go after the hottest girls in the club because TYPICALLY they have the most snobbish attitudes and give the least for the most $$. But this particular hottie was flirting with me big time. No names on this one to protect the not-so innocent. She was flirting with her eyes and bright smile without saying a word. Occassionally bumping into me with a seductive coy look and big smile. Finally, I asked her name and a conversation developed. She gave me some cash and asked me to buy her a drink.... WTF???? We talked a while until she had to go do a few dances and then back to me for more flirting. Finally, I had to endulge and what a great experience she was. I spent a small fortune on her (my choice) and she never kept track of the dances or $$.

She left to go on stage and did a few more private dances for other patrons then worked her way back to me for more flirting and cuddling..... But in her abscence, I was graced with a few dances from a few other choice ladies... Very nice dances are had here. From where I was, I could see practically every dancer giving her best efforts to the lucky patrons.

My carmel cutie came back and cuddled with me some more. Then around 2am she asked me to take her "home" for the evening. And what a nice time we both had. Georgeous and very pleasant young lady.

Gotta visit Take One again.

PLEASE IGNORE NUMBER RANKING!!! Heck, if you're gay or bisexual and are interested in males this club might be Heaven for you. I believe it is a gorgeous club. The name is now Sandals.

"Sandals (Formerly Zippers and Cupid's Cabaret) 1060 NE 79th Street, Miami 305.758.3556 www.sandal-club.com " *** http://www.sobesocialclub.com/bars.html ***



WOW, I need to add more verbiage to get published. Well, if you like female strippers just head west on 79th Street. Black Gold is a beautiful club, but they got problems getting and or keeping dancers. :( Take One Lounge is supposed to be all world----the parking lot is always jammed packed and the prices are still supposed to be $5 for dances per full song and full 2-way contact. Club Cat, I recently did a review of. Then there is Foxxy Lady, which had a packed parking lot as I drove by Friday night. Finally, there is Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club, which I recently did a review of.





This strip club is still called Club VIP. I used to go to this club a long time ago (5-6 years ago), and it used to be fun and very liberal. They've shut down and reopened a few times with not much improvement. The club was remodeled a year ago and it looks like they've turned the side with the podium into a regular dance club (Club Cat), while the side with the circular stage still remains a strip club (Club VIP). Club Cat and Club VIP are only separated by a double-sided door. You can freely move in and out of each if you have the right wrist band.

Parking is now free, but the admission policy is kinda tricky. Club Cat is 18 and over, and Club VIP is 21 and up. If you enter on the strip club side (Club VIP) then you only pay a $5 cover charge. But if you enter on the dance club side (Club Cat), you pay a $10 cover charge to stay inside the dance club only, and an additional for access to both. This cover charge sounds silly, but that's how it works.

Like jablake says, there is a VIP upstairs and a gay club next door if that's your kinda thing. Out of the 10 girls I saw working that night, I'd only ate 2 dancers a 6 and above. The dance prices are now officially $10 for floor dances and $20 for VIP dances. I was like "are you kidding me?". But you do get significant 2-way contact for your dance though. I'm familiar with the VIP area so I didn't bother to partake as I know for a fact that floor dances give you as much contact (or maybe even more contact) than VIP dances. I must say for the 2 hours I was there I barely saw anyone getting dances. I don't know how the dancers make ends meet there.

Anyway, I got there around 2 AM. I saw a couple of live performances on the Club Cat side, then moved over to Club VIP side. I didn't like the selection of dancers and was about to leave. Then I got approached by this cute girl who used to dance at Angels. I got 2 dances from her for $20, and told her I needed to go home. She told me to come during the week where the mileage is better. I suspect the club is pretty much dead during week nights, so you might be able to negotiate $5 dances. But based on what I saw I doubt I'd come back again considering I can get better quality and better value at Angels.

And yes, watch out for the Jamaican bartender. She used to work there 4-5 years ago and she had stiffed for some $1's a couple of times. Then she went to work at Coco's and she stiffed me there too. Now she's back at Club VIP and I know she'll be stiffing customers.

PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS.

I visited this club currently named Club Cat (next week it could be again Club VIP or perhaps Club Ice or Club Purple around 11 PM. Phone numbers from advertising post car are 786-234-8824 and 305-321-2505 and it also says 18 to 21 years olds can party every Saturday nigt. A prior visit about a month earlier around 10 PM wasn't successful because after hanging out with the employees for 45 minutes a decision was made NOT to open after only 1 dancer showed up. :(

Gated parking is $5 and they insist you buy a drink before entering the club. I bought a Bud Light for $5 and the bartender stiffed me for a $1; I had given her a $1 before realizing she'd helped herself. A major change is that the new management is hiring white female employees.

While waiting for the body frisk, they frisk the dancers even more aggressively, 2 underage dancers were turned away. VERY HOT young women; they attempted to sweet talk their way into working, but were met with firm NOs. They were complaining that they'd have to work the street. The bouncer said the law is the law and to not come back until they were of legal age. Finally, I get frisked and there is NO cover charge, perhaps because it is before Midnight.

Next door is supposed to be a male gay club, so if you're into men that might be worth a try. Didn't seem like the gay club opened, but on my last attempted visit the male gay club opened and regular strip club didn't (as previously explained).

Upon entering there is cute circular stage surrounded by a circular bar. There is a pole in the middle and the dancer can shimmy her way to second floor. The second floor has couches and that is where 1 of the DJs is. It has become sort of confusing as of this moment because there may be 3 adult clubs in one: the male gay club, this small 2 story club, and then a huge area that seemed to operate (it was on 1 visit a long time back) as another club---at some point in the evening access to the large club was halted via the small club.

A good number of dancers; quality so so---thankfully NO WHALES. :) However, like at most black clubs the super hotties love to hide in the dressing room. They can spend the whole evening there.

I'm NOT too sure what the dances prices are. :( I ended up paying $5 per lap dance with all the 2-way contact you want--LONG SONGS, unlike Tootsies---in private area with a couch. What happened was I met a dancer from Angels (about 148th Street and W. Dixie Hwy) who is very crazy and a lot of fun. She also happens to be SUPER HOT. She remembered me from over a year ago! I have NO idea how she was able to remember me, but she definitely did. She wanted to know why I was so far from my normal area. I explained that this was one of my favorite clubs before they started shrinking it and opening haphazzardly.

She wanted a $10 dance (claimed the prices went up to $10 and $20). I apologized and said I'm just a $5 club customer. She says that because she knows me the $5 per song (for full 2-way contact lap dances) will be fine. The DJ put some stops in the song, but despite its long length she didn't try and cheat me. Like I said she is crazy and a lot fun; very good dances. So after buying a bunch of dances we leave the private area and I return to the circular bar.

I'm hanging out enjoying the atmosphere and the dancer that I know brings me a SUPER HOTTIE that has been hiding in the dressing room. She is very affectionate; until I tell her that I only pay $5 per dance. She looks at me like I'm crazy! And, is shaking her head NO, that she wants the $10 and $20. The dancer that I know, speaks up and says he only pays $5. She still is shaking her head NO!!! The dancer that I know asks to go talk in private: After a few minutes she comes back and wants to do the $5 dances. :) Off to the private couch room and she gives excellent lap dances and my hands are free to have fun. :) I bought a bunch of dances and was 100% happy except that I spent all my money except for a couple of $1s.

This club is in "The Hood" and is very close to I-95 North. It is on the south side of NW 79th Street about a block west of NW 7th Avenue.

Lastly, my dancer buddy from Angels says the place I want to be going to is Take One Lounge, which on the north side NW 79th Street a couple blocks west of Biscayne Blvd. I told her, NO, that is now a $10 and $20 club. She says NO, it is still a $5 club. :)

An important addition to my earlier review. I said the dance prices had dropped from to $10 & $20 to $5 and $10. That is *ONLY* for the day shift i.e. from 12 Noon to 8 PM. Also, the rating is just for the day shift because the night shift was a little out of control, see infra, and thus I stopped going.

At night the prices can really fluctuate based on who know what spirits or whatever. I've had 'em from $2.50 per song to a demand for $30 per song--worse was the sometimes strong arm type push for the VIP dances which escalate from $100 rapidly.

I stopped by around 3 PM on Saturday. The club was dark and it took me a while for my eyes to adjust. Immediately a large ugly white dancer was on top of me. Even through the makeup you could see all the scarring from chicken pox or very bad acne. Fortunately, she wasn't as aggressive as I first feared and after some brief friendly chatter said that if I would like a dance at any time just let her know. With that she was gone! :) Unfortunately it appeared she was the ONLY dancer! At least the music was quiet so I could expect a relaxing if not dancer filled afternoon.

I peered into a somewhat private area and my mood brightened. It appeared there were attractive dancers giving table/lap dances. I sit and relax for about 10 minutes and except for the activity in the private area the club appears devoid of life and it would be tempting to leave, but I wanted to see what the attractive dancers looked like close up. Finally this old man comes out of the somewhat private area (there is also a completely private area, but I believe the number is at least a $100 for that area) with 2 young trim hotties hanging on him. BTW, it turned out that all the dancers except the first one were black. Not a problem at all for me because I like blacks. Anyway, once the old man came out into the open it was like a faucet of dancers had been opened and like procession it was at least 15 dancers who had been out of view. Some real hotties, most average, and the large ugly white dancer.

I bought a bunch of "table" dances that usually turned out to be two-way contact lap dances @ $5 per song. The prices for the dances have dropped from $10 & $20 to $5 & $10. The songs were surprisingly long and I had a fantastic time.

This is a sister club to Angel's over on W. Dixie (my favorite club). But, it is run very differently. Angels is like a wholesome dive (recently remodeled yet again--seems like it is getting remodeled every 3 months and it continues to be a dive, no matter how hard they try). Secrets is a place you can scammed and pushed toward expensive dances that may deliver very little value. It is difficult to believe the clubs are under the same ownership.

This club and Angels are the antithesis of Tootsies! So if you like Tootsies, then most likely you won't like these clubs.

When in vacation, why not add to the summer fun with a night at Secrets! After a blistering day in the sun, I decided to chill out with some cool company. I heard a guy say he was tired of being hassled by the dancers, but that wasn't my experience at all. It was just a lot of friendly conversation from mostly 7-9's.
No real 10's on the roster, but hey, being nice counts for a lot. I recommend Secrets for the laid back atmosphere and especially for Jade, an incredible Latina.

Stopped in the early evening and the Black dancers were nice. If you like round booty, I highly recommend this club. As the night progressed I found myself feeling a bit scared. The clientel changed and eventually I decided to get out while I still could. Make sure to go during early shift it is worth the stop.

A few guys and I went down there on Memorial Day week end. It was the best time I've ever had at a gentlemen's club. The club was obviously expecting a large amount of customers for Black Beach Week and it had many girls on hand of all types and sizes. Even though the club was packed there were always women to choose from. It has a perfect setup. Floor dances were $5/song and private lap dances in their booths were $10/song. The booths were well worth it. There is also a VIP room but I can't imagine it being a better value than the booths. The women were friendly, even though many were visiting to work from out of town.

Went there for 4th of July weekend. The club seems to be now what Rolexx used to be in Miami. The club is fairly small with only one stage. The club is clean but tends to be smoky. The nighshift typically has 30+ of dancers throughout the night. This is a black club with big booty black girls making their ass clap to hip hop music. If black girls ain't your thing this ain't the spot for you. The crowd is mainly black and tends to be on the younger and thuggish side. However all races and nationalities are always wecome there. There is a $10 or $20 entrance fee depending on how early you get there. And weekends now are very crowded.

The overall quality is on par with Rolexx. It's the spot to see some of the best and thickest black girls in Miami. In terms of value there is good news and bad news. The bad news is that only table dances are available on the main floor. You have to go to VIP for a lap dance. They have also raised the price of table dances from to $10. Lap dances are available in VIP for $20 a piece. The good news is that there is no charge to get into VIP. You can get pretty good contact in the VIP depending on the dancer and your game. I have had very good time in the VIP before, but it's a hit or miss thing.

The dancers at this club, unlike a lot of the black clubs in Miami, do not go around asking customers to tip after they dance. Also, the DJ doesn't keep annoying the customers to tip the dancers. Watch out for the hustle factor as one of the dancers charged me more than she actually danced. Just make sure you're keeping count after each dance, or just tell the dancer to let you know once she's reached a certain number of songs.

went there on saturday, nive club with lots of bootylicious ladies, $5 table dances and $10 lap dances with very high milage. the only thing negative about the club is no private VIP rooms to get a little friendlier with the girls. It is on a rougher side of town but I had no problems and all the girls that approached me were very friendly, It is also a good place to watch a football game surrounded by all the cuties

I went in the afternoon of 04/13/07 and the $5 cover charge for the day shift has been discontinued. I stayed from about 1:00 PM to 6:00PM and there was a surplus, if that's possible, of hot dancers. By about 5:00 PM the place was packed with customers. I don't know if it was because it was a Friday or what, but I was surprised by the number of dancers and customers.

I bought dances from at least 6 different dancers and received excellent contact and my hands where pretty much free to grab anything and everything. Some of the hottest dancers will insist (not today) that you go to the private rooms, they're free of charge, for $10 laps if you want two way contact.

Coco's is off the hook. Me and a couple of my boyz went on a trip to South Beach from Atlanta by way of Tampa and Fort Myers. On the way to our hotel, we noticed Coco's and stopped in around 6PM on a Thursday. It seems they now have a day shift with 2 for 1 dances, free admission, and drink specials. When I walked in the door I saw a 10 on stage. After I was able to get her from being locked up, I got a couple of $5 table dances that was mostly air, but I was able to touch and got a little contact. I then went to the private VIP area, that was darkly lit with very private little booths. Dances are only $10 in the VIP during the day, with no fee to enter VIP. The dancers keep their bikinis on, but there is major 2 way contact and grinding. After being disappointed with the clubs in Tampa and Fort Myers and being a regular in Atlanta clubs, Coco's is off the chain!! The dancers in the daytime ranged from 7-10.

The club now has a day shift--from Noon to 8 PM. The dances prices during the day shift only are $5 for table and $10 for private lap. Generally good two-way contact. Dancers are generally much hotter than Angels (W. Dixie Hwy) and the club is beautiful and a good size. The cover is $5 during the day, but there in NO pressure to buy a drink. Music is too loud. Plenty of parking.

Dancers are black, which in my opinion is the best.

This club has been closed a few times due to shootings, but hell Tootsies recently had a fatal shooting. That is just one of the benefits of Florida--self defense is permitted.

The reason for the rating of 10 is because if Tootsies is a 7 then this place is a 14 easy! Still, I think Angels is a better club if you are looking for hard core dancers without all the pretty surroundings--True the dancers are often HUGE and UGLY, but they're very friendly as is management. And, a real strip club should look like it has been to hell and back in my opinion. Coco's isn't very friendly by comparison.