the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

This seems to be the preferred locals hangout at this point. On various nights, they have some attractive dancers, othertimes not at all. It is summertime (off season) in Key West now, so the dancers know there is not nearly as much money around as the winter months.

I have not had many dances here in recent times, but I think they might be a little more intimate than the other 2 downtown clubs. Definitely a place to go when visiting and you want to avoid the tourist hustle.

Bare Assets is a little farther than the other two in town, mostly a locals crowd. It is the only one that has free parking available due to the other ones being on duval st. and good luck finding parking. It doesnt look like the nicest place, the building also has a liquor store to the side of it. once you walk into the entrance u walk down a small hallway that leads you to the cashiers desk, 5 bucks if after 8, free beforehand. once thats done, you have the bar right in front, aligning the right hand side of the club, to the lower part of the club is both the lap dance and vip room, upper left side has a small bar there and bathrooms on the upper right side, with the stage in the middle and tables and chairs surrounding it. drinks are also pretty fairly priced, 3 for domestic, 4 for imported and well drinks 7 dollars and up. all the places fare about the same when it comes to drinks. as for the girls at bare assets, you will be greatly dissappointed during the week, their b shift is really lagging, with maybe one or two good looking girls amongst 12-15. on weekends though the odds are much better which makes it worth checking out, with i'll say about 10 good lucking girls out of 16-18. you have a lot of south american and carribean girls, and a few europeans and locals. i consider they have the best looking black girls on the roster, but its mostly white girls in here. they do hassle for tips and dances and whatever they can get from you, lap dances are 20 but a few will try to get more out of you and say its 25-30 if they think they can get it, ive had it happen several times. its a nice option if u just want to stay out of duval, but the duval clubs have the better girls.

I hadn't been here since the days when Teasers operated in half the building. The new setup is good if generic, with plenty of seating at the stage and elsewhere. Most of the patrons and dancers hung close to the bar, for whatever reason. The former Teasers end was closed off but said to be open on weekends. Off-street parking next door handled the Monday crowd but with a full house you would need to use the side streets. As you're on the edge of Old Town, the neighborhood should be OK.

The dancers were about half black or latina, a higher percentage than downtown, but overall I'd rank the talent that night on a par with what I'd just left on Duval St. One Czech-mate, a few pounds over fighting weight, was nevertheless impressive on stage with her pole work.

I did not sample the LD action but the flirting from the dancers I tipped on stage led me to believe it would be worth the effort. Certainly enough there to deserve a follow-up visit.

This club has recently been renovated, giving it a more appealing atmosphere especially that it now has more room and a bigger private dance area. Hardwood floors and better lighting just add more umph!. The bar area is bigger giving you more chances of getting a good seat and access to drinks. The girls were about the same when I was there, but they do have some cuties of all ethnic backgrounds, including european.

Drink prices are about average for a stip club and on Sundays before about 6 you can get in free and stay till whenever. I like this personally because I can get more attention from the girls. That of course means a little more cash out of pocket, but you all know how to play the game. There is this one English lady who can do wonderful things with the pole. She's even enhanced her breast size, but I like them either way, small or big. I just have to say that I thought about never going back to this place because of the cramped quarters that I felt like I was in; but now I'd definitely go back. Give it a try if you are in Key West.

Made a visit recently, and it was quite a bit better than my last visits...maybe because he tourist season is picking back up? I find the downtown clubs to be 120% hustle and not relaxing at all, even though there are often more and prettier dancers. This place isn't quite the perpetual 'wannadance' parade, at least not yet. Nude contact dances are pretty good, but I like Miami a lot better, probably because there is more competiiton among the dancers.

Well, on a weekend visit, I thought I would try out several of the KW clubs to report on them. This one was pleasant, off the main Old Town tourist areas. There were several attractive girls, but like most clubs here in KW, only about 25%-30% are truly middle-top shelf material. One enhanced Asian girl came on to me quickly and got a dance from me. It was a very good dance, given that I usually follow all the rules and rarely ask for more than the standard full contact anywhere but the kitty. The carpeting is "strip club squiggle" Black with neon squiggles and curly q's -- I swear I've seen that carpeting in so many strip clubs. The dancers will try to upsell to the Champagne room quickly. I didn't take them up on their offer, so someone else will have to report on that. My Friday night here was good, and should be enjoyable for others.

This place does open in the afternoon, so it gives ou somewhere to go. In days gone by I had some hot experiences here, but that seems to all be gone now. This is an ok place to go to avoid the worst of the tourist crowd, since its not on the main drag Duval St. All that being said, I tend to prefer Red Garter anymore as a local. This is the best laid out club; and the largest as well. There are some very cute girls here mixed in most of the time.

Went just after they opened on a Wednesday afternoon. here were about four dancers. Two were very large and not extremely attractive. One was extremely cute and looked to have a fabulous body while she was sitting at the bar but I didn't have time to wait for her to dance. The fourth dancer was of average looks and build but not my style. I did take one of the bigger girls in for a private dance to see what else was available. The mileage wasn't bad but it got old and tired real quick. Be very carful, she tried to claim I had been there for three dances when I thought it was just over one. I paid for two and walked.

I went to this place last month. I have to say it is the worst in town. Better to stay on Duval Street and check out the other two while you are bar hopping. It's a shame, because this club has the best layout. The dancers just don't measure up.

I don't really understand this place. As a local, it would seem to have a lot of potential, the club itself is pretty nice. I don't get in here often enough to be known, maybe, but there seem to be two types of dancers here, the ones who always hustle or the ones in permanent ignore mode. Also, the multiple warning signs about cameras watching all of the time seems to have the desired effect of maintaining a dull enviroment. On the positive side, there is usually a cute dancer or two and there is some contact during dances.

Had not been here in a long time. Was almost suprised at how cute some of the dancers were...my last trip had been uninspiring. Had an ok time, and had a dance. It was pretty private, but it seems to me the dances are better at the Red Garter downtown. This club is larger and more comfortable than the other (downtown) clubs in Key West. Had a better time than in recent past trips, but it never ceases to amaze me how the dancers never apprach anyone anymore, especially here. When they do, its rarely more than the 'wanna dance' line. Too bad, the place has potential.

This place has improved quite a bit. I find the staff is more friendly to locals than the downtown clubs, and a bit less hustle among the dancers. I expect the dancers to improve over time, as the general theme I keep hearing is that its a more relaxed place to work. There are some gems among a range of 5-9s, with some barely making it onto that category and the rare 10. The club itself is, hands down, the most 'club-like' of the Key West clubs, having recently been expanded into what was the old Teasers. For more glam and hustle, the Duval clubs are better. Dances are nude and full contact from the waist up, though my impression is breast sucking is not allowed...maybe someone else can clarify that part.

If you are in Key West and want some fun this is the club. Totally nude and absolutely beautiful women. I could have spent all my time in this club it is fantastic. The dances were some of the best I have received in a long time.

This club is a very small club with only one small stage. Its also pretty dirty
and run down inside. The girls were all large women 3-4 at best. Teasers 2 on
Duval st was much better.

The girls in the club weren't outstanding, but my experience was. The cutest girl in the place (Ashley) asked if I wanted to go to the private room. I found out it was nude lap dancing with full contact except between the legs. She had real boobs (which is important to me)and they were just the right size (a little more than a mouthful) with pert nipples that just asked to be kissed. Her body was as close to perfection as I've seen, and she had beautiful long hair. I was so turned on by the first dance ($20 per song) that I ended up spending an hour plus with her, and dropped almost $400. She got me because she wasn't just sensual or sexual - she was affectionate. She rubbed my head, and kissed my ear and hugged and lots of non-sexual contact. I'll never forget her!