the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Club is a renovated barn/liquor store. I have been twice and only seen one girl on stage. The first night she was so high that the bartender was appologizing for her. The second time the bartender not only remembered me but remembered my drink.

The girl who was dancing asked if I would like a lapdance I said ok. Wow was I wrong. On the way back she said that people call her cocaine because her lapdances are so adicitive. I would have to disagree. it was like having an epileptic monkey on my lap, she couldnt focus on one thing long enough for it to feel good.

Stopped by at night to see if the club was different, WOW it was a lot different, there were a lot more girls and they were much better looking than the day shift. did not stay for any private dances but did enjoy the stage show.

I thought I was give this place another try. But after another visit my opinion has not changed. It's in a bad part of town, the girls (the two working on a late afternoon shift) didn't really appeal to me and the atmosphere was just awful. There are better places to go in Jax so unless you are desparate, look elsewhere.

Came here after leaving SOS, a Monday afternoon around 4:30, 3.75 for a bottle beer...three girls working. One 7 and two 4-5's...got a vip dance from the 7. Plenty of contact, but no stick shifting at all....free hands everywhere but the kitty...very lickable nipples. I had a great time and would have rated the club lower except for her attention in the booth.

Decided that the last time may have been a fluke so i gave it another try. The girls were just as bad. one weighed well over 250 pounds. I had 3 different girls come up to me and ask if I wanted a BJ in the vip room for $50 within 5 minutes. One woman was in her late 50's and the girls said please excuse her dancing she is deaf. This is a good place to go if you want to scare yourself.

Thought I would sample something different and take a break from my regular clubs. Big mistake. This was a scary place in a not so nice part of town. As I pulled up, some homeless guy come up to me from behind the building wanting me to give him a ride somewhere. I quickly got inside to club to seek refuge. But once inside I didn't feel much more comfortable. There were a few girls, none very attractive. The whole place just gave me the creeps. Didn't stay long. Got back in my truck and got out of the parking lot before the homeless guy came back up to me. Not my kind of place. Proceed with caution.

Two dancers here on a Friday afternoon an 8 and a 4, the 8 wasn't interested in anyone but the young guy at the bar who had every appearance of a drug dealer, and I wasn't interested in the 4, to thick for my taste. It appeared that the VIP area was closed. I left, only reason I had for coming here before was the action in the VIP.

Dirty bar. Ugly dancers. Old bartender. A manager (not a DJ as they use as juke box) who gets on the microphone a belittles the guys in the place to tip the ugly dancers. I left and went to Krystals for a combo #1.

Went in around 2 pm. Only 3 girls here. 1 was fat, but the other 2 were ok. If you sit at the bar, you are expected to tip, since all the girls dance across the bar. Left soon to find something better.

Had a good time at this club today. Everyone was very friendly, the VIP area was fairly private, but the selection was poor. Nothing better than a 5-6, and only three dancers on day shift while I was there. Better than the Blue Angel, but not much.

This club was the worst I have been to in a long time. There was no DJ, its a juke box. Yeah some clubs have them, they are nice, but this one only payed the first 10 seconds of the song then stopped. Had a girl offer to give me a lap dance without music. If she we were not so ugly it would have been tempting, but she was horribly ugly. Fake tits that were badly done, and a face that hurt to look at.
Will never go back into this club.

This was a fun club to go to. The girls dance on the bar and make their way to a center stage and back again. Quite a novelty. Varied crowd, got the best mileage with an older woman who approched me about FS in the VIP. The hotter girls were great for grindage, but no touching the kitty. Seems to be typical for all the clubs.