the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

A somewhat bad trip to report. Had seen one of my favs there last night. Blond Israel Gal named Lee. She danced on stage then came over to me after I tipped the $1.00
She plopped down next to me asked if she could have a LI Ice Tea. Sure I said, not one minute past that she was asked by another dancer to join her in a room with a High Roller. She asked if she could come right back ... The drink arrived , $10 for that one, and she never did. ONE OF THE MOST RUDEST THINGS A DANCER EVER DID TO ME. I should have left and not paid for her drink. I'm toooooo nice. I almost took it to the bathroom and knocked one out in it, I was going to leave it on the bar for her :))
That would have been special.

I did get a dance with a Cuban Balinda before I left. Nice action. I think she would play in Champagne room. But most of those gals do.
Desire looked hot. Otherwise the other 20 dancers there rated pretty low.

In short, Cheetah will not make my favorites list. Before you even get through the door, they charge for self (!)parking. And the door fee of $10. This club has 2 smaller and 1 main stage. There are two bars, plus the Safari Room, a sports bar. The seating area is between the two bars, one of the areas is raised. My wife - we always go together - was the only female customer this late afternoon. Table service was quick and friendly. Drinks were half price and cheap. The patrons were a mixed bunch, and not necessarily the crowd I usually like - not many "gentlemen" in there. One older guy kept grabbing the dancers' boobs whenever one got close. At the next table three unruly guys were noisely playing with the waitresses. Most of the dancers were actually very cute, but not too talented. What surprised most was that except for one girl, they did not work the floor. My wife asked one girl for a dance, she never showed up; as the young beauty she is, the girls are usually all over her. Two Russian dancers sat at the bar talking to each other and into their cell phones. All in all, a disappointment, for us as a couple the club lacks atmosphere.

Stopped by on a Friday night and from what I remember from my last visit 2 months ago this club is coming along. There were quite a few new dancers, some I recognized from other clubs, so the mix is improved but there is still a low end feel to this place. Like their clean, well lit friction area and quick service at the bar so will be back.

this place was soooo nasty i will never ever go back to this club again.

i went to miami for a weekend with my boyfriend and 2 friends and we went to this club. now im a dancer and alot of things dont bother me, but the trash i saw allowed to take place there made me want to run screaming out the door.

this is a very shady club so be careful. next time im in the area i will go back to scarlets which was alot cleaner and the dancers much more beautiful.

This is a mega club with more hotties that you can shake your stick at. Cover charge is a bit much at $10 but the drinks aren't that bad. Lap dances are expensive but with a hot girl, experience is good. Music is good but a bit crowed at times. The last time I was there I sad next to three girls and a guy that they came with. The girls kept tipping the dancers stage and were getting down with them! You get stuff like this often in the club to an additional side show! Great club to visit and hang out when you are in North Miami beach.

Stopped here a couple of weeks ago. I ordered a beer from my favorite bartender Claudia, a hot blonde with a smoking body. I didn't plan on getting a dance because I didn't see my favorite dancer, Kate, working. However, I did get a dance from Rachel, a lovely blonde woman from Brazil. All I can say is that she was very hot and she knew how to give a great dance. I recommend her, so stop in and have her take care of you. She is super sexy and very horny. She will treat you well.

Stopped in on a Saturday night. Club was pretty busy. Most seemed there to watch a MMA fight on pay per view. Plenty of good looking dancers. Most rated from 7-9. Got a few friction dances from a hot little thing from Barbados. Don't remember her name, but man was she horny. She kept putting my hands on her tits and down her panties while we sat and talked at the bar. We eventually ended up in the VIP room. I left the club with a smile on my face. I will definitely be back.

I recently visited Cheetah In Hollandale Beach
Friday night around 8:30 pm
Easy location to find, right off I 95.
Self park costs $2.00 Admission is $10.00
Club was pretty slow, Overall impression was OK at best,
Not a lot of girls around and mostly 5 and 6's.
Compared to Tootsies I would say not in same league at all.
Club is small, kinda dingy and overall not impressive physical layout.
Maybe it was early but crowd was pretty quiet and place felt kinda dead, more like a regular bar. Drink prices were very reasonable.
I did not stay long.
Would not go back just not a good vibe.


Great club with nice atmosphere. Each access off of !-95. Girls were 6-8, with one or 2 9's....maybe 25 girls in total. Had a strong LD in the back with hot blond that I think was named Jen who gave the indication that more was available but she didn't deliver as i expected or did I have time to haggle.; she was pretty much hands off me (at least where I wanted it) and didn't allow me access either;but I will return.

Glad to have had the chance to visit this place on a business meeting down south. Nice variety of dancers - it's nice to see a bunch of diffrernt styles dancing around. All very friendly. Some were a little pushy, but I guess that's why they are there. Bar service was decent. I wouldn't mind coming back for more. Happy to not have to sit through 20 bachelor parties in a night, either. Not a bad place to see naked women...

This really is a great club. I usually go there for lunch and end up staying several hours. The table dances can be really good here, better than some friction dances at other clubs. Parking is free, no cover, domestic beers 3.50. Had two great table dances from Kate(Argentina) and Sony(Cuba). Both dances were a lot of contact-they let me touch anywhere but I did not try going for the pussy, although I have at table dances here where the gals even let me get some nice juice on my fingers. Good mix of girls, young, older, white american, latina, caribbean, short, tall, natural, well done fake boobies, etc, etc. Food ain't too bad. Beers usually cold and servers are generally very nice. No real 10's this day but there have been in the past. There was this German girl who was one of the best i've seen at any club, but haven't seen her in a while. there's a girl named Nina from Ecuador who's very hot, a new white chick from Jersey who has pierced nipples to die for. I've never been to the Champagne rooms here, I think it's kinda high, but if my ship comes in I'll go and write a review of that.

The strip club competition around Miami makes for some awesome clubs. I was visiting from SF and decided to check this place out on a Saturday afternoon. No entry fee. Not too crowded. Free hand-carved ham and $3 beers. Are you kidding me? The girls were mostly 5-7's. One girl who caught my eye was a tall, thin brunette with geeky glasses and a killer natural body. I tried to get a lap dance with her but she seemed really distracted and kept walking around the club without dancing with anyone-- weird. I hung out with a really cute black girl from Detroit-- chair dances at the main stage are only $10! After a while, spotted a beautiful Colombian girl dancing on the stage-- Angel. Her body was full figured with well-done bolt-ons. Her face is just incredibly beautiful, mesmerizing. Needless to say I hooked up with her for some lap dances in the private area ($25 each). Incredibly sweet, passionate, intimate dances. Maybe the best dance ever in my SC career. In sum-- a great club, and you guys in Miami are lucky.

Friendly staff from the parking guy through the front desk to the bar staff and the girls. On a Wednesday evening the quality of the girls wasn't great pretty much 6s & 7s, but there was a 9, though her stage dancing wasn't that great. Seats are the same as in Pompano, comfortable, but not as comfy as the clubs with couches. Waitress staff didn't over bug for drinks, so all in all a pleasant if not outstanding visit. Add a few more hot girls and this club would be great.

Excellent club. The talent may be just a notch below its sister club in Pompano, but it is still pretty good. There is also a greater variety of girls of all nationalities and race. Another plus for those of us who prefer a some variety of taste.
The lap dancing and private rooms can both be outstanding depending on what you are looking for. A Titty club player who knows the ins and outs of this obsession of ours, will absolutely enjoy Cheetah Hallandale. Newbies could potential get played a bit on price, but will likely walk out with a smile just the smaile...perhaps just maybe a little lighter in the pocket than some of us more experienced in this scene. This is a muct stop when in the area.
I have been equally happy on both nights and day visits.

Went Tues about 9:30 and it wasn't very busy. The girls were OK......til I eyed a tall blond, natural boobs, beautiful eyes and in my opinion a body that was so well proportioned! She got up on the stage for her turn and and I approached her and introduced myself to Kim and expressed my feelings. Within a few minutes there was a scheduled 2 for 1 and I lucked out and found Kim. It was a great session (hot)..but she had a customer waiting for her from before the 2 for 1 and I couldn't stay much longer for a promised hot finish..so we agreed to meet again at the club later in the week.......review to be continued ...hopefully!

First Visit at this club. Normally go to Tootsies, but am getting tired of the quality and ambition of the dancers. Tootsies was much better when is was a small/packed club. The Cheetah has the atmosphere that Tootsies used to have. At 5 pm on a Thursday, the danver staff was mixed, 5's, 7's, 9's and 1 - 10. IT's the 10's that keep us coming back. I will definitely visit Cheetahs again next trip to S. Florida. I liked the atmsphere, the staff and clientel.

Checked out the Hallandale Cheetah location and it was enjoyable as the one in Palm Beach. I saddled up to the bar and was quickly approached by a skinny girl with small natural tits. She had no letting her hands wander all over my jeans at the bar. This is always a good sign that she might be a good choice for a private dance. I got one of the private dances and she worked my joystick the whole time. I only got one but would try her again later in the night.

I chilled around the stage and checked out the talent. Before leaving I decided to get one more dance from the skinny girl I mentioned above. She and I were hitting it off, so she asked for my digits and I gave them to her. I figured she wouldn't ever call (and she didn't) but whatever. I got one more dance from her and she was aggressive and fun. I thought she might get off at one point.

Anyway I will probably the Palm Beach location over this because of distance, but this is also a good club.

Came on a Monday, both figuratively and literally. :))
One long time fav now works here. Nikki from Hungary. Nice rack and an arse like a drum.

A few days ago i saw another oldie but goodie. Mia, she used to be at SG in FLL. Now she
is working her tricks here. Be wise, she is expensive. Think she quotes $500 for champagne room. She may get it from some of the high rollers , but we need to stick together and stay around the $200-300 level !!



Returned on a Sunday night after a six month stint in NY.

I was dissapointed not to see any of my favorites working. I did come rather early, 7pm, usually some of them come after 10. I did have a few dances and a VIP with a tall , dark girl named Summer. She rushed me a bit in the VIP but the service was decent. She could not wait to leave and get to the dressing room. I'll return soon and give it another try at night. Generally I never liked this place during the day. But I'll visit dayshift as well to see if Victoria is still working, a Busty Brazilian with fake blonde hair.

It's been 6 months since my last visit and changes have been made - but fortunately, for the better. This was the first stop. I finally made it downtown. I was very nervous. My first vibe of the street was not good. I took a trip down here on a Thursday night, and it was hoppin'. Dayshift here is awesome! Even when there aren't that many girls around, they actually do WANT to work. I can't waitto go back.

Returned about a month ago - and can still recommend the Cheetah. I've always enjoyed the more relaxed atmosphere and the plenty of eye candy. As I sat at one of the side bars, a petite little latinia named 'Jennifer' slid into my lap and said 'hi'. Perky B-cup titties and tight legs. We had a drink, and things eventually led led to the Champagne room ($120 + $200 for the girl). Once in the back, she set a slow pace with lots of contact, finishing off with a superb BBBJ. Ahhhh...

Stopped here awhile ago. There were about 25 girls working that day. There was one that actually peaked my interest enough to get a dance from her. Her name was Kate, a sexy brunette from Argentina. This girl just oozes sex appeal. She gave me a very nice lap dance in the back. Which was tough because they have guys walking through all he time to check things out. She had some very nice boobs that she let me play with also. I didn't go to the champagne room, maybe next time. All in all, it was a good time.

On recent visit on a late weekday afternoon, saw only one dancer worth a second look -- blonde with obligatory tattoo on her back but with a substantial though not well toned rack. Place seemed kind of grungy too (and not the type of grunginess we all like). Bartenders were preoccupied with talking to each other. Approached for a dance a few times, but smell of onions and/or garlic quickly killed any interest. Won't be back.



Stopped in Sunday night. Club is still well managed and comfortable as always. Talent was conspicuous in its absence. Club always offers great benefits of good food and an abundance of large screen TVs airing numerous sporting events. Great area for dances at reasonable prices. Just needs to update the roster of dancers. Nothing better than a 5 on the whole Sunday nights review. Maybe some other nights are better. With some talent this place would be a gem . . .

Was in the Cheetah 7-16-07. Simply fantastic. I will come back soon. The best looking and the nicest babes on the planet work there. No hard hustle.... say "later" and they walk away without driving you nuts.
The dances are the best and very hard contact. A lot of latino women and some russian and other European doll babys. Simply a super club and there is a hotel on the adjoining parking lot so you can drink and not have to sneak out onto the highway with too many beers in you. Go there, have a blast, walk to your hotel.

Excellent Club! Located near two other strip clubs in the area, but this is probably the best of the 3. Very spacious w/5 stages and plenty of places to sit, lots of beautiful women, excellent free lunch - burgers are highly recommended, drinks are fairly priced, and decent lap dances (depends on the dancer). One of the best in the South Broward Area. Go during the daytime though, as it seems to be more layed back and fun w/a decent happy hour and no cover charge. FYI - Some of the shot girls give lap dances in the back as well.

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. They serve a free lunch and happy hour is until 6. Lots of girls to choose from in the range of 5-7s. Nothing really that eye popping. Received a dance from a new dancer named Jersey who just moved from Tootsies. Mostly an all air dance but not to bad if you are into that. Still the closest place similar to the old tootsies.

I go during the day shift. Highly recommend Elizabeth, she knows how to give a good time. A taste for every guy from Russian, Latino, American and European. From girl next door to girls with tattoos. Beautiful women, great drink deals, a must go!

Went on a Friday night around 10pm. Sat for a couple of dancers, then was approached by a hard-bodied blonde during the "2 for 1" lap dance routine. Nice friction, with lots of hands on attention to Mr. Happy. As she straddled and invited me to the Champagne room, how could I say no? $150 for the room, $200 for the girl, $5 to the men's room attendant for a raincoat and we were set. In the back room she continued the friction dance, including a little finger anal demo. After some BBBJ action (nice view from the mirror along the wall) she climbed on and rode like a nympho. As she cleaned us up afterwards, she invited me back the next night for some two-girl action with her good friend...will definately repeat.

Went on a friday around 6PM. Crowded already. Hard to get much attention but finally a hot blond came over and without much chit chat gave a hard sell for the champagne room. 120$ to the house and 300 for her. Then came the upsell!!! now she wanted 700!!! I talked her down to 400 for FS. She was hot but very mechanical and I would recommend not rushing back to the Champagne room!!! Overall a decent club and You certainly can get whatever you want. But I felt the atmosphere was not quite what I was looking for.

Went on a Friday on my recent trip trip to the area,it was after 8 PM so I had to pay a cover charge of $10 since it was a weekend night, also expect to pay $2 dollars for parking.The talent was OK , was hit from almost every dancer with a request for a dance, had 3 dances with mimi a new dancer in the club her dances were great great so I decided to take her to the VIP room $120 for the club and $200 for Mimi she did not desapoint highly recommended.

Went on Sat. Nite & lots of good looking girls . Had a friction dance with Elena a Busty brunette Russian girl. Very good . Lots of touching all over (3 songs). Offered Vip but price was to steep for me. 120 to club. 250 to dancer. Tempting though! Great club . I recommend to any one

Stopped by for the lunch special, only 4-5 girls working and only using the stage behind the bar. For a chain that is known for dayshifts, it was disappointing. However, the girld did try to make up for the quantity with quality.

I finally showed up for the night shift. The difference is huge from the day girls. Durting the day 90% of the dancers should be retired. Too bad cause I prefer the low key atmosphere. At night the girls are mostly 6's -8's,
There are many worth mentioning: Dana, Zoe, Rebecca and four or five more I don't know the names of. I spent some time this week with a Canandian import (Bell). Claims she was in this week just to do a shoot. She had some issues with the truth; claiming a pimp was keeping her hostage at her hotel. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP :)
Did a VIP room with her for $300. Got some FS from her (said she was Horney). Its semi- steep for this place but I felt bad for the little one. And she needed it bad ! She should have payed me :) However the service was good.
I prefer a BBBJ for $200 which you can get from most of the crew.
Had some totally nude dancers from a chicky from NY with nice cans. She offered the VIP room for 500.00, too bad she priced herself out of the market. I like to haggle but she insulted my IQ.
I'll go back more at night.
Another trip this week during the day had me getting a table dance from a nice blond with killer bod. SHe claimed she was visiting from Italy. I speak some Italian and she could not ??? I think she was a Hungarian who used to work at DD in Pompano.
There is a hot Brazilian working days now. Victoria, you need to spend some time with her. Great gal.
MNGT is dumb. They raised the VIP rates to 120/ for the 1/2 hour. They should run specials during the day and during M-Wd nights. Its common sense. When this place opened 2 years ago the rooms were $50 now they try to extort as much as they can.


the day shift here is the pits. Some of these gals should not be dancing.
The night shift has many hotties who aim to please but I don't like to go during the night, so my rating is based on day activities only.

It never fails to amaze me how guys just don't read the reviews. OK, so this is my second review of the place and I've gone back about 10 times since then. Every time I've left with a smile on my face and a few ounces lighter. Guys, this place has Action with a capital "A". You have to get the right girl though. The cost of the back rooms can be defrayed by buying a $120 bottle of wine. Granted, it is only a $20 bottle, but the cost of the back room is included. If you tip the bouncer a $20 and the waitress a $20, they will leave you alone for the entire half hour or hour. If you have the right girl you can get almost anything. The bathroom Troll sells condoms btw. Granted most of the girls are about a 6-7, but there are a few stunners (8;s and 9's), so ask around. On the night shift, ask for Day-Lynn, she's your best bet, and she can steer you to other girls that will take care of business. Be careful though, there are some that talk a big game but don't produce results. Happy hunting!

Went on a Tuesday night, $2 dollars for self parking and $4 for valet. Admission was $5 because I guess it was after 8 Omit is not a huge place but it not small either :one main stage in the center ,one side stage and two bar stages .I did not see great actions by the stages .were at most 7 with one 8 (Lisa).Drinks are very reasonable $5 dollars for wine ,$5 for water. Dances happen by your seat I was told there were $10 by your seat and in the back area $25 a piece, VIP room I was told are $100 for half an hour and $150 for the hour that doe not include the dancer tip which is at least by my experience at $200.This is a cigar friendly place . I had 4 dances from Lisa a tall Brunette half Japanese and half Irish they were nice friction dances but not exceptional. I guess if you come with the intention of spending big bucks you could have a lot of fun it was not my intention as I am still feeling my way around town.

Very large club with a main stage a couple of satelite stages and several cute friendly girls.
Wait staff and bartenders are cute and pleasant, but they don't seem to be allowed to drink.
Probably not a smart decision by management, because they can bring in more revenue and are usually more fun after a few drinks themselves.
There is a "sports bar" attached which adds another dimension to this place.

Good reliable place I always hit when in area. There's a Bulgarian dancer, black hair, tall voluptous figure - got a 'dance' from her last year in the private rooms. Gave me a hj and finished me off on her tits. Saw her again but she was with a group of black dudes that were mauling her. She was enjoying it. Anyway, good club but no real lookers.

Visited this club tonight. Parking was $ 2.00, Valet would have been $ 4.00. Was a suprise as I parked on the side and then was presented with a parking tab.

Cover charge was only $ 5.00, not bad.

Walked in and was pleasantly surprised but didn't get the rush that some other reviewers have sited. Had a Corona $ 6.00 and then sat down to watch. What I saw was very pleasant to the eye. Not many 10s, but certianly enough 5-8s to go around.

They ran a 2 for 1 table side friction dance for $ 20.00. Can't remember the name of the young lady that enterained me, but she was gorgeous and had a nice personality (no kidding). After the table side friction dance we talked and then she asked if I wanted to go to the VIP area. said it was a little more private and more fun. I said, 'let's give it a try". $ 25.00 a dance and in booths.

We both had alot of fun, me sucking her tits and occasionally being able to touch her cooch. She rubbing hard, grabbing me and then riding me for over 4 dances. Was the best time I can remember with my clothes on.

Would highly recommend and go back.

Visited this club last night (Thursday) around midnight. I was pleasantly surprised when I walked in that they did not charge me a cover. I've been to other Cheetahs and they usually don't miss a beat. The selection of ladies was not bad. However, I only got attention from the less desirable ladies. I did have a good time chatting with the waitress though. I would recommend this place to just chill, but you may not get much attention otherwise.

I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned that the cover charge is now $10, which seems significant. Their justification is they have "feature dancers"; like who the hell cares? What's next, a bearded woman with 3 breasts? Its still difficult to find a worthy girl here, mostly just girls who you could get to blow you at the mall for much less. They do have a free buffet which isn't bad.

There is one reason and one reason alone that I go to this club at least once a week. That's Zoe. Tall, fire red hair, milky white skin, soft, supple yet firm, vuloptuous the way all women should be, an amazonean goddess. She gives the best THE BEST lapdances I have ever gotten, EVER. She is constantly busy because of her...gifts, but thankfully, since she knows me and knows I am there only for her, she makes time. The rest of the girls are fine. Nice, friendly if a bit pushy, very generous with their bodies, but none compare. Without Zoe, for me there is no Cheetah.

Just left the club and am waiting in the airport to catch a plane back home... this place was one of the best ever! I was there twice in 2 days on this trip and was offered fs ($350), cbj ($300) or hj ($100) both times. I didn't have time for the works so I took the hj for $100... a pretty good deal considering a hj was $150 @ Pure Pleasure and $230 @ Mandy's accross the street -- and neither of those modeling shops serve beer.

The club (Cheetah) itself is very user friendly, well laid out... music is a little loud but there's no cover & free lunch during the day. As for the girls, some are aggressive and some are not. The little cuban girl that I went with today jumped on me within the first minute I entered the club and proceeded to put her hand down my shorts -- then ask if I wanted a dance... as we were standing at the bar, 10 steps from the front door. Nice approach. I ordered a drink, let her play with me, then said "yes". I have to say that I've been to many clubs around the country and have never had a greeting like this. It was different, refreshing and very welcomed after a long day of work.

After my second beer, she took me to the back, gave me the usual LD for one song... then unzipped me and performed her magic for the next 3 songs, allowing me to finger her along the way. I'm not sure why it took me 3 songs to finish -- maybe pounding 2 beers had something to do with it. Nevertheless, it was all worth it. She was very hot... very sexual and very satisfying.

I will definately be back next time I'm in town...

What is the saying? location , location, location. Its hard to believe that this club is affiliated with the Cheetahs in Pompano Beach. While the inside is OK, the girls are night and day different. Maybe its the clients that make the difference. Whatever it is the best I saw was a 6 and most were 3-5 range. Didn't spend any money because there was nothing to spend it on. Very disappointing. If it weren't for the traffic, I would have driven the extra miles up the road to go to the original.

I really liked this club, although I must admit I had never been to a nude dance club before. The only drawback was really not their fault in that they had an electical problem due to a power company problem as I entered. When the action finally got started I was surprised by 3 stages of nude dancers. After viewing all the stages I settled on one...and got my first lap dance from a nice Brazillian girl. She let me lick her tits(no pasties here) and she groped me a few times. After that dance I had a blonde sit next to me and while she groped me asked me for a dance I should have taken her up on it and when I refused...away went the hand....but overall it was a hot 4 hours of fun on a Saturday afternoon.

Cheetah’s is a great place on weekend nights, but we dropped by at about 10PM on the Sunday of President’s Day long weekend, and it was dead—really dead. A lot of suffering patrons, but no girls! The guy at the entrance said something about Sundays always being like that, even on long weekends. So we left and went to Tootsie's, which was about as alive as a strip club could be.

I started coming to this Cheetah after giving up on the new Tootsies. I was a regular there at the old one, but the new one is a total rip-off, the management don't even seem to know the regulars, the good girls have all left and many have now come over here to the Cheetah. This club is undergoing renovation, but had 4 dancers on different stages, a free lunch, nice comfortable chairs (unlike the stools at tootsies), a nice friction area and very private champagne rooms. The girls were all friendly and came up to talk first before trying to entice in the back. The lap dances were very liberal, like the old Tootsies. The prices for lap dances are the same at $25 each, but there is no pressure to dance every song and the girls can sit and talk some. The champagne room was WAY better... only $100 for the room, tip to waitress and an average of $200 to $250 for the girls, versus Tootsies which is $300 downstairs, plus big tip to waitress plus $100-$300 for the girl for extras. Need I say more?? Skip Tootsies and come here!

Based upon the last few reviews here, I decided to go to Cheetah over Scarlett's.
Was there on a Sunday night, around 11:30. The place was not too crowded. There were probably 20 dancers, not counting the waitresses and shooter gals. Unfortunately, there was not a '7' in the place. I waited about 45 minutes hoping against all odds that one would emerge from a private dance somewhere, but no dice. I should add that I prefer my women voluptuous. They were in very short supply as well. One dancer, Serena, could be counted as one but had a gut on her. (Yuck!) I did see one waitress that I would have liked to have gotten a dance from, but apparently I picked the only one in the house that doesn't do dances. The dancers were a mix, fewer white dancers though, which is my preference.

One interesting aside is that there was also a buffet in the place I couldn't quite figure out. I think it was free with a jar for tips off to the side. Didn't try the food, but it looked reasonable.

Cover was $5. What got me was the $2 self-parking charge. What's that about? VIP parking is $4 and self is $2. But hey, who wants to argue with the doorman before you've even gone inside. Decor was worn but passable. Music was really loud. Eventually I decided to head to Scarlett's down the road. I might give it a second try another time, but would choose Scarlett's over Cheetah based upon my experience.

I like the place because security in the parking lot is the Hallandale Police and those guys are in the club every once in a while to hang out. So much fun they can't resist I guess. The place is everything the previous review states it is. You might as well be in another country while in that place.

First, you can read my review of the new Tootsies - then come back and read this review. If you used to be a fan of the old Tootsies, come to Cheetah. Its only a couple of miles away and its actually better than the old Tootsies. I have been to almost every club imaginable in the US, Mexico, Canada and Europe and I can tell you boys, this is THE PLACE!! Hopefully the cops won't shut it down, but there is more mileage to be had here than on the Autobahn. First, the place is dark, with lots of nooks and crannies to hide in. There is a lap dance room with couches, but you are virtually looking at the guy and the dancer 10 feet in front of you. The girls - On a Wednesday night there were perhaps 50-60 girls there of all shapes and sizes. The worst I saw was a 6, but most were 7's and 8's. A few 9's were there, and one definite 10 - the shot girl named Dawn, who is a 21 year old brunette that looks like a cross between Katherine-Zeta-Jones and Kat McPhee from American Idol. The shot girls and the waitresses will dance for you too - what a novel concept!!! The drinks were reasonably priced and the wait service was fantastic. Even the bouncers were friendly and helpful. The real mileage is in the private rooms. The rooms cost anywhere from $100 to $300 for an hour depending upon the size, or you can buy a bottle of something. The girls all want $500 for the hour, but can be talked down. However you need to make sure that the girl you are taking to the backroom is a "player" - about half the girls here are. Ask around, most of the waitresses know. Anyway, the private rooms are truly private and virtually everything is on the menu. I tipped the bouncer $20 and we were left totally alone for the entire hour. I got a private 2 girl show from a "squirter". Many of the girls are former Tootsies dancers. Some of my ATF dancers from Tootsies were there and greeted me with open arms. There is more leeway in Cheetah than there was at the old tootsies!!!! Anyway, me and all my buddies all ended up a few ounces of protein lighter than when we came in, some doing more than others. Mind you this is an expensive night out, but OMG well worth it. Let's hope they have some sort of arrangement with the Hallendale Police, or else the fun won't last for long.

Aside from the goofy decor, the place is large and complicated. I could figure out what the main bar was, but the others it was about an hour before I knew which was which. The first thing that struck me was how out of shape virtually all of the girls were. If you're going to dance for a living, work out for pete's sake. There was only 1 outstanding looking girl, and she seemed disinterested in anything other than looking at herself in the mirror. She seemed annoyed when guys approached here with money. It was very strange. One cute girl seemed very nice and had a cute little body so I figured I ought to get a dance so the night wasn't a total loss. She was pretty good and she teethed on my dick and seemed impressed with my bulge, so it was a shot for my ego, if nothing else. Granted it was a Monday night but if you can't staff the place with decent looking girls they should make it a teen disco night or something.

This is the best club I have been to in a long time. I was in there 2 weeks ago and I must say it is quite impressive (as always). Actually I think it saves me money since the other clubs I go to do not compare with the Cheetah in Hallandale and I usually wait to go there when I am in town (thus saving money by not going to my funky home town clubs in Orlando). Ask for Zoe when you are in there. Great club, no fights or rif raf, great friction dances, feature out of town dancers most of the time. A hotel across the parking lot so you can drink and not worry about a drive home and meeting the cops.

With the transformation of Tootsie's into a GC style adult entertainment complex, I have taken to heading to Cheetah's in Hallandale. Daytime is great here. Relaxed comfortable environment. Decent selection of talent depending on the day. Free food. Management definitely goes the extra mile here to extend the welcome mat.

Nince place. There is a hotel next door right on 95. The place is dark with several stages. The bar is around one and a big main stage. Tipping at the rail is permitted but doesn't seem to be encouraged. I went on a friday. There was a nice assortment of girls, mostly latin. Dances are $20.00. Not too much hustle. Friendly but not overly so. I will repeat. Not as much fun as tootsies but a nice change of pace.

for some reason, across the board, fl titty clubs aren't featuring that many hot chicks anymore. I got a dance from a border line 7, she was kinda of fat and gave me a hand release but nothing really memorable.

Some good variety for a weekend afternoon visit. A few 8's and 9's...I found Anita, a very petite little firecracker.
We had some hot friction dances. She has beautiful natural breasts..Highly Recommended.

Still the best damn club in the country IMHO! Spent the last three night there and will never get tired of this place. The club is upscale, but not snobby, more like a sports bar with beautiful naked women running around. Check out Michelle at the front bar, she is so HOT, and she used to dance, damn I missed that :( I heard my old favorite was still dancing here, Danny, but unfortunately she wasn't there any of the nights I was there, another bummer, but I still had a wonderful time with Chanel, Lee, Erise (sp?) Tatiana. Took a girlfriend in one night and she had a blast. This club has been completely remodeled inside since I was there last, and it looks great. My only complaint was that the doors are gone from the VIP area, but you can still have fun back there. Looking forward to my next trip to Southern Florida.

Stopped by Saturday afternoon. Reasonable selection of dancers in the 6-8 range. This club is unmatched in making the experience a good one for the customer. Very nice atmosphere. Friendly staff. Free lunch until 3 and then around 4pm free carving board of meat is offered. Large screen TVs with sporting events on at all times. Granted, these are not the primary reasons to go to a strip club, but, you never have a bad experience at this club. Thus, its always worth stopping by to check it out if you are in the area and have the time to kill.

Stopped by this week.
Admission was $10.
The drinks were the usual $7-8.
Dark club with multistage setup. I only saw one level.
There's a bar stage.
And two other stages around the club.
On a Wednesday afternoon it was actually busy.
Lots of dance music and locals roaming the joint.
There were certainly a number of locals yukking it up with the girls.
The talent here is mixed and includes older bleached blondes, latinas, and other more exotic types.
The American blonde types are not as friendly or interested in chat.
The more exotic types will work it.
An exotic chick from Latin America was quite "friendly" and told me that she was on vacation and needed spending money. She was interested in working for it as well.
Although her hands roamed freely, I wasn't interested.
I usually go for the more local types but didn't find one that I like.
The other girls quoted a $20 dance fee in a more private couch area.
The usual perks were offered but I didn't go for it.
I was in a bad mood and nobody did it for me.
I will go back in the afternoon when I'm in a better mood.




I have been here recently with some coworkers and found the atmosphere and girls overall to my liking, but am not real fond of the security staff or some of their "rules" about seating. We were in there for a while on a slower nite and were kicked off an open table because some big bouncer in a tux wasn't the one that seated us there. Looking for a tip big guy???? keep looking, cause me and my friends are out the door.

I must have hit this place on a great day based on the last reviews. There were 2 or 3 weak girls but at least 4 that were very hot! One extremely friendly girl parked herself next to me for a few drinks. We then headed to the VIP where I had as could a time as you can. I left one happy hombre. Great place!
Will return!

Great place to go if you want a good free lunch (before 3). Management is very friendly. Club is nice inside. Talent is weak. 4-6 range. And the $25 lap dance price? Just offensive and stupid. $20 is the going rate.

I travelled a long distance from WPB to come here and I was not all that satisfied at all. My favorite Dancer coould ot be found. I was not sure if she no longer works here or was busy servicing other customers. However, This is not really all that bad of a place. Some of the other Dancers were of good quality. I hate Chain Strip Joints but Cheetah seems to be allright in most areas.

Stopped by this Club last Saturday afternoon. While there was a fair number of dancers, only two were even worth the bother. Club has great atmosphere. Dancers are friendly as is all the staff. Just needs talent.

I like this club a lot. Remodeled a bit since last time I was here, and the place looks nice as always. Classy atmosphere with a lot of room to hang out. Not too pricey, unless you VIP. Girls were stellar as usual, with nice selection of all types. Most were friendly and easy to approach. Would definitely recommend, and I'll try to go back real soon.

Let me say that the management at this club is A1. However, I stopped in on Sunday night and left after 1 beer. Why? No talent. Nada. If they could get some talent in the club this place could be great.

Stopped by for Happy Hour about a week ago and then for lunch the following day.
No cover either time, They were serving roast beef at the Happy Hour and they have a free lunch each day. This makes daytime visits very worhwhile.
This is a large, plush club and they have dancers at the bar on each side as well as the main stage.
Some dancers will do $10 dances at your table. Others won't do less than the $25 dances. Dancers are very attractive and club is nice. Didn't try the VIP so can't report on that.

I just started at this club and I have to rate it a ten plus. Super, Super Private VIP rooms. Great Management and conveniently located just East of I95. I'm dancing day shift here 12pm to 7pm. My name's Jennifer and I love to please! Boy, that sounded corny, but at any rate come see me, I'm the Barbi look a like with natural 34D boobies. hehe!

This spot is going down hill quickly. They just did a renovation. I'm not happy with it. Lap dance area has no privacy now because they are pushing the back room.
I'm a day shift guy and the talent is dwindleing. My favorite dancer is not to be found. A tall blonde from Russia. I think her name is Valentina. SHe likes the back room and will do a nice job on you if you know what I mean.
The others have bad attituted during the day. The management however is great. Always friendly. I don't go at night but I here the talent is good. Just not my style.

This place never disappoints. IF you have the cash VIP is well worth it. There is an different VIP in the back near the kitchen for "special" customers. If you get the right girl and can gain access to this shan-gra-lay you will leave a happy camper. It is not often offered.

This 3rd club in the Cheetah empire has slowly but surely come along in the last 6 months and finally doing OK.
It can be an interesting stop during a broward bar hop, especially on Thursday, Friday or Saturday nights (late) or during fight nights where they have a great advantage over their competition. There is the inside side lounge with lots of TV's and a large projection screen other strip clubs cannot offer in addition to the main bar with a large, clear projection TV of its own. Have been on 3 recent fight nights and the large club was near full with a decent crowd and really low hustle from the dancers. Others may like the large, roomy interior with high ceilings that makes for a noticeably less smoky environment or the two big center and side bars to sit at and have a good time.
If you are in the area late night on any weekend, give it a try!

Fantastic club; was here last Friday. Many 10's walking around, and not too many dudes there, so I had my pick. Got some dances from latina brunette (forgot name) and she was cool - hung out with me at our table for awhile and didn't try to hustle for more dances. Will definitely be back soon....

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any better, they proved me wrong. I was back in town for business and stopped in. Starting with a warm welcome and firm handshake from the parking lot attendant (they charge $2.00 to self-park in the lot) as well as from the doorman. I happened to stop in on Topless Tuesday, on Tuesday the bartenders are all topless. They have some really fine looking bartenders, especially Destiny, a beautiful blond with an incredible rack (If you are nice to her she may get up on the stage behind the front bar a strip all the way for you, well worth checking out). Spent some nice time with one of my favorites, Danny, and also met one of her friends, Savannah. Savannah is also an incredibly cute girl-next-door type. They are both 10's in my book, treat them well and they will take good care of you. I also had the opportunity to see a very nice girl-on-girl show on the main stage. Lets just say they weren't acting. I look forward to returning to south florida to what I think IMHO is the best club in the country.

Went to Cheetah on two nights (Wed/Thu) recently. This is a fairly large club with 2 bars, one main stage, and a few small stages. You can snuggle with a girl at your table, get a lap dance in an area that is screened off from the main floor, or go to a private room. I tried a little of each. The private room will set you back several hundred dollars for 30 minutes, and it is unlikley the dances are better there. I would recommend this club for the good looking girls ad friendly dances, and be prepared to spend some substantial cash.

Had a nice time here, girls were pretty, music was okay. The dancers were a little agressive in asking for champagne. Lap dances were average - not too much touching. Buffet looked good, although I would be worried about some of the other patrons touching the food - never know where their hands have been lol!

I have always enjoyed Cheetah's. One of the few South Florida clubs where the dancers don't come an harrass you for a tip every few minutes. It has always been a laid back club, about the size of Pink Pony in Miami, with a good sampling of white, latina and black dancers (all in the 7-10 range). I went by on Sunday (5/30) night, expecting to be sorrounded by my usual favorites, but was disappointed to see that they had half of the usual girls working. I downed a couple of beers, and headed to Riverwalk for some bar hopping. Overall, when all of the girls are working, it is very "easy" to have a fun time with a very attractive dancer, and take advantage of the champagne room $50 (for 30 minutes) special every day before 8pm (tip for the dancer additional).

My first time at the Cheetah Hallandale, I was in the general neighborhood for a doctor's appointment and just had to check it out after hearing stuff both on here and from friends. I was very pleased with my visit, this was around 4:00. The girls are friendly without being pushy and there's plenty of different dancers. Anna was very straight-forward about her champagne room experience which I appreciate, but sweet Stephanie stole my heart. I did not give a 10 because of a few minor things. I thought the music was way too loud, it really took away from the entire atmosphere. Also the club was too dark, even for strip club standards. Highly recommended.

I was in the S. FL area and, based on reviews here at TUSCL, decided to check out this club. I had been to Cheetah in W.Palm Beach in past and enjoyed it. First visit here was a weeknight... fairly late. The club was crowded... lots of guys and the music a little loud. Paid $2 to self-park, paid $10 to get in. Plenty of good looking ladies, but had a hard time finding a place to sit. Ended up at the bar. Not bad, but not great. I could sense I wouldn't really enjoy myself so I was planning to head on to Peek-A-Boo. At this point a dancer came over and made a little small talk. I decided to try her out for the "friction dance". It was OK, but not up to Tampa Standards. I paid her $25 plus a small tip and headed for Peek a Boo. I must add, however, that I returned the next afternoon on the way to the airport and had a much better time. In the afternoon, there's no charge to self-park, no cover and still plenty of attractive dancers. The music is not so loud and it's much easier to strike up some conversation. The charge for VIP rooms is only $50 (compared with $100 at night) and I had a really nice time with Barbara in the VIP area for the $50 room charge plus $120 plus a $20 tip for her. Not as much fun as Peek a Boo, but still a really nice time. Barbara was a hispanic chic with small, but really nice all-natural boobs. She seemed really sexy when dancing on the bar stage. In the private area she was actually less sexy, but nevertheless, she did make certain I had a good time. No problem with that!!:)
I would return, but only on an afternoon shift.

I have been to hundreds of clubs all over the country and I have to say this is probably the best club I have ever been to. It is a fun place to hang out and have some drinks with beautiful naked women running around, what more could you want. There is really nothing I would change (The only annoying thing is having a restroom attendant, but even he is a nice guy) Almost all of the girls are typical "girl-next-door" types, which I prefer because they are so friendly and approachable, but not pushy. I only saw 2 "bolt-on racks" in the three nights I was there. My favorites were Josie, Deja, Skye, Ginger, Angel and my new ATF Danny. They are all incredible girls. One other thing that makes this club special is that most of the bartenders and waitresses will also do lap dances and private VIP's. My favorite was Dee, the shot girl, she was so hot, looked alot like Britney Spears with a bigger rack! The lap dances are done on a row of couches in a semi-private area behind the main stage. The VIP rooms are actual private rooms with doors that are only $50 during the week and $100 on the weekend for a half hour, then the tip to the girl usually runs from $100-$300 depending on the girl and what you want (extras are available with the right girls, YMMV). The staff is very friendly, Mike in particular. The owner is a former marine and I understand that active duty military get one free half-hour VIP per night. That is really cool.

After getting thrown out of Goldfingers for being "innapropriate", I stopped by Cheetah, and boy, was I glad I got thrown out of Goldfingers!! The staff was far from pushy, it was a Thursday night and it was about half full. I laughed when I was paying the $10 cover fee - a guy in front of me said it was too much money and left. I can't say much for most of the girls in the place - I had my eye one one the moment I walked in. The I got lucky immediately - there was a 2-for-1, and she came to me. Took me behind a curtain, and gave me the two dances. They were so good - they convinced me to go to the VIP room - $150 for the room, $200 for her. She was well worth it. Of course, YMMV, but this was about as wild a time as you can have, as I had to take care of another cover in the VIP room, if you get what I mean. I will be back on my next trip - Goldfingers, you lost out!!

Was there on Monday 2-9-04. Man what a night! Was with my better half, for I don't travel without her. It was after mid-night and club was kind of slow and we were glad it was. We got a lot of attention from the dancers and they were well tipped by my wife. Well so she got most of the attention and I was glad she did, it was a new experence for the both of us. Paid 250.00 for the champange room for a half an hour. And what a half hour it was Rebecka was a charm and really paid attention to the Mrs, never seen her so soaked. I think we all left with very big smiles that night. Highly recomend but YMMV. Diffintly returning back to this club. Has had a positive influence on the both of us.