the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

I stopped by this club on a Sunday evening to check it out as I have not been here before. As expected it was pretty slow so I fiqured the girls would be hounding anybody with some bucks to burn (me). Boy was I wrong. I received very little attention while tipping the stage dancers. I stayed a couple of hours and did do two VIP dances which were very sub-standard. Overall a very disappointing stop and I do not have an interest in returning. Ratings: Girls 5-8, service 5, VIP rooms 9, Action 0...

wow... beautiful club... hotttttttttttt girls!!!!!!!! This was an exceptional gentleman's club. They have very private friction rooms and even nicer champain rooms. Staff was very nice and hospitible.. overall great experience....

Stopped in here awhile back to see if they have improved since my last visit. I went to the bar to order a beer and then started getting acclimated to the place. The music was played way too loud and the DJ was mumbling because one could not understand a word he said There were a few nice looking girls there, but they just seemed to want to hang around themselves or, just a couple of regulars. I tried tipping some women, but they didn't come around to talk, or even offer a dance. So, needless to say after about an hour, or so, I left and went to Cheetah's where I had a much better time.

A six isn't so bad of a rating...unless your club used to be an 8-plus, like it was five years ago. Maybe I just remember this place being a little more high-end than it really was or just that everything seemed to go down a notch- the quality of the girls, of the dances of the atmosphere, of the everything. This used to be one of the nicer clubs in South Florida and now it looks and feels like just another club. Also, things have seemed to go from strip club-overpriced to just plain overpriced.

I have been going lately after a long while and this place seems to have come down a notch in atmosphere and really hot girls working on a given night but I think tlc333tlc is correct - it is classy and my sense is the customers do not get away with much so fewer scumbags abound! The last 2-3 times I have been this month I have found most girls pleasant and not pushy and even on a slow Sunday night there were more decent/hot girls here compared to other area clubs so overall this is a good bet for any day of the week - just be warned it does not get hopping till around mid-night!

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon and the club was not very busy. However, I stayed around for about one hour and was not even approached by one of the dancers even after going to the stage to tip. How do these girls think they will make any money if they aren't friendly to the customers? I thought most places had a happy hour, but I was charged $5 for a beer. I have to say that this wasn't the best experience, so I went to across the street to Cheetah's and had a much better time.

One of the places that I feel comfortable in. Ladies are always inviting without being pushy. Consider this an every time in town place to go. Girls are from all over the world, complete with delicious accents and methods of private dance. Only once have I not had a great adventure into the world view of the ladies, one with the most charming southern accent and charm consumed all of my time in the VIP room and next to the stage.

I was down in Florida about a week ago and made a stop here on a Saturday. I was forced to use the valet service as all the self parking was taken. Cost $5 to valet, and it was a $10 cover. This place was pretty big and it was packed, lot of people were forced to stand. There was 1 main stage and 4 satallite stages that all were in use, with 2-3 girls always on the main stage. The women here were top notch and a lot of them, I bet there had to be at least 70 working. I don't think I saw 1 girl below a 7, with most being in the 8-9 range with a few 10's here and there. Beer was on par with most SC's right around $5. Lap dances were $25 in the Vip Rooms, not sure what the table dances cost. The best deal is every hour they do 2 dances and a special promotion for $30. I did a couple of them with a couple of different dancers in the time I was there. Great lap dances with a lot of 2 way contact from both sets of dancers. Coming from the air dance capital of the world Atlanta, this was a nice change. I will definetly make a return trip here next time I am in Florida.

Interesting review by tlc333tlc... Most classy? It's not bad and they had a buffet the night I went. Clean? As far as a public place can be clean. Fun? Well, that's another story. I did not particularly enjoy the club. The girls were on average 6 to 7 and I suffered through the "want a dance?" query as related by Dim_hades. The drinks were standard for Miami. Didn't really see any women that that turned my head. Had one private dance sequence - young lady was marginally attractive, but it was not the uplifting experience I was expecting. Of course, having any expectation is probably part of the problem. However, since I'm the one spending the money... In general, if I didn't know that there were more interesting options in Miami, I would go back.

I've worked here--it is probably the most classy yet fun place and most clean money place to work in Miami. The men tend to be more respectable and nice than other clubs. Most men from out of town come to Scarletts. They play techno-type music all night long rather than the traditional strip club music or hip hop. After working night after night tho, I get really sick of the music--I now know every song and every beat. Songs here are longer (5 min versus the usual 3.5min) and you have to go on stage about every hour, and there is 'uptime' every hour which is when all of the girls walk around the stages and do a two for $30 dance (normally $25/dance). So it is a ton of work and later hours (6am weekdays, and 8am weekends) compared to other strip clubs.

Visited recently and the girls are better looking than most clubs on an overall basis (8-10) witha couple of 6's thrown in for the locals. Nice layout of the club. Avoid valet parking at night; use strip stores next to club. 2'fers on the hour at $30. Did that twice and (2 diff days) ...first time was great in a back booth and left with a smile with a girl from Texas with huge manmades....next time had an attractive babe w/ a great personality and body also in a private booth but left frustrated. YMMV

I danced here at Scarletts for a week while in town. It is a very nice club as far as astetics go, very pleasing to the eye. The staff, to be honest are pretty much snobby and rude to customers as far as I've seen and the music here is too loud for even my taste. This is really a very low milage club, which is really not even my style, because as far as I'm concerned, if I can please a guy, he pleases me right back :) Most girls told me when I started not to waste my time talking because if I talked too much I would miss out on the big money spenders. But I found that even talking to the "gentleman" that seemed to be blue collar, I not only enjoyed myself more, but profited very well from just the normal everyday Joe. This is by far not the best club I have ever danced at, but it was decent all the same. I wish it was up to speed such as some of the other clubs in the area, but they pride themselves on a false sense of "class." Definatley worth a visit, as most girls here fall in the 5-9 range with the occasional 10. ( Me Included Of Course) :) But don't expect much milage as security is tighter than a virgin on prom nite... but as always YMMV. Thanks for reading...

Went here for the last 2 weekends. Big variety of girls to choose from, most are nice but you'll get the "wanna dance?" with no prior chat planty of times. Dances are $25 and so far I had 3, 2 with high mileage and 1 that really sucked. In my opinion after 11:00pm all the pretty ones finally start to appear. The bouncers seem really rude so I try not to go overboard with the girls. The lighting and music are very good, evrything really helps with the whole fantasy thing.

The club is ok. When you first go into the club the guy at the door is very very rude. If you forget your ID don't even try to get in b/c it won't happen (I don't care if you look like you are 50 yrs old).
When you go in the wait staff is probably hotter than the girls that dance there. There is not much touching either. The best thing about the club is the 2 for 1 dances at the top of each hour. The food there is horrible, absolutly horrible. The guys serving it looks homeless too!
Again, the only reason i am giving this club a rating like this is b/c of the 2 for 1 dances at the top of the hour and the hot wait staff. In fact, they should switch places with the dances one night...I would easily drop a few hundred to see those girls.
The cover is $10 by the way and drinks are average for a South Fla club $7-$10 range.

There is so much to choose from in this neck of the woods when it comes to the titty bar scene. Scarett's is below average for a club located in So Florda but deserves a much higher rating if it is compared to an average clud other parts of the country.
On my recent visit the talent was marginal. A few lookers were on duty, but not enough to make me want to stay longer than my one beer. I have heard that private dances here can be very rewarding.
My prototype stripper is the cheerleader/naughty girl next door look. Unfortuately, I came across more of the hard-looking Tatoo look. I don't mind that as long as there is variety mixed in iwth it.
I declined several offers for private dances. I will likely give Scarletts' another try to see if I just hit it on a bad talent night.


I stopped in at Scarlett's on a Wednesday afternoon last week. I didn't expect it to be hopping but the ghost town I found led me to conclude that while Scarlett's may be a hot place at night, it is not the place to spend an hour or two if you get off work early. I entered the club areound 3:30 and there were two other patrons in the place. One girl was on stage and two sat in the corner talking. Although the dancer on stage changed after dancing the girls disappeared and the two in the corner never approached me or the other two patrons. Overall a dud during the day.

This is a re-rating post - they just lost a point! Found out last night this is one of the handful of clubs around the country that charges for ladies entry ... $10 (on a Wednesday night!) My wife and I wanted to check it out after my positive experience (alone) last Monday night. We took our business elsewhere to a more reasonable priced club ... (Cheetaha Hallandale less than 100 yards away - $5 for me and $0 for my wife).

I finally found the cute girls in South Florida!

I wasn't expecting so much on a Monday night around 8pm, especially with a parking lot that was almost deserted except for a sea of orange cones. This was the valet area - the self parking along the bottom of the parking lot was full with about 15 cars. I ended up being told I could park safely in front of the next building over.

It cost $10 to get in; the place was pretty empty with only a few customers, but a nice petite girl dancing naked on the stage - I'd rate her easy a 7.

$6 for a Bud and I'm told the buffet behind the bar has prime rib for $8. Since I was a little hungry I paid the $8 and had a very nice meal. While eating I noticed that the quality of girls around the club was very good - in the 7-9 range with one close to a 10. Wow, for a Monday night I was impressed. Had I finally found where all the cute girls have gone in S. Florida? As the evening progressed I noticed more and more cuties arriving - apparently they keep arriving until 11pm - the place is open to 6am weekdays and 8am weekends!

Once an hour they have the two song lap dance special and some merchandise for $30. The songs were full length, unlike most places during specials. I got a very nice lap dance in a semi-private area from Summer (she's the almost 10 I mentioned). Afterwards she showed me she was miss July in the Scarlett 2008 calendar that was the free gift. Nice!

Overall the girls were chatty and not overly aggressive for dances, though some of the eastern European girls would plunk themselves on your lap until you either get a dance from them or you let them know a dance isn't forthcoming.

Music was maybe a tad on the loud side, but not so you couldn't talk. Maybe the club got the message!

A nice club, that I'll definitely be going back to even though it's a little far from home. There's a 72 Hour Unveiling Party. February 7, 8 & 9 (2008). Open bar all 3 nights, special events and shows, prizes and giveaways.

Stopped in on Weds night and have to say it was not a home run but worth my time. Looks like the club has been recently remodeled and the interior was pretty nice, though the music deafening. The talent level was very decent with no real all-stars but nothing you scare you away either. Plenty of lookers and surprising little silicone. It was a decent mix of fake blonds, and brunettes. It didn't hurt that they had four women on stage at the same time...

Stopped in here last week, and I have to say that I was very disappointed. Granted, there are some nice looking women that work here, however, none of them were nice enough to stop by and say hi. It was slow, so I thought that I would get to meet some of the women. I even tipped quite a bit at the rail, but it seemed like the girls were going to stay with the regulars (2 or 3 dancers to one guy). Well, I stayed about an hour and a half and then left to go to Cheetahs because I know that those women want to work. It just seemed like none of these women wanted to work. It was a waste of time except that the beers were cheap.

One of my favorites. Nothing more can ask for....great private lap dance rooms, smoking hot girls, and relatively cheap for what you're getting. no complaints whatsoever. lap dances are only $25 per song and they are essentially in private booths allowing for more freedom for both you and the dancer. with the right dancer, you definetly get your money's worth. also, one of the other best parts is it's open until 6am and located right off of I-95 in Hallandane. Enjoy, fellas

I probably would have really liked this place, but somethings kept me from doing so. Nonetheless, it still gets ahigh mark because everything that is needed for a great experience is there.

First, the postives.
The girls are all attractives, some silicone, some too old too be out, but otherwise high quality. 8-9s with a sprinkling of 10s. The place has 4-5 girls working the main stage, satelitte stage or VIP stage. I personally feel that the calling out of so many names ruins the rythem of a place like this. Let the girls start on one stage and then just progress to the next and the next for each of the songs. Would make life a lot simpler and less names being called.

The place feels like a strip club. I love Tootsie's but Tootsie's doesn't feel like a stripclub, it feels like an amusement park. Scarlett's feels like a stripclub. The place is a little loud and the lights can be a bit obnoxious, but it's ok.

The time I went, the place was packed, no seating by any of the stages. Hell, no seating period except by the bar away from traffic.

There seemed to be a huge party going on here for the 20 somethings as they all seemed to know each other and there were about 25 of there. With some of their cute girlfriends.

As for minor problems:
only two: first parking stinks. Was afraid of being towed, should have just done valet, but just didn't see the need for it.
The second, is that on a busy night like that they need about 5 more girls there circulating. I was there for 45 minutes and the only person talking to me was the bartended, which was not why I was there. I got out of there spending cover and money for 2 beers.

After two bad experiences in Pompano Beach the previous evening, I was planning a road trip up to my favorite south Florida clubs in West Palm Beach. The traffic was terrible when I left work, so I decided to stop in at Scarlett's for an hour or so before getting back on I-95. Six hours later, I was still at Scarlett's.

Needless to say I loved this club. The girls were hot, the music was good, and the club had a variety of private experiences to suit anyone's desires and bank account. I arrived at about 6pm on a Thursday. They had two girls at a time on the main stage getting fully nude. As the evening wore on, they opened up three other stages so there was always room at one of them for those who wanted to get up close.

The girls were great. These girls had much more class than the Pompano clubs. It was refreshing to see so many dancers without tattoos. The few who did have them had one small one on their ankle or shoulder. There were also no facial piercings in sight. Just pretty girls the way they were intended to look. I spent time with 5 different girls and they were all pleasant to talk to and fun to be with. There was absolutely no pressure to go to any of the private areas. That said, I did head back there quite a few times during the evening. Best of all, not one of the girls had an attitude. When I declined an offer, I got a courteous "let me know if you change your mind."

The private dance offerings were numerous. Girls would dance for you at your table. There was a lapdance area that the girls referred to as the "friction" room. Then there was the VIP area downstairs. Finally the upstairs VIP rooms.

I did not spend the money to go to the VIP as I was having a great time downstairs in the friction rooms. The rooms were small cubicles with a couch and a small TV running porn videos. Some rooms had two couches - more about that later. Typically the room was $25 per song, but every hour on the hour they brought all the girls on stage and ran a special 2 songs for $30. Unlike the Deja Vu chains, the songs were not shortened. In fact, the DJ played some really long songs throughout the night. I had the 2 song special with 4 different girls. The best of the club that night was Taylor. Tall, slender, natural body. No silicon, no piercings, no tattoos. Just a soft sexy body and eyes that can melt with one look. I went to the friction rooms three times with Taylor and always stayed for more once the two songs were over. She knew how to tease as well as please. We were in one of the rooms with two couches facing each other. The first song had not started yet as the DJ was giving all of the other girls time to find a guy to take to the back. Taylor laid back on the couch across from me, pulled her G-string to one side and began to rub herself for my viewing pleasure, asking me how I liked it. When the first song finally started, she climbed into my lap and gave me one of the best dances I have had at any club. As she tried various positions, she sensed my response and then tailored her dance to my desires. Maybe that's how she got the stage name Taylor :-)

This was my last night in Florida, so I did not get to return the next night. But Scarlett's is my new favorite club in south Florida and I will definitely return. It will save me from having to go up to West Palm to find a decent club.

Stopped in on a recent weekday afternoon. Had a good experience even though it was very quiet.

A nice club that is being expanded or part of it is being redone.

Had several girls offer pvt dances but did not have time. The girls were a mix of younger and experienced, most were average to good. Stage dances were good and showed all on last dance. They did seem to appreciate the tips since it was so quiet.

Will stop in again when I have time to test the pvt dances based on the other reviews.



Ok first off I want to say I am a woman....I know that probably is going to effect how seriously you guys take my review, but believe me when I say I am NO prude! Ok, so on with my review. My husband had been to Tootsies a while back and not told me, when it finally came out I found out not only had he been there but he had also met up with a certain stripper with whom he decided to exchange phone numbers and he swears nothing else...WHO KNOWS!! Apparently, she got a lil upset after finding out he had a wife and scolded him the last time he was there for not telling here (gosh I wasn't aware that a man had to give his life story to a girl doing lap dances for him, but then again maybe it was more then that I have no idea) anyway after finding out he had been to tootsies I wanted to try going for myself, I checked this site and decided I wanted to go to Scarlets. We went there this past Saturday night and I loved it, some of the girls aren't quite as beautiful as the others, but most had awesome personalities and I honestly fell into lust with one of the girls there and I need to find her name out because when I go back I want to see her again :) We were greeted at the door with two beautiful girls who had big smiles on their faces and were friendly and outgoing, when we got inside a beautiful waitress came over with a huge smile and got us some drinks and kept them coming. As the evening went on this dancer I liked alot kept dancing and eventually came over to us...I was ready for a lap dance myself but hubby was a bit skitish of me doing that I guess, this girl was absolutly gorgous with the sweetest personality and a beautiful body. I cannot wait to go back!!!! We left and went over to tootsies so I could see what he was talking about and all I can say is this differant strokes for differant folks, to me Tootsies is like a costco...if you like shopping at costco then go...me myself I like Martins LOL and Scarletts was like Martins...I felt at home and comfortable and I felt welcome even tho we were there as a couple we were offered many dances and smiled at alot and paid attn too, other couples were there and treated the same way, the girls seemed to enjoy what they were doing. Tootsies I could barely see the dancers from where I was sitting, they were pretty but then again I felt a bit pissy cause that girl that was after my hubby was there and thats going to cause a serious ass rash on any woman LOL. Anyway Tootsies is not for me, I cannot wait to go back to Scarletts again at the end of the month!! I love the girls, the waitresses and the friendly staff, the bathrooms are clean and inviting (I was drinking alot so I visited the bathroom quite a few times) The girls aren't intimidated by me and were happy to approach A+++++ thanks for the good time. Can't wait to come back!!

I recently took a little road trip out of my hometown of Atlanta (air dance capital of America) and headed down to South Florida to check out some of the higher-rated TUSCL clubs, including Scarlett's.

I went to this place at 6 in the morning on a Saturday! I'd never been to a club at that hour of the day, and after waking up with the usual morning wood, I was looking forward to spending some time with the ladies.

Others have already described the layout, etc., so I will just report on my own personal experience. YMMV

As I handed over my car keys to the valet, I was approached by a fully dressed young lady who asked me to bend over and touch my toes right there in the parking lot! WTF? Had I stumbled onto some weird local custom? Turns out that she was just a patron in a very, uh, altered state.

That's right, she was a customer, not a dancer - this place seemed to have several couples sitting at the little tables enjoying themselves. I got a drink from a very hot waitress and sat down to scope out the action.

After several minutes, I was approached by an attractive Latina, dressed very elaborately like a goddess. I went with her to a private back room, where I was pleasantly surprised to find a television playing a softcore video. My dancer wasted no time revealing a fantastic body and straddling me with a big smile on her face. Two songs later, the smile hadn't left her face and she was still mechanically bouncing up and down. I was beginning to wonder if her face hurt from all that fake smiling, and when I realized I was paying more attention to the TV than to her, I knew it was time to stop.

I hung out in the main bar area for a while, then saw that it was half an hour until closing time, so I started thinking about leaving. At that moment, a pair of arms wrapped around my waist from behind, and I could smell a very pleasant perfume. I spun around in my captor's arms and was very happy to see a slender brunette wearing a wrap-around dress. She told me her name was Sexy (a name that suited her to a tee), and asked me if I wanted to be her last dance of the day. Hell yeah!

We went back to the same private room that I had just recently left, passing a room where I could see two dancers straddling some lucky guy, one on each leg. My Sexy danced with me standing up for a while, which I really enjoy, before pushing me back into the chair and unwrapping herself. Her dances couldn't have been more different (and better) than the ones I had just gotten from the personality-free, hands-off Latina. Suffice it to say that when the morning sun blinded me as I walked out the door 20 minutes later, I was a very happy man indeed.

I'm wondering how much different it would be to visit Scarlett's at a different time of day, though I love the idea of being able to wake up and go get a dance before breakfast! I gave this place a 7 overall because my Latina was about a 5 and Sexy was a good solid 9, so I took the average. I'll probably give this place another whirl when I go back to the Miami area.

I'll give this place a 7. In town on business, so I didn't know any of the dancers. It was busy after 11 when I went in. The music is way too loud. At least it's difficult to hear the DJ for the distortion. Lots of girls. Lots of enhancements. Not a lot of friction. One girl "bambi" I think. It's very hard to hear in Scarlett's, offered satisfaction for a half hour in the VIP. But, I didn't take her up on it. She seemed like a scammer. Got a couple of LDs from a blonde with a nice rack. Don't remember her name, but she's is worth the LD fee and a nice tip. Lots of two way contact.

went to this club abt a month back. dacners were mostly 7-9. but i did not like the attitude of most of them. i waited for almost an hour but no one approached me. finally, a gorgeous black lady approached me and we started talking. went for a ld with her. she was awesome. great contact. had a couple dances with her and was satisfied.
btw, the music was VERY loud.
if you are in the area, and have nothing else to do, go for it. but beware of the dancers' attitude

Was in Miami on business and ventured up to Scarlett's for a trip down memory lane. I have had good times in the past. This trip was no different. Since it has been a while, I recognized no one other than a dancer from Ybor Strip in Tampa who came down for a few weeks to dance. But I'd been there done her, so to speak, so I sat at the bar and admired the many many attractive women that adorned this club.

Blondes, brunettes, asian, black, white, latina were all represented. Met up with a cute latin girl and spent time and $$'s allowing her to get to know my lap. I cannot remember her stage name as before too long she told me her real name and that she'd been at Scarlett's for only a short time. Had such a good time, I went back the next night and did it all again. Lot's of pretty women and as you all know, finding a young woman who get's it can make any SC experience a very enjoyable one. That was my experience here at Scarlett's.

If you are the budget minded type, this club might be a little discouraging. My only complaint is how loudly the music is played in the main room. It is loud. Of course, that may be just the thing to get guys to go to the lap dance areas...it worked on me--lol.

This club would have scored a perfect, except the music was uncomfortably loud (I mean really loud). Recently in town for a business trip, and had read previous reviews. This place is outstanding!! Five stages, but the 'friction' dances that are offered for $25 per song are conducted in what would be the champagne room at any other club. Private room experience for $25 per song, cannot be beat. Girls ranged from 6 - 10, with a wide variety. Great club. Hope to return soon.

I was traveling on Memorial Day Weekend and stopped in. The place was packed, but there were tons of girls working. The top of the hour procession took almost five minutes and each girl that came out was hotter than the one before.

I had a private dance during the top of the hour special. The price was very reasonable and the contact was amazing. There didn't seem to be too many rules, if you know what I mean. I left the very private room very satisfied. Next time I'm in Florida I will definitely return.

This is the best club in town. PERIOD. 80-100 of the hottest girls in town any night. Great music, great atmosphere. Fun any night till close (6am most nights, 8am Fri and Sat). "Features" every hour, 30bux for 2 friction dances is always great. And the drinks aren't rediculously priced. Whenever friends come to town and want to see some fine ass, this is where I take em. And I spend probably 1 or 2 nights a week besides. Best in South Florida, without a doubt. Go!

The club seemed a little scary in the beginning. It was filled with some pretty rough looking locals and it didn't seem like they "took kindly to strangers".

The Dancers really made up for this. I went in the afternoon and what the girls lacked in looks (mostly 5s - 7s) they made up for it in the dances. YMMV but the girls were very forward and enthusiastic and I had a great time. Like I said, there were some rough fellas in there but after a couple dances by this petite Cuban who said she used to be a gymnast... well, I didn't really notice anyone else in the club anymore!

Stopped in from out of town & was pleasently surprised other than the $10 cover on a tues nite....Girls ranged from low end to a 10...(Malena)...from Romania I think...but she spoke very good english...and had an awfully hard body & gorgeous.....ymmv but she was good but you could tell she was there to make $$$ asap....which was a turnoff.....overall a good experience except the music was too loud & the smoke was out of control.....fyi

Went on a Tuesday evening for the Amatuer contest. About 1/2 looked like true amatuers to me, but it was fun. Had one lap dance from a Romanian girl, she was sweet, but the lap was pretty tame. I then bought 3 lapdances for a pair of female customers. This was incredibly hot, as the customers were even hotter than the dancer. It made my night.

Spent last Saturday and Sunday afternoons in the club and had a great time. Highly recommend Giovanna (sp?) and Kennedy. Had such a great time I plan on returning sooner than I had expected. All in all a great visit.

Went mid-week, fairly early in the evening. Snooze-fest.

Music still too loud for my tastes and can't stand the strobes.

Not many dancers, felt like I was begging to get some attention. Some good lookers, some no thanks.

I must have terrible luck.

ANOTHER CLUB THAT IS HARD TO RATE :((
The day shift rates a 5, but would not be fare to do that for an overall rating. This club rocks at night, especially Fri-Sat night. I would not hesitate to go hear instead of mansion , crow-bar or any of the HardRock clubs. It has great atmosphere and plenty of Bi-curious woman to uggle at.

Other than that there is little to NO mileage in the dance area. Sometimes they may rub you nicely but its rare.
I did have a hottie slide on Mr. Johnson once (yrs ago). Her and her STD's are long gone. I think she gave me somtin :(((

I stopped by Scarletts with a friend around 11pm on a recent Sunday night. We had passes so there was no cover charge for us. We were gretted by a waitress at the door and taken to a table. I was impressed with the quality and number of girls for a Sunday night. There were probably 25 girls working and most ranged from 6-9 in quality. There is a main stage and 2 satellite podiums with dancers. Our waitress was very hot but not pushy when it came to ordering drinks. Bud Lights were $6 each. They were running a special for $100 bottles of liquor which is a bargain for anywhere in South Florida. Most of the girls were not real agressive for dances. We had some approach us but not too many. Dances were $25 each and my friend did get a dance. The dance offered him a 2 for 1 special and he came bacj and said I was just molested so guess you can get pretty good mileage. We left shortly after the dance but I would definitely go back next time im in the area

Went here in the wee hours early Tuesday following Labor Day. Maybe about 15 dancers and the club was pretty busy. The music was very loud and seemed to steer towards hard core rock.

There was no hustle, it actually took quite a bit of time to get a dance from the lady I was eyeing. 25 a piece in the "friction room" and it was full contact.

I might return.

I went to this club on a Tuesday night. There were 15-20 girls working and many of them were very attractive (7+). I didn't see anyone getting laps on the main floor but you could get vip dances for $25.

This club would have rated higher but the ripoff risk was unbelievable. First the cabbie got my change wrong, then the girl who gave me a vip dance, and then the bartender - she gave me change for a $20 after I gave her $100. I caught all of these "mistakes" but my advice is to pay attention!

After visiting Cheetah Hallendale I decided to stop by this place. The atmosphere was a little different than other clubs. The girls were very relaxed and friendly, but they seemed like they were more there to party than to dance. I chatted with a couple of girls and decided to get one dance. It was nothing special. Similar to CHeetah, a good place to chill, but I'd rather go to one of the other nearby clubs for more fun.

Went there a few months ago. Arrived around 9:00pm and the club was dead. There was some girls in the there with their boyfriends and the dancers were paying alot a attention to them. The dancers that were not on stage were standing around talking or not paying any attention to any customers. Had a few dances from one lady and it was an average dance. The girls were attactive though. Probably will not go back again.

Scarlet’s is an example of a club that has clearly spent a great deal of time and money on its interior, and especially its sound and light system, but they should’ve spent the effort on its policies instead. The music is simply too loud, and the lighting is only irritating. Neither is designed for the patron. Numerous really bright strobe and rotating lights in or near the middle of the stage only blind the patrons and don’t illuminate the dancers, who remain mostly in the dark. The stage is too big, and the dancers spend most of their time too far away. The night I was there, they also spent most of their time collecting tips from people sitting at the stage and not dancing. Indeed, there were a lot of girls there, but most were just hanging around at the bar, waiting for their turn to collect tips for doing nothing. They really needed more than one girl on stage at a time, and they really needed to be dancing.

So if you want a light show, go to Scarlet’s. But if you want to see naked women dancing erotically, go to Tootsie’s.

I give the club an overall 8. I've been here several times and once with my girlfriend. This place is notorious to the local non-scumbags as a "Couples Club". It's open very late and when the clubs in Broward County close down at 2AM and 4AM, this is the next logical hop. It almost has the tone of being an "afterhours" club.

The club itself is not your "normal stripclub". It's like a normal club (like Mansion, Mynt, Space), but it has naked strippers dancing around. The music is great and there is a lot of action everywhere. The place is huge and many strippers go here as patrons, too.

It's a great place to take your girlfriend/wife. The energy is good, it's classy enough not to turn your girl off and it's fun.

You can't miss the club. It's on the SW corner of Interstate 95 and Hallandale. Park in valet, it's much easier. Don't be a cheapass.

The breakdown on girls goes like this: 15% are 9's and 10's. 55% are 7's and 8's. The remaining 30% are 6's and below and not worthy of your money.... unless you like uglies. The girls are not pushy, although they sometimes ask for dances... a simple "No Thank You" is well received here.

As far as mileage is concerned; don't go here looking for any extracurricular action. It's strictly by the book; even in the VIP rooms. I spent over $6K there one night for a VIP room upstairs with a buddy of mine. The room was about 500 sq feet; huge! We had 3 girls and a massage girl all night long. Although I had a great time (from what I recall) and when I left at 5AM on a Tuesday morning, I started feeling that buyer's remorse. But even with spending all that cash and time, and myself and my buddy being attractive unlike normal stripclub male patrons, we didn't get much more than good friction. Of course, this was with 3 of the girls within the upper 15% of the hottie chart; so they don't have to "work for it." Maybe if you get an ugly, you'll get more mileage.

I don't like going to this place unless I'm going with my girl. If I'm with the guys, I'll go elsewhere where it's more comfortable and cozy. But, try this place at least once. No matter what, you won't be disappointed.

Went there on a Wednesday night around 11 pm. The website sums it up - full liquor, full nudity, full friction. The girls were gorgeous and just a pleasure to be around. Not at all pushy and still a lot of fun. Definitely will be returning here everytime I am in town.

After no luck at Cheetah, I headed here. I arrived around 12:30 AM on a Monday morning. The place was about 1/2 full. There was a good selection of dancers. Definitely higher quality than Cheetah, with a couple of 7's and maybe an 8. Cover was $10, but self-parking was free (compared to Cheetah's $2).

After ordering a water ($5) and taking a look around I was approached by a hot Colombian named Andrea, for a 2-1. Or, 2-for-$30 as she proposed to me. Unfortunately, I guess I really didn't have the whole thing figured out correctly as it turns out that she had to go on stage during the 2-for-1 so I ignored all the other gals (who parade through the club) only to not get my dance deal.

Then following here stage dance she proposed the private rooms in the back at $25 a dance. (When I asked about the 2-for-1 she told me that deal had already passed. The whole thing lost her points in my opinion.) That being said, the private dances were reasonably high mileage. Some mutual touching was allowed, but I never tried for the kitty. I opted to pass on the $100 private room for an hour deal which she said would be even better. Two dances was enough for me. Would definitely choose this place again over Cheetah. Interior was much nicer and layout slightly better, IHMO. My water was in a larger bottle for the same price as Cheetah. Dancer quality was higher. Both locations had music that wast too loud.

Staying at the HardRock hotel in Hollywood, FL on a Monday night, was given a recommendation by the conceirge to visit Scarlett's. Took us over in the high roller hotel limo...so I thought "wow, this is going to be nice!". I wanted to go to Tootsie's (since I hadn't been to the new one). Boy, do I wish I had put my foot down to go to Tootsie's.

First off, lack of pure talent. I was told by the waitress (who was one of the hottest girls in the place) that there were 40 girls working the club that night. I counted and counted and could never get more than 18 total. And, of the ones there, I would call maybe 4 of them a solid 8-9. Most were 6's.

Point two..."whats a brutha gotta do to get a private dance?" My buddy and I sat at a table near main stage for nearly an hour before we were even approached by a woman. And it took me actually sticking my arm out to stop a dancer that caught my attention to get her to stop. I promise I didn't have bad breath or anything! Clearly if you didn't pay the big money to get in one of the lounge areas ($300 just to drink), you weren't going to get the attention of the ladies.

Point three...finally got a private dance in the back from Sabine...blond, from Chech Republic. Hot body, BAD body odor...I'm totally not kidding. Very sweet person, and she tried, but she came off sounding like a bad "Natasha" from the "Rocky and Bullwinkle Show". Very little contact...1 way only. But, at least the rooms were nice. Comfortable couches, mostly private...never saw a bouncer.

Point four...all nude on the mainstage for the main show...but when you get in the private/VIP...it's topless only. What's up with that????

Ended the night with pulling a double (two girls in VIP at once)...and just had them give each other lap dances...(it's my thing). One blond from the UK...hot body, great accent...lots of fun!...Her partner in crime was a semi-hot (6) girl from Columbia...let's just say that the UK girls was more into girls than the Latin girl. I find that Latin women tend to be the ones that like other women the least...dunno why. No extras were offered, nor requested.

Overall I'd call the night a yawner...boarderline rip off. Def my first and last time at Scarlett's. It's a shame...it's a beautiful and well done club...with great VIP section. Next time in Lauderdale/Miami, I hear Tootsie's calling my name.

Scarlet's is more like the suburban clubs in NY, without the bouncers that will beat the crap out of you if you touch a girl. The girls were mostly in shape, which seems like a basic requirement, but there were too few of them. Additionally most of them seemed to hang with one guy most of the night so very few were milling around. The first 2 girls that came up to me were both blowing smoke in my face; I know dancers are dancers because they're not rocket scientists, but don't they know that guys that don't smoke don't find smoking attractive? A 3rd one was stroking my bulge and had perfect breasts, so I went back for a feel. Not bad but an uninspired dance. $10 cover and too few girls (Monday night) will keep me from going back.

Note that the system won't let me change my review of cheetah across the street, but a second visit there was much better, with much better looking girls. Given that Cheetah is $5. to get in a cheaper drinks, I'd say its also a 5 and a better buy. Barbie likes a big stick, FYI

After being disappointed at Tootsies, I made the drive up to Scarlett's for the first time. While it was a bit difficult to find at first (it's tucked off in a strip mall where the entrance is not so obvious), once there I had a great time - my experience was what I remembered from the old Tootsies and it is now my first choice for Miami club.

Scarlett's is not perfect. As noted by others, the music is extremely loud and can be annoying. Also the quality of women can be variable. My first night there were only 1 or 2 that got me interested. However the second night, there were so many lookers that I wasted the first 60 minutes trying to narrow down my choices. One thing that was constant was the beauty of the waitresses and bartenders - as a whole, they were unbelievably good-looking and I was wishing some would dance as well.

Besides the above quibbles, the club is great. Every hour they do a parade of the women so you can see everyone who's working, see who might interest you and best of all get 2 dances for $30 versus the normal $25 for one. The private dances are in fairly secluded rooms in the back (similar to what the old Tootsies had in back) and the dances are high contact and very satisfying. 2-way contact is encouraged and some even let you touch what is usually the forbidden zone.

The girls are friendly, although some require effort to get dances from. But in all, not one of the 6 girls I got dances from disappointed. I did have one unusual experience with my final dancer late in the night, who even though I was prepared to go longer, said after 4 dances that she had to leave to get ready to go on stage. Instead she called it a night as I saw her changed and leaving 15 minutes later - guess she had made her target earnings for the night. Oh well, her loss as I had more money to spend.

Still I now rate Scarlett's as my new destination in Miami - great looking girls, private dances and intimate setting.

I might give this place a higher review, but I was there on a recent Saturday evening, and two things struck me. First, annoyingly loud music. I feel stupid complaining about something like that, but I could not hear myself think or order a drink. I had been here a few times, and this was the first time it was like that and I would not return if I thought it would be the same.

Secondly, very few dancers, and nobody really hot. For 9PM on a Saturday, this stuck me as odd. One dancer suggested to me that Tootsies would get the early evening business, but that Scarletts was good later. THis may well be true, I could not stay late to find out. I would have been deaf by then for sure. :)

I like the dance alcoves here...the place has a lot of potential...I would be curious what daytime is like. Its near Tooties and Cheetah Hallandale. All three places warrant visits if you ask me. I had a couple dances, but they were not really memorable.

According to the LOUD dj, this place is open until 8AM now later in the week.

Very nice club. Pretty girls who give high mileage dances. Nice atmosphere and reasonable drinks. My favorite club in South Florida. If you don't want private dances the $1 tips at the stage gets you good mileage with the right lady

Went to Scarlett's tonight for the first time in 3 years. Everything is pretty much the same except now there are dance rooms in the back and the upstairs is now the champagne room. They had a special for 2 songs for $30 and a fishing hat thrown in. A very aggresive girl talked me into it but I must say her dances are way to tame for me. The songs were long but I could not wait for them to end. All she would let me touch was the outer edges of her ass. Honestly, I think I get better mileage out of my Hummer than the girls at Scarlett's. The girls were all attractive in the 7-8 range with a good mix of ethnic groups. No real dogs or cellulite here. There were about 8 girls from the original Tootsie's working here I recognized but I could not get near any of them.

So right after paying the $10 cover, I enter through the open door and walking past me is THE most stunning looking asian girl-uh woman, I believe I have ever seen. She was headed over to the bar and into the masses that frequent this club every weekend night. Despite my very diligent effort, I lost sight of her for a brief moment and then poof, she was gone. Now mind you, the club was packed and any other time I would have been more than impressed with the talent pool I saw in abundance. Beautiful women at every turn. But, wow.. I had to find this asian girl just to assure myself that I had not seen a mirage... Sat at the bar and indulged with a few beers surveying the sights in an effort to spot her. Several girls came my way to chat and normally I'd oblige and enjoy the respite. But my mind and my eyes betrayed me and I am certain I was less than enthusiastic company for them. I kept looking over and around them trying to find my target for the night. But she never reappeared on the floor or if she did, I missed her. The bartender wasn't much help when I made inquiry about her- best I could get was "which asian girl?" Well, I only saw one the whole night and since I didn't have a name we just went in circles. Invested about an hour of my time rubber necking but to no avail. We all know that most of what you see and hear in a strip club, particularly if you are an unknown, is anything but real. So, I'm thinking maybe I did see a mirage. But what an oasis it was....

Overall, great talent and a pleasant, low key atmosphere. Got three dances from Alyssa, nice augmented DDs that still look almost natural, very high mileage. Very sweet, very pretty. May go back for more in the near future...

Been here before, but not in the dayshift...

next time I come back its going to be in the night... much better looking women.

drinks were not too expensive though, so might be good to go here after work if there is traffic (like I did this time)

Only stayed like 45 minutes and left... night shift is great though...

Scarlett's. You have to admit...this is one of the top clubs in the country. First...the girls continue to be spectacular. Average of 8, with a few 9's and one girl who was a solid 10. And the 10 (Cristina) just rocked everyone's world. She was just stunning. Hopefully she will be there on the next visit.
Anyway..The best thing about Scarlett's is the 2 for 1 on the hour every hour. It is a great promotion.
Now....Tootsie's...which is 5 minutes away...is also a great option. But in my mind - Scarlett's wins out for overall better talent and i personally think better lap dances.

this place was fcking packed on the late sat night I went. girls must rake in a lot of money here from these pathetic fl fcks who blow their entire paycheck on laps. impossible to get a lap here w/high mileage. the girls don't even have to try and keep a regular because there are so many fckers to hustle.

Mixed bag here - there are quite a few really hot latin girls at this place who know how to work their backs, but there are also lots of uglies trolling the place. Just takes time to find the right girl - weekends are best.

Came here on a reccomendation and the positive reviews. It was terrible. Was there about 5 minutes and knew I was wasting my time.

Complaint #1: I saw 2 dancers. Sure it was a Sunday evening at 9 so not exactly peak hours but the place was dead. The dancers rated a 5-6. Not exactly where I want to hang out considering the following complaints.

Complaint #2: Loud music, hurt my ears. The bass was way too high and could feel it in my stomach.

Complaint #3: Strobe lights. In the appoximate 2 songs I was there the entire sent was comprised of strobe lights. It made me sick to my stomach.

Easily the worst strip club experience I have ever had.

There is no question - Scarlett's is the best club in Miami. On two recent midweek evenings, we went to both Tootsie's (always rated in the top 5 on TUSCL) and Scarlett's. Although Tootsie's has a higher quantity of girls and is without question a great club, it just does not stack up to Scarlett's. The girls at Scarlett's were very attractive and definitely very personable. As well, there is virtually no pressure, except when the girls come out on the hour every hour for the 2 for 1 dance special.
Besides being beautiful, the girls were just great all around to hang out with, etc.
I would definitely recommend Scarlett's - although the fact that Scarlett's and Tootsie's are just a few minutes away - why not check out both.


Stopped in on a weekday afternoon around 3:00. Looked like only three dancers working. All were in the 6-7 range. Very nice club. Looks like some money was put into this place as the nterior is very nice looking. Sound system is good also, loud enough but not deafening. Had heard good things from others about this place, but didn't see too much on this visit. Maybe I need to try it at night. Looks like it has a lot of potential thugh.

Damn near gave this a ten, but still searching for perfect.

Fairly large club with lots of seating at tables and at stage, or you can sit at the bar or VIP area. The VIP area was just a roped off spot to the left as you walked in, not sure what it really buys you, there are private rooms upstairs that are fairly pricey (think i was quoted $400).

Was there on a Friday night about 9:30PM or so and the club was half full, by 11PM it was easily SRO. Lap dances are $25 but every hour at the top of the hour they do a showcase and all the ladies walk aroiund the club with a hat or a tshirt and then they run a two dances for $30 special.

YMMV on the dances, but the majority dont mind if you touch their breasts, kitty is off limits.

What I love about this club is the wide variety of ladies, I think their were close to 50 or so working that night, white, black, spanish, you name it, they worked it. I saw only 7 to 9s there, no ugly dancers.

Definately would go back there my next trip to So Florida

great club!!!

not used to South Florida, so Im just looking around still..

anyways, lots of great looking dancers, nice arrangement.

the club was crowded, but I got a place to seat easily... lots of guys with their girlfriends, so if you wanna take yor girlfriend this could be the place... went on a friday night, so at all times there were at least 5 girls dancing in different stages...

got a dance, 25 dollars in a back area... great dance from a beatiful blonde girl....

cover was 10 bucks, drinks were either 7, or 8 bucks.... depending on if I tipped on the last drink or not (heh)

anyways, nice club, great dancers nice music...Ill be back...

Might have trouble finding this place...its around back of a small commercial area. Kindof a posh interior. Very hot girls, even if they are a bit cold. Dances done in private booths downstairs, and are pretty interactive. This is kindof a strange place...I like it and the dancers are often quite beautiful...but it does not come across as very friendly overall. I have only been (late) at night, and had a decent time, am curious about daytime.

It seems as though this club is always packed. Alot of good looking girls on stage(7-9). I really didn't like the atmosphere of the club. Too much going on. I was duped into taking 2 girls in the back(25 each). Won't be doing that again. Back room was very secluded.

This was the last stop on our tour of clubs for my friends bachelor party. The club was recomended by our limo driver, and let me tell you it was a great recomendation. The girls were all great looking and were mostly 7.5 to 10's. There were so many different girls that getting a lap or VIP dance was not a problem. They even ran a special every hour with 2 for $30 dances and you also got a free shirt. Overall this is one of the best clubs that I have ever been to, and the next time I am in south Florida I will definately return. Also the 2 best dancers there were Julia (hot latin girl ) and Amy a hot and fun blond (probably one of the best at giving private dances in the industry).

Was here last week at 10PM. Good selection of girls, place was busy. Lots of 8's and 9's. Didn't get the best vibe like I usually do here. Girls were hustlin hard for lap dances and tips. I usually have a better time here but I will still go again.

First time visit. Weeknight, kindof late. Although this place can come across a bit on the cold and distant side, there were some very attractive dancers, with quite decent 2/$30 dances on the hour , and $25 otherwise. The dance alcoves are quite and private, but I don't think extras happen here, but I didn't try either. The signs claim its a good couples club, and I suspect that is probably true...I think they cater to couples nicely. I was able to touch breasts during dances the topless lap dances. But it seemed a bit clinical to me overall.

One of the best clubs in South Fla. in my opinion. It has something for everyone. During the day, it is very laid back and they play mostly rock (which I like). Girls, bartenders and waitresses are very cool and I enjoy spending time here during the afternoon. At night, a whole different story. Loud dance music, tons of girls and total party atmosphere. It all depends on your mood as to when you should arrive. You can definitely find a beautiful girl at any time of the day to dance for you. My milage has been varied, but if you find the right girl it can be very very good. They have drink specials during the day and dance specials all day at the top of the hour. My favorite club so far.

This is one of my favorite clubs. Hot-hot girls and a laid back vibe. Lap dance areas are private, spacious and comfortable. Place is fun and gets going around 10 on weekends. Just an all around fun time.

This club had the best looking dancers of all the South Florida clubs I went to on my recent trip (Tootsie's, Cheetah II/III, and Scarlett's), and the place was packed, but the atmosphere left me cold; it was like I was in a dance club more than a strip club. I didn't stay long enough to check out the friction dances.

On a recent visit to Miami/Ft.Lauderdale, I found myself at Scarlett's. Still not sure how that happened but that's a whole nother story. Cover is $10 at the door. Club is large and spacious. There is a vip bar area on the main floor where "vip's" can hang out separate and apart from the "masses". The music is loud....very loud so conversation is not easy(ok so maybe that is not a big problem--ha). And then there are the girls-- Very strong talent pool. Lot's of quality women and several in the outstanding category. Laps are $25 per song and are done in area that is semi-private. There is a champagne room area upstairs that is available for those that enjoy spending serious cash for a little attention. I was told that cameras are everywhere- dance areas, vip and champagne rooms. Overall, I found the girls to be pleasant and attractive. The full liquor bar is reasonably priced and the bartenders were all very personable. All in all, I enjoyed this one.

One of my favorite places to work. I love Scarlett's. After going all over the place dancing, I have to give Scarlett's a 10. Good girls, good management, specials and the vip speciality drink list is the greatest. You guys rock!!!!

I'm pretty sure this is the club I'm thinking of....right off of 95 at Hallandale Beach Blvd?
The layout of this club is nice in that it's large and you can see everything from pretty much anywhere. A large center stage w/2 girls dancing, 2 platforms off to the side w/2 girls, a VIP area (not too expensive) with its own rotation and sometimes a girl at the bar. LOTS of women, this might be one of the most poppin spots in SoFla right now.
The music sucks in that it's all techno, but the girls tend to be knockouts.
Allowed touching varies, but I've never heard of any loads blown outside the pants.
HOT GIRLS

Stopped in early on a Tuesday night (2/3) Paid a $10. cover. Only 5 or 6 patrons inside. The club is very well decorated inside with the latest in lighting and visual effects. Very plush seating and attentive servers. One large stage with a couple of smaller satellite platforms. Only the main stage was in use while I was there. Was led by one dancer to the private area out back which was more like a maze that a private dance area. Lots of mirrors and diamond plate. Each private booth had a monitor in it hooked to the latest Penthouse videos. The dancer charged me $25 for one dance that had lots of contact. Went back to the main floor where the DJ announced a 2 for 1 special. I was again led through the maze this time by Hannah who was a very attractive blonde with a healthy set of enhanced breasts. Gave me two wonderful dances for $30 and then sat with me for a while talking about the club and school. I left very satisfied with her performance. Most of the dancers I saw were 7's & 8's. All appeared to be very classy. The only draw back was the music. It was too dam loud. I left after an hour because I got a headache from the music. It would be a great place if only they turned down the volume. Easy to get to on and off of I-95 and the mens room was clean with an attendant on duty. I'll stop in again when I'm in the area but this time with ear plugs. NOTE: Club may actually be located in HALLANDALE