the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

There are few things that a strip club can do to really piss me off, but thios place did. After leaving Shark's, I decided to try Topic, even though, from the reviews, I excluded it from my evenings itinerary, since it's so close. I walked in the entrance from which the club is not visible and when they asked for a $10 cover, I did an about face when the manager said, "OK, just for you $5". I asked how many dancers were working, he told me 15, and every one of them is half the age of the dancers at Shark's, so WTF I took the bait. I did say that he should give me back a dollar for every dancer under 15. He laughed it off. I should have turned around then or when the automatic door opened, and it looked like an empty cave inside.

But foolishly, I continued on. Inside there were 3 customers, a bar maid and two other women, only one of which I could identify only one as a dancer, the other seemed to have on street clothes. I left in a huff, to see if I could get back the cover.

The door attendant was the one to take the $5, the manager, by the name of Chris was sitting off to the side side. Not surprisingly, when I got to the entrance demanding $13, Chris was no where to be found. The attendant paged him, but he was hiding deep inside the bowels of the building.

After calming down, I left assuming some 380 pound bouncer would show up to repay me in a way I didn't want to be repaid. Perhaps there should be a way to give a club a negative rating.

This club was a real dissapointment when me and my wife went to this club the Saturday over labor day weekend. We went to this club around 9:30 and there were 4 other customers and about 10 girls working. The girls ranged from scarey to decent as far as looks. However, it appeared that all of the girls did not want to be there and it showed. After 30 minutes we decided to leave and go to Molly Brown's (Highly reccomended). Also it should be known that they charge a $10.00 cover for both men and women and they collect the cover charge before you can even see into this club. Be warned that this club sucked and I will never retun again.

Overall this was a good club. There were about 12-15 girls working and most were in the 6-8 range. The club was fairly dead on a saturday nignt and there were less than 10 other customers until about 11:00. However, most of the girls did not ask about going to the VIP, instead many sat around talking with each other. Although, I did have my wife with me so they may have been intimidated. With that being said we did manage to ge some excellent VIP dances with two hot blonds (at different times) thet were easily 8-9's. The contact was great and the girls made sure that touching was ok for both me and my wife. Overall the experience was a very good one. The main reason that the club did not score higher was the lack of girls offering VIP dances. We will most likely go back to this club.

I went to Club Topic on Tuesday night. About 15-20 girls working. At most there were 10 guys in the club.
There were 6 girls hanging around the stage that were very friendly.
A soda was $3. Wristband for VIP dances was $10 and the dances are $20.
I got great dances from Sunshine and Amy. Had a great time!

I decided to try here last. They have several rear-projection video screens going behind the stage dancers which was kinda strange but ok. The girs were a little better than the other two clubs. One even chatted with me for about 30 minutes and never asked for a drink and dance or anything. But I was there for LDs so I decided to leave. The girls on stage weren’t going nude even though the sign out front said so. (A few were flashing the kitty to take tips but that’s all.) So I hit the pisser and started to leave when a tite little thing caught my eye so I sat down and talked with her a while. She was very pretty and nice and she asked if I would get a dance from her. Before answering I asked about the full nude thing. She said she thought the novelty had worn off and she thought the girls were forgetting to go nude (yeah right). She said she would do a nude LD so I said okay. They make you buy the $10 wrist band and then its $20 per song all night, just like Lollipops. And its the same rules as the other places, “just don’t pet the kitty.” She gave a really good dance but left her thong on so I said “hey you said nude” about 1/2 way through the first one. She started teasing and flashing and said she usually didn’t go nude until the 2nd dance and I said that wasn’t what she told me before. The first song winding down about then and she nervously took off her thong. Now she was fully nude and I said ok to two more songs. They were really great, but the bouncer kept looking in on us. When were done she started to get dressed and told me it was the first time she had done a nude LD and she thanked me for being so nice. (I didn’t know I was.) She also apologized that the bouncer kept looking in and said she could tell he was doing it because he couldn’t believe she was really naked and probably kept checking because he couldn't believe it. (So why didn’t he just buy his own damn nude lap dance from her?) But she was really sweet and nice and said all kinds of nice things to me and encouraged me to play with her nips a little as we chatted after just because I told her how nice they were. I wish I’d had more time and $$$ to spend on her.

I’m definitely going back here.


Started the night at the Pony, and decided to come here. We should have just skipped the Pony. (I used to love it, but it stinks now.) There were at least five very attractive dancers on stage. Two girls were doing a very sexy dance together. Quality of VIP dances vary among the dancers. My buddy got a lousy one from a hot one. I got some super dances from another and from what I could see, the other girls were very good, too.

One downside was this obnoxious dancer who claimed to be a businesswoman. She wanted to give us a free table dance, but we said no because they just announced that you would get two free dances if you bought a shirt. She claimed it was just a totally free dance for advertisement. We didn't really want to see her dance and didn't believe that there's such a thing as free dance in a strip club. (We may be wrong.) So she kept cursing at us and said she'd never been turned down. She refused to go away saying we were causing a scene by sitting quietly. She then gave some other guys a free dance to "rub it in." No harm done to us. She wasn't attractive.

The other negative was the bouncer at the VIP. He tried to cheat on dances, but the dancer told him that he was too slow in getting us in. He tried it twice. The second time he came back and told the girl to start dancing with only 30 seconds left. Obviously, he doesn't have the control he thinks he does.

I'll be back next time. If they go down, then it's off to Molly Browns.

Stopped by on Saturday night about a week ago. This is a medium size club and not fancy but the dancers seemed friendly.
The stage shows were good with lots of interaction between dancers and customers. There is a $10 charge to go to the VIP room with a dancer. Limited privacy in the VIP.
A young dancer, Brittany, from Washington State via Buffalo was the only one to stop by my table and talk. I didn't get a dance then but later I moved to stage for her dance and that convinced me that I should have a VIP dance. I do recommend Brittany.
The club charges the dancers $3 for each dance in the VIP room. Dances are $20 each but some dancers may negotiate on multiple dances.


Katie goes to this club on vacation when not at fantasy's in utica ny she is an awsome dancer she just moves great i follow her every where I go I just love the way she moves she keeps the party going her dances in the vip room are great if you want to see her she will be down there Feb 14-20. for race week. ATTention all racers this is the girl for your race she's fast and fun.Enjoy love ya katie.

There's a main stage in this club with lots of tables. There were about 10 girls working on a Saturday night, but most were sitting around the stage. Got VIP from two different girls. The first girl was a little chubby and couldn't dance. She just grinded on me. The other girl was a cute skinny blonde who was very sensual. I got another dance from her. The VIP area looked pretty big with couches and dividers. Not totally private, but the bouncer never came by.