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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

I was shocked, actually, at the talent in this place on a Tuesday evening at 1:00. When I first entered it seemed the talent was best described as flabby and poorly equipped. 20 minutes later, however, the beauties began emerging from the closed doors at the periphery of the main room.

I met Cloey, a curvy, fun, long haired beauty who deserves any guys attention. Bright, happy, eyes, a figure to die for, long flowing hair, and an attitude which is infectious and pleasant in a 100 different ways.

I will return, and recommend it highly.

Went to Oz for the first time on Monday night around 10:00pm. Place had about 10 guys, and as many dancers if not more. I sat at the bar and got a beer from a bartender that acted like the place was totally busy, which it wasn't. They also had a bathroom attendant, which always rates highly in my book. I was approached by this gorgeous black woman by the stripper name of "Lovely". She offered me a dance for $20. The lap dance area is not private, which was a downer for me.

She said we could be more private in the VIP section at $40/song, so I went for it. The pasties came off, and so did my shirt. I rubbed her kitty very frequently through her thong, which she seemed to encourage. She did not press me at any time to stay or spend more, nor did she ask for a tip at the end, which was a pleasant surprise. Did I mention she was gorgeous with a knockout body? All the women in there that night were 7-9, in my opinion. The girl at the cashier's desk is probably one of the most adorable I have seen in a long time. If I had more time/money I would go back.

OZ is easy to spot as you are coming north from St. Petersburg on US Hwy 19, because they have a big, bold, brightly lit sign. There is no cover charge from 12noon til 7pm. After 7pm, the cover is $8.

They pitch themselves as a "Ladies & Gentleman's Club." The biggest disappointment at this club is that the girls do not get naked. They wear pasties on their nipples, and the bottoms never come off, not even for a peek-a-boo flash. That is why this place did not appeal to me. I love to look at pussy. Across the bay (in Tampa), there are many nude clubs, which is what I prefer.

On Thursday nights, OZ has what they call "Overflow Thursdays." Anyone who works in the "Industry" (strippers, bartenders, etc), gets a special price on their drinks ($3 drinks all nite long). My question is = Hey! What about the rest of us schmucks??

I was there on a Wednesday nite (15 Aug), and things were very slow. I wish I could have been at OZ on Saturday 18 August. A group called Kottonmouth Kings performed a concert that nite, and then they went to OZ for the Official After-party!! The club management offered drink specials, as well as prizes and give-aways.

Anyway, the bottom line is this = some of the girls were nice to look at, but if you prefer nudity and hi mileage, then OZ is probably not for you. Instead, go to Tampa (Mons Venus on Dale Mabry // Seven Seas on Kennedy), or Pasco County (Exstasy).

Oh, one last thing...the Manager is a guy named Kyle Locke. He is very interested in getting feedback from his customers. You can call him on his cell (727-637-7467), or email him at: oz_kyle@yahoo.com

He also has a website at: http://www.myspace.com/oz_kyle


This place has a good reputation, but tonight, a Wednesday from 10-11:00, it was not up to the standard I was led to expect. Probably 12 women, none of them even a 7--except for the waitress, of course!--plenty of mixed races, but marginal on many levels tonight. I felt the club was nice looking, but the women were not.

For me there was no point in any form of dance, as the other places have far better looking women and they are nude. I am not sure if the dancer I chatted with was accurate about the place getting busy after 12:00 midnight, but it could only have gotten better than it was tonight.

I would go back, but on a weekend.

I'll start by admitting my bias: I just returned from two weeks in Rio, so anything here in the States is going to seem tame.

But the girls here actually wear PASTIES over their nipples. Give me a break!

There is some serious eye candy, no doubt. But they charge $20 for one dance in a VIP room. It is in an open room surrounded by others having their own dance. The girls do not remove one stitch of their outfits.

Nothing. Nada!

I was told that for $40 for one song (or $180 for half an hour), we could go to a private room where "more" comes off. Not all, just "more."

Well more than nothing could be one thing. The girls would not be any more specific than that, so I passed.

When I asked if there was ay two-way action I was met with blank stairs. I don't think the thought has ever occurred to them.

I don't mind aggressive girls, but I got sick of hearing their standard line, "just give me a try." Finally I asked if I tried them and it didn't do anything for me, would that mean I didn't have to pay?

Fat chance. "Just give me a try" means "just give me your money."

Two points because they have some hot girls. But I won't ever be back.

This club is at the top of the list for area clubs. I was there yesterday and there were close to 20 girls there at happy hour time.

Many were very hot with 2 from Venezuela my favorites. They have a 2 for 1 dance special which includes a hat or t-shirt. You really can't beat it, 2 for 1 beers and 2 for 1 dances with hot woman.

I've only been there a couple of times at night but I'be heard that there are some real hotties later at night.

I highly recommend

I attended this club on April 7th. It as pretty full. Cute Girls... Nice Crowd!! The men were great. Bartenders were friendly.. Atmosphre was laid back.. Once girl climbed the pole like a sider... OOO La La.. I will definitely be going back and I am a female.

Enjoyed my time here - good variety of music, low pressure; dancers for the most part will circulate around and talk to you. Some will sit and chat. Did not feel pressured to buy dances or drinks for the dancers - good variety of girls and music. Downside was the pasties and bottoms. Some law about no nudity with alcohol. Felt like an old time hangout/neighbourhood bar, but with good eye candy. Would go back to visit again

Had a mainstage with the feature for 2 or 3 songs and a smaller circular stage off to the back where a second dancer would also be performing. Bar was an 'island' near the back wall. There were couches and bar stools behind the bar away from the stage - did not seem to be a VIP area but was a more private than the general seating in front of the bar. I would assume that ymmv in this area.

HTH - enjoy