October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285
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Strip Clubs in London, England

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# Club Info Reviews Last Review Rating Trend Club Type
1.LA Confidential
+44 20 85676733
1 High St
London, England W5 5DB
VIP Only.   Join NowNude
2.Route 66
+44 (0) 20 8965 7699
28 Abbey Road
London, England NW10 7SB
Nude
3.Secrets 1 Hammersmith
020 8563 7974
62 Glenthorne Road
London, England W6 0LR
Nude
4.Sophisticats
020 7224 4488
28 Marylebone Lane
London, England W1U 2DR
108/16/08Nude
5.Rififi Gentlemens Club
020 7493 8329
15a Hay Hill
London, England W1J 8NX
Hostess Club
6.Gaslight Club
+44 (0)20 7930 8050
4 Duke of York Street
London, England
Hostess Club
7.Spearmint Rhino
020 72094488
161 Tottenham Court Rd
London, England W1T 7NN
Nude
8.Boulevard Strip Tease
020 7734 5103
7-12 Walkers Ct
London, England W1F 0ED
301/28/08Nude
9.The Windmill
02074393558
Great Windmill Street
London, England
111/08/07Nude
10.Sunset Strip
020 74377229
30a Dean St
London, England W1D 3SA
110/24/07Nude
11.Stringfellows
020 72405534
16-19 Upper St. Martin's La,
London, England WC2H 9EF
Topless
12.The Griffin
125 Clerkenwell Road, EC1
London, England
101/15/08Nude
13.Secrets 3 Holborn
020 7242 6266
3 Grays Inn Road
London, England WC1X 8HG
Nude
14.Venus Table Dance Club
020 7242 1571
29/35 Farringdon Road
London, England EC1M 3JB
201/11/08Nude
15.Spearmint Rhino
0175-368-0011
Colnbrook By-Pass
Heathrow, England SL3 0EH
Nude
16.Browns
02077394653
Shorditch High Street
London, England
412/31/07Nude
17.White Horse
64 Shoreditch High Street
London, England
101/13/08Nude
18.Rainbow Sports Bar
020 7739 2959
72 Shoreditch High St
London, England E1 6JJ
111/30/07Nude
19.Ye Olde Axe
020 77295137
69 Hackney Road
London, England E2 8ET
Nude
20.Club Oops
0207 481 8288
30 Alie Street
London, England E1 82A
111/20/07Nude
21.Club Composure
01923 656 321
9 Market Street
Watford, England WD18 0PA
102/24/08Nude
22.Metropolis
+44 (0)20 898 02917
234 Cambridge Heath road
London, England
Nude
23.Honey Pot Club
01628 620 870
81 Queen Street
Maidenhead, England SL6 1LT
Nude
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This club is now called Route 66. It's a large venue near Wembley stadium with a seperate pub bar at the front. The club part only opens at 8pm and is a standard , plush, slightly old fashioned private dance club with a VIP room etc. Ok if you are in the area but not worth going from Central London to.

The girls were amazingly gorgeous almost all of them. Very nice to talk to, and not at all pushy for dances. Bought a few dances from different dancers, all were air dances. Didn't try the VIP.

There was a continous stage show going on, where all the girls did three songs each. Fully dressed during the first, topless during the second, and nude within the end of the third song. No one was at the tipping rail, and from what I saw, none of the girls made any money on their stage shows, even though many customers were clearly just watching the stage, just not up close.

All in all I had a good time, though I spent a little more than planned.

Don't bother going here in the daytime. I made this mistake, parted with my £10, and was greeted by an empty club (its the size of an aircraft hanger) and 2 girls. Why do they even bother opening ?

Evenings can be great, if expensive here, but the dances are pure 100% air, with regular visits from the otherwise underemployed security goons.

Not a lot to add to the reviews above. Spearmint is a great looking club and large for London. The girls are mainly good looking but pay high house fees so the hustle is non stop. In the early days there was a lot of contact in private dances but these days after a Police undercover operation they have to be careful. Drink is very expensive , the ATM costs £10 to use, and there is a bog troll to tip.

Went there with some friends recently for a 21st party. There were loads of beautiful women but thought the drink prices were rather expensive. Overall it was a good night and would definately return.

Perhaps I'm jaded by the clubs in the US, but this place is kind of like a Playboy magazine, very pretty, but without much substance.

The decor is top notch and the girls are very pretty. £15 to get in and £5 for a bottled beer is a bit steep considering that you can get a right nice pint of ale anywhere in town for about £2. Paying £5 for the bottled stuff was annoying.

Private dances are £20 for full nude and £10 for topless but to say they are air dances is an understatement. The closest they get is about 2 feet and it's dark to boot so there's not even much to enjoy from a viewing standpoint.

All in all, a tourist spot where you can to to look at very pretty women, just don't waste your £ on the private dances if you've been spoiled by Tampa....

Cheers.

One of the most killjoy of places. There is such potential, as the girls are very charming when they allow themselves to be. However, the security and rules make it one of the more antiseptic lap dance emporiums ever experienced. The experience isn't naughty or nasty, or dirty... or even sexy. Everyone is going through the motions pretending that being in lingerie in a nightclub and dancing semi-suggestively is fun or sexy... but there's not any joy in it.... It's just business, really.

For what the average business type spends for a night here, one could easily fly to Amsterdam and enjoy several more enthusiastic dances and more. It's more of a scene than a club.

The UK headquarters for the Rhino is a huge, plush place. However because of its notoriety, ithe club has to be seen to be beyond reproach - so the quality of dances you are going to get is not that high. Also, expect a very high security presence. If you know this before you go the you might have a good time. There is a great mixture of girls some real lookers, some you wonder why. The dances take place in a private room, closely watched by security again! If you go on a week night, the girls will spend some time talking to you. I had a nice chat with a lovely French poppet (and a few dances of course). The drinks are incredibly over-priced in London as usual.

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