the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

I visited this club about a year ago and I was unimpressed. I arrived on a weeknight and there were only a few dances in the club. None of the girls who went on stage seemed interested in being there or in earning tips. Most of them sat on the edge of the stage talking to each other. I had a nice conversation with the only attractive girl there. We chatted for a bit then she was called up on stage. Same thing from her as well. When she came back I was no longer in the mood for a dance.

The service at the bar was quick since there were only a few customers in the building. The club looked like it had potential. It just needs some interested dancers and a few more clients. I'm not sure I would return there unless there was an amazing review or change in ownership.

I've stopped here a few times over the past few months. The girls are mostly Brazilian and in general, below par. Every once in a while you find one who is cute and fun, however. There used to be a very hot little redhead named Casey here, but haven't seen her in quite some time. Currently the only reason to show up is the blond Brazilian, Samantha. A lot of fun and down-to-earth. (Afternoons)

But mostly it's a quiet place for a drink or two.



I had bad things to say about Kahoots, formerly my favorite club, two years ago, and hadn't been back since. But I was passing by Saturday night and figured, what the hell; maybe it's changed. The sparsely occupied parking lot at 8:30 on a weekend should have tipped me off. In their favor: 6 dancers visible, 1 or 2 on stage at a time, mostly (though not universally) good looking, although some of the waitresses and bartenders could provide serious competition if they wanted. Absolutely the most comfortable chairs around. On the flip side, an empty club, and ridiculous prices for pds. The girls still punch a clock. And it's mostly air or pain-inducing hard grind. Why bother?

I saw that this place was open on Sunday afternoons, so I thought I would kill an hour or so with a beer and a football game, while checking out the female action. Should have stayed home where it was comfortable. One large girl, working alone the whole time I was there. I guess it's tough to get girls to work Sundays. Not many guys there either, so it must not be worth it.

I sought out this club for one reason only... the beautiful petite blonde dancer with a personality as enchanting as her beauty. There were several other dancers present who were easy on the eyes and may have been just what another guy might fancy but my favorite remains the one who is kind, entertaining, neat, dainty, artistic, lovely, loyal. The club itself is just OK, but then, I seek not an architect but an artist.

I've stopped by here about once a week for the last month just for a quick beer. Prior to that I had not been in several years. Back then it was mostly Latina girls and LOUD Latina music. It's much quieter now. Almost no customers in the afternoons. The girls are a mix of mostly 5's and 6's- some Brazilian - and the same girls every time. No one stood out and there doesn't seem to be much going on. Probably not worth returning to for a while.

Girls are average; stage dances are ok, but not much of a view; laps are $30 and used to be better. Why come here when EB is just down the road?

Went to Kahoots last weekend. The place was medium range for drink prices. I danced with 2 girls.
A blond and brunette. They were both good company but the dances did not inspire me much. I would try again with different dancers to look for more contact.

I walked in there after hitting the EB. Just cuz I used to go there a lot. 2 for 1 lapdances on a Saturday night?!
I got a BUd for three bucks. There was like a dozen girls. No stupid time clock. And I'd bang a lot of the wait staff. They made me feel like I was welcome again. THank friggin something. This place might be cool again. I'm going back.

This used to be a good club. Now it is expensive $30 LD vs $20 at EB down the road and the girls are on the clock, charge you full dance for a 1/2 song etc. Won't rush back.

Although this club used to be one of my more regular stops I had not been for six months. I stopped there last week and was somewhat disappointed. The girls are largely new to the club (hardly surprising) and ranged from 4-7's. I had ld's from two both were mostly hands off with a very hard grind - not my preference. This club is still clean and generally not crowded but it is lacking the hands on experiance it used to provide. In general it seems a lot more tame today.

Alas, how the mighty have fallen. Time was when Kahoots/Vernon was among my favorite clubs. Yes, $30 for a dance was more expensive than anyone else, but one got value for the money: the girls were gorgeous, the pressure low, the time generous, the bouncers unobtrusive, and even the food good. Over the last couple of months all that – I stress “all” – has changed. An apparent decline in talent has accompanied a management policy that includes a generally pushy atmosphere out on the floor, the girls punching a clock in the p.d. room, and a reduction in kitchen hours. Not that the last should be a major factor; we don’t go to strip clubs for the food, but it’s one more nail in the coffin. The absolute last straw, as far as I’m concerned, was the sight, more than once, of their new bouncer or lap dance inspector or whatever he thinks he is leering up at the dancer and me from below. I used to be a semi-regular here. No more!

I visited Kahoots yesterday afternoon on my way to New York from New Hampshire. I do not understand Connecticut's no alcohol with nudity rule but I was curious to see how the clubs deal with it so I had a couple of beers there. Let me just say that Kahoots in the afternoon is a tittie bar without tits. There were only three girls working; two were flat and the third was over weight everywhere including in her chest area which is not particularly attractive. The club itself is comfortable and if you seat on the rail you are as close to the girls as you want to be but I wish that there was something better for me to look at. I won't be going back.

I hadn't been there in a while, so I figured I'd check it out again. A few years ago, they had some really hot ladies who gave some really hot dances. Then things slowed down tere, so I drifted away. I went back several months ago, and found that things had changed. The ladies might not have been quite as hot, but 7's & 8's could be found. The nicest thing, though, was the feeling of privacy in the renovated private dance area. Now, though, they've got cameras all over the place, which really kills the feeling of privacy. And in my opinion, that really kills the mood. So until the cameras go, it's probably best to stay away...

Kahoots has dropped from a 10 - would never drive past - to an 8 - might drive past if I wanted to get home.
Most of the girls are still friendly and attractive. August is lovely :) a nice mix of white and latin girls. YMMV by the girl - but I have never left disapointed. The couple of changes that have mad this club drop to an 8 are - private dances are now $30 a song, the girls must punch in and out of a time clock for their dances, and the "bouncer" - a 3 foot tall midget, I kid you not, walks the isle around the private booths. I was there in a Thursday afternoon and must say that I still had an excellent time - thanks again August. No cover before 7 and $4 beers... even if just for a beer with a view its worth a drop in.

Three recent visits, all on Saturday nights, confirm that this club is one of the better one around -- certainly my current favorite. Friendly, low pressure, intelligent and subtle bouncer presence (a dancer told me that she prefers it here because she feels safe), comfortable seating and lighting, decent food, all contribute to the overall positive experience. I especially appreciate a dj who provides a good variety of tunes, played at something less than ear-bleeding volume!

There are plenty of attractive girls on hand, and usually several stunners. Rail dances are up close and generous for a dollar or two. VIP dances, in small but comfortable booths, are generally as good as you'll find in an upscale club in CT. I should mention dancers named Julie and Juliana, who made my last visit especially fun -- but there are a lot of girls, some regulars, some apparently only occasional visitors, who make the drive out to Vernon worthwhile.

30 dollars per song (up from 25 a few months ago) can make an evening's entertainment add up faster than at other clubs, but I've never seen the partial-song scam here. Treat the girls well here and they'll treat you well.

Went here on a rainy Tuesday afternoon. Not many customers, nor for that matter many girls. The place is laid out pretty nicely. Comfortable chairs, nice stage area. Out of the 5 girls I saw, only 2 were worth a dance. I did get a very nice LD from Alta (?). Hispanic lady, probably early 20's. Lots of contact very sensual. At $30 a LD it was actually worth it, although not quite the ultimate fare you get in Bridgeport. After the LD, they were serving wings and subways. That was an unexpected treat as I had worked up an appetite. My own experience would rate this an 8, and the club is comfortable to be in. But judging by the number and quality of ladies I brought the rating down a notch. You also have to work to get there. About 4 miles off the Highway.

Stopped by on a Wednesday night with a buddy as we were passing through town. I had only been here once before a while ago but remembered Memory as a pretty hot blonde. Unfortunately, there were no girls even remotely close to her caliber. The only moderately attractive girl (5.5) gave my buddy a dance, leaving me to fend off the wolves on my own. I broke down and got a dance from one girl (don't recall her name--I am sure I didn't ask) (probably a 4.5). It started off alright but when she got close, I noticed a distinct and unpleasant odor (actually two odors, one from the arm pitts the other from ...). I could go down to the docks and smell that for free, not for $30.

I guess it could have been on off night for the club. However, I do not think that I'll be back too soon.

Still a great club to visit in the afternoon, no cover, no hassle for drinks. But at 30 bucks a dance, you have to choose your dancer more carefully! Try Jen...

Visited this afternoon around 3:30pm to see if the stories about the afternoon girls are true. A small number of guys there hanging out around the stage with about 8 girls that I noticed (and more coming in around 4:00). There is stage dancing to check out the girls before heading back to the lap dance area. Definitely much less attention from the bouncers during the day and allows the girls a little more lattitude if they like you. Had a great couple of dances with Luna. Only bad thing about the club is the dance prices have gone up to $30 (from $25).

Visited this club on 6/7 and was not disappointed. Very good atmostphere, girls nice and not too smoky. There was a big accident on the street outside this night so there was more attention outside than usual so the dancers paid more attention to those who paid attention to them, so it was better for me.I'm an EMT so I see too many accidents and the carnage that ensues. Anyways, I will be back again!


I made a return trip Friday 6/18, and had an enjoyable evening. At 8:00 the club was full but not overcrowded, with at least a dozen girls, many of them gorgeous, in evidence. (They've got several waitresses whom I'd like to see dancing, too.) Pairs of dancers were performing 10-minute sets on stage; that left plenty of time to get acquainted with the customers. Rail dances tended to be lengthy and up close. As others have noted, this club's stage area is one of the most comfortable and well-lit around here.
I had a good PD from Alexia (?) and a really good one from Alison (? -- It's hard for me to remember their stage names sometimes). The latter seemed especially engaged in making me feel like she cared. Yes, we know it's all fantasy, but the dancers to whom I return tend to be the ones whose personalities support the illusion. The PD area is a set of reasonably spacious and comfortable booths, with the music at a low enough volume so that one could converse with the dancer if desired. Bouncer presence was there, but unobtrusive.
As an added bonus, and perhaps contributing to the good-sized crowd, Kahoots was having a free cookout in a fenced-off area out back. Good burgers, chicken, etc.

Girls are 5s-8s. Atmosphere is clean and upscale. The place has been really dead the several times I have been there recently. I had one fabulous lap from a girl name Luna I think but have not seen her back there since.Otherwise dances are tame at best. Other places in the area are much better.

This is one of the best Strip Club experiences that I have had. To me it doesn't get any better. I went on a Saturday at Noon. I had a great lunch with an excellent view. Being only 12 noon there were only three ladies working, but they were hot. One was a perfect 10 in my book (the first one I have ever come across in a strip club) a beautiful young lady of Columbian descent with long dark hair and bright blue eyes, and she gives an excellent hard contact lap dance that you won't soon forget. Then there is Sameri, another beauty of Brazilian descent, who will go wild on you during your lap dance. And then there's Jasmine, beautiful blonde who justed wanted to call me "Daddy":)
No smoking is allowed there, which is fine with me, I can come home without smelly clothes. Very friendly staff, everyone just lets you have a good time, within reason of course, the lap dance booths are monitored by video cameras (but it very dark in that area), and someone occasionally walks by to check on you, just be discreet and respectful and you'll have a great time. They advertise that over 100 girls work there, it not a very large place, it has to get overcrowed some nights. If you're not watching the girls there's a large screen projection TV to watch. Also another reason I like this place is that the restrooms are large, well-lit, and clean, the complete opposite of most clubs I've visited. From I-84 take exit 64, follow SR83 for about 10 miles, the club will be on your right (right beside the Erotic Express)
TO CLUB MANAGEMENT: Thanks for the Interstate billboard, that's what let me know I could have lunch there, and directions to the club.

Hoping to overcome my lack of enthusiasm for my Tolland experience, I headed a few miles down the road to Vernon. It was still fairly early on Saturday evening; the club was not yet crowded, but was filling up. A somewhat better experience here; there were half a dozen girls visible, ranging from one absolute stunner (whose off-stage attenion, alas (for me), seemed to be focused on one lucky customer), down to maybe 6. Someone for every taste -- endowed, tiny, pierced, innocent/intellectual. (No kidding!) I almost hooked up for a private dance with an attractive girl named Rachel who was ending her shift, but a large group comprising a bachelor party turned up, and she was commandeered by the groom-to-be. Under the circumstances, I wasn't about to complain; the poor bastard probably had a lot to explain to his fiancee Sunday morning.

The bachelor party group was sufficiently obnoxious so that other customers, including me, weren't staying long. So I didn't get a p.d. this time, but I've had pleasant encounters here in the past. Since I was last here, about a year ago, Kahoots has redecorated the main dance area, which now seems more comfortable and better lit. I'll be back soon.

my new fave club in ct....clearly the best place between springfield and providence...not so sure about the bridgeport area these days. drinks are reasonable. girls friendly...6s - 8s and 9s. several dancers were first rate and they do seem to want to go private. two privates...milage does vary but i would say this is a place where you can get contact. also, in this day of crappy music in clubs, this place has decent tunes. all in all a nonstressed, friendly and gorgeous way to spend an afternoon or evening that is strongly recommended.

Visited this club on Friday night. It's been about a month since I''ve been here, but I realized again why I do not go on Fridays. There must have been about a half dozen staff members mulling around, including too much patrol in the LD area. There is a new thing they did about 9:00. It was mini $1 lap dances in the main area. All of the girls would circulate around to the guys, about 30-45 sec a piece. For $1, the girl would be in your lap if you chose. Not a bad deal to get a quick sample. They also did a 2-4-1 LD special, but as is standard fare, the songs were not full songs, so only a slight bargain.

As you enter this club, to your immediate right is the area for private dances (individual booths fairly private). The bar is straight ahead and the dance area is to your left. I was there in the mid afternoon. They had 10 girls working and all were good looking. No 10's bot all acceptable. They atmosphere was friendly. I suspect as Kahoots is somewhat out of the way that it is mostly a locals hangout. I had private dances from only one girl and she did an excellent job. My only complaint is that the song length seems short.

One last note I had lunch while I ws there. The burger was very good and not over priced.