the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Even though it says to "be the first to review Rumours" above, I recall previously having done so a year or so ago.
My visit this time was very disappointing, so the ratings, and comments, are based on my earlier experiences.
The place is basically a "biker" bar, with an attached area that has a stage, as well as a couple of pool tables. I've been there several times over the past 3 years, and have never witnessed a disturbance.
I can provide input on several of the "unknown" items above.
Private ld rooms; VIP Room; shower shows: porn stars; DJ; cigar bar; non-smoking are all "no". (Smoke is pretty thick some times).
Pool tables; juke box; lap dances (topless) are all "yes".
Lap dances are done in a corner of the pool table area, partially hidden by a couple of plastic palm trees,on a couple of chairs. Your activity can be seen directly by some of the players on the rear table, although most seem to show no interest. There also does not appear to be a bouncer, at least not one that concerns himself with the ld area goings on. So, YMWV.
I've experienced some friendly interaction at the stage rail (a rectangular stage, with a shelf and chairs all around), and a vatiety of experiences in the ld area. One big advantage of this place is that the music is selected, and paid for, by the dancer from a juke box, so the songs are normal length, not shortened.
I didn't do the ld area this visit, since one of the dancers clearly had had too much to drink, and wasn't all that desirable in the first place, and the other one was more interested in chatting with a "regular" at the bar. There were just 2 dancers, and this was around 11 on a Tuesday night.

What are we talking about people? This place is so bad!!!! I was there about 5 pm and it sucked! 2 girls dancing. 4 to 5’s No one in the bar was even looking at them.

Place is a dive but people are friendly. Not a classy place by any standards.

Beer is cheap, 3 dlls. Didn’t even try dances. Not worth any time! Moving on!!!


Went on a Wednesday afternoon around 2. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer for $3.00. Appeared to be all locals but everyone seemed friendly. Only one girl who was talking to the regulars. No one on stage for a while until the one girl went to dance. Two guys at the rail but dancer devoted most of her time to one of the guys. Another girl came in but I had to leave. Hard for me to form a real opinion but will try another visit. Parking in front is very limited. I parked across street at Burlington Coat Factory.

This place is an as yet relatively unknown gem! Went there Friday evening while in the area, strictly out of curiosity based on the recent reviews on this website. Wouldn't you know it: this was my last evening in town! BTW, it is easy to miss this place, since there only is one small sign out front. But it is directly opposite the large Burlington Coat Factory shopping mall.

This was by far the best strip club experience I've had as far back as I can remember. (No, I'm not referring to high mileage "extras", which you won't get here.) I actually went in for the first time Friday afternoon for a quick look before I had to go to a late afternoon appointment in the area. Seemed pretty dead. After my meeting, I debated on whether to go out to a restaurant for dinner, and then plan my evening's activities from there, or to go back here to sample the food here based on the recent "restaurant review" by Jackjrct. Decided to give it a try. I found it a bit humerous that there are 3 entrances to this place, marked "Dining", "Cocktails" and "Bar". The only useable entrance is through the Bar door, but the other two lead to the same large room. In any case, the menu is rather limited - hamburgers, hot dogs, sandwiches, shrimp, chicken nuggets, and the like. I had a cheeseburger with fries for $5.50, which was pretty good, especially for the money.

The first impression on walking into this club is that it basically is a dive, and is a hangout for bikers. If that bothers you, this is not the place to come. But although somewhat boisterous at times, things never got out of hand, and they enjoyed themselves like everyone else, talking, shooting pool, drinking beer, and occasionally watching the girls.

The ld area is in a corner of the pool table area, and consists of two lounge chairs behind a few bushes. No privacy. The guys playing pool on one table can look directly into the area through the entrance, although most of the time they were more interested in their game. I saw relatively little use of the ld area by other customers, and only once did I notice two ld's occuring at the same time, a situation that I would not want to be party to.

My first dance was with Justice, a dancer from the day shift, and I was rather disappointed. Strict adhearance to the rules. I'm glad that I didn't leave based on that experience alone, and decided to stay to see what the evening shift had to offer. They had 4 dancers: Rebecca, Susie, Maria, and Troy. (I think that they said that they were short one or two dancers). I ended up there all evening almost up to closing time (1:30 AM, I'm told). I have listed them in descending order of my preference. Troy was new to dancing, and was too reserved, so I didn't get a ld from her. I had multiple sessions with Rebecca and Susie, and one two dance session with Maria just before I left, which made me regret that I hadn't tried her before. Rebecca is the youngest of the 3, has the best body, and is happy to share; Susie does the best stage work, and is a little older than Rebecca. She is very friendly, circulates among the patrons at the bar, and is the only one that brought up the topic of ld's being available. Good body, a little smaller and less firm topside, but very sensuous. Maria is relatively underendowed (B's ?), a little droopy, but very permissive. All the bodywork that I saw was strictly natural, - no silicone or other help, a welcome sight. BTW, the above three gave good interaction at the edge of the stage!

I'm not shure when I'll be back in the area again, but will definitly come back here again. BTW, the girls keep all their fees and tips, don't have to pay to work there. The only expense they have is feding the jukebox.

They have made more changes. After cleaning up the inside, they are now working on the outside. They now serve lunches and dinners, which are pretty good. I remember the days when this was call the Classic Ladies and the food was terrible. There is new staff and the girls have finally changed. You still have the same old girls there, but they have added new blood. I stopped going there because everytime I went in Angelina, Lori, etc were there. They have added a third pool table and the girl like to play pool, so you can hang out and play pool with beautiful women...and then see them topless. They are going to pave the parking lot in the spring. Wish more people would stop by. You drive by the place and you won't see signs that they have strippers inside. Must be a Stratford thing or something.

This place gets better and better. Now that the smoke has cleared you can see one end of the club from the other. The girls have improved, getting some nice looking girls in from Keepers. Every now and then an old Rumours girls will show up, but thats far and few. New crop of bar tenders, much nicer then before. Kari is still there, since she's the owners daugther. Happy Hour on Monday through Friday. They have a restuarant license and there are rumours that they will start serving sandwiches and stuff. They have increased the number of pool tables and a new jute box with new music. Come down and check them out.