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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

This is becoming a regular stop for me as it's conveniently located off I-95 which I drive often. As noted before, the quality of the girls has improved dramatically and there is enough variety to satisfy all tastes. The dances are full grind and allow for touching of the breasts, so while not the highest mileage in country, still a satisfying experience. Best time to go is before 7 pm as you can avoid the $30 extra charge for the back room, yet most of the girls have already arrived. Added plus is the friendliest of the bartenders and the multitude of plasma TVs with sports.

Visited Beamers during a trip to Stamford. Generally a nice club, with well lit parking in a transitory neighborhood between Stamford and Greenwich. On the night I was there, a monday, there were probably 35 guys, and about 8 girls, but 30 of the guys were playing pool in a tournament. Beers were reasonable with $4 miller lite pints. Sampled a few dances from a few of Europeans and paid the upgrade fee for the back area (+$30). Dances were $25 per song and were reasonably intimate. Overall not a bad experience, would probably return when back in Stamford, but wouldn't make a special trip for the place.

Been over 6 months since I had been to Beamers. Not much has changed - same layout, extra cover for back room, low-key atmosphere, nice bartenders. Biggest difference is quality of girls - it is way better than before - younger, better-looking, friendlier. Whereas before there might be 2 or 3 that caught your eye, now it's like 90% of them - whoever does the recruiting has done a great job - especially as quality of lap dance remains great - with good grind and touching except around kitty. Hopefully I can find more opportunities to go back to Beamers.

Beamers is still my number one stop on a drive from Boston to New York City. For some reason I am really turned on by Eastern European women, and Beamers always has a fair selection of above average looking Russian or Czech girls. But I always find it best to pay the extra cover to go into the back room, where there is a very different atmosphere from the front room, which is slightly tacky, too bright and not much privacy. The back room is the place to go for what I think are still the best laps in CT. On this night they were not too busy around 8pm, and there were at least three girls at any one time looking for private dances in the back room. The value is not the best, but this is an expensive area of the country.

Visited on a recent Tuesday for first time in a number of months. This still has to be one of the best clubs around. The atmosphere is always great and the lap dances are the best I have ever had for the money. $25 and lots of attention. Saw 10 different dancers while I was there, most in the 8 range. A few new ones since my last visit and had a few LD from Kennedy which were great. Looking forward to next visit.

Hadn't been here for about a year and dropped in the first weekend in April. The talent was not abundant but the girls who were there rated 6-9. I got a nice hands off lap from a dancer who explained that the new policy there was to make the front room laps more restrictive and expensive to drive sales of the back room access VIP cover charge. Guys, Just do one rate and open the club up the way it was 5 years ago and the front of the place won't be empty on a Saturday. Duh!!!! It must be that Stamford is more of a businessman's lunch type scene now than back in the early 90s when Beamers was a cool sign, some benches in a corner, a bar and a dance platform surrounded by cheap nightclub tables and chairs.

I went to Beamers on a wendesday night after 10. Beamers has 2 sections, the main one being when you first walk in which has a $10 door fee. There is a back room that charges an additional $30 to get in. I stayed in the front section, although next time I might try out the back just to see what its like, although the fee seems quite steep.

The main section is quite spacious and clean. There is a bar to your immediate right
, a few pool tables in the center and the main dance stage to your left. There are a few small tables facing the stage with most of the seating around the dance stage. The place was fairly crowded for a wendesday night.

The quality of the girls was definitely on the high side. The girls go back and forth between the 2 sections, naturally giving the back room priority and if theres not much going on there, coming out to the cheap seats to solicit dances. I dont think there was much back there as many seemed to be making rounds through the front. A few girls will approach you for a dance, with some of them their first words being "Do you wanna dance?" but are not at all pushy.

Dances go for $25 and the LD room is to the side of the backroom entrance. There is a doorman watching everything in the LD room and there is a no touch policy. I got 2 dances, and although the girl I went with seemed quite good with rubbing, this is a no mileage LD room. Although the main section was busy the room was empty when I was there and had 1 couple coming in as I was leaving.

I dont know if the back room has higher mileage, or if it would be worth the extra fee, though Id be curious to find out. Overall, I wouldn't give it too high of a rating based on the price. The drinks are also expensive. I would give it higher ratings on the girls as well as overall decor-cleanliness. I will probably return on occasion, but not too often.

I've been here many times in the past but not in recent months since they raised the prices. Despite some negative reviews I decided to try it again and was glad I did. It opens at 3 on weekday afternoons and I arrived a half hour later to find only 2 dancers and 4 customers. But things got busy after 4 and by 5 there were more than a dozen customers and 6-8 dancers. General quality of the girls was medium to excellent, with no real losers. All looked good on stage with their tops off. Laps are unchanged with lots of contact allowed except the kitty and the girls know how to use legs, knees, and breasts to give a good rub (hands not allowed below). Favorite dancers were Layla and Christi, both with fine B cup figures and highly erotic in the dance room. The bouncer sat at the entrance but wasn't a problem. Rating would be higher if laps were private and there was at least a hope of extras.

I tried Beamers yesterday, in the late afternoon. The dancers (with one exception) were slim, young and great looking and offered full topless unlike the brief glimpses at so many other "topless" places. They also could speak English (!) and were cordial although any conversation tended to be brief because they understandably tried to speak to as many customers as possible. Anything below the waist was not shown and, I understand, off limits in the lap dance room. The lap dance room, by the way, is guarded by a bouncer who keeps an eye on everything. I was told that things were more customer friendly at night in the VIP room (admission $10.00 cover plus $30.00 for VIP).

this is a nice place with lots of beautiful women but its a bit overrated. the girls are very nice and don't try to hustle you but not much in a lapdance. lapdance is pretty basic with little touching and no extras offered. don't waste the extra $30 in vip area. its just another room with girls in the back and another bar with nice plush couches but no privacy for lapdance. although nice big flat screen in the back if u want watch a sporting game.

amazing club.girls are sweet and very accomodating.no problems here.drinks expensive but if you get in vip room it is much plusher and more beauts. better nights are thursday thru sat. they are very ladies friendly so you may enter with a girl friend and have no problems.lap dances are usual price for the area

Checked out Beamers while working in the area as a lady friend of mine who danced there for a while recommended it. Nice clean club with plenty of beautiful women and a variety of shapes, ethnicities and sizes to choose from. Ten dollar cover after 6pm. The main stage is in the front room with a VIP room and additional bar in a back room with an additional $30 cover. Dances are still topless only but I'm fine with that. I chatted with several beautiful women and eventually came upon Nicolette, a beautiful Italian/Eastern European lady with gorgeous eyes and a beautuful and ready smile...oh yeah, she was stacked too! It was her first night at the club, and mine as well, so it was a little interesting as the bouncer explained the "rules" just before she sat down with me on the couch to begin our dance session. A fair amount of contact seems to be OK and I had a great time with Nicolette. I was approached by several other girls who hinted at more contact but I chose to spend a few hours drinking and doing more dances with Nicolette.
I would recommend this club if you are in the are but I wouldn't drive out of my way from my neck of the woods as contact is better and VIP room prices much lower in Providence where I usually club. All in all a nice place though with many beautiful women to choose from.

This club seems to picking up again after the recent changes. Stopped in the other night for the first time in a few months. Saw a few new girls as well as ome of my all time favorites. Got a few dances from a couple of girls and they were as good as always. The dances are still $25 and while no one was happy with the increase, they are still well worth it. A great place to visit if you are in the Stamford area.

I just started going here about 3 weeks ago. What a GREAT place! The main club is $10 to get in. There are plenty of TVs, two pool tables and a bar. The stage is large and the rotate the girls evry 2-3 songs. They dance topless. The VIP room in the back, is an additional $30 to get in and WORTH it. There is a big screen TV and 10 couches with another bar. Lap dances are the same price $25, but what you get in the back is so much nicer. The girls are, for the most part, young and beautiful. A lot of Russians, a few blacks, some South American. There are a few "mature" woman working, but that's not for me. I try to get a dance with all of the dancers at least once just to see which ones are the best. There are some really wild, and I mean WILD, girls there. I usually end up closing the bar there, I go back as often as I can. I promise that if you go, you will enjoy it, just bring money, you'll need it.

Went up to visit recently during the afternoon. Club opens at 3:00 p.m. but nobody was there around 4:00 p.m. Bought a beer and tried to find a dancer. There were none. I have not seen Pamela around in a while, she's my favorite. Fake ones but still a really hot dancer. Anyway, sat there for about 45 minutes to an hour till the one dancer in the room asked me for a dance. I just wanted to leave, but figured that I made the trip so I'll take the dance. The dance was twenty five bucks! With some dude watching me get a lap dance. It was very uncomfortable and I will not be back for a long time. They need more girls and have to drop that dude in the lap dance room. I can deal with extra five bucks because the high mileage, but not the dude. I've never been to the VIP at night, maybe I'll give that a try.


A recent change in policy has reduced my overall rating of this club. Lap dances went from $20 to $25 dollars and the lap dance room now has someone sitting in at all times monitoring the number of dances. A number of the regular dancers have left since the change took place.

With this being said, it is still a good place to visit. The drinks prices are reasonable and the dancers continue to be friendly and most of them are in the 7 - 9 range. A lot of contact with the lap dances, but not as much fun as before. All in all, well worth the visit, You will enjoy it.

Have visited numerous times over the last few months. Constantly find this to be a great place with a lot of fine looking women. I always visit early evening after work and have never had to do the VIP room. Dancers are very friendly and not pushy towards the dances. Dances are $20 and are well worth it. I just find this place to be a very enjoyable way to end the work day and I will continue to visit.

Went to Beamers on a recen Moday night. Very quiet. As other reviewers have pointed out, there is not much going on in the front room. The basic format here is lap dances in the back room. It will cost you a $10 cover for the club, and a $30 VIP fee to get in there. In the back, are comfortable couches and a small bar. Drinks are 8$ to $9, kinda pricey. It has the feel of a private club. Most of the gitls were hanging around in VIP, waiting for customers (you!). The girls are 6 to 8, many are eastern European. They will sit and talk. But they are used to rich guys, so they want you to buy a string of $20 dances. The dances are good, but not wild. I dropped a big wad of cash here. It's a good club for those who can afford it.

Not awful, but not great. My first visit, a Friday night, I arrived about 9 pm. The place was pretty dead, and remained so for the rest of the night. Lots of fugly chicks and a few hot ones, but the hot ones spent most of their time back in the VIP section. The fuglies pestered me constantly to spend the $30 on a VIP, but I wasn't going back there with one of them. The VIP apparently has a full bar and lap couches but no stage. Finally Zora persuaded me to take a few laps in the "regular" section, and she made it worthwhile. Zora, thank you for not pushing the VIP on me. There aren't a lot of options in the area, so I would probably go back with the expectation of hitting the VIP room right away -- that seems to be where the real party is.

Incredible! An experience unlike anything else in this region. Fantastically great girls, in an atmosphere that is relaxed, classy, and comfortable. I'm referring to the back room, which has an additional $30 cover. But boy does that buy a lot! Every girl here would be the prettiest, sexiest girl at any other club. I'm been to many clubs, and this is unique. Surprisingly high number of Americans, and honestly there's something sexy about being able to talk to the girl before you 'dance.' Tall, short, busty, not, everything is here and the girls are classy yet very enthusiastic. Guys stand at the bar and chat, everyone's well-dressed from the nearby Stamford corporate headquarters bldgs (which is probably the result of the extra $30, which 'screens' the clientele), and the girls approach gently and chat you up. It's so not a strip club. But ah, it is! These girls dance like they mean it. The only shortcoming, and it's not a small one, is that dances are completely out in the open. So if you happen to turn away from the incredibly sexy woman on your lap, you might meet eyes with some guy holding a beer who's staring in your direction from the bar. Buzz kill! But if you keep your eyes on the prize, you'll have a great great time. Worth the trip.

I went to this club on a stop in Stamford on my way to NYC. I had read the reviews, and found them to be fairly accurate. This is one of the best clubs in CT -- but you have to pay to go into the VIP room to have the best experience. The front is more like a typical down class strip club, but the back room is like a much nicer cocktail lounge. Most of the ladies (7 - 9) were in the back room cruising for laps. The laps are intense and on couches. A mix of eastern European, white and latina. There was one eastern european who was a nne and gave a very intense lap -- high mileage, and I could touch almost anywhere. I recommend this club.

I went to Beamers for the first time yesterday. Most of the reviews posted here are right on. The girls tend to be very good looking, although only one or two are what I would consider a 9 or 10. I didn't find them as warm and cordial as some say -- maybe 30 seconds of chit chat and then a rather brusk "do you want a lap." Business like but no soft sell.

The atmosphere is relatively upscale -- like a mid market cocktail lounge plus a stage for dancing.

The actual laps are intense, one way contact (man touching the woman) except in k.... area, plus heavy duty publc grinding. The laps are on couches, and the room is shared with 3 or 4 other couples. The overall experience is essentially frustrating since those bikini bottoms are firmly on and there is no manual touching of the man's private parts -- unlike at the more rough and tumble but greater access Harry O's nearby or the places in Bridgeport. The trade off -- much more upscale (if a lap dance bar can ever be truly upscale) and more polished girls than the competition, but much less of an almost complete
girl friend type experience.

I went back to Beamers on a recent trip to Connecticut, where I haven't lived in about 5 years. Most of the prior reviews are on target. The club is in a somewhat questionable area, so arrive at a non peak time if you want to get a good spot in the adjacent parking lot. If not, you may have to park on the street. While the area isn't really awful, I wouldn't want to be walking too far at night (though I have before!). The bar has TVs and a pool table as well as some bar video games that you can play with the strippers or by yourself (Naked Photo Hunt is one of my favs). May sound ridiculous by I find it to be a good conversation tool at times.

Fortunately my visit was on a Thursday late afternoon, so I had no trouble with parking. Found several girls working, a good mixture of ethnicities. I've always found that Beamers has a nice mixture of latina, eastern european, black, and white girls. Level of talent was typical. Lots of 7-9 types, with a few a notch below. Stage dances in the front room are nice, no touching but some good views. I had a few beers and watched for a while, turning down several front couch room dances in favor of waiting to go to the back room.

Decided to finally take the plunge and head to the back room where the best action is. I've been charged $20 and $40 to go back, this time it was $20. Met a russian hottie who wanted to do some dances, so we found a seat. Nice dances. You can touch whatever you can see is pretty much the rule, but it may vary slightly from girl to girl.

I've never had any extra activity in the club, and don't really expect it. This place is good for some solid lap dances and a very good view. Take out may be available if you find the right girl, but it will be pricey. I didn't have time for it on this visit anyway.

I give it a 7 in comparison to clubs around the country. If I had to rate it for Connecticut only, or the tri-state area, it'd be a 9.

A long time between visits to Beamers, but it is as it ever was. Lovely, willing women. Good (but not great) grindage in the LDs, with freedom to touch anyplace not covered by clothing. And, good, cold draft beer. It was nice to be back. I went to Beamers on a recent Monday afternoon and found (to my great happiness) that there were parking spaces in the lot, not too many customers - and, just enough girls to give even the pickiest his choice. The girls were of varying heights, but they were all 7s and 8s. After getting my beer from the bartender (I like her style, by the way...), I was greeted by a tall and lush woman who remembered me from my previous visit (more than a year before) and who was able correctly to tell me my Astological sign (and why she chose that one) - now, that makes a guy feel pretty special(!) After chatting a while, we joined 12 of our closest friends in the LD room, but we might as well have been alone. She gave me the "rodeo girl" treatment that made me wonder why I had stayed away from Beamers for so long. My next visit will need to be soon - she and I still have a 3-song set to do....

What a great place. I have visited a couple of times over the last few weeks while in town on business. I have gone right after work and have never paid a cover charge to get in. The backroom was not open and the lapdances were done in a side room off the stage. Very strange to have 4 or 5 being done at the same time in the same room. Most of the dancers in the 7 - 9 range and very friendly. Laps are $20 each with plenty of one way contact. Will go back on my next trip.

sorry that the last reviewer did not have a good experience. I have always enjoyed myself here. The girls are friendly, low hustle, and fun to talk to. There's enough variety to suit anyone's taste and while there are no 10s, there are plenty of 8s. When you get a dance, the girls give a very good grind that is more than satisfactory. I would definitely recommend that anyone in the area stop on by. One particular good day is the 3rd Thurs every month - it's called go-go-rama and every girl that works at Beamers is required to show up. Consequently you get to see all the girls that might work there and can chose your type.

decided to stop by cause i haven't been here in a while. the club still sucks unless you pay extra to go into the back room. you can do alot better at other places if you were going to spend that kind of money to get intot he back room.