the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Beautiful girls, great club! Dancers, bouncers and bar staff very friendly. Club looks like it was taken from a big city and dropped in a small town. Very upscale - not dark and scummy like a lot of other clubs around. Backrub girl there, shot girls there - everything you need to have a good time! Highly recommended.

Stars is a pretty new club so it is atleast pretty clean, the bartender was the best looking girl in the club and very friendly. The dancers were OK,they could of been more freindly. Overall it was a good place for me and my freinds to hangout and get a couple of drinks. The lap dances were ok, but I personally like a more private setting. I can't comment on the VIP area which is upstairs, did'nt even find out about it until I was leaving. Overall I would go back to hang with friends but that is about it.

It's only getting a six because the staff was very friendly and the barmaid was a drop-dead knockout! Went in here on a Saturday night at around 11pm-prime time for any decent club. Appeared to be four or five girls dancing. Solid fives and sixes with one eight. No one worth going to the stage to tip. There is an outdoor patio area and I can only assume that the dancers were out there because NO ONE was hanging inside the club. Nice set up, friendly staff and reasonable prices but pretty lame talent pool. Boring! I had one drink and left.

This place reminds me of the Foxy Lady in Providence with better architecture. As you enter the club, the cross-shaped stage is front and center. There’s a bar on each side and the lap dance area is at the 8:00 position. A second level has the DJ booth and other private dance areas (I’m thinking this must be their “champagne room?”) It’s a clean, pleasant layout, though I think it might get a little tight with a big crowd.

I got there at about 6:00 on a Saturday night. The clientele included a fair number of bikers and couples. This is strictly a topless club, and none of the dancers I saw pushed their G-strings aside for a better view. My soda was $3 plus tip, and apparently food is available too. After about twenty minutes, they gave a 2-for-1 “parade.” I didn’t partake, though I did later pick up a couple dances with Lily, a pretty gothic girl with an enhanced rack. She told me dances were $30 a piece, and that it was a club policy to pay up front. Yikes! She gave a decent grind, though I got the impression my hands couldn’t roam beyond her legs and butt.

Like I said, this place is an awful lot like the Foxy. They both offer 2-for-1 parades, and the lap dance areas can be seen by everyone in the club. $30 dances get expensive pretty quickly, and you don’t get much for your investment. I’d sacrifice some of the atmosphere to get higher mileage, and while it seems unlikely, a place up the road in Massachusetts (Mario’s) offers a much better strip club experience.


I visited this place during the day, about 3pm on a weekday. There was only one dancer, a bartender, and three guys sitting at the bar for an afternoon drink. I got myself a drink and some ones and headed over the the stage. The one girl came over and told me that since she was the only dancer that day, she wasn't going on stage until it got busier, but she would do a two-for-one private dance. I asked if it was full nude or just topless, she was quick to tell me that the whole place was just topless. I was bummed, but I was also eager to see her topless, so I went ahead for the private dance. $20 and two songs later, I was happy with the dance, good mileage up top, nothing down below. When she was finished (I however was nowhere near finished), I asked about the place and she said it was new and floundering. She pointed out that a strip club doesn't do well with just one girl and one customer, I naturally agreed. The facility is fantastic and it's ashame it's having such a hard time. one wide T stage and a bar on both ends provide plenty of seating for what I hope are busier nights, today is was kind of depressing to see all that empty space. The private dance room was a series of loveseat couches with a one way glass wall looking out. I could see there is an upstairs to the place, but didn't check it out. I'll give the place a 6 for now as the experience wasn't that great, however the facility would get a 9 if it were being used. I'll have to visit on a weekend night to see if the experience can match up to the facility. I'd also like to see if there really is a shower dance or anything more than just the topless private dance. Although I guess I'll have to hope the place stays open long enough for me to get a chance to visit at night or on a weekend and that it doesn't go under before then...

What a beautiful place!! It is a good thing the owners of the old run down Wild Side building sold to these new guys. They leveled the old place and put up a large club which has a second level that has a VIP room, seating and bar, kind of cat walk that overlooks the first floor and stage. Nice leather couches, two bars LD room, and huge stage make up the first floor. Mike, the chef/manager, had some great food going the Monday afternoon we went and has special buffets at night for football and other occasions. The bartender was very nice so we hung out with her and the only dancer that day for about 3 hours. There were 4 dancers scheduled but only the one showed up. It was more like hanging out at your local bar than a SC but the old guys liked it and didn’t want to go North to Mario’s or PVD. I’ll go back when the place gets more established or maybe at night to see if there is more action. Notes: This is a topless club and the dancer let me put my dollars in her g. I didn't do any lds and didn't ask the price. She did say that she would do 2/1 if it is not busy and it was not busy. She just wasn't my type.


Stars is definately a club where I will depositing many more dollars. I was impressed, as soon as I pulled up in front of the building. It was very nice, yet could not prepare me for the true beauty I would find once inside. The club is a few months old and very well designed. It is primarily colors are black, red, and gray, with appropriate amounts of polished stainless steel, glass, and mirrors. It looks like a million bucks and only made better with the beautiful girls which adorn this true Gentleman's club environment.

I had the opportunity to see about 8 girls on Tuesday night, and enjoyed not only the view, but the conversations as well. On the whole they were striking and made my 90 minutes there pass swiftly. I tried out a few lap dances and agree with an earlier reviewer, mostly good one way contact was the standard, but I do believe that everyone will loosen up over time. The lap dance area was semi private, raised a couple of steps and behind a wall with a solid lower half and glazed upper half, a bit of window covering would be an appropriate and tasteful addition. The champagne room, glass shower and additional seating arrangements upstairs had to wait for a future visit, but they looked as inviting as the rest of the club.

The very welcoming and competent staff supported by great sound, video, lighting and other ammenities should make Stars an instant favorite of all that visit. Do not wait to experince Stars.



Since I informed TUSCL of this club let me be the first to review. This club just opened in late September and everything is Brand Spanking new. Easy to find just off 395 in CT the club sits alone on the side of Putnam Rd. Very attractive buiding with easily seen signage on outside. Inside - no cover to get in days - not sure about nights. Very clean, mod dark interior with spinning lghts etc. Upon entering there is a large raised rectangular stage with seating for approximately 30 around it. Tables on either side, a full bar on either side. Excellent sound system. Ther is a lap-section to the left and a VIP to the right. An upstairs section contains a shower dance area, another bar and I think a couple of function rooms (was closed on the day I went so I'm not sure) Every thing is new bright shiny and it appers to be aiming for moderately upscale Gentlemen's Club as opposed to neighborhood strip-joint.

After arriving the manager came right up, introduced himself then not having been here before had one of the girls (cute little hispanic type) come over, sit in my lap and give me a big hug-n-kiss. Her name was Neveah, and was cute, personable and very new to the game. I was actually here on a scouting mission as 2 girls I know from Cheaters in Providence (see my review) are thinking of switching to this club to escape the grime, drugs and drama that Cheaters is notorious for. Laps are 20 per song in a separate room ringed with large comfy chairs. She explained that the place is new so very dead during the day shift - which was apparent. Got a bottled water (3 bucks) and watched the show. Only 3 girls there 6's and 7's, they do 3 song sets starting with gowns and eventually progressing to topless with g-strings. Tipping very low key with light attention in the form of boobs in the face from 2 of the girls (alas, not neveah). Did not partake in a lap, but have heard it is standard 1 way contact - (booo).

Being a patron of Cheaters and #2 ranked Playhouse Lounge in NJ, standard 1 way contact ain't muchfor me. My 2 buddies from Cheaters will be in culture shock if they come here. (Both are VERY high-mileage girls). If they do come I can guarantee that the mileage envelope WILL be pushed, and buisness will increase as both girls have large followings of regulars.

Will visit today and partake of a LD. The only reason I give this place a 6 is lack of contact and the slowness on day shift. Place is clean, modern, beautiful and has lots of potential. Will follow up