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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Across the street from a Budist Temple. As far as peep-show clubs go this one is very clean. I'm not a peep-show fan but since there wasn't a recent review and I was in the area I thought, why not?

The marquee outside reads: "Video Library", as you get closer you'll see the word "Adult" above. It is called Diamond Lil's Adult Emporium but I didn't see that written anywhere obvious.

When you walk in there's a couple of isles of videos with sex toys for sale along the walls.

In back are 3 or 4 booths.

Once in the booth I noticed no air conditioning; she and I were both sweating during the peep show but not for reasons I prefer.

She was behind cracked plexiglass and I was in a closet that was 3' deep or less and 6' wide.

You insert a $5 bill into the money machine and hand tips through a slot in the window. She will get nude and masterbate, or anything you want.

She kept encouraging me to whip out my cock and masterbate along with her but I didn't want to disappoint her by my lack of arousal.

She was a slender, 40-year-old, natural blonde with tiny, deflated tits. Apart from that she was pretty and clean.

If you like peep shows it is a nice place. Go when there's more selection and you'll have fun but I'm not in to such venues.

Now this place is something special. It is your average adult video/novelty store with one bonus. In the back you will find a chamber with "beautiful women behind glass" (as the sign says). Now I wouldn't go so far as to call them beautiful but they are in fact women. A $20 tip will usually get them to do whatever you ask (to themselves - unfortunately, the glass doesn't open). Lotion and cleanup rag provided. A must-visit if in the Denver area.

Stopped by on a recent afternoon. One woman was in the peep show booth; she said the cost was $5 for the meter and $25 for her; she'd give me a very sexy show and I could do what I want. She was in her 30s or 40s, with very small tits; although she seemed very nice and would probably have given a sexy show, I decided it wasn't worth $30. And reading the review below, I figure there was a good chance that after paying $25 to her, she'd try to get even more from me.

I was in downtown for business and La Boheme is convenient because of the location. It is within easy walking distance from the convention center. I've been here before, so I new what to expect. The value is good if you hit happy hour...I think it starts around 4pm. Free entrance and reasonable beer prices. About 8 girls when I entered and that number slowly increased as it got closer to 6. They have a nice setup for dancing and I thought most of the girls I saw were in the 8+ range. I consider this a good place to go and have some beer and watch some good looking ladies dance. It isn't set up well for lap dances in my opinion. They are done out in the open and again as proven on this visit, mostly air. Bottom line...this place is good for low key fun and does have attractive ladies. Penthouse club is where I recommend for nude high contact laps.

I was in Denver on business this week and stopped in to La Boheme twice. Once on Tuesday evening about 9:00 and then again on Thursday at about 10:00. I had a very good time on both visits. When I first arrived on Tuesday there were three stages with dancers and the bar had two mini stages with two more dancers. All of the girls but about two were in the 7-9 range. The last two were a bit heavy and older, more like 5-6. But overall, the scenery was outstanding.

Luckily, I sat at the bar first. The girl dancing there was slim with long dark hair. She was friendly as well as very good looking and asked if I was interested in a dance when she finished on stage. I found later that most of the time the girls don't ask you, you have to ask them for a dance -- pretty low pressure place.

The private dance area is in the back of the club and consists of armchairs with a small box or portable stage in front of them. But the common practice was to push the stage box up against your chair where you sat with your legs up on the box, half reclining. The first girl I met was very high milage and didn't mind roaming hands. She really seemed into the dance and it was very enjoyable. I got three dances from here and had to take a break (she was very good).

I decided to try out another dancer. Another slim brunette in her late 20's. She was a little more reserved and said touching everywhere was okay except the nips. A minor restriction so it still was a nice dance.

I had to get up for meetings the next day so I left after that but decided to come back later in the week. I returned on Thursday night and had the same good experiences with these same two girls. It was later in the evening and the place was getting crowded so it was difficult to actually get the girl you were most interested in. I saw a third girl who caught my eye on stage. This one a young slim blonde with a nice chest. She suggested a dance while I was tipping at the stage and I was looking forward to it. However, when we got back to the private dance area and she began she said it was totally hands off! YMMV. Other than that last disappointment, I had a great time both times I stopped in.

The club starts to get busy around 10-11 at night. By midnight it is too crowded for me. I recommend going around 9:00 when you can get more attention. There was a private VIP area, but none of the girls mentioned it and i never saw anyone going in, so maybe they don't use it anymore. If I'm ever back in Denver, I'll definitely be back.

This past week I was attending a convention at the Denver convention Center. On Wednesday I tried out the Diamond Cabaret for lunch and on Thursday I checked out happy hour at La Boheme. This was my first trip to La Boheme since it was purchased by the VCG Holding. Since the purchase the club has eliminated its lunch buffet and now opens at 3 pm with happy hour lasting until 7 pm. I showed up at 6 pm and got in for no cover with my convention badge. For anyone using public transportation, there is an ad in the 16th Street Mall map at the shuttle stops for no cover entry. Draft Beers were $6.50 with Bud Light and Molson on special for $3.25 during happy hour. When I arrived one stage was opened with a 4-6 entertainers working. It seemed every 30 to 45 minutes another stage would open until the three stages were open along with the two pole mini-stages next to one of the bars and 10-12 entertainers working the rotation. There were 5-10 customers when I arrived and maybe 15-20 when I left around 9 pm. The private dances are $20 and the dancer has to keep contact with a table in front of your chair, not conducive to much contact.

The club didn’t seem as clean as previous visits. The padding around the tip rail at the middle stage was ripped in many places. Many of the chairs around the stage also had upholstery tears and malfunctioning wheels. The stuck wheels actually made for some awkward moments as the entertainers performed some of the stage dance moves. The place wasn’t filthy; it just seemed worn out. The service was slow, except for one bartender/manager. The waitress seemed to spend her time socializing with entertainers and never came by for a drink order. I always had to go to the bar for a beer and to order food. The menu was standard bar fare. I had a burger for dinner and it was reasonably priced, $7, and tasty; a similar value to other lunch-type places in the area. The early shift of dancers was friendly with not much hustle but only 6-7s. As the night when on the dancers got hotter, 8-9s, but the hustle factor increased greatly. The whole atmosphere got more energetic as the evening went on. I take this as a sign to not even arrive until 9 or 10 pm.

I had private dances from two ladies, Scarlett and Jaimie. Scarlett was a 5’6, brunette, long hair and real 36 C breasts. She was very cute and great breasts but her somewhat awkward in the private dancing. There was contact but not smooth or sexy. Jamie was about the same height, shorter light brown/dirty blonde hair, 34 B breast, and a great looking ass. She gave a better dance with some contact. However, the private dances I received the day before at the Diamond Cabaret were better than these at La Boheme.

I had a good time and would come again. I would come later in the evening because that’s when the party seems to get going, especially on Friday and Saturdays I was told. Don’t expect much out of the private dances, even for the Denver area, though maybe that changes later in the evening.


Went here on a Friday night with some friends. It's a nice looking club and it was pretty busy. There are 3 main stages all without poles. There was a good variety of girls so there was something for everyone. Lap dances are $20 a song. I noticed the bouncer walked by fairly often to check on things. This club is fun but I don't think I would expect too high of mileage. Drinks are pretty expensive but that is no surprise.

Went here for lunch during a conference. It's near the convention center. Buffet was very good and reasonable price. Located at the back left. Not as good as some Dallas/Houston clubs though.

Dancer's rated from 3 to 8 so I averaged. Only one stage at the front was open but it's not large so you can get real close. Other stages toward the back were closed.

I was one of three customers in the place so the girls outnumbered. They still hung around by the bar at the front right. Not aggressive for table dances at all.

Took a 7 dancer to the back right where there are some chairs in a private area. Not much grinding but still a good dance with light contact. Very sexy voice.

La Boheme is downtown and walking distance from everything there. I went in and wasn't impressed with the decor initially. The chairs are old and need replacement, there are three stages that have girls on the constantly. I guess they also have girls on the bar dancing the poles on busy nights, tonight wasn't one. The club could use some investment in upkeep. The girls were a wide variety from 7-8s down to 4-5s. mix of modifications, with quite a few having tattoos.
Had a great waitress (Ashley), and the shots were only $3.50, as opposed to drinks that were $8.50.
Had some nice conversations with the girls, slow night so talking seemed to be acceptable. Had one dance that was average, my buddy with me had a better dance experience, goes to show you that "Your Mileage May Vary".
Not sure i'd be quick to go back.

not to bad a place. we had badges from a convention so they charged no cover charge when we came. the bar staff was a complete bitch but drinks were good and not to outrageous.
the girls were pretty normal dispursion, a few 8-9's a bunch of 6-7's and some below that.

The private dances are in a back room where there is a table by your chair. Two way contact with two of the three dancers and one of them was completely hands off.

not a bad place and safe and easy to get to.

right by all the convention hotels.



I visited this club and found it interesting. This club is much more upscale than most other denver clubs, and reminded me a little of the big Las Vegas clubs in terms of decorum. The dancers, however, are no were near as attractive as those found in Vegas clubs, but reasonable compared to other denver clubs. Although the girls were a little pushy about dances and the wait-staff was very eager to have you purchase drinks for the girls. I did get a dance, mostly air, but the girl was very attractive and friendly. I will return later in the day to see if the talent is improved at night.

Very disappointed with the dancers. The girls are getting younger and flatter everytime I go. This is a mixed gebder crowd, open and friendly to all. The staff seem to be cool. Very nice decor and drinks are average for a strip club. I'll try back some other time maybe an off night for dancers.


Stopped by here on a recent afternoon. The best thing I can say is that the club didn't charge a cover fee; it was happy hour. And a beer was cheaper than I expected.

But the dancers weren't all that exciting, and I left after watching three. Only one gave me any sort of attention when I tipped, and although she was cute, she didn't have the type of body that I enjoy.

But the club does look great, and the music wasn't too loud.

For a Denver strip club, this place is excellent. It is extremely well-decorated and clean inside. It is also well-lit, which is usually not a positive thing in these parts because the dancers' faces are so busted up. Not the case at this establishment. There is no shortage of friendly, extremely, attractive women.

The lab dance area is off in a section in the back. I wouldn't exactly call it private but it's not like you're out in the open. The quality of the lap dances vary (just like anywhere else). The management or thug bouncers do not seem to have a problem with the girls grinding, kissing, touching etc (the ones who want to anyway), so the potential for a great dance is there.

Was here for the annual Porn Star Ball in August. This is one of the best adult industry formats I have ever attended. Club was very busy. First class deal. Professional and friendly party atmosphere. Many hot dancers and female patrons. Topless club but I did see some flashing. Beer was $7-$8 per bottle depending on waitress. Not sure on cover but they do honor the Exotic Dancer VIP card for free admission. Bathrooms ok, seating ok. Park across the street or next to building, about $10. Worth a stop if downtown. Would rate higher but need to go again and double check, also I am used to better drink prices. Recommended!

Enjoyed my short visit here quite a bit. Dancers were a diverse range of hotties, and I settled in with a dancer-dancer (did she have the gams and glutes to prove it) named Layla who gave me a very sensual pair of table dances. Contact was one way, but it was significant. She was also bright, funny, engaging -- a charmer! I enjoyed our post-dance, get-clothed flirtation almost as much as the dance itself.

Very good club- clean, convenient location next to convention hall. Been here a couple times, first time was too crowded but most recent time was far better (Wed night). Particularly for a denver club, mileage is solid...somewhat less touching allowed than SF although YMMV. Definitely worth the $20/dance although not sure the vip/champagne room worth all that. Extras offered but i didn't go there; others will know the deal better.

Stopped here on a week day again during happy hour. It was not real busy when I was there. About 8-10 girls working. The talent was average to excellent with a couple girls close to a 10. This place is tame compared to the Penthouse Club in Glendale. I had to ask for lap dances and the one I had was air. There isn't much action stage side. Still a good place to have a cheap beer during happy hour and watch some pretty dancers.

One of the best I have ever been to! Plenty of girls,good service, friendly managers, and a really cool place. I had never really heard of it but my hotel concierge hooked me up even gave me a 1/2 off cover card to use. What was really suprising is that there was none of that strip club high pressure thing for the staff or girls. If your going to Denver Co. don't miss it it's downtown near the convention center.

Club is just a half block away from the Convention center; really easy to find. I arrived on a Tuesday just before 7 p.m., so I got in at the very end of Happy Hour from 5-7, which meant no cover charge, so all had to pay was for a single drink (which was reasonably priced.)
There are three small stages in the center of the room, two big screens showing ESPN, a number of tables and couches, and two full bars - very comfortable. There seemed to be about 15 girls working, with a few more coming in as the evening went on. When I came in two of the stages were in use at a time, but the third stage was pened up soon after, even though it wasn't crowded. At most, there would be only a few customers around each stage for any given girl. Girls danced three song sets, topless for the 2nd and 3rd, with songs being almost full length. Private dances were table dances in a not very private area for $20 per dance with a great deal of contact, though very low mileage. On Wednesday nights they have ladies night with free admission, drink specials and $10 dances for women.
I actually really liked this club. The girls were very friendly, and it was by far the least amount of pressure for dances that I ever experienced. I offered to buy a dancer a drink who had been chatting with me for awhile, and she actually declined, saying she didn't like to drink while she worked. With so few customers, it was possible to have a girl's full attention during her three song set for just 3-6 dollars. If you're going for a wild time, you might try a different club, but if you want to hang out, not have to spend a huge amount of money (unless a dancer really turns you on), and enjoy some beautiful girls, it's a great choice. I deducted a point from what would have been a 9, though, because some of the reviews on here are clearly fakes from the management.
Dancers who caught my eye that night were Brooklyn - a very friendly brunette with a sultry look who really seems to enjoy her work, Mary Jane - a thin blonde with pierced nipples who, for some reason, I found very attractive (and who gave good dances within the club's restrictions), and Candy, an athletic dancer/gymnast who I thought did the best stage work.


La Boheme is by far the best gentleman's club (or any club for that matter) in Denver. The women in there are phenominal, there was not one girl in that i would not want to sit with...and the waitstaff is even hotter! My first time there I felt like VIP, it was so nice to be treated with respect in a strip club! And they have a feature porn star there almost every weekend. I met Mary Carey and Bridgette the midget there!!! I know where i'll be every friday night...

I went to La Boheme on the 20th for my 21st birthday. The waitress was very nice, very attentive, and the drinks were pretty decent. The decor is nice, kind of like a flashy club style. I thought it would look a little less club-like, and more sensual. That was the impression I got from the website, but it was no big deal. I went with my boyfriend, and was hoping to see some decent dancing, but I was disappointed. Most girls just seemed to be hanging out on stage, the dancing was not very good. I noticed not many people were tipping, but that's no big surprise since the girls weren't dancing. We sat through three rotations of the same girls, and were getting annoyed. There was one dancer that caught our attention, she had her hair done in a sort of pin up Betty Paige style. She danced well, and we were more than happy to tip her. A lot of dancers just sat around, yet no one would even approach me or my boyfriend to chat. Not very friendly toward female customers, it seems. We didn't stick around, and moved on to other clubs.

Frog, I think you are right on. I've never visited this club, but I've checked other strip club sights and they all have glowing reports on this club. No other reviews, just a single glowing report. No club consistently satisfies all of its patrons like this. Obviously, someone has gone through and made this club successful in cyberspace. None of them seemed quite authentic. I rated the place a 5 for lack of better information, but probably should have given it a 0 for the above reasons.

I hate it when management comes on as "Anonymous" and raves about a club just to pump up the rating. This place is ok, but nothing to write home about. The number of girls varies but the quality is pretty solidly in the mid-range. What doesn't vary is the quality of the lap dances. I'll stick to hitting the clubs on the coasts, where with the right girl in the right club a lap dance is a LAP dance, not an air or almost dance.

La Boheme is one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to. Not only are the dancers beautiful but the service is impecable. By far the classiest club in Denver and I will be happy to visit again!

You come in for the hot dancers and stay for the even hotter bartenders and coktails! It is a combination of a very cool lounge and an even better VIP room!!!!!! Not only do you have wonderful, beautiful women around you at all times-you have great customer service and the girls can actully carry on an intelligent conversation with you!

When some friends dragged me down to this place for the cheap Happy Hour I figured we were going to a dive. Wow, was I wrong. I felt like I was walking into a dance club in NYC. The huge room is filled with a beautiful decor and beautiful girls everywhere I looked. On the stages, on the bar....
I don't usually talk to the girls much, but these girls were down to earth and once we got a couple of shots in us, it was a great little party we had going on.
Also, I loved the music. Ecclectic and cool. A bit of everything and very up to date. I wasn't bored to death with the same thing all night long.
Simply put, I was very impressed with this place. I highly recommend.

I stopped in near the end of Happy Hour this past Thursday night. No cover and a decent spread of sushi and snacks. The half price drafts were Coors and Molson. There were 12-15 entertainers rotating over 3 stages with about 20 customers in attendance. None of the stages had a pole. The entertainers were doing three song sets. Unfortunately, I was the only customer sitting at the stage tipping. So while I got a lot of attention, the girls weren’t putting too much effort into the first song, not that I could blame them because I was only tipping $1-2 a song. The crowd had a definitely blue collar, beer with a view feel, which probably contributed to the lack of stage tipping. However, as the night went on the make up of the crowd shifted toward younger, free spenders. This started around 8 to 9 pm. Around this time the number of entertainers increased to 25-30 and along with the 3 stages there were two dancers on each end of the bar. Also at each end of the bar, was a maybe 6 ft tall pole. Not enough room for pole tricks but they added a little variety in the dances. As the crowd grew larger and more energetic, the stage dances became better. The club was also running a Turkey Bowling charity promotion. You got to knock down bowling pins with a frozen turkey for a donation to a Thanksgiving feed the homeless charity. I thought it was pretty lame. The ‘bowling lane’ was makeshift and took up to much floor space. Encouraging a donation at the door would have been classier. It was also the first night of Boobapolloza, a salute to large breasts. That night's festivity was the Best Breasts in the West contest. There were even a few female customers entering the contest.

There were a lot of beautiful women working this night. They were all 7s to 9s, maybe two 6s but even they had great bodies just crappy hair styles. They were all very friendly and the hustle factor was low, even when I was the only guy at the stage. Not that you weren’t asked if you’d like a private table dance. But their response to a not interested was I’ll be around until however late they were working if you change your mind. Two girls in particular were exceptionally beautiful, Vivian and Layla. Vivian is about 5’3 with long auburn hair and the most beautiful girl next door face you’ll ever see. She had round full breasts, the perfect size for her frame, and a great looking ass. She was wearing these sexy, little dresses that you like to see women wearing at your local pick up bar. It was her first week dancing ever, so she had a habit of moving away from the crowd and dancing as far away from the customers as possible. I had a couple of private dances with her and by this club’s standards they were great. Layla had a similar body type again with great real breasts. She was a better stage dancer. She, too, was wearing a very sexy, lacey dress.

As stated in earlier reviews the private dances at this club are not very private and there is not much contact. The girls are not allowed to have their feet on the ground when topless. Bouncers patrol the area pretty well. However, it seemed to me they increased their watchfulness as the night went on. I like this club. It is clean, not too smoky, with an upscale décor. With three stages and two bar positions, there wer five girls dancing so there was always something pleasant to look at. Two bars with enough wait staff so you aren’t waiting on drinks forever. There were a couple of large screen TVs with the ESPN Thursday night college football game on. The atmosphere became better as the night went on, so you probable don't want to get there before 9 or 10 pm. I think this is a fun place to hang out, drink, and interact with beautiful women. But don’t expect a wild time with lots of contact. I gave it an 8 because I did have a great time. Howver, if your sole purpose is full contact maybe with some benefits its only a 6.


Went to La Boheme early October on a Wednesday night with a group of 6 or so guys. First, the layout; An upscale furnished club with two main circular stages and about five satalite stages, including both ends of the main bar, a nicely appointed private dance area and a VIP lounge. They had a good sound system, attentive waitresses and not-to-obnoxious D.J. Next, the girls; They had about 20-25 girls working and most average a solid 7 with a couple 5-6s and a few 8-9s. The stage performances seemed friendly and active, overall not bad shows. I did not notice a big hassle for private dances, but saw several dancers leading patrons off for quite a few. Overall, a fun night out for a bunch of guys.

I can only give a breif review here as my time and experience here was very limited. I was in town for a convention that made this club easy to get to. No admission with our badges from the show. Beers were $7 and women ranged from 3-9 with no real enhanced barbie types. Some edgy looking goth/tattoed chick made for a colorful mix. I was there with two women friends who were totally comfortable and treated well by the staff and patrons. A general good time party atmosphere was generally going through the place. Didn't have a chance to do a private as I was working the friends for something later...that didnt happen, but anyway got to check out the VIP room for the last half hour of business. It was spacious and looked like some big spendor types were having a great time. Didn't stare so I can't give any juicy details. I would go back here with the guys and get a fuller report the next time I'm in Denver.