the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

These girls are super hot, some are absolutely smoking. You've got to check them out. And some of them date customers. I gotten a couple of them to go out with me. Drink prices are great too. Two thumbs way up.

Bikini bar, straight and simple. The girls were ok. Nothing to write home about. They had maybe 4 pool tables and a juke box for music. Wood floors, worn out bar stools but a pretty dedicated regular following. Some guys are into bikini bars but if I'm going to be drinking, she might as well take the top off.

This is a bikini bar but it all you want is to talk to a beautiful woman, this is where to go. My server was Sabrina and she was so hot. I very slender beautiful blonde. When we entered into the bar, we ordered a drink and then the server comes over and talks to you. There is a tip jar next to you so if you want the girls to talk to you, put money in the tip jar and they will stay and talk. There was another really cute asian girl that worked the night we were there and she too was a total turn-on. They have these casino type games that you play and she showed us how to play. I was too busy looking at her hot body to hear the first time she explained the game, so I had to have her show me again. All the girls here are hot. You can play pool for a price. There are no lap dances. Bummer, I would have paid Sabrina for a lap dance. Between the 2 girls I got more than my share of eye candy. There was a third girl there too but she did not come over to talk to us. She was also really cute. The bottom line is this. There are no unattractive girls here. All of them are hot. Just don't expect any lap dances or stage dancing because there aren't.

This is a great bikini bar. Vanessa served me my drink and boy was she fine. If all you want to do is get a drink from a cute girl in a bikini this is where you go. Of course don't forget to drop by the Green Girl Saloon which usually has more girls to look at.

This is a place like a lot of the bikini bars in Orange County - you go there to shoot pool and occasionally look at the bartenderess if she is your type; a couple of them are exhibitionists or know they will get more tips if they allow more of a look. The beers are a good price and the location is such that it is easy to get to. Parking has never been a problem.

Stopped by with Girlfriend on a quiet Sunday and the place was dead until more girls clocked in before the 9:00 rate increase. The place is nice, clean, classy feel. Cold beers but terrible, soured red wine. Had nice 2 for 1 dances with Sydney but once 9:00 came, there were more patrons and dancers BUT the bouncers became jerks and patrolled the dance area every 60 seconds. No mileage to be had. Plus they charged me $20 just to wath my GF get a dance. What a rip off. Will not go back.

Served alcohol and gave off the dive bar feeling instead of a gentlemans club. Almost all hispanic dancers. No varieity(thats what im after) Immediatly approched by a floor walker who had the weirdest voice I have ever heard. She was a clinger meaning she wasnt going to leave my side until I gave her my money. She made small chat about she couldent wait until the weekend so she could get her new boobs. Hah.. was rather interesting thinking about that. The lap dance area was very nice. I liked it. Dance itself was good, nice contact no freaky stuff though. Needs more of the elegant feel. I probally wont be back.

Met a bunch of people here on a Thursday night. $10 cover, good draft beer was $5 a pop. Later in the evening, I switch to soda, and that, too, was $5. The pros were that the girls that were working (overall) were quite hot, and most were pretty friendly. One was just amazing looking (stunning), 3 or 4 were 8's, and the rest were at least decent. The downside was there weren't that many girls working. Someone would come talk to you (no push for drinks for the ladies) and you'd be getting friendly, but her stage rotation would come up. Actually, if it wasn't for our group (and there were maybe 40-50 of us) this place would have been completely dead, so I guess I can understand the staffing of the dancers. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of the girls' names, but I'm going to return soon just to see if the same couple I had my eye on are there. As a side note, since I was with a bunch of people (men and women), I never took the time to get a lap from anyone, so I have no idea of the milage. The space to do them is pretty open and it is just a topless club, although there was an area that seemed more secluded so who knows. I'll find out next time.

Oh, parking is great - there is a ton of it, but most is in the back and you have to walk around to the front to get in. You walk into a covered outside area with a couple of pool tables that is the smoking area. The room is pretty large and not bad looking but it is definately a strip club. The bar is also pretty big, and the bartender was very friendly, as was all the staff. For some reason, I avoided this place, probably because of all the name changes, but it is worth it as far as topless places goes. Staff is way friendlier than at Fritz's, and it is a nicer place, but at least the night I was there, not nearly the number of girls.

This has been one of my favorite clubs for many years now, even back when it was a Deja Vu club. The club interior has been completely redone recently and look sooo much better than it used to. The layout of the club is pretty much the same but they have updated the interior look and made it feel more like a nightclub than a strip club. They finally removed the glow-in-the-dark carpet with all the little dancers on it! Three of my all-tme favorite dancers are still there, Jersey, Joclyn (sp) & Kimberly Austin!! You gurls ROCK!! I think you will like the new look and find it a comfortable club to hang-out at.

I found myself at this club on the way home from Long Beach back into Orange County. I had always been curious about it so I said, what the hell?

The place is well-lit for a industrial area and there is a ton of parking in the back. I walk up to the turnstyle and the guy asks if I want to purchase a six-month membership for $15.00 which allows me free entrance to the club through February 2006. It was obviously the better deal than to pay just the entry fee but I predicted that I probably wouldn't be back here within the next six months. So I just bit the bullet and paid my twelve bucks to get in. I didn't like that I had to print and sign my name on some clipboard just so they could get a head count. I found that a little peculiar. That's where my pseudonym, "Richard Cranium" was put to good use.

The place is defintely set up like a sports bar. The first thing you see is an outdoor patio area for the smokers. There's even a beer girl there so you don't have to go inside for drinks. Tuesday is a good night because it was just about any drink you wanted for $2.00. So I walked through the patio and into the front door where you can see a nicely stocked bar, pool tables, and a fairly large stage area. People were pretty scattered with about six visible girls strewn throughout. I parked my ass fairly center stage and got a $2.00 beer. It was actually strange drinking a beer in a strip club. I hadn't done that in a while so it was cool. I could sense that this was a place where buddies would meet after work. It definitely had that sports bar vibe going on. As far as a strip club vibe, it was pretty boring altogether.

The only girl tat I spoke with was Carmen. A cute, rail-thin blonde. She was cool to talk to and at least can put more than one sentence together. She explained to me the private dances to the left of the stage and how they were $20.00 a pop. For a bikini dance, that wasn't gonna fly with me. Plus, you had to buy a private dance wristband from one of the blockheads working the private dance entrance for $5.00. I though that was just lame. Putting those two factors together, I guaranteed myself that I would not be getting a dance here unless Angelina Jolie herself just happened to approach me and ask for one. The one dancer that I found to be fairly smokin'-hot was Lana. A big-busted asian that had those massive boobs almost busting out of her shirt. We made eye-contact a couple of times but she was working some schmoe in a suit and probably would not have time to get to me before I left. I downed my bottle and called it a night.

I arrived at 8:15 and left by 8:50. That's all I needed to see. I guess the only bright side out of this was that I saved three dollars by not purchasing that six-month pass. That's because I won't be back here any time soon. Does Larry Flynt know that his name is on this club?

Decor - Getting a bit run-down
Stage - Single center stage with pole, mirror backed
VIP Booths - small-ish and sensor light kicks on when occupied.
Champagne Room - Couch sized booths with cameras keeping an eye on everything from the ceiling.
The Girls - I've become a regular at this club for the past year and change and for good reason. Most girls run between a 6 and 8. I tend to be a hard judge. There are a couple of girls that stand out from the crowd for me. Daisy, a curvy brunette (at the moment) who is just amazing in the VIP Booths. I've spent a good share of money on her. Next would be Ariel, german/mexican mix who just looks amazing on stage and has the nicest ass in the club.
Overall, a very solid club and the year pass for $25 is a great deal if you plan on going several times a year.

I am not a big fan of this club. The good things about this club is you're allowed to drink and you can pay for a year membership. That can save you lots of money if you go often. Since they allow alchol this club is topless only and the dances here are not as good as some other clubs I have been.

Checked into this club around 1am and was informed about the $15 membership for six months. Sounds like a great deal so paid for the membership and headed in. Club looks like a pretty nice club and has all the makings of a great one. Only one stage though and the girls were averaged 6-7 out of 10. Only one girl dancing at one time and timeframe between girls was way too long. Left me sitting at my chair for about 5 minutes with nothing to look at. Girls also stopped dancing at about 1:35am meaning it was time to leave. I'd recommend against going here if you're looking for an awesome time. The membership's a great deal though.

Hustler Club is pretty local to me and my roommate and I often head there when we want a few drinks and to look at some titties. It's definately not the place to go for great lap dances but they are usually fairly decent. There's a good number of very good looking women there but also a couple of hideous ones. Pros: Yearly membership for 15 bucks and no cover after that, nice layout, friendly girls, drink prices aren't over the top, Outdoor area with much better lighting so if your girl wants a smoke you can hang out with her on the couch outside and check her out. Cons: Dances cost 20, they're worth 15, 5 dollar charge for access to the dance room, Also the private booths for dancing don't really provide you with more privacy for a better dance, they just prevent you from being able to check out the girls dancing to help you decide which one you want.

Date visited: Friday, 12-03-04 12:00am to close.

Quick Summary: Topless, full bar, no cover once you're a member, no drink minimums, girls don't drink hustle, drink and dance specials available, girls are decent quality, lap dances are decent quality, girlfriend friendly.

Easy access off the 405 and 22 freeways. Free parking in back. One of the great features of this place is the yearly memberships. For $15 you get a card that allows you to enter the club free for up to one year. There are no drink minimums once inside. Club is topless and has a full bar. Drinks are the usual strip club prices $6-$10 for mixed drinks, $3-$6 for beers, cokes $3. Couple of small pay pool tables and outside smoking area. ATM in the door charges a $7 surcharge. Club is clean, bathrooms are acceptable and lack the usual strip club bathroom smells.

One main stage with three polls seats approximately 25-30 people. Tables and comfortable chairs on the floor seat another 100 or so. A couple of two and three person couches in the corners. Lighting is typical and sound system is not too loud.

The girls do not try to hustle you for drinks in this club. Sitting at the stage, the girls will come up to you while fully clothed but for the most part make no contact. Once they go topless, they are always within arms reach of the three stage polls which are about 6 feet from the edge, definitely no contact once they are topless. Overall, girls are of average quality. There were 3 or 4 really smoking girls working this night and only about 2 real dogs. The rest were acceptable.

Lap dances are held in private booths. You must buy a $5 wristband to go into the lap dance area. Lap dances are $20 a pop and it's a 50-50 chance if you'll get a helicopter dance or a nice grinding dance. There are plenty of two-for-one dances through the night, I was there two hours and I believe they offered it twice. On previous visits, I have seen dance and t-shirt as well as dance and DVD specials.

Girls will frequently sit and chat with you while here. Not a lot of rudeness or hustling going on. Great place to bring your girlfriend. My girlfriend loves this place. She made out with one of the strippers when she was getting a dance last time. I've been to this club with 4 different women and they all liked it. To them, the club seems tame but it has enough nastiness for the guys.

This club is well lighted on outside but it is very dark on the inside. It has one stage on which girls do two songs - one with top on and one without. It has the usual DJ trying to get people to spend more money but at least you can understand when you hear the girls' aliases. I went late after going to another club and a few dances after I went in they had a 2-for-1 special but other than a few dancers sitting with people I had barely seen any dancers so I had no dancers to choose from so I skipped getting a dance.

Dancers are mixed in race and were only a 5-7; not what I expected in a Hustler club - quite a few were quite thin and tall and almost looked like they had Anorexia; I do not mind "smaller" women but these were not small just very thin. The thin ones did have nice pole work though.

They appear to have a LOT of specials to try to draw people in; the Thursday night they had a $7 beer pitcher special but I came from another club and just bought some Crranberry juice which cost $3.50 and I intended on giving thr waitress a $1 tip but she only had one quarter in change.

They have a lot of fancy drinks if that is your thing; I did not ask about lap dancers so I have no idea if the "lap dance" band is required (I didn't have one and a girl asked me if I wanted one) but I did not see anyone with one.

-G-

This is a topless dance club. Being the name of the club, I was expecting total nude so this was very disappointing. The ladies strip down to thong. If you go on certain nights there is no cover charge. You can also join the VIP club and buy an annual pass for $15 which get you into all the Hustler clubs. There is 1 drink minimum and I thought they were a little pricy. There are times when drinks are half price and this is the time to go. Lap dances are a surprising $20 in a private booth or $100 for 30 minutes in the champagne booth. Here the girls will come over and talk to you if they think you're gonna do a lap dance. There were a healthy assortment of good-looking women, so you can't go wrong. I was very impressed with Victoria. She was a provocative dancer and was very sexy. You can also order a whole meal at the club. The lighting in the club is very low. There were 7 dancers the night I was there. On the weekend there are more ladies to choose from. I spent 3 hours at the club which went by really fast and came very close to doing a lap dance with Victoria. She was really hot.

This site is well situated for when I travel to OC for business. Have had enjoyable visits in the past. I haven't been down in about 8 months, was there in June 2004. This place needs to hire some new girls. A few were cute but none really knew how to flirt. The floor shows were OK, but the two laps I got were not worth the money.

I'll try someplace different next time.

This is a resubmit since the earlier post was deleted.

Had a couple of free hours last Saturday so decided to stop by here about 11:30 PM - it was near my hotel and they have a free admission pass on their website (good to end of July, but figured in August it'll change).

Anyway, there were about 10 dancers on, mostly 7-9 (no really bad ones). Two stopped by to sit with me, neither thrilled me, second one was my type but seemed to have zero personality - just sat without trying to make small talk and never a "do you want a dance". When the waitress came by, she even bought her own drink! About 15 minutes later she went on stage. Boy, was she talented and active! Wish I knew that a little earlier, I'd have sprung for a dance or two. Sorry, can't remember her name, but she seemed barely 18 years old and was spinner-like.

As far as the private dance "areas", they have these strange little carpeted, portable booths - with a "roof"!! You pay $5 to the house for your first dance, $20 for the dance itself. The $5 gets you a wristband so you don't pay it again.

I began to realize that the dancers probably shy away from guys without the wristband (wristband=player, I guess), explaining why in an hour and a half only two stopped to talk to me.

Not a bad place, good looking women, cheap beer (bottle of bud $4.25). I just wish I could have found out what happens in those little booths.



Used to enjoy this club when it was Deja-vu. Did not see much of a change. The girls are all very nice and not pushy. The setup is the same, the bar is in the front with seating between the bar and the stage. Lap dances are still off to the left in semi-private seats. Rules haven't changed much either, a one-time-per-night $10 fee to get into the lap dance area and $20 per dance with specials every hour, no touching. I met a really cute blond from NJ that had just started there named Angel. She actually spent most of the night talking to me at the bar and I had to finally ask her for a dance. She is a real sweetheart. My favorite girl from the Deju-Vu days still dances there, Kimberly-Austin, but unfortunately she wasn't there that night. No extras in-house but like any other club I am sure outside "dates" could be arranged.