the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

There's some talent here but you're going to overpay to alot of air. Most of the prettier dancers were going throuh the motions. Of the 12 or so girls there I would say about 1/3 were actually very attractive. There's lots of outfit changes to create the illusion of more girls but after about an 45 minutes, you can get a pretty feel of the place. If you meet Isis, she's got a better lap dance than most. The charges are stiff so be prepared to seperate yourself from some of your hard earned options.

Went to the KitKat on a weekday afternoon (around 4). There were not a lot of dancers, but they covered a wide range of types from naturally buxom, silicon, and petite. I did not realize that it was an alcohol free club until I was there. Also I was a little shocked at the no contact rules. I stayed for a few drinks, and got a couple of dances. The stage show was good, but the private time was a waste.

Overall the club was clean and large. I guess I was just expecting more.

I went on a weekday evening and the club was very quite. Maybe 10-12 dancers in the club but most of them were "in the dressing room". Each girl was on stage for 3 songs, dancing for 2 then using the 3rd to collect her stuff and thank each person at the stage (ask them for a private dance). There was a mix of dancers almost all attractive but no one a real knockout. There was a dancer or two who had a very good stage presence (Vanessa was one) and really got the "crowd" going. Aside for that just naked girls on stage.

I didn't partake in a couch dance. The $40 for one song, $60 for two was very over priced and based on previous reviews and what I saw at the club (couch dances aren't at all private dances) they weren't worth $40. You would probably be better of sitting at the stage and tipping with $5s (or just lots of ones). I don't know what I paid for cover but it certainly wasn't the $18 listed at the enterence. I handed the guy a $20 and got a wad of ones back. I was asked by each dancer for a private dance but none of them were pushy. All in all if you are too lazy to drive in to San Francisco or if you don't want to waste the gas it isn't a bad place to go. On the bright side I didn't spend a lot of money here. I might go back if I were in the area again.

Me and a friend went to the Kit Kat Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago. the dancers were good looking, and there were about twelve. The place was packed, and they opened the second stage while we were there. We sat at the stage, and after each girl danced they asked if we wanted to do a private dance. I didn't do a private dance becaause they cost too much and there is no contact. I would go to this club again because we had a good time. It's better than the other clubs in Sunnyvale but doesn't compare to a Vegas club or anything.

I haven't been here in a while, but from what I remember: The atmosphere is very classy -- everything is sleek and clean: the stage, the floor, the chairs, the toilets, the dancers. Its heyday as a club was the dot-com boom. It's the sort of club where you could take a somewhat risque office party! At least if you knew your officemates well enough to know they wouldn't sue for sexual harrassment... Very safe, posh, upmarket, and legal.

The girls here can touch themselves, but can't touch you. They're mostly very thin and good-looking, I saw some real stunners here, and they hustle a LOT. The stage shows are generally quite entertaining and creative on a weekend night... The dances are pretty expensive, and the "feed the meter" thing is a little goofy. I guess it's priced in keeping with the property costs in the area.

Whoa! Somebody built a fence! Apparently the bank next door was tired of people parking in their lot or The City of Sunnyvale came up with some more "security" rules for the "protection" of the dancers.

Since I mentioned a bank next door, the reader should be able to infer this isn't in the shady part of town.

Forget about parking in the front after six. There isn't that much room after the dancers take up all the spots. I suppose it does make it appear to be a booming business - which it isn't right now. Take that to mean you will have plenty of time for dancers willing to make it and plenty of hustle from dancers.

DJs are still dicks. Insulting the customers won't get money on the tip rail!

Went by here on a Tuesday evening, and it's nice, clean, nude, and no alcohol. The girls are definitely good looking, 8 or so were working and they were 6 to 9.

No contact "lap" dances, timed by machine. I had some spare cash to burn, so I had 3 or 4 of them; most were forgettable, but one girl kinda lost track of where she was and was going for gold in touching herself.

Lots of pressure for private dances: you are likely to have 1 girl every 2 minutes come by and ask.

All in all, a great club for your bachelor party if accompanied by your new father in law, but not a place to get wild. No contact, no privacy means a "5" is the best I can give it.

yet Another visit with high hopes and I was a little disappointed. I wnent on Tueday evening. The Club is in fact easy to get to-- and very easy to park. I hate the stupid machine BS.. the stage is still close for good viewing --- the girls are okay but only one was worth it. Better to take the drive to SF for your time and money.. The music is okay -there is really nothing near the area. I wish that there were more clients On the weekdays-- Maybe just a bad night.

I have been to many clubs in the south bay. This club has potential to be nice, but needs some work. The girls all have good bodies, but there are a lot of butterfaces. Also, they are WAY too aggressive. You can make a lot of money on stage, but apparently that isn't good enough for these dancers. One dancer was trying to charge $50 for one dance! Why would I pay that if I can get one for $20 in SF with full contact? There's a couple of beautiful girls, but hardly any are personable once they get to the point of a private dance, which is usually right away. The lighting could be better there, and there is no atmosphere (maybe the lack of alcohol is why, I don't know.) There is sort of a feeling of desperation there, and many of the girls don't seem to be having any fun at all--barely or not smiling on stage. It's just not very fun there, sorry.

I stopped by here a couple weeks ao, on a Wednesday night. It was pretty slow, but I
got approached by a dancer hustling me for a dance before I even got a chance to look around.
She was attractive, and good at selling the dance, but it wasn't worth it all. Expensive,
just an air dance. Afterwards I just left.

It was too bad in some ways...she had great boobs, and with a bit less
hustle I might have done the same thing and enjoyed it a lot more. Might
have even stayed and spent more money. But at this point I certainly don't
feel like a return trip.


After being at Fry's I had to stop at the KitKat to see how things have developped. The parking lot was filled quite a bit, so I thought this is going to be good fun.
I knew, that 'private' dances would not be an option (too boring), I stayed at the stage. But being there almost on my own was not too great either. I like some competiotion while tipping. I'd say there were about 6 guys around. After a few performances I yawned and lowered my head unintentionally. The girl came closer and asked whether everything is o.k. I was pretty embarrassed and I decided to leave.
Why did I go back in the 1st place? Because I like closeups, and spendig $40 at the stage is about 1 1/2 hour of entertainment. And I was too tired to drive to SF.

Had to kill a couple of hours on a Thursday early evening and wanted to jump in and see what kind of talent was available at this club and WOW I must say the talent has gone south here. There were maybe 4 girls on a rotation here and none were even a 6. Best one was a blonde in her mid 30s with bolt-ons Isis but that was it. The lappers are a joke of course since there is nothing but an air dance even on a dead day and seated way in the back corner with 5 patrons in the place. How these clubs stay open in the bay area I have no idea so stay away and take the extra hour to get in the city. Tuesday nights may be the best way to go since they have amateur nights and I remember those nights always having decent talent.

After reading daytona's review, I decided to visit Kit Kat Club.

I went early evening on a weekday, so it was pretty quite. There
were maybe a dozen customers, but still a good selection of dancers.

All but one of the dancers were quite attractive. I'd say in the six
to nine range.

I agree that Lyla's is amazing. Beautiful body, better attitude.
Almost makes up for the air dance policy, which is the problem
with this club, and this area.

All-in-all, worth a return visit if I'm in the area.


Its been a couple years since I've been to the KKC.
I went Saturday and saw Lyla again and boy has she changed!!!
Needless to say she's now my new ATF.
See ya again in a couple months when I get back in town!

The rest of the club is still the same but it seems darker and much less busy. Still overpriced for private dances but its in the budget.

I don't know why I like this place ... but I do. I've been a semi-regular for years (please don't tell my wife).

Yes, there is no touching, no blowing. There's no true lap dance. The girls vary from 5-8's, depending on your preferences. Yes, the prices are too high (a "two song" dance is metered by $10 to the timing machine and $60 to the dancer). There is a $5, $40 single song dance but I never have done that.

Yet, I keep going back. I tip well at the rail $1-$3 a song depending on the dancer. Some of the dancers are a bit mechanical and avoid eye contact or smiling, but most actually will make eye contact and smile. I find that they respond well to someone who seems like they are actually enjoying themselves.

Most of the young women are college students. A few are single moms. Many are the girl next door type. Only very rarely have I been pressured into a dance. I've never been ripped off.

I've learned who to avoid (the ones that never realize that they've actually danced for me before, the ones who don't smile at me, and the ones who are too enhanced) and there are definite favorites whom I genuinely miss. It's gotten to the point now that I feel guilty going in when several favorites are there because I can't afford to spend quality time with more than one young woman a night.

I will tell you this about the quality of the people who work there. One night I accidently left my cell phone on the couch. I feared the worst. They called what appeared to be my home number on the phone and discreetly hung up when my wife answered. I went by the club and the door man handed me my phone with no calls made from it other than the one to my home.

I'll continue to repeat. Yeah, I have more money than brains. But at this club, I stay out of trouble and still have a fun time, albeit a bit too expensive.

I haven't been there in years but stopped for a lookie at some nookie. Here is my scope on things. The place was nearly empty - the hopping years are gone with the internet bubble. But the prices are still the same! No contact air dances for $60 + $10 for some machine - way way to expensive. With so few people there, go to the tip rail and keep her attention with a twenty pack of ones. You will get the same dance with less money. They aren't to talkative - probably cuz they are trying to hustle the only five guys there out of 60 fucking dollars. At least you won't be confused about the purpose of the place -- pulling money out of your pocket. The dancing sucks. They are suppose to get completely nude but many don't. Some wait till the last thirty seconds and pop their skirt up. You can see more nudity in the AMC theater down the road. The dancers have tattoo's all the fuck over them. It use to be pretty upscale.. at least for the Kit Kat Club - now it is turning into skank heaven. The music is too loud and one of the DJs is a rude piece of work. Oh yea, the lights - one can barely see the fucking stage! Its like watching a sillotte against the neon signs on the bar. That might work for The Pussy Cat Dolls but not for Kit Kat Strippers. This place has turned from standing room only to a "get a drink, flip a few bills on the rail and then go" kind of place.

Nude, no alcool bar. The girls are :
- pretty nice and diverse ... you will be able to find what you like
- and some are good dancer

The website provides info on who is going to perform (http://www.thekitkatclub.com/)

Its very safe, clean.

I went in the afternoon, which may not be the best time, the less customer you have, less motivated the girls are. But even though the girls were pretty good.

Contrary to some of the reviews, I didn't find the girls to be aggressive in selling "air" dances. I visted on a Wednesday night couple weeks ago and didn't get harrassed for a lap dance at all for the entire hour that I stayed. Albeit, boring hour. I've came to realize that every entertainment establishments that I've been through in Sunnyvale/San Jose area has been nothing but air.

Kit Kat Club (turn right off Wolf before Lowes) is propably one of the last strip joint that I will visit. Not because of the ladies, but because of the "all air" dance. Oh lady, I miss St. Catherine street in Montreal (high milage) or north of border across Buffalo during the winter season.

Any way, during my visit, there weren't that many patrons... about 6-8. I think most of them were locals, flashing sighs for "rating" off there napkins.

The bigest complaint that I have (other than air) is I went out to smoke (smoke free establishment), and found signs stating "no re-entry." Maybe I am paranoid, I swear I think the door man found me inconveniented him for re-opening the door for me.

Other than that, I find the ladies pleasent looking and friendly.

Damn Santa Clara... all air again. Can't wait to visit SF soon (This week).



Kit Kat Club has gone down a bit in quality. The women were a little less attractive than a few years ago, the clientale has gone a bit south of the usual professional crowd for silicon valley. Its still safe for a quick look at cootchie, but have low expectations, there dances are no touch and not with the best of looking ladies

There is no contact during private dances, and no booze to make you forget there is no contact during the private dances.

The interior of this small club looks as outdated as the white shirts and black bowties on the all-male bartending and door staff.

On the positive side, the club is all nude, and the dancers are friendly and decent looking, if skewed a little to the older side of dancers' career lifetimes.

But do not waste your time with the outrageously priced air dances. Just sit at the stage, tip generously, and enjoy the show and a root beer.

Back in town Again, I figured I'd give the place one last shot. Sadly, most of the cute girls are gone. And the aneorexics rule. For those who havent been to the place, there is no boze, a large cover charge, expensive air dances. The only good thing is the girls stay in the back and leave you alone

Good place to go to relax and not be hustled too much. Girls are pretty genuine. Looks range from 5-8. It seems like they are trying to make some changes.

Well, the more things change the more they stay the same. Flew in from Az, had time to kill so I went to the KKC. The girls are all lazy and really dont work the crowd. Air dances are still 60 bucks.

The club still features the best looking dancers in the South Bay. I think they still charge too much for the dances but you have the opportunity to tip all the girls especially since there never is a large crowd

Nothing much has changed at the club. The dances still are overpriced and there never really is much of a crowd. If you like a small time atmosphere where you have a chance to chat up the dancers this is the place for you.