the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Short review: If you like beautiful big booty girls shaking it to hip hop and P-Poppin in a beautiful, clean classy club, this place is for you! It's the Magic City of the West Coast - except you get friction here.

This club has only been open about a month as I write this, so they are still striving to get more customers. That said, when I walked in on a Wednesday night, here is what I encountered:

* Huge place. Great stage with lights in the floor.
* The girls were 7s to 9s, big booties all.
* Dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless, $60 nude. There is a VIP room for $250 for half hour.
* If you are going for the $20s (I usually like to get a ton of $20s) then ask the manager if u can use the VIP couch and pay the $20s in advance. Because the $20 area is really uncomfortable, small hard benches along the wall on a 2nd level overlooking the stage. That's my only complaint about this club. The manager said in the future he will allow me to get $20 laps on a VIP couch.

One girl, a tall young african-american beauty named London, can make her pussy do amazing things on stage. That alone was worth the $20 cover.

Lataz!


I found myself in San Francisco with some time on my hands. I decided to check out two of my favorite clubs New Century and O'Farrel. Since they are close, it is pretty easy and if you visit during the day, you receive the day time discount.

I entered New Century first. The layout has not changed much. The have a large stage and a tv that plays adult movies. You receive the free drink cup for the all you can drink sodas. There are seats at the stage. There are seats just off the stage. I sat in a row of seats just off the stage.

There were a handful of girls in the club. Most were decent looking. A younger girl with larger boobs (my fav) stopped by. She offered to give me a tour...

I took it as I wanted to know the menu. We of course stopped in one of the private rooms. She said that while we talked I would not need to feed the room machine. OK.

She kept that promise. She started discussing extras. 5 - 6 years ago, you would have been able to name the deed and negotiate a price. Now, it is about "having a good time".

Not feeling convinced, I wavered. Fairly quickly, another dancer arrived. They promised great two girl fun but now I had to put money in the room machine and tip the new girl and the original girl and that...

At this point, it just did not feel right so I thanked them both and excused myself. There might have been extras but it seems it would have been a lot of work and money.

As others have stated, this is a club with some pretty clever con-women. I am not from San Francisco, but I decided to try out one of these clubs because they are fairly liberal and wanted to see what kind of mileage I could get. The short answer is...none. The dancers are aggressive and will try to get you to the back. The rooms in the back have shitty vinyl-covered benches. The entrance to the rooms is shielded with a curtain, not a door. The issue is that they are allowed to barter the dances. I was asked, "Do you want to cum?" I said sure, and so I forked over $240, only to receive a nude air dance from Kia. She wanted even more and offered a handjob and blowjob, although I doubt that either would have ever occurred. Avoid this club at all costs. The cover is $30, the talent is poor (2-6), and they have no interest in entertainment. They just want your money and have no interest in return business.

When we first walked in, I thought we were in for a treat. The girls were pretty good, 5 - 8s. Good bodies, butter face or pretty face with 30+ extra pounds. They were all over us as we sat down. There was a stage with one dancer, but they were all begging to take you back to the private rooms.

I found a pretty face girl, agreed on a price and action, she took me back and gave me a half-assed dance and the run-around. I left feeling like I had been raped (and not in a good way).

I don't know if I picked the wrong girl or that is par for the course on that club, but I will never go back there.

This a strip club for the ages...If you go here expect a lot of contact and some of the girls are pretty much down for anything depending on how big your wallet is...It is a pretty expensive cover charge about 30.00...And once inside the girls know how to work ya...I would say avoid going upstairs to start off with and take some time to scope the place out....Ask a lot of questions and stay on your toes as some of the girls there are pretty crafty....Overall the chicks were pretty hot...I found one girl who charged me about 60.00 to go in the topless room...Very hot Latina girl...probably a 8 or 9....Lets just say she gave me a dance to remember!!!

This place is in the tenderloin district of San Francisco. Appears seedy at first sight because of the people lurking outside.
But it is fairly decent on the inside. Thursdays are the best night to go since there are a fair number of girls and not too
many patrons. Too many patrons on Sat/Sun and too few dancers on Mon-Wed.

The dancers are of all types. Mostly around 5-7. You got be careful about getting ripped off. Dancers are aggressive and
will approach you as soon as you enter. Best strategy is to sit around and check out and find one of the friendly ones.
If you give the impression that you are a regular you will get a better rate. Jade, Gretchen, Chloe, Dylan are some of the
friendly ones. Avoid Nancy - she is a total rip-off.

this place has really gone downhill. many of the regular girls have left the place because of poor management. there is much enticement to get you in the door, then a lot of promises of action which really doesn't amount to much as they try to suck more money out of you.

beware, even if you have the internet coupon you will still be charged a "drink fee".nn

Another place to avoid like the plague. Management needs to be sent a message to improve or they will continue to be a rip off place.



After lurking on the NCT review listings for a long while I decided finally to check it out for myself. I stopped off first at the nearby corner bar to get lubricated, then headed up the block to New Century. Was immediately accosted inside the door with offers to be shown around, which I shrugged off. There wasn't much happening on this weeknight. The on-stage talent ranged from 5-6, and there was a steady stream of aggressive dance offers from roving strippers. I finally relented and got one overpriced LD from a chick who wouldn't let me do anything without shelling out more cash. I suppose if I wanted to be blown by a skank, that was available here, but I wasn't that interested.

Went their on Friday with a couple of buddies, if you sign-up online you can get a discount coupon on there website. Really disappointing, strippers always hustling you, quality of woman dropped big-time…I one consistently asking for money, a lot of the dancers have a bad attitude. Went with one to the backroom just kept asking for more money and less deliverables, left early could not relax and enjoy the show because of the consistence hustle Next time I may visit Mitchell Bros.

STEALING FROM THE CLIENTS! AVOID CENTURY!!! Not just some fancy moves to try to get us to shell out month, but literally reaching into your pockets and pulling out twenties with hopes you don't notice. Now I have been to a lot of clubs and seen a lot of bad practices, but I was SHOCKED with this one.

1. The Girl "JAZEL" - ½ Brazilian girl gave some great sweet talk about the VIP room, and no pressure but the other girls will cheat you and I will not… blah blah.
2. Starts into a sob story about her Mother with Cancer that she is supporting. She was a TERRIBLE actress, but no harm in playing along.
3. She got me to the VIP with the normal front price with lots of side tipping required when you are there. He then leaves the room (with you money) and returns a few minutes later. She tries to force some cocaine on me, and I had to be forceful to finally refuse.
4. She starts the Mouth work and have you put your hands above your head (so you can't look down). She then reaches into the back pocket while doing the job, taking all the 20s there. At the end she places your keys / glasses / etc into your pocked, and at the same time pulls out anything in the front pocket. (in all she grabbed $400 from me)
5. I caught her in the end, and refused to go until she have it back. She, of course, says I must have dropped it and in the meantime pretends to look in the room while she stashes part of the cash. She then opens her purse and shows that she only have the original $$ you have her (since she already left the room with that money, and also stashed more in the room during the supposed search).
6. Now she is negotiating with me to give me ½ of what is in her purse. I literally had to reach down and grab all of the money and tell her I would not make a deal out of it if she gives it back. In all I got most of it back, but im sure she stashed a good $100-$200 that I could not find..
7. I go tell the manager.. but he seemed more pissed that she got caught than the fact that show stole. He told me I was luckey because most guys probably don't even notice. Even the MANAGEMENT IS IN ON THIS!

SO that is my story. AVOID NEW CENTURY THEATER. I recommend O'Farrell Theater or others, this is the first really really bad one I have found in SanFran so far.

This isn't the worst strip club in San Francisco, but it's a long way removed from its glory years when it was essentially the legal brothel of San Francisco and to boot had gorgeous women. Now the women are just so so, the extras non-existent (although you can certainly spend a lot of money in pursuit of them!) and the structure of the place totally different. About the only thing that remains the same is that because the neighborhood still stinks this is by default usually a pretty young crowd, since no one else wants to walk here. It's not bad, but Mitchell Brothers is just down the street...and is a much better experience.

I've been to this club 5 times over the past 3 years while on buisness travel and it really is a mixed bag. The very first time I went there I met a STUNNING brunette after about 10 minutes of fending off the vultures and she was no pressure. I eventually elected to take a private dance with her, we went into the booth and she proceeded to talk to me in french w/o needing a translator. I came back a few nights later and had the complete opposite with promises of a good time and ended up getting ripped off. I've actually only had one other good time with a dancer w/o a flurry of rules but the other two times have been just too restrictive and/or a ripoff to allow me to actually give this place a good rating.

Mitchell Brothers is a better choice which is just across the street if you're looking for what these clubs offer. However if you just want lap dances, neither place is good.

Went to the club last month. Pretty good crowd on a Saturday night. There were dancers all over the place. It seemed one would approach you every two to three minutes for a dance. make sure you do not take a tour when you first enter, the girl would have you in a private room within a few minutes. The sales pitch begins & it is a pain trying to escape. I ahd a couple of pretty good private dances from a couple of the girls. Best one was from a cute asian girl (can not remember her name, but her photo is on the club webpage). A lot of contact but that is it. I was advised that the club put cameras in all of the rooms. I was told that the last non-camera club is teh Ofarrell club just a few blocks away.

I guess it was an alright night. Be careful when you leave the club late at night. A lot of guys hanging out begging for $. It took a good 10 minutes to catch a cab in the middle of that crap!