the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

I walked by here and on a whim decided to check it out.At first,you don't know what to expect because it doesn't look like your average strip club,but once inside I had a great time.A very low key sensual experience.I'll definitely be back.

It's been several years since I was here but man was I ripped off in this place. Gave the girl $100 and she wouldn't even take her clothes off. She kept asking for more money but wouldn't live up to her hype. I've stayed away ever since and couldn't be talked into going back here ever again! BUYER BEWARE!

something out of a quentin tarantino-like movie .a very low-key sensual atmosphere.There are usually 2 or 3 lingerie models working, you get to pick your choice and then off to a private room you go. Sit back enjoy the show and indulge your fantasies.I recommend "Divine", very personable ,charming and seems to really enjoy what she's doing. Sorry fella's fetishes and fantasies only.Absolutely no full service (Sex).......

Short review: If you like beautiful big booty girls shaking it to hip hop and P-Poppin in a beautiful, clean classy club, this place is for you! It's the Magic City of the West Coast - except you get friction here.

This club has only been open about a month as I write this, so they are still striving to get more customers. That said, when I walked in on a Wednesday night, here is what I encountered:

* Huge place. Great stage with lights in the floor.
* The girls were 7s to 9s, big booties all.
* Dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless, $60 nude. There is a VIP room for $250 for half hour.
* If you are going for the $20s (I usually like to get a ton of $20s) then ask the manager if u can use the VIP couch and pay the $20s in advance. Because the $20 area is really uncomfortable, small hard benches along the wall on a 2nd level overlooking the stage. That's my only complaint about this club. The manager said in the future he will allow me to get $20 laps on a VIP couch.

One girl, a tall young african-american beauty named London, can make her pussy do amazing things on stage. That alone was worth the $20 cover.

Lataz!


This club needs a lot of work. First off, it is just priced too expensive for the Harrisburg area. Cover was $30, Dances are basically $10 to the club, $10 to the girl per dance, and you have to buy two as a minimum so $40 for two dances. The quality of dancers was pretty low. There is one stage and the dancers pick their own music and then strip fully nude onstage. Afterwards, they circulate the room asking for tips. Their was also a shower show available but it wasn't running when I was there so not sure exactly how it works. The tables have a little menu of what is available from the dancers.
Much better dances, better quality dancers, and lower prices at the place next door.

This place pretty much sux. Girls are 4 to 6, very pushy, think they're doing you a favor by taking your money. Dances are nude on stage, didn't get a LD but got an offer of a BJ or $50.00. Passed, went next door to Adult World.

I stoped in here after the vist next door to adult world. I wanted to see what it was about since having never been there. When I went in it was completely dead, but I opted for the $10 cover in hopes of it picking up. It didnt. At least I got a review out if it and can warn others. There were 3 girls working that night, One was about a 6. the other was a chubby girl, the other girl looked like a boy. The dances on stage did get nude. I did not partake in any dances. they do have a dance "menu" with their prices. I think they start at $20. Save your money and go next door.

I found myself in San Francisco with some time on my hands. I decided to check out two of my favorite clubs New Century and O'Farrel. Since they are close, it is pretty easy and if you visit during the day, you receive the day time discount.

I entered New Century first. The layout has not changed much. The have a large stage and a tv that plays adult movies. You receive the free drink cup for the all you can drink sodas. There are seats at the stage. There are seats just off the stage. I sat in a row of seats just off the stage.

There were a handful of girls in the club. Most were decent looking. A younger girl with larger boobs (my fav) stopped by. She offered to give me a tour...

I took it as I wanted to know the menu. We of course stopped in one of the private rooms. She said that while we talked I would not need to feed the room machine. OK.

She kept that promise. She started discussing extras. 5 - 6 years ago, you would have been able to name the deed and negotiate a price. Now, it is about "having a good time".

Not feeling convinced, I wavered. Fairly quickly, another dancer arrived. They promised great two girl fun but now I had to put money in the room machine and tip the new girl and the original girl and that...

At this point, it just did not feel right so I thanked them both and excused myself. There might have been extras but it seems it would have been a lot of work and money.

As others have stated, this is a club with some pretty clever con-women. I am not from San Francisco, but I decided to try out one of these clubs because they are fairly liberal and wanted to see what kind of mileage I could get. The short answer is...none. The dancers are aggressive and will try to get you to the back. The rooms in the back have shitty vinyl-covered benches. The entrance to the rooms is shielded with a curtain, not a door. The issue is that they are allowed to barter the dances. I was asked, "Do you want to cum?" I said sure, and so I forked over $240, only to receive a nude air dance from Kia. She wanted even more and offered a handjob and blowjob, although I doubt that either would have ever occurred. Avoid this club at all costs. The cover is $30, the talent is poor (2-6), and they have no interest in entertainment. They just want your money and have no interest in return business.

When we first walked in, I thought we were in for a treat. The girls were pretty good, 5 - 8s. Good bodies, butter face or pretty face with 30+ extra pounds. They were all over us as we sat down. There was a stage with one dancer, but they were all begging to take you back to the private rooms.

I found a pretty face girl, agreed on a price and action, she took me back and gave me a half-assed dance and the run-around. I left feeling like I had been raped (and not in a good way).

I don't know if I picked the wrong girl or that is par for the course on that club, but I will never go back there.

This a strip club for the ages...If you go here expect a lot of contact and some of the girls are pretty much down for anything depending on how big your wallet is...It is a pretty expensive cover charge about 30.00...And once inside the girls know how to work ya...I would say avoid going upstairs to start off with and take some time to scope the place out....Ask a lot of questions and stay on your toes as some of the girls there are pretty crafty....Overall the chicks were pretty hot...I found one girl who charged me about 60.00 to go in the topless room...Very hot Latina girl...probably a 8 or 9....Lets just say she gave me a dance to remember!!!

This place is in the tenderloin district of San Francisco. Appears seedy at first sight because of the people lurking outside.
But it is fairly decent on the inside. Thursdays are the best night to go since there are a fair number of girls and not too
many patrons. Too many patrons on Sat/Sun and too few dancers on Mon-Wed.

The dancers are of all types. Mostly around 5-7. You got be careful about getting ripped off. Dancers are aggressive and
will approach you as soon as you enter. Best strategy is to sit around and check out and find one of the friendly ones.
If you give the impression that you are a regular you will get a better rate. Jade, Gretchen, Chloe, Dylan are some of the
friendly ones. Avoid Nancy - she is a total rip-off.

this place has really gone downhill. many of the regular girls have left the place because of poor management. there is much enticement to get you in the door, then a lot of promises of action which really doesn't amount to much as they try to suck more money out of you.

beware, even if you have the internet coupon you will still be charged a "drink fee".nn

Another place to avoid like the plague. Management needs to be sent a message to improve or they will continue to be a rip off place.



After lurking on the NCT review listings for a long while I decided finally to check it out for myself. I stopped off first at the nearby corner bar to get lubricated, then headed up the block to New Century. Was immediately accosted inside the door with offers to be shown around, which I shrugged off. There wasn't much happening on this weeknight. The on-stage talent ranged from 5-6, and there was a steady stream of aggressive dance offers from roving strippers. I finally relented and got one overpriced LD from a chick who wouldn't let me do anything without shelling out more cash. I suppose if I wanted to be blown by a skank, that was available here, but I wasn't that interested.

Went their on Friday with a couple of buddies, if you sign-up online you can get a discount coupon on there website. Really disappointing, strippers always hustling you, quality of woman dropped big-time…I one consistently asking for money, a lot of the dancers have a bad attitude. Went with one to the backroom just kept asking for more money and less deliverables, left early could not relax and enjoy the show because of the consistence hustle Next time I may visit Mitchell Bros.

STEALING FROM THE CLIENTS! AVOID CENTURY!!! Not just some fancy moves to try to get us to shell out month, but literally reaching into your pockets and pulling out twenties with hopes you don't notice. Now I have been to a lot of clubs and seen a lot of bad practices, but I was SHOCKED with this one.

1. The Girl "JAZEL" - ½ Brazilian girl gave some great sweet talk about the VIP room, and no pressure but the other girls will cheat you and I will not… blah blah.
2. Starts into a sob story about her Mother with Cancer that she is supporting. She was a TERRIBLE actress, but no harm in playing along.
3. She got me to the VIP with the normal front price with lots of side tipping required when you are there. He then leaves the room (with you money) and returns a few minutes later. She tries to force some cocaine on me, and I had to be forceful to finally refuse.
4. She starts the Mouth work and have you put your hands above your head (so you can't look down). She then reaches into the back pocket while doing the job, taking all the 20s there. At the end she places your keys / glasses / etc into your pocked, and at the same time pulls out anything in the front pocket. (in all she grabbed $400 from me)
5. I caught her in the end, and refused to go until she have it back. She, of course, says I must have dropped it and in the meantime pretends to look in the room while she stashes part of the cash. She then opens her purse and shows that she only have the original $$ you have her (since she already left the room with that money, and also stashed more in the room during the supposed search).
6. Now she is negotiating with me to give me ½ of what is in her purse. I literally had to reach down and grab all of the money and tell her I would not make a deal out of it if she gives it back. In all I got most of it back, but im sure she stashed a good $100-$200 that I could not find..
7. I go tell the manager.. but he seemed more pissed that she got caught than the fact that show stole. He told me I was luckey because most guys probably don't even notice. Even the MANAGEMENT IS IN ON THIS!

SO that is my story. AVOID NEW CENTURY THEATER. I recommend O'Farrell Theater or others, this is the first really really bad one I have found in SanFran so far.

This isn't the worst strip club in San Francisco, but it's a long way removed from its glory years when it was essentially the legal brothel of San Francisco and to boot had gorgeous women. Now the women are just so so, the extras non-existent (although you can certainly spend a lot of money in pursuit of them!) and the structure of the place totally different. About the only thing that remains the same is that because the neighborhood still stinks this is by default usually a pretty young crowd, since no one else wants to walk here. It's not bad, but Mitchell Brothers is just down the street...and is a much better experience.

I've been to this club 5 times over the past 3 years while on buisness travel and it really is a mixed bag. The very first time I went there I met a STUNNING brunette after about 10 minutes of fending off the vultures and she was no pressure. I eventually elected to take a private dance with her, we went into the booth and she proceeded to talk to me in french w/o needing a translator. I came back a few nights later and had the complete opposite with promises of a good time and ended up getting ripped off. I've actually only had one other good time with a dancer w/o a flurry of rules but the other two times have been just too restrictive and/or a ripoff to allow me to actually give this place a good rating.

Mitchell Brothers is a better choice which is just across the street if you're looking for what these clubs offer. However if you just want lap dances, neither place is good.

Went to the club last month. Pretty good crowd on a Saturday night. There were dancers all over the place. It seemed one would approach you every two to three minutes for a dance. make sure you do not take a tour when you first enter, the girl would have you in a private room within a few minutes. The sales pitch begins & it is a pain trying to escape. I ahd a couple of pretty good private dances from a couple of the girls. Best one was from a cute asian girl (can not remember her name, but her photo is on the club webpage). A lot of contact but that is it. I was advised that the club put cameras in all of the rooms. I was told that the last non-camera club is teh Ofarrell club just a few blocks away.

I guess it was an alright night. Be careful when you leave the club late at night. A lot of guys hanging out begging for $. It took a good 10 minutes to catch a cab in the middle of that crap!

Across the street from Mitchell Brothers Theater, the difference is like day and night. The girls here are highly variable in attractiveness but in general range from 4-7, with many dumpy, overweight girls mixed in , in fact there were only 2 attractive dancers there, a girl named Taylor and a friend. I received a dance from Taylor who was very nice, had a dynamite smile, but overall the experience was not worth the money ($100 plus $20 for the room). Don't bother going in until after at least 7pm. I went in in the afternoon, at that time there were only 2 girls.

Thursday afternoon I toured three theater type “clubs” here in The City. These were The New Century Theater, LA Girls, and The Market Street Cinema. All three had decent stage shows. In each case the lap dance area consists of either $40 topless only booths, or full nude booths for $80. Both choices have meters in all three venues, but they are used somewhat differently. All the booths offer a reasonable amount of privacy. In all cases the performers demanded their money up front. I keep swearing to never pay up front again and I need to stick to my guns. I was one of three customers at The New Century, of one at LA Girls, and of two at Market Street. My personal opinion is that the process (meters and monitors) and the “promise them anything, get the money up front, send them away disappointed and pissed” has put a damper on the business. Clubs in other parts of the country where the girls are more prone to fun and the dancers pay the club rather than run a meter, are full to overflowing. Try Treasures in Houston or Rick’s in Seattle for instance.

There were three or four reasonably attractive, but not very salacious, dancers working The New Century at 2:30 PM and one or two customers other than myself. After watching about three sets, I accepted a lap dance proposition from a silicone enhanced brunette who was probably in her late 20s. I was very clear about what I expected, paid the dancer $80 and fed the machine $20. While I don’t think she quite lived up to our agreement, the length of the meter run, at least, was not an issue. When I returned to the main stage, there were no other customers nor any performers. I left.

This club is awful. Their website says free admission, but they charge you $10 for some bogus soda. I don't come to a club for soda. Many of the girls have attitudes. Not in a nice part of the city. I'd avoid this club and most of the other Deja Vu clubs. Better deals for your money elsewhere.

I liked the lay out of the club. Great time, had the best private dance of my life. Also sat at the stage and poured hot candle wax on a feature dance. Not your high glamour place, but very nice, good private rooms upstairs..

Went at 8 pM on a Monday night. Paid the $20 cover. It was empty. Left, came back half an hour later, it was still empty. Left, came back again a bit later, and it was still empty. If it hadn't provided a better time in the past, I would give it a (much, much) lower score. Message -- don't go early on a weeknight.


Wednesday night around 12:40AM (I guess really Thursday morning...). Stopped in only 'cause MBOT was closed for some reason and it's right around the corner.

Nasty, nasty, nasty.

Acosted at the door by two nasty chicks, insistant upon at least a tour... nasty. Yeah, the place had probably a dozen or so patrons, and maybe the same number of girls, but I couldn't stay. 4 - 6 in looks.

Just nasty and cost $25 plus cab fare to find out.

Went late on a Friday and very crowded. Some dancers were very hot, but some a little too chunky for me. I got grabbed by a girl when I first walked in and when I got in the private room saw she was pretty fat. I gave 60 to her before I really saw. (I was pretty drunk.) She then said if I gave her more, we could have a "squirt party". I sis not ask her how much, or what a squirt party was because I was not into her. When I went outside after, the stage show was pretty good, and the dancers were very friendly, and if you tipped, showed you plenty of attention. However, quality was not nearly as good as Mitchell Bros., and only slightly less expensive.

This was my first time at this club. I went on a Saturday night. Cover was $30 which was less than I expected as some places in the area charge 35 – 40. As soon as I walked in I was met by 2 decent looking girls who insisted on “giving me a tour of the place” as it was my first time. I was a little taken aback by the aggressiveness, but when I explained that I was not ready for a private dance, they were cool about it. I have been to a number of strip clubs and most of the better ones have their share of the not so great looking or sad-sack girls, but there was not a single girl that was not at least above average and most were very good looking babes with a nice mix of races and some very exotic looking women. There were many girls and all very friendly and nice and attentive. If you gave any of them an interested look they were at your chair in an instant and were happy to get you to a room to negotiate whatever you wanted. The , clientele was also a notch above the usual and I have to admit that I prefer the California no smoking thing as you don’t walk out stinking like cigs for the next week. There is no alcohol, but free refill soda – which seems kind of weird and also explains why the crowd is ore controlled. The place also is clean and comfortable.

The place is not too big, but not packed feeling. You could always move up to the stage if you wanted to. There is one main stage and the girls dance in pairs (except for one girl who need the whole stage as she was very high energy). They dance to 3 songs and go from bikini to topless to nude. The big push is for private dances which are in the back and upstairs. You pay $20/girl into a bill machine on the wall to use a curtained private room and then pay the girls $20 and up for partial nude, nude and more…..as you desire and as you negotiate (the sky’s the limit I gathered).

All-in-all, I would go back in a heartbeat. It was one of the best strip clubs I’ve been in. If you are in SF – definitely worth the trip. I give it a 9/10 as you always have to leave room for more.


I had one of those moments when I had more money than brains so with a little more time to kill on my Friday afternoon I popped in to the NCT. I had been here only once before and only because that time it was a Sunday afternoon and MBOT wasn't open yet. I wanted to see if my previous experience was representative. Well, like previous reviewers indicated, you walk in here you should expect to be pounced on. I paid my $20 to the girl at the front desk, was given my "ticket" and a cup for soft drink. I took maybe 2 steps into the club and Monica was at my side. She asked if I had been here before and since it had been a good while she wanted to show me around to see the improvements. First I asked her to direct me to the soft drink dispenser. Then she took me around showing me several private dance rooms on the main floor. While in one of these she began the sell. She let her loose fitting top kindof-sortof fall away revealing some really nice large all-natural boobs. We talked about options and then she headed upstairs to a "better room". She suggested what would have made for a great afternoon (and a rating of 10) but wanted much more than I was willing to pay. I got her down by about 40% and we agreed to party. Guys... do not do what I just did.. I gave her the $$ up front and then she had to run to the back for "something". She knew I was thinking this was stupid so she came right back, took off her top and gave it to me as proof that she would come back. I thought this was still pretty stupid on my part, but she did return so I survived this mental lapse on my part. She did seem to have a decent personality so I was glad that she didn't rip me off but I'll not do that again. Then she got naked and I was pleased to see a cute little clit ring. Just a personal fav of mine. Our little party was OK, but not stellar and she did seem to move things along a lot quicker than I would prefer. She also was quick to take off once we were concluded and her implications of what would take place were not completely accurate. At this point I was out of $$ so I left. Never actually saw any of the "stage show". This place is probably not where you want to go to hang out and watch girls dance on stage. If your negotiating skills are sharp it can be fun.

The place was pretty dark and the women were quite agressive, hinting that full service is always an option there. A couple of women literally got into my face and tried to get me upstairs for a "dance." They both seemed pretty skanky. I left soon after that.

No parking. Yes admission charge. I didn’t care for the place. It’s dark and dirty. The women are hard-core. The prices are outrageous. The selection is few. There are long waits between dancers. Everyone is pushy.

I hate to say this but NCT is not the club it once was. The girls are much more uptight and they have put cameras in a the VIP rooms. I hear chatter that is true and it is not true but I have a regular that I have been seeing for about three years and she telling me they definately do have cameras in the rooms. I know she would not lie because she knows that I wont give her the same amount of money because of the obvious. Oh well MBOT has no cameras but a bit more expensive.

First off, the claim of video cameras in the private rooms is bogus, the dancer probably said that to try to end negotiation for extras. That said, this is still a "no extras" place, although you're welcome to whip it out if you choose. Why someone would choose that, however... but I digress. The twin features of this place are attractive women and VERY hard sells. However, despite the hard sell, with the right dancer you can get some solid entertainment. I had a good experience with a blonde named "Dylan", who, while I'd still call it a hard sell, was very upfront about what I'd get for what cost, and very in to tailoring the experience for my personal likes and dislikes. (Oh, and it's rumored that still extras go on behind some of the curtains, but good luck trying to haggle that out.)

I went there today about 1pm. 4 girls working. 8 guys in the cheap seats. I was hoping for the same kind of fun I had had at nearby Michell Brothers brothel the year before but instead it was just dancing and offers for a "do it yourself squirt party". This is not what I had in mind so I stuck with a simple 20$ lap dance from Mahogany...a bit boring and then 20 plus 20 from Exotica - a real babe. Video cameras in the private rooms, hence the tame play offered.

I went back to New Century after a recent party with some co-workers. Hadn't been there since my last review almost two years ago. All I can say is the intervenening years have been good to this place! Wow, there were some smoking hot women, and I had a great time.

We arrived a bit later than last time - maybe that was part of the problem before. I seem to recall I was in there around 8 PM last time; this time it was closer to 1:00 AM. It wasn't too crowded, and there were probably about 10 or 14 dancers, averaging from just OK to smoking hot. In particular there was a hot slightly older Russian woman with blonde hair; more on her later . . .

The girls didn't apply too much pressure, but as always there were a few who walked away immediately after they heard "maybe later" in response to their questions. Personally I like to chat them up a bit first, to try and get a feel (haha!) for how the dance might be. I got plenty of mileage from a tall skinny black chick named Cocoa (yeah right); she sat on my lap for a good 10-15 minutes letting me massage her slowly. She performed well in the private dance also - full contact except for the cookie, and a good bump & grind routine. All in all Cocoa was worth the $$ I invested.

Olga (or whatever her name was) was also quite worth the time and effort. Although with her, there was no effort. She was one of those providers who you just make eye contact with immediately and know it's all over - you have no choice but to do her bidding. I'm glad I did. She took me upstairs to the more private booths (curtained booths with little beds). Unfortunately they're timed at about 5 minutes or so per $20. With Olga everything was on the menu (the place might be called a brothel), but I was only interested in a good private dance with full contact. I got it, and it was quite enjoyable. I can't wait to go back.

To sum up, I think this place has really pulled itself out of the dumpster recently. The women are hot, mileage is high, and they still have free soda!! Go late though, seems to be a lot more girls after 10 or 11 PM.

Whenever, I am in San Francisco I hit the usual haunts, O'Farrel, MSC, Crazy Horse, LA Gals, and New Century. The downside of sampling all of them is that is takes $100.00 out of your wallet before anything else (at least).

I could write a review on all 5 (but I am hoping to extend my membership to more than one month ;-). So, I will write about the location that was the best for me, NCT.

NCT can be hit and miss. In the past, it has been my favorite. But the girls can be absolutely mercenary. This last time it was my most enjoyable visit of all. The club also has feature dancers. The features are more than just a local girl being promoted as a feature. If you want to know the feature either drive by (they post features on the outside wall) or call. The web site is a joke. Lots of flash but little useful information. The features shows are always fun but still tend to be tamer than the real action.

The club has updated itself since my last visit. The stage extends into the audience more. In the past it had been a simple "square stage". The club also has more secluded tables for lap dances. One in particular is behind where the projector displays so if you want to watch a movie (aduult) and get a lap dance, that is the spot.

No matter where you sit, you will soon have someone come by to ask you for either a private dance or a lap dance. Either is your choice, I prefer to get a lap dance before a private dance. It gives me an idea of who I will like once I go back to the private rooms.

The private rooms are small. They have a bed or couch. $20 goes to the house for 10 or so minutes (it is still a little rushed). The rest is negotiated between the dancer and you.

Here is where I had my best luck. After not quite getting the service I wanted in other clubs. I was skeptical. The dancer who I was with was telling me that if I did not like what happened she would give me my money back. I was even more bit skeptical. However, we hit on a compromise that I liked (and she consented).

I paid 1/2 up front. The other half on completion. I got what I wanted. In the future, I will do this.

Also, during the festivities, the dancer's girlfriend came into the room. She was upselling for a two girl show but I admit I was having fun just with the other girl watching the French lessons that were occurring (translated of course).

Finally, all of the women at NCT were at least 8's with most being 9's and 10's. My taste: blonde, big breasts and thin. It was a good time and made up for the disappointments at the other clubs.

I finally got to sink my teeth in Dallas last night. Best BJ I ever had.

Also Rob Alert Dancer Kirsten Reece has changed her name to Summer. She is a 5'10 large breasted blonde blue eyed dancer with the heart of a ROB.

OK, I walked over here from MBOT, hoping to catch this porn star's show a little after lunch. What's the cover? Fifteen bucks to get in. If you want a Red Bull, that's another 3. If you want a soda, that's 5. Jeez....I should have kept that damn coupon!
So I pay the man and walk in, sans drink. Two girls and a guy are chatting in that little sofa/booth by the front entrance. I grab a seat by the rail.

After waiting for 10 minutes and nothing, absolutely nothing, happening, I get up and get ready to leave. One of the girls stops me and asks where I'm going. I was pretty pissed by this time. She says it's too early and all the dancers are still in the dressing room and besides, no one will get up to dance for only 2 guys. I'm outta there.

As I'm leaving, the man at the counter asks how was it? Ha!

Hard to rate this club. Went mid afternoon on a Monday. Immediately grabbed by the only 2 dancers there, or so they said, and taken to the back private dance rooms. to make a long story short, the hustle factor on a scale of 1-10 was about a 20. Not kidding, been going to strip clubs for over 10 years and this place was twice as bad as the worst I had ever seen. Seems their basic MO, is to find out how much money you have and get you to give it to them. Then they both get naked and promise you the time of your life for just a few hundred more .... and then to the cash machine ... and more promises.
Yes, a good time can be had, and maybe it is better at night, but here is my advice from a one time, afternoon visit on the weekday: Bring only the cash you are willing to spend, leave your credit cards in the car or better yet at home or in the hotel. Put your defenses on high before you get there and if you feel the heavy hustle, dont walk out .... run!!

This place is a poo(er) man's MBOT. The girls are almost as good looking and the prices are about half of what they are down the street. That said, the club doesn't have quite so many side shows. Wihle MBOT has girl-on-girl action and the all-the-porn-that-you-can watch theater, New Century only has the main stage and its themed rooms.

Depending upon the time of day, the girls can be friendly, pushy to out-right shark-like. Evenings are best, when there are a good number of dancers but fewer customers.

One girl I'd like to recommend is Precious. She's a Latin / Asian / Caucasian mix and is rediculously flexible. She's got this trick where she sits you down on a bench in one of the private rooms and does a quick flip forwards to put her legs onto your shoulders. It must be experienced to believe.

I'm working my way over to MBOT, but figure I need to save up a little longer for that adventure. Since my #1 girl wasn't working at Crazy Horse on this particular Wednesday evening, I decided to give NCT a try. Man, I had no idea what aggressive hustle was until I walked into this place. No sooner had I paid the $30 admission, I was propositioned by a couple of girls lurking at the entry cutain. I politely passed, but I was immediately scooped up by a young black girl who insisted nothing was going on in the main room and entreated me to accompany her on a free tour. I went along and got to see the upstairs' theme rooms and VIP areas. Each room has its own decor and is on average 5'X10' with a small couch, end table and lamp (as well as a meter, paper towel dispenser, etc). I politely passed on her offer to try a room right then and there and moved back on down to the main floor. There's a drink dispenser located right near the entrance accross from the DJ booth and your free to have all you want. The main room is small, but pretty well laid out. Every seat offers a good view of the stage with a choice if perimeter tables and chairs, cocktail lounge style seating in the middle, and of course the tip rail. Unfortunately, you will not be able to relax more than 30-60 seconds before the girls start swarming. Now, I know full well that regular dance invitations are part of the game, but I'm telling you - this was like swatting mosquitos.
It wasn't all bad... fortunately for me a very friendly, outgoing Molado girl walked by and stopped in her tracks to compliment me on my cologne. She asked to sit down with me and we struck up a very pleasant conversation. I was finally able to relax a little and genuinely enjoyed the vibe between us. She eventially offered to show me around too, and since there 'really' wasn't much of interest going on at the stage, I agreed. She actually did show me around the whole place and offered lots of cool insights. When we got to the upstairs theme rooms again, I agreed to spend some private time w/ her.
Now here's where it got a little fuzzy w/ regard to pricing. You basically rent the rooms via the meter and tip the girl according to whatever you negotiate. I'm pretty sure the room rate is about $10 per song (~3 mins). And as far as what to expect from your tip... the term YMMV absolutely applies. I think a lot depends on how clean and friendly you are (see TUSCL Rules of the Road), how much your willing to spend, and whether you hit it off w/ the girl. I suspect that w/ the right combination, there is no hard limit on what you can do up there (reminds me of what folks have said about MBOT).
I blew ~$250 and had a very generous and intimate experience w/ Carmen. I can safely say it was one of the wildest things I've ever done. So, the club itself is pretty good overall, there's a pretty good diversity of girls - most are black or white (practically no asians and few latinas, etc). Obviously from my review, at least some of the girls are very friendly. I have to subtract serious points for the heavy hustle though. Maybe I picked a slow night and suffered the consequences, but it was really a turn off.

Spent some time here on Mar 6, and had a negative experience with Cali. She is definitely beautiful, but on this particular night she had a crappy attitude. Was upstairs getting a private dance with her, and after about 5 min, without warning, she shouts "could you NOT touch my hair!" Needless to say, that completely spoiled the mood.

Went in here on a Thursday after MBOT was a bit of a letdown. I have had no luck in this club for at least two years so I kind a gave up on it. I heard from on of the MBOT girls that the house fee went up and a lot of girls left. So with this information I decided to go to the Century. I must say had a great time the women are aggressive as ever but I have no problem saying no a hundred times. There were quite a few good lookers (i thought the talent was better than MBOT). I did get some dances but one stood out amongst the others Cali was great. I highly recommend her as there was no bullshit. I did negotiate and from there all was good. So if you want an honest dance from a greAt looking women see Cali.

I give this place a ten because the dancers are so friendly. And outgoing. And personable. And open minded. All were reasonably attractive, some more so than others, when I visited. A goood mix of ethnicities and body types. Located on a not-that-bad block in the Tenderloin, the club consists of a large central stage and a number of rooms, on two levels, with timers and curtains for private shows. It's all nude but no alcohol, but I think you could bring your own if you were discrete (hip flask). As you enter the main room, you will be ambushed by dancers asking for private dances and offering tours. Take the tour it's free, but pass on their dances, since they are probably just very greedy people. There is a high hustle factor (not 60 seconds w/o a "wanna dance"), but the sales pitches themselves are very enjoyable.

The only thing that keeps this from being a "10" is the quality of some of the girls. The service, however, is HOT, HOT, HOT. Great dances with little inhibition in private setting. Boys -- you ain't in Kansas anymore. If in S.F. you have to check it out.

The New Century has been remodeled since the last time I was there. The atmosphere is much higher quality than MSC or some of the other strip clubs, almost at the gentlemen's club level. There is a large stage where the ladies perform totally nude, and some of them hang out alongside the stage.

I visited on a weekday afternoon, and the cover was $15.00. I think the cover goes up to $40.00 after 7PM. The afternoon shifts seem to have less hustle, and that was true for me. The first lady I saw offered me a "tour" of the place, which was mostly upstairs. But since I didn't care for her, I bailed early. The deal with the rooms is $20.00 for the room and then you tip the dancer. They seem to expect a lot - at least $100.00, but they promise a lot too.

I was just looking for a nice lap dance, got that for much less than 100 bucks, and left. Overall the dancers were above average in looks and personality. In the past I felt the NCT was kind of a seedy, high pressure environment, but now I can recommend it as one of the better adult entertainment experiences in San Francisco.

Two if us went recently on a Thursday night. Seemed like about 15 ladies working and a medium size crowd of men. We sat at the rail and were approached by many women between sets. All of the ladies were friendly and very attractive.
The dancers on stage made good use of their time on the stage and danced for the guys on the rail, not way in the back as at some clubs. The layout at the New Century is among the best I've seen. In years past, it was theater style seating. The chairs are comfortable and on casters. The stage has two arms that jut out into the seating area a little so ladies can dance a bit closer to more of the audience. We spent about 1 hour there because we had to be somewhere, or I am sure we would have dropped much more cash. We didn't partake in any private dances. I liked this atmosphere over the atmosphere a year ago. Now the ladies are much more low key, with the exception of the few who try to latch onto you at the door. I will be back. Remember to use the coupon from the website for free admission with a $10.00 unlimited soft drink.

New Century is definitely a class act! The women are beautiful (even the exceptions to this statement were 7's or 8's). The place is clean and the management is nice. Lots of fun is available in the private rooms. I had a great time just letting ladies take me back and try to persuade me to stay with them.
My favorite is Essence. She works weekends, may be doing some week days now also. Beautiful, considerate, intelligent even. Another favorite is Kenya - tall black woman with class.
Take some money, but be sure to check this place out!

Went back and had fun with Jocelyn. She's ok but tries to be expensive. Also had Mairah, short petite Brunette, total doll highly recomended (I don't remember the name well but I think it's right). I also have to say this site and other sites like this are doing thier job well as the ROB's have changed their stage names to avoid detection.

I don't understand why the average rating of this club is lower than centerfold, or crazy horse, or MBOT. You go to strip clubs to see pretty girls strip, right? You can find the most beautiful girls in town stripping right before your eyes here. Well it's true that these most beautiful girls are a bit more aggressive here than the other 3 clubs mentioned above, they come sit on your laps, rub your chest or lower, and beg for a dance... Is anybody complaining about that??

I went there twice, both in weekends. It seems the glamour of the club is attracting more of the most beautiful non-stripper girls in town. Both times I saw quite a few very pretty girls sitting at the tip-row got stripped topless by the show performers - the scenes were so hot that I kept screwing my brain for days after seeing them!

Oh and Nadia... yikes avoid her if you can, or you'll fall in love with a stripper!

The Century has added chained off booths against the back wall since my visit last year. Only one couple was using a booth---perhaps they were waiting for a favorite dancer. Or they didn't want to be near the riff-raff. There were more women in the audience than I remember from past visits, though.

The club was about 2/3s full but I saw no one going back to the private areas with those insane $20 timers (didn't bother to ask if that price had gone up, too). In fact, a guy next to me actually chased off a dancer who was doing a hard sell on him. The audience was well dressed and well behaved, perhaps bored actually. There are many 8 to 10s there among the dancers but they were just going through the motions. Full nudity by the third song as always, but unless a dancer is really willing to really get down and share a bit, who cares. Ironically, serveral of the dancers came on stronger to the female members of the audience.

One dancer did catch my eye, Nadia, who must be as young as they hire. She was very petite with small breasts and a body like a fawn. And with beautiful, fawn-like eyes. Very beautiful, but I can't imagine how much experience she has for a private session---which could be a good thing at the Century. The cover is up to $30. I brought in a printed out VIP pass that got me in free with the purchase of a $10 cup for cola. I stayed 30 minutes and realized the night was a wash. Maybe the police/political situation in SF has something to do with the mood of the place, but for a Wednesday night I would have preferred hanging at the bar on the corner.

Went to the club on Aug.27th, many girls trolling around, most are are around a 8 in looks but they try to hussle you. Hooked up with Amari a petite girl A-cup. Went to the back looking just for a lap dance but she kept pushing for a upgrade. I finaly gave in she wanted $200 I told her I idn't have that much. I talked her down to $140 then she said she needed $20 for the meter. I gave in and then she asked to pull my shorts down and she removed her top. She starts to give me a cbj and after five minutes the light from the meter goes on and she says that it and starts to walk out. I will not repeat.

Went to NCT at the end of 2003 when visiting San Fran. Got there around 8pm and the place was really slow. Watched a few girls then met Nancy. Pretty girl, huge breasts. This place doesn't encourage laps of any sort because of the private rooms so we sat and talked for a few minutes ($20 and semi friendly) before heading to the back. In the private room I learned about the NCT ROB syndrome. "Here's the price, no add another 20, no a few more 20s, that's all you have?" It couldn't have been more antiseptic and less fun. Don't bother here, it's not worth it.

Why a 2 and not a 1? She had huge breasts!

Well, went back to the NCT and I'm dissappointed. Since, the new SF DA is making a point of going after the clubs, extras are hard to come buy--all the girls are paranoid that their potential customer might be a cop. So all the good girls are nearly gone and the other girls left seem to be ROB's i.e. Kiersten, and Hailey. They want way too much, for giving so little. Expect to be over charged way over the norm-for the least amount of service. Now, they are good looking Blondes with great bodies but they are ROB's so be weary.

I've really lost faith in the NCT, I'm now going to be changing strip clubs. I'm really bummed.

There is an easy way to avoid all the nightmarish stories about "rip-off bitches'' and the like that happen at other clubs in SF. Go to the NCT. Plunk down to watch a stage show and wait to be approached by Mickey, Cheyenne or May. There are other lovely ladies around and you may fall in love with some pictures on the website, but you simply can't go wrong with one of the aforementioned 3. When they haul you to a private room, you'll shell out about $20 to plug the meter. When they ask "Have you been here before?'' and you can't honestly answer yes, just fan out 10 twenty dollar bills and say "I'd like to have this much fun.'' They will take care of the rest. YMMV, but you can generally count on gentle grinding, light and heavy petting, a latex product and a very happy ending. To sift through the other bars/dancers is pure folly. Go with the sure thing. Ask for one of the three girls I mentioned and you simply won't be disappointed. Can't say the same for MBOT, which is down the road.

The century is a really good place if you only go on friday or saturday night...those nights you catch most of the good females. the only problem is that it gets really packed..there are too many guys in one place with only ten females walking the floor. and most of the females cost a lot because of the amount of guys there. You can go on any other night and you can catch a pretty female (rarely) but if you do they are more willing to do things for a lower price.....overall it is a 7

I would have probably given a higher rating however the place was so packed that I couldn't get a seat. It was however nice looking with decent girls.

Went to NCT the other day, and had the misfourtune of meeting Taya or Layla what ever name she uses. Girl is latina,tall, Dark medium length hair, and has 36D Breasts. Talks about being a pornstar and model etc. etc. Lets on that she is a real nasty extra girl, but wants more than her looks can get her. Be weary this girl is a ROB. She'll only do a lame HJ for double the regular price. She does date outside the club but be weary as she is a ROB. I've once again lost faith in the NCT.

Went daytime today, after my last review the NCT has redeemed itself with Joslyn-- 20 something petite blonde, wonderful body.

Joslyn, is pricey but worth it. Full service with her can be had but it is costly,and she is selective, be prepared to pay MBOT prices for her services....



went there on a weeknight, so the place wasn't packed. don't remember exactly, but the cover was something like $20, not anywhere as steep as the o'farrell theater. the girls range from average to hot. o'farrell girls are of course hotter, so you do get what you pay for. the atmosphere is laid back, no pressure to buy lap dances. you can just chat up one of the girls. I got hit up for a lap dance by this "10" goddess, but she was all bizness and
bargained with me like I'm stupid. so I walked. then I picked a friendly "7", and she lapped me real good for $60. I could have bargained, but she was nice, so what the hell. afterwards, we sat for a while, chat a little bit, and
almost locked lips. (I know what you're gonna say. but no. I ain't that dumb.) overall, it's a good place to go and relax. not a good place if you're looking for fast and flashy.

Found myself with about an hour and a half to kill while in SF on biz. It was a Sunday afternoon. I had planned to hit MBOT; their ad in yellowpages said open at 5PM. Well I arrived just after 5 to find a sign posted on the door saying open at 5:45PM. Bummer. So I decided to check out New Century since it was just around the corner. Cover was $15 and I was handed an empty plastic cup. Inside was fairly nice. Runway shaped like a big "Y". I'd guess there were 5 or 6 other guys in the club. The dancers were pretty good; I saw maybe 4 onstage before Kenya came over and began to chat. She was a real tall black girl; very pretty face. Altho' that's not my usual style; she made good conversation and I hadn't seen any other dancers who were significantly better so I decided to check out the private areas with her. As per other posters, it takes $100 to get full nude. You stick $20 in a little meter inside the room. I don't know how things are timed. It doesnt seem to have anything to do with the songs that are played. The level of entertainment beyond the $100 is negotiable and I would assume varies. Kenya naturally tried to get me to hit the ATM but I stuck to my guns (I NEVER carry ATM card to clubs) and we had a pretty good time. She was willing to talk for a while afterward and she really was good company. Not a bad experience and I am certain I got more entertainment value for my money than I would have over at MBOT with the excetption that MBOT would probably have been crawling with exceptionally hot looking ladies.
Happy Lappin dudes.

IMHO this is THE place to go in SF for female entertainment. It's not for the stage show nor the soda fountain. It's the best looking young ladies and the chance to spend some time with them in a semi-private booth. As always, be sure that the two of you understand what you are paying for, and for how many songs. Better to talk about this before you get into a booth so that everyone is happy. Park by the movie theater. Drop on over to MBOFT for historical value, but go to NCT for fun.

I decided to visit this place since O'Farrell was so pricey and see if this place was worth it. Used the coupon on the site to get in for $10. The girls there were not hot at all, there were like maybe 3-4 girls working the late afternoon, very disappointing. This one girl, Taylor?, really tried to upsell me on the dance. Finally, I agreed, went to the back, got a hj and half-ass cbj, popped, and left. Not bad, but not great. I don't think I'll be back here given that the girl and the service were not that great.

I went on the last day that Alexis Amore was supposed to be showing; the calendar says that the headliner has shows at 12:30, 5:30 8:30 and 11:30, so I showed up just in time for 12:30 (I'm a daytime kinda guy...), and....no Alexis Amore. Which wasn't very surprising, as there was myself, two muscular dudes, and another guy who got in right before me, and was sitting in the back, taking notes (?). I expect that Ms Amore wanted more of an audience.

In the club at that time were Tiana, Precious, KO and Arianna. Tiana is an attractive girl, with large (enhanced, I think) boobs, and is soft and curvy, without being fat. Precious, a small very cute asian girl came over to ask me if I wanted a dance; she had been sitting chatting with the two muscular guys. I told her that I wanted to enjoy the stage show for a while first.

I had used the coupon available on their site to get in for the price of the $10 limitless soda, and helped myself, only to find my seat taken by some strange guy in glasses that had just come in. He looked creepy enough that I just grabbed a different seat by the stage; if he wanted my ass-warmed chair so bad he could have it.

Arianna was dancing at this point, and KO started chatting with me, trying to talk me into a private dance. Arianna is a tall blonde, with great legs, nice boobs (natural) and she was wearing vanilla perfume that could turn off my brain. KO told me that she was her girlfriend, and they could do a two-girl show for me, but I've seen too many warnings (on this site and others) about the hazards of the two-girl show... twice the money, half the contact!

After KO realized she wasn't going to sweet-talk me into a private, Precious came by again, and she was so cute I just couldn't say no. We headed to one of the back rooms.

Most dancers here seem to charge about $100 for nudity, plus you have to pay $20 for the room (which is maybe 10 minutes? I'm not sure). Precious suggested that for more $$$ we could have more fun, but I told her I was there to have fun, but not THAT much fun. She gave me a great private dance, let my hands wander everywhere, although they couldn't linger too long between the legs; I've always found that keeping them moving all over suits the dancers better. I actually popped for a second dance, I was enjoying myself so much, and since it wasn't so busy, she didn't charge me as much for the second; I ended up spending about $180 or so for the two dances.

Needed some time to chill out, I went back to watch the stage show some more. By this time Brittany Powers had shown up, and she gave me a nice up-close and personal view of her nice, NATURAL (she emphasized that) tits. Very nice! She looks a little older than her picture on the web site, and I didn't take her up on her offer of a private dance. Then Arianna got onstage. By this time there were no more customers in the club (or else they were in the private rooms), so I got an excellent stage show; she comes down and gives a bit of a lap dance. The power of her vanilla perfume overwhelmed me, and I agreed to a private.

It was the standard deal, $100 for full nude, and $20 for the room. So I paid, and she kept hinting that for more cash, more could be had, although it wasn't hard-sell by any means. Hands were allowed to roam, but not totally freely; anything but the kitty. The time flew by (the vanilla stuff smells good, but tastes notsogood, by the way), and she let me just pay for the room for another dance, since it was so slack. She told me that she usually works nights, but that she sort of likes days, as it's more up-close and personal. Here's hoping she's on days next time I make it by here! After the second dance, my stripper budget was done, and I headed out; in the meantime another dancer (sparkle?) had shown up, but I was sadly all out. More for next time!

Overall, a good time was had, and the dancers all pretty much suggested that a better time COULD be had; but I was enjoying myself without the extras, and saving money to boot. A definite recommend. Probably more dancers at night (if you look at the website) but you get so much personal attention through the day!



This club is a rip-off; beware of a black dancer named Remy. On February 7, 2004, I met her as she was coming into the club, and she escorted me to a room where she requested $20; first warning - this amount gets you nothing; it is just fom the room. Then she told me that the club does not have lapdancing, just the private rooms. She told me that she would get me off for $100. Big mistake on my part; after I gave her the $100 she became bitchy (after being so sweet). She put a bit of lube on my right hand, and told me that I could get myself off; when I reached to touch her she said no, not with that lube on your hand --don't touch me! (All I really wanted was to feel her body and talk to her awhile). I said that she had promised to get me off for $100. She laughed a bit and said what did I expect for $100, that I was cheap. She wanted me to go to the ATM machine if I wanted more from her. After about a minute of her trying to coax more money out of me, she told me that the time was up and left.

I then complained to the manager. He noted my comments and left; I felt that perhaps he would talk to the dancer. Wrong! He sent a bouncer to tell me I had to leave, NOW!

Is this a place you really want to go? Others experience this at the New Century or with this dancer (Remy)? Thanks.

This place is ridiculous. Was there a few hours before the SuperBowl was starting, so of course it wasn't going to be very busy, but whoa!! I paid the $15 entrance fee and received my bottomless cup for the soda dispensing machines they had inside. As I made my way through the turnstyle, an asian girl greeted me and said she was the only one there. No Stage Dancers, Nobody! I was like .. Well, what the hell did I just pay $15 for ?? I was there, had $$ in my pocket and let her show me around. She led me upstairs and gave me the 2 second tour and asked if she could do a private dance. I said "sure" knowing I wouldn't be there very long because she was the only thing going there. She led me to the private rooms, where I had to put $20 in the meter, and paid her $140 for a CHJ. Full contact private dance (except kitty), and prompt HJ. Felt Ripped because there wasn't anything else to enjoy and relax to.

I would stick to the Gold Club on Howard.

Went to to the NCT the other night. Should've went to my regular, but wanted something different; I should've known better. The Upstairs ATM was broken it was a bad night say the least.

Avoid a blonde dancer named Raven, she has a tight body and perfect B-cups, but she gives less bang for the buck, almost a complete ROB.

The only good thing at the Century is a dancer named Dallas, she's young and hot. I have no clue about services. Get her while she lasts boys!!!

If you're tired of the lame lap dance circuit and want something extra, this might be the club for you. Not in a great neighborhood but the inside is OK. Services range from dancer to dancer so you might want to inquire before making the trip upstairs or in back. Some girls will be reluctant to talk about their services on the floor but I recommend getting a complete understanding of what it is you want and for what price. Some girls will get real frisky with you for $150 and others won't do much for $250. Bobbie (from NY) led me to believe that I was in for one hot show but was a complete waste of my time and money. Erika, on the other hand, was right up front about what she would do to me and for how much. She did not disappoint. I will return to this club next time I need some relief but I will be more careful about who I give my money to.