the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

stopped in on a whim to check it out. place is quite small, has a bar on the back wall when you enter, there is a lap dance area to the right that is sectioned off with some beads, and the dancing area is to the left. wasn't too impressed with the dancers, asked the double d waitress for a dance and she obliged. there was only me and another guy there, but the weird thing is that the lap dance area consists of 2 benches, so i'd imagine that if multiple people were getting dances at the same time, it would get a bit too tight and crowded for my taste. the dance was $20 for topless. it was ok, but i don't think i'll be going back anytime soon.

I've driven by this apparent 'dump' for years. I finally stopped in this week. The cover charge and minimum two drinks and tip cost $18.00. The place isn't any better inside than outside. Not too clean, but it is very dark. The dancers were all rather average. A mix of latinas ebony thickies. The stage action was very mechanical, and not too interesting.

I tried dances from Ruby? in the only semi-private room available. Dances were $11. Topless was available for @20, and nude was available for $40. The second song got me good access to the nice rack, and a little finger dipping. I thought things were going to go really well, but then another john came in with another dancer. Again, there is only this one room with a bench on each side, and a beaded curtain from the 60's over the doorway. Another couple in the room made Ruby enforce the rules a bit more strictly. I did 3 dances, and gave up. If the room were more private, or no other customers came in, it would probably be pretty high mileage; As it is, I don't see too much happening here. Ruby did indicate she dates outside the club.

I might stop in again if I am in the area, and the club is really slow so as to offer a more 'private' dance room.

Inlander

This is a small club. They have a jukebox and a pool table. The girls were nice and the dances are long compared to most places so you get your money's worth. I went in the afternoon and there weren't too many guys there but it's probably busier at night. This is a fun kind of place with no pressure to buy drinks just a cool underground place to hang out.
As for the dancers, they had white, black, and latinas-all shapes and sizes. Some were very fun and friendly.

This pull the number out of a hat grade requires further elaboration, based on a recent wind down Sa. nite. This place is easy to miss, as it doesn't look like a theater, but more like a local dive bar(which it is). $13 cover does include 2 non-alc. drinks. Lighting is bright, there's a pool table right of entrance, bar is front & center, bright stage on the left. Crowd was at a moderate level, and "ethnic" as were the dancers. Atmosphere was laid back, non pushy, idle dancers were either playing computer games or pool with customers, or outside smoking. FACTOR GRADES- DANCERS- I'd call the dancer crew to be in 2 different groups of "Sixes"- "barely" and "at least". The former group-- self explanatory. The later group, you'd need to down AT LEAST a six pack to get a dance from them. If you like fat Mexicans, this is your club, there were 3 of 'em. There was also a chunky older blonde with large natural breasts, an average looking Cauc. blonde, an average looking Hisp, and a slightly heavy but curvaceous Black// STAGES & LAPS- Stageside mileage wasn't that great, closeup views OK. Uncut songs were played at a comfortable volume, you didn't have to raise your voice too much to converse. Laps are done in beaded partition room with opposing 8' wall couches, not much privacy with other patrons back there. Mileage/grindage good solid basic 2 way. Opted for $20 topless dances. Nudes are $40, no mention was made of prior reviewed $11 bik. option. // SUMMARY- I'd rate dancer attractiveness 3.5, atmosphere a 7, and lap mileage an 8. If you want an unpretentious club with mileage, this place rates at least a convenient diversion.

The ladies here were OK. Out of the 7 that were there only 1 came up to talk to me. The one I wanted to do a dance with didn't even ask me for a dance. Stage is fairly large and there are mirrors all around. I had more fun looking at the ladies' reflection on the mirrors. I soon had enough and left. I thought, for what the club offered, the cover was too high.

I flew on business into Ontario airport and hopped into a rental car to visit Lancaster for a few days. I browsed this site before my flight to locate good clubs in the area. After reading reviews of this club, I decided to check it myself.

Descriptions of this place as very informal and laid back proved accurate. Mention of larger sized women also proved accurate. Actually, I like the women with bigger bones and more flesh as long as they retain that hourglass shape. They have more to squeeze that way! This club actually had a good mix of sizes and ethnicities. I found all of them attractive. I saw two white dancers both of larger size, one petite Mexican and two blacks of medium size.

The club has a $13 cover charge which I am told covers two sodas. I only claimed one that night because I had my mind focused on getting the dances I wanted before I had to leave for my long drive. The back room for the dances has two wall benches and a beaded curtain that, combined with the dim lighting, provides plenty of privacy for wandering hands.

A white dancer named Sativa had just finished her nude dance on stage and approached me at the bar. She had a nice large behind and small but perky all natural breasts with pierced nipples. I purchased three topless dances from her at $20 each that let my hands roam everywhere but the kitty and gave me plenty of breast sucking and even some dirty talk from her. Alas, she could not quite bring me over the edge to climax. She did stick with the club rules of no dancing between songs which aggravated the shortfall.

After a brief break, the other white dancer named Kitty appeared on the scene. I had read wonderful reviews of her performance here so I had to try her myself. She has enormous knockers which look and feel completely natural but, she confessed, actually have implants. I got three topless dances with her with considerably more grinding and no breaks between songs. I climaxed, paid her the $20 per dance I owed her, and left satisfied.

I deeply appreciate this site that makes me aware of wonderful opportunities like these.

I rank this club at a 7 because the good dances would be even better with a classier atmosphere and somewhat leaner women. The cover charge I find a bit steep also. However, if you find yourself in Ontario, California, you need to visit this club at least once.

Went on a Saturday afternoon. Admission Charge was $13, includeing the two soda drinks.

There were at least 7 women there for dances, including the bartenders. 5 were overweigth, no doubt. But if that's OK with a person, let's enjoy!! They are definitely very pretty!

I watched three, and the last gal, named Kitty, was tipped very well by me, and we had to do the back room dances. They are still $11 for dance, $20 for topless, $40 for nude. I elected for $20 topless. Oh goodness, Kitty is one of those 44-30-40 beauties us BBW lovers dream about, and maybe age 29!

All I will say is when on the stage I tipped $5, and she demanded I put my face in her tits. When we went to the back room, well it was much more! I did go back very happy after 2 dances, and a nice tip for Kitty.

Definitely recommended if you enjoy high contact, good looking, and enjoy a little more hour glass figure than some desire!

Tor

Before entering your expectations are incredibly low, but once inside the woman truly stand-out. I was there last Tuesday, there were I guess 8 ladies. 3 of these woman were as hot if not hotter than any lady I have seen in Vegas, Hawaii, or even Canada. If you like all natural you have to meet Dez, she is steamy, hot as hell, cute as all things cute, and incredibly nice. Then you move onto Butterfly, her body is PERFECT. and if you like thick and fun you have to meet Jenna. I will make a special trip to Ontario/Pomona area whenever I can to see these ladies. Stage is maybe 12' x 6' chairs all round, there are 4 tables kind of around the stage, a bar, and a pool table. They offer bikini, topless, and nude lap dances $11, $20, and $40. two benchs facing each other not private, but fun.

Stopped by during the day on a Wednesday. There was one asian, a couple latinas, a couple white girls, and a few black girls. Joe from New Jersey is right. This is a good no-nonsense dump where you can get solid contact. I had three topless dances and left satisfied. I've found that the dancers that give the most graphic displays on stage give the best dances with the most mutual contact. Some of the girls were pretty large, which isn't my thing, but there was enough eye candy if you're not interested in knockouts. I'd go again.

I went on a Sunday afternoon. Mostly big chicks on the older side, with one descent younger chick with a bad attitude. I was alone in the main room for the most part, and didn't stay very long, and would recommend skipping Sunday afternoons.

Found myself in Ontario again after 16 months, and decided to try again places - nothing changed. This place is a very interesting club - see my older review below. This time I only tried the $11 bikini dances, and resisted more expensive dances - I saw "all" on stage. Average contact, but a lot for CA. On a Friday afternoon, trouble is that the girls are only 4 to 6, and one 7. They seemed more interested in playing the computer games on the bar with friends, than lap dancing. Although I had enough "fun" that a year from now, I might try it again.

I finally got back to Villa. It was on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge was a high $13. But includes two sodas. There were 4 women there. Two slim and sexy, two a bit fat and sexy. None were gorgeous. But very doable.

I was quite enticed by Nanja, a mix Puerto Rican/Black/Phillipino. She had a full ass, and very sexy breasts, and quite nice looking.

The dances are $11 for in the room, $20 for topless behind the bead curtain, and $40 for nude behind that curtain. I chose the $20 dance, and would recommend. Nanja immediately took off her top, and had me lick her breasts. In addition, I got very good hands on those lovely nipples. etc.

Yes, I did two dances, and when Nanja was grinding her big ass on my crotch, while grabbing her breasts, I definitely unloaded.

Highly recommended for those whom want a real woman. Whom wants to satisfy a man!

If you are an 'old timer' like me who remembers the 'anything goes' clubs of the 60's and 70's, you can easily relate to this place. The talent is definitely hit or miss, but when you hit, it can be VERY rewarding. I've left this place more than once totally sated.

I only do the $11 dances, and then tip accordingly in the private area for the service rendered. This way, the dancers don't have to share the money with the house, and you can get much higher mileage for less $$$.

If you are looking for a high class gentleman's club decor, this place isn't for you. But, if a slightly decayed neighborhood hangout is your thing, check this place out.

Inlander

Yes, this place is local, and perhaps a "dive". but for those of us who desire real interaction from the women, it fabulous. In addition, the price is very reasonable. I went during day in 2001 (yes a while ago). want to go back.

Layout was a typical stage on one side of the room, and bar with pool table on other side. had some semi=closed coach areas for "private dances". it was maybe a $5 cover, pus $4 non-alcohol drinks. you don't want them here. you really want ot enjoy the lap dance, or better the private coach dance. I had called the night before and asked if they had any sexy BBW types. they said Esmerelda works day shift.



Anyway, the next day, I was very enamored with the lovely, fuller figured mexican gal, about 32 or so (yes with a 14 year old son!). She was probably a 42-32-44 type body. Very sexy to some, includeing me! And private dances were only $11 per dance! There were also three others. Acceptable, defin itely not gorgeous though, as one would expect from any day shift.

Anyway, we did about three semi-private dances on couch. I had commented on how delicious her pussy looked on the stage, and low and behold, she presented it to me to kiss and smell! Honest. I tipped her about $7 on that dance. On second dance, we enjoyed more. and by third dance (her last as she had to get back to stage!), she was having me fondle her ass and tits, while eating her out!

Esmeralda ended our third dance by rubbing that sexy ass up and down by crotch, and yes got my underwear very messy! The total for three dances was maybe $75.

Afterwards we shared drinks, yes coke!, at the bar. And yes, i was skipping away from the work assignment in area, so was wondering what my female boss would think if she knew I was eating sexy pussy on the day shift!

I wish I had followed up with asking for a later date. Would have loved to talk that lovely out for a very elegant dinner, and getting the real thing, for maybe a $150 dinner, etc.. A possibilty, but I was "just travelling" and did not follow up.

Anyway, highly recommended. And I must return.

I have been to Villa Theatre, Its nice. There was 3 hot girls out of 7 when I was there. The couch dances in the back can get pretty intense late at night. Its about 20 dollars per song.

Interesting, very local place. Something that I would expect to see in a rural town in the Midwest, not in southern California. It's a basic little shack consisting of a stage with chairs around it and 3 tables, a small bar area, a pool table, and 2 couches for lap dances. Juke box music. Admission is $5 with a $7 two drink minimum, so you are charged $13 at the door. Then they give you both glasses of soda or juice, which you now carry around with you.
The girls are mixed Hispanic and black, I did not see any white. They range from 3 to 5, with one 6. I had a dance with that one. They have posted dances at $11, $20 & $40. But when I want to the dance area, she didn't even offer the bikini $11, just started with the $20 or $40. Since I saw "all" on stage, I decided on the $20. Even though she was a 6, the room was dark, and she was sexy.
In retrospect, after visiting other clubs in the area, (including Spearmint Rhino) it was the highest mileage dance in the Ontario area. When I was obeying ?local club rules?, and wasn't touching, she put my hands on her breasts.
So it is very interesting to say, that despite that the place was lame, it was better lap dances that elsewhere. So I rate it higher than the others at 6.
The dances I also rate at 6. see my chart:

Rating system of Private Dances (contact & friction is very important in the ratings) (this is not the TUSCL club rating, which is different):
10: The best possible dances with complete mutual contact & touching. (Not sex or not BJ, but everything else.) Very rare, 1 in 1000.
9: A very high mutual contact, just excluding kitty and sucking. (Only a few clubs in the country.)
7: A quality high friction/ reasonable mutual contact lap dance. Anything 7 or above is acceptable.
5: A lap dance with slight/mild contact, occasional "hit". Minor touching of the girl.
4: A "lap" dance with slight/mild contact. No touching of the girl.
3. An "air" "lap" dance. Where she is always just not touching.
1. An "air" 24 inch table dance.