the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

As a rule no matter how good or bad a club is I stay for a rotation. When a got there, I didn.t expect much as even though it was a Saturday, it was in the late afternoon. The good ones usually don't arrive until later, or are just hanging around until their shift starts.

The day started out good, got a little lame, and ended well. The dances are a lot better than many give it credit and the dancers in that particular afternoon shift were a lot better than some of the other club's "A" list.

The girls aren't that aggressive for dances so it is possible to just hang out with out being harassed, but I can say this, these girls work hard, so tip them when they're done on stage. I've been to a LOT of clubs and this one is not that bad.

As far as strip clubs go, san diego is lame.....there are too many no-contact-laws and therefore what you get in this town is usually AIR. I have checked out the clubs and if what you want is a lap dance, this is the best place to visit in the area. It's a bit pricey to get in ($25) but once inside the girls are pretty nice and they'll chat you up. There is one stage and 1 girl at a time who does a 2 song set, one with her bikini and the second one nude. If you settle on a girl you get led back into this labyrinth of cushioned partitions to a private seat and there she will do her thing but with the full bikini on. Watch for the 2/1 dance specials because they do offer them at regular intervals. Have fun.

Stopped by one afternoon during the recent fires. One of only a couple of customers in the place. Four dancers working, two of whom were attractive. Tried the VIP with both of them. One in particular very friendly, very beautiful in an exotic kind of way. Don't remember her name, but she has a large tatoo on her back.

One interesting development at the club since my las visit: apparently because of customer complaints, LD has installed a deal in the VIP where you give the dancer your money, and she feeds it into an ATM-type deal that then shows the amount of time your credited with for the dances. They have $10 dances between 3 and 6 p.m., and I gotta say that you get some decent bang for your buck.

Went to LD Wednesday night, rather late. Place looks like a bit of a dive with little energy, but not horrible. Nude stage dances, some of the girls doing good work. At one point, one of the dancers was giving other dancers pole lessons.

Got dances with 2 dancers, cute blonde with mediocre skills, and a hot brunette with curly hair, who grinded me into submission. I had to find the brunette, since only 3 dancers seemed to go up on stage. Doubt I'd go back, but was a decent way to spend an hour.

Visited on a monday afternoon around 2, about 10 dancers working. A hot redhead(Morgan?)with a well presented shaved pussy(really, this is the first vagina i've ever found worthy of specific mention) was the best of the bunch, excellent stage action for a few 1's. Tried a few dances, adequate for the area with a decent grind but didn't impress me with mileage. This club was one of the few places I've came out of with an ok impression, neither blowing me away or making me feel ripped off.

This place is horrible, seriously. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if there were ever more than 3 or 4 people in the joint, but it's always nearly empty. Which means that you'll get one of the larger or less attractive girls sitting next to you and latching onto you until you buy a dance. Most of the girls are in the 3-5 range with an occasional hottie.

Lap dances are pretty good, nice and grindy, but nothing better than you'll find at Cheetah's. Give this place a pass.

It's a small concrete block building under the freeway with a small cracked & dusty parking lot, and parts of the lap dance area are held together with Duct Tape, but you're not going to get a better lap dance in San Diego County.

You enter, turn left, take a step in, face right and give the bartender your entry money and pay for your bottomless soda. This area is full of Little Darlings & Deja Vu advertizing. You then face left, take 2 steps (more ads), turn right, face right & get your soda (or order bottled water or near beer). You then turn around and face the stage area.

There's 3 rows or cocktail tables covered in Little Darlings ads, each with a pair of wooden chairs, and the stage itself, which is about 12x12 with a roller pole (the kind that spins the girl so she doesn't have to) and about 12-15 chairs around the rail. There's also 2 slightly raised couches along the left wall and 2 TVs, one showing Little Darling & Deja Vu ads.

To the right of where you're standing is the lap dance area, a small maze of little velvet covered padded booths with a 3' wide built in low "couch" and walls tall enough to block someone's view of a dancer standing on said "couch." There's also an enclosed area for a "Nude Private Booth Dance," but I did't take advantage of. Bathrooms & dressing room are on the building's back wall behind the lap dance area.

I had a really nice time with Madison, an even better time with Adrien (sp?), and Malika (sp?) gave me damn near everything she had to throw at me. YMMV, but you definitely won't get an air dance here.

Went to little darlin's with my friend while visiting the S.D. area. He claims this club is as good as it gets in S.D. All the other clubs are within the city limits and there are strict rules re: contact. According to my friend, Little Darlings is the only place in town where you won't get an air dance. so we went. admission was $20! Ouch! (Where I'm from cover runs from $3-6.) Once inside I felt like asking my money back. there were a few ugly girls standing around bored out of their minds. there was 1 stage with one girl at a time. no alchohol. we hung out for a while and then decided there was no one to ask for a dance and then left. I'll give them 2 more points because they do have a "blue light special" where laps are 2 for 1, so maybe some other night there would be decent girls working there to enjoy this offer, but ithought the k-mart technique in a place that charged me $20 to get in was pretty funny. By the way, my friend commented that the place seemed to have gone down hill in addition to getting more expensive.

Visited on a Monday at 4:00, for the first time. I am new to the area and am auditioning places. This bar is close to home and has a $10 dance special between 4 and 8.

Two or three dancers were outside the bar, flirting with some contractors doing some work on the parking lot. Bad first sign.

I entered and came upon a tiny bar, with perhaps a dozen tables, a very small stage, and no customers. There were four dancers on this stage, but just milling around, rather than performing to an empty bar. The lighting was good, making it clear that the dancers were of mediocre quality: all black, perhaps 4-5 in looks, with good looking physiques overall. There was a lot of energy among the dancers... two of them engaged in a mock lapdance that was playful and, at the same time, pretty hot.

I paid my $10 cover for bottomless drinks (non-alcoholic, of course), and sat down at a table near the stage. Things swung into action; the stage cleared and a dancer entered, giving an unrevealing dance (for a nude bar, at least). I was quickly joined by a petite woman of mixed race who introduced herself with an arcane name I cannot possibly remember. She was better looking than the dancers I saw thus far (maybe a 6), and she threw her leg over mine while we chatted. I asked her about the rules in the lapdance area: she replied that I "couldn't pull [my] dick out." That was doable. I also "shouldn't" touch her pussy, but she indicated that was negotiable as well. I was definitely intrigued and went to the back.

The dancer gave a quality dance... good grindage, and allowed me to roam with my hands to the breasts and a little between the legs. She did wriggle out of my grip once or twice when I squeezed a little, but didn't make a fuss. Overall, it was a hot two and a half minutes!

I paid my $10, added a couple of bucks for tip, and was on my way out by about 4:15. The place has potential, but it was a very awkward visit being the only customer. When I get a chance, I plan to hit it again later on in the evening, when there are more customers and (I hope) better looking dancers!