the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

everytime i come here its been fun-i get what i want.5 dollers for drink and no cover if u bring compitiers ad .girls range from 5 to 8 nighttime is alot better more girls 20 dollers lapdances and 300 vip be worth your time if u go to vip 20 of unlimited dance or what ever u want good times

First time visiting the club this past Sat with a few friends. $15 ea. got is in, $5 waters. Place was packed, about 10 girls (range 4-6). Dj is on your left when you enter there a sign "VIP room" next to it bar is to the left of the vip room. Stage is straight ahead booths on your right and stadium like seating at the back. lap dances are in the back I think, didn't get any.
We sat the table for about 15min checking out the talent or lack there-of, I saw only 2 girls that I would consider getting dances from. One friend went up to the stage for a girl he liked, wasn't paying attention as I was telling the girls no I had just got there and talking with my other friend. One of the girls I liked was next on stage so I went up to get a better view, other friend join in.
Ok I'm not a big tipper on stage, I tip min $2 for a two song set and up to $10 if I get a good a really great show. These girls did not take there clothes off on stage! The girls would adjust the top so their boobs would show but the top did not come off, and no kitty appearence at all! One girl did strip off her cloths, to bad there was a two piece bikini under them? WTF! My friends and I yell out are we in a fucking totaly nude strip club or what!
For me the stage show is the girls audition, if I like what I see than ther is a really good chance I will say yes to a lap dance. Don't even bother to come up to me asking for a lapdance after that BS. After being in this club for 30min (new record 4 me)we were out of there on our way to HT. This was my first and last time at this club.



I hear from some guy friends of mine (who go to this club quite often) that this club is great. The girls are really pretty and have amazing figures. Even though the club itself is fairly small, i am told the atmosphere is friendly. The pricing is pretty decent. The only bad thing that i have heard is that some of the dancers try to pressure you to pay for a private VIP dance and i hear it gets very costly from there.

Went with a few of my buddies on a tueday night. Most girls are a little on the thick side but I'm a lover of all body shapes so I was able to cope. Girls would come around after almost every stage show and ask if you wanted a dance. It was a slow monday night so I guess the girls wanted to push a little for the dances. All & all only spent a few hundred there and called it a night.

Waitress seemed to keep losing money and kept coming back to ask us if we had already given her our big bills before accepting the change for her little bills. It got annoying after about the 3rd time. I mean, you first took it from us THEN you gave us change - how hard is that to remember? Anyhow Lucky was a real nice girl. Lelani was the hottie I got my dance from. 3 for 1 deals and it was worth it. Alicia? I think had the most gorgeous body in that club and her pole work was amazing.

Went there last night and it was a little busy, but a fair amount of girls, mostly Latina, a few whites and 2 blacks. Got a dance from a MILF blonde and she was amazing, she had a piercing on her kitty and nice firm tattas. Spend a few bucks with her and loved every minute of it. Next was a busty latina, she smelled good, but when she bent over her "string" was hanging out of her kitty and I got turned off real fast. Lots of "3 for 1" specials and took advantange of each one. Like I said lots of Latinas....

There was an older Latina who I spent time with before and I just had to do a VIP with her. Vip is nice, with private rooms and 30 minutes with ur girl. Well, needless to say I was spent but the time it was over. Nice girl, easy to understand and loved licking her kitty and her mouth is nice and strong......no upsell, loved every minute and the nice thing with the "3 for 1's" is that by the time I was done I only dropped $400, normally would have been $600 or more. Not bad for 3 hours. Girls were not pushy and I had a great time. I would recommend to anyone....plenty of parking and music wasnt too loud either.......Go by and check it out for yourself guys and girls.

What kind of restraint does it take not to visit Hawaii when you're in COI during the day shift with a wad of 20s burning a hole in your pocket? It's hard, brothers, very hard. But I felt I'd left Paradise alone for too long, so there I was taking the left turn off Valley through that bizarrely awful traffic into the PL lot.

Rewind to 2006. I walked away from my last visit sure that Paradise's good days had gone by. Tyan, the first girl who sat down with me showed me how wrong I was. There's a body type I love above all others--small, slim waist, not hippy, and when it comes with an ass like this girl's, you have to know that mother nature has intended something special for the girl in question. Lacy at Hawaii has an ass like this. It's a rare thing, and this girl had the best I've ever seen. The fact that two miles away Lacy also has one is statistically impossible, as I'll prove when I do my doctoral dissertation on City of Industry ass morphology. To find it at Paradise, home of the big lumber cholas, was a miracle.

Or so I thought...it turns out that Paradise has gone and found itself some girls. Some of them were of the quality of better night shift girls, the kind you don't mess with because you know you'll get nowhere. Except they're around in the day shift, the brilliant day shift. It's a big upswing for this club, so you may ask, has the influx of talent meant a loss of its other 'special' attributes?

Turns out the answer to that is no. The girl I was with told me all about it, names included, so that anyone who remembers the way it was in 2005, for example, I'm here to say that it's back to being like that. The things you can't believe happen, they happen still. Just no more Kitana (though I never met her myself).

Then I took her to the half-hour VIP and had the experience of the year so far. It's really a good world.

The selection of girls varies greatly but you can usually find a few decent ones most times. the VIP room is way too expensive so its better sticking with the regular dances. The mileage is pretty good on the couch anyway. if you're into mexican girls this is a good place. On the other hand if you're into the big boob blondes just go down the street to Spearmint Rhino. Yes some good times can be had here but overall I would rate this place as average.

I stop here often because of the incredible traffic on Valley, this is way better than sitting in traffic. at this point I have not paid the fifthteen dollars to get in for at least the last seven times because of the free VIP passes you get for taking a dancer for a private five song dance. I always suggest guys go during the slow times because you get a really nice mix of the old pros and the newer girls, and also because Friday evenings, and Saturday evenings the club can and usually very packed. Sometimes the music is too loud to chat with the pretty young dancer that approaches you, which could be a good thing sometimes.

they have a three and five song private areas at forty dollars per song, the last time I was there, but it seems to change fairly reguarly, at least according to the dancers.

Visited this club again after a long dry spell. Again went on a Sunday evening, hoping that my favorite dancer, Juliana, would be there. Arrived a little before 7. Didn't see a dancer on stage for quite a while, and thought that it probably was shift change. Shift change didn't actually occur ubtil 7:30 to 8 PM, when there again was no show. I was approached by one dancer shortly after arriving, who told me that there was a 3 for 1 special on at the moment. I declined, saying I just wanted to see who was dancing first. Since the dancers on stage were few and far between, decided to agree the next time Lace asked me. She is easy to spot, her 36 DD's are quite conspicously supported by her costume. I of course expected silicone, but was very surprised to find that they are natural. I had a fun time with her, and even had a second 3 for 1 with her later.
It seemed that everyone was offering 3 for 1 specials, but when I asked if this was club policy on Sundays, I was told no, only when the DJ announces one. Apparently most of the dancers took it upon themselves to offer these. $40 for a completly nude lap dance is a bargain, and I plan to go back in a few weeks again on Sunday evening. Also had two seperate ld's from my favorite, Juliana, as well as one from Raquel. There were only 5 dancers there last night, and the girls said that most of the dancers don't want to bother, because it is a slow night. Maybe adoting the 3 for 40 all nude special for Sundays might bolster business. But I was very happy with the selection available, and had a fun time with all, although Juliana still is my favorite.

To answer the question below, Alahna is in her 6th or 7th month of pregnancy and may not come back to work. Most of the time girls do come back to work if they can simply because the money's too easy to pass up.

Was in the house last friday, saw Peaches when i came in. She sat with me a bit and started to heat me up, we did a 25 minute VIP and she always delivers the goods, she likes to play nasty and she has a very warm spot for you to enjoy. I think we could have done 2 rounds in the 25 minutes, but my little friend needed more help, Peaches was trying her best to help him, damn that girl has ass and tits for days. Have not seen Alahna there in a bit, wonder what she is up to. Does anyone know if Kitana is cumming back after her pregnancy? That would be a treat, milk and honey !

This place is fun-definitely hold out for the three for one lapdances-the mileage is awesome in my opinion-pretty laid back place I think-and the girls are for the most part really cute. Having the bar next door is a little weird but then again-I don't go to nudie bars to drink really....Highly recommend.

Decided to visit this club on Sunday night since that is my ATF dancer Juliana's night. She was there, although I didn't see her for quite a while. I even mistook another dancer, Celine, for her when I was approached at the start of one of their 3 for 1 specials. I did have a dance from Celine later (another 3/1), which was fun, but didn't compare with Juliana's later. Celine does have nice all natural D's, as opposed to Juliana's enhanced ones. Juliana did come over after she recognized me during her stage show, and asked if I would wait, because she had just promised someone from another group where one of the guys was celebrating something - probably a birthday, (and not a bachelor party as I first thought, because the two guys had their girlfriends with them, one of whom seemed like she was in a strip club the first time, since she giggled an awful lot), an ld. While she was gone with birthday boy, (for quite a long time), I chatted a bit with his friend, and told him that Juliana was the best there, (at least in my experience) that night. She had no sooner appeared again when this guy made a bee-line for her, and off the two of them went. So I had to wait a long time for my turn, but the wait was worth it, as I knew it would be. Juliana was the only one that engaged in some pretty good rail interaction both times I watched her dance (with everyone, not just me). There only appeared to be 3 dancers there when I first showed up around 8 pm, but more kept trickling in. There were maybe 6 by the time I left around 10 pm. Rail interaction from the rest was mainly non-existent, to slight amongst these. Looks wise, I would put the dancers there in the 7ish category. None better than an 8. My only complaint again was the loudness of the music, and especially the base last night. I felt like I was sitting next to one of those ghetto cars.