the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

This was a real waste of my time. This was my last stop of 3 clubs and I should have not gone here. The girls were not attractive. I was amazed that that a club would hire heavy set ladies. I do like them busty, but not that busty. The other gal there was thin and looked pretty bad too. I could not get in the mood for a lap dance. The inside of the club is also pretty sad. When it was Hollywood East, it was a little bit better but not that much. I can't recommend this club to anyone.

I went to this place and did not like it very much. I got charged admission and was the only guy in the place. It was too dark to see and although the girls would come sit to chat me up, I could not see them because it was so dark, though they were pretty talkative and nice. I'll have to give a few points for that. After a $5 diet Coke the electricity went out and it got really dark and they would not give me my money back. So all in all I give this place a 2 for being generally bogus.

Hollywood East is no more, it is still open during construction. I was told that before July Club Bliss will be in full effect. They have completely changed the layout. The stage is now centered, the have VIP rooms, couched around the perimeter, a DJ booth, and a wall of chairs for lap dances. I was not given any pricing, except 10min VIP $150, 20min $300. I wish them the best of luck, I do hope some of the old regular girls comeback.

This club is sold. The club will close down next month. Half of the girls have quit or relocated to other clubs. This club just has to much competion on Valley Blvd. There are 5 other clubs down the street with VIP rooms and cheaper prices. Also the girls are way younger and hotter. May the Hollywood East Rest in Peace.

Drove by this dump the other day and only saw one car there. It had to be the owners car. I cant believe this place is still open. Oh by the way I read on another post that the lovely Pebbles is back for any of you sick ass bastards.

I cant believe this place is still in bussiness. The woman here are turnoffs. To be honest I wouldnt get a lap dance from these girls if it was free. You gotta be blind to lap dance with this girls. There pussies look like road kill, yuck....... Well for are those Hollywood East fans, you guys are losers.

Made a liar out of myself (see previous review). Was driving back from visiting another club down the road (very satisfying), when I decided what the heck, let's see what's happening here. Again a Sunday evening. Situation much like my last visit, as where the dancers. There were only 2 other customers when I came in around 10:00; several more (new, replacing original 2) when I left around 11:00. I had come in mainly out of curiosity, and no longer in mood for a ld. Had I been, I think I would have tried out what I think was a new dancer: Sady Mae. Was friendly at the rail (I'm sure that I could have done much more exploratory work if I had wanted to), large, as in tall, and not skinny, but not overweight, white girl, with great looking, though sagging, natural D's, or better. Margie, who I had a ld from a long time ago (like 2 years), tried very hard to convince me that a ld with her would be well worth the quoted $30. She is just the opposite of Sady Mae body wise: short, overweight, but also has great D+ all natural tits, although hers REALLY SAG, in comparison. Maybe another time, although if Daisy Mae is there also, I would try her first. But with the other club being just a couple of miles down the road, where I can get in for the price of the 1st drink with my ZBone membership card, and much more attractive eye candy, as well as a pretty friendly touching the top policy with their $40 ALL NUDE (wait for the 3 for 1 special), I wonder why I would go here in the first place. BTW, the albino dancer was again at HE last evening. I'm sorry, I know that her condition is not her fault, but she is just a total turn-off for me. I'd suggest getting rid of her, or having her color her hair and use other makeup, to possibly make her look a little more appealing.

I hadn't visited this club for quite some time, but was in the mood for some d & d dancer interaction at the tip rail. That actually was as I had expected, at least with the first 2 dancers: Margie and Passion. The previous reviews are totally correct about the age and generally overweight condition of the dancers. I think there were seven dancers there last night (Sunday). Two of the remainig 5 were skinny, one of them pretty young, the other one in her late 20's early 30's. The young skinny one suffered from A size boobs, and an apparent total lack of interest in her floor work. Two others (one an albino) were just total turn offs. The last one had a reasonable body, with great D+ boobs, but undoubtedly not all natural.
My biggest disappointment was in the quality of the lap dances. Touching is limited to the upper body, and is pretty one sided. Constant "I can't do that because of the cameras" which there appears to be one of above each lap dance spot. Even though there is only one person behind the bar, who acts as DJ and bartender, the girls claim that he pays strict attention to the cameras. BTW, this is the same dude that has always been here, at least as long I've been coming here, which is close to 3 years.
I doubt that I'll go back there for quite a while, at least until I read some better reviews on the place.

I went to this club only to be dissapointed. The looks like it was in the movie, Saturday Night Fever. It looks that old. It also looks like they kept some of the girls from the 70's. They look like grandmothers and others look ruff , like if they were drag queens. That was the last straw for me. I can get the ugly girls for free, so why am I gonna pay for them.

This club is a toilet hole in the City of La Puente. The girl quality sucks. The club atmoshpere sucks. Everything sucks here. Save your money fellas.

The club on a whole has gone down hill since my last review in 2004. They said the old owner died and the new owners are only about money and not about service to the customers. However the ladies are as nice as ever, admittedly not as hot as other clubs unless you go on a weekend night. I played several fun pool games with a pair of incredible legs, and had some decent conversations with some really large breasts. This is a place to go, when you have nothing else to do. I hope the owners turn this place around. This club used to be a great place to see the really Hot new dancer, all the way to the lady who has been dancing for over a decade. 2 pool tables $1 per game, two stages about 15-20 small tables, and probably 8 lap dance booths. The ladies call there own price I heard from $25 - $35 for regular, $30 - $50 for topless.

This place is a dump. It looks like this club has been in bussiness since the Wild Wild West. It looks that old. You have to pay a coverage charge to get in here. Its money down the drain. The youngest girl is in her 40's up to probably a girl named Pebbles who looks 70. Yes i said 70 years old. Disgusting! If you are turned on by getting lap dances from women who are old enough to be your grandmother, this is the place for you. If you are regular customer here you are a sick ass dude. Get some help.

I Visited the club on a Sunday morning. I arrived at about 1115A, shortly after it opened. I was the only customer initially and another customer arrived about 5 minutes later. The club was pretty accurately described by the previous reviewer. There were 4 dancers, 1 blond, 1 asian and two hispanics. None of these were 18 year old hard bodies, so if that is your preference, you should go somewhere else. They were all full figured and probably 30+ in age. Most were shaved but one had a full bush.There was not a lot of body ink. There was a sign by the stage warning not to touch the dancers, but one dancer grabbed my hand and put it on her bare pussy and suggested that we go the back and have some fun. The private dances are done in some mini booth's in a hallway along the South wall of the club. They offer privacy from the rest of the club, but not a lot of privacy from an adjacent booth. There is a camera in the private dance area and the dancers went to booths that allowed some privacy from the camera. I had dances from 3 of the dancers. The first dance, I wasn't sure of the rules so I didn't push things. The next dancers encouraged a lot more contact. The dances are $35-40/dance depending on the dancer. They are topless, but depending on the dancer, there are enough wardrobe malfuntions to allow any access. There didn't seem to be any limits. The dancers try very hard to please and I left only to stop the run on my wallet. I left satisfied and will return when I'm in the area.

I drive an old Ford truck with about a bazillion miles on it. It's showing its age, but it runs great and provides a lot of driving enjoyment. It may not look like a new one right out of the showroom, but it's a pleasant, comfortable experience.

I was thinking a lot of the same things about this club after my visit last night. The first phrase that comes to mind on entering is "high mileage". The facility has seen better days, but it's clean and friendly. Some nice couches or padded seating would help immensely, but it's not bad.

The same principle applies to the dancers. There were five working on the night I dropped in, and I don't think any one of them was under thirty. I'm sure a couple were on the backside of forty. But they were all friendly, and encouraged conversation and playful joking. All but one of the five were fairly large, with more than a hint of sag. All but one were latino, with one white blond. I was a bit disappointed to not see any blacks working, but I figure you can't get too demanding on a Tuesday.

First, some very positive notes:

* All of the dancers had natural breasts, with one possible exception.
* All of the dancers had natural coochies, NO SHAVING! (I love that!)
* Not one girl in the time I was there ever slapped their ass while dancing (why do dancers do that, anyway?)
* Each of the ladies was approachable and had a sense of humor.

I watched each of the dancers do their stage routines, and it was an eye opener. I realize my tastes run differently than most men, but this was definitely not Deja Vu. All dancers in nude clubs will spread their legs and show the goods, but these ladies spread their lips to show the good parts. I've never seen this in a Cali club before. And they brought the show right up to the rail to give everyone there a very nice view of the proceedings.

One of the latinas, Margie, had breasts that defied gravity. To be that large and round, and not be full of silicone, would be nothing short of a miracle. But I had ample opportunity to check them out for myself, and I sure didn't feel anything but real flesh in there. She also had one of those cute latina bubble butts that makes Plink Jr start trying to reach across the room to touch it. In the back room, my hands couldn't decide whether to explore up top or around back. Both were welcomed, as was a bit of petting the kitty (inside the G-string, but no penetration). Meanwhile, her hands were busy practicing her shifting, and a good time was had by all.

The single white girl, Kimberly, was nearly as nice in the back. She explained that she didn't allow touching the kitty at all, but welcomed my hands on her backside, and made sure her nipples were never far out of reach of my tongue. And her hands were also busy, although she was a bit less enthusiastic than Margie.

Angelica had nipples the size of my thumbs, and she made sure I got to sample them while she was on stage. We never made it to the back, mainly because of timing, and trying to watch the speed at which my wallet was draining.

I don't recall the names of the other two, unfortunately. The slender one wasn't my taste, but she was still a cutie, and even her A cups had a bit of sag. The other was probably the youngest dancer there, and I would have liked to spend some quality time getting to know her better, but she always seemed to be somewhere else. I prefer when the girl approaches me. In my experience, girls who "sell" you on the private dance tend to go a bit further than the ones you have to approach. But of course that's just my experience, YMMV.

Picture yourself hanging out in some redneck dive bar. You meet a woman who is a bit older, and sagging quite a lot, but she is there to have fun, and you just click. You take her home, and as you slowly undress her you realize she will never make the centerfold of Playboy. But her breasts are calling out to you, and her hips look like they were made just for you to hold. Her panties hit the floor, and you get a slight scent of her unshaved pussy. what happens from there is up to you.

If that fantasy works for you, then this is the place to let it run wild. No, you won't take any of these women home, and more than the young little piece of fluff at the Hustler Club. But you will be treated with respect, and be much more likely to have a real fun time.

All in all I thoroughly enjoy my time at this club. I'm hoping to drop by again before I leave town, maybe on a weekend to see how things are when the joint is in full swing.

And yes, as the others have noted, soft drinks are out of a bottle. But they are cheap, and if all you care about are good sodas, I'd recommend McDonalds.


What is good about it: friendliest chicks around, you can talk quite a bit with them, no drink pressure (night price was $10.75, including one drink), songs are almost always full length, no buy-the-lady-a-drink hassle, snacks (chips, microwave popcorn), girls get very close and show a whole lot on stage, you can come in dressed however you like (so super-thin pants or shorts and no underwear is possible - for a great lap dance).

Bad: inside run-down, soda from a two liter bottle tastes flat, surrounding area isn't great looking (but is not dangerous), most chicks are older (with sag), three-quarters are big chicks (although a few are super cute).

Other stuff: two pool tables, ancient TV (sometimes showing sports).




If you like raunchy and also inexpensive, this is the place. If you are there early you're almost alone and the girls will let you touch them anywhere for the few dollars you put out. If you are the only one they almost make love to you right on the stage.

Lap dances are around $20 and most of the girls are uninhibited. My balls get a gigantic workout when I go there. I feel I get more than my money's worth.

The Hollywood East really sucks these days. They are not attracting new dancers - in the old days, there were occasionally some really cute ones. These days, more or less, chicks are on the BIG side. I will say that I see more wet pink now than before. They also have a slighly more private back area (before, everything was completely out in the open).

If you want to be cheap, this one of the few clubs that won't hassle you if you sit in the audience and look all night long. There is no drink buying pressure (which is good, as drinks, in general, suck). If you like BIG chicks with BIG everything, you'll like this place.

I had not been in this club for many years, since it was topless only. It is much larger now, seating for maybe 200 and they have added a private area for lap dances. The quality of the dancers is pretty much hard core, but they are friendly. On two trips in the late afternoon, the place was nearly empty with only 2 or 3 dancers. They do a three song set and are not afraid to get up close and personal. These girls are older and sag in a few places, only one had a store bought chest. On the other hand, everyone was friendly. A one song lap dance was quoted as $20, but i got one for 10. It was worth the ten. There was plenty of touching and rubbing on both sides. No parts were off limits. If i had had more time and money, i am sure that i could have gotten a lot more than a simple rub job.

Great club women are friendly but not pushy, and also give great lap dances worth the money. Women are a bit older and on the hevier side so if that is not you type of women stay out of this club, other wise have a great time.

This club is geared towards the wayward, not the big spenders looking for 8's and 9's to waste a couple hundred bucks on like spearmint Rhino and others. The place is dumpy and the girls are not first rate, but they, like Avis, try harder. The rail action when I was there in the afternoon was much more lively than I had anticipated, considering the signs saying to keep hands off, etc. There was a cute younger girl, who I had seen the time I came before. There's the vip area exposed to everyone, and the back room. But there's also the little corner spot just next to the bar area, back far enough that many customers can't watch without being too obvious and the girls let your hands roam pretty freely. I had massaged this girl the last time, and she seemed to remember, because she didn't even push the back room although she mentioned it. I started massaging and she started dancing, and the next thing you know, we had quite a rythm going! Very nice dances with her, she flashes her bush and bit and lets my hands roam freely as I massage. Very nice time! I don't go to clubs very often, but i would definitely come back to see that cute one, although the other 5 or so were not close in comparison.

Went here last Sunday night. The comments by the previous reviewer regarding the club are pretty well on the money (agree with my previous review in February). They have made one significant improvement since my February review: the ld area now has cubicles with padded seats and fabric covered (?) dividers, making this experience a lot more pleasant.
There were only 4 dancers that night; one at least a 7, if not an 8. Her stage name is "Beautiful", and I had one topless ld with her that was very enjoyable. Songs are full length. Two of the other dancers where 5's to 6's, and the fouth one (Cloe ?) maybe a 2 to 3. She is just plain too fat! The second one was Susan, skinny, small boobs, and the third was Carmen, a young, somewhat overweight Latina, who was terribly bored by the whole scene. Stage work by all 4 was good to great, but rail interaction seemed more limited than I recalled from my previou visit.
The location is admittedly not the best, but probably not quite as bad as some of the previous reviewers are making it out to be. Both my visits so far have been on Sunday nights: maybe weekday afternoons and nights are worse due to a larger crowd on street. (Very limited on Sunday nights).

Dangerous area. The girls are not attractive, most are overweigh. No one was there when I came. The manager was friendly, no dj just juke machine. The decor is old need renovation. It is a dirty little place, dances are quite high for the atmosphere and talent offered. I wouldn't reccommend it unless you are really bored.

Whereas this club will not be to everyone's liking, it does offer what some of us are looking for. The previous comments about the club itself are on the money. Also the fact that the dancers are typicaly somewhat to a lot over the hill. There was one there last night who told me that she is 47! But if you can tolerate a little extra weight, her body is amazingly good for that age. The others (I think that there were a total of 6), were considerably younger, slim, and had all had good equipment, which they displayed in all imaginable manners. Stage lighting is acceptable to good. Music sometimes a bit too loud. Dancers dance a set of 3 full length sons. Stage show is continuos, even while I was the only customer in there for maybe the first half hour.
I had arrive a little after 7:30, and was somewhat concerned when I arrived in a virtually empty parking lot. (BTW the lot is well lit, and monitored by several cameras from inside the club). My apprehension increased when I saw that there were no other customers in the place. The owner assured me however that things looked dead only because they were in the middle of shift change, and that a dancer was just going to start, which was true.
Cover at that time was $6 plus 1 drink at $3.75.
Stage work by all the dancers was great. Dancer to customer interaction at rail varied from none, to being all over you. I was told by one dancer (during her customer interaction) that VIP dances in back were well worth the visit, and you could have top on for $30; topless for $40. She said that they do not offer nude dances. These prices, and lack of nude dances seems at odds with other info I have read. Will have to investigate further on next visit.
The VIP area is a joke, layout wise. It resembles a long hallway, with open cubicles along one wall, with only a straight back chair in them, but is well lit, which made up for some of the discomfort. But it certainly discourages follow on dances. I had one topless VIP dance which met my expectations.
There seemed to be relatively little traffic into and out of the VIP room while I was there. I left around 10:30. The girls generally do not come around asking for a dance, which was a bit of a disappointment. The dancers also act as hostesses, serving drinks. There was no "Buy the lady a drink?" nonsense. The hostesses did keep an eye on my glass, and inquired if I wanted another just before it was empty. There was no attitude when I told them that I didn't want any more, nor did they hassle me for additional drinks.
There was a pretty good size group of customers, comparativly speaking, when I left. Maybe 12?

I was on my way to another club and stopped in to check this one out. I was first surprised by the layout. There were tables with hard back chairs, no lounge chairs. There were 4 girls. 2 of them were really cute one was average and one needed to stay at home.

The cover is $6.00 which is not worth it. Lap dances are $15 and $25 bikini and topless which I found a bit pricy. The quality of the place was very low. I did not try any lap dances here because the atmosphere did not put me in the mood. After a little while a left and went on to the other club I intended to go to.

I cannot recommend this club unless the other clubs are full or you are looking for a cheap place to look at naked ladies.

Hollywood East is my favorite kind of club, usually have a wide vareity of woman. I have been in this club and been 1 of 2 guys, and I have been in a full house. chair dances are usually very good. Has a small double stage, and a nice audience area, the woman walk around alot which is nice. I recommend this place for a quickie.