the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

I went to the club two sundays ago. I found the place to be a barrio topless bar. not the best keep place but O.K. there were around 12 ladies working the place. 3 chunkie size, one supper chunikie sise and the rest about 6 to 7 in rank. it's a local joint. a place to hang out, have a beer and then go. The club has it's bad seeds some gang banger and bikers but as long as you don't mess with them they will do the same.

I've been to Nicola's about 2 or 3 times. This is definitely a place to visit if you're into latin women. I wouldn't give any of the women there a 10 but they're attractive none the less. The crowd inside seems to be a little on the "rougher" side but look at the area you're in and you shouldn't be surprised. Drinks are reasonably priced. In all it's a good time and I'll be going back someday.

I have mixed feelings about this club since somebody just got murdered here. I went before the crime happened and really liked the place. There were a lot of pretty women. There are 2 stages. The girls do push the tipping. Only a couple really pushed the lap dances but they weren't my type. The music was ear blasting loud and the place was packed. I would caution you, if you go here, to not go alone. This city is known for its crime and being alone maybe asking for trouble. Also be careful with how you handle the ladies. One guy was thrown out of the club for touching one of the girls in the kitty. Some of the patrons looked very scary. I thought I was in a Quentin Taratino movie. Really scary but if you want the adventure, go for it. Just don't get yourself killed in the process. I finally left when things got hairy after that guy was thrown out. I really thought he was coming back with a loaded weapon to do people in the club. Best thing to do is to wait a few months for things to blow over then proceed with extreme caution.

i have been to this club many times and although the crowd can be kinda rough and cold to presumed outsiders, the girls are friendly, good looking and give a decent show. Laps are 20 for about a 2-3 minute song, but during the day, the girls have some control over the length of songs. The lap mileage is good, some nice contact.

Would recommend.

went in about 9pm on tues night and there was 7 girls on duty big stage area with a small dance area and vip .vip is 150 for 5 songs or 40 dolllers topless and 50 dollers nude all the girls are indepentdent contracters come and go as they please. AVOID JENNIFER SHES A BLUNTTETTE GIRL SMALL TITS NICE ASS AND VERY CUTE SHES A TOTAL TEASE SHE WOULD GIVE FALSE PROMISSES TO GET U TO TAKE HER TO VIP ONLY DO DANCES WITH HER ONLY NICE GRINDING ACTION SHE LOST MY BUSINESS BY MAKING FALSE PROMISES BITCH

I visited the club again after almost two and a half months. The first thing I noticed was that the place wan't quite as dark. I could see to find my way to the stage. I also noticed that the dancers were better looking on average than last time, but the lighting at the stage is still way too dim.

There were very few customers, so even though there were only 4 dancers, each got quite a bit of dancer attention. The dancers were friendly but not pushy. I watched the rotation twice and then got a totally satisfactory VIP dance. I like this club, but 8 is as high as I can go until they get some decent light on the stage.

I was passing by on Saturday afternoon, so I decided to check this place out. It's easy to find and open from 11am. It's a Latin place, so the dancers are plumper, and often older than you'll find at an upscale club. When I got there about 2:30 it was dead, and so dark I couldn't see the other customers, or the dancers. After stumbling, literally, to the stage I could almost make out the first dancer. After a few minutes my eyes adjusted, but it was still pretty dark by any standards.

The 3rd dancer, Cresandra, was a pleasant surprise. She used to dance at Baby Dolls under a different name, and was one of my favorites there. When she finished her set she led me back from the stage and sat down next to me. She was always a high mileage gal, and I confess I missed most of what was happening on stage from then on.

To sum up it may not be a stable of 10s, but I found one dancer friendly and ready to please, and that's enough for me.


I visited Imperial Showgirls in Pico Rivera (ISP) on a weekend night encouraged by some positive reviews about it in comparison with Imperial Theater in Anaheim (ITA) which I had visited recently. The main attraction for me was the nude laps which ISP offers but ITA doesn't.

This is not going to be a flattering review, unfortunately. The club has potential, but there were overwhelming negatives that I could not recover from. Let me start with the positive points. ISP has a nice layout and the stage has an ideal size. The seating is very comfortable, much better than in ITA. The service and security staff are courteous, and the atmosphere is friendly. There was no pressure for drinks. As for the dancers, the top two girls were very attractive. Now, the main negative points.

1. The club is ridiculously dark. It's worse than the Body Shop in West LA, which is quite a statement. You can hardly recognize the dancers. The stage show is silhouette. I can understand why the VIP area would be kept dark, but not the rest of the club and definitely not the stage.

2. The songs were way too short. I'd rather have decent length songs and no specials or gimmicks.

3. You pay for the laps in advance. Again, that's pretty much a veto for me, but I didn't know it at the time and didn't want to embarrass the girl after I accepted her dance offer, so I paid the bar in advance and did not go for further dances. Asking for payment in advance doesn't speak well of a club.

4. The 2-for-1 lap specials were confusing. Given the song length (or lack thereof =) ), lapping would make sense only during the 2-for-1. The DJ doesn't make it clear if it is a one-shot 2-for-1 or a series of 2-for-1's. Also, the "tip collection song" is sometimes announced by him to be "not a full song" without any explanation of what that means to the paying lap customer.

Admission was $10 and the drink was $6. Parking was easy and free in the lot that the club shares with other venues. There were about 20 dancers, mostly Hispanic with 2 blacks and one Caucasian. Other than the top two, the dancers were not particularly attractive. The club was not that crowded for a weekend night. The wannadance hustle was worse than ITA, but not too bad. The stage show (if you could see it :) ) was average and nudity was brief and mostly partial. I was hopeful that this would become a regular club for me since the drive is shorter than to ITA, but that was not to be.


THE FUNDAMENTALS
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Dancer Looks: 7.5 (top three girls) , 6.0 (overall average)

Stage Mileage: 3.0 (lighting) , 4.5 (nudity)

Lap Mileage: 4.0

Song Length: 2:20 (regular) , 2:20 (specials)

Lap Cost: $40 (nude) , $30 (topless) , $10 (bikini)

Went on a Saturday night recently and actually saw a much improved selection of girls, there is a really hot bartender when you first walk in and another good thing about this place is the TV's you can watch sports on. The mileage is whatevers when I went, the girls gave sensual dances but nothing crazy, it was $20 topless and $40 nude and they do specials like 2 for 1's. Generally they have hot girls, but sometimes this place can be pretty slow, and the mileage is nice, but not off the charts.

I remember when this club first opened. This club was one of the best's in the area. You wouldnt believe all the girl action. It was easily 40 girls a night. Now you are lucky enough to get 10. The management has a lot to do with the change. It is not the same management. Honestly strip clubs arent what it use to be. Strips Clubs sorta went soft. I miss the good ole days.

So far visited this club twice.
The second visit was better and from what I hear this club got a little better from a year ago, but it is still quite slow.
The bartender is the hottest girl in the club. You have to valet park.
I haven't seen more than 10 girls from the times I visited.
I asked one of the dancers when they were going to have a special and she said now, and walked up to the DJ and told him to announce a special. I guess things like that can be done if the place is small..
Can't really give out names because I forgot, but some 7s and 8s could be found with luck. The place is huge. I think slightly more than half are latinas and the rest is a mix of white, asian and black.

I had a good time at Score. Went on a Saturday evening when the NBA playoffs were still on, I picked this club since they have nice flat screens for the game. No alcohol served unfortunately, and parking is easy on the street, I think there's a charge for valet. Anyway it's $20 to get in which includes two drinks, the girl behind the bar is the best looking, hands down. There were only about five or six girls the entire night, but three good ones, and not a lot of customers, so the ratio was good. Got VIP dances from one of them (sorry forgot all names), but the cute ones are blond and hispanic. The dances were above average, very sensual, nothing nasty. My buddy got several dances from the other two hotties and had the same experience. Overall I had a good time, nice place to watch the game and the girls were hot, even though there weren't many of them.

This club is not what it use to be. When it first opened the girls paid no floor time. That meant you had plenty of girls. Atleast 25+ were available. Now you will be lucky to find 10. The girls are not even all that. The club inside is roomy and clean. They just lack the girl quality. They have topless, nude and a vip area. They have one stage with to girls. If the stage is busy enough they put two girls on the stage. All in all you get what you pay for.