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Strip Clubs in Melbourne, Australia
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| # | Club Info | Reviews | Last Review | Rating | Trend | Club Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Centrefold Lounge +61 3 9620 5077 22 King Street Melbourne, Australia VIC 3000 | VIP Only. Join Now | Nude | |||
| 2. | Spearmint Rhino 613 9629 2300 14 King Street Melbourne, Australia VIC 3000 | Nude | ||||
| 3. | Mandate Male Revue 039 614 4144 60 King Street Melbourne, Australia | Male & Female | ||||
| 4. | Bar 20 03 9629 4684 46 King St Melbourne, Australia VIC 3000 | 2 | 10/30/06 | Nude | ||
| 5. | Dallas Dancers 9642 4666 189 King Street Melbourne, Australia VIC 3000 | Nude | ||||
| 6. | Goldfingers +61 3 9670 9457 584 Lonsdale St. Melbourne, Australia VIC 3000 | 2 | 12/02/07 | Nude | ||
| 7. | The Men's Gallery +613 9670 0331 601 Lonsdale Street Melbourne, Australia VIC 3000 | 2 | 09/19/07 | Nude | ||
| 8. | Kittens (03) 9532 8777 632 Glenhuntly Rd Caulfield South, Australia 3162 | 2 | 01/21/08 | Nude | ||
| 9. | Club Shoop 03 9792 3071 31 Langhorne St Dandenong, Australia VIC 3175 | Bikini | ||||
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i don't know what kind of dress code they have but last time i went there, i was wearing a hugo boss shirt, calvin klein jeans and a hugo boss runners. the security guards didn't let me in because i was too "casual" and now i finally know the truth " IT IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE ASIAN "
this club is alright as long as u r not asian especially when danny is on duty during the night. if u r asian & u wanna know what does fuck up mean go there and see him. p.s the bouncer will do anything to piss u off too
I had heard that this place was the most famous strip club in Australia. So I went there last night and this is what I can report
Well I was impressed with the looks of the place and the facilities. They have a pool room, a cigar lounge, a restaurant, and rooms that can be booked for private parties. However I was not impressed with the quality of the dancers. I'm not saying that they were unattractive (between 6 - 8). Its just that I expected better. However the most disappointing aspect of the place was the atmosphere. The customers were all just sitting around and the girls didn't seem interested in hustling or talking. Also for the most part the stage shows were pretty bad too. Everyone there seemed bored and looked like they would rather be someplace else. I don't know maybe it was just a slow night.
Here's the thing: even though I think this is consistently the best stripclub in Melbourne, all of Melbourne's clubs are mediocre by international standards. They all allow drinking (of alcohol)--and maybe this is part of the problem. Nevertheless, I almost always find one girl that is sexy here and who gives a good private dance. Today was no exception. A petite Asian girl worked the room like the other girls generally don't: she came up and sat in your lap and smiled and cooed into your ear. Sweet stuff, and very tempting. And that cute, petite body was hard to resist! Most girls here and in other Melbourne clubs are more aloof; they don't know how to work the club. But somehow, apart from the one girl that attracts me in this place, staff are somewhat unfriendly (again, unfortunately common here) and somehow it just doesn't really come together--despite a reasonable layout, stage, etc.
Just got back and had a good time. Stayed from about 7pm till 11:30pm and there were a good selection of ladies to talk to and get dances from. The stage is the teaser for private dances, g-strings and bras on the stage, nude in the private booths. $20 for a dance is right, limited to no contact dancer to patron. Had a nice time, got a free pass to get in from my hotel, so i'd suggest asking at the concierge desk. I'd go back, maybe even this week.
this is the best nightclub in melbourne not to mention they got the most beautiful and friendly staff (that include the bar girls and waitesses as well as the dancers). they even got some of the best cooks in town. so get in there even though you just wanna have dinner.
Kittens is a fantastic club to visit for a customer but I wouldn't say in my opinion the best club for a dancer to work at. Kittens is fantastic in the sense of what it offers. Touching is allowed between the customer and the dancer which definitely increases the whole strip club experience.
The club interior is very stylish and comfortable. The stage is well lit and the girls are very well able to be seen. Kittens is also located out of the city so is easier to access in the terms of parking etc. Also good if you are coming from the suburbs. Kittens is also located in Frankston.
Like most Melbourne clubs, Kittens is full nude.
The night that I visited, the music was good with the DJ playing a mix of rock and the usual clubby stuff. The girls were very friendly and mostly very attractive. Some in my opinion however weren't as attractive as the majority of the girls working in the city clubs.
Overall. good club. Check it out!
My experience at Kittens was extrodinary to say the least. Kittens is the only chain of touching clubs in Melbourne, with clubs located in Frankston and Caulfield. I have been to both of these two clubs and both were very different. Caulfield had a lot better looking girls and the club experience was a lot classier. Although the Caulfield club was not as classy as Melbourne's other strip club venues such as bar 20, compared to the Frankston club Caulfield was really classy. The girls in Frankston weren't as attractive and looked 'cheaper' than the caulfield girls. It was a fantastic experience though. We got to touch the girls as they danced and some girls even allowed me to suck their nipples, although I'm not sure if that was officially allowed ;-). The club is also fully nude as all the clubs are in melbourne, however not as 'full on" as the clubs seem to be on the gold coast.
This club did have a big range of girls. Some of the girls were absolutely HOT and some not so much but that didn't really matter as all had really great bodies. Also, some of the girls became annoying with theor over hustling and just trying to get money out of us. Overall great experience! Also, the caulfield club is really easy to get to via public transport on either the frankston, cranbourne or pakenham connex train lines and only takes about 15-20 mins from the city plus a five min walk which is great if you're drinking but too tight to pay for a taxi!
this club is alright as long as u r not asian especially when danny is on duty during the night. if u r asian & u wanna know what does fuck up mean go there and see him. p.s the bouncer will do anything to piss u off too
I had heard that this place was the most famous strip club in Australia. So I went there last night and this is what I can report
Well I was impressed with the looks of the place and the facilities. They have a pool room, a cigar lounge, a restaurant, and rooms that can be booked for private parties. However I was not impressed with the quality of the dancers. I'm not saying that they were unattractive (between 6 - 8). Its just that I expected better. However the most disappointing aspect of the place was the atmosphere. The customers were all just sitting around and the girls didn't seem interested in hustling or talking. Also for the most part the stage shows were pretty bad too. Everyone there seemed bored and looked like they would rather be someplace else. I don't know maybe it was just a slow night.
Here's the thing: even though I think this is consistently the best stripclub in Melbourne, all of Melbourne's clubs are mediocre by international standards. They all allow drinking (of alcohol)--and maybe this is part of the problem. Nevertheless, I almost always find one girl that is sexy here and who gives a good private dance. Today was no exception. A petite Asian girl worked the room like the other girls generally don't: she came up and sat in your lap and smiled and cooed into your ear. Sweet stuff, and very tempting. And that cute, petite body was hard to resist! Most girls here and in other Melbourne clubs are more aloof; they don't know how to work the club. But somehow, apart from the one girl that attracts me in this place, staff are somewhat unfriendly (again, unfortunately common here) and somehow it just doesn't really come together--despite a reasonable layout, stage, etc.
Just got back and had a good time. Stayed from about 7pm till 11:30pm and there were a good selection of ladies to talk to and get dances from. The stage is the teaser for private dances, g-strings and bras on the stage, nude in the private booths. $20 for a dance is right, limited to no contact dancer to patron. Had a nice time, got a free pass to get in from my hotel, so i'd suggest asking at the concierge desk. I'd go back, maybe even this week.
this is the best nightclub in melbourne not to mention they got the most beautiful and friendly staff (that include the bar girls and waitesses as well as the dancers). they even got some of the best cooks in town. so get in there even though you just wanna have dinner.
Kittens is a fantastic club to visit for a customer but I wouldn't say in my opinion the best club for a dancer to work at. Kittens is fantastic in the sense of what it offers. Touching is allowed between the customer and the dancer which definitely increases the whole strip club experience.
The club interior is very stylish and comfortable. The stage is well lit and the girls are very well able to be seen. Kittens is also located out of the city so is easier to access in the terms of parking etc. Also good if you are coming from the suburbs. Kittens is also located in Frankston.
Like most Melbourne clubs, Kittens is full nude.
The night that I visited, the music was good with the DJ playing a mix of rock and the usual clubby stuff. The girls were very friendly and mostly very attractive. Some in my opinion however weren't as attractive as the majority of the girls working in the city clubs.
Overall. good club. Check it out!
My experience at Kittens was extrodinary to say the least. Kittens is the only chain of touching clubs in Melbourne, with clubs located in Frankston and Caulfield. I have been to both of these two clubs and both were very different. Caulfield had a lot better looking girls and the club experience was a lot classier. Although the Caulfield club was not as classy as Melbourne's other strip club venues such as bar 20, compared to the Frankston club Caulfield was really classy. The girls in Frankston weren't as attractive and looked 'cheaper' than the caulfield girls. It was a fantastic experience though. We got to touch the girls as they danced and some girls even allowed me to suck their nipples, although I'm not sure if that was officially allowed ;-). The club is also fully nude as all the clubs are in melbourne, however not as 'full on" as the clubs seem to be on the gold coast.
This club did have a big range of girls. Some of the girls were absolutely HOT and some not so much but that didn't really matter as all had really great bodies. Also, some of the girls became annoying with theor over hustling and just trying to get money out of us. Overall great experience! Also, the caulfield club is really easy to get to via public transport on either the frankston, cranbourne or pakenham connex train lines and only takes about 15-20 mins from the city plus a five min walk which is great if you're drinking but too tight to pay for a taxi!