the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

This is a small club in the back room behind an ordinary college-town bar. The dancers are (almost?) all students at NAU. Some nights there are some serious cuties, but other nights... not so much. There is remarkably little pressure for private dances, which are mostly air (tame even by the tame standards of, say, Phoenix). Some of the dancers are bright and interesting and are happy to sit and chat and get drunk at your expense, sometimes for an hour or more. If you, like me, don't have many opportunities for serious long chats with young underdressed women, this can actually be rather pleasant -- it's like being on a date with someone who's out of your league. The bottom line is, you get to see naked titties, which is pretty much the point. But there's something amateurish about everyone and everything in the place, and you need to keep your mileage expectations spectacularly low.