the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

This place is surreal, weird. I did not get it. You go upstairs, pay 10 at the door, pay for 2 drinks at a time and then if you want a dance, you pay the house for which dance area you want to use (either 10 or 20), so you are 30 or 40 in the hole even prior to a dance. The dancers were older, and looked like worn out SP's. The only one in here 20's was cute but would give up no contact in the booths. A very odd experience.

I was in Edmonton last week and was finally able to get away from family obligations for a couple hours and had been looking forward to some lap dance action. After driving for 20 minutes to get to Chez Pierre, I was disapppointed to find that it was closed Sunday (and Monday too I believe). Damn. I didn't check out any other strip clubs in town so being from the USA, I don't know if this is normal in Edmonton/Canada.

This is a nice quiet club. $10.00 cover. The atmosphere is pleasant the girls are reletively attractive, the music doesn't get too loud and the club is smoke free. There is a lapdance lounge that costs $5.00 for the night it has several lounging chairs that are quite comfortable and the girls allow 2 way contact for non-nude or no contact with full nude. I haven't pushed the limits to see what kind of milage, I just enjoy the company of a pretty girl and a little cuddling. I have heard that more is attainable but I can't give you any details.
There is also a row of private booths. They cost, I think, $10.00, one time for the night. I think there are couches in there and more milage may be available depending on the girl. I have asked the girls they just tell me the lounge is just as good and a little cheaper.
The dances are just $15.00 Canadian or you can just sit at one of the tables or sofas around the main stage and enjoy the stage shows. the girls will often come of stage and mix with the customers during a stage dance.
One of the things I like the most, along with the friendly atmospher, are the friendly girls. They will usually mix well with the customers, although they do appreciate you buying dances, I have never been shunned for not buying them.
The down falls,
1)-no liquer, non alcohol drinks even water are very expensive, two dixey size cups for $5.00. I think they would do better two give you a 12oz soda for 2 or 3 dollars then we wouldn't feel so gyped, maybe we would buy more and the bar girl could make a few $$ in tips as well.
2)- all songs are chopped off at three minutes, now I don't know about you, but I think I would rather pay $20.00 and take a chance on a full length song.
The girls most quite nice. They aren't 'barely legal age' but I think friendly comes with age. I would suggest Brandy and Maritious my favorites. The others are nice too.

Some days you get great looking women, other times I've seen girls stumbling off the stage and not a decent one all night. Thursdays and their amateurs are very good, these are real amateurs and not "part-timers." Drinks are expensive. Good job with the VIP dances.

The club has a very western feel to it (wagon wheels, dim lights etc..), lots of dark wood with pool tables in back (arcade games aswell), and the stage in the centre. Not as classy as diamonds or showgirls but the gals serving you make you feel like your a V.I.P if you treat them nice and the dancing is great if you go on a good night... i.e. fri-sun. Sporting your typical poles, 2 chin up bars, a shower, and neon paint, you can see quite a show. The booze and cover are not killing your wallet but I find it hard to say no to the ladies when they offer me drinks, so THAT does. Its position in the city is good aswell--- on a major street and not tucked away in a corner thus making it accessable from anywhere in the city fairly easily and quick. Could be better but still an easy 7/10 in my books.

Second review for this club...from a Thursday night

Dancers were definetely hot - mostly 7-9 range, one more like a 5, but all in all okay.

NOWHERE near enough dancers for the number of guys in attendance, which made getting a lap extremely difficult. Still $30 Canadian a song. A little less airdancing this time, but still very low mileage. Basically, the rules are simple....keep your damn hands off, or expect to be tossed out (as I saw a couple this night).

Drinks range from $6-7 each, although obviously you can get much more "premium" drinks, with their associated premium prices.

Stage shows were excellent, as is normally the case for the more upscale clubs in Alberta. Dollar coin tossing as offensive to me as ever :)

For the record, compared to my last visit (also reviewed here) - there were next to no women in the club this time around (not counting dancers). Don't know if my last trip was more the norm or more the oddity.

Bottom line, great place to look at tits, but dont expect to get off by anything but your own hand.

OK, Saturday Night. About 8-10 girls working (WAY too few) and a very packed club. One thing to note, there were a plethora of single women in attendance at the club, which caught me as unusual (but hey, it'd get me to come back!).

Girls were pretty much all hot as hell, 8's and 9's overall, one girl with absurdly fake tits, but hey, that might be your thing :). Costumes for the stage were fantastic. Only real complaint (which is Alberta-wide) is the barrier between you and the girls - minimum 3' separation at all times. Which brings in the dreaded of all activities (imho) - the Loonie Toss. There just isn't any way that you can throw (or watch thrown) dollar coins at pussies and be aroused.

Drinks aren't too bad (generally about $5.50 a pop, shooters less). Waitresses were a little to lax for my taste, went for periods that were far too long without a drink.

Lapdances.....well, I'm probably just spoiled by Vegas and Montreal. 100% full airdance, no contact allowed, thanks for playing. And at $30 a song (!!!!!!!!), it just ain't worth the cost.

Girls weren't bad, but not especially good either. Having a giant moat around the stage was quite a turn-off also (I think they're all like that in Edmonton). Plus, the locals play this totally fucked up game where you chuck $1 coins at a dancer's pussy, tryiing to know off a coin that she has placed there already. Bizzarre.

I visited this club only once. I didn't even know there was a "back room". Dance clubs in Alberta are mostly loonie toss clubs but the girls seem to keep coming back, so they must do OK. St Petes was very crowed the day I went. The dancers did not mingle, not with me anyway. They did hang around somewhat and sat at the bar or visited with the locals. The waitress was the friendliest girl in the club, so she got my tip.

OK, St. Petes...hmmmmm

Well, to start out, Petes is all but a Den of prostitution. In the back, you can pretty much buy your way into whatever you want done. Totally not my idea of fun (but hey, you Dear Reader may want that sort of thing)

Girls are average to good....fairly attractive, good moves on stage, etc. I must comment as I have before on Alberta Strip Clubs - the Loonie Toss is most prevalant here. Throwing coins at pussies is not my idea of a good time.

I paid no cover (Wednesday Night) - laps were quoted at $25 a song, but as mentioned above there are definetely illegal activities happening in this club. No, I don't know what you'd pay for that :)

ok club reminds me of an early 90's bar. Seating is old tables and there is also seating at the stage. Lights are old and stage is in need of repair. Girls were average with one looker and one real angry at not getting many tips. Beer is decent value and staff friendly but not a top 3 club for Edmonton.

Ugh. Dirty - sleazy - unattractive. That really describes it all. Add in overpriced booze, no lap dances, and the dreaded of all Canadian activites - the Loonie Toss to the Vagina, and it just really made for a crappy evening.
Not worth the time. If this is the best you can do - well, go to Vegas - it'll cost you less & you'll get more.