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Strip Club Reviews We have 57,790 strip club reviews. These reviews are from members who want to share their knowledge of a particular club. Some reviews are explicit describing hot lap dances and extras that may have been offered. If you're too young to go to a strip club; then you're too young to be here. New Reviews bubbletop review of Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village, Illinois on 05/09/08 5-6-08 My boss and I made our semi-annual visit to HB. Arribed around 7:30. Upon entering the club, we were asked for ID's, them gave the girl $10 for a token, which we put into the turnstile slot. read more... NetDoc69 review of Softails Saloon in Deland, Florida on 05/08/08 I went in on a Thursday afternoon because I just happened to be in the area and I hadn’t been in in a while. I think I only saw 1 or 2 girls that I knew but the afternoon shift didn’t seem any read more... IHEARTBOOBS review of Club O in Harvey, Illinois on 05/08/08 Visited Club O on a wednesday night. Usually go about every couple months. Was pretty dissapointed on this trip. did not seem to be the high quality of girls that I am used to seeing here. Only read more... Ruckus review of Hawaii Theatre in City of Industry, California on 05/08/08 I found myself on another Friday afternoon where my meeting with clients ended early enough that I had the remainder of the afternoon to myself. On this day, it was a little tougher because I found read more... mtl review of Dream Girls in San Diego, California on 05/08/08 Great place with very a very freindly staff. Hot girls... I will definitely be back. Dances were great considering it is San Diego. The club is very clean and the service was perfect and not read more... memeboi review of Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in New Orleans, Louisiana on 05/08/08 This Club was o.k. there was one drunk or high stripper the others looked a little worn down the dancers didn't act like they were having fun with there job the drinks were expensive and it didn't read more... valpo review of K2U Southside in Woonsocket, Rhode Island on 05/08/08 Had my shortest visit ever to this club. Used to go spend a whole evening there due to the sports on TV, low pressure environment and friendly hot girls. Talent seems to be way down right now. I read more... guy_carolina review of Platinum Plus in Columbia, South Carolina on 05/08/08 Stopped by for an afternoon at PP and was not disappointed. I only come by on the afternoons, so I can't speak about the night crew. But the day crew is very nice. I really perfer the day shift read more... volsfan0911 review of Players Club in Baltimore, Maryland on 05/08/08 Now that I live locally, decided it was high time to go check it out. The membership and entry fee is steep ($35) but BYOB helps. Even though I smoke, a smoke filled bar makes me sick so I am glad read more... expatriate review of Sparky's Sports Bar in Fayetteville, North Carolina on 05/08/08 I stopped by Sparky's about 3 in the afternoon last Wed. Unlike previous visits, club memberships were being checked at the door in the afternoon. With the card I got in free. Also, they wanded read more... more strip club reviews... Ratings, Rankings & Trends All of our reviews are submitted with a rating. We have compiled these ratings, and devised an algorithm to rate and rank strip clubs. Top 10 Strip Clubs Rank Club Name and Location 1 Hot Lap Dance - New York City, New York 2 Adelita Bar - Tijuana, Mexico 3 Sundowner - Niagara Falls, Ontario 4 Players Club - Baltimore, Maryland 5 Tootsie's Cabaret - Miami, Florida 6 Platinum Plus - Columbia, South Carolina 7 Flight Club - Inkster, Michigan 8 Kappa Kabanna - Kappa, Illinois 9 Mons Venus - Tampa, Florida 10 PT's Sports Cabaret - Sauget, Illinois Complete List of Top 40 Strip Clubs Top 10 Topless Clubs Rank Club Name and Location 1 Platinum Plus - Columbia, South Carolina 2 Flight Club - Inkster, Michigan 3 PT's Sports Cabaret - Sauget, Illinois 4 Coliseum - Detroit, Michigan 5 Hip Hugger - Kokomo, Indiana 6 Uptown Cabaret - Charlotte, North Carolina 7 Mickey's - Fayetteville, North Carolina 8 Palace Mens Club - San Antonio, Texas 9 Shotgun Willie's - Glendale, Colorado 10 Brad's Brass Flamingo - Indianapolis, Indiana Complete List of Top 40 Topless Strip Clubs Top 10 Nude Clubs Rank Club Name 1 Hot Lap Dance - New York City, New York 2 Sundowner - Niagara Falls, Ontario 3 Players Club - Baltimore, Maryland 4 Tootsie's Cabaret - Miami, Florida 5 Kappa Kabanna - Kappa, Illinois 6 Mons Venus - Tampa, Florida 7 Scarlett's at Ybor Strip - Tampa, Florida 8 Deja Vu Showgirls - Lansing, Michigan 9 Mario's Showplace 2 - Webster, Massachusetts 10 Flamingo Theater - Anaheim, California Complete List of Top 40 Nude Strip Clubs

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